Wacky War Tactics in yet another Nutshell

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  • @BlueJayYT
    @BlueJayYT  6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +89

    YARRGHHEEEE IT BE HERE, MATEY!! → youtooz.com/products/bluejay
    Rápido, rápido! Once they sell out they'll be gone FOREVER! We worked really hard to get this pirate BlueJay right and I can honestly say it came out AMAZING! I hope you all enjoy :)

    • @ayanacharya9747
      @ayanacharya9747 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @BlueJayYT was waiting for the video man. Make the bird flap it's wings. Animate the birds wings and move it's legs, and re-upload quickly.

    • @chuck9693
      @chuck9693 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      33 minutes after the upload time nice

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I love how both you and jack rackham can turn any part of history into a comedy sketch.

    • @unicornep1818
      @unicornep1818 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      My fav history-ish channel. keep it up I luv it

    • @lukearts2954
      @lukearts2954 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Tiz a good day to die, but the Bluejay video is _not_ yet over...

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +792

    If you fail it's wacky. If you succeed it's legendary

    • @deadsamurai001
      @deadsamurai001 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +22

      Not true, Alexander the Great did succeed but still ended up in this video.

    • @empereurnico6048
      @empereurnico6048 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      I find you commenting on 𝑚𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑦 miilky's channel and now here, we share the same interests, stranger

    • @Waitermelonyoutube
      @Waitermelonyoutube 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      If you die you die

    • @LG_Official.
      @LG_Official. 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      I see you in literally ever VTuber comment section, and now here. How based can one be?

    • @wiaf8937
      @wiaf8937 41 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      if it works, it aint stupid.

  • @Nerathul1
    @Nerathul1 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +970

    To be fair to Sun Tzu, he was writing for ancient nepo babies in charge of armies

    • @AnarchistGrandpa
      @AnarchistGrandpa 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +110

      Thats alot to take in, bro. I'm just imagining an untalented, unremarkable 23rd son of an emperor just reading The Art of War and forcing his servants to do push ups.

    • @AnarchistGrandpa
      @AnarchistGrandpa 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +44

      Was Sun Tzu the original sigma grindset grifter?

    • @emilygordbort7300
      @emilygordbort7300 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Sun Tzu was basically describing the bare basics to dumb rich kids who didn't yet have a convenient book explaining the bare basics to them

    • @tyrongkojy
      @tyrongkojy 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +45

      Exactly. You would be amazed at the stupidity of the nobility sometimes.

    • @SniperwolfHD
      @SniperwolfHD 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +47

      To be even more fair to Sun Tzu. Sometimes, you need to state to obvious. Like how someone had to say in 1914 that marching in line formation towards machinegun nests is a bad idea.

  • @bjincy
    @bjincy 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +282

    I love the fake beef between you and DJ peach cobbler😂

    • @joiford251
      @joiford251 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +50

      Nah, its real beef. Their gonna fight to the death at some point

    • @highangles7210
      @highangles7210 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

      I’m here for it

    • @swedishfish2357
      @swedishfish2357 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +16

      DJ Peach Cobbler is peak TH-cam. LAUGH. WOMAN ANGRY. LAUGH.

    • @WatcherontheWeb
      @WatcherontheWeb 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      Doesn't seem very fake to me

    • @DB-ku7vu
      @DB-ku7vu ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@WatcherontheWeb Did you watch the videos? There is no beef, it was constructive criticism.

  • @analysissel
    @analysissel 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +160

    A piece of comedy I think is often overlooked with Bluejay's videos is that, normally his Bluejay avatar is easy enough to play on your peripheral vision since there's so much animation to be focusing on, but when there's a moment of silence and nothing is happening on screen, and you just have the avatar to look at...
    your eyes slowly travel across the screen to where the bird is patiently sitting. Waiting. On your reaction.
    Your eyes meet its eyes.
    Its eyes meet yours.
    It stares. Dead. Black. Nothing. Silent.
    ...And moments later we're back to the action!

    • @foxyy2048
      @foxyy2048 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      So romantic

    • @THE-X-Force
      @THE-X-Force 6 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      Like a doll's eyes ...

  • @taskfroce80th95
    @taskfroce80th95 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +201

    "Only the dead has seen the end of war, and the end to this series"
    -Plato, probably

  • @DJPeachCobbler
    @DJPeachCobbler ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +113

    Love your videos so much, an island of humor and history in a sea of copy-and-paste Wikipedia hacks. Particularly liked the one recently where the confused time traveler was slowly murdered by Victorian England.
    On a personal note I think just having one source is fine if you’re working with something super niche. It depends, I think. If they’re an eye witness, for example, then that’s definitely worth something. I don’t know, there is no “burden of proof” for history. I’ve tried to find one.
    Part of the reason I moved onto the Modern Era from Rome was because ancient sources are so scant it means you really have to just say, “Plutarch said this, so whatever.”
    I was also very pleased to see you refrained from using slurs this time (I’m sorry I can’t help myself).

    • @BlueJayYT
      @BlueJayYT  ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +51

      Thank you señor Cobbler, your videos are a treat and tickle my brain as well, keep up the unhinged antics, king

    • @NaiX-me6ov
      @NaiX-me6ov ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      Maybe you should make a collaboratory video discussing your "healthy" obsessions with different eras of history

    • @bjt8691
      @bjt8691 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      Slurs? lmao

    • @theblueidiot5536
      @theblueidiot5536 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

      Maybe you two should get a room.(For studying history together of course)

    • @Artyomi
      @Artyomi 52 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@BlueJayYTThis is such a wholesome friendship, I love it. You guys should make out

  • @treyaldridge1757
    @treyaldridge1757 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +178

    4:32 China literally wrote the book on feeding your troops only to go up against one of the largest and most powerful military coalitions on Earth, in the winter, without feeding its troops.

    • @zack-lk8if
      @zack-lk8if 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +18

      "china" didn't literally write a book on feeding your troops. a Chinese general wrote a book about war tactics that happened to mention feeding your army

    • @treyaldridge1757
      @treyaldridge1757 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +36

      ​​@@zack-lk8if saying that a man from China literally wrote a book which outlined the importance of food as a logistical need in warfare was a much clunkier set up for my joke though.

    • @danielwoods3896
      @danielwoods3896 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Which war are you talking about? Korea?

    • @treyaldridge1757
      @treyaldridge1757 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@danielwoods3896 Yep, the Battle of Chosin. China got out-logisticsed so hard by NATO, they're still making propaganda films to cope about it to this day.

    • @lanceclement4087
      @lanceclement4087 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@danielwoods3896I think so, but honestly it doesn’t hit that well because China managed to push us roughly back to the 38th parallel

  • @ethansphotoshop2773
    @ethansphotoshop2773 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +132

    1:00 as an Aussie, that's pretty accurate. We must pray to the vegemite and worships its yeast

    • @tazgecko
      @tazgecko 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Nice to see our heroes "taking the piss" to a new level.

    • @madkoala2130
      @madkoala2130 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      *Meet the sniper intensifies

    • @qhu3878
      @qhu3878 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@madkoala2130 I mean being sniped by piss definitely fits with him

  • @MicrowaveOvenVideo
    @MicrowaveOvenVideo 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +136

    8:18 just got rickrolled by a freaking bird

  • @t.g.4468
    @t.g.4468 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +89

    “Triremes can’t melt wooden beams after all” I never thought I’d see a 9/11 reference go hand in hand with the siege of Tyre

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 8 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      It took me a while to understand the "Bush wanted to destroy the Two Towers" joke

  • @chrisbeer5685
    @chrisbeer5685 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +58

    Actually the drip rifles were far less effective than commonly assumed. In some cases they failed to fire at all, or were discovered to be fake after a few minutes.
    The success of the retreat was actually more due to it being done at night, happening very quickly and honestly the Ottomans just being happy to see their enemy retreating and not actually being that eager to pursue them.
    But it makes for a good story.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      In the days leading up to the evacuation the Anzacs kept feigning a withdrawal, just to slaughter the Ottoman scouts that were sent to check what was happening. Which is probably what lead them not to be that eager to see why there was only sporadic fire coming from the trenches.
      When the British later evacuated their positions, the Ottomans were in a better position to judge what was happening and did attack. But the Royal Navy blasted the chokepoints to cover the withdrawal there.
      The Ottomans were well aware that the allied forces were going to leave, there was a small armada of transports for it, they just didn't know when that was going to happen.

    • @Dan_Ben_Michael
      @Dan_Ben_Michael 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      I can’t seem to find any sources for your claim. I’m genuinely curious as my great grandfather was a Gallipoli veteran with the 3rd Light Horse Regiment. The Australian War Memorial claims it was effective, as well as countless other sources I’ve come across, but as I say I can’t find one source that says they were far less effective.
      I fail to see how they would’ve been discovered after a few minutes. Did the Turks cross no man’s land and subsequently discover empty trenches whilst the evacuation was in full swing? How else would they have known they were fake? Are you suggesting the Turks were fully aware of the evacuation and watched it all unfold and did nothing, despite the fact they were still at war and the Cannakale peninsula was not the only active theatre?
      Btw, The drip mechanism wasn’t the only method used. They also used a candle and string.

  • @dashiellgillingham4579
    @dashiellgillingham4579 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +20

    The Gallipoli retreat wasn’t unnoticed, the Ottoman forces figured it out much faster than anticipated. Commanders in the field were overly cautious probing the line, and then overall command was overly cautious about ordering the all-out assault. Orders travelled slowly back then, and the Ottomans forces only managed to engage a small number of rearguard while most of the British forces withdrew.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 5 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      But given that the Ottoman command was so hesitant, meaning there was still doubt in their mind about the retreat, could it not be said that it was unnoticed?

  • @maxstirland2291
    @maxstirland2291 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

    Honestly an elegant way to address being wrong about something in a previous video, I've seen way too many people just dig a bigger hole for themselves.
    Great job on the video!!!

  • @Hi-xh8kr
    @Hi-xh8kr 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

    “Until Isaac Newton took the wheel and pulled the trigger with the nerd magic of gravity” 1:27 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JimXOfficialChannel
    @JimXOfficialChannel 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +79

    1:41 BLUE JAY FACE REVEAL!!

    • @TheTF2Pianist
      @TheTF2Pianist 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

      Lol, honestly jealous. Irwin seems like such a genuine and down to earth guy.🫡

    • @tenebrousoul9368
      @tenebrousoul9368 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +18

      He's not a sentient blue bird?!

    • @suspence5832
      @suspence5832 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      Steve Ervin's Son? 🤯

    • @jo2832
      @jo2832 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      Yea we know. I thought we all already knew he was a stuffed toy blue Jay.

    • @swedishfish2357
      @swedishfish2357 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@suspence5832 Nah, he's related to Erwin Smith of Attack on Titan fame

  • @Zephyrous318
    @Zephyrous318 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +76

    "It looks like an island sir."
    "But what if it wasn't?"
    I straight up immediately asked 'what' at the same time the soldier did lmao. I was so shook by that statement.

    • @aaronbasham6554
      @aaronbasham6554 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      It's why the siege of tyre is so memorable

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 9 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      "Suppose we were islanders"

  • @Skeletonrider04
    @Skeletonrider04 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +53

    5:43 Holy shit a Stormlight reference in the wild

    • @roanneduarte8166
      @roanneduarte8166 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      Glad to know I'm not the only one who caught that.

    • @StitchTheFox
      @StitchTheFox 44 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      I was like, Wit?!

  • @mikerman1220
    @mikerman1220 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +164

    War is hell… and also just kinda hilarious sometimes

    • @Combes_
      @Combes_ 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      War is Hell-arious

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 39 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Combes_ 😂 That made me laugh!

  • @PhilippBrandAkatosh
    @PhilippBrandAkatosh 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

    did you know that ? : Thrilled to meet the famous thinker, Alexander asked if there was any favor he might do for him. To that, Diogenes replied: “Move a little to the right; you are blocking my sun.”

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      Story also goes that Diogenes renounced any and all possesions he did not deem absolutely necessary for survival. All he had was a bowl to drink water. When he went to the fountain one day to drink, he saw a child scooping water with the palm of its hands. Diogenes exclaimed "Yo, how embarassing, a fucking child outdid me in terms of simplicity" and threw away his bowl.

  • @nunchuckcanuck2827
    @nunchuckcanuck2827 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +72

    Dj peach cobbler is my favorite skitzo historian

    • @Macarony_753
      @Macarony_753 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

      The best kind of historian

    • @Ikirus
      @Ikirus 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      the only kind of historian I listen to

  • @ShinyShuckle-j1r
    @ShinyShuckle-j1r 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +102

    HONEY HONEY, GET THE KIDS!! A NEW BLUEJAY VIDEO IS OUT!!

    • @darkmacaw5769
      @darkmacaw5769 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Is he going to hunt you down orrrrr are you excited

    • @chuck9693
      @chuck9693 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Bab wake up blue Jay uploaded

    • @jesenjin8467
      @jesenjin8467 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Are you telling wife to get kids to you watch alone...
      Or are you telling her to bring kids to watch bluejay with you?

    • @resto4life
      @resto4life 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I BROUGHT THEM BABY

  • @yugoslavball1945
    @yugoslavball1945 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    “I watch you while you sleep” that explains the night terrors and schizophrenic episodes

  • @mateoewig4086
    @mateoewig4086 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +22

    5:40 I just want to point out that BlueJay is a Stormlight Archive fan which makes me incredibly happy

    • @vishwathramachandran
      @vishwathramachandran 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Stormlight reference! LETS GOOO.

    • @pineberry212
      @pineberry212 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Don't know how I missed that, I must've been looking away when that popped up

  • @tylerray1368
    @tylerray1368 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    Ah yes, my favorite pokemon: Baergu. I just love that its cry is "please God end the suffering". So unique!

  • @danielb270
    @danielb270 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

    HOID!!! (5:45)
    Strength before weakness, you blue chicken!

  • @Osmond_Wrought
    @Osmond_Wrought 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    With these callbacks, we need a sequel to the Lobster War with the Cod Wars. That's right, WARS plural!!!!

  • @MRDLT00
    @MRDLT00 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    11:45 Best Joke of the fucking year! XD

  • @hafplace1346
    @hafplace1346 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    building a peninsula is such a badass move

  • @scrollcaps
    @scrollcaps 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    You want a Birdzilla? Putting chickens in a nuclear tube is how you get Birdzilla.

  • @goblinkoma
    @goblinkoma 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

    Didn't expect to get Rick Rolled by ancient Chinese history today but here we are I guess

  • @Guacamoleeeeee
    @Guacamoleeeeee 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Everytime bluejay uploads it's like inhaling nicotine

  • @danielhale1
    @danielhale1 54 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +2

    Sun Tsu's advice was revolutionary for its time. Anyone who wants to know the state of battle tactics and strategy at that time should just read the advice given in The Art Of War, and think about why that direct instruction was necessary. These generals had to be explicitly told DO NOT got to war unless it's actually necessary. You need to survey the land and use terrain to your advantage. You need to think objectively and control your emotions. You need to plan ahead for how to feed your soldiers. You need to have a clear goal in mind for war. The mindset of many warriors and princes at the time was "They insult our honor by existing! The gods are with us we cannot lose! GO GET EM". A ruinous war for honor is still ruinous.

  • @lukearts2954
    @lukearts2954 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    @BlueJayYT
    @BlueJayYT you honestly are the only guy on TH-cam that can get me in tears laughing... And you consistently repeat that feat.

  • @Pneumonia-Nakey
    @Pneumonia-Nakey 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +29

    8:54 Fun fact: Alexander the Great was openly bisexual. So one point to you!

    • @blackgem12
      @blackgem12 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Scince he is Greek. Yeah I believe it.

    • @Nefferious
      @Nefferious 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Yes, so openly in fact that we have virtually no historical evidence to support anything of the sort.😂 His supposed fling with Hephaestion is practically all guesswork by later historians. It's not certain in the slightest that's what their relationship was like.
      There is a very good probability that he was sexualy involved with a eunuch but it's unclear if eunuchs were seen as male in Macedonian society, since there wasn't a practice of castrating children there.
      Terms like "openly bisexual" are modern concepts and do not accurately apply to ancient people.

  • @theroguenetwork1083
    @theroguenetwork1083 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    Babe wake up, BlueJay just kidnapped another innocent bystander for his whacky antics again

    • @nola281
      @nola281 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yeah he does that but we love him for it.

  • @ellugerdelacruz2555
    @ellugerdelacruz2555 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    13:51
    To quote the Major for Hellsing Abridged,
    "Blue balled for 40 years..."

  • @dallinhansen2321
    @dallinhansen2321 45 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +2

    5:46 Cosmere reference right after Wind and Truth releases? Hats off mate!

    • @joshrodz2482
      @joshrodz2482 43 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      Brooo, i literally clapped my hands

    • @dallinhansen2321
      @dallinhansen2321 41 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      Screenshotted right off lol

  • @Zyzyx442
    @Zyzyx442 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Omg I can totally see Alexander bragging about Aristotle being his teacher after hacking the knot.

  • @David-sf2po
    @David-sf2po 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

    What a glorious day when bluejay post

  • @NaiX-me6ov
    @NaiX-me6ov ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Cobbler is going to be pleased

  • @Crdn637
    @Crdn637 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    14:29 very well known fact, but France from 70s up to 90s had something simillar but more seriuous since it was in nuclear doctrine for 20 years with all equipment needed to follow up on it.
    They just planned to take short range Pluton missles and just nuke Germany (based) as a warning so they have nice strip of irradiated land between France and enemy
    Sadly they changed their doctrine to nuclear warning shot (still very cool nuclear doctrine but not as good as the cold war one)

    • @HellbirdIV
      @HellbirdIV 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Literally every other nuclear power's nuclear doctrine: "We have nukes, but we swear we will never, under any circumstances, use them in a first strike, so everything will be cool as long as you're cool."
      France's nuclear doctrine: "As long as you die first, I still win."

  • @xxchaosxx3076
    @xxchaosxx3076 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    5:43 seeing fucking Wit in a BlueJay video was the last thing I expected but I guess showing up where he isn't expected is very in character.

  • @EnterpriseTheBigE
    @EnterpriseTheBigE ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    The Blue Bird Strike Again with Another Good One.

  • @helly_dic
    @helly_dic ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    it's that one time of the year when blue jay actually uploads

  • @GvF11
    @GvF11 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    When i heard about the mines my mind immediately went to Project Pidgeon ( a pigeon-controlled guided bomb). Seems like birds and explosives are a natural pairing.

  • @TheMyrmo
    @TheMyrmo 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Orphan-meat AND a radio transitter! A deal only a fool would fail to capitalize on.

  • @lordhuntington5704
    @lordhuntington5704 46 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Ngl, the art of war is even more genius than people give it credit for. Sun Tzu managed to write an extensive guide on for the time fairly advanced war tactics in a way that snobby kings and emperors would understand. Sure, we know we need to bring food when going into battle but someone who had private chefs all their life can easily forget about this stuff. Truly genius.

  • @MicrowaveOvenVideo
    @MicrowaveOvenVideo 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Robert being a BlueJay viewer has made my day!

  • @shadhinov
    @shadhinov 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Blue Jay with the best response to someone making a critique video 🤣

  • @tkdmike9345
    @tkdmike9345 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +20

    The god bird has graced us again!!!!

    • @SaneAcorn2389
      @SaneAcorn2389 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Gotta love god bird

  • @Christian_ThePumpkinDestroyer
    @Christian_ThePumpkinDestroyer 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    "No animals were harmed making this video"
    I pretty sure humans are considered as animals

  • @karstenbuijs
    @karstenbuijs 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Bleujay, i still need my how to become a dictator video, lets just say i have big plans.

  • @richeybaumann1755
    @richeybaumann1755 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Bluejay has fully transformed into an omniscient yet morally gray god of chaos and I'm 100% here for it.

  • @myself2noone
    @myself2noone ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Honestly, referring to fire as "angry air" is the most accurate and funny thing I've seen in a while.

  • @guvyygvuhh298
    @guvyygvuhh298 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    "Who shot me?"
    "That would be a can of piss"
    One of the quotes of all time

  • @nickywags0712
    @nickywags0712 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Haha I love how you referenced the DJ Peach Cobbler video. He’s one of my favorite channels of all time and when he made a video correcting a little detail in your video it was so fun. Love both y’all’s content

  • @BabaBlueJay
    @BabaBlueJay 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Joking? Don't you know that is forbidden by the fun vampires Blue Jay? For shame 😂

  • @jkboi1887
    @jkboi1887 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    5:42 elite reference with Wit

  • @strikeforce1500
    @strikeforce1500 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    "The ANZAC isn't feeling the Great part of the War" bruh,that's an excellent resume of the whole war

  • @MicrowaveOvenVideo
    @MicrowaveOvenVideo 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    It took me 33 seconds to click in hopes I could be traumatized by a blue, feathery, piss-drinking demon after my last final. You didn't disappoint.
    edit: I see no evidence to suggest he isn't drinking the piss

  • @zacharydonofrio7285
    @zacharydonofrio7285 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    11:53 this actually made me laugh out loud on the bus

  • @miscellaneoussarnian5282
    @miscellaneoussarnian5282 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    13:47 *sigh* something about anger, disappointment and the actions of an illegal state

  • @publicspeaker4009
    @publicspeaker4009 52 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    5:19 “bad touch” is crazy 😂

  • @BNugget69
    @BNugget69 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    10:28 they will never see it coming

  • @orcaofmordor
    @orcaofmordor 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    "No animals were harmed in the making of this video, unless you count 49ers fans."
    Joke's on you, nothing can hurt us more than watching the team injure itself to pieces and exist in a purgatory of excessive mediocrity.

  • @Queen_Vexus
    @Queen_Vexus ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    The drip rifle could be seen as the first autonomous turret made in times of war to not need manual arms to operate. It also probably broke some kind of convention because it could fire upon an sentient, without needing to be consulted or get orders to/from an sentient, which is an controversial take. Especially, now even more so, in modern times where drones exist as both land vehicles and aerial vehicles, both armed to the teeth.

  • @siechamontillado
    @siechamontillado 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    1:59 Talk about taking the piss!

  • @vidsbychazzle2056
    @vidsbychazzle2056 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Oh my God! A Bluejay!!! Made my last couple days worth the struggle. Thank you! The bird is the word! Now I watch!

  • @alessandrorizzetti2964
    @alessandrorizzetti2964 34 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    I dont know if this story is too popular already but if you ever do a part 4 you should talk about how Finland during the cold war to prevent the soviets from detonating mines via radio decided to blast the same finnish song on every radio frequency for several weeks straight until the mines batteries died down.

  • @mikerouch416
    @mikerouch416 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Need blue jay peach cobbler collaboration!!!!

  • @RaphBlade7
    @RaphBlade7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    *The following are the musings of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it!*
    [EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] "BLUEJAY brought us an early Christmas present this year!" 2:00 - "That JOKE was SO GOOD it literally KILLED HIM!" 2:11 - "Well, there are exceptions to every rule!" 2:19 - "BLUEJAY is getting into the spirit of the season with this MERCH!" 2:46 - "As a SALTY SEAGULL, it's so nice to see pirate themed gifts around Christmas time!" 3:28 - "Props on pointing that out! I mean some history is more myth or straight up propaganda! I mean for awhile and even today, some people believe the popular misconception that the Pyramids were built by slave labor which has been refuted by modern research and discoveries!" 3:41 - "Lots a gaps and in some cases it's guess work! Also biases can exist and then you have those pseudo archeologists like the Ancient Aliens crowd or groups like the Nazis who tried to use there interpretation of history to justify their crimes!" 16:45 - "Now I just wanna see a film where Operation Blue Peacock ends up creating COCKZILLA!"

  • @Super_Jupiter
    @Super_Jupiter ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    The thing he said about Georgie Bush filled me with a gasp followed by many hearty giggles

  • @rasmusn.e.m1064
    @rasmusn.e.m1064 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    One interesting sidenote on Tyre: the original and still British spelling of the word "tire" is "tyre" because they are actually named after the whole Alexander incident where he turned the city from an island into a peninsula.
    It refers to the fact that wheels need to have tyres in order to make contact with the ground.

  • @garrettlindley1497
    @garrettlindley1497 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I'm so glad to see more from you! You are hilarious and have made my day thank you!.... also if you were to be put into... containment would you be angry? *SCP*

  • @Nannieg3h
    @Nannieg3h 4 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    I adore the false beef between you and DJ Peach Cobbler. 😂

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    When he said Australians I immediately thought it was the Emu war.

  • @ryreis5913
    @ryreis5913 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Yessssss the best way to cure a long work day, the dulcet tones of BlueJay

  • @malegria9641
    @malegria9641 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    5:19 you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals

  • @tomasmacak4603
    @tomasmacak4603 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Bro got traumatised by a TH-cam thumbnail

  • @ribbke
    @ribbke 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    1:15 how did they get the birds to fire the rifle? Did they tie them to it with the string?

  • @dervakommtvonhinten517
    @dervakommtvonhinten517 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    hahaha those yue and alexander jokes were fantastic XD

  • @Sir_Saki
    @Sir_Saki 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    LYLE! LYLE, BLUEJAY UPLOADED, LYLE!!!
    BLUEJAY UPLOADED!!!!

  • @alejandrodardon4439
    @alejandrodardon4439 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Oh how we have missed you 🤌🏼🔥

  • @smalltime0
    @smalltime0 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    The great thing about Blue Peacock, and it can't be overstated, is that mines are *never* accidently triggered.

  • @sirsplintfastthepungent1373
    @sirsplintfastthepungent1373 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Horror, indeed." is this channel's mission statement.

  • @mry77
    @mry77 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I always love bluejay videos, so fun and interesting, and you can always tell a lot of work is put into the videos and each individual joke.
    I also love yet another marketable blue jay toy to go right next to my Plushy! I am sure happy and glad and nothing is wrong. The way the bluejay plush screams at me buy the plushy so it may break free of the chains of a thousand souls to wreak its vengeance upon us mortals souls. Again, love the high quality videos. May bluejays rise be as glorious as the day of the vengeful jay gods- uh I mean have a great day!

  • @MikosTurtle
    @MikosTurtle 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    7:11
    The soliders: "Imma do whats called a pro gamer move"

  • @soonmiiya
    @soonmiiya 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    the land down six feet under 💀😭

  • @OrangeSheepPlayz
    @OrangeSheepPlayz 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    OMG YASS NEW BLOO JAY VIDEO!!!! :D

  • @masscreationbroadcasts
    @masscreationbroadcasts 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    4:19 - 4:36 How did he discover such incredible knowledge?

  • @lonewolf7442
    @lonewolf7442 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    The day is always better with a blue jay upload

  • @HowlV1
    @HowlV1 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Only recently got into these videos but they are an absolute treat every time

  • @R0SE3E
    @R0SE3E 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    It’s gonna be a good day bluejay uploaded!!!❤

  • @RaverOperatorGeeza
    @RaverOperatorGeeza 27 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    so glad i discovered this channel sometime over the just couple of years. i love these videos on bluejay (not so much redjay, but that's ok, i can see why the channels are spilt!)

  • @watson51199
    @watson51199 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I’ve been praying and waiting for the gods to answer the call for another BlueJay video.

  • @xandertheupriser8600
    @xandertheupriser8600 58 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Wasn't the Art of War basically to explain the basics of war to the point that it was supposed to teach silver spoon nobles that never once seen the field of battle that this is what you were supposed to do.

  • @autisticaeronaut
    @autisticaeronaut ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    can't wait for 4 wacky war tactics 4 nutshells

  • @smalltime0
    @smalltime0 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    The jar of vegemite, chef's kiss.
    It's why they could survive with intermittent supply for so long

  • @calvinjaspergonzalez7329
    @calvinjaspergonzalez7329 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    you got me with the gumballs lol