Accurate as ever - Matt is now the main "goto" political source- now that the BBC news channel has given up ,(sorry, Prime minister have to stop you there - we need to let BBC World show a commercial while we show a feature on guide dogs!), Brilliant !
Johnson is ahead of the curve on off spring. Rumour has it the total number of children he's spaffed equates to the total number of Conservative seats they'll hold after the next election...😂😂
@@davidwuhrer6704 the more i hear politicians speak, the more obvious it is that they really speak as if we all idiots, sad truth, the majority is. scared of foreigners while all murdrers i seen are from right here!🥲🥲
The line between conferences and rallies is beginning to become a little blurred methinks but that just might be due to me using the reading glasses I got out of a cracker at Christmas - can't recall what dear lady's name was now. Anyway, this marvelous speech has cleared up the woke-induced erectile dysfunction in my right arm a treat - it is now sticking out and as rigid as a broom handle. And...... as a result the number 19 bus is stopping to let me get on for once. Hoorah! This was brilliant Matt. Top hole quality throughout. Thank you.
I have two theories at the moment, 1)We've taken a wrong turn down the trouser leg of time and into a satire universe. 😐 2)David Icke maybe on to something with the Reptilians! 🙃
Amazing… British politics must be the top rated show in the English speaking world by now! Truly - it swims between fiction, reality and nightmare 😮 You are a great guide Matt! Cheers
You can just see that 30p ex-miner, ex-Labour-Councillor President of Vice dressed in his Brown Uniform with its colourful armband; admit it you too have already had nightmares with him dressed that way and the Horst Wessel playing in the background. It’s what keeps us woke all night screaming.
“There’s nothing wrong with Nationalism per se, just because Germany “mucked it up” a couple of times… “ Seems like you went a bit far with that one for comic effect, except grotesquely I believe it is an actual quote from this week.
So scarily accurate. Funny and frightening at the same time. Very effective - but did you really have to bring up Thatcher? 🤢 I nearly brought up my tea! Carry on with the excellent work Matt. No-one does it quite like you! 👍
“Our young people need to feel they have a place in this country, because after Brexit we made absolutely sure they have no place in anyother country.” 🤦🤦🤦🤣🤣🤣
@MattGreenComedy if we can hopefully get rid of this lot next GE and a more normal government mean the comedy is more sparse, you've defo got the option of writing speeches for the swivel-eyed loon conferences for extra income, if needed.
I still think this was less loony than the actual conference 😂
Yes the actual speeches are genuinely frightening at times
@@MattGreenComedy Absolutely terrifying! I'll be giving myself nightmares if I consider Cruella Braverman for one second as PM 😰
It is very scary.
@@MattGreenComedy yep there was some guy who was complaining that they are going to try to stop hate speech and this will affect freedom of speech!!
... at that point I was asked to leave Madame Tussauds...😂😂😂
"Look, uniforms with armbands ARE practical!" 🤣🤣🤣
Very soon we'll be seeing armbands as acceptable form of ID at polling stations.
The previous Nat-C/Nazi Party had a little badge.
Liberals asked for papers to go grocery shopping pal.
Then, a little later, they'll be the ONLY form of ID.
Oh what fun was had at the NAT-C event, you may even say it was a NAT-C Rally
Yes the party is the 'Nat-C' party and yes you can 'see guile.'
genius m8
"Some kind of patch" - so scary! Sent shivers through me. Brilliant as usual.
Can we just appreciate the level of effort that went into the backdrop for a second
Accurate as ever - Matt is now the main "goto" political source- now that the BBC news channel has given up ,(sorry, Prime minister have to stop you there - we need to let BBC World show a commercial while we show a feature on guide dogs!),
Brilliant !
Vicious but fair. And terrifying.
Give them all a gold star and pack them off to Centre Parks for a well earned holiday.
Absolutely superb Sir, unfortunately for us all just a little tad too real. .
There are so many gems in this one. As the one seagull said to the other at the beach "There's hardly any need to aim."
Brilliant. . Please attend their conference. . 🤣🤣
I prefer the terms Voter Distillation and Electorate Correction - Both fantastic and sadly true.
Spot On! 🎯
Hilarious as always Matt. Viciously and accurately funny 😂❤
I did think satire died over the last 13yrs. Thank you for reviving it. If you don't laugh, vendetta becomes a real thing..😱
So many zingers packed into 4 minutes. Really on form with this! Not so much poking fun at the Con-servatives, more dropping an anvil on them 👍
@Zetectic You're not comparing the Tories to Wiley Coyote are you? Ok, fair enough!😉
Johnson is ahead of the curve on off spring. Rumour has it the total number of children he's spaffed equates to the total number of Conservative seats they'll hold after the next election...😂😂
Sadly the offspring will be thick, as the mothers all have the IQ of a tadpole. They must do to breed with him.
If only that were to come true it would be a very good thing
'Some sort of patch' Amusingly chilling!
god forbid population start to think for themselves! the whole system of lies would crumble!
A famous politician once said: How fortunate for the rulers that people don't think.
@@davidwuhrer6704 the more i hear politicians speak, the more obvious it is that they really speak as if we all idiots, sad truth, the majority is. scared of foreigners while all murdrers i seen are from right here!🥲🥲
Oh Matt, you keep giving me hope for humanity and it hurts so much. 😂😭
2:45 “This country is broke, yes we did that…that means we can put it back together” 🤯
U🤟
I love this man, he makes me .laugh out loud! Just what I need!❤😂
How can this stuff even be the subject of British satire? Truly terrifying that it has come to this.
Brilliant as always!
Hilarious and sadly accurate
Love it.. absolutely brilliant..😅😅
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It’s only because of this that I realised that the “inspiring quote” was from Gladiator, not from Gladiators.
“Contenders, ready! Gladiators, ready!”
Lovely as always Matt. Exposing the dark, terrifying stupidity of this scion of the current government.
The line between conferences and rallies is beginning to become a little blurred methinks but that just might be due to me using the reading glasses I got out of a cracker at Christmas - can't recall what dear lady's name was now. Anyway, this marvelous speech has cleared up the woke-induced erectile dysfunction in my right arm a treat - it is now sticking out and as rigid as a broom handle. And...... as a result the number 19 bus is stopping to let me get on for once. Hoorah! This was brilliant Matt. Top hole quality throughout. Thank you.
Nicely setup, starting with "spoken with Thatcher" :D
Never thought I'd see a NatC rally in the UK.
Nails & heads spinning to mind! You nailed it again Matt 🙏😂✊✊
"Unless I shot them"
priceless
„just because Germany messed it up“
I thought sending V1/2 was giving a hint, but looks like every kid needs to try the hot plate on it’s own.
😂😂
Matt Green for PM ❤
Policies by Tussaud’s 🎉
Horribly accurate 😂🤣💥
I can guarantee an out-loud laugh with your skits, Matt. Great stuff!
🤣 Superb stuff Matt!
'...& I don't want to be surrounded by dead birds - unless I shot them.' 😮😞
Silly season is now officially open, thanks Matt. Post-election Blues blues singing from the balconies and rafters across the hinterland.
"some sort of patch?" - OUCH!
when satire is truth n news is satire, we in deep shit
I have two theories at the moment,
1)We've taken a wrong turn down the trouser leg of time and into a satire universe. 😐
2)David Icke maybe on to something with the Reptilians! 🙃
So deep.
The strange thing is that this speech probably could have been made at the conference and taken seriously!
You do swivel eyed tory so well.
You’re almost been too kind, but you still at have out done yourself, well done.
Amazing… British politics must be the top rated show in the English speaking world by now! Truly - it swims between fiction, reality and nightmare 😮
You are a great guide Matt! Cheers
Perfect takedown of Suella’s horrid speech! 😂
Brilliant 👏 😂
That headmistress was scary.
Another great video
This was perfect.
Nice Work Mr Green
The Nat.Cs
Brilliant
He's a funny guy
😂
Worth waking up for!
(In North America)
You can just see that 30p ex-miner, ex-Labour-Councillor President of Vice dressed in his Brown Uniform with its colourful armband; admit it you too have already had nightmares with him dressed that way and the Horst Wessel playing in the background. It’s what keeps us woke all night screaming.
Outstanding!
“There’s nothing wrong with Nationalism per se, just because Germany “mucked it up” a couple of times… “
Seems like you went a bit far with that one for comic effect, except grotesquely I believe it is an actual quote from this week.
Perhaps chauvinism is a better term
@@ai-d2121wasn’t Chauvin some sort of froggy johnie?
Can’t have that.
Yep, a real quote. I heard it and my mouth literally dropped
@smorris12 Haven't heard about that, who said it?
@@minskysfeedbackyianni1302 Didn't catch who it was. It was a passing bit in today's News Agents podcast
More babies!!! I imagine the Tories will have to get rid of the bedroom tax!!!
Not much chance from that audience. Thankfully.
More Conservative conferences! 😊
😱 Nooo 😱 It means that we are going to have the Tory leadershit contest again 😭 Oh the horror 😱
Should be top of trending!! SPOT ON!
I'm convinced! A patch it is then. 👍
Brilliant and right on the button as always! Thanks Matt!
It's amazing how the right-wing here in the US resembles that of the UK.
My I did enjoy it. Clever clogs comedy!
We're one nation Conservatives: one people, one nation, one leader. Oh, and we think we finally have a solution to the 'immigrant problem'.
@@roberttownrow3606 exactly
So scarily accurate. Funny and frightening at the same time. Very effective - but did you really have to bring up Thatcher? 🤢 I nearly brought up my tea!
Carry on with the excellent work Matt. No-one does it quite like you! 👍
Mr. G. has obviously been ghost-writing for the current conference; if not then it's uncanny.
Brilliant thanks 😂😂😂
I used to think how can these tory villains get any worse.
And now they are openly fascists.
CON is the word!
Superb!
National socialyyyyyyeeehh 😂😂😂😂😂
Don’t be silly, be a smarty, watch out for the NatC Party
Pretty accurate tbf
YEP - that pretty much sums it up...
“Our young people need to feel they have a place in this country, because after Brexit we made absolutely sure they have no place in anyother country.” 🤦🤦🤦🤣🤣🤣
- Word for word applies to us here in the States. How is that? International intrigue is afoot.
Brilliant Matt! I mean, I presume this is your work and not just repeated verbatim. It's so hard to tell these days
Sadly more of it is verbatim than I'd like!
@MattGreenComedy if we can hopefully get rid of this lot next GE and a more normal government mean the comedy is more sparse, you've defo got the option of writing speeches for the swivel-eyed loon conferences for extra income, if needed.
He reminds me of David Cameron
🤣🤣🤣
Great stuff
😂😂
Thanks Matt
Sharing like crazy 🥳
Wow! A topical layer cake filled with ingredients from the conservative underbelly. I immediately 'rewound' it for a second helping...
So so good!
Spot on.
He saved the best lines to the very end, but it's all 🎯
One point of order Matt - Its 'Pieeewtin' The posher the NatCon (I'm liking that term), the more likely they will add a few vowels to old Vlad's name.
@Ivan O'Toole They are Nat C's. Nat C's by name, Nat C's by nature.
They just need some really nice uniforms designed and manufactured for them by some descendent of Hugo Boss!
AEG can do you a good price on ovens as well.
The problem with tory parody is it is hard to tell it from the truth
National Conservatives or NatCs for short
1:38 “voter distillation and electorate correction”
well done again.
brilliant satire matt, you i understand tories not so much lol
Your best yet 😂😂😂