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We decided to watch the last movie Steven Seagal acted in. It has DMX too. And WOW, is this one boring as flick. Avoid at all costs.
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Finally Jason!!!
Dave brought up how you don't know any 90's rappers or any 90's r&b singers :D
God bless you both You and Dave for that one.
Aren't the best Seagal movies the ones he is barely in?
4:52 don't know if someone else put it or you figure out later that the robot gym teacher from class of 1999
Bummer, dude. It's only at 8k views. Still time to fix it
Only Sifu may receive my permission to delete me.
From IMDB; it’s hilarious:
“Seagal was stung by a wasp in his trailer and was very distressed and upset about it. Bizarrely he refused first aid but instead demanded an ambulance to take him to hospital. He didn't return to set for a week, causing scenes to be shot much differently and also using a body double. Despite production problems, the cast and crew was happy to have a week without Seagal on set.”
HAHa
The wasp thing was a cover story - Segall was on a top secret CIA mission in [REDACTED] to silence a high level political figure, disarm a couple of stolen nukes, hump a few lingerie models and lay waste to a cartel drug network.
Yup, it was a busy week for Sensei Wide-load.
Even the wasp knew he was bad news.
That wasp literally said: "Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore"
Seagal is so disliked that even IMDB couldn't help but shit on the guy.
That is hilarious 😂
Bill Cobbs is a legendary character actor. His filmography is insane. He just recently passed away too. I swear the man seemed like he was born looking like he was age 60!
I'm not sure why you included the "lol" ... Rest in peace, Mr. Cobbs
@@1970DAH It was a reflex referring to the fact that he always seemed like he was old even when he was young.
Died like three weeks ago. Yeah probably most recognisable from Demolition Man but he was in a tonne of stuff, you've definitely seen him as a guest star on a TV episode, shows up in a bunch of cool shit. RIP dude
RIP. He was a damn good pilot.
In over 200 movies and tv shows!
Someday Jason Brant and Space Ice will run out of Sifu movies to watch
I mean.... It's GOTTA happen eventually, right?
There are plenty of other bad movies out there. Hopefully, Space Ice can find some. I know Jason will.
I can't wait for that day.
They'll review Sifu's music albums.
Space Ice basically shits on Seagull on every occasion which is kinda lame and not funny.
Jason, on the other hand, also makes fun of him but still gives him credit where it's valid like in Ticker or Exit Wounds.
And I personally prefer the second more reasonable approach.
Mad respect to Bill Cobbs, who appeared in nearly 200 movies and television shows in 50 years!! Passed away at 90 this June
RIP to a man who classed up many a scene.
I knew him from Dino Dana! Don’t judge me! RIP
Now that was a man who knew how to use the three seashells
Legend
RIP
Aannndddd I just realized I didn't use our SIFU SEAGAL intro. I'm dumb.
Ya big dummy 😁
Too many “talents” viewed in a short amount of time has an effect on a man.
Reupload it?
Dammit now I can't "enjoy" SIFU!!!
Booooooooo!
"All you got to do is put a cheeseburger on the counter and you've got 15 minutes to get out."
You think it take 15 minutes for Seagal to eat a burger? He'll inhale that like he's at a Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest.
It's never a contest for Seagal; it's training.
You're not taking into account the 12 minutes it'll take him to walk over to the counter.
He ment to say a couple party packs form white Castles (48 sliders)
i wasn't going to write it. But I thought it very loud
1 minute for the burger, 14 minutes for a nap.
"I am the shockmaster."
I laughed so hard my dog got off the bed.😂
"I don't need to avenge my son right now."
"I can make another one." 😂
Seagal: "What the f*** is this???"
He's in the movie literally talking about the movie 😂
9:49 R.I.P. Bill Cobbs
Great character actor
R.I.P. DMX...
RIP
This should’ve been the final Seagal movie you watched.
It seems like all you have left are his good ones . Out for justice and under siege.
He has a lot of bad movies though I don't think they've watched them all 😂
Unfortunately, we have a lot of Seagal left.
@@JasonBrant Unfortunate for you... But highly fortunate for the SBIG Alumni :D
Hard to Kill and Marked For Death are reasonably entertaining. Best part of Marked For Death is Keith David.
Under Siege is elevated by having Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey as villians.
@@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub ssshhhh. 🤫 don’t give any details away.
I want them to go into that movie with no prior knowledge.
12:40 "at this point I'm considering blacking out"
LMAO
😂
Brian's tic is naming cars, Jason's is "He/She looks familiar" and Dave's is slurping his beer XD
"They pissed on the body afterwards...he cried like a bitch" lol
Dave's that friend ya love because he genuinely appreciates the daft jokes you make and the more he laughs the more it encourages you to keep making em and you need that shit to get through shit films like this. If the film ain't entertaining you've gotta create the entertainment ya self 😂
We went off on a lot of tangents during this pile.
I love how Seagal's movies seem to have grown darker and darker whenever they show him...like the black hole he is literally manifests itself now.
He moves less and we see him less.
He has become a shadow of (several) of his former selves
light is struggling to escape his sheer gravitational field
@@TalosCreative😂. Nice one
The old black guy with the beard is Bill Cobbs RIP he died on the 25th June 2024. You will recognise him from "Night at the Museum" and "Demolition Man"
Took me a bit, but I got there. RIP
Don't forget "New Jack City". He's the one who kills Nino Brown at the end.
@@megamanxhunter Iv'e not watched New Jack City for years now thanks for that.
The Bodyguard as well
I recognized him from The Sopranos.
When Sifu walked up to the table and asked “What the **** is this?”, he was talking to the director, writer and producer.
He was prob the writer
Old guy from Demolition Man just passed. Bill Cobbs.... RIP
ah no, i really liked that guy. So friendly
Be well mr Cobbs
RIP
25:31 That was really weird hearing Seagal yell. He mumbles so much that I didn't think he would ever raise his voice.
Maybe he thought it would be a big deal.
I kinda jumped
This movie is so bad it killed DMX
I met him at a Six Flags in NY one year. He was visiting with his family from Philly. Really nice guy and nice family. It was a family outing, not a gangster rap party. I guess he had demons he could not sort out.
Haha, goddamn.
You could say, it made him lose his mind.
Too soon
Lmfao
I love everytime Jason mentions it’s a Steven Seagal movie night they react like they’ve just been kicked in the balls.
Wait until he watches Urban Justice or Red Dawn
I like that seagal is so stupid that they trick him into playing the villian without him knowing
That old black guy was already old when he was in demolition man lol
He's one of those guys who was born old
His name is Mr. Cobbs. He died last month at age 90.
Man didn't knkw but like others said he was old in 90s@@1970DAH
Just looked up Bill cobbs he only died 26th june this year, aged 90! Demolition man was one of many, many roles including the bodyguard, night at the museum, the people under the stairs, the colour of money, trading places, new jack city and many more! RIP legend
Trading Places is such a comfort watch for me
What’s scary is IMDb is saying that Seagal has three upcoming movies
MY HERO! MY IDOL! MY LOVE! SEAFU SEAGAL!!!!
The hero we deserve.
Hiring DMX to act but not licensing any of his tracks is typical SBIG. Brilliant! Also, nice Dr Claw voice you have there.
Johnny Messner had supporting roles in Tears of the Sun and Running Scared.
Which might be where you know him from.
He also had a lead role in the 2004 sequel to 1997's Anaconda.
He was also pretty funny as Kevin Pollack’s henchman in The Whole Ten Yards
@@TheASSedoTV Yeah, it does sadden me that drivel like this movie is where Messner's career has gone to as I always liked him.
I love him in Tears of the sun... ❤ Total badass
Didn't forget his hitman role in 'The Equalizer'
When you guys watch Seagal, I feel like a small child watching their daddy go into work in the coal mines: "No, daddy, don't go! That job is killing you!"
8:55 Bill Cobbs, recently died R.I.P.
This should be a disaster!! Can’t wait 😂
It's a rough one.
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!! “They play so well don’t yall agree?!”
That boy good...!
@@misterkami2
You’re so lovely...give yourself a round of applause
Erins legs n feet comment was funny XD
Jason remembering Bill Cobbs (RIP) at 10:13 is the kind of movie geekery I love so much- well done, sir 😂😂😂
Mr. Cobbs was in 200 movies/tv shows. You should have recognized him as well.
Took me a bit, but I got there.
Bill Cobbs - These are where I know him from.. I dont recognise much of the rest of his movies
Bartender in Trading places
The Bodyguard
Demolition Man
One of the old guards in Night at the Museum
Also the first Air Bud 😜
@@stephaanbishop1 never heard of that
SIFU’n Sundays
My least favorite day of the month 🤮
@@JasonBrant hahaha
Weird theory: they just followed Segal around with a camera everywhere while he was constantly junked out till he secretly kicked the bucket a few years ago. Since then they've just been splicing him into stuff.
That older gent also kills Nino Brown (Wesley Snipes) at the end of ‘New Jack City’.
"Mr. Brown, your services are required in HELL!"
The old black guy was also the old reverend in the sopranos episode "Do not resuscitate"
703am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, LET'S DO THIS!!!
This one sounds...... fun, lol! I got a new job, my hours aren't set yet, but I get to actually enjoy today's episode, so
ON WIT DA FUN
I’m so early! What do I do with my hands!?!?
Keep the away from Sifu.
Bill Cobbs had the literal killer last line in New Jack City: "IDOLATOR! YOUR SOUL IS REQUIRED IN HELL!!!". Wesley Snipes even posted the scene on Twitter the day Cobbs died. Rest in Peace.
Bill Cobbs died less than a month ago. He had almost 200 credits (according to IMDB). Anyone above the age of 30 ought know his face. Rest in peace, Mr. Cobbs.
you know how Madonna has been stuck in british accent for 20 plus years Sifu stuck in a fake southern blaccent for close to that long
Seagal has bacon cheeseburgers in a blender and he's pounding shots.
Steven Seagal doing a southern accent is hilarious 😂
It's got electrolytes...
Water is for toilets.
@JasonBrant that's pretty good... you sure YOU ain't the smartest guy in the world?
I think Sifu need some Brawndo cuz he and his entire movie ain't got electrolytes
The thirst mutilator!
@@CyberBeep_kenshimore like hunger mutilator
Bouncer is Patrick Kilpatrick, the Sandman from Death Warrant. He was also in Under Siege 2 and Class of 1999.
8:31 those grave markers were just black text slapped over the video 🤣😂🤣😂
Watching Jason process & recall b movie actors is hella fun
25:31 Seagal didn't even have enough breath to rase his voice, they had to dub him lol
Are we sure Seagal has retired?
According to IMDB, he has two movies in pre-production. One being a sequel to Above the Law.
Of course it could be subject to change as a few months ago, a sequel to A Good Man was also listed as being in pre-production.
Those have been on there for years.
@@JasonBrant For the sake of you guys' sanity, I hope you are right.
Nas did a good album with Damian Marley...
Yea, it was pretty good
The closeup on erins feet and all the pictures had me dying 😂please tell me you started a feet finder account i did for my wife
That ad by Erin... hahah
Daves laugh is infectious, you could have no idea what is going on, hear him laugh and join in!
The weird shot of Seagal in the back of the car, it legit looks like they photoshopped his head onto a stock photo …🤣
Top 3 greatest martial artists of all time
1. Steven Seagul
2. Frank Dux
3. Jake Paul
Count Dante is the Babe Ruth of this list. Seagal’s like Barry Bonds.
Jason your mind for B and C movie tier actors is truly rain man level.
From IMDB:
“Often considered the role of his career, Steven Seagal was nominated for and received a high school diploma for his performance.”
💀💀💀😂😂😂😂
Morgan Freeman's great grandfather also played in New Jack City. He's the one who shot Wesley Snipes in the courthouse after the trial...
Beyond the Law? Is this movie about American Presidents? I heard they just changed the law so presidents can never be charged with crimes?
my facial recognition software hasnt been updated since the 90s
The beginning of Erin's ad 😂😂😂😂
Bill Cobbs was also in New Jack City he shot Wesley snipe's at the end
I had a Jason-like epiphany when finally remembered where I recognised that old black guy from...
Bill Cobb, he played Emory Erikson, the inventor of the Star Trek transporter in an episode of Enterprise (which seems to be 100% the same character manorisms as in this movie).
Apparenly, he died less than a month ago at the age of 90.
Jason, you clearly have an uncanny, superpower-level ability to identify and recall B-list actors. Use your powers only for good.
"Brawndo" "its what plants crave."
Great shirt. Great episode guys. Thanks as always.
“You can have pictures of my feet”
4:41 and probably picked the strippers himself 🤣🤣🤣
I'm surprised you guys didn't recognize the actor that played Skut Farkas in A CHRISTMAS STORY.
Steven Seagal has the articulation of an 81 year old, senile president.
I love the Brawndo shirt. It's what plants want.
at 8:32 as Dave approaches the headstones you can see how UTTERLY digital all the writing on them is. LMAO
I am so glad that you recognized the guy from Demolition Man
Johnny Messner was also in Anaconda hunt for the blood orchid. He played the boat captain and guide.
LMAO! Steven Seagal's phone beep @ 16:35 sounds like my pizza oven telling me that I have one minute left.
Johnny Messner, it was bugging me where I'd seen him before but then remembered he was a soldier in "Tears of the Sun" and that construction guy in the diner that Denzel smoked in The Equalizer. "Is it just you or we waiting for someone else?"
The latter was a bit part, but memorable
You know, there is a martial arts revenge game called Sifu. Someone should mod the game to make the character be Steven Seagal. They could probably switch the main characters voice lines with his.
Surprised Jason didn't recognize Zach Ward. I mean, these guys HAVE to have seen Postal by this point.
Also was Scott Fukis (bully kid) in Christmas Story!
Segals belt was beyond breaking point.
This movie should be called "Too fat for the law."
I remembered bill cobbs in the color of money. He was the pool hall attendant where cruise was showing off
The Steven Seagal Guide To Coolness: don't annunciate.
Its hilarious how (so far) Seagals' last movie ended with him going to Jail.
By the way, I find the filmography of its director, James Cullen Bressack, to be kinda interesting: He was born in 1992, making him 27 when he directed this. He did his first short film in 2004, his first feature-length film in 2011, did a Mockbuster (13/13/13) for The Asylum in 2013 and a number of other low-budget features since. Since _Beyond the Law,_ he did (among other things) two of Bruce Willis' late Direct-to-Video-Flicks _(Survive the Game_ and _Fortress),_ one Film with Mel Gibson _(Hot Seat),_ and is currently working on _Darkness of Man_ with Jean Claude van Damme. So, he's not only very busy, he has moved up slightly since working with Seagal, I guess. And perhaps he has some talent? Say what you want about _Beyond the Law,_ but it appears to be competently shot, at least.
Great to see Seagal back again!? I have seen this one, I noticed he was only standing for the opening then sitting for the next shot!? 😂
Dude I had a "Jason" movie pull about Johnny Messner. He was in Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid. I remember him because of his voice reminded me of his character in that movie.
I think Erin needs an Only Feets account. But seriously I've never understood how a man can look at a beautiful woman and think "ooooh feet". That's like taking a bottle of fine wine and thinking "ooooh the cork". But whatever floats your boats boys. My boat sunk a long time ago and it would take a Titanic level recovery mission to bring it back so...party on.
dave is my spirit human! look at that salt and pepper beard!!
I had to look him up. It’s Bill Cobbs. He just recently passed away.😢 He was a great character actor
Is no one going to mention that one of the actors is the redhead from the Christmas story?
I just now realized he was Scott Farkus myself. He was also the main actor in Postal, Uwe Boll's only "ok" game movie.
Steven Seagal just showed he's one of the actors in the action genre.
Just looking at the IMDB page and the summary is worded like Johnny Messner is the bad guy. Plus the trivia section is just amazing
The bartender at 15:00 was Scut Farkas in "A Christmas Story".
Someone else mentioned this, but the guy who shot the son was the redheaded bully Scott Farkus in Christmas Story, and the main actor in Postal, a great choice for So Bad It's Good.
Lolols. THat one dude is "Scut Farkus!" the mean red headed kid from A Christmas Story ..Zack Ward.
I dare never look how many Seagals you have left - it’s how I got into you guys and amongst my fave eps!
Here in West Mids UK, England have just lost the final; this is now my happy time. Thanks JB & SBIG.
Own those feet pics. All publicity is good publicity. 🤣🤣. Why I love this channel. No fucks given. Keep up the good work.