Nick Swardson | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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Nick Swardson joins This Past Weekend to talk about Joe Rogan, being a fan, and drug stories.
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@Brian Whitney a
Can you have Nick back on?! This def is in my top 3 guest on here. Hilarious
I just had a threesome with my wife's sister and my brother's wife on vacation. Thanks for understanding.
Theo, you'd definitely be like the coolest uncle ever bro. Fuckin roll model man. Hit me if you're in Canada. I'll hop on my motorcycle and meet you anywhere lol gang gang. Plus who the fuck disliked this video. You guys are hilarious together. Rent a house together and make a show.
sorry to be offtopic but does anybody know a method to get back into an Instagram account?
I was stupid lost my login password. I would love any tricks you can give me!
Nick looks like undercover cop at a skate park
Mothaflower you said it perfectly!
LMFAOOOO
Yoooo 😭😭😭
Bam and Novak would be great at giving him shit mike v might throw blows
Legit hello fellow kids meme
Nick doesn’t get enough credit for how quick, witty and hilarious he is. People just assume he talks about diarrhea and partying, but dude is lowkey smart comedian
Very very very lowkey.
He's doing what Norm did but even better. He's so good at pretending to be stupid that everyone actually thinks he's stupid.
I mean he's he's world renowned comedian, ya don't get that far if your not funny.
his theo podcasts 100% changed my opinion on him, he is fucking hysterical. "ferret sashimi" killed me
Lowkey? Um. He is smart in reg key
No one has riffed with theo better than swardson did. Their mutual love of making things more and more absurd works perfectly together.
Riff raff did great too. Pure gold.
@@theshapeexists Yes, thank you!! Lol 100% made me a fan of Riff which I never thought was possible...they're like the same guy!
@@crackazack510 got life in a damn Lamborghini leg lock
I'm only 15 minutes in and pretty sure this'll be the best riffing w/ Theo yet too!
This is why I clicked
I swear, Nick is the only other person who can keep up with Theo. This was the best episode I've seen in a long time. I wish he would have Nick on more often.
Keep up? I love Theo, but Nick is just naturally funnier.
Riff raff
Riff raff
Eddie bravo is good on theos pod to
@@wolfspritzer9253usually I’m all about comedy is subjective you’re just straight up dumb if you genuinely believe that
You guys need to do a 2 hour episode joking about rogan.. Lol
1000% brother, amen haha should be a popular segment on any show hahaha joking about rogan loved that stuff
I'm watching that part right now and it's fuckin feeling me out so hard 😂
Rogan Schaub and callen haha
I was on mushrooms watching this the first time and that part had me dieing for 30 minutes
YES
Callen: "There's a woman who-"
Theo: "No there isn't"
hahahaha
Classic burn! One if my go to’s
Oh how rude! 😜
Too funny Nick 😂😂😂 I can't wait to see you live in Boise Idaho 🔞🆒
"I cant take anymore of these lies about these women"
Theo is sharp
Just slapped him with that rat tail
Nick looks like the worlds oldest college kid
We get it Anthony Jeselnik fuck your own ass
@@nolanburchett7972 uhhhhh
@BMW W. WRONG. my mom is beautiful. Im just saying if I wasn't her son...
adam carey looks like he went to Univeristy of Arizona and never came back
adam carey at first I thought you meant producer Nick and I still agreed
“I was walking behind Rogan the other day and he dropped a chakra” -Theo 😂
Lennox Blumse no, he said chakra. That’s the whole joke because you can’t drop a chakra and joe does psychs
Hilarious
Nick Saras best fucking line 😂😂
18:55 nicks like there’s no plagues anymore boyyyyy were u wrong 😭
@@emilyc2826 A plague is caused by a bacterial infection.
The antibiotics we have today, is what keeps them at bay. For now at least, is what I'll say...
This is by far my favorite episode. Please have Nick on again..
Gang
Without a doubt. I'd listen to these guys 24 hours straight. They should tour after the pandemic. I'd go
@@4Mikes4Mindset4 facts
Gang, Gang!.??
FINALLY someone gets Theo, and They Can Play off each others comedy riffing like Jazz Musicians, Bravo
Bruh have you not seen Theo riff with Santino???? They should have the podcast together instead of theo and brendan
theo and bobby
Funny because both Theo and Swardson have garbage interviews with Rogan because he's incapable of riffing with either of them. I'm glad they did this
Will Sasso was good too
@@offair911 facts
“if you have aids hang in there, manage a basketball team, live your dreams” lmaoooo
This is literally what happens when my last two brain cells meet.
Not enough likes on this comment
@@merrittorius fareal
Very funny, best comment
Nick can stay serious through anything lmfao that's the type of person theo does well with because he understands theo's humor
I have been binging everything Theo for days. This man is hilarious. He is definitely underrated. I'm trying to tell everyone I know about him. He deserves success
Same, discovered Theo around the same time you left this comment.. 💪 til this day still watching/listening him- Thanks Theo for all the laughs 🔥🔥
Bro, you need a new show with Nick. Seriously, you guys bounce jokes off each other amazingly.
I watched this while bouncing on my bois joke
Yea Brendan Schaub sucks, he tries WAAAAY too hard to be funny. Would much rather Nick and Theo or anyone and Theo really.
Gravity
Benjamin Franklin yes dump Brendan he needs get off his high horse it makes people watch
Fact
The best thing about Theo von and his stories is seeing people trying to decipher what's real and what isn't 😂😂😂
Fuck this is this truth. Ever person Theo sits with looks at him while he's telling a story and they don't know how to react. It's fucking hilarious.
It’s all real and all happened exactly as he told it. Theo only speaks the truth unless it’s gonna hurt a good persons feelings.
@@raydraiz1859 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣.
He's told the truth twice in his life.
@@raydraiz1859 theo literally always talks about making up stories 😂
Theo's called himself "the Smokey Robinson of bullshit."
It’s funny watching Brendan trying to think of words
@aMoral27 no specifically this one instance.
jj Monster They made that joke about Brendan at the very start of the podcast. These commenters are in fact not retarded, and they are in fact watching the right podcast lol
@@FreddyFunderbunz u must of not watched the first 4 min.
Its like a baby elephants dropping when being born
Please stop using the word retard, it's retarded and wrong and it hurts my feels and you're all a bunch of tards for being so massively spastic.
The part when they start makin up the stories about joe rogan 😂😂 I can’t stop laughing bruh wtf they too funny
I think we've found THE duo
These two need a podcast. They have great chemistry.
Pablo Picasso there chemistry is terrible, it's so forced!
@@hdjake8803 ??
@@hdjake8803 You're grammar is terrible.
@@chriscasida6462 Just letting you know I see what you did their.
Them going on about joe rogan was fkin hilarious
Straight owl
Time stamp?
Found it 10:30
i was legit crying
1:07:29
I really liked including the sit down in the intro. Made it much more personal. Thank you Theo and Nick!
same here lol
Agreed! More of that
As a single mother I really appreciated this at the start of the TH-cam video.
This is the segment where we ask you, " how are you gonna die? ". Nick starts to explain....then.... Theo is like, " I'm gonna tell you how you are gonna die "... Nick wasn't ready for that at all 😂
Some jerry springer shit
18:55
Nick : theres no plagues anymore
2020: hold my corona
@The Sauce yeah it's definitely not a plague but 5 months ago when I posted this comment. The media was blowing this way out of proportion!! Remember the toilet paper!!!
The Sauce There’s a new bubonic plague outbreak in china right now actually
Bullshit @@MetalizedButt
That part where Nick talks about how he's still in roast mode on Thanksgiving with his family always gets me lol
I sold drugs for 40 minutes and I couldn't handle it and called the cops on myself -theo lol
Nick Swardson looks like that one older dude who is always hanging out at high school parties.
And acts like that as well
Brings the blow
He is lol 😆
Swardson's the most collaborative guest who had Theo going since Sasso.
@@chriscee3981 🤣
I love how these podcasts are done in storage units.
Swardson is so good, he gets into Theo's vibe right away
These two need to do this regularly. One of theo’s best hitters baby
Nick sounds like how his body looks
Bare Knuckle Canuck LOL
Am I the only one who doesn't think Nick Swardson is funny and I have never thought he was funny years ago when he had his show and was a starting up comment before that. I also don't really like the style of Comedy where you mock someone I can take a joke but I think it's very easy and cheap but other than that I just don't really find him funny and kind of douchebaggery if that's a word that's right douchebaggery all of this is being put down from voice to text on my phone and this f****** phone knows what douchebaggery is I can't believe that this voice to text app knows what douchebaggery is, does, and how to spell this beautiful word we call douchebaggery. Man I love voice to text this is how everyone should comment because you could just talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and it will write and write and write and write and write and write everything that you say. So thank you Elon Musk thank you Obama I'm out
@@the_original_Bilb_Ono Seriously, Who Farted is Comedy Gold
@Holy Hand Grenades see what I'm saying bro!? This shit is crazy dude, it's like having a typing slave
Gay potato
16:43
Theo: "You look healthier than I've ever seen you. Your eyes look bluer than ever."
Nick: "Yeah, I'm alive"
“she got her hair cut on the set of spinal tap dude” that killed me lol
I thought that “it looks like someone cut her hair with a slap chop” was even better
Nick may get be my favorite guest of Theo’s. Both light hearted and extremely funny. Hope he can come back soon. Real soon.
Definitely my favorite.
I was literally crying when they were talking about Joe Rogan. 😂
I saw Joe Rogan the other day eating owl nuggets, just pure owl
Uncooked 🤣🤣
He has flashbacks off Rogan telling him he shouldn’t of said he ate owl on a podcast, And Theo said. I ‘just had some’. And you can’t feed a family off one owl. 😂
This is perfect but I can’t wait for that Jody highroller podcast tho
Brody Lowroller
That Codeine Cowboy
That mullet mustang is comin baby
Aquaberry dolphin baby
Over there in Raffghanistan
"Wheels are coming off and then some wheels are coming on."
- Nick Swardson
Wow...been loving Nick since Grandma's Boy...overjoyed to see him mix it up with Theo
Stupid red shirted ass....more like guyblow
Epic
@@abusername1270 you were sweet
Someone please animate the Joe Rogan story of all he was eating while drinking moonglow lmaooo
Moon glow and owl nuggets
Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy....
*EVERYBODY JOIN IN*
Caught in a landslide
No escape from AIDS
🎶open your thighs look up to the guys and pee🎶
@@the_original_Bilb_Ono i have a small rod,
I live on a balcony
Beavis and Butthead live action right here!
Fuck. Nice one!
Holy fuck
Hhahahaha
“shakra fell right out of his pocket” 😂
It's chakra, bro. You know....with a C.H.... - Joe Rogan.
@@chiefmawfackoogames only human man thanks for the correction lol
@@curtisstaggs5064 just fuckin with ya bro bro, gang gang
Y'all gonna fuck
Nick: I’m not welcome back to New Orleans.. Theo: Whatdu get into an argument w someone over a recipe. Lol yeooo
Nick is one of the funniest people alive
him and bobby lee
90 at a creed reunion, crowd surfing while they play “Take Me Higher”, and then I take my wheels off and shoot heroin in my eyes
Yes we listened to what they said too. How helpful you are for writing down word for word what they said though
I was howling at that
Theo is one of those Guys who is inherently FUNNY without any Effort whatsover. He's so Relaxed and Affable.
Unlike Nick Swartz or whatever the other guys name be is.
Thumbs up if you agree
Yeah dude I know only one other guy other than Theo who's inherently funny...quite rare
Like Norm
Strange, I find Theo the least funny of them all, even if the joke is funny I wouldn’t laugh because it was delivered by Theo, I like many comedians, but not Theo.
Dude, Theo with the wally szczerbiak name drop killed me hahahaha
I love when he throws the occasional, somewhat obscure late 90’s early 00’s athlete name in
Nick is one of the few people I rewatch his old episodes cause they're legit funny as fuck from start to finish
28:45. If Swardson ran for Reno mayor, I would sell my house, uproot my family, and move to Reno. 100% for him in, undoubtedly
Terry 2020!!
great riffin on this one, best episode in a while
Yeah Theo is jus Real
It really is. Nick is super cool irl too.
Yeah this was freaking amazing. I laughed all the way through.
They are great together.
Rippin on Rogan at the beginning is awesome, hope Rogan watches it lol
Clip it!
The Joe Rogan bit had me crying 😭
yeah man I heard they found him out in the back of the abortion clinic double fisting fetuses and just sucking the stem cells out
“It was fun watching Brendan try to remember words.” Had me rollin’.
I love how Nick picked up on Theo's looking down and picking as his nails and tried to cheer him up. He did seem a little down and self-conscious at times.
An actual funny comedian! Seeing Swardson and Jeselnik on major podcasts within a week of each other was a nice treat.
If you're referring to him on JRE, to each is own. If you ask me, that was two B/C tier comedians dissecting comedy. Just wasn't for me. Nick is hilarious though!
Ryptic I agree with you man. JRE is terrible if the guest is a comedian and you’re a fan, because Rogan can’t riff. He defaults to talking shop. I have a love/hate when a comedian I like goes on his show. Great exposure, but the ppl watching won’t get the full effect because Rogan will drag the thing down.
Jeselnik is LAAAAAAME!! I can see his jokes coming. Like he rehearses 100x a day.
Nick Swardson makes me laugh till I can’t breathe. I watched Reno 911 with my aunt and that’s where I discovered him. I know he’s probably over being Terry but it’s one of the best characters ever! 😂
Agreed. Legendary.
Mandy G if that’s you in the picture your beautiful !!!
LOL TERRY ON HIS SKATES LOLOLOL
Just finished watching clips fucking crying laughing so hard still after all these years
Have you never seen grownups 2??!?!?! He’s the bus driver 😂
"Omg he is a healer too???"
Gotta get the old chunk o’coal Norm Macdonald on
YES
YES!
Omg can you imagine Theo and Macdonald roasting eachother
I neeeeed this
Spider Factory77 Get Norm and Adam Egret on and just roast Adam the whole time
I'll never unsee him as Terry from reno911 lmao 🤣
The roast nicks and Theo gives the producer was so uncalled for 😂😂😂
Nick swardson looks like he's ready for a pickup game at the YMCA
Hahah, I feel like it's apart of his act
exactly
He's the guy that wipes off the sweat from the floor.
"and what happened, you got into a argument with someone about a recipe?"
lmao
"Rogan does some of his best work on the 405."
Nick Swardson's half-hour special on Comedy Central was one of the first stand-up specials I ever saw and I'm glad to see him looking happy and having fun with Theo. I could listen to these two shoot the breeze and roast their friends for hours.
10:40 about joe rogan is gold gets me everytime 😂
Man 20 minutes in and this is one of the best guests yet...
They hittin it off bruh,been waiting on this one tho,knew they wud vibe like this
"Bruh" lmao you wanna be theo von? Fuckin tool.
@@christopherlyle8785 chill out, bitch.
LEl bruh bruh
Christopher Lyle chill out bruh
i feel like these 2 could do an hour long podcast each week just describing the special powers joe rogan has and it would be better than 90% of the current podcasts.
I'm crying laughing about the part of when Nick said he can't stop roasting everyone 😂😂
The first time that nick ever made me laugh was his character on Reno 911, he is so damn funny
Tearrr eeee
22:53 look at a picture of Bryan Callen always gets me lol
Swardson looks like he's about to get his GED to try and get into community college. Fly high Billy Conforto
James Caicedo drove into an embankment on them pills rip 🙏🏻
I’m not even 30 minutes in and I’ve laughed so much already
Never clicked on a TH-cam notification so fast in my LIFFEEE
✌💙💐🤙
🐀👑
For sure
Holy Hand Grenades I’ll pass
I saw this video posted and knew this would be gold!!
This is the greatest bit of riffing of any podcast ive ever seen. This combo should be a regular thing.
The way these two compound jokes on top of each other is hilarious and insane how they compliment each other so well 😂😂
Ive been waiting for this since they shredded tfatk
Seriously! I kept checking and honestly didn't want to watch any of the other shows because Nick wasn't on it. Now we know a bit more about how his podcast schedule works.
Brednen Schwaub really does struggle with thoughts of any kind.
DICEY DICEYYY! One HUN-dred percent.
And yet he probably roasts better than me. INSANE how quick-witted these other dudes are
this is a god tier podcast. these two riff off each other perfectly. Waited my whole life for this to happen and i am not disappointed!
This is by far the funniest episode of this past weekend hands down they need to get Nick swardson back on there ASAP because this episode has me on the freaking floor rolling love you guys gang gang
I know it's so good. Sucks nick doesn't have many podcast appearance's. And the ones he does have aren't half as funny as this one.. they are perfect together.. this and the episode with Logan paul and Tim Dillon are the funniest podcast episodes on the internet.
18:54
"There's no plagues anymore" nick swardson
“It’s joe rogan”
“What? He’s in there right now?
“In the back of all our heads in America” lmao
love Nick, such an underrated comedian i really enjoyed his Comedians Of the World special, such funny guy!!!
I think he's incredibly unfunny. But that's just my opinion. He's painful to listen to in my opinion, especially next to Theo whom is a naturally skilled funny-man.. in my opinion.
Yo! Check out "Seriously, who farted?" Soooo funny!!!
Naurally funny
@@the_original_Bilb_Ono Well Bilb, you have terrible judgement of humor.
Man, these guys had me absolutely rollin' this morning! Great way to start the day!
Lighten up crew, gang, gang!
I like how Nick randomly calls out that we don’t have any plagues anymore at the 18.50 mark. Lol
Yeah that aged well 😅
12 minutes in and the back to back jokes about Joe rogan is pure art. The friendly competition to one up another was great to witness
The dream duo, love you guys
19:17
My favorite part of this podcast, when Theo starts telling Nick how hee sees dying! 😂😂😂 them big hitters
“Girth of a Nation” should be a Comedy Special lol
It is, Ralphie May. RIP
Lmaoo nick looks like he’s a character in a movie that he was a kid and then magically grew up over night
Literally thousands of options of shows on streaming platforms and I find myself watching Theo and his guests more than anything.
Man Theo is a good bit funny but Swardy is an elite comic on another level, good pod
Well that explains Siegfried and Roid trying to blow him in the first closet space.
I don’t why but Theo’s the type of stranger you pray for but don’t even tell them.
20:50
you start doing beer bongs, butt beer bongs, all of em. The big hitters. Just showing off 😂
People just absord Theos energy...they act like him when they get around him. "I feel like you can die from eating lunchables" 😂😂
Have you heard swarsdon? If anything Theo has been influenced by him
Those Rogan jokes killed me 😂
Christina P definitely got that Theo D
If your a true fan of Theo why post this?
@@Smokeyxz Because it doesn't matter. Christina is a hack comic with claphter bits who fucked her way into success. Theo reminds tbunz of that fact so you'll never see them on eachothers podcasts or doing favors for eachother
Theo von and christina p had sex ? Somebody tell tom segura about it, he should know its probably cheating
@@MrNinjaone1 oh trust me tom knows lmao
Bet all u people feel stupid now
This is one of the hardest I’ve laughed at a podcast.
Hahaha “I heard the funniest joke” “what is it?” “I have no idea”
Nick Swardson looks like the kid in high school that was in love with his car but it was an 02 4 door Pontiac