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    In 1990, one half of Cannon Films (Menahem Golan) made an adaptation of Captain America. And it's dumber than we could have possibly imagined. From the terrible suit, to the nonexistent logic, this movie is shockingly incompetent. Which is why we love it.
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ความคิดเห็น • 812

  • @ssoory6343
    @ssoory6343 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

    Captain America: Winter Soldier takes a potshot on this movie when Cap and Black Widow steal a car. Natasha says "So, the great Captain America is now stealing cars, huh?"

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Ohh, nice!

    • @johnrife7134
      @johnrife7134 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "I see what you did there movie."

    • @shawdawg3675
      @shawdawg3675 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I think the comment was "Where did Captain America learn to steal a car?" But same thing pretty much

    • @Hackspear214
      @Hackspear214 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      But did the new Captain America steal it as slickly as the original? You’ve got to admit, that barf and run fake out was pretty smooth!

    • @osvaldomedina173
      @osvaldomedina173 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@Hackspear214 The "barf and run" is his best move!

  • @cebraulkenne8571
    @cebraulkenne8571 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    Cutting your on hand off instead of Captain America's. That's like a naked gun joke.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Inspired storytelling.

    • @Mister-Six
      @Mister-Six หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I'm bleeding, making me the victor.

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      WHYYY DID HE DO THAT LOL

    • @dontneednoname2072
      @dontneednoname2072 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@chuckn4851 maybe it's like the Hannibal movie and Red Skull did it cause he's secretly in love with Cap 😂

    • @burtknighten4438
      @burtknighten4438 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Own

  • @Soggy_Cake
    @Soggy_Cake หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    "What is super about captain America?"
    " He's SUPER dumb"
    My sides erin 😂

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      🤣🤣

    • @user-gt8me2jv5q
      @user-gt8me2jv5q หลายเดือนก่อน

      Luckily Red Skull is an idiot too.

    • @Joecbg100
      @Joecbg100 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Captain Idiocracy lol

  • @robin20992007
    @robin20992007 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    Couple things about this movie from someone who has seen it waaaay too many times.
    1. Red Skull was trying to cut Captain America’s arm but Cap pulls Red Skull towards him which caused him to miss.
    2. The ears on the costume were fake, because Matt Salinger’s actual ears kept being chaffed by the holes in the costume.
    3. They ran out of money while shooting it because Menahem Golan’s company was going bankrupt. Albert Pyunn once told a story about how they didn’t have any film in the camera and he had to fake shooting for the day so the movie wouldn’t shut down.
    4. It was supposed to come out in theaters but the company that was releasing it was not happy with the quality of it so they dumped it to video two years later.There were teaser posters of Cap’s shield that made it to theaters though which are pretty hard to find today.

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This context just shows the absolute chaos behind the apparent insanity, I love it. Appreciate your sacrifice to bring us this information!

    • @jampine8268
      @jampine8268 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      With number 4, I don't blame them.
      If the film is that bad, it'll lose money sending it to cinemas, so they'd lose even more, VHS sales are pretty much the only way to claw back some of the costs.

  • @richardives4811
    @richardives4811 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    Captain America pretending to be car sick just to run into the truck was always my favourite move 😂

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      That's his move. Dude did it twice.

    • @richardives4811
      @richardives4811 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@JasonBrant I wish they added that in The Avengers 😂

    • @AWGragg007
      @AWGragg007 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That was hilarious, this movie is almost like a parody of Cpt. American.

    • @burtknighten4438
      @burtknighten4438 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Youve never pulled the ole puke and dip?

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He even pulled a side-eye at the audience while doing the gag the second time with the chick, lol

  • @psjoe1688
    @psjoe1688 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    33:25 you can see the fake ear attached to his mask when he’s not wearing it 😂

  • @jinxie712
    @jinxie712 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    I don't know why "So that's why our daughter's middle name is Captain?" is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I'm an idiot 🍻

  • @eduardodiaz9942
    @eduardodiaz9942 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    According to IMDB, Ronny Cox (whom until right now I believed to be dead) said in an interview this movie had the best script he'd seen... but they fucked up royally.

    • @jimi1701a
      @jimi1701a หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I also thought he had passed away lol.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      After watching this, it's hard to believe the script was good, haha. This was shockingly bad.

    • @franciscodanconia4324
      @franciscodanconia4324 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I thought he died a couple years go too.

    • @iaincowell9747
      @iaincowell9747 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@JasonBrant I've heard that they originally had a much bigger budget, but it was cut massively. They had Dolph Lundgren & Val Kilmer in consideration. Also that Marvel vetoed some ideas: Captain America wearing a darker suit & using two actors with a more buff actor to play Captain America as apposed to Steve Rogers

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Jason; instantly knows pretty much every b-movie actors by name, but Ronny Cox...A guy who is in 2 Beverly Hills cop movies, Robocop, Total Recall, eludes him when the intro credits roll. And that's why I love this show. 😂

  • @StuntFan
    @StuntFan หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Ronny Cox said that the original script for this movie was one of the greatest he'd ever read. He has no idea how the movie butchered it so bad.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Hard to believe after watching the movie.

    • @marvhollingworth663
      @marvhollingworth663 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I was wondering what Ronny was doing in it.

    • @RevanAlaire
      @RevanAlaire หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Apparently the script was rewritten three times by different writers and then rewritten constantly during production due to the budget being slashed and they had to move filming from Italy to former Yugoslavia.

  • @toupac3195
    @toupac3195 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    I understand the patriotic gesture.... but.... thank goodness I'm 2 beers deep already. 'Merica 🤘😲

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Albert Pyun made some special movies, didn't he?

    • @Average_Brad
      @Average_Brad หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Fck yeah!

    • @langleymneely
      @langleymneely หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      🎶COMING TO SAVE THA MUFUCKIN DAY-YAY!!!🎶

    • @langleymneely
      @langleymneely หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@JasonBrantRIP to a real one! Despite how much schlock he produced you cant help but respect it!🫡

  • @ratreides6353
    @ratreides6353 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Stages of Erin laughter:
    1) Single "HAH!"
    2) Giggle
    3) Witchy cackle
    4) Breathless weeze
    5) Tea kettle

  • @fugoo8912
    @fugoo8912 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I love how Captain America doesn’t win a single fight this movie. He just gets shot and messed up the whole time 😂

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The most relatable superhero lol

  • @LaughorCry
    @LaughorCry หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Captain America's shield was strapped to his back under his clothes in the early comic books. I think that is why his shield magically appears when you do not see him holding the shield. His baggy loose shoulders are concealing the shield, still just as funny as the fake ears.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Ahh, that might explain it.

    • @duncantiv
      @duncantiv หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JasonBrant Nope, I still call BS on the whole thing 😂

  • @jtmotley8848
    @jtmotley8848 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Two words: Rubber ears. Three more words: JD Salinger’s kid. This movie is amazingly bad. Got to love the Italian Red Skull.

    • @stevenguevara2184
      @stevenguevara2184 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I hate Catcher In The Rye

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Had no idea that was JD Salinger's kid.

    • @noahlee9860
      @noahlee9860 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@JasonBrantMaybe JD Salinger became a recluse because of fatherly shame after seeing this movie.

    • @jculver1674
      @jculver1674 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Italian Red Skull played by one of my favorite character actors, Scott Paulin. He played the drama teacher in Teen Wolf and Christian Slater's dad in Pump Up The Volume, along with several scenery-chewing villains in Albert Pyun movies.

    • @WushuMR2
      @WushuMR2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @jculver1674 sorry I forgot if they said it at the beginning, but this is a Pyun flick.

  • @mladenkulic446
    @mladenkulic446 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    90s Captain America doing justice to his country by stealing other people's cars. Happy fourth of July!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      That's his best move.

  • @paddywalker5618
    @paddywalker5618 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Captain America committing car theft twice is iconic 😂

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      An idea so good they had to use it twice.

    • @AWGragg007
      @AWGragg007 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That actually had me laughing, he's getting around by just carjacking random people. Lol..

  • @tylerlucas3752
    @tylerlucas3752 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Ronny Cox is seriously one of my all-time favorite actors. He was always great as either a hero or a villain (especially in Robocop and Total Recall). This also wasn't the only time he played the President. And Ronny Cox and Ned Beatty were both in Deliverance haha.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Completely forgot he was in Deliverance.

    • @groothewanderer3710
      @groothewanderer3710 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      To me Darren Mcgavin, will always be Karl Kolchack in the Night Stalker. He's been in a lot of stuff. He was also in an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie called Raw Deal. It's pretty good.

    • @tylerlucas3752
      @tylerlucas3752 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@groothewanderer3710 I was surprised they didn’t recognize him as well. I love Darren McGavin.

    • @Ildar_Bulatov
      @Ildar_Bulatov หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​​@@groothewanderer3710Man, you know you are great, right? I love the Night Stalker, it's like the daddy of x-files and I'm glad that some people mention it nowadays.
      This classic mustn't be forgotten.

  • @F13Helm
    @F13Helm หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I just figured it out. During his time on the rocket he was starved for oxygen.
    In every scene after that Captain America is brain damaged.

  • @motelghost477
    @motelghost477 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Jason - "Where do I remember Ronnie Cox from?"
    He watched Ned Beatty getting his ass blasted in Deliverence.

    • @CliffordtheOrangeCat
      @CliffordtheOrangeCat หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      No, that was Jon Voight. Ronny and Burt Reynolds came later and the latter killed the mountain man with an arrow.

    • @eduardodiaz9942
      @eduardodiaz9942 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Also: Beverly Hills Cop 1 & 2, Robocop, Total Recall... the man's been in a lot of great movies

    • @SamuraiXGray
      @SamuraiXGray หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Captain Jellico in the memorable Star Trek TNG 2 episode chain of command

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🤣

    • @KrayzeeAssKrisReturns
      @KrayzeeAssKrisReturns หลายเดือนก่อน

      Senator Kinsey on Stargate: SG1, definitely a villain.

  • @grahamkrejcir5266
    @grahamkrejcir5266 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    The best part of this movie is we get both the mom (Cap's mom) and dad from "A Christmas Story" in this turdfest. 😂😂

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      🤣

    • @AWGragg007
      @AWGragg007 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's the best part? 🤔 Oookay.

  • @Ildar_Bulatov
    @Ildar_Bulatov หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Now that is what I call a true Captain America. He's indeed the catcher in the rye.
    And Italian Red Skull is an awesome bonus 😂

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣

  • @wimvanderstraeten6521
    @wimvanderstraeten6521 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Menahem Golan produced this movie for the 21st Century Film Corporation (now defunct), so it's not a Cannon movie. Ronny Cox was in Beverly Hills Cop.

    • @William-Morey-Baker
      @William-Morey-Baker หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      and StarGate SG1... Senator Kinsey. honestly my favorite of his roles.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Ohh, I forgot he was in Beverly Hills Cop!

    • @NotThisBrayne
      @NotThisBrayne หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@JasonBrant And in the Original RoboCop AND he was ALSO in Deliverance!

    • @eduardodiaz9942
      @eduardodiaz9942 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@JasonBrant And Total Recall

    • @alantrevor3658
      @alantrevor3658 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Ronny Cox was also Jellico in a couple of episodes of Star Trek - The Next Generation

  • @JasonBrant
    @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    How does this compare to the 1979 Captain America? We have a copy of that, so I'm curious if it's worth watching after this.

    • @alexakaa.charlesross8919
      @alexakaa.charlesross8919 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I mean it's got Reb Brown in it.

    • @toupac3195
      @toupac3195 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Choices have consequences. That's why we subscribe to you.

    • @leeweesquee
      @leeweesquee หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      REB BROWN

    • @jtmotley8848
      @jtmotley8848 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Captain America on a motorcycle…

    • @vasari9198
      @vasari9198 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      We know you’re going to watch it anyway…

  • @brockmoore2153
    @brockmoore2153 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Italian Red Skull vs. GTA Captain America, with bonus plastic ears and shoulder pads! Almost as good as watching your drunk neighbors blow their fingers off 😁

  • @dan_mer
    @dan_mer หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I remember that being filmed in Croatia at the beginning of the war. We were killing each other and some strange Canadian guy was running around the city wearing a ridiculous costume. His costume wasn't even the strangest I saw that year.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      🤣

  • @JayG63
    @JayG63 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Fun fact: the short red head soldier in the beginning and at the hospital, is the adult Bill Mumy who played Will Robinson in the original Lost in Space series.
    And yes, the ears are fake and part of the suit.
    Also, the general seen with Ronny Cox, is Darren Mcgavin who played Karl Kolchack in the Night Stalker series and the lamp fixated dad in A Christmas Story.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน

      A lot of known actors in this.

  • @LiamDalley-jd1kc
    @LiamDalley-jd1kc หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    This was produced by Menahem Golan who ran the Cannon Group but left it to make his own company 21st Century Film Corporation which made Captain America (1990) BTW Happy 4th of July from the UK

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That explains the coke-fueled nonsense that is this movie.

    • @timpatrick564
      @timpatrick564 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think at one point Canon had rights to some comic books. They were planning A Spider-man movie with Michael Dudikoff rumored to be Peter Parker.

    • @pa.encema2821
      @pa.encema2821 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@timpatrick564That would've been the best movie.......EVER

    • @user-si9fx4xb6v
      @user-si9fx4xb6v หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@timpatrick564 Right you are. Cannon was to make a live action Spider-Man movie that was set to release for Christmas 1986. Cannon got as far as filming a teaser trailer before their lease on the rights expired and Marvel Comics took the rights back. Michael Dudikoff was one of the actors considered for Peter Parker in this proposed movie.
      Cannon would however co-release Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987) with Warner Brothers after the Salkind's sold them the rights to Superman following a meeting at the 38th Cannes Film Festival.

    • @franciscodanconia4324
      @franciscodanconia4324 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wasn't this movie produced to keep the rights. like the craptastic 90s Fantastic Four movie?

  • @soulknife20
    @soulknife20 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    This was directed by Albert Pyun. The same guy who did Dollman. A great schlock film. And Cyborg, with Jean Claude van Damme playing a dude named Gibson

    • @el-kiote
      @el-kiote หลายเดือนก่อน

      .. that's a shame

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Didn't I say that at the beginning?

    • @Ildar_Bulatov
      @Ildar_Bulatov หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh, Dollman, it's a hilarious one. Tim Thomerson as a small badass cop teaching bad guys that height is not so important in the art of whooping asses))

    • @soulknife20
      @soulknife20 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@JasonBrantI posted before I watched.

    • @pa.encema2821
      @pa.encema2821 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dollman is one of my favorite Pyun film and Cyborg

  • @sethlopez7769
    @sethlopez7769 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Well now this is a nostalgia trip! I remember watching this when I was little.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I remembered it being HBO, but didn't recall anything from the actual movie.

    • @sethlopez7769
      @sethlopez7769 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JasonBrantOh yeah my dad and I had it recorded on VHS. Maximum cheese level

  • @jeremypage3370
    @jeremypage3370 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Back in the late 90's, my college roommate had a bootleg VHS of this. It was required viewing after a night out. NEVER smoke pot and watch this, you will throw up from laughing so hard, or at least I did. Have a good 4th! Already tipping one back in honor of you guys!

  • @Thewingkongexchange
    @Thewingkongexchange หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The editing of the Red Skull crew jetting around reminds me of 'Snatch' where Dennis Farina shows up/leaves London.

  • @TalosCreative
    @TalosCreative หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Marvels What if...? What is Captain America has glued on fake rubber ears and nothing between them!

  • @chuckn4851
    @chuckn4851 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This movie feels more like the origins of Soldier Boy than Captain America

  • @franciscodanconia4324
    @franciscodanconia4324 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    What is it with Captain America movies where they never shoot at his legs when Cap is covering his torso with the shield?

  • @heiner71
    @heiner71 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    The "mom" is Ralphie's mom in "A Christmas Story".

    • @MrBoyYankee
      @MrBoyYankee หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's not Melinda Dillon?

    • @heiner71
      @heiner71 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@MrBoyYankee , yes, she was also in the beginning credits. 4:36.

    • @MrBoyYankee
      @MrBoyYankee หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@heiner71 your right that was her.
      Speaking of which, I just seen her twilight zone 85" episode that Wes Craven directed.

    • @heiner71
      @heiner71 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@MrBoyYankee , I liked her. Sad that she passed away.

    • @stevencote2012
      @stevencote2012 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      She was also in Close Encounters.

  • @SCFowler1175
    @SCFowler1175 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That's one "special" Captain America. I loved the plane whoosh sound effect straight outta Super Friends or Wonder Woman's invisible plane from the 60's cartoons. But the best is the more than one time he used the "I'M GONNA BE SICK!" ruse to steal a car. That's just good writing

  • @megatronjenkins2473
    @megatronjenkins2473 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    11am in Alaska, dabs ready to go, LET'S DO THIS!!!!
    I have this bootleg, I love it!!! I got my So Bad It's Good ring yesterday, I'm wearing it now!!!
    ON WIT DA FUN

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Excellent!

    • @ShawnCaudill
      @ShawnCaudill หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      There's an SBIG ring? Where can I find one?

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @ShawnCaudill members only, if you didn't get a Notification, (shrugs).

    • @ShawnCaudill
      @ShawnCaudill หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@megatronjenkins2473 thanks for replying. I'm subscribed and get video notifications but can't afford to join right now but I'm the future I'll do that. A ring would be awesome!

    • @lurchorum
      @lurchorum หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No coffee? Shame.

  • @shawdawg3675
    @shawdawg3675 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    One comment I haven't seen besides Matt Salinger being JD Salinger's son. He was in the original "Revenge of the Nerds" as Burke, the guy who hung out with Ogre and Gable. He was also the one who yelled out "Let's get those nerds!" after the Coach's locker room tirade.

  • @darrenhood4033
    @darrenhood4033 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Captain America literally socked Hitler in the face on the cover of his first comic. In his first movie, he runs from any danger at any chance he gets. Wow, just wow.

    • @PictureProductStudio
      @PictureProductStudio หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Technically he had a film serial in 1944 which was an even worse cinematic outing: there Captain America was a costumed non-powered superhero with a revolver and a district attorney by day.

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@PictureProductStudio He sounds more competent than this one lol

    • @mattrogersftw
      @mattrogersftw หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@PictureProductStudiothat honestly sounds better than this

  • @fokker1138
    @fokker1138 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    3:50 Melinda Dillon always looked young. She was ~51 when this came out and Matt Salinger was 30.
    5:52 For a movie set in the 1940s, that looks suspiciously like a Beretta 92 in the Nazi agent's hand.

  • @MarkanVaran7
    @MarkanVaran7 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Omg wow that's Mustafa Nadarević at 1:38!! He's one of the all time greats here in Balkans actors! He passed away in 2020 and seriously he's unbelivable actor. One of his most famous roles was of Izet Fazlinović in Lud Zbunjen Normalan (translated Deranged, Confused and Normal) a famous bosnian TV series he was crazy good in that one! May he rest in peace I never knew he was in this wow.

  • @eduardopena5893
    @eduardopena5893 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The difference between a duster and a trench coat is that a duster has a slit from about halfway up from the bottom. This would allow those flaps to go over the sides of the horse rather than across its back and potentially get crapped on like a standard trench coat would. They even have straps at the bottoms of the flaps to wrap them around your lower legs. Think of those flaps like mudflaps on a car, except made for olden times on horseback.

  • @crockagaterx5996
    @crockagaterx5996 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Erin: I better not sit this way or someone will comment something gross. Jason: dog dork talk. Also Erin: red rocket... hahahaha

  • @genecanfield3681
    @genecanfield3681 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Just the, "I'm gonna puke" routine over and over qualifies The Captain for the short bus.

  • @bertgary5916
    @bertgary5916 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Did I see Billy Mummy, "Danger, Will Robinson!"?

    • @ahappyshow
      @ahappyshow หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes. Well, Bill "Mumy." ;-)

  • @Anynom
    @Anynom หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    That is not America's ass.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      America's ears.

    • @random22026
      @random22026 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@JasonBrant And they're burnin' rubber

    • @Maladjester
      @Maladjester หลายเดือนก่อน

      No, but it's definitely ass.

  • @HidesButNeverSeeks
    @HidesButNeverSeeks หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Captain America, Matt Salinger, is acclaimed author, J.D. Salinger's son. If Matt wants to undue all that is bad with this film, he can finally release his father's unpublished works!

  • @FuzzyPyrate
    @FuzzyPyrate 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    20:58 "Captain AMEREEKA EES EEN KALIFORNIA!" - Frigin private jet flyes by with a cartoon rocket engine sound effect 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SoloDoloSpaceman
    @SoloDoloSpaceman หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Michael Dudikoff, Dolph Lundgren, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Val Kilmer, and Howie Long were all picks to play Captain America.

    • @JCole78
      @JCole78 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lol!!! Arnold and Lundgren even being considered is comical, and I’m a huge Lundgren fan. Dudikoff actually would have been a better pick as far as action, but Long would have been the better pick as far as overall appearance.

  • @kyleolson8977
    @kyleolson8977 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Captain America did not release in US theaters, but I clearly remember seeing a teaser trailer in a theater. It showed the shield and the title and not much else.

  • @tun-tunninc.6492
    @tun-tunninc.6492 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Erin needs to sit the other way more often. 😁😁

  • @langleymneely
    @langleymneely หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Chris Evans is Canadian? Got mixed up on that one! Evans is a born & bred Southie Boston boy. Lol

  • @briancoulombe4517
    @briancoulombe4517 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Yeah, the car stealing thing is kind of the most “famous” moment in this movie

  • @StuntFan
    @StuntFan หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    12:17 - "I dunno if I like Ronny Cox not being a villain..."
    Eh... he does make a good villain, but that didn't stop me from enjoying him in Beverly Hills Cop.

    • @lewisyaworski8962
      @lewisyaworski8962 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Beverly Hills Cop had some great casting and chemistry!

  • @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku
    @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Ned Beatty! He once squealed like a Dave downing a can of beer.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Nothing sounds as horrific as Dave downing a beer.

    • @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku
      @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @JasonBrant True. With this, Dave can usher in the apocalypse.

  • @p7584
    @p7584 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Oh my God, Ned, I thought you learned your lesson in Deliverance: STOP picking up random people in the woods, MAN!!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Haha!

    • @samspurgeon4222
      @samspurgeon4222 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's also odd that Ronnie Cox was Drew, the guitar player in Deliverance. What a movie to see him and Ned Beatty in again 😂

  • @eduardopena5893
    @eduardopena5893 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Why didn't President (Ronny Cox) care about Captain America missing? Well, dive into his Dick Jones character in Robocop.
    "Who cares if he didn't work?"

  • @joshuadooley181
    @joshuadooley181 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The grand piano at the citadel thing totally makes sense when you consider they originally wanted to cast John Tesh as both Red Skull and Captain America.

  • @dougmhd2006
    @dougmhd2006 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    My favorite Ronny Cox role: Captain Edward Jellico of the Federation starship U.S.S. Cairo. He takes command of the Enterprise-D when Capt. Picard goes on a secret mission and gets captured by the Cardassians.

    • @voxdraconia4035
      @voxdraconia4035 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hm, I wonder how many lights there were again...

  • @glstewart68
    @glstewart68 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Worth noting that Albert Pyun died 2 years ago of MS and dementia, according to his IMdB bio. Crappy movie, crappy way to go.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Shitty way to go. He's becoming a legend around here.

  • @EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV
    @EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wow, a V-1 flying bomb launched from Italy, crosses the Atlantic, skims over Washington DC and lands in Alaska?
    That's the most efficient pulse-jet in history! :O
    That tech was worth ten super-soldiers back in WW2!
    Italian Red Skull is packin' serious heat...

  • @josefgordon7712
    @josefgordon7712 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Cap is such a brave, heroic, and iconic character. My favorite quote of his is “IM GOING TO BE SICK!” 🤣 ☠️

  • @kali3665
    @kali3665 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Now you *_have_* to do the 1978 Captain America movies with SLAB BULKHEAD! BRIDGE LARGEMEAT! GRISTLE MCTHORNBODY! BIG MCLARGEHUGE! BUTCH DEADLIFT! SLATE FISTCRUNCH!! BOB JOHNSON!! OH WAIT!
    Put our faith in BLAST HARDCHEESE!!!

    • @KyrreXXL
      @KyrreXXL หลายเดือนก่อน

      And for non MST3K fans, he is talking about Reb Browns versions with an ever more plastic shield than in this version (it is transparent and very wobly). And also you should so do Space Mutiny with both Reb Brown AND Cameron Mitchell, it is amazingly bad, but in a very good way.

    • @davedixon2167
      @davedixon2167 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Big McLargeHuge almost killed me when I first saw that - I nearly hydro-locked with my beverage. Just one of many reasons Space Mutiny is tied for 1st on my MST3K leaderboard (tied with Overdrawn At The Memory Bank, naturally. They're conveniently both in the same volume of MST3K DVDs, too).

  • @dannyschaible7112
    @dannyschaible7112 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Greatest Captain America ever! He has fake ears, he runs a Chinese fire drill to steal cars, and he can steer rockets with his feet!

  • @scottlandano3819
    @scottlandano3819 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I can see the cover "Captain America: Passive aggressive Carjacker FIRST EXCITING ISSUE!"

  • @musicmnw1982
    @musicmnw1982 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The hump on his back is supposed to be him carrying his shield and wearing his suit under his clothing. I should add... this is AFTER Batman 89. They saw Batman and though "Yeah, we could do something like that".

  • @martijn_yt
    @martijn_yt 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    ‘She is playing with her cat’
    -‘Her cat ?’

    ‘Yeah’
    😂

  • @AmityvilleFan
    @AmityvilleFan หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    America! F Yeah!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣

  • @JoshuaKirtley
    @JoshuaKirtley หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Apparently, according to trivia, at one point Michael Dudikoff and Steve James were signed on to an earlier script set to play Captain America and Falcon for Cannon. Tell me that wouldn't have been awesome.

  • @Redfleminem
    @Redfleminem หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ‘He got his ass blasted in deliverance’ what a legacy for Ned Beatty haha

  • @Hykje
    @Hykje หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Michael Nouri who played Lt. Colonel Louis at the beginning played the cop who pairs up with an alien FBI agent played by Kyle MacLachlan in "The Hidden".

  • @Graves-81_69
    @Graves-81_69 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I still have this VHS from back in the day lol. “this is that piece of shit you talk about all time” I had to rewatch it and laugh my ass off

  • @Fardawg
    @Fardawg หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I've never seen it confirmed, but this might have used parts of the plot of Pyun's unmade "Masters of the Universe" sequel. His sequel script involved Skeletor being teleported to our world and starting an evil corporation involved in advanced military weapons. He-Man would then come to our world and wear normal clothes (and apparently becoming a Football star...) to blend in. And presumably Skeletor would have to hide his skull face to blend in like Red Skull does here.
    When Cannon's licenses for MOTU2 and Spider-Man were cancelled, Pyun quickly created Cyborg using sets, props, and costumes that had been created for those films so the money wouldn't go to waste. Pyun wanted Chuck Norris to star but Cannon forced him to use JCVD. The main villain of Cyborg wore a costume that was supposed to be for Skeletor and which incorporated parts of the costume (the chainmail) of the character Blade from the first MOTU film.

    • @eldrichnemo9312
      @eldrichnemo9312 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is why I read the comments on this channel for history like this, thanks for sharing, I think it's interesting how "bad" films like these make the best of what they've got and reuse assets. Sorta sad we never got such a goofball He-Man sequel though, that would have been painfully 80s!

  • @rush1er
    @rush1er หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    To be fair with the whole "strapped to a rocket" scene, that IS how it went down in the comics.

    • @chrisbuttonshaw2088
      @chrisbuttonshaw2088 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yeah but he didn't crash in Alaska and lose THAT easy

    • @rush1er
      @rush1er หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@chrisbuttonshaw2088 I'mlol he does suck

    • @ahappyshow
      @ahappyshow หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not exactly how it went down, no. Strapped to a rocket is pretty much it. No kids, not the Red Skull, not flying to the White house and then to Alaska... Quite a lot that's different.

  • @briancoulombe4517
    @briancoulombe4517 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    So he grew up to be the president of the United States, and he sent Ned Beatty out there by himself? He couldn’t have told one or two Secret Service agents to watch his back?

    • @chrisbuttonshaw2088
      @chrisbuttonshaw2088 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      CIA? FBI? Marines? any of the other 17 branches of military?

    • @briancoulombe4517
      @briancoulombe4517 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@chrisbuttonshaw2088 I know!

  • @raulzavala9061
    @raulzavala9061 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    A few trivia facts:
    - this was made by one half of the infamous Cannon team, Yoram Globus had split and formed his own company.
    - the original mask for Cap had holes for his ears but caused uncomfortable chafing for the actor that fake plastic ones were used.
    - the actress playing Sharon (Kim Gillingham) did double duty with old make up appliances and also played Cap's older girlfriend in the present day.
    - the Red Skull who is German in the comics was made Italian for whatever reason and the actor Scott Paulin does double duty playing the doctor in care of the wounded Captain America.
    - the costume for Cap was made by the same costume shop that did the Tim Burton Batman suits.
    - director Albert Pyun had actually wanted two actors for Cap, Matt Salinger was to play pre-serum Steve Rodgers and Football player Howie Long was to play Captain America and was even asked to do so but Marvel told them to use one single actor for both roles.

  • @gregorykizer5538
    @gregorykizer5538 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Enjoy the review…not trying to get cool points, but I love this channel and Jason I respect you and Erin for putting your lives on display for us. F these guys that hide behind the comments page to be disrespectful to you guys. I am appreciative of what you do.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Thanks! It's a lot of fun in here - barely any negativity.

  • @robinwestlake4761
    @robinwestlake4761 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Considering this film was edited old school style by hand on celluloid; the part where Beige Skull machine guns an advancing Captain American Rubber behind his shield until it becomes almost one shot is actually a masterpiece.

  • @SteinzVsKnives
    @SteinzVsKnives หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    thank you for blessing us with a new video yall! im finally healing from having all of my teeth removed last week so now i can actually enjoy it🤣

  • @denmasterben2348
    @denmasterben2348 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    jason... im here! i just got home! the party can start now!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Finally!

    • @denmasterben2348
      @denmasterben2348 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@JasonBrant thanks bro!!

  • @langleymneely
    @langleymneely หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    As a long suffering comic book fan I must contest the idea that THIS film is in anyway a representation of what the character of Captain America is like in the books. The MCU Captain America films succeeded to capture audiences IN SPITE of garbage like this and the terrible 1970s TV movies. As someone that remembers going out of my way to find a vhs copy of this as an 11yr old I always try to remind people that in 2024 they are living in a virtual utopia when it comes to the current state of comic book movies! The 90s was such an awful time for Marvel across the board that just having a film or show about a comic book character exist was an event unto itself! We forgave SO MUCH TRASH! Shit like this is always a sobering reminder that things could always be so much worse when it comes to comic book movies and adaptations of things people love.

    • @brianp-c1609
      @brianp-c1609 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Captain America: Winter Soldier is one of if not the best current comic book movie.

    • @langleymneely
      @langleymneely หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@brianp-c1609 An all time masterpiece!

  • @josefgordon7712
    @josefgordon7712 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    14:40 okay, in this scene, Captain America need to look like he’s about to poop his diaper, and action! Perfect!

  • @joshuascott3428
    @joshuascott3428 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    talian Red Skull alone makes the movie almost so bad its good

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He cuts his own hand off 🤣

    • @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku
      @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@joshuascott3428 Now you can watch Orange Skull take on Tug Benson in real life.

  • @vincentserrano1595
    @vincentserrano1595 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Loving the channel guys !! All the best from Ireland

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thanks so much!

  • @hansgraichen8051
    @hansgraichen8051 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Captain America on SBIG on the 4th of July! That’s the true sound of freedom! [Looks off into the distance, a single tear falls).

    • @ttimlake
      @ttimlake หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      A single tear rolled down my cheek, turned into a bald eagle and flew away.

  • @brianlujan7089
    @brianlujan7089 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like to think that Captain America just runs around in the woods like sasquatch now

  • @Andy_Sidaris
    @Andy_Sidaris หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Germans Italians were allies but the Italians tried to surrender and switch sides and the Germans occupied the country.
    Wouldn't be unusual for them to take out Italian civilians

  • @Enjoymentboy
    @Enjoymentboy 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I distinctly remember going to see "The 'Burbs" in 1989 and seeing the trailer for Captain America. I waited to see ANYTHING else about it again and never did. I never really liked the character but the trailer was awesome and I couldn't wait to see the movie.

  • @personatodo
    @personatodo หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "This movie's not very good" .. D'oh. What are you expecting? One of the unintentionally funniest scene in the movie is when Cap give the President a thumbs up and said " Hey Mr. President... Thanks!" So bad it's good.

  • @samspurgeon4222
    @samspurgeon4222 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cap boinking the granddaughter of his love interest from WW2 is comics accurate. He took up with Sharon Carter, Agent of SHIELD, and creepily enough, granddaughter of Peggy Carter....the end of End Game coulda been way different lol

  • @rushmore3927
    @rushmore3927 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Great as always! Two observations: Canada "is" part of America 😉 and the young officer in the beginning lab scene is Will Robinson from the original Lost In Space.

  • @stonecoldku4161
    @stonecoldku4161 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:06 I didn't realize that this a musical. Kid comes tap dancing down the stairs.

  • @Iron-Ghost-39
    @Iron-Ghost-39 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is so bad, I'm wondering if they made it to keep the Captain America movie rights, like they did with the original Fantastic Four movie.

  • @hexilaiho6858
    @hexilaiho6858 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you for ALL of these clips! This saves me a lot from going through a lot of movies!😂 Me&my lady recently watched a Charlton Heston classic called "Omega man" from 1973. I remembered it being good after seeing it sometimes in the 90's&after rewatching it, I am certain that this would fall into your category of so bad it's good stuff. We both couldn't stop laughing at some scenes&the logic...😂😂😂 but it's still better than the remake I am legend.😁
    Anyway, we truly enjoy your clips&hope to see more from you!😎👌🏻

  • @jeremyscaggs7315
    @jeremyscaggs7315 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Gavin the dad from Christmas story is the general. This is badass. 😅

  • @jcoptimus
    @jcoptimus หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    For a second, I thought this was the Captain America movie with Reb Brown.

  • @daveframe2495
    @daveframe2495 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Happy 4th , love your content

  • @refinedsugar
    @refinedsugar หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm glad you guys had fun because this looks like a dumpster fire. Happy Albert Pyun had kept his streak of directing bad flicks intact though.

  • @ChrisDogg2k6
    @ChrisDogg2k6 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "Why is his back padding so bad?" "Hey where'd his shield come from all of a sudden???" 😑C'mon fellas.

  • @dad_jokes_4ever226
    @dad_jokes_4ever226 หลายเดือนก่อน

    31:52: I was really hoping the piano was gonna be covered in seagull shit 😅😅