That shit feels awesome to ...I use to take 3 exlac tabs on my way to my dealers house buy me two x pills and swallow them then head for the house as fast as I can it would feel so great being on x and playing the can I hold it game dam I ruined alot of good clothes back then
To answer the racism debate at the very end of the podcast.. the “of course I’m athletic” is a stereotype.. not racist. Racism is discriminating against someone because of their race.
Brendan legitemately cracks up laughing at the wild shit Theo says. Brenden is a great host. Chill. Chimes in a perfect time. Doesnt cut off or one up.
Dali Llama hey look everyone the poorest person on TH-cam has graced us with his presence. Have yall ever been told to fuck off by someone just hours before they hung themselves ? Well u have now lmfao
Youre kidding right? LOL have you seen Theo’s stand up ever? I love Theo and any podcast he has ever been on; Tigerbelly, Steebee Weebee, Jre. I think he is a far greater guest on these shows, he has such impeccable timing and delivery. Standup comedy is such a different beast, it is a mostly planned and coordinated environment. Theo’s works way too fast for orchestrated stand up delivery
Watched in 2023 and Theo said here that he just reached 24k subs on Thls Past Weekend which mafe want to compare that with todays subs and found hes now at 2.4 million! What a come-up! He's relatable to everyone! So happy for his success
1:40:24 "I don't need that in my life, man. I just don't, like: The world's dark enough." I always like Brendan but now i am 100% convinced that he's a really empathetic, sweet and kind person. I feel him when he says that. The older you get and the more darkness you experience throughout your life, the less "hardass" you wanna seem and the more you come to value things like harmony and peace and just generally 'nice things'. Where i used to be into all this dark and edgy stuff, listening to Korn and watching faces of death and whatnot, there days i just wanna cuddle kitties and listen to nice music. It really is a dark world and the more time i spend in it, the less i seek to immerse myself in more of it's darkness than i have to.
I've always felt that way. I haven't watched almost any films past childhood In the 80s. It's not conducive in dealing with mental health. I don't need that fucken sopranos or el shit in my head. Living hanging out with that element. You end up having to watch you're gf fucken abused raped molest by other men or other bad shit. Because there high and paranoid. Why do I need to watch that shit In my off time. It's only entertaining to fucking poppers fan girls or the real deal dude. Red flag
Its because hes abusing adderall and caffine. His body is trying to adapt to never sleeping and reduced eating. He doesnt sleep or eat and is a "chatty cathy", hes puking all the time, exsessive sweating, hes trying to do like 30 things at 1 time. These are the side effects of adderall
Yea, almost as when Theo made that dumb fighter joke. Chin knew Theo was poking fun at something Brennan is sensitive about which is why he was like "Oh" and didn't laugh.
AceRabbiit it's crazy though cause his best, most on point comedy is when he's a podcast guest. I'm always recommending Theo Von but not necessarily the specials because his banter with other people is insane comedy
“I’ve never been anything in the dark arts like a pediaphile-or anything like that. And I don’t believe in that kind of shit. If anybody out there is in that kind of shit, SHUT IT DOOOWNN” 😂
C'mon man Bryan is as much this show as Brendan. Theo is just on this crazy level of quick wit. Theos podcast this last Thursday isn't like how he acts here. Some of it is but it's more personal.
It’s crazy how far he’s came this was 6 years ago and Theo was excited about getting 23k views that was the highest one he had now look at him 6 years later he was doin his podcasts at his apartment with no guests now he has a nice studio and an assistant and has had huge celebrities on his show and he’s getting millions of views on every video now I’m super proud for him he’s earned everything he has now he’s came so far
I don't usually listen to podcasts, but I am absolutely loving this. Could listen to you two sit and chat all day; the chemistry is amazing. Such simply and light conversation but witty and incredibly entertaining!!!! Guest of the year!
Lol at Theo saying Delia being the daddy and the babies was gonna end in court. Then he said something about a pandemic. Theos been dipping his toes in them dark arts brother.
1:32 theo: "thats gonna end in court" mans called it
Right lol
Bryan Callen missing in this episode aswell, fate predicted that lol
I hope some one compiles all these lol
lmao i thought same wish delia would just come back tho it was all bs
@Hezekiah Austin douchebag.
Theo von Lol “I was nervous for you, I was thinking damn this dude is going to fuck it up”. 😂😂😂😂 throwing shade
Chris’s fans call him daddy, the babies.
Theo: that’s gonna end in court lol. Good call lol
I just started laughing when I heard this.
Spot on!! Theo full gangster
Oml as soon as he said they I came looking for ur comment
He’s a fuckin oracle
@@iseahaappleseed5968 moononoko
I hope Theo Von never changes. That man is a national treasure.
*International treasure
I wonder if he bangs fat chicks... askin for a friend
He hasn’t yet
@@raqmountain1912 lol love it. can't this 2 years ago. time flies
He still hasn't! Gang gang!
"I took a dump on ecstasy once and almost came" .. I'm crying. 😂
Damn bruh, props on your girl fam
Yea shit probably hit on his prostate 😂
Brandon Hinton this is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life
That shit feels awesome to ...I use to take 3 exlac tabs on my way to my dealers house buy me two x pills and swallow them then head for the house as fast as I can it would feel so great being on x and playing the can I hold it game dam I ruined alot of good clothes back then
E-Dumps brah. Always an adventure
Yo NETFLIX! Give this man another special!
he already has one
Chu Lin that's why he said another
RAHUL BHANDARI that’s why he said another
The past weekend should go on netlflix fuck specials for a second.
fuck NETFLIX. Theo isn't SJW enough for them. They won't give him another special.
" That's going to end in court"
Guest of the year only 10 days in
For 2017, dork.
I think they guy means that he should win it this year also, dumbfuck..
Linushockeygik. I guess it takes a mongoloid to understand a mongoloid.
Triscuit H hey don't make fun of Mongolians it's racist
Triscuit H pretty easy to understand with an ounce of critical thinking. Like beginner level
Theo Von just might of already won best guest of the year 2018 already. 😂
Luke Crant say "already" one more time
Luke Crant Easy there tiger its only January 11th
Luke Crant he's won 2018 in general already
Luke Crant yup he wins
Luke Crant yep
AND STILL... Theo already has 2018 wrapped up.
To answer the racism debate at the very end of the podcast.. the “of course I’m athletic” is a stereotype.. not racist. Racism is discriminating against someone because of their race.
Raiders suck 20years running
Theo is such a underrated talent, hope he finally gets the recognition he deserves man.
I agree but I also selfishly want to keep Theo a secret from the rest of the world.
same. if feel same same
This aged well
@@gavinlujan7577 definitely
Now he does!!
The Dark Arts bruh!!
Brendan Schaub lol what's that thumbnailof man
Brendan Schaub that's the real darkkk artz
Hoe a man out
Brendan B His name is Try it Out Man, and he's a ball hog!
Hey man! Still looking for black dudes to beat and piss on you?
If you haven't listened to Theo vons podcast you are missing out. It's literally the best podcast out there. Dude is hilarious
john cottey ill check it out thanks
Top Rivers, LOL
so true, theo von is the best
“The weakest one arm black kid” Theo Von
Hilarious!
Never laughed so hard at a podcast. Theo already won 2018 guest of the year.
His comedy is very dry but I genuinely like the dude.
Listen to the church of what's happening podcast number 383 you wont be disappointed
Theo’s delia comment “that’s gonna end up in court” was ahead of its time 😅
He went to court?
@georget.6205 the court of public opinion
@@GKTorn.He's a pedophile look it up
Thats going to end in court omg hahahaha
Brendan: yea they call him daddy
Theo: aw yeah
Brendan: yea the babies
Theo: well thats gonna end in court
I was dying 😂
best line of the day
Well.... That didnt age well.
This is the comment I was looking for.
Theo the prophet
"His fans call him daddy"
"Well thats gonna end in court"
lol theo doesnt miss
I love that he called it.
"or we talk until bryan shows up and ruins the conversation"
Brendan legitemately cracks up laughing at the wild shit Theo says. Brenden is a great host. Chill. Chimes in a perfect time. Doesnt cut off or one up.
LIQUID EAGLE 🦅 has to
Boi have times changed
I wish he was like this again..now he never shuts up
He seems like a great dude
This comment did not age well
Theo “The Nutmeg Donkey,” “The Carmel Apple Ninja,” Von. He’ll put an owl on a diet and sell it to you as a falcon boyeee.
Gang gang bruh. Onward
Just saw Bert live and now I come home to this? Theo, the Louisiana leviathan?
is this the BEST day ever?
Yes!
Aiur fuck off
Get out more
How was Bert live? I was actually going to go tonight lol
Dali Llama hey look everyone the poorest person on TH-cam has graced us with his presence. Have yall ever been told to fuck off by someone just hours before they hung themselves ? Well u have now lmfao
Im jealous. Dont know why theyre hatin
What was it, the tightest turtleneck of all time?
"Wadn't that tight, but she wadn't that strong".... hahaha. I fuckin love ya, Theo!
Make podcast 3 hours when Theo Von and Chris D'Elia in, bruh.
bruh _ yes please
Big dick bandits in the house
Foor Suure
Good ol bruh, prowling the comments..
60 bots at a time
Chris and will sasso
I like callen, I do, but Theo is a next level comedian.
You should visit Lousiana sometime.
Already 2018 goty
Nigel, from YOLK he has the "it" factor
Youre kidding right? LOL have you seen Theo’s stand up ever? I love Theo and any podcast he has ever been on; Tigerbelly, Steebee Weebee, Jre.
I think he is a far greater guest on these shows, he has such impeccable timing and delivery. Standup comedy is such a different beast, it is a mostly planned and coordinated environment. Theo’s works way too fast for orchestrated stand up delivery
Brain....even*
1:43 nice foreshadow Theo
35:50 Theo: ‘I don’t think he was that handsome...’
Brendan: ‘Stud FOOTBALL player’
Theo: ‘Oh, my bad’
😂😂😂
Chin should fight Jaime
and Lee Syatt
Cody Green ahahaha I'm not betting on Lee
blimp Snail he’d eat em both. Turn lee into spaghetti and Jamie would be meatloaf
@@Pigracer Don't count out the Flying Jew. Boy wrestled in high school and trains BJJ. But if Chin has mad reach, Syatt would be in some deep waters.
The battle of the court jesters.
20 minutes in and all ready Theo should win best guest of 2018
Gil Fiazon luv nick croll
Damn. Theo out here like Nostradamus on these D'elia predictions.
"The Silent killer is no longer emphazima son, it's that fukn turtle neck." -T.V.😂😂😂
"wasn't that tight but she wasn't that strong"
Watched in 2023 and Theo said here that he just reached 24k subs on Thls Past Weekend which mafe want to compare that with todays subs and found hes now at 2.4 million! What a come-up! He's relatable to everyone! So happy for his success
When these two get together it's like magic
Didn’t know about Theo Von until 2017 now he’s one of my favourite comedians. Just naturally funny.
Theo Von is fucking awesome
yes, I agree with that
Gang
Funniest up and coming comic 100%
WhiskeySanchez go fuck yourself
I am right now reading your message thinking about you Dali, get well soon
Dali Llama go fuck yourself bud
WhiskeySanchez sadly his stand up isn’t as funny as his conversation humor
Dali Llama you’re talking shit through a key board stfu
All I ask is for ONE 3-hour podcast with Callen, Chris D'elia, Bobby Lee, and Theo Von some time this year
Josh I think the universe would implode.
Throw Joey Diaz in there and it’ll crush the game
Callens a mood killer
You never got that. Too bad, bud
The way Theo thinks compared to other comics is why he's the guest of the year. When he talks about we freeze things too deep over here hahah
Theo reaction to everything
GGAAHHDDHHAAM DUDE YYEEAaaaa
ya kno
If you’re a true D’Elia fan than you wouldn’t be mad at Theo winning.
Button Pusher if you're a well adjusted adult human you wouldn't be mad about Theo winning.
If you his true fan you might be able to spell is name right too!
The Real Alpha Marsh his*
RESPEK!
Damn two slams in one thread! Shits getting heavy y’all. There might be some dark arts afoot.
That's gonna end in court. psychic.
Theo over delia all day
This guy gets it!
doobtubes fuck u
doobtubes how about bolth?
Hedylogos nigga that's funny. I think you misspelled it tho
Mexican Deicide thats how true babies spell it
1:40:24
"I don't need that in my life, man. I just don't, like: The world's dark enough."
I always like Brendan but now i am 100% convinced that he's a really empathetic, sweet and kind person. I feel him when he says that. The older you get and the more darkness you experience throughout your life, the less "hardass" you wanna seem and the more you come to value things like harmony and peace and just generally 'nice things'. Where i used to be into all this dark and edgy stuff, listening to Korn and watching faces of death and whatnot, there days i just wanna cuddle kitties and listen to nice music. It really is a dark world and the more time i spend in it, the less i seek to immerse myself in more of it's darkness than i have to.
I've always felt that way. I haven't watched almost any films past childhood In the 80s. It's not conducive in dealing with mental health.
I don't need that fucken sopranos or el shit in my head. Living hanging out with that element. You end up having to watch you're gf fucken abused raped molest by other men or other bad shit. Because there high and paranoid. Why do I need to watch that shit In my off time. It's only entertaining to fucking poppers fan girls or the real deal dude. Red flag
“I love Florida. A lot of missing people over there.... and I love the missing.” 😂😂 how does theo come up with this stuff so casually
Theo is an amazing stand-up but I think where he truly shines is in conversations. He's definitely one of those "funny dudes at the party" guys
Theo; "Chun, Chin?
Chin; "Yeah"
Theo; "Chank you"
😆 🤣 😂 😹
One minute in dying. "Weakest one armed black kid tryina give me a hug"
S
Brendan feeling reeeal self conscious after that puffy face comment.
Dylan Thomas I’ve noticed his fat face lately too... it’s like he’s hiding nuts in his cheeks like a squirrel
Its because hes abusing adderall and caffine. His body is trying to adapt to never sleeping and reduced eating. He doesnt sleep or eat and is a "chatty cathy", hes puking all the time, exsessive sweating, hes trying to do like 30 things at 1 time. These are the side effects of adderall
Yep he purged after this one again for sure!
Yea, almost as when Theo made that dumb fighter joke. Chin knew Theo was poking fun at something Brennan is sensitive about which is why he was like "Oh" and didn't laugh.
SandwitchEater91 lol the other one that came to mind was when Delia made fun of Brendan’s speech impediment.
Brendan has morning sickness
2022 had to come back and watch all these gems
1:40 lmao
i love you theo. thanks for making me laugh man.. makes one forget about things
Forget about what buddy? You can vent to me man, I’m here for you
Im sorry but Theo is a fucking savage LMFAO. he is slowly breaking into my top 5 all time greatest comedians
AceRabbiit it's crazy though cause his best, most on point comedy is when he's a podcast guest. I'm always recommending Theo Von but not necessarily the specials because his banter with other people is insane comedy
thedexterbros cy 
thedexterbros is
Everytime Theo is on I'll watch from start to finish
Bryan's at the gym movin' around.
Jo Po Training for the fight with Chin...
The weights are keeping him busy
That’s gonna end in court….holy shit Theo 😂
Theo has absolutely zero ego
Brendan:they call Chris D'Elía "Daddy"
Theo: that's interesting that's going to end in Court
Theo predicting the future out here
Brendan: "His fans call him daddy."
Theo: "Well, that's....interesting. That'll end up in court." 😬
Going back to back.
Theo is just effortlessly going off in all these old TFATK. 🐐 🐀 👑
"Dude you said drugs make you gay."
"Well look man not me, but men by that river." 😂
Dude I’m dying Theo is so hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂
Finally a guy who’s everyday funny not just performance funny. Gotta love Theo lol
lol B and Theo have the best chemistry. Guts and Blood! lol
Theo von reminiscing is the best
Theo - "He was doing this hand magic man but no quarters no doves so the beat him up mannn." Had me laughin' dead in the middle of work.
Miss these days so much 😢
Because Theo is funny. Brenda is still horrible as ever
“I’ve never been anything in the dark arts like a pediaphile-or anything like that. And I don’t believe in that kind of shit. If anybody out there is in that kind of shit, SHUT IT DOOOWNN” 😂
Had me laugh so hard with that Rochester ny neck tattoo comment 😂 that’s not normal everywhere 🤷🏻♂️😂
It might be a little early buuuuuttt......GOTY 2018
I think it's pretty dope how Theo asked chin about the differences in cultures I think we need more of that to come together
Many will disagree, but I actually do wish Callen was there for this. Lol still a great episode
Eat shit Matt
C'mon man Bryan is as much this show as Brendan. Theo is just on this crazy level of quick wit. Theos podcast this last Thursday isn't like how he acts here. Some of it is but it's more personal.
Turtle Time right. Still a great show, but Callen does add to the show (most of the time lol)
Turtle Time I was actually one of the call-ins on his episode he put out today in regards to Andrews wife being fat haha
From all the podcasts I’ve listened to Joey Diaz, Theo Von and Bobby Lee are my favorite people I’ve discovered.
Theo Von is literally the only person who can make me laugh for 2 hours straight. My stomach hurts after this shit lmao wtf
Theo laughing at Chris Delias fans calling him daddy. “ that’s gunna end up in court” lmaoo. Called it Theo
Thumbs up if Theo ad Brendan should start their own podcast .
Hell yeah! But with Bryan as a co host and Theo as a guest!
That would legitly break the whole fucking Internet. Not all of us are ready for the darkest of the darkest of the dark arts bruh
There’s something about these two that just work huh?
Theo already has that going on with his other podcast called, "Allegedly."
His personal podcast is called,
"This Past Weekend."
1 year later there's The King and The Sting.
It’s crazy how far he’s came this was 6 years ago and Theo was excited about getting 23k views that was the highest one he had now look at him 6 years later he was doin his podcasts at his apartment with no guests now he has a nice studio and an assistant and has had huge celebrities on his show and he’s getting millions of views on every video now I’m super proud for him he’s earned everything he has now he’s came so far
Awesome chemistry between these 2, letting the convo flow without trying hard & the laughs keep coming
"Pediaphile" lmao this guy is gold
I'm not "F"ing the same idiot everyday instant classic quote thank you Theo Von
I don't usually listen to podcasts, but I am absolutely loving this. Could listen to you two sit and chat all day; the chemistry is amazing. Such simply and light conversation but witty and incredibly entertaining!!!!
Guest of the year!
Brendan is the new conversation strangler stevens
Brendan the type of guy to wear short shorts to the gym on leg day.
funnyguyhahahaha That's Brendan lol
Theo “Gucci gang” von
Love it when u have Von on!!!
Theo about makes me piss my pants. " deaf kid got his ass whipped for bad magic, no quarters or rabbits"
Theo Von is fucking hilarious. Nearly every sentence gets me laughing
My man!!! Theo on here so much I didnt click initially cause I thought it was an old one!
Lol at Theo saying Delia being the daddy and the babies was gonna end in court. Then he said something about a pandemic. Theos been dipping his toes in them dark arts brother.
What Brendan was saying about Brian towards the end was so nice, just shows what a nice guy he is, behind all the laughing and joking.
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Theo is already the best guest of 2018, aint no beating him!
Theo & Brendan need to start their own podcast!
done
So many “Theo’s funny moments” came from this episode 😂
Seen this and made me happy
Brendan so gets Theo they bounce off of each other sooo fukkin good...
Amazing to watch there mind's think alloud...
That wingdings font reference round 7 minutes. That next level Microsoft word reference. Onward
Damn idk why this dude is so hilarious, definitely a fan now.
Shaub looks like he plays the triangle in mumford n son
I laughed out loud twice in this podcast. I have never laughed out loud listening to any podcast. This was a gem and Theo von is a national treasure
Brenden: "Dude, you said sometimes drugs make you gay."
Theo: "Well look, not me... but men by a river."