Fun fact: im almost 18 and have never once tried to sneak out, you know what my parents did to prevent me from trying -made me feel comfortable -made me feel welcome -didnt put cactus’s outside my window
This. A lot of rebellion and teen angst like that is either parenting where they don't feel comfortable sharing/communicating or two, they're going through something (either socially or mentally and could use some help or therapy possibly) There are a lot of bad parents out there who act like they own their kids. They have legal responsibility, but it's not ownership. That's called slavery.
Despite this I still snuck out. Why? I was bored. What did I do? Just walk around I didn’t do anything bad just walk around for abit and then came back
I don't think people are fine with age gaps or incest at all obviously there will be a minor amount of these people just like how there will be gay people who hate straight people. It's just how it is man. Also gay incest is definitely a thing too.
I dont understand how they say the ideal women needd to never interact with men or never accept flirting. Like how tf they gonna be dating you if they wont interact with you?
Arranged marriage is what they a talking about. They dont want women interacting with men outside of marriage. The fathers will find a man then set up a marriage if he agrees, the future husband dosen't meet the woman untill the father agrees. Also the woman has no say in who the fathers chooses.
Control. That's what... "Women aren't allowed to be flirted except by me". "Women aren't allowed to do anything except through my jurisdiction". "They aren't allowed to have any male friends except me because I am the only one that must control her". Simple... Back when, we call these people Himbos and Bimbos
Like the other guy said, it's about arranged marriage. But really, their end goal is for women to basically just be sex slaves and free maids/babysitters. It all makes sense when you compare their societal ideals with those from 100-150 years ago...
It's not even a she (unless it's like the boat thing), because a robot with enough sapience to have an actual gender wouldn't want to date someone like that.
Fun fact from a medieval history nerd: we actually have a couple suits of armor we know for sure were worn by women. And you know what the breast plates look like? They look like the breast plates men wore
As a straight man, I find it absolutely hilarious how high some of our standards are, meanwhile my two requirements are: female (doesn’t even have to be feminine we appreciate muscular women), not a terrible person. This is literally the first comment I’ve made about being straight that hasn’t been met with homophobia or racism allegations, thank you for being respectful.
stuff like this is why i have rejected gender women should do what? men should do what? i dont care im too busy being an actual person instead of someone's sterotype
I wouldn't say I've rejected the whole concept of gender, just decided that as a (cis) woman being relatively content with my boobs and vagene is all the validation of my gender I need, and that all the other associations that come with being a woman are entirely optional: I can participate in them obviously but not doing so doesn't make me any less a woman
Tbh, all of those "Men vs women!" shows have a tendency to be like: "Tiffany, 19 from accounting. Greg, 38, 5 times war veteran. *Who* can survive outside?!"
Steve Austin's Broken Skull Challenge would like a word. Some women can pack just as big a punch as most men could. Like, if gender assimilation in athletics was a thing, women would come out on top a good bit of the time because they train just as hard, if not more, as a man does. Employers are required to award equal pay for either gender completing the same tasks, in the same environment, for the same amount of time. Why would athletics be any different?
Ideally, you'd find and pair them up fairly. Get Jeremiah and Terry, the veteran and the CFO, respectively. Linda and Bob, the bodybuilder and the artist.
I don't know what type of show this is referring to, but a war veteran would be much more likely to be homeless, an addict, or suffer from PTSD than a 19-year-old accountant.
Honestly, would rather progress to octopus, but I see your point. Imagine having zero blindspots and being able to move through any crevices we can fit our beak through.
Depending on how motivated this creep is you might find all the cactae destroyed and removed, all it takes is a long hard stick, maybe a pair of gardening scissors or fireaxe for some extra sturdy ones. You might want to be extra creative and r/foundsatan with your minecraft base defenses.
12:34 can't wait till my wife finds out I'm gay since she's got a masters degree. I never knew my sexual orientation was determined by my partner's education level
I love how men will relentlessly body shame women and treat them terribly but you mention that they don't live up to those standards they'll cry and shit themselves
5:11 colors have genders is the saddest thing ever, one time i visited my baby cousin (4 year old) and he genuinely told me blue was for boys, and girls couldn’t like blue, and his parents didn’t even intervene, they encouraged it 😔
@@cozmicck Blue and pink are universally used for gender reveal parties, and quite frankly, should stay that way. My IRL best friend's favorite color is purple, which is a more feminine color. Some sports teams use purple as their signature colors, like the Minnesota Vikings and ASU Devils.
As a straight person myself, I do not associate with those, and yet I'd like to formally apologize on straights' behalf for hurting your eyes in those posts for the 30 minutes of this video
Unfortunately this subreddit makes me wonder if I'm better off being single. I can confirm as a straight person I am not okay but I'm not this far gone, and I've left clear instructions to my friends to intervene if I ever get this far gone.
@Mobtrapper-hq8is that's really not the issue here, in fact, it's people like you that he's ashamed of, you know, quitting your favourite game because everyone who plays it are garbage human beings and an absolute embarrasment
@Mobtrapper-hq8isdon’t be afraid to exist because other people exist and aren’t you. That’s like quitting doing the dishes because negative number of people. What are your words change your words you’re speaking gibberish. Do better
This subreddit is a jab towards the lunatics out there and not to us. It's rather concerning that you even have a contingency plan if you happen to fell into that rabbit hole. But I also salute you to the fact you realize that everyone can fall into this madness. I admit I didn't even had the balls to think of what would I be if I become one of these jackwads, let alone a contingency plan to counter it
Straight people when their toddler plays with another toddler of the opposite sex: “is that your boyfriend/girlfriend?!? Hold their hand, give them a kiss! It’s so cute!” Straight people when they see a gay man in a cartoon: stop forcing sexuality on kids! 😭
I was on the train when I began to watch this video while my phone was muted. I turned the volume on just as he said "That woman is naked". I don't think anyone heard but my heart stopped for a second.
People like this: "Anyone worthy of me should change everything about themselves to meet my expectations." Also people like this: "Why does everyone hate me?"
Oh shit! I'm trans! I have body hair! I wonder when I had my correction as a baby? 🤔 No, but seriously, have they forgotten that humans are mammals and mammals have hair and fur?
Bisexual here, hi. I don't see why straight men are so worried about body hair on women. I know I'm in the minority here, but I honestly think it's pretty (in the same sense that "normal" head-hair is pretty). It's natural, it's a part of everyone, and most of all, there's nothing wrong with it. Edit: Grammar
@@noobulon4334 Glad I'm not alone there. I'm kind of the same way with make up. If you like wearing it, then absolutely go ahead. I myself would wear makeup if I could afford it. But it's not like I'm going to think about someone differently if they don't wear it, it's still the same person.
Thanks for saying this. :) I'm a really insecure person, and this comment actually made me feel better about the fact that I'm pretty bad at shaving (somehow 💀) Also, I'm pansexual :D
I fucking hate the idea that birth control makes you unhealthy. My sister deals with cysts from PCOS that i only avodied because i was already om birth control. Its like how antidepressants also work for anxiety, adhd, etc. Wosrt named drug in my opinion
Imo the name isnt the issue, because it does help control pregnancy. The issue is with men who think every woman’s purpose is simply to be an incubator, nothing else
as a trans dude on birth control for mood regulation (we're talking the stereotypical, offensive portrayal of pms style moodswings), i consider it just another one of my psych meds, honestly
Guy at 7:31 on tampons. Heavy metals like arsenic and lead have been found in most popular tampon brands, but the studies done on them were unable to conclude whether the metals were able to leak into the body or bloodstream.
Hey ! I'm an environmental scientist and I've read the studies that detected heavy metals in tampons. I'm also a woman who menstruates. The metals analyzed in the study were found to exist at "background" quantities - basically, an amount so tiny that it doesn't actually *do* anything. Your tampons are safe!
4:20 - As a 🌵 myself, I approve of planting my fellow Cacti around your property. We can be effective as a deterrent to prevent trespassers and intruders. (We can help you keep the things you want to keep inside while making sure the things you don't want in stay outside!) And a friendly reminder from a friendly 🌵 Please make sure we get plenty of sun and do not over water us! 🤗🌵
7:50 I feel like the reason why Married With Children was funny was because you knew they genuinely did love each other and take of each other. All of their “I hate my spouse” was playful and the criticism they had for each other was about actually things and not just “I hate you”.
14:35 I am a cis woman who doesn't shave her legs. I'm disabled. It takes too much time and energy and I'm not gunna pay someone to wax them just to fit society.
"It is, but it's fine if I give it to her [because then It's me choosing for her, because I won't allow her to make her own choices about her body, and I'm allowed to contradict myself when her health inconveniences me]" would probably be their argument 🙄 Seriously, these people are the same that say women shouldn't work cuz "the man is the provider" and in the same breath demand that she better pays 50% of the living expenses on top of cleaning, washing and everything else.
Trruuueeeee...... I love how they declare it "Woke" when it's called "Super Lesbian Animal RPG". My brother in christ, what did you think it was going to be about?
Some of the games under “not woke” are also good but I did go through it giving myself a point for each game I loved that was deemed woke or slightly woke haha
3:48 what gets me about this one is that people act like all genz (I assume that's who she's "gotcha!"-ing at since conservatives have this weird love for wanting to verbally curb stomp genz at any given chance) was born in like 2005-2010 when that's literally the end half of genz. A shit ton of "woke" people are millennials, and they're all older than halo. Highly possible even the youngest of millennials were already playing the first halo when it came out if their parents weren't paying attention to what they were playing.
People born in 1997 are considered gen Z, and Halo came out in 2001, so there’s gen Z older than Halo, but yeah, millenials were woke first with their damn avocado toast and feminism (/s)
4:34 that's something added on after the screenshot was taken. This person takes screenshots of cishet men being awful to spread awareness/make fun of them on the internet, and she adds that disclaimer to every screenshot she posts
@@Roadent1241 They mean marriage is a social construct... But one can use it metaphorically to refer to mating someone in order to reproduce, which is why they practice monogamy and polygamy ("gamy" is Greek for marriage)...
I mean, for survival, as soon as maturity occurs would be a good time to reproduce, but we are humans and not jungle animals anymore so maybe we should forget about biological bullshit when it comes to human constructs
@@Roadent1241 You can technically get married at 13...doesn't make it morally right through. For clarification I am completely against this, can't believe I might have to state this but here we are.
10:54 I’ve seen the full official list these weirdos made and it’s astoundingly funny to me how they listed helldivers 2 as woke but listed all of the metro games as anti woke, in the metro series you literally kill fascists, like actual neos, but they also listed wolfenstein as woke because in that game series you also kill fascists The hypocrisy is fucking hilarious
@ it was a document, someone linked it on a Reddit post a while back but I haven’t had Reddit for months, if I do manage to find it I will link it here
I really enjoy how they actually used LGBT+ (not updated to QIA, but still) instead of just "gay" or something similar. Like, they made it more, not professional, but more clinical almost and even added the + considering many in that crowd complain about how many letters are used.
If it wasn't for the whole PTO-sponsored Saiyan-driven genocides he had to participate in, Bardock would be nothing but a wholesome wife-loving family man.
For anyone curious, look up the Boudicca Destruction Horizon. So enraged was she by the voilence that was done (by men, unsurprisingly) to her and her two daughters, that she burned so many cities to the ground there is a permanent scar on the earth. Found in archealogical digs, it's physical evidence of one of the most righteous and bloodthirsty revenge campaigns in history. (Posting this comment multiple times in hopes that TH-cam Censorship will not infringe on my right to speak.)
For anyone curious, look up the Boudicca Destruction Horizon. So enraged was she by the voilence that was done (by men, unsurprisingly) to her and her two daughters, that she burned so many cities to the ground there is a permanent scar on the earth. Found in archealogical digs, it's physical evidence of one of the most righteous and bloodthirsty revenge campaigns in history. (Posting this comment multiple times in hopes that TH-cam Censorship will not infringe on my right to speak.)
For anyone curious, look up the Boudicca Destruction Horizon. So enraged was she by the voilence that was done (by men, unsurprisingly) to her and her two daughters, that she burned so many cities to the ground there is a permanent scar on the earth. Found in archealogical digs, it's physical evidence of one of the most righteous and bloodthirsty revenge campaigns in history. (Posting this comment multiple times in hopes that TH-cam Censorship will not infringe on my right to speak.)
My favorite part about 3:16 is that if you actually look at the CE model from anything angle other than straight-on, you'd see it too has a pretty pronounced chest and thighs. Almost like those places are the most vital places to protect and thus have the thickest armor.
30:21 These replies are always some incel pretending to be a woman. Reminds of Reddit and all the people who claim, "this happened to me, but worse" to justify their shitty takes.
I wish proper love toward the self and others was taught more often. It seems it isn't and that most people have to learn through grueling trial and error. Some never learn, and this is the result.
Well the new world clearly doesn't care about self care and love, it's simply survival for everyone. They could teach us alot of important things whether in school or home, but they don't. They care more about money and all the useless things.
allow me to fix all the points at 7:25 -respect the fact that she's on birth control & let her track her own cycle -dont know what the hell that's about -tampons are already sterile items -don't force her to eat beef liver -don't tell her what she can and cannot eat -let her pick the vitamins she takes -don't force her to take fertility supplements (they can cause negative side effects) -allow her to use whatever she chooses on her skin -stop with the damn fertility supplements, it makes you seem like a pervert -there's a reason gynecologists exist -DO NOT THROW AWAY A WOMAN'S BRAS OR UNDERWEAR. you will get hurt. -why -allow her to use skin protection -shampoo and conditioner are designed for all hair types, they aren't "toxic" (but definitely don't put raw eggs or olive oil in your hair) -filters are actually a really good idea -some women are lactose intolerant, some don't like cheese, and some are vegan -you can't "save her"; you'll ruin things for her i think the original poster dropped their brain somewhere. either that or they're talking about a dog, which is equally concerning
Some brands of sunscreen aren't very good for you also. Just be sure to check the ingredients. You can also make sunscreen at home. My mom does and it works perfectly on both of us, even with having very light and sensitive skin. There's apps for making sure your body care products are safe!
The PS5 controller guy sounds like the little boy I overheard at my local McDonald's say "I don't want the girl toy!" Then started crying uncontrollably.
14:23 I’ve always found this argument so stupid. Like no shit??? Everyone has hair??? I’m afab and I have hairy ass legs and I flaunt them bc I love them, and I live in a very conservative part of Texas and the men get so offended over my body hair. It’s not even their business but they get so weirdly mad about it (and my pit hair) because “women shouldn’t have hair except on their heads” (btw I’m not even a woman I’m nonbinary)
That's not even possible with incest. That would mean you f*** you grandmother, then she gives birth to someone who would end up being one of your parents who would later on f*** someone else who would in turn, one of them would be pregnant and give birth to you, someone who has already been given birth to. How do you give birth to someone already existing?
I've seen that 'Is the Game Woke' site/list and I laughed so much. Imagine playing through an entire game just to hate on it. Like what the hell? Imagine the MONEY they've wasted. I bet these are the same idiots that yelled at people to 'go make your own games' when some complained about the lack of inclusivity, and now that we HAVE, they're all up in arms again. Like, the games aren't for YOU. They're for US. Go away
Fun fact: im almost 18 and have never once tried to sneak out, you know what my parents did to prevent me from trying
-made me feel comfortable
-made me feel welcome
-didnt put cactus’s outside my window
This. A lot of rebellion and teen angst like that is either parenting where they don't feel comfortable sharing/communicating or two, they're going through something (either socially or mentally and could use some help or therapy possibly)
There are a lot of bad parents out there who act like they own their kids. They have legal responsibility, but it's not ownership. That's called slavery.
hey same! crazy how that works right
Despite this I still snuck out.
Why? I was bored. What did I do? Just walk around I didn’t do anything bad just walk around for abit and then came back
Same! It’s so amazing when parents love you to the end of time and want their kids to feel comfortable and happy
It's weird how people act like "ThE GAy aGEndA" is disgusting, then they talk about how age gaps and incest are completely fine.
Facts
Well it's because they're fascists
I don't think people are fine with age gaps or incest at all obviously there will be a minor amount of these people just like how there will be gay people who hate straight people. It's just how it is man. Also gay incest is definitely a thing too.
I don't get the gay agenda thing cuz what agenda do they even have ?
Age gaps and incest are also present amongst Gay peoople
"feed her cheese" is the only good part of that list like hell yeah feed me cheese
real. applies to gay men too like pls feed me cheese you won me over
@@ch.8365 agreed
As a straight girl who is lactose intolerant, I also agree
Almost everybody loves cheese of some kind. I hate stinky cheeses like blue cheese. But give me a sharp cheddar any day of the week.
I'll fall in love with anyone who feeds me cheese
i dont understand how people can be misogynist but still want women in thier life
Like how you gonna hate women then say you love them?
@SalahMohamed-v5f yea. Its odd
Like dawg just date men?
@@GARFIELDENA No but that's "The gay socialism transgender feminism communism agenda!" We can't have that!
@@GARFIELDENAwell they can't do that, that would be gay, and gayness burns their skin
I dont understand how they say the ideal women needd to never interact with men or never accept flirting. Like how tf they gonna be dating you if they wont interact with you?
Arranged marriage is what they a talking about. They dont want women interacting with men outside of marriage. The fathers will find a man then set up a marriage if he agrees, the future husband dosen't meet the woman untill the father agrees. Also the woman has no say in who the fathers chooses.
Control. That's what... "Women aren't allowed to be flirted except by me".
"Women aren't allowed to do anything except through my jurisdiction".
"They aren't allowed to have any male friends except me because I am the only one that must control her".
Simple... Back when, we call these people Himbos and Bimbos
@@Sylphraya not even that, they just want robot sex dolls that can cook and clean
Like the other guy said, it's about arranged marriage. But really, their end goal is for women to basically just be sex slaves and free maids/babysitters.
It all makes sense when you compare their societal ideals with those from 100-150 years ago...
Approach her father and offer several goats in trade
24:22 Misogyny: 90
Sexual Experience: -5
Cooking: Frequently burns pots of water.
Also Charisma: -1
Plus: Virgin over 9000
add:
Residence: Mom's Basement
Cleanliness: is worse than the US debt
vegeta what does the scouter say about his Virgin level
I fucking love it when Robin voices subreddits like these. His voice has so much rage and emotion that I haven’t heard before
He’s a favourite narrator definitely.
>"AI girlfriend"
>"European race"
Brother its an AI, she isnt any race.
They just mean fair complextion because on topnof being an incel they are also racist.
It's not even a she (unless it's like the boat thing), because a robot with enough sapience to have an actual gender wouldn't want to date someone like that.
And if that AI was actually intelligent enough to be a person and did identify as a woman, she would leave him.
And does virgin apply to AI?? How does that even work...?
@@CanyonALynnInexperienced with the horizontal mambo? Maybe?
Fun fact from a medieval history nerd: we actually have a couple suits of armor we know for sure were worn by women. And you know what the breast plates look like? They look like the breast plates men wore
As a straight man, I find it absolutely hilarious how high some of our standards are, meanwhile my two requirements are: female (doesn’t even have to be feminine we appreciate muscular women), not a terrible person.
This is literally the first comment I’ve made about being straight that hasn’t been met with homophobia or racism allegations, thank you for being respectful.
❤ I hope you find the best most compatible woman to adore you one day
Good standards. Add onto that, "treats me well." You deserve to find yourself someone that makes the effort :)
@MadAliceInWonderland agreed, but I feel it falls under the category of not being terrible
I once got told that I'm single because my standards are too high. My standards: the bare minimum of respect, affection and basic human decency
trying to not find a "not a terrible person" this day n age is hard enough 😂
My ideal partner
-has a pulse
-is human(very important)
-isnt homophobic
-isnt racist
-isnt a shit human being
-inhales oxygen
In this economy?! How could you be so demanding?!
Why does oxygen need to be breathed tho?
just remove the "isn't racist" and its pretty much the same
@@The_Goober_Gang amongus
Vampires: 😔💔
stuff like this is why i have rejected gender
women should do what? men should do what? i dont care im too busy being an actual person instead of someone's sterotype
That makes more sense than my autism making my brain go "why limit everything?".
REJECT GENDER
EMBRACE U N I Q U E
Reject gender. Embrace cute things with lots of spikes and chains!
I wouldn't say I've rejected the whole concept of gender, just decided that as a (cis) woman being relatively content with my boobs and vagene is all the validation of my gender I need, and that all the other associations that come with being a woman are entirely optional: I can participate in them obviously but not doing so doesn't make me any less a woman
But you don't have to bring your gender into deciding what hobbies you have man, it's called having a personality.
Around the 6 minute mark. "Make sure your girl isn't on birth control! But also give her birth control if her periods annoy you."
lol, exactly what popped in my head when that line came up. My God, they’re so fcking stupid.
Tbh, all of those "Men vs women!" shows have a tendency to be like: "Tiffany, 19 from accounting. Greg, 38, 5 times war veteran. *Who* can survive outside?!"
Yeah... I feel like the outcome would be different if it was Sarah the Park Ranger vs Dave the Indoorsy Gamer.
@@cursedalien It's not all of them. But a large amount of them have a clearly stacked deck.
Steve Austin's Broken Skull Challenge would like a word. Some women can pack just as big a punch as most men could. Like, if gender assimilation in athletics was a thing, women would come out on top a good bit of the time because they train just as hard, if not more, as a man does. Employers are required to award equal pay for either gender completing the same tasks, in the same environment, for the same amount of time. Why would athletics be any different?
Ideally, you'd find and pair them up fairly. Get Jeremiah and Terry, the veteran and the CFO, respectively. Linda and Bob, the bodybuilder and the artist.
I don't know what type of show this is referring to, but a war veteran would be much more likely to be homeless, an addict, or suffer from PTSD than a 19-year-old accountant.
Nobody's ok at this point.
You are basically everywhere
This is the real answer, right here.
@@Gecgecgecgecgec idk why but bro makes the most basic comments and gets 12387598231 likes
Relatable I'm sick
True
no human is okay at this point; reject Humanity, return to Crab.
Carcinisation gang
Honestly, would rather progress to octopus, but I see your point. Imagine having zero blindspots and being able to move through any crevices we can fit our beak through.
Crabs are the perfect species
@@MadAliceInWonderlandLiving as an octopus sucks, you have absolutely nothing to protect yourself from big scary fish
@@MadAliceInWonderland In like a Splatoon way? Absolutely.
I thought of putting cactuses around all my windows. Not to keep my kids in but because some creep in our neighborhood keeps creeping around houses.
good idea
@@m4rzwithst4rz thanks.
Omg?? Stay safe! This is why I have a personal protection dog, he’s the best
Depending on how motivated this creep is you might find all the cactae destroyed and removed, all it takes is a long hard stick, maybe a pair of gardening scissors or fireaxe for some extra sturdy ones. You might want to be extra creative and r/foundsatan with your minecraft base defenses.
@@chelsss12112 Thanks. I got my my boy Skags who's a Bully so I feel pretty safe but I'm for extra protection.
the "if my man started balding" part list looked like a witches brew
Because it kind of is. A bunch of random nonsense she uses because someone told her they have power.
it's the curse of the witch that can cause you the no of hair (vinesauce refren)
As someone from a family of witches, we do not claim her or her recipes for "preventing" hair loss
Bippity boppity boopity qald, make my husband become unbald!
it wont make you hair regrow but it will give you a brain that works like hers
6:00 love this guy making a guide like girlfriends are pets
Or like he's growing her like a potted plant like lmao
12:34 can't wait till my wife finds out I'm gay since she's got a masters degree. I never knew my sexual orientation was determined by my partner's education level
what elon actually wants :
**clank clank clank**
oil up them gears
*crunch*
YEOWCH
You give up a few things chasing a dream🦾
I love how men will relentlessly body shame women and treat them terribly but you mention that they don't live up to those standards they'll cry and shit themselves
I think you reversed the roles there, buddy. Men are so used to insults that compliments stick out to them.
@@Lunar-f1c i think you're mixing up issues here
@Lunar-f1c found the misogynistic idiot
The use of Lancer’s theme in the start was so needed to keep us from punching walls or rolling our eyes
5:11 colors have genders is the saddest thing ever, one time i visited my baby cousin (4 year old) and he genuinely told me blue was for boys, and girls couldn’t like blue, and his parents didn’t even intervene, they encouraged it 😔
my younger cousin said that I couldn’t have a minecraft blanket because it was green :p
@@cozmicck Blue and pink are universally used for gender reveal parties, and quite frankly, should stay that way. My IRL best friend's favorite color is purple, which is a more feminine color. Some sports teams use purple as their signature colors, like the Minnesota Vikings and ASU Devils.
Honestly! Like blue is my favorite color, and yet here I am. A girl.
11:29 my brother in crisis ITS CALLED SUPER LESBIAN RPG
I wonder if this game called SUPER LESBIAN RPG is woke, we better investigate with our Gay Goggles™!
@@deppojacob "mmm super lesbian rpg i wonder if it had any lesbians in it"💀
Mmmmh Super lesbian rpg...It might have lesbians in it but im not sure...
yeah, so? it's just a title
Reminder that this list also went into detail about futa hen ties on whether they were woke or not. It's a joke all the way through.
Not quite straight, not quite gay, somewhere in the middle but not okay all the same lol
realest sentence I've ever heard
spitting bars, honestly
EXACTLY
In this day and age, is anyone even remotely ok?
Bi and about to cry B)
As a straight person myself, I do not associate with those, and yet I'd like to formally apologize on straights' behalf for hurting your eyes in those posts for the 30 minutes of this video
Unfortunately this subreddit makes me wonder if I'm better off being single. I can confirm as a straight person I am not okay but I'm not this far gone, and I've left clear instructions to my friends to intervene if I ever get this far gone.
Do mind that only extreme cases get posted, and only the extremest of those get enough upvotes to end up in these videos. 99% of people are fine.
@Mobtrapper-hq8is that's really not the issue here, in fact, it's people like you that he's ashamed of, you know, quitting your favourite game because everyone who plays it are garbage human beings and an absolute embarrasment
@Mobtrapper-hq8isfucking what?
@Mobtrapper-hq8isdon’t be afraid to exist because other people exist and aren’t you. That’s like quitting doing the dishes because negative number of people.
What are your words change your words you’re speaking gibberish. Do better
This subreddit is a jab towards the lunatics out there and not to us. It's rather concerning that you even have a contingency plan if you happen to fell into that rabbit hole.
But I also salute you to the fact you realize that everyone can fall into this madness. I admit I didn't even had the balls to think of what would I be if I become one of these jackwads, let alone a contingency plan to counter it
Straight people when their toddler plays with another toddler of the opposite sex: “is that your boyfriend/girlfriend?!? Hold their hand, give them a kiss! It’s so cute!”
Straight people when they see a gay man in a cartoon: stop forcing sexuality on kids! 😭
I was on the train when I began to watch this video while my phone was muted. I turned the volume on just as he said "That woman is naked". I don't think anyone heard but my heart stopped for a second.
11:15 But this isnt woke? She did that... Thats why she got to be on our coinage for so long, thats why she's still a british historical icon today.
You think there is any logic to these people?
Fellas, is history woke?
@camharkness of course it is, why do you think they're always trying to rewrite it for school kids?
@@camharknesshistory is much gayer than you'd think. Ancient Greece.
@@ThingInTheHalland pirates. That was how I found out where the term “matey” came from.
as a straight person no I am not
I feel you
For different reason than the subreddit
ya know what's weird, am queer, but I too am not okay
So real
@@user-GreenGrapeGamer227 "what makes us human?" not being okay
People like this: "Anyone worthy of me should change everything about themselves to meet my expectations."
Also people like this: "Why does everyone hate me?"
Oh shit! I'm trans! I have body hair! I wonder when I had my correction as a baby? 🤔
No, but seriously, have they forgotten that humans are mammals and mammals have hair and fur?
They don't see women as human, duh.
they probably couldn’t define a mammal if you asked
@@stansb1938 floofy land dweller
Bisexual here, hi. I don't see why straight men are so worried about body hair on women. I know I'm in the minority here, but I honestly think it's pretty (in the same sense that "normal" head-hair is pretty). It's natural, it's a part of everyone, and most of all, there's nothing wrong with it.
Edit: Grammar
Real, I want to date a person not a doll
@@noobulon4334 Glad I'm not alone there. I'm kind of the same way with make up. If you like wearing it, then absolutely go ahead. I myself would wear makeup if I could afford it. But it's not like I'm going to think about someone differently if they don't wear it, it's still the same person.
Thanks for saying this. :) I'm a really insecure person, and this comment actually made me feel better about the fact that I'm pretty bad at shaving (somehow 💀) Also, I'm pansexual :D
@@Scarbonara_ I'm glad I could help :)
Our body grows hair in sensitive areas as an attempt to protect them
0:12 Forgot to add 'isn't human'.
He seems to be a racist, I say let him, he'll take himself out of the gene pool.
Furries:
Forgot to add 'boring'
I fucking hate the idea that birth control makes you unhealthy. My sister deals with cysts from PCOS that i only avodied because i was already om birth control. Its like how antidepressants also work for anxiety, adhd, etc. Wosrt named drug in my opinion
What should it's new name be, do you reckon?
Imo the name isnt the issue, because it does help control pregnancy. The issue is with men who think every woman’s purpose is simply to be an incubator, nothing else
@Roadent1241 Uterus Correction
@@byereality7492 simple and to the point indeed.
as a trans dude on birth control for mood regulation (we're talking the stereotypical, offensive portrayal of pms style moodswings), i consider it just another one of my psych meds, honestly
Guy at 7:31 on tampons. Heavy metals like arsenic and lead have been found in most popular tampon brands, but the studies done on them were unable to conclude whether the metals were able to leak into the body or bloodstream.
.......... Weren't people back then getting sick from being around walls painted with arsenic and lead?
Hey ! I'm an environmental scientist and I've read the studies that detected heavy metals in tampons. I'm also a woman who menstruates. The metals analyzed in the study were found to exist at "background" quantities - basically, an amount so tiny that it doesn't actually *do* anything. Your tampons are safe!
I know they meant “no past BF” but I like the implication that want a woman who doesn’t have a past of any form
she just appears out of thin air one day with no past but 10 years of cooking experience
What’s crazy is that I made this joke before finishing the video, where another post says the same thing exact much more on the nose
1:43 So the "ideal woman" wouldn't date this guy at all cause of the second reason too
Even with Robin’s fantastic and hilarious commentary, these posts are too painful for me to sit through 😭😭😭
“Ok” is a strong word…
"Ok" gotten really into deadlifts lately :/
I JUST MADE 2 GRILLED CHEESE AND I DROPPED THE PLATE
Rip 💔
You'll be glad to know I'm eating a delicious pizza
I'm so sorry 😢
are the grilled cheeses ok?
Press F to play respect
06:47 - "Salads aren't healthy" * proceeds to say sunscreen *bad* *
This is why I prefer my men fictional.
Oh my god right???? Lmao I'm very happy not having to deal with stuff like this thank you very much.
Hear me out in sebastian solace
@@LEVMS Hear me out, Gabriel Ultrakill
@@SomeBrazilianOmoriFan i hear you
24:36
Scanner stats:
Complaining - 89
Life Skills - 07
Disrespect- 99
Add "Virgin: 9001" for more accuracy
8:33
"Fellas, is it gay to care about your wife?"
We've done it, folks: *it is gay for men to be attracted to women.*
FELLAS. IS. IT. GAY. TO NOT BE GAY?
@@thatonewitch Yes, because women like men, and that's *gay* 😡
(/j)
24:43
hygiene: 5
head: 0
incel: OVER 9000!!!
lol 😂😂😂😂
Don’t let her take contraceptives, but if she has PMS, give her contraceptives.
😂😂😂😂
4:20 - As a 🌵 myself, I approve of planting my fellow Cacti around your property. We can be effective as a deterrent to prevent trespassers and intruders. (We can help you keep the things you want to keep inside while making sure the things you don't want in stay outside!)
And a friendly reminder from a friendly 🌵
Please make sure we get plenty of sun and do not over water us! 🤗🌵
6:25 doctors need to go to college, I just know this dude skipped high school.
5:26 ''Feed her beef liver weekly'' ''30 mins of sunlight daily'' ''Feed her cheese'' I think bro wants a dog not a girlfriend
Right?!😂🤪🙄 I got some bad news for him,she’s not gonna just let him do all that!
10:31 The fact this man even knows what the Colonel sanders dating sim is already says a lot about them- I think they're in a bit of ✨DENILE✨
7:50 I feel like the reason why Married With Children was funny was because you knew they genuinely did love each other and take of each other. All of their “I hate my spouse” was playful and the criticism they had for each other was about actually things and not just “I hate you”.
4:20 all good until you or them have to jump out the window to escape the fire
14:35 I am a cis woman who doesn't shave her legs. I'm disabled. It takes too much time and energy and I'm not gunna pay someone to wax them just to fit society.
7:30 why is this guy talking about his (potential) wife like she's actually a pet dog?
It's like he's playing a veeeery realistic dating sim
@lephalacat please tell me you're Not being misogynistic
"Get her off birth control"
"Give her progesterone in second half of cycle"
Wait until the OP finds out progesterone IS birth control.
They know. They just want to be able to make their "female pet" a baby maker while not dealing with the reality of a period.
It's extremely creepy.
"It is, but it's fine if I give it to her [because then It's me choosing for her, because I won't allow her to make her own choices about her body, and I'm allowed to contradict myself when her health inconveniences me]" would probably be their argument 🙄
Seriously, these people are the same that say women shouldn't work cuz "the man is the provider" and in the same breath demand that she better pays 50% of the living expenses on top of cleaning, washing and everything else.
I mean I can agree with "feed her cheese". Feed me cheese please.
11:43 this is actually like a good way to find actually good games, if the right hates it, i’m in
Trruuueeeee......
I love how they declare it "Woke" when it's called "Super Lesbian Animal RPG".
My brother in christ, what did you think it was going to be about?
Just because it has a good message doesn't mean it's a good game . . .
What's the name of the site?
Some of the games under “not woke” are also good but I did go through it giving myself a point for each game I loved that was deemed woke or slightly woke haha
3:48 what gets me about this one is that people act like all genz (I assume that's who she's "gotcha!"-ing at since conservatives have this weird love for wanting to verbally curb stomp genz at any given chance) was born in like 2005-2010 when that's literally the end half of genz. A shit ton of "woke" people are millennials, and they're all older than halo. Highly possible even the youngest of millennials were already playing the first halo when it came out if their parents weren't paying attention to what they were playing.
People born in 1997 are considered gen Z, and Halo came out in 2001, so there’s gen Z older than Halo, but yeah, millenials were woke first with their damn avocado toast and feminism (/s)
4:34 that's something added on after the screenshot was taken. This person takes screenshots of cishet men being awful to spread awareness/make fun of them on the internet, and she adds that disclaimer to every screenshot she posts
Love to see “you may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese” has infiltrated the alpha male community.
honestly if I was attracted to pieces of shit then I probably would be attracted to "alpha males" if they gave me a singular slice of cheese
6:20 I noted how this person is talking about a HUMAN woman like a dog. Grosses me tf out. :/
12:16 words of wisdom right there. Video games were made for entertainment. Play them in a way that makes you happy.
Apparently, ALL women were trans until King Gilette was invented. XD
Cis women don't have leg hair? Why the heck do those people think there's a whole aisle of razors marketed towards women at the grocery store?
12:48 Why tf does his food cost him 4k? Wtf?
Probably a discord manager
Fat
Mystery solved
This channel is gonna help me get through the next 4 years jeeez
Robin’s “HUHHH??? HUUUUUH?” is too accurate w these posts fr
7:19 no joke my mom ate a whole pack of velveta shells and cheese one night while she was pregnant with me-
Mood
13:44 Biologically, there would be no age to get 'married' at all, lol.
Would you mind elaborating please? I'm curious.
@@Roadent1241 They mean marriage is a social construct...
But one can use it metaphorically to refer to mating someone in order to reproduce, which is why they practice monogamy and polygamy ("gamy" is Greek for marriage)...
I mean, for survival, as soon as maturity occurs would be a good time to reproduce, but we are humans and not jungle animals anymore so maybe we should forget about biological bullshit when it comes to human constructs
@adrianblake8876 I see, thanks.
@@Roadent1241 You can technically get married at 13...doesn't make it morally right through.
For clarification I am completely against this, can't believe I might have to state this but here we are.
9:09 holy shit they just invented a new genre of eugenics..
10:54 I’ve seen the full official list these weirdos made and it’s astoundingly funny to me how they listed helldivers 2 as woke but listed all of the metro games as anti woke, in the metro series you literally kill fascists, like actual neos, but they also listed wolfenstein as woke because in that game series you also kill fascists
The hypocrisy is fucking hilarious
The name of the site?
@ it was a document, someone linked it on a Reddit post a while back but I haven’t had Reddit for months, if I do manage to find it I will link it here
I really enjoy how they actually used LGBT+ (not updated to QIA, but still) instead of just "gay" or something similar. Like, they made it more, not professional, but more clinical almost and even added the + considering many in that crowd complain about how many letters are used.
They can’t play minecraft either!
24:29 the literal audacity to put Bardock as the image
If it wasn't for the whole PTO-sponsored Saiyan-driven genocides he had to participate in, Bardock would be nothing but a wholesome wife-loving family man.
11:38 we can't even exist in a game without it being called woke 😭
9:02 hell nah dude we got fuckin height eugenics now 😭😭
11:14 Ya know why? CAUSE THE REAL BOUDICCA WAS!
For anyone curious, look up the Boudicca Destruction Horizon. So enraged was she by the voilence that was done (by men, unsurprisingly) to her and her two daughters, that she burned so many cities to the ground there is a permanent scar on the earth. Found in archealogical digs, it's physical evidence of one of the most righteous and bloodthirsty revenge campaigns in history.
(Posting this comment multiple times in hopes that TH-cam Censorship will not infringe on my right to speak.)
For anyone curious, look up the Boudicca Destruction Horizon. So enraged was she by the voilence that was done (by men, unsurprisingly) to her and her two daughters, that she burned so many cities to the ground there is a permanent scar on the earth. Found in archealogical digs, it's physical evidence of one of the most righteous and bloodthirsty revenge campaigns in history.
(Posting this comment multiple times in hopes that TH-cam Censorship will not infringe on my right to speak.)
For anyone curious, look up the Boudicca Destruction Horizon. So enraged was she by the voilence that was done (by men, unsurprisingly) to her and her two daughters, that she burned so many cities to the ground there is a permanent scar on the earth. Found in archealogical digs, it's physical evidence of one of the most righteous and bloodthirsty revenge campaigns in history.
(Posting this comment multiple times in hopes that TH-cam Censorship will not infringe on my right to speak.)
My favorite part about 3:16 is that if you actually look at the CE model from anything angle other than straight-on, you'd see it too has a pretty pronounced chest and thighs. Almost like those places are the most vital places to protect and thus have the thickest armor.
It was a few days ago when my aunt told me my Mom had to squeeze my Dad's ass just to get him to smile in the fucking wedding photos.
7:13 "Feed her cheese and beef"
I may not be a woman, but I'm ready to be this man's wife
The scanner just starts blaring "Posts Incel Shit Unironically" like the goddamn purge siren.
30:21 These replies are always some incel pretending to be a woman. Reminds of Reddit and all the people who claim, "this happened to me, but worse" to justify their shitty takes.
As someone who played Super Lesbian Animal RPG, it’s a very cute game and I recommend it
I wish proper love toward the self and others was taught more often. It seems it isn't and that most people have to learn through grueling trial and error. Some never learn, and this is the result.
I like this comment and the what you’ve said
Well the new world clearly doesn't care about self care and love, it's simply survival for everyone. They could teach us alot of important things whether in school or home, but they don't. They care more about money and all the useless things.
11:22 SLARPG is absolutely peak, you need to play it if you're gay or an ally and love games like Undertale, please! You will not regret it
Dang it, I have no way to play it
I agree 110% genuinely one of the best games I've played
Honestly the best part of that post was checking out new games to play. "Woke" my ass, I think they look dope.
HOW THE HELL IS A ROBOT GONNA BE "EUROPEAN RACE"??? I’m so concerned
6:30 i actually take progerone to help with my cycle and it helps a lot but uhh it was prescribed by a doctor
allow me to fix all the points at 7:25
-respect the fact that she's on birth control & let her track her own cycle
-dont know what the hell that's about
-tampons are already sterile items
-don't force her to eat beef liver
-don't tell her what she can and cannot eat
-let her pick the vitamins she takes
-don't force her to take fertility supplements (they can cause negative side effects)
-allow her to use whatever she chooses on her skin
-stop with the damn fertility supplements, it makes you seem like a pervert
-there's a reason gynecologists exist
-DO NOT THROW AWAY A WOMAN'S BRAS OR UNDERWEAR. you will get hurt.
-why
-allow her to use skin protection
-shampoo and conditioner are designed for all hair types, they aren't "toxic" (but definitely don't put raw eggs or olive oil in your hair)
-filters are actually a really good idea
-some women are lactose intolerant, some don't like cheese, and some are vegan
-you can't "save her"; you'll ruin things for her
i think the original poster dropped their brain somewhere. either that or they're talking about a dog, which is equally concerning
there are some tampons that have lead in them actually. otherwise agreed
Some brands of sunscreen aren't very good for you also. Just be sure to check the ingredients. You can also make sunscreen at home. My mom does and it works perfectly on both of us, even with having very light and sensitive skin. There's apps for making sure your body care products are safe!
The PS5 controller guy sounds like the little boy I overheard at my local McDonald's say "I don't want the girl toy!" Then started crying uncontrollably.
19:38
me living in australia where june is winter.. and yet it’s still hot 😂
The subreddit name is hilarious
Hi, straight here... I can confirm we need some help
14:23 I’ve always found this argument so stupid. Like no shit??? Everyone has hair??? I’m afab and I have hairy ass legs and I flaunt them bc I love them, and I live in a very conservative part of Texas and the men get so offended over my body hair. It’s not even their business but they get so weirdly mad about it (and my pit hair) because “women shouldn’t have hair except on their heads” (btw I’m not even a woman I’m nonbinary)
The parentheses at the end are irrelevant to them, if they perceive you as a woman they will treat you as a woman
@ I know, and it’s so annoying 😔 so ready to get outta Texas after I graduate college
15:17 the song 'I'm my own grandpa' will give you a brief description of what can happen with incest-
That's not even possible with incest. That would mean you f*** you grandmother, then she gives birth to someone who would end up being one of your parents who would later on f*** someone else who would in turn, one of them would be pregnant and give birth to you, someone who has already been given birth to. How do you give birth to someone already existing?
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't one of the funniest parts about that song that there ISN'T incest in it?
@ yeah thats true, but the point im trying to make (which i should have made clearer, i apologise) is that things can just get so damn confusing
@ yeah
My stats:
Masculinity: -763/100
Intelligence: 84/100
Neurodivergence: 658/100
I've seen that 'Is the Game Woke' site/list and I laughed so much. Imagine playing through an entire game just to hate on it. Like what the hell? Imagine the MONEY they've wasted.
I bet these are the same idiots that yelled at people to 'go make your own games' when some complained about the lack of inclusivity, and now that we HAVE, they're all up in arms again. Like, the games aren't for YOU. They're for US. Go away
My favorite part of that List was My Singging monsters because of there new Day of the Dead update.
Because the mariachi skeleton is apparently DEI
9:19 edna mode ‘what are you talking about???’
21:28 that caught me so offguard omg