r/Storiesaboutkevin He's So Dumb He ATE GLASS!

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1729

    Pro tip: Don't eat glass

  • @DisneyFanatic2364
    @DisneyFanatic2364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    As soon as the last OP said "BLEACH your hair," I knew where this was going.

    • @acid_melon5599
      @acid_melon5599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      “Somethings wrong, I can feel it.”

    • @BeckBeckGo
      @BeckBeckGo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Lol bleach doesn't even bleach hair. Hair "bleach" contains peroxide.

    • @lilliesupreme9767
      @lilliesupreme9767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BeckBeckGo AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

    • @lilliesupreme9767
      @lilliesupreme9767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@acid_melon5599 AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

    • @nosamladna902
      @nosamladna902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As someone who has never dyed my hair, I didn’t realize it wasn’t actual bleach that y’all use, what is it exactly?

  • @iregretmylifechoices3493
    @iregretmylifechoices3493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1397

    If Kevin eats shards of glass, he’s not stupid, he’s just weaponizing his sharts.

    • @oscarbelmare_22
      @oscarbelmare_22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      You are a fucking genius

    • @destroyer.6244
      @destroyer.6244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Big Brain Time 🧠

    • @theoddgaming5529
      @theoddgaming5529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sometimes my genius, its almost frightening...

    • @jaspr1999
      @jaspr1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Priceless!!! Simply, priceless!

    • @anthustenebris9202
      @anthustenebris9202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sharts of glass.

  • @jeffreyaguilar8028
    @jeffreyaguilar8028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    When the last Kevin said bleach I immediately guessed she used cleaning bleach.

    • @stickiedmin6508
      @stickiedmin6508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yep.
      Saw the punch line coming from a long way off - didn't make it any less glorious tho'.
      Hilarious!

    • @RiptoGakt
      @RiptoGakt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I had the same suspicion about that one myself as well, at least before the Clorox part came up. Then I was like "fuck it, that's on her for using that instead of the actual type of hair dye."

    • @vloggerbonakid6178
      @vloggerbonakid6178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RiptoGakt I--I think she confused the usage of the word "Bleach" as a NOUN than a VERB..does that make sense?

    • @RiptoGakt
      @RiptoGakt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@vloggerbonakid6178 Maybe... Still doesn't make it a particularly bright moment, though.

    • @Vi0letR0gue
      @Vi0letR0gue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When I first heard about bleaching hair (about 5 years old) I thought that's what you used, actual bleach, I found it wasnt not long after when we went shopping and I found bleach blonde hair dye

  • @EwSoulOfficial
    @EwSoulOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    When Kevina said “Clorox” I died a little on the inside...

    • @V.KirishimaCrimsonChaos
      @V.KirishimaCrimsonChaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I knew instantly it was clothes bleach. My older cousin did the same thing after I got highlights and said I bleached strands of my hair. I was 17, she was like 25.

    • @Avistew
      @Avistew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The second Kevina said "I used bleach" insteqd of "I bleached them", I knew she grabbed whatever they used in their toilet instead of buying a hair product. But I was curious if the mother was also stupid, if she thought OP was, if she explained the proble, to her daughter... The story ends a few paragraphs too soon.

    • @champton3217
      @champton3217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A little? :D

    • @melissaharris3890
      @melissaharris3890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would of hoped she would of bought a generic brand. she could of saved a few bucks. maybe could of afforded a better wig

  • @exulium
    @exulium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    "No! You can't just go and eat glass!"
    "Haha glass go cronch"

  • @kevinwestfall7030
    @kevinwestfall7030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    I wanted to hear what happened after Kevina said "Clorox" in the last story.

    • @knarli8408
      @knarli8408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I may be dumb for asking this, but what is Clorox?

    • @nucitamoore
      @nucitamoore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@knarli8408 a household brand of actual bleach. Like cleaning bleach.

    • @TheFattBoy94
      @TheFattBoy94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@knarli8408 A brand of bleach used for cleaning and washing/whitening laundry.

    • @cooky2991
      @cooky2991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@knarli8408
      From what I know about bleaching hair, there are several brands that sell bleaching-powder that you can make into a paste to put on the hair. Clorox is bleach, the liquid stuff which the president told people to inject a while ago in a bout of spouting poor medical ideas that could kill people (my only association with it as a European). It is highly toxic and corrosive, which means it irritates and burns the skin.

    • @knarli8408
      @knarli8408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@cooky2991 at least kevina didn't drink it

  • @Mewse1203
    @Mewse1203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    "Should I go to the hospital?" Well we figured out why his mom dropped him off.

    • @therandomwalrus8382
      @therandomwalrus8382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not the hospital, the mental institution

    • @firepelt3180
      @firepelt3180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How the hell did she even take care of him as a kid? What did he eat behind her back?

    • @TanookiWario
      @TanookiWario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@firepelt3180 Also important, what did she eat or take before he was born?

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It could be something undiagnosed tho. Like ADHD

    • @spidertiger585
      @spidertiger585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Ikajo i have ADHD and autism.... this is not something that could be caused by ADHD

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    "Kenny ate all the mints dad."
    "Those weren't mints, those were antacid tablets."
    "uh oh"

    • @loganbuckley2010
      @loganbuckley2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/sYfzal0mOAU/w-d-xo.html

    • @thatoneguy2059
      @thatoneguy2059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ha ha ha that was a good one

    • @Hosterofdarest
      @Hosterofdarest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “Do not take more than 7 tablets in a 24 hour period”
      Kevin: *eats them like candy

  • @AquamarineMemories
    @AquamarineMemories 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I love when he cracks up in the middle of a story. Means whatever's coming is gonna be good.

  • @irishhuskie2585
    @irishhuskie2585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    RSlash: “says s*it uncensored*
    Me: Wait, that’s illegal.

    • @duby051
      @duby051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is the way

    • @stefantsarev4442
      @stefantsarev4442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He technically said "shitload", so it doesn't count :D

    • @TKUA11
      @TKUA11 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stefantsarev4442 no according to the algorithm lol

    • @loganbuckley2010
      @loganbuckley2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/sYfzal0mOAU/w-d-xo.html

    • @Jackietubepro
      @Jackietubepro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @asad asd yes

  • @asherael
    @asherael 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    That kid getting ANOTHER overpriced laptop literally made me sick to my stomach.

    • @vloggerbonakid6178
      @vloggerbonakid6178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think we know who to blame here...

    • @toyamwarr
      @toyamwarr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same. I have students who will lose a brand new iPhone and get a new one the next day. What happened to parents making their kids suffer?

    • @asherael
      @asherael 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@toyamwarr yo, i'm not looking for children to suffer, just basic accountability and not a parade of high price knick-knacks. I'd really love to inject a luxury in my life at this point, the idea of getting more than one by being careless is turning my stomach.

  • @RashBold
    @RashBold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Trying to remove jammed toast from the toaster with a butter knife."
    I can hear that song now: "Dumb ways to die..."

  • @andreamorris9434
    @andreamorris9434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    love it bro this makes people who aren't that bright look like geniuses

    • @gbc1018
      @gbc1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao great way of putting it😭

    • @gabrieldavidson4442
      @gabrieldavidson4442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It sucks that I took, can be a Kevin from time to time.

    • @gerrard1144
      @gerrard1144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He watched the bright side

    • @theparalyzedarmy3836
      @theparalyzedarmy3836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel like Einstein after watching this video

    • @randomstuff8149
      @randomstuff8149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In that case,I’m an Einstein!

  • @advayjanardhan7200
    @advayjanardhan7200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    It always catches me off guard when he yells across the room like that; it’s hilarious.

  • @pozitron7242
    @pozitron7242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    After the Kevin eat the glass
    “Do you think I need to go to the hospital?”
    Op:” to get your brain check,yea.”

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Result of brain test: He has no brain. None.

    • @rubble7390
      @rubble7390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nikkiofthevalley That's what you get from 'some assembly required'. There's always a part or three left over at the end.

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rubble7390 yea lol

    • @Dragonemperess
      @Dragonemperess 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least he's safe from brain-eating zombies.

    • @pozitron7242
      @pozitron7242 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nikkiofthevalley I’m so sorry to bring in the bad news to you but unfortunately we are proven that you sir are a Kevin.

  • @yueyuna8344
    @yueyuna8344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Am I the only one who FREAKING KNEW a Kevina bleaching her hair would lead to her using Clorox? I knew it.

    • @Annie_Annie__
      @Annie_Annie__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yup. Right away I said “she’s gonna use laundry bleach, isn’t she?”
      I just can’t get over that even the mom seemed to think that this was a reasonable conclusion and was mad at OP, rather than being dismayed or embarrassed over how stupid her daughter is.

    • @conchurfitzsimons570
      @conchurfitzsimons570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I knew it was going to be something like that. I said to myself "did she use bleach from under the sink or whatnot?"
      Tho I'm still confused how it did that kind of damage to Kevina XD

    • @nightroad5810
      @nightroad5810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i also knew it after op say about bleaching hair but it didn't stop me from facepalm after she say bleach product

    • @yueyuna8344
      @yueyuna8344 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nightroad5810 I honestly worry about humanity with these stories.

    • @RiptoGakt
      @RiptoGakt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Annie_Annie__ Had I been in that OP's shoes after hearing the Clorox part I would have just promptly told her boldly and point-blank, "This one's on both of you, that's what you get for using *Laundry* bleach instead of *hair* bleach."

  • @epicfail3167
    @epicfail3167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Some people are tough as nails, but they are NOTHING compared to Kevin
    The chad just stands there like a madlad chewing glass

    • @gabsomniac9607
      @gabsomniac9607 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is a difference between a tough guy and a total moron.

    • @epicfail3167
      @epicfail3167 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well duh

    • @gabsomniac9607
      @gabsomniac9607 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@epicfail3167 Just in case if someone misunderstood your joke

    • @epicfail3167
      @epicfail3167 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah I see

    • @RiptoGakt
      @RiptoGakt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh good god, that is so moronically insane-sounding it somehow loops right over into being funny in a line twice-crossed way.

  • @coreythecasualoddity2734
    @coreythecasualoddity2734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Me *reads title: so it seems that Kevin changed his chilli recipe

    • @loganbuckley2010
      @loganbuckley2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/sYfzal0mOAU/w-d-xo.html

  • @Ilovepointlessstorys
    @Ilovepointlessstorys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Honestly that manager should’ve let him go after the toilet paper. If I was a customer and I found out that this guys already done two really dumb things and he left him to serve food. I would be pissed at that manager. That has to be a lawsuit against him.

    • @vloggerbonakid6178
      @vloggerbonakid6178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hey,better late than never,right? OP gave him 2 more chances to make things better,starting from the paper towel incident,and when the last chance was wasted on him almost killing a customer,he had enough.

  • @t.abellard6280
    @t.abellard6280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    rSlash: Sounds like this Kevin found himself in a *shitload* of trouble.
    Me: Hello, 911?

    • @mazinsanik
      @mazinsanik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No one cares about cursing unless it's the n word

    • @calebdrawsstuff4446
      @calebdrawsstuff4446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mazinsanik that is something a curse word would say!

    • @ScreebonSpeed
      @ScreebonSpeed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mazinsanik there was no n word in the first story.....tf you mean?

    • @fantasticmrmonk
      @fantasticmrmonk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ScreebonSpeed They mean the n word the worse curse word ever (even tho it’s not a curse word) so it’s the only bad one to them.

    • @DeathProductions200
      @DeathProductions200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mazinsanik r slash normally doesn't swear in his videos, mainly because of monetization reasons. So when he says them it throws his longer time followers off. It did to me, and i swear like a drunk sailor

  • @ehlnl
    @ehlnl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "He tried to remove jammed toast from the toaster with a butter knife"
    Me, a Scandinavian: as you should
    "I stopped him from continuing doing that"
    *confused in swedish until I realise most places don't have wooden butter knives*

  • @TankerBricks
    @TankerBricks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Kevin: eats glass. JIM: WTF.

  • @Love2Banime
    @Love2Banime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    My head hurts with that one Kevin and the jam with pieces of broken glass.

  • @jaspr1999
    @jaspr1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    There are SO many moments of my life that I can point at to prove I'm the biggest idiot that's ever lived and feel a little better when I hear stories like these. While I know I'll never be the sharpest tool in the shed, I have yet to eat glass or use Clorox on my hair.

  • @LunaMane
    @LunaMane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    With the story about Kevin being tricked into thinking he was the father of his ex-girlfriend's child, I'm just glad he learned the truth and rightfully broke up with her. I'm always worried about men like him being taken advantage of.
    As for the Kevin at the bakery place, I can't help but wonder if the customer pressed charges against Kevin. Or maybe they felt him eating the glass tainted scone was punishment enough.

  • @alderart3992
    @alderart3992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Today: Kevin eats glass
    Tomorrow: Kevin launches a nuclear missle.

    • @theoddgaming5529
      @theoddgaming5529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're too dumb to do that

    • @corcoos
      @corcoos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe he'll lose the presidency.

    • @flamedshadowwolf5716
      @flamedshadowwolf5716 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And on the very last day on earth Kevin blows something so destructive up that he destroyed the whole universe

    • @loganbuckley2010
      @loganbuckley2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/sYfzal0mOAU/w-d-xo.html

    • @ismellyou2286
      @ismellyou2286 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theoddgaming5529 let's see

  • @jovindsouza3407
    @jovindsouza3407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    rSlash: says s*t
    TH-cam: *say what now* ?

    • @JonneBackhaus
      @JonneBackhaus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      rSlash: "You can watch my latest kevin video on patreon"

    • @Dornan77802
      @Dornan77802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Does Google/ TH-cam own Patreon or something? It seems like they never cared that a lot of popular content and content creators left this site for the most part.
      Seems a bit counterproductive to boost your competition to your content platform like that....

    • @cloudy9622
      @cloudy9622 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wherreeeee

    • @shadowxxe
      @shadowxxe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dornan77802 well tbf Patreon isn't exclusively a video sharing site a lot of TH-camrs just off their fans a spot in the credits of their youtube video as a thank you

  • @jonathandrummel6075
    @jonathandrummel6075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    So my girlfriend is a hairstylist. Fun fact for everyone. Sun-in is all metals. So when ole Kevina put the bleach in, it all smoked and reacted very harshly. Adds another layer when you picture it :)

  • @adamgourley6412
    @adamgourley6412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The first story reminds of a passive-aggressive note I’ve seen on the Internet to a co-worker who ate what they thought were chocolates in the fridge. Well, they were chocolate, but they also were chocolate laxatives for the person’s dog that had to be refrigerated. The writer ends the note with “I hope you enjoy the weekend of lava butt.”

    • @adamgourley6412
      @adamgourley6412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually, looking at the note, they were peanut butter and the co-worker mistook them for ice cream bars. Now that I think about it, they wouldn’t have been chocolate since it is toxic for dogs. Here’s a link to the note: ifunny.co/picture/to-the-culprit-who-ate-what-you-thought-was-two-HatG6A9q4

  • @AM-ow2pm
    @AM-ow2pm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Kevin who ate glass probably got scold a lot for his mistakes as a child lol so he tries to hide everything and this habit got stuck til he’s an adult lmao

  • @rhysofsneezingdragon1758
    @rhysofsneezingdragon1758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "looks like Kevin got himself in a shitload of trouble"
    Was it worth getting unmonetized for that joke?

  • @jen6893
    @jen6893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    'Sounds like Kevin found himself in a shitload of trouble'
    Quite literally

  • @tad694
    @tad694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love it when you start laughing halfway through a sentence! Letting me know something hilariously stupid is coming! Mades my day and smile.

  • @Gemmagems577
    @Gemmagems577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "The mountains looked fake" killed me

  • @morgandouglas6014
    @morgandouglas6014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Anyone else want to bet that Kevina and her mom subsequently filed a lawsuit against the Clorox Company?

    • @nogoat
      @nogoat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm gonna bet $200

    • @RiptoGakt
      @RiptoGakt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, and I'd reckon that they utterly failed at it after being told point-blank that the product that they used was never meant for dying hair...then told to get their heads checked.

  • @-soulfulbunny-4277
    @-soulfulbunny-4277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “C l o r o x” i was taking a test while listening to this and I dead ass stopped for a bit. That made me dye inside-
    Alright puns over

  • @artoria3046
    @artoria3046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Op when Kevin eats glass:
    Did you just what?

  • @scpwhy883
    @scpwhy883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Should I go to the doctor"? Me:uhh idk thats a question that... Open ur mouth. Me:eww thats a lot of blood

  • @A-MAN607
    @A-MAN607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It has been a while since I have seen a story about Kevin. Cool!

  • @emily-tristancresswell1863
    @emily-tristancresswell1863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kevin: *eats mystery freezer pills*
    Me: Hey self, did you take your meds today?

  • @cassiebrooke5908
    @cassiebrooke5908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Kevin eats glass”
    * Glances at my sticker of Stanley from the office that says “You are a professional idiot” *
    *I have never agreed more*

  • @aldorahman4755
    @aldorahman4755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kevin : *Eat glass... did i need to go to hospital??
    Reog Ponorogo : How cute

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Causes severe gastric distress"
    *cue mash-up of fog horns, vuvuzelas, kazoos, clown horns and the HORN OF JOSHUA*

    • @paolo6806
      @paolo6806 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @jonathanhowells7864
      @jonathanhowells7864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm picturing a fart being censored with Spongebob's alarm clock and I can't stop laughing

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonathanhowells7864 Then my work here is done. B3

    • @intelchip_x86
      @intelchip_x86 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im imagining a fart quickly becoming more catastrophic to the point where tornado sirens become active

  • @YaGurlRiley
    @YaGurlRiley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks for the laughs rSlash, it’s been a really difficult day for me and this is one of the first things that has made me smile today so thank you so so much because life is been hard lately and your videos are one of the only things that have been making me smile the past few days so thank you

  • @tristanyoung7646
    @tristanyoung7646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I was in middle school my grandma would pack giant lunches for me. I usually ate half the lunch and then split the rest between me and three friends. I would not share my dessert, though. Every day my grandma would either pack a little debby snack or a home made cookie or brownie. I am and always have been a carb hound. I love carbs, especially from sweets. Well one day my friend, who we will call Kevin, was upset that I didn't share my brownie with him. So, without asking, he took the plastic bag the brownie had been in, balled it up, stuck it in his mouth, started chewing, and some minutes later he swallowed. He ate a snack bag. A plastic zipper bag. While staring me down the whole time. According to him, it wasn't the first time he did that either

  • @christian10697
    @christian10697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Even Patrick Star was not as destructively stupid as the Glass Kevin.

  • @yourworstnightmare7343
    @yourworstnightmare7343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I had a friend who was pretty slack who dyed her hair with toilet/household bleach, she had dark brown hair, it turned the (previously coloured) streaks in her hair a weird green colour but it didn't do much else.
    She was well proud of herself coz we all thought it was hilarious that only she would bleach her hair with domestos, she even started telling strangers in the street what she'd done.
    Had us howling all night.

  • @calebrose4607
    @calebrose4607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    pro tip: *DON'T BE LIKE KEVIN*
    also, will we ever see you cover more image/video based subreddits again?

  • @adriansantiagojr.8378
    @adriansantiagojr.8378 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:24, " YOU HAVE PERISHED FROM DYSENTERY. "

  • @anastasiatexley7361
    @anastasiatexley7361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've been having a horrible morning, and rslash is doing my favorite subreddit. Thank you ❤

  • @palugarde007
    @palugarde007 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    All I gotta say is is that the jokes and puns that this dude rolls out at the end of a good number of his stories are God tier on par.

  • @charlieg3674
    @charlieg3674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The glass story is totally fake. What kind of kevin has enough common sense to ask if they need to go to the hospital after eating glass?

    • @maddexward283
      @maddexward283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Charlie G yea they don’t have enough of it lol

    • @maddexward283
      @maddexward283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It says you have 7 likes here, but you have 5 over there a Kevin must be doing this job

    • @Bamboo_bazooka
      @Bamboo_bazooka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i think they are probably told they need to go to the hospital so much it’s kind of a panic response

    • @Robin93k
      @Robin93k 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He probably heard that line in a movie containing a Kevin.
      And without understanding why, connected to that person...

  • @Thatonebrownhuevito
    @Thatonebrownhuevito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literally covered my mouth in absolute shock bc I wasn’t expecting that Kevin let everyone eat glass..I thought Kevin was the only one that was eating glass without knowing. I was also eating so my anxieties went up lol

  • @RevokFarthis
    @RevokFarthis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    First Story: Not a Kevin, just a druggie.
    Second Story: Not enough evidence for a Kevin verdict. Might just be an idiot.
    Third Story: Probably a Kevin, but still need more evidence.
    Fourth Story: And we have one, an honest to goodness Kevin... why do I feel bad?
    Fifth Story: Oh... oh my god...
    Sixth Story: Yup, that's a Kevin alright... two of them if we take the mother into account.
    Final Tally: 6 stories, 3 Kevins (with an honorable mention MomKevin at the end)

  • @random_hime
    @random_hime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i can relate to that last story. not that i ever dyed my hair, partly cuz my parents didn't let me until i was like 17, but i had no idea until someone told me that there was actually bleach specifically for hair dyeing, that i always thought when someone said they bleached their hair that they actually put regular bleach in it. so i guess it was sort of a blessing in disguise that it wasn't to many many years later that i even tried to dye my hair.

  • @malfunksion6685
    @malfunksion6685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "watching youtube without headphones"
    Me watching this video without headphones: :O

  • @hollyw9177
    @hollyw9177 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:50 ok that went better than I expected lol. I fully expected him to take the roll of toilet paper and literally put it in the toilet bowl lol.

  • @TetraSky
    @TetraSky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kevins taking random "pills" thinking it's drugs...

    • @nogoat
      @nogoat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If someone takes my medication I will replace it with laxatives

    • @RiptoGakt
      @RiptoGakt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, THAT definitely put him up shit creek.

  • @olliesaurusrex4103
    @olliesaurusrex4103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Eating glass-infused scones is the weirdest flex

  • @angelshardz
    @angelshardz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel bad for everyone in that last story

  • @toast99bubbles
    @toast99bubbles 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:52 When the post says he was removing jammed toast from a toaster, does it mean he was trying to remove toast that was stuck, or toast that he had put jam on and put back into the toaster? If it's the latter, that just makes him even more of a Kevin.

  • @nikt12
    @nikt12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Do American schools not have basic biology classes?
    How does a high schooler not know what pregnancy is?

    • @blazerthedelphox
      @blazerthedelphox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Largely depends on where you live. The US education system is very spotty.

    • @itsybitsybosmer
      @itsybitsybosmer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Depending on where Kevin went to high school, Sex Ed can be decent to nonexistent or, worse, abstinence only. Our schools aren't exactly the best.

    • @nightroad5810
      @nightroad5810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my country taught about pregnancy but some school choose not to because it's conflict with some idioit ethic or religious.
      my health ed told me that he got in trouble many times because his student talk about what subject they learn today and what a surprise, they get teach about pregnancy and they parent get really mad, they come storm at school next day because he teach about this stuff and will make their children go have s** and blah blah blah
      little they know, some of their little angel sometime skip school to have s** with other well they start middle school(grade 7 i guess?)
      tbh, he only health ed teacher that teach about this thing without holdback because if we get in this trouble on this age, we have to drop out from school and work ass off to feeding our child with dead end job
      i live in SEA not in america though, we doesn't have custom to adopt child much, also Abortion is illegal

    • @luisfernandocaelhernandez9599
      @luisfernandocaelhernandez9599 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They don't teach much

    • @nikt12
      @nikt12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wow.... first world country, my left nut.

  • @kneesocksdaemon4581
    @kneesocksdaemon4581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love these stories it makes me happy knowing I'm not the most stupid person in the world

  • @kevinmasha
    @kevinmasha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Something really weird is that my name is Kevin and I've ate glass before. When I was about 2.

  • @itsme5027
    @itsme5027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rslash: says sheetload uncensored
    Me: W H A T

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    when you hide the evidence of your crimes inside the customers.
    Hey, worked great for Sweeney Todd!

  • @thetoyboxs
    @thetoyboxs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'll be honest, I'm on the verge of graduation and was planning to get a job. I'm a huge introvert and have major anxiety, so interviews always scare me and I can't handle them. The fear of failure was really overpowering and it's what stopped me from trying to even get a job. However, after hearing the story about our good friend Kevin, who somehow managed to get a job while not knowing the difference between a toilet roll and paper towels, I am not as nervous about getting a job, at least I'll be able to do it right :)

  • @connorbetancourt5605
    @connorbetancourt5605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My dad bleeched his hair
    With Clorox
    He's bald now

  • @skyleranimated9302
    @skyleranimated9302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man i love stories about Kevin, like how in the heck do you digest glass?

  • @MatthewBaran
    @MatthewBaran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Did I just hear r slash swear??? Is it back to the old days???

  • @deathrex6199
    @deathrex6199 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:14 Louis Rossman: starts to explode at this Kevin

  • @propandapower7633
    @propandapower7633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What’s black and white and red all over?
    The Karenovirus. It’s the Karenovirus.

    • @loganbuckley2010
      @loganbuckley2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/sYfzal0mOAU/w-d-xo.html

  • @simplywonderful449
    @simplywonderful449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Heard this from a college roommate and groomsman at our wedding, who had gone to Iowa State University in the late 70s and transferred to the school I was at. It seems ISU football team was playing a tough rival, and of course a big part of the pre-game actions are intended to psych-out the opposing team. A bunch of the ISU guys were in a bar the night before the game when in walks a number of members of the opposing team they're playing the next day. Words are exchanged of the usual sort, "We'll tear you apart", and all that, but no physical contact or fights as that's "verboten". One of the Iowa guys, a huge lineman, finds a player from the other team is standing next to him while he's sitting at the bar, telling him "how bad they're going to beat Iowa", when this huge Iowa guy literally TAKES A BITE OUT OF THE BEER MUG HE'S JUST EMPTIED. And CHEWS it - no kidding, and he says not a word. The guy standing by him turns pale and suddenly nauseous, and silently strolls out of the bar, with four teammates following him. Not one Iowa State guy even got up from their bar stool. Iowa won the game by a larger margin, and word got around about the incident. As a side note, these "farm boys" spend their summers tossing bales of hay onto a moving hay wagon, thinking nothing of pitching these bales weighing over 100 pounds each onto a stack 12 feet high. In their free time they work out with weights, run and so on. If there's gonna be a fight, it's best to have guys like this by your side.

  • @monedameow
    @monedameow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Freebird" and the "bees in laptop" again 🤣🤣🤣 love when he adds the details like yelling from afar

  • @VoidDreamkiller
    @VoidDreamkiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When she asked what brand of bleach she used I just knew what was coming, and I've never facepalmed so hard in my life.

  • @Mewse1203
    @Mewse1203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I Lol'd so hard at "the Immaculate Ingestion"

  • @robfrenken1748
    @robfrenken1748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kevin probably didn't know to open the lid and smashed the jar and them be like "I finally opened it, no one told me it'll be this simple"

  • @arihicks6760
    @arihicks6760 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't think I've missed an episode the day it came out in months, thank you for making these!

  • @Diana-nh5ly
    @Diana-nh5ly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:16 lets all take a moment to appreciate that laugh

  • @SpairM
    @SpairM 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:22
    Kevin cannot be left alone to his devices
    Indecisive from crisis to crisis

  • @haqeeqee
    @haqeeqee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man I was flinching hard whenever GLASS was mentioned in the story.

  • @RaginKavu
    @RaginKavu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Eating glass can be fatal!
    If that Kevin survived, he should be given a Darwin award!

  • @meganbutton4320
    @meganbutton4320 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you so much for these Kevin stories. My abs hurt from laughing!

  • @Forest_Fifer
    @Forest_Fifer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These people make flat earthers look like Nobel winners.

  • @iwishiunderstood159
    @iwishiunderstood159 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    For those of you who don't know, Dinner for One is a holiday tradition in many parts of the world. It's an old black and white movie about an old woman and her butler. It's hilarious and my wife is German which is why we watch it every year

  • @stargazer1998
    @stargazer1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I get toast stuck in the toaster, I unplug it, wrap a rubber jar gripper (helps you hold and open jars) around a fork, and then use the fork to remove the toast

  • @SkylerRavenMoon
    @SkylerRavenMoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    YESSS!!! i always LOVE when you cover r/storiesaboutkevin, a great laugh to start my day :)

  • @kairasmussen1384
    @kairasmussen1384 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    These stories boost my self-esteem because I am able to function like a basic human being and that’s nice

  • @gatorboymike
    @gatorboymike 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kevin: "Go ask for a refund from your drug dealer. I can't foresee any way that could possibly end badly."

  • @turtle3318
    @turtle3318 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please never stop what you are doing your videos are so interesting to watch and listen in. It’s the reason as to why I’m not bored all the time 😭😭😭💖💖💖

  • @danimarsh2420
    @danimarsh2420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My freshman year of highschool (I’m a senior now) I wanted to bleach and dye the ends of my hair and my mom believed Clorox was the way to go and I was told it was her way or nothing. I sat in the bathroom for 30 mins with the ends of my hair in bleach. Luckily it didn’t do anything and I found the proper way of doing it online and showed her. She made me an appointment with a proper hair dresser after that 😂

  • @ashh4929
    @ashh4929 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Immaculate ingestion...
    Y'all I almost did a spit take with my breakfast strudel! 😂😂😂
    The irony of that statement is not lost me btw. 😜

  • @computernerd1101
    @computernerd1101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:50 That sounds almost like the literal shape of a Darwin Award trophy. Granted it's a fork instead of a knife, but close enough.

  • @marystone101010
    @marystone101010 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That pause that rSlash needed to laugh was too good.

  • @puppetguy8726
    @puppetguy8726 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:40 It's sick that OP let Kevin eat glass, that can kill you.

  • @allhailexoticanimals8866
    @allhailexoticanimals8866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ahh yes... more reasons why I believe that we evolved from apes.

  • @Jasperhaleschick1
    @Jasperhaleschick1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't believe you managed that last bit without laughing, I burst out laughing when you said "Clorox."

    • @loganbuckley2010
      @loganbuckley2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/sYfzal0mOAU/w-d-xo.html

  • @miacarvalho8732
    @miacarvalho8732 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The broken glass story, i TRULY HOPE that nothing can be more insane than this. Im scared theres a story after this one

  • @13BGunBunny
    @13BGunBunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I cracked up so hard when you said "Immaculate Ingestion" that I had to pause the video to compose myself. :'-D