The Custodes are Perfect in every way
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Funny thing to note in lore. As Custodes are picked at a young age, everything about them, including personality gets tweaked to suit desired effect. So, if custodian behaves and acts like a pompous know it all, it is because someone specifically wanted to make him that way.
This makes me have questions about TTS
@@corbingarrison7167I suspect Big E was high on narcotics
@@corbingarrison7167 What can we say - someone specifically wanted to make them that way ;)
Tweaked is the key word there. It's just as likely that such traits are just the result of predispositions they didn't see/see the need to alter or counteract, or for that matter experiences much later in life
@@fluffly3606this is the correct response, not everything is a big master plan
Fans: "Why do the hive fleets move towards Terra? Must be the lighthouse drawing them in..."
The Custodes remembering the Tyranids they released for a blood game and never found
Ahh, it all makes sense now
Oops
It's chilling with all the coins and crumbs between the emperors throne pillows
Ah fuck..
@@Mr.LaughingDuckand tea don't forget the tea
When I was a custodian I tried to tell my job about the all the effort the Emperor put into me and that I was his voice, and they said "Who is the Emperor and why is the janitor talking about him?"
They are just jealous about how perfect you are
"This is not a mop, it is a camouflaged Guardian Spear."
Fear not brother, the Emperor will shepherd them into the light according to his will. Until then, protect humanity from the dark, for he loves them.
Then they dropped dead and you thanked the emperor
I like the idea of Custodes not only being guards, but actual custodians of the Imperial Palace as well. I mean, someone has to polish all that gold, after all.
A really cool aspect about the Blood Games is that it’s origins are explained in the Alpharius book. Alpharius wants to test the custodians and prove a point so he tries to assassinate the emperor only to be stopped at the last minute by Valdor who he then teams up with to create the blood games and improve the security of the imperial palace to protect the emperor
I find it funny that the emperor HATES the blood games but sees it as a necessary evil and he never holds it against any of the custodians that get close enough to land a blow against him
Blood Games got started differently in another book.
Man, I hate non-centralized lore...
One thing to note about Custodes is that they have a stronger sense of identity and individuality unlike Space Marines that have most of their personality burned away by way of strict mental conditioning. When a Custodes gets a small bit of free time for themselves they actually have hobbies which is adorable for an 8ft tall demigod.
Have you ever imagined a Custodes just having a cat cafe somewhere in an abandoned wing of the Imperial Palace? I feel like somebody needs to just write that into the cannon, I mean we had a bead on where the Mona Lisa was pre heresy, we also had Fulgrim get tortured in a BDSM session by his sons so a Custodes cat cafe with loads of Fantastic Felines.
We all know they're busy painting minis and competing in tabletop wargames with one another
Arent they 9ft tall
@@JammesJack-td6gvyes
@@JammesJack-td6gvsize varies like every infantry, which is weird but I guess perfection isn’t a solid mark but rather perfecting is
Fun fact the Custodes have actual hobbies. Like, for real. Tribune Colquan, top 3 Custodian and personal attachè to Guilliman, plays instruments, weaves CARPETS, and enjoys flavored waters.
The idea of custodes weaving carpets is the funniest shit ever.
An army so perfect, it will turn it's players into Henry Cavill.
Henry announces a contest to all Warhammer nerds. One year to see who manages to get the most gains in the gym from their starting point and he will buy them the complete army of their choice as well as a standing purchase of anything new that comes out for that army. Be a bunch of buff nerds running around.
they should make female custodes
Alpha legion looks so cool with their gold armor
Do you know whose “assassination attempt” on the Emperor was the inspiration behind the Custodes’ Blood Games? That’s right. Alpharius. Alpha Legion lore psy-op continues!
More than just an attempt, Alpharius could have landed that shot if he wanted lol
@@KevinJohnson-cv2noLike Emperor don't know it,he is greatest psyker after all.
Canonically, Alpharius was actually all of the Custodes at the same time
@@KevinJohnson-cv2no His goal wasn’t to assassinate the Emperor, but to test the palace security and flex on the Custodes while he was at it. I guess you could call it a “mission failed successfully”.
@@KevinJohnson-cv2no right. what @jamesf3871 said. It was basically a security audit. In modern terms we'd call it an OPFOR exercise which is exactly what the Blood Games are.
Guys, we have a mission. We have to contact Henry and show him this video!
Pretty sure he already knows. His army IS Custodes, after all.
@@tarinindell8217 i know. I love how inside he is just kinda nerd
Fuck no. Most of the info in this video is wrong.
Here is my favorite anecdote about the Custodian. A Space Marine with all of his enhancement and armor can fight nonstop (i.e. no rest, food etc.,) for about 4 to 6 weeks. A Custodian can do the same thing for about a CENTURY!
You may only need like 10 custodians, but writing their full names would see you die of old age.
One of my favorites things about the Custodes is the fact they're basically just perfect humans, whereas Space Marines are made to be perfect soldiers. The Astartes look weird, blocky and kind of goofy and act in a very inhuman manner, but the Custodes are just a human scaled up and perfected. I imagine if the Emperor succeeded in his plans, given enough time, he would of made every human to the level of the Custodes.
Also, I know Custodes are made to be unshackably loyal to the Emperor and the Imperium but I've always liked the idea of a Custodian somehow ending up as the king of a planet of primitive xenos far from the Imperiums borders. Don't know how such a thing could happen, but I imagine the hand wavey answer of "warp fuckery" could suffice. I've always liked the trope of a species being lead by a person of a different species, especially when that person is a human. The Goblin King from the Labyrinth, the Overlord (titular), Saruman from Lord of the Rings and other examples. I think, given 40K's scale, they could allow such a story to exist. It would make for a nice contrast, a story of a powerful human acting as a protector over a race of aliens instead of wanting to purge them like most of the Imperium.
Warhammer is so big,that could totally happen. Write it yourself! It could be fun.
a retired custode, getting lost and finding one forgotten xeno subject species or abhuman species and remembering that the emperor ordered the crusade to not harm them is the most likely way that turns out.
@@bmetalfish3928One little problem - every creation of Emperor hate xenos of all kind
@@user-fu2tx9hp4r sanctioned xenos species and individuals have been a part of the lore for a while. disperatly, might only have been mentioned once, though rouge traders and psykers get to sanction individuals.
It is alot more likely they'd do it with abhumans though.
@@user-fu2tx9hp4rthere were actually a lot of Xenos sanctioned and basically told "they were one of the good ones" during the Great Crusade. Xenophobia beyond logic is a comparatively recent development, so it'd still work I think.
I only hate the two Rare custodian L's:
1) Being decimated by harlequins cause the author thought they were some random ass astartes or infantry unit
2) Horus being able to turn 50 of them to chaos when the emperor came for his ass on his ship (a custodian fighting beside the emperor himself should never fall to chaos, given that their will is definitely stronger than that of a grey knight)
Didn’t cypher kill a bunch moving through the palace on his way to kill the emperor with a bunch of fallen?
They didnt fall they were pupettered think more forced to move forcefully against their Will
To be fair, the Harlequins are to the Eldar as the Custodes are to mankind.
Harlequuins are the custodes of Eldar. Humans aren't beyond end all of the galaxy my dude. It wasn't Horus it was the CHAOS GODS THEMSELVES. I don't care how awesome they are. If one of the 4 appears they sure as fuck will get corrupted.
They didn't fall to Chaos, they were possessed. They were all literally screaming inside their heads.
3:38 LITTLE KITTEN!!!!!
"HUMONGOUS TERMINATOR DADDIES!!"
Custodes have some really cool sub factions i love the emissaries Imperatus since big e cant talk he speaks to custodes in there meditation so they inact his will. when big e speaks to them they were the sheild host who went to help drop off the primaris marines after they were filled with the spirt of the emperor to help Guilliman
I think the shadowkeepers or solar watch have such good paint schemes vs the regular red and gold
My first army is Custodes, just started painting them a few months ago. Imagine my surprise when I painted my first Sister of Silence after going through two squads of Wardens.
"Oh. This is how easy it is to paint normal troops."
I had the same experience when painting my combat patrol ( also is my first army). Only difference is that I painted the sisters first. I was shocked by the difficulty jump when I started painting my first custodian guard.
I'm one of the people who loved Master of Mankind. Custodes in battle are utterly terrifying. Highly recommend the Watchers of the Throne series (wish it were a trilogy) if you haven't already read it. Follows a Custodes, a Sister of Silence, and a deputy to the High Lords of Terra at the moment when the cicatrix maledictum rips open, demons invade Terra, and Guilliman shows up on the moon. The Vaults of Terra series isn't as good, but the first book features Custodes and does a good job with their depiction. When the main character, an inquisitor, meets them, he's shocked because they're so rarely seen they're considered a myth. I hadn't considered that even an inquisitor wouldn't necessarily be privy to the fact that they exist. The book also takes you *deep* within the palace.
I loved, LOVED, the intro for the custodian.
Revus, the captain of the Inquisitor's retinue, was investigating something and got caught by some Arbites. After knocking them out (cause there's no sense in killing loyal humans) he leaps into an elevator and said elevator's roof gets *ripped off*.
Revus looks up and says "Oh... shit..." considering it's the only swear word in the book...
They're so perfect they can't clown around.
That's more a flaw than a sign of perfection, the best humans should be able clown at least on par with the harlequins and show them that they are not so superior after all.
my golden tube of custards~
The greatest lore master in existence
Fun fact custodes don’t have two hearts like a astartes.
They are not glorified space marines but more akin too humanity truly perfected in the emperors image.
Another interesting fact the blood games go on for months if not years a custodian isn’t just dropped outside the palace with iarmor on he’s dropped on the other side of Terra no armor and has to make his way back moving undetected through Terra’s seedy underground to throw off any from any spies.
The longest one I've heard of is 10 years
I fucking love Custodes. One of the coolest things I've heard in 40k is that when space marines watch the custodes fight it makes them physically uncomfortable because the space marines are so hard-coded to work as a team they can't handle seeing a little one-man army and it makes them feel the closest thing they can feel to fear. That is easily one of the most badass things I've ever heard. The way the battles are described in the Watchers of the Throne series make everything they do seem so completely effortless. My god they are awesome!
There's an old excerpt of a merc turned soldier from the unification wars era. He said "that level of raw naked power, it was unfair..." after seeing a custodian kill a whole squad of humans in a few seconds then kick over an entire tank and tear it open
"THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANNON"
I love the custodes and I can't wait to see this video 😂
I genuinely love them. I am planning on changing my profile to a custodian soon because I love their lore just that much
Hey! You still gonna change it?
Been 8 months at this point… you’re like my dad never keeping his promises
Keep in mind,
Astartes fight like dogs. In packs.
Custodes fight like Lions. A bunch of Lions. Individuals together, but still singular in their direction.
That was old lore against one of Lorgars sons, now after Master of Mankind they're just better at everything in such a way that 5 custodes can fight an entire chapter in an equal way and protect themselves from threats the other isn't even aware was a threat in the first place
@@megamanxz-fb7ozstill kinda similar to how we portray dogs in packs and lions in prides
5 lions are strong enough to hold off far greater odds, or at least that's how they're portrayed in art and literature and in movies
I think the mindset of it is still canonical
@@jidk6565 not really, the mindset was set up thinking they actually suck fighting together when in reality they know when they're losing their shit in the middle of a fight to cover for an enemy that might get the chance to kill them like what happened to Ra and a World Eater he was going to kill while thinking about how Angron sucks before another Custodes did so for him
@@megamanxz-fb7oz lions fight/hunt well together in groups
Saying one fights more like dogs while the other fights like lions Is still fair and relatively accurate
It just has shifted meaning with time
@@jidk6565 no, the phrase was said by a space marine trying to call them out on how they can't fight better than them as a team on the older lore
MAKE FUN OF HIM HENRY
MAKE FUN OF HIM HENRY
Custodes are quite possibly one of my favorite factions in the setting. I love that they exist as a proof-of-concept for the Emperor's vision for humanity, a teaser trailer or rough sketch for how mankind can become like unto gods.
They are not intended to solely be weapons, though they excel at that as well. I love that they are philosophers, diplomats, historians, etc, because they are the Emperor's bodyguards and companions.
Also, great note on power scaling. While I love alot of ADB's writing, he shouldn't be let anywhere near within 100 yards of anything loyalist. From what I have gathered, his daddy issues prevent him from doing them any justice, continuity be damned. Similarly...Abnett. Just...Abnett.
The dude is the M Night Shyamalan of Warhammer, will just throw things in the for the twist.
Final bit to tie into that: The Horus Heresy Novels have definitely helped the power creep along and the power yoyoing. One minute, Angron is surviving a Titan stepping on him and the next Guilliman is almost unalived by a squad of goober marines.
Magnus probably has it the worst internally. One minute he singlehanded destroys Eldar Titans and creates a forcefield capable of holding off the sustained barrage of an entire Iron Warriors Grand Company while having a tense dialogue with Pertuabo. The next, Doggo Russ and Vulkan are one on oneing him.
I love me some Vulkan, but how that went down was...a thing.
TLDR: Yeah, some things are more consistent than others but drift happens over time. Hell, just look at the Custodes. They went from "almost marines" and "fight like lions" to each one being head and shoulders above all but the greatest of Astartes Champions and even giving Primarchs trouble while being SUPREMELY coordinated as units. The second part made way more sense, because as bodyguards you would have to work like that.
Ehhhh. They are slaves to Big E though. Literally incapable of calling him on his bullshit. Unless I have free will like Kitten I rather not to be one 😂😅
Great video just wish it was a whole lot longer LOL. Love your work big man you bring a unique perspective on the lore in a funny way. I would love a long deep dive into the Custododes, and see what info you can dig up. Keep up the seriously great work
I need a deep dive of custodian lore
Henry should play the Captain General on screen.
Henry should fill out Exorcist lore because daemon k/d go brrr.
Which.
One.
@@NameName2.0 Kitten, of course
@@astroglider7490he is the only captain general I recognize
Never change. I love your format and humor. I do like the post vid thoughts too. Keep up the good work.
“Is that the Custodes? Yo bro, we don’t want this fight….trust me.”
- Chaos
Iirc, arent they all also super-geniuses who are absolute masters in all fields of science and phisolophy as well?
Fun fact: Alpharius Omegon was the guy who invented the blood games
Woohoo.
Bruva Alfabusa for the win!
Stomp Stomp
There are a billion lore things to gush over here, and probably a massive debate to be had about Norn Emissaries and clowns, but rather than poke that beehive or author a lore rabbit-hole, I feel compelled to bring any new fans present into contact with one of the best series of fan animation that have ever been produced.
The Adeptus Custodes have the honor of being featured prominently in "If The Emperor Had A Text-To-Speech Device", a non-canon fan work made by a team of people now referred to as "Ogre Poppenang" and released by Alfabusa on his channel, "Bruva Alfabusa". The main characters, apart from Big E himself, overwhelmingly consist of Custodians and returned Primarchs. Since scenes from TTS were often based on actual battles on the Warhammer 40K (9th Edition predominantly, IIRC) tabletop, Custodians were much squishier in TTS than in lore (because a lore-accurate army of Custodes would instantly destroy any illusion of game balance, tabletop Custodes are strong but nerfed SEVERELY to ensure that they aren't just instant win tickets. They can't just have a single squad of Custodes balanced to the points cost and power of an entire army either, because otherwise, nobody would do anything but buy like four Custodian models to complete an army, and they still need their model sales to make profit).
Thus, keep in mind that Custodians are generally much more powerful, competent, and mature than TTS makes them out to be... TTS was plenty hilarious and took many liberties to deliver a better end result, and we love them for that, even if it did lead to some lore deviations. Most of those deviations were hilarious (e.g. Kaldor Draigo being portrayed as a godlike madman due to Warp exposure, the Engine of Woes being a particularly meme-worthy model of modern day car, Corvus Corax doing nothing for 10,000 years but compose Gothic poetry while stuck in said car, and taking the whole "Custodians took off their golden armor in their grief and shame" to a whole other level, even though they've been retconned to only swap the color of their fabric accessories), and some helped drive the plot or allow for more control of the story! I can't say too much, for fear of spoiling things.
TTS is set pre-13th Black Crusade and features the Emperor regaining the ability to command his Imperium and learn of it's present situation (that disgusts and disappoints him in many ways). The art style of TTS is deceptively simple, and likely started simple... but over time, became a massive undertaking to retain the style and identity of the series while increasing the quality. Voice acting is amazing and largely done in-house by the group of friends who created the series. The series may not be suitable for young audiences, but is definitely worth checking out if you are mature!
After GW's infamous crackdown on fan animations and artists, Alfabusa and friends stopped making Warhammer content, rebranded to the aforementioned Ogre Poppenang, and now produce similar format content in the World of Darkness and Half-Life settings ("Hunter: The Parenting" and "Half-Life: Zero Viscosity" respectively). Text-To-Speech is on infinite hiatus, waiting until GW deals with the fact that curb-stomping fan works in order to leave Warhammer+ as the only player in the Warhammer content niche was a horrible idea and repeals the ban on fan animations.
Custodes have been my main army for years, I painted them based on some fanart of Artorias from Dark Souls as a Custodian. I really recommend them for beginners, they're relatively affordable, easy to make look good, and they have strong base stats without much in the way of rules bloat, kinda the complete opposite of the Mechanicus in that way
Apart from the fact that they spent the best part of 10 thousand years oiling each others' abs.
I think I was expecting more when I first read about custodians. One book had a custode dead from a lascannon and in another 2 space marines jumped on one and blew themselves up. Kinda imagined them more invincible
Isn't it makes better? Primarchs don't invincible too,and can be harmed by enough power,so why custodes can't?
Welcome to 40ks inconsistent writing! Would you like me to recap such fun debates as whether anyone can run in terminator armor and what tyrannids sound like?
I guarantee a lack of consistency the harder one squints the more pronounced the effect!
And then 5 of them are supposed to be able to beat an entire hive fleet, thats what happens when you have so many writers
@Sara3346 Terminator armor gives more power than requires,custodes are nearly invincible for most weapon,but plasma in short distance?
@@user-fu2tx9hp4r oh no I find it perfectly plausible that a lascanon if fired at close range could have killed a custodian, but more from unbinding protiens from sheer heat than making him explode, and I bet the armor would still remain.
Funny that old Uriel is mentioned, while I was reading swords of calth(book 7), I noticed a few changes about him - for one, he had a bionic eye in book 6, yet here he both his bio eyes, and he started in gravis rather than tacticus armor, ofc, he gets it in the end(so model matches). And his 2nd Pasanius, while remains firstborn, got his own tacticus armor (scaled up to his massive frame).
5 seconds in and already a jojo reference lol
Very good video as always. I really like the golden banana boys, at least in my opinion they fit the " demigods of war" look way more then Astartes.
I am fully aware that me bringing this up is beating a dead horde but im still a bit confused and puzzled how a bunch of Eldar clowns managed to take them down one time. That didnt make much sense.
Anyways cant wait for the next Astartes Legion video!
The author of that story I believe was under the impression that Custodians were just regular humans with good gear, not the 9-ft unstoppable demigods they really are. This is why you research folks.
I have a custodes fan made character who is basically what happens when a custodes decides he's to small. So, he stands roughly 50% taller, and is way bulkier than the other custodes to the point where they were able to fit weapons systems into his armor like shoulder mounted missile launchers, wrist mounted plasma weapons, and much more. During training they put blocks of ceramite on his back to add even more weight. They call his the titan of tera and spends most of his time running around the galaxy putting out as many fires as he can by dropping on them from orbit, and he doesn't use a drop pod he straight up just hops out just outside of the atmosphere and drops the entire way to the surface with nothing but his weapons and power armor.
So the fact that a Tyranid killed six of em in the latest Leviathan book is a sign that things really are boned now
I believe that was a norn emissary which is supposed to be crazy powerful and also has millions of years worth experience and evolution. Potentially billions
Vengeful spirit:
Fuck your anti warp protection
Custodes:
BLEEDING FROMM THEIR EYES
Can't believe Alpha Legion used to have Golden Armor...
So with each piece of their armour ..an artisan could spend his whole life creating just one part ...
Just the idea that the dimwitted and friendly Ogryn you've been traveling with, gets a Vox notification, stands up straight, ends the fight he's in if you were in the middle of one by himself, and then leaves without saying a word to you or your other companions, is just funny to me.
Yup. New edition, new army. And that army is the golden boys. Almost done painting a combat patrol.
You kill me with your intro!
I want a re-trained Golden boys for Kill team.
The power Creep is real.
Looking forward to your takes on Grey Knights & Sisters of Battle!
Let's gooooooo, i feel like you would make some ghost rider looking custodes
To give an idea of how much effort the Emperor spent making the Custodes he has literally said to them "your lives are the only ones I am miserly with."
To give context this dude was planning on axing a couple of the primarchs after the crusade was over.
Mr. Bones, more like Mr. Boner, gotta love the awkward way you make content. Well done my man. Keep up the good work.
I'm a highlighted comment too!? Dreams do come true. What a chad.
Yeah, yeah. They may be alright but the have nothing on the funny clown elves.
Custodes are the buff tf2 mercs version of space marines
Petition to make him start the Alpha Legion episode with "Hi, I'm Alpharius"
A story where the Ogryn is revealed to be a Custodian right at the end sounds incredible
3:42 third on the right is kitten
I’ll always love Ultramarines as they have being my first army going for them.
But I have been drawn to the golden boys, I just think the whole elite bodyguards thing is cool and the models all look amazing 🤩
I got their Xmas box last year and plan on picking up the combat patrol to bring it up to a full 2k list. Then The plan is build it all and get it all painted in one big batch. I’ve been building up a stockpile of gold spray primer for when that day arrives.
3:38 Oh hi Kitten!
a yes the ultramarines in golden armor har har har
The caretaker album is definitely a best pick for the background music for how hopeless any faction that opposes the Imperium Of Man would be when they even try to think of how to get to The Emperor.
Chaos: I fear no man!
- Custodians existing
Chaos: But that thing.. it scares me.
Oh that’s neat. Now here’s a list of things more “perfect” then a custodes:
A bug
A bigger bug
magnets chucking metal
A big green boy
A lucky sabba
A Krok
A heavy object
All the eldar that like jokes to much and have extremely poor communication skills
Arthur really doing everything in his power to avoid making an Alpha Legion video 😂
Imagine being the guy with the balls to pitch the Blood Games.
I loik muh golden perfect bois.
I recall one of the audio dramas said out right that even a primarch would hesitate to get in the training pits with one
Okay, but what about all this Dark Angels shenanigans dealing with Custodes in the Imperial freaking Palace?
they only fought against one black cell captain, the rest of the book they were killing space marine, serfs and combat servitors
"Will singlehandedly win any war"
*Tyranids laugh in Norn Emissary*
3:45 there's our best boi
0:16 the chaos worshipper's face here just screams "oh shit"
I have a combat patrol and set of custodian guard I'm working on. They're pretty dope
6:11 lions still tend to hunt in packs, a better analogy would be the solitary yet fucking massive and powerful tiger
The entire Horus Heresy was just an elaborate Custodes blood games session that got way too out of hand
I would love a 40k book about an IG and an Ogryn who's secretly just an old Custodes.
He pretends to be dumb and the Guardsman slowly uncovers the truth! 😆
When I got into Warhammer40,000 a couple years ago, the first thing I drilled into my head, THE #1 RULE… Is the Rule of Cool.
So now I have a Custodes and Dark Angel army I’m in the middle of putting together and painting.
I am a witness
I gotta say I always look forward to tour videos!
Having completed my knights. It's now time for custodes lol
I love the banaybois so much I've been waiting for this one!
As a custode kt owner I deny this video, custode are just well proportioned overpowered golden space marines with anime main character complex
Great Video as always! (On the note of not starting cuz poor... same bro, Custodes really a lifesaver in the grand scheme of 40k)
Tho I am sad ya didn't mention their mentality since it is actually the reason they are my fav faction but that would increase the length of the video so its alright
Its great to see badass be badass too!
Me checking the comments for Mr Cavill. Also fantastic Video
@3:44 hey guys look! It’s Kitten!
From the name, I think it's likely their bolt shells are _micro nukes._
Watching this makes me all the more confused and pissed at the outcome of the battle on Mars with Kitten.
If everything you said is true, then what the hell, TTS?
*Norn emissary has entered the chat*
Ah yes, the Golden Banana Boys of Fitness
Emperor bless the glorious banana boys
its even funnier because when mr bones says "slows down" it means that they slow down by like a fraction of a nanosecond
There was this one Custodes guard, who got half his head blown off, kept on fighting and tore the enemy a new asshole without knowing he was dead.
somebody show this to henry
Just when you seid " The high end" an add with 2 giant Gorillas boxing eachother with Boeing glowes came up .
Custodian to random imperial citizen: you must die because one day you will betray the emperor
Citizen: I would not, what hard evidence do you have
Custodian: I had a dream
I can't even watch a tabletop game with Custodes because they're so OP. "I hit on 2s and wound on 2s, re-roll 1s." Or something like that lol.
Just a custodian getting a wif of a genestealer... And begins riping through the infrastructure to get to the genestealer...
Gene stealer be like
"Haha in safe in this small crevice where big Golden boy can't touch me... Let's see if I can bother him"
(Genestealer begins to attempt to torment the custodian)
Custodian the moment a sound is Heard...
"I know where you are."
(Custodian processes to excavate the crevice where the genestealer is)
Genestealers have many cults on terra
@@averageeughenjoyer6429 probably why terra is in such disrepair....
Man custodes kick major ass. I've been in this hobby for 5 years now all because of them not to mention I got into creating models because I wanted to see what it would be like in VR with them. Cheers to hoping to see some live-action golden boys soon.