Yep, and the entire knowledge/info to beat any monkey is in there and less than 30 meg dl. Neurologically, monkeys memory retention and multitasking exceeds this but are unable to effectively do it. Maybe the theory monkeys use isn't really the best. I think one SF weakness is always selecting the best move when playing monkeys when there is a shorter route to a win. It hates to lose worse than HN!
Stockfish (talking about King's Gambit): "This opening is not good because white's king is now severely weakened" Stockfish (When playing vs Lc0): *Plays the King's Gambit and sacrifices 5 pieces before checkmating Lc0*
@@benjaminblack91 Yeah, if you let Stockfish play its preferred opening it's going to be Ruy Lopez: Berlin defense variation, or Italian, either mainline or 2 knight defense (Stockfish 14 in my phone actually like 2 knight over mainline Italian as black, inviting Fried Liver, it actually argues that the pawn sacrifice is worth the bishop pair, as to keep the extra pawn white had to give up the light bishop)
Comparing between stockfish’s reply and human’s reply to grandmasters gameplays Humans: so strong Stockfish:so weak soooooo weak how you learn chess even when I was 1 month old I can already defeat 1000000000000 grandmasters and you still be a noob from bad class I wonder how your teacher teach you you still a trash chess player who plays chess badly Haiyaaaaa why you still here this who teach you ?From my son ? Even my 1month old can definitely defeat you I don’t know why people call you grandmasters they should call you trash chess player even my friend jack also can defeat you without his eye he so noob that he can even defeat you he so noob that he can only defeat 1000 grandmasters
The production value for the anthropomorphised stockfish is really high for this video. The writing is great too. It is scary that one day, the text could also be generated by an AI rendering us useless.
AI of today generate superb voice, similar graphics, and with 24 hours proper training will produce wittier and broader comments. It is just not mass produced yet.
@@strong8705 Could you plese point to your source? I am keenly interested in AI and have basic background in it. However, I have never found any AI algorithm which generates and correctly expresses "witty" comments. I do know of algos that generate comments, paraphrase discussions and even generate puns for a given statement. If you know of a research paper or a demo, could you kindly link it?
"Grandmaster John wrote that this game has been noted for it's brilliancy rather than it's accuracy as a computer this does not make sense to me. What can be more brilliance than perfect accuracy" -Stock fish
2:31 the reason g6 is better than c6 is not that the knight is more dangerous than the bishop ─ it's that it just wins a full knight (as the knight is trapped after h4 Qf6).
Now imagine if Stockfish analyzed one of our games Stockfish: "How are you doing so bad by move 10?" "I feel like I'm going to puke, please make it stop" "Watching this game makes my head hurt and I don't even have a head"
Wanna hear a joke, stockfish? SF:What is it human? How strong is your memory? SF:Stronger than any other human Remind me how many games you lost to AlphaZero? SF: 5:13
Video Idea: make Stockfish analyse brilliant positional queen sacs (Nezhmetdinov vs Chernikov) that engines can't analyse properly yet. I want to see that smug smile wiped away
That wink 7:15 😂 No but seriously this was way more hilarious than I was expecting I think this one was better than the last one, which was still great
Give the guy who came up with this content a raise.
Even better, a promotion!
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Promotion to a customer, because it's fucking cringe!
@@KajuTheRudeMonke boomer
Plz tell me it's not you
@@techguy2696 no u
Yeah
“All games are immortal if you have the PGN” 😂
What's that mean?
@@fckyo7789 PGN is a file format which describes a chess game
It said PGN its the game notation string.
why kieseritzky are so strange??
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Humans: Is the Immortal chess game!
Stockfich: It is the game of two humans where they play brilliantly badly.
Stockfich is really good at playing chess.
Wow! 😮 Thank you so much for 500 likes 😉
@@Hardjosh but can it beat me?
@@furkanozal556 yes
@@furkanozal556 perhaps
“What can be more brilliant than perfect accuracy “
Stockfish dropping knowledge bombs lol
Brilliant accuracy is boring, have you seen top level computer games?
@@leontrotsky6430 yes.
Yep, and the entire knowledge/info to beat any monkey is in there and less than 30 meg dl. Neurologically, monkeys memory retention and multitasking exceeds this but are unable to effectively do it. Maybe the theory monkeys use isn't really the best. I think one SF weakness is always selecting the best move when playing monkeys when there is a shorter route to a win. It hates to lose worse than HN!
@@kennethhicks2113 are you a computer program? You seem to talk like one
@@kylen6430 Lol... naw, just old and have learned a lot, but thanks as I take it as a compliment ; )
GG
I'm glad my Diamond membership is going towards something good like the production of this video.
Ooooo a fellow guardian
Me too :) most worthwhile subscription I have, including Playstation +. And that's saying a lot for me.
I like "stockfish analysing games played by humans" type of video
But can Stockfish play Guess the ELO or will it just say. "300" every time?
"A lot of names for just one person to have"... Stockfish is funnier than me *and* better at chess :(
dont feel down stock fish can only calculate moves it can not talk
If that's funnier than you I can't imagine how unfunny you are
:)
It won't get laid either so we at least have that in common lol
@@butterpecan077 but who is talking now?
Stockfish (talking about King's Gambit): "This opening is not good because white's king is now severely weakened"
Stockfish (When playing vs Lc0): *Plays the King's Gambit and sacrifices 5 pieces before checkmating Lc0*
Stockfih doesn't play king's gambit, it is given the kings gambit as an example opening in these tournaments, which it continues from.
@@benjaminblack91 Yeah, if you let Stockfish play its preferred opening it's going to be Ruy Lopez: Berlin defense variation, or Italian, either mainline or 2 knight defense (Stockfish 14 in my phone actually like 2 knight over mainline Italian as black, inviting Fried Liver, it actually argues that the pawn sacrifice is worth the bishop pair, as to keep the extra pawn white had to give up the light bishop)
If their personalities were real:
Stockfish: "You are a clearly inferior AI, Leela. Here, I'll play a known weak opening and will still crush you."
Reverse Psychology
I think the fact that Stockfish played the King's gambit against Lc0 was simply out of disrespect for its opponent.
More accurate title: Stockfish completely roasts the Immortal Chess Game
I know, there should be a series called "Stockfish roasting inmortal games"
Comparing between stockfish’s reply and human’s reply to grandmasters gameplays
Humans: so strong
Stockfish:so weak soooooo weak how you learn chess even when I was 1 month old I can already defeat 1000000000000 grandmasters and you still be a noob from bad class I wonder how your teacher teach you you still a trash chess player who plays chess badly Haiyaaaaa why you still here this who teach you ?From my son ? Even my 1month old can definitely defeat you I don’t know why people call you grandmasters they should call you trash chess player even my friend jack also can defeat you without his eye he so noob that he can even defeat you he so noob that he can only defeat 1000 grandmasters
WE WANT MORE OF THIS PLSS...
ps: a suggestion .. let stockfish analyse its game against alpha zero.. it wld be so much funn
Shut up
@@fivehundrediq5212 ?
Good idea
it starts by making fun of alpha and ends the video with just constant screaming
@@cadespaulding3837 😂😂😂
A Queen on a centralized legal board has 27 legal moves, this Queen has five.. ha ha ha
LOL
"After more than 14 moves I recommend you have more than 1 developed pieces" LOL
The production value for the anthropomorphised stockfish is really high for this video. The writing is great too. It is scary that one day, the text could also be generated by an AI rendering us useless.
AI of today generate superb voice, similar graphics, and with 24 hours proper training will produce wittier and broader comments.
It is just not mass produced yet.
@@strong8705 Could you plese point to your source? I am keenly interested in AI and have basic background in it. However, I have never found any AI algorithm which generates and correctly expresses "witty" comments. I do know of algos that generate comments, paraphrase discussions and even generate puns for a given statement. If you know of a research paper or a demo, could you kindly link it?
It is impossible for an AI to come up with authentically humorous statements. Real humour requires a self-reflective consciousness.
@@DelFlo Nonsense, look up DeepLeffen's or wint_but_ai's tweets.
@@AnkhArcRod Look for interviews with GPT3
Stockfish: Black however is already lost.
Anderssen: plays Bd6.
Stockfish: Bd6?? Did I say lost?
This got me laughing...
"knight to h5 to guard a pawn thats already guarded" -Stockfish 2021
0:46 Stockfish having a full-blown stroke. 😂
7:12
Stockfish- I never get check mated
Alphazero- Hold my beer
Technicly he resigns
@@mikoajtokar5846 OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
This is Stockfish 14, not his dopey cousin Stockfish 8.
Stockfish: L.O.L 🤣🤣🤣
@@hd11_88 😭😭😭🤣🤣😂😂
Human call this Immortal game.
Anderssen: Plays the King's Gambit.
Stockfish: Play this against me and I will show you no mercy.
Lol. I like these series. The commentary is so funny.
"Grandmaster John wrote that this game has been noted for it's brilliancy rather than it's accuracy as a computer this does not make sense to me. What can be more brilliance than perfect accuracy"
-Stock fish
I didn't know Stockfish has such a sense of humour. Whenever I play against it, it's just soulless machine beating c..p out of me.
This was hilariously enjoyable. Please make more.
5:58 "If I can't find a forced mate, then you certainly can't."
Mind your words, you might get your neural networks dissed by crazy problem makers.
"And that's why ladies and gentlemen, computer is such a scumbag."
-some IM
GOTHAMCHESS
i'm here just to say the thumbnail is terrifying
I think if engines were given speech and a great deal of trash talk, chess would explode in popularity.
😂 Stockfish- “Sometimes I wish I could I be this naive”.
I just love how sarcastic stockfish is
2:31 the reason g6 is better than c6 is not that the knight is more dangerous than the bishop ─ it's that it just wins a full knight (as the knight is trapped after h4 Qf6).
now i want stockfish to analyze one of my games like this... there's a special kind of humor to being called inferior by a machine.
"Play ANY OPENING AGAINST ME, and I WILL SHOW YOU **NO MERCY**"
Loved it!!
Now imagine if Stockfish analyzed one of our games
Stockfish:
"How are you doing so bad by move 10?"
"I feel like I'm going to puke, please make it stop"
"Watching this game makes my head hurt and I don't even have a head"
Lol
Lmfao
Sometimes stockfish thinks that this game is a draw, but it is winning for a one player
Loving these Stockfish trash-talking videos xD keep them coming
Stock fish explaining a game in the voice of NM cjxchess!!! woah thats pretty cool!
Stockfish: I never get Checkmated.
Alpha Zero: A very poor choice of words...
this is sf14 no sf8..
Stockfish even didnt show any mercy to mittens
Please we need more of this
0:47 stockfish’s head is doing a thing
I need more of this, this is great 👍
stockfish lightskin stare
The humor and the way stockfish stop abruptly and continue talking reminds me of Gothamchess
if you look at the thumbnail, you see that a black king is in check but white is still makeing a move without black dealing with the check.
Plays pawn for absolutely no fucking reason. :gigachad:gigachad:
I like how stockfish gives the correct line that goes on and on.
Wanna hear a joke, stockfish?
SF:What is it human?
How strong is your memory?
SF:Stronger than any other human
Remind me how many games you lost to AlphaZero?
SF: 5:13
Alternate title:Stockfish roasting humans for 8 and a half minutes straight
Video Idea: make Stockfish analyse brilliant positional queen sacs (Nezhmetdinov vs Chernikov) that engines can't analyse properly yet. I want to see that smug smile wiped away
that queen sac was losing against an engine
@@shivanshnigam281 Not really. The sacrifice is objectively quite dangerous and challenges black to prove equality according to most modern analysis.
@@Musicrafter12 when the last time a human beat a chess engine?
@@fivehundrediq5212 Just now. I defeated stockfish. I set it up so that it didnt play the best moves.
@@Musicrafter12 nah. its really on white to try and find the draw at the engine level. modern analysis... by humans?
"I am glad that I can format my disk so I do not have to go through this again"
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of course play any opening against me and i will show no mercy"- Stockfish 2021
"I will show you no mercy"
This content is brilliant. Kudos
XDDD I love this! I love how Stockfish roasts us human players for his game analysis.
Every time I listen to Stockfish jokes I am positive that IM Rensch wrote them xd
Just a beginning of stock fish's attack on humanity
“I never get checkmated” *cries in alphazero*
Stockfish: it's time to delete this comment
@the devil the pgns are missing
@the devil Tbh Stockfish is by far the strongest now
The version that AlphaZero fought was Stockfish 8, and we're now on Stockfish 14
it's already 8 months since this video was uploaded, it's just a matter of time until stockfish invades the world
Stockfish: "I jest, I never get checkmated, haha"
Stockfish one second later: Alphazero flashbacks
Stockfish : play any opening and I will show you no mercy.
AlphaZero : That's cute.
😂😂
But Stockfish 15 can beat Alpha Zero
"All games are immortal if you have the PGN" lol
"All games are immortal if you have the PGN"
Stockfish's humour is so good
There are plenty of things that are more brilliant than perfect accuracy
It wouldn't surprise me if one day computers can communicate like this. It's going to make for some interesting conversations.
I would like more videos of Stockfish roasting the most brilliant games in Chess history.
"I never get checkmated haha"
Remembers PTSD from vs AlphaZero matches
Stockfish: Moving on..
This is the best series you guys do.
People who used to play online chess to avoid trash talking in real life , welcome to this TH-cam channel!
"After 14 moves I recommend you have more than one developed piece."
That "HAHAHA" is creepy.
Combining human sarcasm with the processing power to play chess is out of this world.
That wink 7:15 😂
No but seriously this was way more hilarious than I was expecting
I think this one was better than the last one, which was still great
This deserves a medal tbh.
Remember, its thanks to us that you exist !
Please bring more of this.If possible a conversation between Stockfish and Alpha Zero.
This is a great way to teach chess by a chess engine.
Imagine bunch of stockfish dominating world and only way to prevent them is beating them in chess.
I like how stockfish just turned red when he said: "If you play this against me I will show no mercy"
StockFish : play it against me and i will show you no mercy
AlphaZero : kids these days.
How did you manage to anime this Robot in the video? This is amazing!
I could watch hundreds of these
imagine this stockfish narrating a game against alpha zero
These are great. Keep them coming.
Stockfish had a glow up just to impress Lc0
why would it impress someone who he crushed 😂
@@dayz9061 😂
"I hope she's not claustrophobic."
"Stockfish" and... Where Is the FISH?
I need a robot fish explain this games...
Why is this so good.
Imagine stockfish 30 calling magnus a noob in 2100
😳
Please do more of these
"Guarding a pawn which is already guarded, at least there's a threath" I like this words by stockfish 😆
The way its lights went from blue to red at the end...creepy
I love this Format! MORE!
I think sometime fide should have a roasting competition between stock fish and the world
Stockfish: "I just- I never get checkmated!'
Torch: "I am coming for your soul."
Ayyyy, the Stockfish roasting humans series is back. My favorite 👏
Me: * offers draw *
Opponent * doesn't accepts *
Me: * Wins anyway *
Also me: 3:35
This stockfish guy looks so confident in himself, he should go for the candidates next year xD
He was banned for using an engine.
More of this, please.
Skynet saw that a movIe about itself was made and so it renamed to “Stockfish” to avoid suspicion
thats how alphazero treats stockfish
😂
Stockfish acualy has problems seeing trapped peaces on the board