SHE CAN'T INTERRUPT US ALL!!!!!! Edit: I WAS WRONG!!! I just found Erin interrupting and judging me for glancing over as my wife was getting dressed... AVERT YOUR EYES!!!!!!
@@JasonBrantfyi you may have looked this up already but she didn’t get anything from the 90 yr old billionaire. He left everything to his son and she died struggling.
To answer Jason: Anna Nicole was initially awarded 450 million of the 1.6 billion dollar fortune in 2000 from her husband's estate when he died. His son challenged the settlement and in 2001 a probate judge concluded that she was not entitled to any of the money. The entire 1.6 billion dollar fortune ended up going to his son. That's why in 2002, she agreed to do the Anna Nicole Show because her modeling and Playboy money was drying up. Eventually her personal attorney and "friend" Howard Stern (not THAT Howard Stern) screwed her over too by milking her reality TV money. After she died, he tried to claim that he was the father of her daughter, and wanted to inherit all Anna's money as her parent, but a photographer named Larry Birkhead, who dated Anna Nicole for a while, said he was the father. Paternity test confirmed this and Stern didn't get a cent. Anna's daughter inherrited the entire 3 million dollar fortune left by Anna Nicole to her, and went to live with her dad in Kentucky.
Her daughter never got a dime of her stepdads money. The many lawsuits and counter suits went on till 2014, and went all the way to the us supreme court. Howard Stern was tried for murder for supplying her with drugs but was acquitted. Anna's first movie was The hudsucker proxy!
If I remember right, all of the family members involved in the lawsuit were dead long before it was resolved. It was basically just lawyers arguing with each other over which trust would get the money. Absolutely ridiculous story - all of that money and they couldn't even agree to just split it and all be generationally wealthy. Instead they tied everything up so no one got anything except the lawyers.
The silver lining to this miserable Hollywood story, is that Larry raised Dannielynn to be a beautiful and sweet girl. Both are doing really well despite all the smear campaigns and lawsuits. Larry said it was worth every penny to get his daughter back.
This was bonkers. The stunt work was awesome. The falls and that repelling stunt were crazy. Glaring Erin is my new favorite censor. Thanks for watching and sharing this guys.
"Some people are trying to KILL me!" 10/10 acting and line reading. Did she ever do Shakespeare on stage? if not, we were denied. Also, don't know if it was intentional or not, but having ANS's naked body censored with Erin's disapproving face was hilarious, like she's judging you both despite not being in this episode. And finally, despite how ridiculous this movie is, there's some REALLY good stunt work in this movie. If you've got an action movie set in a skyscraper, you need to have really good 'falling off a building' shots.
She did a lot of people on stage, don't know if any was called Shakespeare. In the UK there's a surname shakeshaft that's reasonably common...I think she did that on stage
You've quickly gone into being one of my favorite channels. I blame You, FanboyFlicks and Space Ice for dragging me into loving to watch garbage films.
As a long time fan of MST3k and Rifftrax, this channel has become the perfect successor for more adult oriented comedic commentary on movies that are the epitome of “terribly awesome”. This particular episode had me laughing to the point I was nearly crying. You guys are doing God’s work here. 👍🏼
Its nearly 9pm in the UK Today I have gone to work, came home, listened to AIC and watched SBIG....Today has been a good day😂😂😂 great episode guys, love you Dave ❤
That mane was absolutely fabulous, as was his own over-acting: wild-eyed when he unloads his mag into that poor guy in the elevator. In fact, in a band of hired goons who look like a real motley bunch (including the one guy in the black vest and the leather gloves who comments that 'God was really good to you' and then goes out the window) he really stands head and shoulders above the rest of them.
Her Guess jeans ads back in the 1990s were iconic. She was arguably more famous than Cindy Crawford. I'm fairly certain several million teenage boys had to explain to their parents why they were going through so many boxes of Kleenex and bottles of Lubriderm.
Anna was way more believable as a Southern talented counter-terrorist helicopter pilot than Seagal as a Louisiana deputy sheriff and it says a lot about his acting 😂
@@robotrix sure it’s like a ride along or an internship but still legit some sort of deputy But in the state of Louisiana, POST accreditation is not required for people holding certain positions in law enforcement if they are partnered with a POST-accredited officer.
28:34 I love how she's shown throwing a round kick in the preceding frame and then in the next it's a back fist actually sending the villain to his doom.
I go to sleep many nights thinking of just how much I wish this could be my job. Wake up, film myself watching terrible movies with my friends to then go and edit a video to post on youtube and make a living out of that...man, I am so envious. Regardless, keep up the good content
@@JasonBrant I think you under estimate the chemistry you all have on screen together. I’ve met plenty of celebrities that couldn’t be comfortable in front of the camera for all the money in the world, let alone just letting fly whatever comes to their mind while watching a bad movie. But I would love to see more people do this their are plenty of genres or movies that aren’t to your guys tastes that ripe for tearing apart with a crew
@@JasonBrantanyone can do it but not everyone can do it well & be entertaining. The same way anyone can paint a car but not everyone could do it well. Don’t sell yourself short, you are very entertaining & quick witted.
For me, the same person has to write, direct, and star in the movie for it to be a vanity project. It's more likely that she was given an "Associate Producer" credit just as a contractual consideration for her to sign on to the movie. It's very common for a well-known name to get some sort of producer credit as an extra enticement. The various "Producer" roles in Hollywood don't actually mean anything and don't indicate any certain type of involvement in a production. A Producer could have done anything from securing the funding for the movie all the way down to doing nothing more than having lunch with the director and saying, "You may as well try pitching it to a studio" when hearing the idea.
"You don't steer it with your mouth", I was watching (listening) to this while driving and just about went off the road laughing... then laughed hard after that for no reason LOL.
@@refinedsugar ohh it was just basic jealousy, she was still lingering in the playboy sphere, hanging out at the mansion being one of the favorites of Hugh, and along came Pamela who's career took off and surpassed the older playmates who had been lingering around for half a decade, '80s stuff. Anyway Pamela's career boomed and there was apparently bad blood between the two, I believe mostly Anna Nicole hating on the new girl. I don't think Pamela even gave two sh!ts. So when Pam was doing the 'b' movie and Hollywood movie scene. Anna Nicole attempted to get in on the action with movies as well. She got Howard to put in the money, trying to revamp her career. Wouldn't be the last attempt.
Always felt bad for Anna Nicole Smith. She reminded me of Marilyn Monroe in that kind of naivete that didn't realize she was swimming with sharks when she went to Hollywood and they killed her.
Fun fact: The horrible actor playing the horrible villain had a term in the German parliament a couple of years ago. His face was kinda familiar immediately, but I didn’t know where to put him until I looked up his name. He’s played a few roles on German TV before and after doing…this.
Man, dude was really chewing on the scenery. Makes me think he has some kind of stage acting experience and was leaning way too heavily into it for a crappy B-movie.
Joseph Merhi and his co-producer Richard Pepin both owned PM. It was called P-M after all, for Pepin-Merhi. Also, I feel like this should be said: Joseph Merhi should NOT be confused with Jalal Merhi, with whom he shares no relation.
Anna was born in Houston and grew up partly in an East Texas town called Mexia, where my grandparents lived. She used to work at a chicken place there. 13 year old me always wanted to go there when we were visiting. Because they had really good chicken of course. 😊
I guess the Anna Nicole Smith Show has been memory-holed since she overdosed. That show was huge for a year or two in the early days of celebrity reality television.
I couldn't stop laughing at Jason & Dave throughout this hilarious movie reaction this was classic SBIG. Anna Nicole Smiths funbags are the gift that keeps on giving 😂😂😂
In the late 80s and early 90s "Diehard but in an X" used to be the go-to elevator pitch for movies, it purportedly died when someone unironically pitched, "It's Diehard but in a skyscraper." I'd like to think that's true and this is that movie.
They leave it unedited? They have Jim Wynorski and Fred Olen Ray softcore on Tubi with scenes removed. Which is fine, it’s softcore. Vincent Vega or Voodoo, Evan Stone, Randy Spears and Rebecca Love-it’s Fred Olen Ray
Malibu also shows up in a terrible FMV game from the 90's called "Terror T.R.A.X.: Track of the Vampire". It's like an interactive quick-time event movie, really really bad.
PM Entertainment made so many absolute bangers in the 90's. Highly recommend checking out T-Force, Sweeper, Executive Target or Rage from them. All of them are totally insane.
Wait, I was expecting the entire chat to be about "The Naked Gun 33.3"?? Since Jason is such a big fan of bad movies, I don't know how he didn't know this.
I used to rent this movie out a long time at a video store far far away 😂🤣😂🤣 Now I know why it rented out so much. Great review again y'all, I was cracking up!
The guy playing the main villain in this, Charles M. Huber (born Karl-Heinz Huber), is these days a German politician. He had parts for German TV in the past.
I saw a bunch of outtakes/bloopers from this movie, and Anna Nicole Smith was completely goofy on goofballs and was slurring and stumbling over all her lines. It was amazing that the editors managed to stitch together a movie.
The balding police captain guy played Sal in Robocop. Just before Robo bursts in, he and Boddiker are in that warehouse doing a deal. (Lee de Broux - he's been in Pumpkinhead too).
0:33 like ANS, I am from Texas so I kept up with her story. She was a tall gangly girl that wasn’t too book smart. She got a pair of bolt on aftermarket upgrades and started dancing her little ass off in bars with poles and stages. Then she got recruited for Playboy around the time an 88 year old billionaire married her. He promptly passed away leaving the centerfold heaps of cash to Scrooge McDuck swim in. She then became an action star and a regular on Extra and ET. ANS got a reality show, and came apart on camera . Her manager moved in and got her pregnant. She never lost the baby weight, tried “plus size modeling” Her son she had as a teenager ODs in the labor and delivery room the day after she had her baby and Anna (39) O.D.ed in her grief leaving her manager and infant daughter millions of horny billionaire money. They moved to the Caribbean last I heard. The end. There is a mystery around her death and baby paternity.
I think ultimately she didn't get any money from the inheritance. There was court rulings against her and then she temporarily won something, but it was vacated. The even sadder thing is the fighting continued after she died and her daughter wasn't even a year old. All these people came out of the woodwork claiming they were actually the father because they all thought they could use the daughter to fight for the inheritance from that oil tycoon estate with Anna Nicole Smith's "estate" via the daughter having the claim. DNA test proved it was the photographer and not Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer/agent(who was living with her in the Bahamas in an attempt to avoid US courts forcing a paternity test for the photographer)
She was a model who reminded people of Marilyn Monroe. Was a freshman in college when she started to get more exposure. He Guess ads were on guys walls all over the dorms.😊
I watched this awhile back and was so amazed I brought it into Sunday Sinema at Seidenfaden's (which I host in Louisville) .. unfortunately, no one was as enthusiastic as I was about it ( side note: I also showed Repo Jake at one point). Anyway, glad you guys did this finally. It was hilarious! Love Bad movies. SBIG rocks!!
Anna Nicole was born in Houston Texas. Her mother was Virgie Hart who was one of the first female deputies in Harris County. My mother worked with Virgie back in the late 70s and into the early 80s
If you want more stuff like this, Anna Nicole Smith also did the movie *To the Limit* with PM Entertainment prior to this one. It's actually a sequel to an elusive low-budget film called *Da Vinci's War* (not by PM, and without Anna Nicole).
The judgmental Erin censor during the shower scene took me out 😂 behave boys she’s watching!
I had to use that for the nude scenes 🤣
SHE CAN'T INTERRUPT US ALL!!!!!!
Edit: I WAS WRONG!!! I just found Erin interrupting and judging me for glancing over as my wife was getting dressed... AVERT YOUR EYES!!!!!!
@@JasonBrantfyi you may have looked this up already but she didn’t get anything from the 90 yr old billionaire. He left everything to his son and she died struggling.
Judging us all forever and always. xD
@@JasonBrant she’s such a hottie, mate! In Australia we call it “batting above your average” meaning you hustled an Absolute Babe
To answer Jason: Anna Nicole was initially awarded 450 million of the 1.6 billion dollar fortune in 2000 from her husband's estate when he died. His son challenged the settlement and in 2001 a probate judge concluded that she was not entitled to any of the money. The entire 1.6 billion dollar fortune ended up going to his son. That's why in 2002, she agreed to do the Anna Nicole Show because her modeling and Playboy money was drying up. Eventually her personal attorney and "friend" Howard Stern (not THAT Howard Stern) screwed her over too by milking her reality TV money. After she died, he tried to claim that he was the father of her daughter, and wanted to inherit all Anna's money as her parent, but a photographer named Larry Birkhead, who dated Anna Nicole for a while, said he was the father. Paternity test confirmed this and Stern didn't get a cent. Anna's daughter inherrited the entire 3 million dollar fortune left by Anna Nicole to her, and went to live with her dad in Kentucky.
Her daughter never got a dime of her stepdads money. The many lawsuits and counter suits went on till 2014, and went all the way to the us supreme court.
Howard Stern was tried for murder for supplying her with drugs but was acquitted.
Anna's first movie was The hudsucker proxy!
It's really sad honestly. All that money wasted in attorney fees, while something good could have come from it.
If I remember right, all of the family members involved in the lawsuit were dead long before it was resolved. It was basically just lawyers arguing with each other over which trust would get the money. Absolutely ridiculous story - all of that money and they couldn't even agree to just split it and all be generationally wealthy. Instead they tied everything up so no one got anything except the lawyers.
@@jeffreynichols6367 Mabye..just mabye.. that scum lawyer was on the other side for peanuts..?
The silver lining to this miserable Hollywood story, is that Larry raised Dannielynn to be a beautiful and sweet girl. Both are doing really well despite all the smear campaigns and lawsuits. Larry said it was worth every penny to get his daughter back.
"You don't steer it with your mouth", almost made me spit out my tea.
And that's where i decided to take a leak before i piss myself from laughing!
You should see her handling that stick
That was the funniest shit I heard all week 😂😅!
We were such dicks during this one.
@@JasonBrant And we thank you for that
"Did she ever say no to anything?"
Acting lessons.
Never said no to fuckin rich old dudes
When she asked for a second take. The director told her no.
Oh damn I remember this. Shower scene was worn out on the VHS.
Haha, I bet it was.
Anna Nicole Smith died in 2007 at the age of 39 years. Her breasts were 20.
🤣🤣
20 what? Pounds?
@@sblinder1978Should be obvious what
20 conjoined dicks size
@@sblinder1978 her bewbs were 20 years old...
This was bonkers. The stunt work was awesome. The falls and that repelling stunt were crazy. Glaring Erin is my new favorite censor.
Thanks for watching and sharing this guys.
Well filmed swingstage scene.
The transcript for the shower scene…gold
Thanks 🤣🤣
"Some people are trying to KILL me!"
10/10 acting and line reading. Did she ever do Shakespeare on stage? if not, we were denied.
Also, don't know if it was intentional or not, but having ANS's naked body censored with Erin's disapproving face was hilarious, like she's judging you both despite not being in this episode.
And finally, despite how ridiculous this movie is, there's some REALLY good stunt work in this movie. If you've got an action movie set in a skyscraper, you need to have really good 'falling off a building' shots.
She did a lot of people on stage, don't know if any was called Shakespeare.
In the UK there's a surname shakeshaft that's reasonably common...I think she did that on stage
She's a helicopter pilot and they called it Skyscraper when "Fly Hard" was RIGHT THERE !!!
Nice
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
21:53 - Complete rip from the end of diehard where Sgt. Powell overcomes his fears to fire his weapon and save the day.
You've quickly gone into being one of my favorite channels. I blame You, FanboyFlicks and Space Ice for dragging me into loving to watch garbage films.
“He’s shitting his pants NOW and he doesn’t know why”. I needed that laugh.
As a long time fan of MST3k and Rifftrax, this channel has become the perfect successor for more adult oriented comedic commentary on movies that are the epitome of “terribly awesome”. This particular episode had me laughing to the point I was nearly crying. You guys are doing God’s work here. 👍🏼
And with this as a thespian yardstick, you can never completely disparage Monique Gabrielle's magnificent eyebrow-acting ever again.
The guy on the roof said, "Ciao bella".
She makes Monique Gabrielle look like Cate Blanchett.
Its nearly 9pm in the UK
Today I have gone to work, came home, listened to AIC and watched SBIG....Today has been a good day😂😂😂 great episode guys, love you Dave ❤
The pure enjoyment you guys have for these movies is what keeps me coming back.
"Ahm a heelacoptur pahlut."
lol
Straight out of the gate your comments about her are savage lmao. That's why we love you guys.
We're such assholes.
@@JasonBrant I mean you're not wrong about Anna Nicole-Smith lol
"Whoever Anna Nicole Smith is"?!?!?! Geez, way to make me feel old, guys!
That big haired guy should have done a version of Arnie's Conan the Barbarian - Malibu the Barbie Aryan
Deron McBee can do no wrong.
Malibu Barbie's Forgotten Magicks playset.
Deron McBee would be Kenough for me.
That mane was absolutely fabulous, as was his own over-acting: wild-eyed when he unloads his mag into that poor guy in the elevator.
In fact, in a band of hired goons who look like a real motley bunch (including the one guy in the black vest and the leather gloves who comments that 'God was really good to you' and then goes out the window) he really stands head and shoulders above the rest of them.
Watch the Dragonstrike learning to play game video
Her Guess jeans ads back in the 1990s were iconic. She was arguably more famous than Cindy Crawford. I'm fairly certain several million teenage boys had to explain to their parents why they were going through so many boxes of Kleenex and bottles of Lubriderm.
Anna was way more believable as a Southern talented counter-terrorist helicopter pilot than Seagal as a Louisiana deputy sheriff and it says a lot about his acting 😂
Seagal really was a deputy
@marshaljedcooper7402 No, he wasn't
I think Space Ice uncovered that.
Touche!!!! ...PLUS she actually looks better when she does walk!
@@robotrix sure it’s like a ride along or an internship but still legit some sort of deputy
But in the state of Louisiana, POST accreditation is not required for people holding certain positions in law enforcement if they are partnered with a POST-accredited officer.
@@metalhead9315 had to respond when I saw this come up
25:10 SAL! From Robocop!
“C’mon, Sal! The Tigers are playing, TONIGHT!… I never miss a game!”
I really like Eren's glaring face as the censor bar
“She’s probably a super nice lady”
She’s dead ☹️
ya I was like...well that's gonna be fun when they find out lol
She was a super nice lady.
@@TheNaturalPatHarris i watched her reality tv show back in thw day she was in fact not that nice of a lady
@@chazeverett Ditto
@@TheNaturalPatHarris she wasn't
28:34 I love how she's shown throwing a round kick in the preceding frame and then in the next it's a back fist actually sending the villain to his doom.
I go to sleep many nights thinking of just how much I wish this could be my job. Wake up, film myself watching terrible movies with my friends to then go and edit a video to post on youtube and make a living out of that...man, I am so envious. Regardless, keep up the good content
If an idiot like me can do it, anyone can. Give it a shot!
@@JasonBrant I think you under estimate the chemistry you all have on screen together. I’ve met plenty of celebrities that couldn’t be comfortable in front of the camera for all the money in the world, let alone just letting fly whatever comes to their mind while watching a bad movie. But I would love to see more people do this their are plenty of genres or movies that aren’t to your guys tastes that ripe for tearing apart with a crew
@@JasonBrantanyone can do it but not everyone can do it well & be entertaining.
The same way anyone can paint a car but not everyone could do it well.
Don’t sell yourself short, you are very entertaining & quick witted.
Associate producer, Anna Nicole Smith, We got a vanity project!!!
Vanity project? Did she fund it or something?
@@JasonBrant Aparently this was her attempt at doing more serious projects. xD
You're really stretching it here. She had a three picture deal with PM. This isn't a vanity project.
For me, the same person has to write, direct, and star in the movie for it to be a vanity project. It's more likely that she was given an "Associate Producer" credit just as a contractual consideration for her to sign on to the movie. It's very common for a well-known name to get some sort of producer credit as an extra enticement. The various "Producer" roles in Hollywood don't actually mean anything and don't indicate any certain type of involvement in a production. A Producer could have done anything from securing the funding for the movie all the way down to doing nothing more than having lunch with the director and saying, "You may as well try pitching it to a studio" when hearing the idea.
@JasonBrant since you asked her bra measurement was 36ff.
I'm impressed. I have never known this existed. Side note: Dudes, she had a whole reality TV show. It was bonkers.
Sugar pie shut up!
Grizzly Adams eating soup or Anna taking shower? Hmm, it's a tough choice, cause either one is sign of quality product.
"You don't steer it with your mouth", I was watching (listening) to this while driving and just about went off the road laughing... then laughed hard after that for no reason LOL.
Gotta give a hand to that genius of engineering who created that helicopter fully capable of carrying pretty massive weaponry in the air.
Fun fact Anna Nicole hated Pam Anderson, that's how this movie came to exist.
I guess Pam got the last laugh
I've never heard this story before. Do you care to elaborate?
@@refinedsugar ohh it was just basic jealousy, she was still lingering in the playboy sphere, hanging out at the mansion being one of the favorites of Hugh, and along came Pamela who's career took off and surpassed the older playmates who had been lingering around for half a decade, '80s stuff.
Anyway Pamela's career boomed and there was apparently bad blood between the two, I believe mostly Anna Nicole hating on the new girl. I don't think Pamela even gave two sh!ts.
So when Pam was doing the 'b' movie and Hollywood movie scene. Anna Nicole attempted to get in on the action with movies as well. She got Howard to put in the money, trying to revamp her career. Wouldn't be the last attempt.
@@p_campbell Ok thanks. I thought it was something different. Pam was a playmate first and not the "new" girl however.
That's Anna's real-life son riding the bike. Like Whitney Houston and her daughter, they both died tragically very soon after one another.
Always felt bad for Anna Nicole Smith. She reminded me of Marilyn Monroe in that kind of naivete that didn't realize she was swimming with sharks when she went to Hollywood and they killed her.
She married a decrepit old man for his fortune. She was a shark herself.
Anna use to believe Marilyn was her mom
Abuse from the Kennedy family killed Monroe.
Fun fact: The horrible actor playing the horrible villain had a term in the German parliament a couple of years ago.
His face was kinda familiar immediately, but I didn’t know where to put him until I looked up his name. He’s played a few roles on German TV before and after doing…this.
Man, dude was really chewing on the scenery. Makes me think he has some kind of stage acting experience and was leaning way too heavily into it for a crappy B-movie.
Joseph Merhi and his co-producer Richard Pepin both owned PM. It was called P-M after all, for Pepin-Merhi.
Also, I feel like this should be said: Joseph Merhi should NOT be confused with Jalal Merhi, with whom he shares no relation.
The Merhi name denotes cinematic genius.
Pepin & Merhi…like…hobbits!
Weirdly enough I heard it as JosephMary, who was from a '90s Irish punk rock band called Compulsion, whom precisely none of you will remember.
Anna was born in Houston and grew up partly in an East Texas town called Mexia, where my grandparents lived. She used to work at a chicken place there. 13 year old me always wanted to go there when we were visiting. Because they had really good chicken of course. 😊
16:19 stuntman earned his paycheck that day.
Anna and her son Daniel were in this movie.
Rest in peace to them both. 🌹🕊
I guess the Anna Nicole Smith Show has been memory-holed since she overdosed. That show was huge for a year or two in the early days of celebrity reality television.
Jason, I love how excited you get when familiar actors show up in these…
Every time I see her, the image of her completely shattered while holding her dead son plagues my mind :/
and then she died the same way (OD) soon after
"I don't even know the character names."
I do. Left one and Right one.
I couldn't stop laughing at Jason & Dave throughout this hilarious movie reaction this was classic SBIG.
Anna Nicole Smiths funbags are the gift that keeps on giving 😂😂😂
Willis, Smith, the Rock when your building is Under Siege call the professionals.
In the late 80s and early 90s "Diehard but in an X" used to be the go-to elevator pitch for movies, it purportedly died when someone unironically pitched, "It's Diehard but in a skyscraper." I'd like to think that's true and this is that movie.
Diehard with an X........Dixhard? Yes.....yes....that would explain a lot about this movie.
My wife is dying at Dave 😂 “You don’t steer it with your mouth” almost choked her 😂😂😂
The instant turn from sex scene to “Oh God” are we going to have to put up with that all movie?
Amazing! Lol
Her scenes were great... until she spoke.
Immediately clicked the Tubi link when they got to the shower scene 🤣🤣🤣
It's worth a gander.
You mean you hadn't seen this cinematic masterpiece already? Set aside time for her 'To The Limit' straight after.
Friggin LOVE Tubi. Most of the Good weirdo stuff is there.
They leave it unedited? They have Jim Wynorski and Fred Olen Ray softcore on Tubi with scenes removed. Which is fine, it’s softcore. Vincent Vega or Voodoo, Evan Stone, Randy Spears and Rebecca Love-it’s Fred Olen Ray
Malibu also shows up in a terrible FMV game from the 90's called "Terror T.R.A.X.: Track of the Vampire". It's like an interactive quick-time event movie, really really bad.
Did you shoot the bat in your first playthrough? Lol
Take those words back. That game is a gem
Dude, this played so much on cable when I was a kid… 😂 let’s do this 🤙🏼
The "Three B's" had me spitting out my beer! Excellent.
Less than two minutes in, and the comments are already gold!
20:26 "Are they on a farm" after the reaction and a fully blurred screen has me ... concerned 😳
PM Entertainment made so many absolute bangers in the 90's. Highly recommend checking out T-Force, Sweeper, Executive Target or Rage from them. All of them are totally insane.
As far as I can tell Anne Nicole Smith was born in Houston Texas so her southern accent was genuine I'd say.
Lmaoo Jason’s excitement at 4:39-4:49 had me dying 😭😂
Wait, I was expecting the entire chat to be about "The Naked Gun 33.3"?? Since Jason is such a big fan of bad movies, I don't know how he didn't know this.
"Ciao Bella"
It's Italian for "hi", or "bye, beautiful".
I used to rent this movie out a long time at a video store far far away 😂🤣😂🤣 Now I know why it rented out so much. Great review again y'all, I was cracking up!
The guy playing the main villain in this, Charles M. Huber (born Karl-Heinz Huber), is these days a German politician. He had parts for German TV in the past.
Weird, I always thought his name was Gruber. Must be the Mandela effect.
Your right!!! I saw him as a kid, playing a detective in a german TV-series called "Der Alte" (a very boring 80´s crime-series).
@@tomdadada Yeah, that is the guy, he was "Kriminalkommissar Henry Johnson" in that one, late 80ties and 90ties. Ancient times. :)
Sorry, gotta take a break, receving my heart-meds from that swedish nurse, right now
2:12 playmate of the year 1993
From Texas
According to the Interweb her bra size was 40DD
Oh my Zod. I remember this movie from Cinemax when I was a kid. I had taped it off of TV by accident, but it turned out to be a happy accident. 😂😂
6:25 yeah, til A.N. shows up, then it's Nakabewbi Tower🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Knockerbewbi tower....
I saw a bunch of outtakes/bloopers from this movie, and Anna Nicole Smith was completely goofy on goofballs and was slurring and stumbling over all her lines. It was amazing that the editors managed to stitch together a movie.
6:44 Dammit Erin, why you gotta be giving me them eyes!!
The balding police captain guy played Sal in Robocop. Just before Robo bursts in, he and Boddiker are in that warehouse doing a deal. (Lee de Broux - he's been in Pumpkinhead too).
“Oooh. Guns, guns, guns! C’mon, Sal! The Tigers are playing… tonight. I never miss a game.” I love that scene
About five minutes when you started talking about the guy eating soup in Repo Jake , made me want to go back to that episode now … LOL
90% of the budget went to Anna; 10% to the special effects. They paid the others actor's with free pics and film of Anna for payment
Or 5 minutes to hold them
0:33 like ANS, I am from Texas so I kept up with her story. She was a tall gangly girl that wasn’t too book smart. She got a pair of bolt on aftermarket upgrades and started dancing her little ass off in bars with poles and stages. Then she got recruited for Playboy around the time an 88 year old billionaire married her. He promptly passed away leaving the centerfold heaps of cash to Scrooge McDuck swim in. She then became an action star and a regular on Extra and ET. ANS got a reality show, and came apart on camera . Her manager moved in and got her pregnant. She never lost the baby weight, tried “plus size modeling” Her son she had as a teenager ODs in the labor and delivery room the day after she had her baby and Anna (39) O.D.ed in her grief leaving her manager and infant daughter millions of horny billionaire money. They moved to the Caribbean last I heard. The end. There is a mystery around her death and baby paternity.
Lawyer not manager. And a photographer got her preggers and the lawyer claimed the baby.
I think ultimately she didn't get any money from the inheritance. There was court rulings against her and then she temporarily won something, but it was vacated. The even sadder thing is the fighting continued after she died and her daughter wasn't even a year old. All these people came out of the woodwork claiming they were actually the father because they all thought they could use the daughter to fight for the inheritance from that oil tycoon estate with Anna Nicole Smith's "estate" via the daughter having the claim. DNA test proved it was the photographer and not Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer/agent(who was living with her in the Bahamas in an attempt to avoid US courts forcing a paternity test for the photographer)
She was a model who reminded people of Marilyn Monroe.
Was a freshman in college when she started to get more exposure. He Guess ads were on guys walls all over the dorms.😊
I watched this awhile back and was so amazed I brought it into Sunday Sinema at Seidenfaden's (which I host in Louisville) .. unfortunately, no one was as enthusiastic as I was about it ( side note: I also showed Repo Jake at one point). Anyway, glad you guys did this finally. It was hilarious! Love Bad movies. SBIG rocks!!
When you said: I've never heard her speak, i didn't know she was southern! I said: I didn't know she could speak!
16:00 Stuntman was probably stoked he could wear extra chest padding
This review was truly a "HUUURRRR" galore.
Anna was actually pretty funny in The Naked Gun 33 1/3.
Pic of your wife censoring the good stuff had me rolling HARD‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽
26:26 this is what a TV dinner feels like.
"They're killing everybody!"
"WHAT?!"
I saw this on cable back in the '90s, and knew I was witnessing something special. Very special.
This movie had one of the few product placements for Bud Dry 😂
This episode had the most HRRRRRRRRRRRR since the actual Barbarians one.
how does she get in the helicopter without floating up into the propeller blades with her balloobs
🤣
It's a special effect.
She kept gold in her boots & boobs i guess 😆
Balloobs!😂
Jason either knows everything about movies or nothing at all I’m so hurt “Anna Nicole smith, whoever that is” 😂
Man, the amount of tissue I used watching this movie as a kid....I mean, uh.....
6:36 i think he said CIAO BELLO Italian for goodbye beautiful.. he just said it in a weird way
@@tigrecito48 all I heard was Taco Bell
@@Ildar_Bulatov LOL its Italian, right?!
The correct expression is Ciao Bella not bello.
@@UncommonSense-wm5fd bella is feminine.. thats if youre talking to a woman.. ciao bello is for a man.. I speak Spanish, my dad is Italian.
Anna Nicole was born in Houston Texas. Her mother was Virgie Hart who was one of the first female deputies in Harris County.
My mother worked with Virgie back in the late 70s and into the early 80s
If you want more stuff like this, Anna Nicole Smith also did the movie *To the Limit* with PM Entertainment prior to this one. It's actually a sequel to an elusive low-budget film called *Da Vinci's War* (not by PM, and without Anna Nicole).
Anna Nicole Smith was born in Houston, Texas which I do consider Southern.
Ahh, thanks.
@@JasonBrant You were right, the sons of the old guy she married did drag her through court after he died
She talked about being from Mexia, Texas, in one her Playboy VHSs that I got at Suncoast.
......is what some guy told me
Anybody notice the lady shot the rocket launcher backwards 😂
Outtakes from this film can be found on TH-cam and it’s clear that Smith was drunk or on drugs for the whole shoot from what they show.
There is an extended outtake clip on YT. She was incoherent about 80% of the time. It is truly hilarious!
Laughed my ass off watching this... Excellent work lads 👏
15:05
He missed his mark! He is not lined up with the squib at all! 😂😂😂
The Erin censor scared the hell out of me. Guess I deserved it for expecting an uncensored clip 😆😆😆
Well I'll be trying to find this one and watch this one for sure, didn't even know she'd made Movies as long as she doesn't open her mouth. 😂
"Now I have a rocket launcher. Ho. Ho. Ho."