Nick Swardson, Simon Rex, and Noodle-less Noodles | Something's Burning | S1 E14
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- Nick Swardson and Simon Rex reminisce about partying with Paris Hilton, Nick’s writing of Malibu’s Most Wanted, and their Comedy Central web series, Typical Rick. Meanwhile, I attempt to cook a meal according to Nick’s insane dietary restrictions.
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VEGAN, GLUTEN-FREE MINI THAI PIZZAS and THAI KELP NOODLES
Dairy-free
Grain-free
Citrus and fruit-free
Gluten-free
Sugar-free
No seafood
VEGAN GLUTEN-FREE MINI THAI PIZZAS
Instructions:
1. Bring a pot of water to a boil
2. Use a box grater to make the cauliflower rice from 1 head
cauliflower.
3. Add riced cauliflower to water. Cook for 5 minutes to soften.
Then drain in a fine mesh strainer Let cool 5 minutes.
4. Transfer cauliflower rice to a clean dish towel and ring out as
much of the excess liquid as possible. Ring until no more water comes out. Set aside.
5. In a large mixing bowl, prepare the flax egg (1½ TBSP flax meal and 4 TBSP water) and let rest 5 minutes.
6. Then add these things to the cauliflower rice:
a. ¼ TSP salt
b. 3 TBSP vegan parmesan cheese
c. 1 TSP oregano
d. 1 TSP dried basil
e. 3 cloves minced garlic
f. 1 TBSP Arrowroot starch
7. Stir with a mixing spoon or your hands to thoroughly combine.
8. Form into small, ½-inch thick discs, pan fry and drain.
9. Top with pre-made peanut sauce (peanut butter, tamari sauce,
sriracha, fake sugar, ginger) and vegan cheese.
10. Pop in the oven to melt the cheese.
THE THAI KELP NOODLES
1. Drain and rinse the kelp noodles and set aside
2. Saute bell peppers and spinach. Set aside.
3. MAKE THE SAUCE. Combine these ingredients in the blender:
a. 1 can organic full-fat coconut milk
b. 1/2 cup peanut butter
c. 3 tablespoons Swerve artificial sweetener
d. 2 tablespoons organic extra-virgin olive oil
e. 1 tablespoon cilantro
f. 2 cloves crushed garlic
g. 1 red pepper
h. 1 teaspoon red pepper flakes
i. 1 teaspoon salt
4. Combine the noodles, sauce, bell peppers and spinach together. Garnish with cilantro
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Nick Swardson, Simon Rex, and Noodle-less Noodles | Something's Burning | S1 E14
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Nick swardson is one of the most effortlessly funny ppl out there
How do you know?
Yikes.
Sure, if you're 13.
3:09 💀
@@Zackaria_sMaxtrust me… I know
Simon Rex always looks like he blew some fat rails 😂
Simon tweaking this whole episode
I was wondering if he was on Coke or Meth
Yo same idk maby coke bc he would really be geeking on meth
I was thinking the same thing. Restless, trying to sound straight...
I looked at the comments to see if I was the only one who noticed lol
Lol he's definitely still geeked from the night before
On a scale of 1 to coked to the gills what do you rate simon I rate him a 8 on the coke scale
watching too many movies bud. some people are high strung
You can even see nick look at him and rub under his nose
Watching too many movies bud?? 🤣🤣🤣 that’s hilarious… hes 100 percent on cocaine…
I specifically came to the comments to see how many other people noticed!
Yeah they both coked the F out
Simon looks so high he’s making meee uncomfortable 😂
Cocaine Water. Maybe he's just a bit awkward. Simon deff seemed to be on something opposed to being potentially jetlagged.
@@dabeatster420nope it’s day two of a coke bender. Trust me lol. It’s after the blow stops feeling good but you keep doing it and your still high as fuck but glitchy and feel like shit.
Sameeeee
Simon trying to act sober and pretend he’s not tweaking is so fun to watch 😂.
Not me, brings back the pain of long gone multi day coke binges and he looks like he isn’t doing well. Not sure who he is, but he looks like shit.
How do you know this?
Nick Swardson is slowly turning into his characters from Grandma's Boy and Reno 911 at the same time. 😆
He's so underrated. Why he isn't more famous is beyond me.
I like Nick. His humor is classified as immature or low-brow. He's not particularly popular with people above his age. Those things make him not a popular pick when casting for a big movie.
Grandma's boy is extremely underrated!
It's because he is from minnesota and we are all humble 🤣🤣
he's bigger than you think. just doesnt overexpose himself like everyone else
Terry was always one of my favorites😂
Ive never seen somebody so blatantly high on coke 😂 good lord
Thanks for letting me know
I’m watching now
Was just listening
This is great!😂
Simon is acting like how he's always acted. Unless he's almost always on stimulants on camera.
Oh so you haven't seen him on the We Might Be Drunk podcast then. lol
Simon: What about you Brett?
Bert: It’s “Bert” but that’s ok
😂😂😂
Bart Chrysler or Brett for short
When he kept calling him the wrong name, I lost it. "Thanks for having us over, Bruce"
Nick just keeps giving Simon that side eye like bruuuh u geeking 🤦🏼♂️ like I feel nick was coked too but he was giving Simon those looks like bruh u blowing our cover 😂😂🤦🏼♂️ legit I feels nick had to stand just to make Simon look less tweaked 😂😂😂
Omg i swear they are all coked out!!! 😂😂😂😂👏👏🤯 this was fucking hilarious 😆
Adderall is a helluva drug.
That wasn't come bro. They may have all partied but Simon did his own thing.... Nick was irritated not worried about no cover.
This episode is so old you could still get Sriracha and Norm was alive.
Sriracha is the best i get it all the time
Can you not get Sriracha anymore lol?
@BasedGod-ey5ee tends to be what happens when u fuck ur supplier lol. Just get the Underwood sauces, pretty much the same as Sriracha used to be.
And? lol don’t watch it then dude 😂
So hard to get Sriracha dude, and it's definitely not the same 😢
Nick “have you drank cocaine with him? Cocaine on the rocks?” 😂 whaaaat?? Nick kills me
What's in that water?! Cocaine!? Lmao! Nick with the truth 😂
Do people really do that? Lol
No, he's hilarious is all@@IssHypez
@@TheSadistNat1on definitely cocaine
u said do people really do that, as in drink cocaine..no, nicks jus being hilarious. ur comment made no sense to mine breh ha@@IssHypez
@@TheSadistNat1on people prolly do that. Nick is funny I agree.
Nick in the background quietly being funny is the best part
Man, Nick Swardson is HILARIOUS
“The whole time you’re there there are none of these western rules for”……… Nick: “Keeping you safe”. Love this guy
Rex still talking while the blender is on kills me lmao
It was harder to watch than Tony hingecliff at heb arena 😅 Simon was tweaking hard the whole episode #cringe 😅
12:14 had me cracking up 😂
Bert Chrysler won’t text you but he will aggressively FaceTime you at any given moment 😜
is simon rex on drugs?
Yes
Cocaine!
Most definitely tweaking
Simon Rex doesn't do drugs... I believe you are mistaking him with Dirt Nasty...
Absolutely
Simon Rex makes this coke fuled episdode unwatchable
Is Simon burnt out from coke or what lol
There is definitely something going on there . Hard not to see it lol😅
I was thinking the same but thought I was being judgmental until he called Bert “Brett” 😂😂
Absolutely. Not even just did a line, it’s the “did an 8 ball to the dome solo last night, and kept it going for the show” vibe.
Nick did not seem amused with simon ,dude was tweaking the whole episode, i wonder if it bothered bert too?
I can't tell if Nick is genuinely annoyed with Simon or they have a brotherly love-hate type of relationship,
simon went out and had a bump somewhere around the Bhali story
Simon definitely coked up! Lmao wow
I kept scrolling looking for this comment wondering if I was the only one that noticed lol
Everyone keeps saying that, but I don't see it. Simon is always inquisitive with child-like curiosity while being wired and laid back at the same time.
damn, simon rex did a great job of ruining nicks humor with narcissism
@BasedGod-ey5ee And "u" didn't. 🫡
@BasedGod-ey5ee 🫦
The way every know and then Simon puts he’s hands on the table to recenter himself he’s Geeked up 😂
I never heard of Simon Rex until now, never did coke, and can clearly tell he’s on something. Maybe some prescription?
Nope it’s coke. Trust us.
Very weird vibe. Awkward to say the least...wow
Who is coked out john stewart?
Not sure but he is way way too high to be on a show
Nick Swardson doesn’t try to be funny. He just is funny.
"Is there coke in that water?"
lol Rex could use a slowdown on his drug use
Feeling uncomfortable for Nick from here
Rex is sooo cracked out. Hard to watch.
Dirt Nasty hates cocaine... if he was actually on drugs it would probably be heroin or pills or something crazy
Simon trying so hard to act sober..
Didn’t work AT ALL 😅
I really feel annoyed by the Dude on the right. And I will guarantee you that if he got drunk in Bali and stumbled and grabbed someone he shouldn’t have he would be sitting in jail. At least in Bali he can buy his way out. Cops in India are dirty as HELL. If they tell you to buy a certain $$$ and if you come up with it easy they tell you to pay more. That guy on the right is really obnoxious and he makes Bert look like a solid normal dude.
At 7:46 when Bert’s enthusiasm frightens Nick 😂
Thank you for standing up eventually Nick, it makes Simon seem less wild
Haha I noticed that too
So ....they are so yakked out that they couldnt sit down
EH-SSSPEEECIIIAALLYY ooooolle D. Nasticles!!!😂😂
Is there cocaine in that water ?
Dont give af what anyone says, at least simon and swardson are spun, maybe bert too, some are just maintaining better than others
Dirt Nasty is still my all time favorite rapper!!! And I play 3 Loco songs everyday still. ❤
Whoa Simon Rex is cranked - so sad to see. Get well soon my dude
I came to the comments to find out what's up with Simon Rex. He seems mad and uncomfortable.
29:34 Don’t breathe that in! Nick: Why? And proceeds to start putting his nose in it 😂
So are we not gonna talk about the tweeker In Bert's kitchen 🤔 L.A sucks
Duuuuuude is twacked!!!
The fact Simon is still alive is a testament to his level of tolerance for partying !!
Nice timely release of this episode😂
That dude with Nick is coked the tf out. You can tell hes making them both uncomfortable.
28:19 Rex saying “I wanna wreck it Rolf” in that context is a Fuckin 1000IQ Joke😂😂😂
The moment when nick realized Simon is yaked
Something's Burning? Eyes are burning.
I normally love this show but this episode was hard to watch. One person trying to not show theyre feening, and the other is sadly knowing theyre gonna die if they dont eat shitty food, and bert is just bert.
This mf Simon is coked out of his mind 😭
What's going on here?...Bertram is letting them talk.
Literally everyone is not north African. You're either Neanderthal or African. It's never both. Out of Africa theory was debunked 10 years ago.
Yep. It’s been way proven by dna sequencing. But it’s racist to say, so nobody says it.
That part at 36 minutes in where Simon is tweaking so hard he’s just talking into the ether since nobody could hear over the blender and was perfectly content with it 😂
How long has this been since it was made
I've been watching since the very beginning, and my honest guess would be late 2017
@conburgundy damn really? I see other comments saying that too. I was just happy to see Simon alive and well-ish 😂 surprised this isn't recent
I've always liked Nick Swardson- I think he's hilarious but I didn't know he was a writer and a screenwriter for so many funny things. I hope he writes some more classics in his time- he's still young. When Simon is going off about Bali or any of the other random shit Nick's face is priceless lol
I smell a tweaker through a TH-cam video lol weed only!
I used to think Simon Rex was just an annoying, talentless asshole, but I have to say, I was right.
DIRT NASTY!
Rex, thanks for making me feel so uncomfortable that I have to comment. Get a hold of yourself. Get over yourself. The biggest thing that peaked your interest was Nick mentioning dairy and alcohol.
Crazy how I didn’t want to watch this because of Brett but Rex makes Burnt look sober.
Simon Rex needs to put the yay down 🥵. This HAS TO BE my favorite episode I was cracking up
Everyone keeps saying that, but I don't see it. Simon is always inquisitive with child-like curiosity while being wired and laid back at the same time.
Bart try listening to your guests insteD if thinking about what you want to say
Simon dying for a drink of goddamn water since the beginning of the episode really makes me realize ANYONE can be a show producer in Hollywood because they don't do a GODDAMN THING. Not even getting bottles of water for people. 14:40 is a clear example of how clueless and dumb these producers are. Just look at her happy go lucky face as she goes on throughout the day being useless.
uhm was this ppl snorting?
"And do we eat it?" Simon got me dying over here!!!...then later "If I was at a vegan restaurant, I'd understand." Hahahahaha
This would have been hilarious if it was just Nick and Burnt.
Ya the high dude ruined it.
Most awkward podcast thing ever lol
I’m glad I’m not the only one
Awful.
Your time in comedy is done Bert. Leave please you’ve became the definition of annoying
No way is Nick whatever style of Vegan hes throwing out. Its a beauty of a bit though he hated all the food
Save some Coke for the rest of Us Simon
Looks like he didn’t listen you you.
hims a little methed up
Is Simon coked out beyond belief or on all sorts of adhd stimulants?
This HAS to be the best and my favorite episode ever 🤣🤣
God Im a Bert fan but hes so fucking annoying in this one.
Simon needs help.
Oh shit a Dirt Nasty appearance nice!
Crystal meth Tony hinchcliffe is wild n out.
"Im not fucking doing shit!" Nick Swardson everyone.
the coked up guy is trying so hard so a be a bro, super weird
Burt’s mic and face need blurred and muted for this to ever see a single person not skip him eating. It’s so disgusting. BERT stop eating like that.
Yo Simon is making me feel like I did coke.
When simon called Bert "BRET" 😂
i burned my bridge with simon...smh.
38:22 Nick hates Simon's tweakin ass😂
Is Simon ever *not* tweaking
The pizza 🍕 could have used some more crispy regalia.
30:36 😂 DUDE i did a **complete gibberish**
"Is there cocaine in that water?" - RFLOL
Anyone else see this man Simon geeked out of his mind??😂
Everyone saw that lol. It’s uncomfortable to even watch.
21:19 Rex partied with Paris he's digging for that rock he just annihilated
Wow Nick not even hungry sitting beside Dirt Nasty lmfao. Go do some more powder bois, I’m sure it’ll bring on the hunger 😂😂
One of them was definitely skiing
this episode was a cult classic, love this series.and every one in this episode made parts of my youth and i want to say thank you .
30:36 Nick smirks and wipes his nose 😂😂
Coke is a hell of a drug
That’s not coke people “meth”
Is Simon on Crack, damn
Drinking game… take a drink every time someone touches their nose…. Shit got me wasted
Expert mode… if you drink any time someone touches their head, you might die ☠️☠️☠️
Bert! You were the kid that blew out other kids birthday candles. Bobby Lee and Esther are the Kill Tony guest. It’s not always about you! Just a fan hanging on by a thread, stay in your lane.
Cmon he wasn’t that bad this kill Tony Ep.
Simon acting 5 seconds into the effin video
I am part Basque too like Simon. I had never heard of them until I moved to Boise. There is a big Basque population there. Biggest in the US I believe.