He actually guessed right a lot about myself, including the name one with the number of vowels and constanants. Pretty crazy he guessed everything right about my name
Imagine the person who actually had the poetry reading one, but they were like "AWWW mate... so close.... it's not a jellyfish... it's a squid.... but everything else is spot on!"
"Do you have a tatto on your left leg of a one legged victorian high back chair where sits a jellyfish reading poetry to a group of maline stalagmites which represents the ongoing struggle between parent and child as described in chapter 12 of her majestys decript of the inhabitents of the inner sanctum of the eternally finite thaumaltariums" that is the most oddly specific thing i have ever heard
Do you have a tattoo on your left leg of a one legged Victorian high back chair where sits a jelly fish reading a poetry to a group of maline stalagmites which represents the ongoing struggle between parent and child as described in chapter 12 of her majestys decript of the inhabitants of the inner sanctum of the eternally finite thaumaltariums?
Think about it, in some universe, there is is probably some guy that relates to every single one of his questions and he is just staring creeped out on his screen.
"Do you have a tattoo, on your left calf, of a one legged victorian high back chair in which sits a... Jellyfish... Which represents the struggle..." This question only goes on for about a paragraph, which must R E A L L Y freak out the one person in the world that may have it... Just think...
....man 'o' war jellyfish * Reading poetry to a group of maligned stalagmites. Which represents the ongoing struggle in between parent and child as described in chapter twelve of her majesty's decree * to the inhabitants of the inner-sanctum * of the eternally finite thamultarians.
Funny story This girl that went to my camps dad had a tattoo like this and I asked him what was it and he gave this exact description so that creeped me out
No no, it’s all wrong. You should say “I am very greatful of your act of asking if i, the person you are asking, is a person who is a more intelligent individual than most average persons. To answer that very good question indeed, my good acquaintance is that i am the type of person who will say... Of course.”
I come back to this video because the way he describes his actions as he does them when he asks “do you like this sound”, like saying that he is putting his clipboard down and leaving the pen open and all that makes me feel safe in a way
3:02 I genuinely got so exited when he said this. IT ISSSSSSSSS 😭😭😭 nobody ever mentions it in a positive (or even neutral), light, outside of the community, and I am so very happy. Also, loved the Napster reference.
TheFatalFreak this is so weird, you might find this weird but I have been here before and seen this comment, I don’t remember it but I do, it’s more than just déjà vu. I don’t know what is going on but I am extremely confused right now.
Some of these questions feel more like a psychic evaluation. "do you have an obsession with fire" well, that depends on what you're gonna do with that information, doc
I am so alone and lonely and in despair with depression. I just started trying out various ASMR's and I typed ASNR conversations because I need so bad to feel like someone cares. Thank you I enjoy this and subbed to your channel. I also enjoy the lightheartedness too. Though I cried but that's just me.
Uh Chanka, Lord of the CIA, this is the fifth desk you broke this week Sir, may I remind you that we are having a uh, monetary deficit and we would love it if you could bring the maximum desk breaking to 2 per week. This is so our numbers could be a bit more manageable.
"Do you have a tattoo on your left calf of a one-legged Victorian high back chair in which sits a Men O' War jellyfish reading poetry to a group of maligned stalagmites which represents the ongoing struggle between parent and child as described in chapter 12 of her majesty's decree to the inhabitants of the intersanctum of the eternally finight thameltarians?" **HOW DID YOU KNOW?**
"Do you live on a street called 'street road'?" Yes... "Do you live in house number 47?" Yess...?? "Is your room the 3rd bedroom?" Yes.......?! "Do you feel safe?" *Hears faint screaming outside an abandoned warehouse
What normal people write: yes What this intellectual writes: according to the answer I have collected from my client, the solution to this dilemma is that this gentleman has a favorite flavor, which being the flavor of birthday cake.
"Were you born on Monday?" Yeah... Just coincidence probably "In the afternoon?" Yeah... Wtf man... "At 2 pm?" I'm moving some place safe rift got me...
in all my years of existence, never would i have expected to find my go-to plane crazy tutorial guy in a completely unrelated ASMR video's comment section. tis a small world
"are you ready" "Man I hope these get easier" "Are you comfertable" "Come on give me an easier one" "Are you tired" "Now that better be retorical why else am I here" "Are you human" "Oh come on back to the impossible ones"
1st rule of D&D: Fireball doesn’t solve every problem. 2nd rule of D&D: Follow rule one. 3rd rule of D&D: Ignore rules 1 and 2 if you play a Chaotic Evil, Tefling, Warlock/Wizard Multiclass.
"Do you have a tattoo on your left leg of a one legged victorian high back chair where sits a jellyfish reading poetry to a group of maline stalagmites which represents the ongoing struggle between parent and child as described in chapter 12 of her majestys decript of the inhabitents of the inner sanctum of the eternally finite thaumaltariums" *me sweating* uh......yes
i want that to happen in a ASMR video. just in the middle of the video they scream just out of nowhere. Just stilling there relaxing. and then... ( *SCREAMS* ) :-P
“When you where 12 years old did you happen to steal a candy bar from your local convenience store” me:(gulp) um yes My door:bang, bang, bang FBI open up
Erm actually.. 8:44 this really is my favourite colour 👀 Always was my fav, i painted my bedroom this colour and put black vinyls up of crows flying and a tree with leaves blowing across the side of my wall
![Kindnapped! [ ASMR ]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qUhwLs8qP1I/mqdefault.jpg)
“is the fourth letter in your name q?”
*Lord Farquaad shifts uncomfortably*
this is the greatest comment of all time
I'm dying.
Lmao
legend
The fourth letter of my surname is a q look at my username.
“Are you human”
“I think this is getting a little personal”
underrated comment
He thinks aliens are real tho
I’m joking
Dont vory frog.
I am somthing else to. Since my name in translasjon is somthing else.
Yeah I mean my species is obviously the waste of space type.
@@husband-of-chinggis stop
“When you were 12, did you steal a candy bar from your local convenience store”
I plead the fifth
Real story one time I was in the Dollar General open the bag of Gummy Worms sat in a corner and started eating them
1
I just turned 12 sooooo.....
1 2 3 FIIIF
What does I plead the fifth mean
He’s not writing, but drawing the person that would answer yes to all these questions
What about the person who said no to all these answers? That would be more interesting because they would not be a human
Aka himself
He actually guessed right a lot about myself, including the name one with the number of vowels and constanants. Pretty crazy he guessed everything right about my name
@@poggestfrog323 neither would they have a soul
Асмр
"Are you human?" *Zuckerberg sips water intensely*
I was about to comment this.
Really I was thinking inhales water but that works too lol
SHIT THARE ON TO ME
Don’t you mean zucc juice?
@@davidclout6286 to late
"Are you human?"
*sweating* "Next question"
"Do you have a soul?"
*SWEATS PROFUSELY*
Well, answer.
@@cheems016 I'd rather not....°@-@
Ah sh*t he figured it out
Am a Ginger so I think it's a no to both.
Imagine the one person in the world who he got everything right about finding this video and freaking out
Mathematically speaking it is a very very slim chance, actually almost impossible for anyone in the world itself to get all questions correct
@@Marwan_og cool
Marwan Mahmoud wow that’s so cool but i don’t remember asking...
@Marwan Mahmoud sounds like someone whos freaking out coz he got it all right would say
@@Marwan_og I have a feeling you're 14 and you think you're the smartest person in the universe
im going to do everything he asked here so that when i come back to this video i can finally say yes to everything
Including cheat death out of 10 bucks
hmmmm the birthday one??
GOOD LUCK TO THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO CHANGE THE 4TH LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME TO Q!
Send a tattoo pic
@@snipercat7838 farquad
11:59 "when you were 12 years old, did you happen to steal a candy bar from the local convenience store?"
"For legal reasons, my answer is no."
me at 15 still stealing stuff in every store i go into: _next question-_
@@saturnfour hey, don’t do that, it hurts sales >:T
(This is lighthearted btw)
@@heartofonyx9763 i’m sorry 😓i need to stop 🧍
@@saturnfour then... just stop
@@DoofXMachina bye i’m trying
Imagine Rift just guessing your phone number and address when you are about to fall asleep
Duuuuude lol I'd freak out and look out my bedroom window
😂😂
your social security number and everything 🤣
Just calmly like: 1273....
hilarious
akinator:
rift: *IM BOUT TO END THIS MANS WHOLE CAREER*
...
Rift: "Get back in your bottle!"
Your pfp makes this comment 10x better.
Kaledrone /\ what about mine
Thank you for this comment
Imagine the person who actually had the poetry reading one, but they were like "AWWW mate... so close.... it's not a jellyfish... it's a squid.... but everything else is spot on!"
If that person exists they should have it changed to a jellyfish
Man of war is technically not a jelly fish If I remember correctly
@@nofwild6325
Correct. It's a siphonophore.
"Do you have a soul?"
Spongebob: No but I have 62 cents
pony qi I have a dollar now
Nobody like it, it's at the sacred number
@Hxney ASMR is not fun if you explain the joke
Take it away penny
just need 7 more
I have the weird feeling his questions are really facts about himself
I'd like to see his tattoo then
Same
Same
Same
Same
“Are you human?”
“No this is Patrick”
This comment is so underrated
Man I think this is the most creative comment out there
@@thepizzatime3502 it is not, srsly so many stupid comments I see over and over again on other videos
U N D E R R A T E D
@@Obama3ryk Obama, sir, What is your last name?
I like that when he asks questions like are you tired he doesn’t say what he writes as to let the answers be universal
“Is the fourth letter in your name q?”
Me with three letters in my name: *yes*
Susie Sheep I bet you 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ur name is Mia
Mike Vaknansky or Ian
Are u joe?
@@kao7ic13 wHo'S JoE?
@@yeetonmyfeet6548 *Inhales*
JOE MAMMA
Him: "Are you human"
Me: *short circuits and explodes*
Mark Zuckerberg: *sips water*
Awsomer 76
What are you then?
Michael Paladino get this man to *666* likes now
I'm a toast ._________.
**takes of as a helicopter** goodbye world..!
“Do you have a soul?” Me, a ginger: “Well no sir, I don’t believe so”
U do since u stole it
I don't get the joke gingers dont have souls? I'm not a ginger and I dont have a soul?
@@v4mpire.culture Search for "gingers do have souls" it's an old meme
holy shit this reminds me of that one episode of southpark lmaoo😂😂
AS A FELLOW GINGER I COULD NOT AGREE MORE
"Do you have a tatto on your left leg of a one legged victorian high back chair where sits a jellyfish reading poetry to a group of maline stalagmites which represents the ongoing struggle between parent and child as described in chapter 12 of her majestys decript of the inhabitents of the inner sanctum of the eternally finite thaumaltariums" that is the most oddly specific thing i have ever heard
i have it on my right calf :/
Do you have a tattoo on your left leg of a one legged Victorian high back chair where sits a jelly fish reading a poetry to a group of maline stalagmites which represents the ongoing struggle between parent and child as described in chapter 12 of her majestys decript of the inhabitants of the inner sanctum of the eternally finite thaumaltariums?
@@Sharpened_stickyea
How did he guess my exact tattoo the only 1 that I have Are you kidding me
not even AI was able to recreate this
Think about it, in some universe, there is is probably some guy that relates to every single one of his questions and he is just staring creeped out on his screen.
In some alternate universe some guy is nervously holding a gun, shaking while looking out his window
But someone cant be born in January and September at the same time
@@Cintivii In some universe this is possible
Did u just assume the gender?!!?? XD
I dont relate to any
“Is metal your favorite music genre?”
*headbangs aggressively*
Yes.
Uh... Technically, nah
Yes
hiqxen yes
hiqxen i thought this said mental at first
“Do you have a slight limp in your right leg because you were struck by a tree?”
**VIETNAM FLASHBACKS**
**FORTUNE SON PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND INCESSANTLY**
THE TREE WAS ASKING FOR IT
CHARLIE IN THE TREES
WAR
*WAR NEVER CHANGES*
I hear the Hueys
They are going to save us
But f*** no there is a Grind
Plot twist: he's trying to find out our social security number but he's asking other questions so we don't find out
him: can you run fast enough to get away from the police
me, in my wheelchair:
You could ride fast enough😂
If you go down a hill then yeah
Bro u needa get one of em formula 1 wheelchairs the police scrubs will never catch up, godspeed, literally
@Adolf Hitler donate him a panther :)
Question, how do you slow down when going down a hill? Or like if you accidently pick up a shit ton of speed, how would you stop?
When he said, "do u have a soul"
Me a ginger: no?
Stolen
Stole en
same
Noice
As a fellow ginger, my answer is a few too many
"Do you have a tattoo, on your left calf, of a one legged victorian high back chair in which sits a... Jellyfish... Which represents the struggle..." This question only goes on for about a paragraph, which must R E A L L Y freak out the one person in the world that may have it... Just think...
or may not have it?
....man 'o' war jellyfish * Reading poetry to a group of maligned stalagmites. Which represents the ongoing struggle in between parent and child as described in chapter twelve of her majesty's decree * to the inhabitants of the inner-sanctum * of the eternally finite thamultarians.
Funny story
This girl that went to my camps dad had a tattoo like this and I asked him what was it and he gave this exact description so that creeped me out
@@northernmostrat thanks for finishing lol
Shy_foxx_gaming damn
“When you were 12 yrs old did u steal a candy bar from a local convenience store?”
My lawyer informs me to remain silent.
“Do you have an irrational fear of not having any milk in your fridge to dip your cookies in?”
Well now I do, thanks uncle rift
....now I want cookies
LMAO
cries in lactose intolerant
I have this exact fear but it's definitely rational.
I can't have milk ＼(;´□｀)/
“Are you human?”
No, I’m a drawing on a sticky note named montee
Lol XD
That's a good comment I like it
Lol
I'm a World Serpent
@@iamkrazy19 but I thought you were Krazy
“does your full name have 14 letters total?”
me: *sweats in latinamerican*
hey at least it isnt a dumb name
@Barry Mcockiner she meant her real name is long because she is Latin American
(Conner from cyberlife) 28 LETTERS IN YOUR NAME
cries in 25 letters
14 here
most people see these as questions, i see a bucket list.
A true pioneer of thought this man is
Ah yes, acquire social security number 0
@@colemoore5007 I will do what I must, no matter the cost!
@@colemoore5007 watch me pal
Good luck with that tattoo I bet it'll be interesting
"Are you feeling tired?"
Everyone at 3 am trying to sleep
Yeaghh
Currently 2:52 AM for me
1:30am for meh
Make it 5:18 am...
9:11
5:01 am
Rift: “it’s completely confidential”
everyone in the comments: *let’s share answers*
you are dumb.
@@barkside3012 It’s clearly satire, I didn’t ask for your comment 🤗
Barkside bro u ok there-
@@barkside3012 you good man
@@barkside3012 who hurt you :|
Rift: do you have a soul?
Me, a university student: I used to
Me a male nurse: I used to... *cries in endless work and risk of virus*
@@notaveragecr6041 I salute you, you brave soilders
We all used too
I love how the subtle cut at 24:37 indicates Rift was thinking for so long he had to cut it out of the video
"Are you an intellectual?"
*Everyone:*
*Me, an intellectual:* "Yes."
take my like and get this dad joke outta here!
No no, it’s all wrong. You should say “I am very greatful of your act of asking if i, the person you are asking, is a person who is a more intelligent individual than most average persons. To answer that very good question indeed, my good acquaintance is that i am the type of person who will say... Of course.”
r/technicallytruth
@Sandosam ??? 5
here go ahead and have 666 likes-
“Are you human?”
“I must speak with my lawyer first to answer this question”
"I invoke the fifth 🤚"
-Law by Mike
Hi I'm Saul Goodman, did you know that you have rights?
@@elliotrex9167 constitution says you do
@@blagoevski336 And so do i
@@greativity0 yup
He’s writing “I can’t believe I get paid for this shit” over and over again
that was a good joke i actually laughed at that :)
I don’t think he does but if so, that’s absolutely hilarious and I can relate.
Lol i know right
I desperately want that to be true
I’m in control of the 666, at the current moment.
I come back to this video because the way he describes his actions as he does them when he asks “do you like this sound”, like saying that he is putting his clipboard down and leaving the pen open and all that makes me feel safe in a way
*looks at my Dog named Horse*
Me: We’re leaving..
I would like your comment but it has 69 likes so I am going to leave at that
@Riley Reyes how do you know who told you, Cause your right.
@@ishrimpfortheshark7428 420 likes from me. I hope this makes up for that
@Riley Reyes 78 dollars that's so specific wth
“Can you run fast enough to run away from the police”
“Well shit i did when I was 12”
“Did you eat a carrot today without peeling it?”
Why...would I peel it?
“Okay.”
Peeling a carrot is completely normal bro
Minethink 144 is it? XD
@@death.9297 it's to clean them, carrots are grown in the ground, the ground is dirty.
Minethink 144 i don’t peel my skin off when it’s dirty, i just wash it. See no reason the same can’t apply to carrots
I peel carrots every time beafore I eat them
3:02 I genuinely got so exited when he said this. IT ISSSSSSSSS 😭😭😭 nobody ever mentions it in a positive (or even neutral), light, outside of the community, and I am so very happy.
Also, loved the Napster reference.
"Are you human" *TH-cam algorithm starts sweating*
@@darksu_yt3976 self promoting is only gonna drag your channel down.
@@darksu_yt3976 no offense but self promoting is stupid and makes thehings worse
BMC_DarkSu_ YT imagine being a fortnite channel that leeches off of other peoples videos asking for subscribers lmao.
@@ImJustDani Sorry to break it to you but I never played Fortnite in general
Killer The Chiller sorry to break it to you but that was directed to the other guy promoting as well as all the other messages.
Him: are you tired
Me: *hasn't slept in 23 hours*
No I'm fine
Subscribe to me for no reason Pshhhh,weakling!Ive pulled 3 all nighters in a row!
Yellow Ivy *dumbass sarcastic smiley voice*
That’s fatal.
Want me to call jesus to help you sleep
Just 23? Pathetic
What is sleep?
If you answered yes to any of the questions, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
pay up
So... all honest humans?
Its often the dishonest ppl who are at the financial top.
TheFatalFreak this is so weird, you might find this weird but I have been here before and seen this comment, I don’t remember it but I do, it’s more than just déjà vu. I don’t know what is going on but I am extremely confused right now.
Financial compensation for answering yes to any of the questions?
Well darnit
Open your window and yell, "It's my money and I need it now!"
Some of these questions feel more like a psychic evaluation.
"do you have an obsession with fire"
well, that depends on what you're gonna do with that information, doc
"Do you have a soul?"
*Gingers start sweating profusely*
Shit I’m caught
That or the synthetic space Jews
@@lucbrisebois767 or robot space pirates, whatever go fuck yourself
Oh my soul îs gone for a long time... now it's just a deep void
I’m a fellow ginger but find this funny 😂😂
"can you play the violin?"
*Well, I beat the devil once*
James Rollison *Steve Rogers voice* I understood that reference!
Heard about that were was it Georgia I think?
He literally asked that right as I was reading your comment. That was weird haha 😂
Dont wanna anger anyone or sound like an idiot or anything.. but could anyone explain me this thing? Just intrested :p
Dolppi fry from futurama beat the devil with his own hands in one of the episodes to win back Lila
"Are you ready?"
"No."
"**writes down** They are ready."
He wasn't wrong, you were.
I am so alone and lonely and in despair with depression. I just started trying out various ASMR's and I typed ASNR conversations because I need so bad to feel like someone cares. Thank you I enjoy this and subbed to your channel. I also enjoy the lightheartedness too. Though I cried but that's just me.
Hope you are doing well man, don't give up
Er: do you call earth your home?
Me: No
Er: ‘proceeds to write the Declaration of Independence’
Underrated
@@poiofrito4722 Timestamp?
@@Themaskedathlete-4 i dont know i just liked the comment
@@poiofrito4722 Bruh hahaha
Pherean Agan 16:16
"Were you born in the month of.... September?"
Me: DO YOU REMEMBER? THE TWENTY FIRST NIGHT
*When my birthday is September 21* 😐😐😐
Ha hea, suddenly you remember.
i thougth exactly the same omfg
Mines the 24th lol
My birthday is the 20th
“You have a soul.”
Me: *slams hand on table* DAMN HE’S GOOD
Uh Chanka, Lord of the CIA, this is the fifth desk you broke this week Sir, may I remind you that we are having a uh, monetary deficit and we would love it if you could bring the maximum desk breaking to 2 per week. This is so our numbers could be a bit more manageable.
Hahah @Nick Guziak good one x'D Where is your surname from btw? Poland?
@@N.atalia.- yep
his voice is so clear even when whispering 😳
Him: Do you have a pet dog named horse?
Me: No but I have a pet horse named dog.
I Have Dog called Parallelogramm
No joke, my friend has a goat named dog.
Chill dude, you gonna break the matrix...
My friend has a horse named cat
My dogs name is Riley
him: "is your favourite colour quinacridone magenta"
me, an intellectual: "I like blue"
🤓
😎
I'm more basic with dark purple as my favorite
It is not blie though.
@@PrincessTrunksBriefs doesn't matter either way, the joke is still funny
"Do you have a tattoo on your left calf of a one-legged Victorian high back chair in which sits a Men O' War jellyfish reading poetry to a group of maligned stalagmites which represents the ongoing struggle between parent and child as described in chapter 12 of her majesty's decree to the inhabitants of the intersanctum of the eternally finight thameltarians?"
**HOW DID YOU KNOW?**
Tripped up on "finite" hehe
I KNOW RIGHT!!
I'm actually amazing how you didn't edit this but instead just memorised it instead
@@sigandcurry_enthusiast or maybe he did that on a PC
I was like "Omg I have two!!"
He seems so into it and joyful and it awesome and he came up with so many questions it’s amazing and his hairstyle is actually pretty damn cool
I like answering back with even more absurd answers while being completely unshocked by his questions.
Him : Do you have a soul?
Me : I think I left it in the fridge at my old house
Him: Can you play the kazoo
Me: no I play with the vocal cords of my passed victims
please continue this thread it’s making me giggle
@@zeke3746 dp yp
Him: do you own two belts? One is black, the other is brown.
Me: I own 7 belts. 2 black, 3 khaki, 1 gray, and one purple with rhinestones.
"Do you live on a street called 'street road'?"
Yes...
"Do you live in house number 47?"
Yess...??
"Is your room the 3rd bedroom?"
Yes.......?!
"Do you feel safe?"
*Hears faint screaming outside an abandoned warehouse
*hears knocking*
And the “Do you feel safe?” Comes from the dark doorframe to your room.
@@A.I.Mmusic just hide under the bedcover
@Crack dealer I legit just looked behind me until I read this is fake XD
@Crack dealer lmao
I love how oddly specific these questions are
Marcus House ikr I just got to the tattoo on the left calf😂😂
I was expecting a normal video and question then do you have a tattoo of....
“Can you run fast enough to get away from the police.”
Me: Depends
What normal people write: yes
What this intellectual writes: according to the answer I have collected from my client, the solution to this dilemma is that this gentleman has a favorite flavor, which being the flavor of birthday cake.
When you really want to get everything out of your law degree
Wat
My language arts teacher be like
My answer NO!!!
it wasn’t necessarily birthday cake you unintellectual
"Are you human?"
Jesus Christ: well yes but actually no
Yesn’t
Wholesome
Who would you actually want to be a human?
@@boopsboops7692 Humans
This is a perfect time to stop liking the comment
My favorite quote:
“Can you run faster than the police?”
Let's test that
@@nagitokomeada9817 *Welcome back to good Mythical Morning!*
17:15
I feel like this is an interview
You may be able to but can you out run duolingo
This is actualy the only asmr video that puts me to sleep anymore.
"Were you born on Monday?"
Yeah... Just coincidence probably
"In the afternoon?"
Yeah... Wtf man...
"At 2 pm?"
I'm moving some place safe rift got me...
Jan Kohout no escape
@@UltimateDudeGuy no russian
@@diogoc1541 ?
Diogo c
*Loads Machine Gun with malicious intent*
@@UltimateDudeGuy it's a call of duty reference
Can we just respect the amazing camera quality
So good you could even ee his sweat
A *LOT* better than pewds
Yeah I mean 4real.... u can see every crease in his skin.
Can we just no
in all my years of existence, never would i have expected to find my go-to plane crazy tutorial guy in a completely unrelated ASMR video's comment section. tis a small world
“Are you human?”
*he’s onto me*
R u n
We gotta run or in my case fly!
or in my case just cry
@@DRGONDO no pls dont cry its ok come with me and we can watch some sponge bob
@@alexissinclair i know you weren't talking to me, but I'm down if you got some extra room
Him: "is your favourite number 39,074,211.8004435^8?"
Me: *yes*
Alternate title: "Psychic fails final exam whist casually trying to steal your identity".
Oooo that's a good one 🤣👌
*whilst?
“Do you play the kazoo?”
Kazoo Kid: Starts to sweat intensely
"wait a minute! What *are* you?"
all the traits that he mentioned would make a pretty cool character
@perla *pulls out a pen and paper in character designer*
@Jimaroc hell yeah it is
69th like, thought I should mention
"are you ready"
"Man I hope these get easier"
"Are you comfertable"
"Come on give me an easier one"
"Are you tired"
"Now that better be retorical why else am I here"
"Are you human"
"Oh come on back to the impossible ones"
E.r: Do you own a dog?
Me: *Snores*
E.r: Ok, *pen tapping intensifies*
Imagine being able to answer „yes“ to the tattoo question.
It will become so in time.
I feel bad for you all. He guessed it for me.
I'll be able to answer yes in 2 years
Someone will get it
@@chloe-roll i’ll be waiting here.
This could be an amazing drinking game.
Everytime he guesses something about you right you drink.
I’m guessing no one would drink on the extremely specific tattoo question lol
@@rachaelhopko2606 I mean 3.3 mil views about 0.0002% chance
Lord farquad is dead
That one person who has most of them right would die
@@ForgetLily how did you get that number?
One of the best asmr videos ever. This and #2. There is something so calming about this structure.
Rift: “Do you gave a healthy obsession with fire”
Me: Fireball count?
Dnd or whiskey
Fireball is the end all be all to any confrontation
@@ItMeBob and to a party's trust
So you re subscribed to Logan Paul.......
Embarrassing
1st rule of D&D: Fireball doesn’t solve every problem.
2nd rule of D&D: Follow rule one.
3rd rule of D&D: Ignore rules 1 and 2 if you play a Chaotic Evil, Tefling, Warlock/Wizard Multiclass.
"Do you have a soul?"
Hades: many.
"Are you tired?"
I just woke up from a million year sleep...
Cthulhu sexy af 🍆 💦💦 💦
How's Narlepoteth going?
@@directorincognito636 We haven't spoken in millennia, not since he last stopped by R'lyeh.
SCP-2662 what are you doing out of containment chamber I'll be notifying MTF unit Tau-5
@@elitecompany51 Oh no...
"Do you have a tattoo on your left leg of a one legged victorian high back chair where sits a jellyfish reading poetry to a group of maline stalagmites which represents the ongoing struggle between parent and child as described in chapter 12 of her majestys decript of the inhabitents of the inner sanctum of the eternally finite thaumaltariums" *me sweating* uh......yes
"Do you swallow your gum after you finish chewing it"
I heard something a little different
stop-
Why chew?!?!
vicky robins you gotta break it down so your stomach can digest it. or have I been doing it wrong?
*cough* ¢Um-
YourPrettyBitchin! OfficialTM shhhh just go with the joke
“Are you human?”
Me: Nah I’m Gay
My sister: I thought you were American
Nice reference to the vine
"Hey, I'm a lesbian."
"I tHoUgHt YoU wErE aMeRiCaN???"
Ha
Ummmm... Hi.........
The gays walking in be like: uhhhh
I say this because I’m American and I’m gay
00:30 "writing down" , it is confirmed that asmartists just scribble as they telepathically commute with one another and have no need for writing
“Are you human?”
“Negative. I am a meat popsicle.”
What I kinda wish happened
"Do you like this sound"
* Screams *
Logan Broxson laying beneth my covers, and kek’d at this comment, thank you
And you have you head set all the way up lol
RIP headphone users.
i want that to happen in a ASMR video. just in the middle of the video they scream just out of nowhere.
Just stilling there relaxing. and then... ( *SCREAMS* ) :-P
Hazte TV im literally doing the same thing
2:49 - My friend after I kill his Minecraft dog
LMFAOOOO🤣 that killed me
I giggled
Felt that
I was drinking and then I had to quickly run to the sink to spit it out of laughter it got me laughing so hard!
Lmaoo I-
ER: “Do you have 9 constants and 5 vowels in your full name?”
Me who was 9 constants and 4 vowels in my full name: That was close
Same for me! Wait except I think the way that the y in my name is said that I think it's a vowel so I have 8 consonants and 5 vowels
Me with 13 consonants and 6 vowels
5 constants and 7 vowels
Me having 9 consonants and 6 vowels , that was also close
Consonants, not constants. Also I have 3 vowels and 4 consonants in my name
Nobody:
The crackhead beside you in the pub who you're trying to say "Enjoy your night, mate" to:
I’m genuinely thinking about getting that tattoo
D o
N o t
Do
It.
Also, get this guy 69 likes. He needs it. 420 even better.
I will not like this I respect whatevs gaming and refuse to like this comment
Jack Williams why not
Samee
02:37 "Are you human?"
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
Im a beetroot
I'm a devil indisguise
Well, I am human, but I have a meat popsicle 😳😳
I am a meme oh wait... i am dead
I’m a virgin
23:15 No, My name consists of 16 ampersends and a Chuck'E'Cheese logo
Same but mine has two silent laughing emojis
That'll throw the hackers for a loop
If you get this you are a good Rift sub
This made me laugh so hard
That’s hot
ThatsMyFavoriteERVideoOfAllTime.
"Did you steal a candy bar when you were 12? We've been trying to bust this perp for years."
“When you where 12 years old did you happen to steal a candy bar from your local convenience store”
me:(gulp) um yes
My door:bang, bang, bang FBI open up
What why does this have likes
KGB, OPEN UP
Me: *opens door" there's no one here
My door: ha ha, gotcha! LOL
Me: ha you're so funny door
Fuck this is literally me...Oh Lord...Too real...But damn is it funny!😂
Woah, your door can talk? That’s so cool bro
“Do you have a pet dog?”
Me: oh yes, I do-
“Named.... horse?”
Me: oh...
I have a pet cat named Minnow
hilariously enough, I do
Liz Shae no one asked
@@a.josland6155 Yeah but I was just thinking a type of pet named after other animals...
I have a pet wenis and his name is wick
“Have you recently given up...”
“YES”
“...giving up, and focused more on giving in”
“Oh, nvm”
Erm actually.. 8:44 this really is my favourite colour 👀
Always was my fav, i painted my bedroom this colour and put black vinyls up of crows flying and a tree with leaves blowing across the side of my wall
People probably think you're having a stroke when you say it