non political twitter on november 5th, absolutely the best video to escape current politics in this day edit: before ANYONE starts it, I prohibit deeply speaking about politics and like detailed stuff on the replies, I am dead and tired of arguments coming up from the discussions
@@wsad001 Kind of ironic but I am not from the us lmao, everyone keeps talking about them here and the local radio station hosts are the ones who are constantly keeping up with the stuff going on there
8:41 I feel like it's my duty to confirm this. no insult hits quite as hard as it does when you add 'you absolute-' to it. sometimes, 'you absolute-!' is an insult by itself, because cutting it off implies you're either in polite company or you're so mad you can't finish it.
The ant and Trix thing is actually because dead ants secrete a chemical that the live ants know means they're dead and should be moved to the "dead ant area" (Amusingly tested by spraying a live ant with it and the other ants kept moving it to the graveyard until it cleaned itself off) But it's similar to a compound in the artificial fruit flavoring. (I forget which kind of acid, it's not citrus but another one.) So not necessarily because Trix is bad for you but blundered on a lil quirk of ant pheromones. They were just "oh I guess the dead ant area is up here now"
@@moosekababsMakes more sense than malic acid. Malic acid is used in extremely sour things (like warheads candy) and doean't sound appetizing for a cereal.
7:36 This would actually be a cool thing if it was toggleable. Sure, let me see the whole map when I'm planning a very specific trip or whatever, but show me where I've never been when I'm in the mood for some Urban Exploration.
Honestly, yeah. I’d get out more to fill out my map. And I’d know which part’s of town I am yet to explore. Plus it would be cool to see everyone else’s. Like when somebody says “I’ve been all over the world” they can pull out their map and show you
I can't wait until i am old enough to be in a seniors home and have a group of grade 5 students come in and play "Welcome to the Jungle " or "Insane in the Membrane" on ukuleles.
The cartoons one made me think of something my mum witnessed. My uncle, father’s brother, lost control of the water hose and it flailed about wildly as he desperately tried to catch it, drenching him in the process. My mum just stood there grinning at the sight, overjoyed. She said to me she “couldn’t just ruin such a gift.”
4:12 one time on the bus in highschool, the bus braked real hard, and a girl's chest was thrust into my face like an ecchi anime. It didn't hurt for... Consistency reasons, though, so I just laughed it off when she apologized. "it's fine, you couldn't have predicted the brakes" and whatnot. I was surprisingly NOT turned on by it, despite being 17 or so at the time. it was just a funny scene I hardly believed happened.
I’m scared of the future of America and I have a final essay due in two days so thank you so much for this 🙏 Edit: I’m scared for America even more but the finals looking great so 1/2 ain’t bad I guess- and I do not stand for political comments in my replies
5:27 thick, long hair takes a HELL of a long time to go through the routine of washing properly. Reason I wash it only once a week. It is a genuine hassle to get my hair all properly clean. And ofc I gotta wash the rest of myself too. Not just my hair.
My hair isn't even long anymore, just down to my shoulders now, but it's pretty thick and the shampoo I use sticks around like nothing else. Need some time to wash it out or else my hair is both crunchy and greasy lol
I had moldy pasta like that once. Was making dinner at my moms house and it was almost ready, when my step-dad had a heart attack. Turned them off, but didn't have the time or thought to throw then out. He was in the hospital for like 9 days, and mom stayed there with him. I picked them up and drove them home, and that's what we found on the stove. Didn't *_EAT_* the pasta, but yeah, it was there.
@0:50 My city had a wicked bad hailstorm a few months ago. Was working at the airport when it rolled in and watching it blow throw and destroy everything in it's wake was kind of scary. Car windshields and mirrors smashed to bits, the storm drainage in the parking garages were so overwhelmed they actually burst, flooding in the building EVERYWHERE, people with pretty severe injuries, 10% of one airline's fleet was too badly damaged to fly for weeks. One terminal was so badly damaged and flooded all the way down to the sub-basement, it's completely shut down and will be for at least another year and a half. and it wasn't even the morning-star-bash-your-skull-in-medieval-style hail.
That one about driving is so accurate to me 🤣🤣🤣. Literally just last week was driving my girlfriend to her job as she broke her foot dancing with her friends, she was talking to me about a coworker being completely awful and unbearably mean "how do I deal with someone like that?". I said "what's worked for me so far is to ignore it and go about your day, if you can get away with it. It might be easier to just avoid them for awhile. You never know what someone is going through, therefore it's always best to give people the benefit of the doubt. Especially if you're ill equipped, or unable to get through to them. Always better to avoid helping wrong and hurting the situation, than to jump in and make their situation worse and possibly get hurt yourself" she asked where her boyfriend went because the guy she knows is almost heartless and incapable of thinking about how others feel Then this tiny little, barely 2 seater, no crumple zone ass car darts in front of me and slams on the brakes. I slammed on my brakes (retired crown vic. Amazing at everything except stopping in very short distances) and I was like "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A SEMI, DO YOU KNOW HOW AWFUL INSURANCE IS WITHOUT A WREAK??? 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬" and she busted out laughing, only thing keeping her from being a puddle on the ground was her seat belt. After awhile she was able to speak and was like "never know what someone is going through, better to avoid the situation than make it worse? 🤣🤣🤣🤣" Longest light of my life, and I laid on my horn the whole light, ram bar on the front of my car couldn't have been more than 2 inches from the back of their little shit box. After it turned green and they turned from the middle, non turning lane, I was like "hope you went dead asshole 🤬"
7:46 If it's AI, then how come the bricks are straight and the curve of the window makes sense? I hate to say this, but someone actually made and rendered this out. Edit: Turns out AI is getting better and now I'm scared.
@@hypardt9525 I think the better evidence is the bricks with distortion on the lines, like the one in the top right. And Mario’s model is weird, his nose is high-poly while his shoes are low poly, and his eyes are very sharp while his suit buttons aren’t. It does just feel off.
To answer that last question, Zoom most likely has it because they are a corporation. To have a corporation, there needs to be a physical location and address. They made shit loads of money and want to flex it, thus the big ass building. The address shows it's not the only business with that address, so likely they own the building, but rent out space to other businesses
I'm only passingly familiar with MCR but the revelation that it is in fact a side hustle for a dude who's true passion is comic books is so hilariously wonderful to me.
1:40, Very good point to respond with. 3:01, Alt+130. My Mom and I are fans of a Native music group who have it in their name, so I have it memorized due to her asking me many times. 5:20, I think about what I want to work on that day. 5:35, Probably why I've only heard "Bike path" from those I know. 9:15, There are expectations when driving. If they can't meet them, why are they driving? 9:56, Not everything is obvious when the conveying medium is text. Emphasis on specific words, where commas are, even the wording itself can change it. News outlets are a good example. 10:16, I wouldn't even be mad, I'd get some pictures at the very least.
I did a bit of digging about the "Macaroni Rascals" thing, but there's a little more to it. It's actually called "Macaroni Yarou no Nyuujyaajii Rifu", which translates to "Macaroni Rascals of New Jersey Life". The "Yayrou" can also be translated as "villain" or "scoundrel".
5:24 Wait, it isn't normal to not want to shower, then eventually take a shower and then not being able to convince yourself to stop showering?! Now I feel even more bad when it happens and I spend way too much time showering
Sydney Goer here, That is a piss small hailstone. A couple years back there was a hailstorm that produced hailstones that were around 15cm in diameter. They would barely fit in your hand and it destroyed billions in damages. I kept one in the freezer for ages, fucker took up about 1/6 of the freezer
5:24 I can complete the plot of the story that I am planning to write when I was in shower, but I always forgot to write it after showering. Showers bring up the coolest ideas that I couldn't think even if I had coffee.
Sometimes I shower for multiple hours. It really helps with stomach-pain. I have it on "burning hot" until my circulatory-system is about to collapse, then I turn it to ice-cold.
Ok but that student email is a mood tho. I once asked my professor if 1990’s was still relevant research considering it was almost 40 years ago. Wild to think about
3:08 I mean you can just use the key next to backspace, it writes the little sign only after clicking twice and if you click it once and then a letter that has that variant it will put it over said letter, like this é, á, ó, ú, ý, it works with many of those buttons next to enter, like â, ã, ä, it's quite nice really. On Mac's you can just hold the button and it'll give you every variant of that letter.
right handed people use the right page because it is more stable because of the papers beneath it but also if you write on the left side you affect the spine of the notebook in its ability to easily close the notebook like the elasticity of the closing mechanism gets more worn if you write on the left side
1:03 Koalas are very uncommon unless you go to a zoo and even then they don’t normally hurt humans or even go close to them in anyway- a lot of the ones I’ve seen are either in a koala hospital thingy or dead from being run over
i was too young to realize this at the time, but i make sure to educate every child i can "if a teacher ever tells you that you cant go to the restroom, then stand in the corner and just pee on the floor. i promise you, you wont get in trouble nearly as much as the teacher will"
4:04 I do this, the thing is most likely you will never be in that room again for the rest of your life. Even if you book at the same hotel it’s probably a different room. So you’ve gotta say goodbye!! I mean it’s never gonna see you again.
5:20 I may or may not have an hour long playlist of Hermitcraft songs made by Gideon and I can't help but sing every single one ;w; Does WONDERS for my vocal cords though! Apparently my friends all collectively agree that I'm one of the best singers out of our enormous friend group 8:42 Not british, but can 100% confirm this 😂 Again- I'm a Hermitcraft girlie (have been since 2018) and a lot of the members on there are british, because I've been in the fandom for so long I just know all of their speaking cadences, and the british insults have definitely rubbed off on me lol 11:29 SIR SLAB?! (fellow Etho girlies, where you at lol?)
not only is this ironic due to it being election night, it's also ironic since the 5th of november in the UK is when guido fawkes tried to blow up parliament (and sadly failed) lots of years ago (its at least 100 years ago but i forgot the exact date)
The phone does not contain all the information of the world. It can scry that information provided you can perform the correct incantations to establish a spiritual link and even then, you need to know the correct runes (in the correct order!) to locate that information.
5:21 It's called having thick 3ft long hair. In case you're curious, it normally goes like this. Wash hair, wash body, condition hair, brush teeth, wash body again while rinsing out conditioner. Usually takes me more like 20 minutes though.
5:23 Why do I sometimes take so long in the shower? It may be because I either; like the feel of the water; or want to escape from reality and pretend I'm a performer on a stage while it's raining
Okay but FOR REAL, kids having to ask to go to the bathroom is so weird??? I used to teach dance, and at the beginning of every year, I always told my students starting at age ~7 that if they needed to use the restroom, to just wait until I was done talking (unless it's an emergency), let me know they were going, and then just go. I need to know where you are, but I'm not gonna say NO 💀 it's called bodily autonomy. And also, cleaning up pee and poop is not in my job description!! On the rare occasions that I worked with littles, they usually knew the sign language letter "t" for toilet, which honestly? Best system. Not disruptive, quick and easily understood, very easy to acknowledge without being derailed. Petition to bring the "t" back for all ages 😂
Love that this is up on election night. Thank you.
Love the profile pic and name
I voted early
imagine voting lol couldn’t be me
kilometr
As someone who isn't Doug rattman, autism.
non political twitter on november 5th, absolutely the best video to escape current politics in this day
edit: before ANYONE starts it, I prohibit deeply speaking about politics and like detailed stuff on the replies, I am dead and tired of arguments coming up from the discussions
Yes
Yup
how are you doing there in the great US of A ??? Asking from Europe.
@@wsad001 Kind of ironic but I am not from the us lmao, everyone keeps talking about them here and the local radio station hosts are the ones who are constantly keeping up with the stuff going on there
@@wsad001 *laughs uncomfortably*
I'm concerned for my right to live
11:21 A slur for robots already exists, it's called CLANKER!
Threat: silence meatbag
@arthas640 Response: I don't negotiate with clankers.
@thehumanvocoder3079 _violence ensues_
Damn Clankers, they started this war I was created for... how dare they
I think I saw a bolt licker
8:41 I feel like it's my duty to confirm this. no insult hits quite as hard as it does when you add 'you absolute-' to it. sometimes, 'you absolute-!' is an insult by itself, because cutting it off implies you're either in polite company or you're so mad you can't finish it.
calling someone a melt is nowhere near as funny as “YOU ABSOLUTE MELT.”
@@L-ghtlessSky you absolute nonce
Gordon Ramsey be like "You absolute donut/donkey!" xD
It's even better if, when you cut off the insult, you just let out an exasperated sigh or groan. "You absolute... ugh..."
You absolute burnt piece of toast!
8:20 there two outcomes of "I love u bro"
1. They actually care you
2. You know the rest
_cheek clapping_
@@arthas640 ohhhhh nooooo uhhhhhh
@@goggles_vrgt brain stew time!
@@arthas640oh so they're both good outcomes
@@JapanimatorGD i meant it as a step 3. Like "i love you bro" [he actually cares about you] and the "you know the rest part" meaning "they had sex"
The ant and Trix thing is actually because dead ants secrete a chemical that the live ants know means they're dead and should be moved to the "dead ant area" (Amusingly tested by spraying a live ant with it and the other ants kept moving it to the graveyard until it cleaned itself off) But it's similar to a compound in the artificial fruit flavoring. (I forget which kind of acid, it's not citrus but another one.)
So not necessarily because Trix is bad for you but blundered on a lil quirk of ant pheromones. They were just "oh I guess the dead ant area is up here now"
i always wondered what caused this, thank you!!!
That was an explanation I wasn't expecting. Thank you!
i think the specific type is malic acid, although i may be wrong.
its oleic acid!
@@moosekababsMakes more sense than malic acid. Malic acid is used in extremely sour things (like warheads candy) and doean't sound appetizing for a cereal.
the slur for those robots is 100% going to be "clanker"
How long ago did you make your account man
@big_foot3814 fuckkk like 11 years💀💀 I keep putting off changing my pfp and user
@@SkysTh3Limit i liked it ngl
@@big_foot3814 NAHH part the name or the pfp my 11 year old cousin made💀
@@SkysTh3Limit the pfp man
7:36 This would actually be a cool thing if it was toggleable. Sure, let me see the whole map when I'm planning a very specific trip or whatever, but show me where I've never been when I'm in the mood for some Urban Exploration.
Honestly, yeah. I’d get out more to fill out my map. And I’d know which part’s of town I am yet to explore. Plus it would be cool to see everyone else’s. Like when somebody says “I’ve been all over the world” they can pull out their map and show you
In Pikmin bloom the map is like that
Is that the smoke war
I love how the "british incels" post still inserted the dollar sign before 76k quid lmao
Q is the only letter with a monogamous relationship. Putting it anywhere besides next to u just feels wrong.
0:26 it's actually "jersey shore: macaroni rascal's new jersey life"
That makes even less sense! 😂
12:57
It means Trix smells more like dead ants than actual dead ants do
Does this mean I can sprinkle Trix outside my house as ant repellent while simultaneously pleasing the fae?
@@Saasanno! it means they will begin to pile corpses outside of your house 🥰
I can't wait until i am old enough to be in a seniors home and have a group of grade 5 students come in and play "Welcome to the Jungle " or "Insane in the Membrane" on ukuleles.
9:45 new lunchly just dropped
he likes his pasta moldy, bro
1:27 Maybe even out of holy ratrimony
Did you also see that on Tumblr?!
@StopSign692 Nope, saw it in some other video
I’m using ratrimony about Bek and Eloise..
The cartoons one made me think of something my mum witnessed. My uncle, father’s brother, lost control of the water hose and it flailed about wildly as he desperately tried to catch it, drenching him in the process. My mum just stood there grinning at the sight, overjoyed. She said to me she “couldn’t just ruin such a gift.”
5:24 I have a Mohawk, that uses a ton of hairspray, I spend almost all of that time trying to wash out the hairspray
Just use gorilla glue like mousse
@ nah I always heard PVA was the trick from the old punkers I chill with, holds damn well apparently
0:51. The bottom right image looks like a spikey white version of "Solosis" from Pokemon.
Looks more like milcery and Snoms love child to me
A Snom seen from above.
regional form lol
ehhhh…
well this is an ironic upload
Agreed
i think its intentional
100% intentional, and I am here for it
It’s intentional, most people are worried about politics during this time so this was supposed to be lighthearted
4:12 one time on the bus in highschool, the bus braked real hard, and a girl's chest was thrust into my face like an ecchi anime. It didn't hurt for... Consistency reasons, though, so I just laughed it off when she apologized. "it's fine, you couldn't have predicted the brakes" and whatnot. I was surprisingly NOT turned on by it, despite being 17 or so at the time. it was just a funny scene I hardly believed happened.
Lucky..
My dumbass would've said "Thank you-- I mean, don't worry about it"
I can see why it happened to you and not... some unmentionables
Lucky bastard
during this time of politics I'm glad to have an escape its so annoying to hear it so much
It is also devastating to accidentally think about.
10:56 I have literally said those exact words to my mom, she then laughs at me
Robot slur?
Toaster
Clanker.
Bot.
Sand brain.
Gear-head.
Daemon (pronounced demon)
Malumaton (malum [evil] + automoton)
I’m scared of the future of America and I have a final essay due in two days so thank you so much for this 🙏
Edit: I’m scared for America even more but the finals looking great so 1/2 ain’t bad I guess- and I do not stand for political comments in my replies
But seriously I love my English teacher he just really doesn’t read the room well lmao
Hope it goes well < 3
Just remember that any good the winning party does will be undone the next time the other one wins! :D
@@Voidi-Voidunfortunately probably so
Dont worry the civil war when the wrong incoherent idiot loses the election will delay your class
THE ALLIGATOR STOLE MY RUM AGAIN
Why is the rum always gone?
5:27 thick, long hair takes a HELL of a long time to go through the routine of washing properly. Reason I wash it only once a week. It is a genuine hassle to get my hair all properly clean. And ofc I gotta wash the rest of myself too. Not just my hair.
My hair isn't even long anymore, just down to my shoulders now, but it's pretty thick and the shampoo I use sticks around like nothing else. Need some time to wash it out or else my hair is both crunchy and greasy lol
nonpoliticaltwitter
looks inside
talking about landlords, an issue that is based directly in class structure
0:15 hey those are the same shoes I wear!
perhaps,that kid was you
@ perhaps…
Glad you got out safe
@@Pepper_floof_derg how do you know I got out?
Lucky you get reception down there
This is the perfect video to watch while I'm having a panic attack on the bathroom floor over the election
Don’t worry, everything is gonna be okay < 3
I’m from the UK, and I’m also worried
Plz treat yourself to a tub of ice cream and a few videos of older stuff that makes you laugh. Self care is very important.
Not sure if a TH-cam comment will help, but stay strong! You can make it through!
😔
🙏
You and me both! If only Ben & Jerry's made a flavor like 'Xanax Panic'! hahahaha!
I had moldy pasta like that once.
Was making dinner at my moms house and it was almost ready, when my step-dad had a heart attack. Turned them off, but didn't have the time or thought to throw then out. He was in the hospital for like 9 days, and mom stayed there with him. I picked them up and drove them home, and that's what we found on the stove.
Didn't *_EAT_* the pasta, but yeah, it was there.
1:01
People don't live in Australia-they _survive_ in Australia.
@0:50
My city had a wicked bad hailstorm a few months ago. Was working at the airport when it rolled in and watching it blow throw and destroy everything in it's wake was kind of scary. Car windshields and mirrors smashed to bits, the storm drainage in the parking garages were so overwhelmed they actually burst, flooding in the building EVERYWHERE, people with pretty severe injuries, 10% of one airline's fleet was too badly damaged to fly for weeks. One terminal was so badly damaged and flooded all the way down to the sub-basement, it's completely shut down and will be for at least another year and a half.
and it wasn't even the morning-star-bash-your-skull-in-medieval-style hail.
A few months ago my town had a flooding which hardly happens
8:45 YOU ABSOLUTE CEILING FAN
i am quite a big fan of ceilings
I am quite a big ceiling of fans
I am quite a ceiling of big fans
I am quite a ceiling big of fans.
I am quite a fan of big ceillings
That one about driving is so accurate to me 🤣🤣🤣. Literally just last week was driving my girlfriend to her job as she broke her foot dancing with her friends, she was talking to me about a coworker being completely awful and unbearably mean "how do I deal with someone like that?". I said "what's worked for me so far is to ignore it and go about your day, if you can get away with it. It might be easier to just avoid them for awhile. You never know what someone is going through, therefore it's always best to give people the benefit of the doubt. Especially if you're ill equipped, or unable to get through to them. Always better to avoid helping wrong and hurting the situation, than to jump in and make their situation worse and possibly get hurt yourself" she asked where her boyfriend went because the guy she knows is almost heartless and incapable of thinking about how others feel
Then this tiny little, barely 2 seater, no crumple zone ass car darts in front of me and slams on the brakes. I slammed on my brakes (retired crown vic. Amazing at everything except stopping in very short distances) and I was like "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A SEMI, DO YOU KNOW HOW AWFUL INSURANCE IS WITHOUT A WREAK??? 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬" and she busted out laughing, only thing keeping her from being a puddle on the ground was her seat belt. After awhile she was able to speak and was like "never know what someone is going through, better to avoid the situation than make it worse? 🤣🤣🤣🤣" Longest light of my life, and I laid on my horn the whole light, ram bar on the front of my car couldn't have been more than 2 inches from the back of their little shit box. After it turned green and they turned from the middle, non turning lane, I was like "hope you went dead asshole 🤬"
Since it's presidential elections in the USA today, is it the best or worst day for a non-political Twitter? Asking for a friend
Both
Best, we need a distraction
Best.
The best! A relief from the politicking.😅😊
best, it takes a while for votes to get counted so were all freaking out the entire time
2:18 "Vietmanese" 🥹
11:22 Clankers
That was my first thought on reading that one
Hey now, don’t stereotype. Battle Droids aren’t even as bad as them, you racist!
7:46 If it's AI, then how come the bricks are straight and the curve of the window makes sense? I hate to say this, but someone actually made and rendered this out.
Edit: Turns out AI is getting better and now I'm scared.
If it's not AI, then how come the top of the chair is all blobby and doesn't connect?
@@archie_deane Sorry to say but that's just how old game renders looked
@@hypardt9525 I think the better evidence is the bricks with distortion on the lines, like the one in the top right. And Mario’s model is weird, his nose is high-poly while his shoes are low poly, and his eyes are very sharp while his suit buttons aren’t. It does just feel off.
@@midnight4685 also Princess peach is missing a leg.
@ that sounds more like a poor model made by a non professional issue than it being ai
10:04 I did not need to be called out like this, especially at this hour!
To answer that last question, Zoom most likely has it because they are a corporation. To have a corporation, there needs to be a physical location and address. They made shit loads of money and want to flex it, thus the big ass building. The address shows it's not the only business with that address, so likely they own the building, but rent out space to other businesses
as a british person, "you absolute" also comes before compliments
you absolute legend
you absolute diamond
you absolute beaut
1:36 tell him he's grammatically incorrect.
The correct way of asking that question is "i'm spaghetto?"
macaroni rascals 😎
5:27 i havo no idea, i literally try to clean less so i take less but every single time i take at least 30 mins, it's like time goes faster there idk
Needed this, very stressful night for me
I really gotta get out of this country
3:08 I personally use the Win + Period keyboard shortcut if the admin wasn't so much of a jerk as to disable it.
You just changed my life!
nice find
so much hidden ability within our computers that could help us out if only we knew
I'm only passingly familiar with MCR but the revelation that it is in fact a side hustle for a dude who's true passion is comic books is so hilariously wonderful to me.
11:23 I call all robots that replace humans in a job "beep booping dipshits"
4:18 The brokest I've been, I had sleep for dinner xD
MCR MENTIONED GERARD WAY MENTIONED 8:00
I looked down and I'm actually wearing a MCR tshirt lol
LITERALLY MY REACTION LMAO I LOVE GERARD WAY SMMMM IM WEARING AN MCR HOODIE RN 🔥🗣🦾
1:45 as someone who's been to that area several times to study ocean birds, mostly drinking and sheep.
1:40, Very good point to respond with.
3:01, Alt+130. My Mom and I are fans of a Native music group who have it in their name, so I have it memorized due to her asking me many times.
5:20, I think about what I want to work on that day.
5:35, Probably why I've only heard "Bike path" from those I know.
9:15, There are expectations when driving. If they can't meet them, why are they driving?
9:56, Not everything is obvious when the conveying medium is text. Emphasis on specific words, where commas are, even the wording itself can change it. News outlets are a good example.
10:16, I wouldn't even be mad, I'd get some pictures at the very least.
I did a bit of digging about the "Macaroni Rascals" thing, but there's a little more to it. It's actually called "Macaroni Yarou no Nyuujyaajii Rifu", which translates to "Macaroni Rascals of New Jersey Life". The "Yayrou" can also be translated as "villain" or "scoundrel".
9:52
Zach: calling pasta noodles
All the Italians: gong bat shit cazy 😂🤣
5:24 Wait, it isn't normal to not want to shower, then eventually take a shower and then not being able to convince yourself to stop showering?! Now I feel even more bad when it happens and I spend way too much time showering
6:29 the ice broke really fast and now they have something to laugh about
Sydney Goer here, That is a piss small hailstone. A couple years back there was a hailstorm that produced hailstones that were around 15cm in diameter. They would barely fit in your hand and it destroyed billions in damages. I kept one in the freezer for ages, fucker took up about 1/6 of the freezer
5:24 I can complete the plot of the story that I am planning to write when I was in shower, but I always forgot to write it after showering. Showers bring up the coolest ideas that I couldn't think even if I had coffee.
5:04 in Germany the Cookie Monster is called „Das Krümel Monster“ wich translates to „the crumble monster“ and I think that’s very accurate.
Sometimes I shower for multiple hours. It really helps with stomach-pain. I have it on "burning hot" until my circulatory-system is about to collapse, then I turn it to ice-cold.
btw, é is Alt+130 on Windows, for anyone wondering.
4:52 dude it's alread started; synphony by zara larssoon is playing on a paracetamol commercial where I'm from
thanks for uploading nice videos like this, it made my night a lot happier
8:49 as a british person, can confirm literally ANY noun works on british insults
5:30 it helps warm the frozen trash fire that is my soul
emkay knew what we needed 🙏🏻🙏🏻
5:26
the irony of a Shark asking that question is amazing...
9:53 it's not JUST the noodles, the pan also HAS MOLD ON IT
Ok but that student email is a mood tho. I once asked my professor if 1990’s was still relevant research considering it was almost 40 years ago. Wild to think about
3:08 I mean you can just use the key next to backspace, it writes the little sign only after clicking twice and if you click it once and then a letter that has that variant it will put it over said letter, like this é, á, ó, ú, ý, it works with many of those buttons next to enter, like â, ã, ä, it's quite nice really.
On Mac's you can just hold the button and it'll give you every variant of that letter.
3:10 ITS PRONOUNCED "EH"
no, the name of the letter is "e acute"
@@archie_deane Does that means this (è) is "e grave"?
@@OctyabrAprelya yes
So pokèmon is pokEHmon????
@@Aik-z9vPocket monsters, so yes
as a british person can confirm
you absolute rubber duck is at BARE minimum a B tier insult
12:51, YOU FOOL, THAT'S A POLITICAL ACCOUNT
11:10 "I'm also left handed" one of us. One of us. ONE OF US!
One of us. ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
but i'm right handed and i use the right page?
right handed people use the right page because it is more stable because of the papers beneath it
but also
if you write on the left side you affect the spine of the notebook in its ability to easily close the notebook
like the elasticity of the closing mechanism gets more worn if you write on the left side
I am British and can confirm that is how we come up with our insults
1:03 Koalas are very uncommon unless you go to a zoo and even then they don’t normally hurt humans or even go close to them in anyway- a lot of the ones I’ve seen are either in a koala hospital thingy or dead from being run over
My favorite reddit content.
Stuff from other platforms.
Landlords is about as political as it gets
still want you to leave a "tip" and take your deposit after you made the place cleaner
i was too young to realize this at the time, but i make sure to educate every child i can "if a teacher ever tells you that you cant go to the restroom, then stand in the corner and just pee on the floor. i promise you, you wont get in trouble nearly as much as the teacher will"
4:04 I do this, the thing is most likely you will never be in that room again for the rest of your life. Even if you book at the same hotel it’s probably a different room. So you’ve gotta say goodbye!! I mean it’s never gonna see you again.
this might be the first Damien video I like... dear God
edit it’s *ZACH*
who's gonna tell them?
@@jan-Palait’s Zach … I just realized 🙃
11:22 i'm no star wars fan, but i'm gonna start calling 'em clankers anyway.
On Election Day of all days… hmmmm…
more like eRECTION DAY!! hehehehe.. runs away with my small horns and a pitchfork like the devil i am
You mischievous little rascal
Well just for the US Americans
i haven't logged onto this account in years and the moment i do i see an emkay video
5:20 I may or may not have an hour long playlist of Hermitcraft songs made by Gideon and I can't help but sing every single one ;w; Does WONDERS for my vocal cords though! Apparently my friends all collectively agree that I'm one of the best singers out of our enormous friend group
8:42 Not british, but can 100% confirm this 😂 Again- I'm a Hermitcraft girlie (have been since 2018) and a lot of the members on there are british, because I've been in the fandom for so long I just know all of their speaking cadences, and the british insults have definitely rubbed off on me lol
11:29 SIR SLAB?! (fellow Etho girlies, where you at lol?)
Hoimycraf
@celestialTangle Yis, Hoimycraf :3
I had thought we all learned how to do the e with the thing out of love for Pokémon.
Also: Best of Nonpolitical Twitter. Thumbnail: "If landlords..."
Man, sometimes I'm in the shower just rotating like some kind of overstuffed, vertical glizzy.
not only is this ironic due to it being election night, it's also ironic since the 5th of november in the UK is when guido fawkes tried to blow up parliament (and sadly failed) lots of years ago (its at least 100 years ago but i forgot the exact date)
45 minutes under hot water is a good nap, especially if it's in a hotel.
Two topics, one stone.😊
The phone does not contain all the information of the world. It can scry that information provided you can perform the correct incantations to establish a spiritual link and even then, you need to know the correct runes (in the correct order!) to locate that information.
i like how the homies are supportive, but also 4 hours late
5:21 It's called having thick 3ft long hair. In case you're curious, it normally goes like this. Wash hair, wash body, condition hair, brush teeth, wash body again while rinsing out conditioner. Usually takes me more like 20 minutes though.
no more political adds!!!! yay!!!!
5:23 Why do I sometimes take so long in the shower? It may be because I either; like the feel of the water; or want to escape from reality and pretend I'm a performer on a stage while it's raining
8:32 Nah man whats shadow doing in there
3:05 as an irish person i have it baked into my head that its alt gr for the "fada", have school to thank for that
14:01
you can just be called the tetragrammaton? like that's just your name?
Pro tip: If you're on a Windows PC, hold down Alt and type 130 on the num pad. That will give you the é you are searching for.
Okay but FOR REAL, kids having to ask to go to the bathroom is so weird??? I used to teach dance, and at the beginning of every year, I always told my students starting at age ~7 that if they needed to use the restroom, to just wait until I was done talking (unless it's an emergency), let me know they were going, and then just go.
I need to know where you are, but I'm not gonna say NO 💀 it's called bodily autonomy. And also, cleaning up pee and poop is not in my job description!!
On the rare occasions that I worked with littles, they usually knew the sign language letter "t" for toilet, which honestly? Best system. Not disruptive, quick and easily understood, very easy to acknowledge without being derailed. Petition to bring the "t" back for all ages 😂