2:34. To be fair: it’s established in the movie that Wyld Stallyns are the most influential rock group in history, whose music united everyone and brought about world peace. So it is kind of a big deal if moving the historical dudes around disrupts one of their concerts or something.
LJN's gaming department were bought by Acclaim and then got independant again as THQ, that THANK GOD bankrupted. Ironically, they bankrupted weeks or even days before launching a great videogame title, South Park: The Stick of Truth, that Ubisoft got the publishing license after that.
Adrian Campbell Some ex employee living off the government, drunk off their ass every night, living on ramen and bologna and cheese sandwiches, screaming at the nerd til they pass out wasted. A well deserved end to an ljn career.
Those programmers were outsourced actually for LJN, and nobody even knows who they were. LJN actually never made any of its games. It was just a way for Acclaim to produce more games per year to get around quality assurance controls.
I think that female robt that says that the humans all must die that made these kind of games, like an torture for us, and that's how she will destroy humanity, LOL...
"Man, wouldn´t be funny if we make a Wolverine game where the claws hurt you, hehe?" "How about a Terminator 2 game where you only mash buttons?" "We are assholes." - LJN.
@@buhgingo2933 I believe that was the episode "Beach Blanket Bozo". The episode where Timmy finds the Holy Grail in a bush was a different episode (I forget the name of it though).
well its funny you say that because my dad died of a heart attack a year and half ago, and by the way im a 24 year old college grauduate and Im engaged, so maybe you shouldnt speculate on other peoples lives just based on a comment they left you
haha yes indeed after all these years. and THAT LINE "they 're gonna give Jesee James a FUCKING UZI??" and "... might as well give, I don't know, VLAD TEPES AN ATOM BOMB!" haha it's so damn hilarious and ingenious every fucking time..
I'm actually impressed the entire last scene was done in one take without stumbling over any lines. I put it right up there with Chevy Chase's Colossal Insult in "Christmas Vacation".
Fun fact: In Christmas vacation during his boss rant the "family" he was yelling toward wore necklace placards each with 2 insults that's why he looks to each family member while yelling. He randomly put all the insults together
In the movie (if you haven't seen it) the music they play in their band is so good that it brings world peace and technological advancement so the success of their band is kinda important...
I'm not joking, when he put his thumb off the cartridge and revealed it was made by LJN, I literally threw my head back and began breathing deeply. That is one of the scariest jumpscares I've ever seen!
The funniest thing is that Bill and Ted for NES is the worst LJN game on NES, but Bill and Ted for Gameboy is the best LJN game on Gameboy. I know that's really not saying much, but it's still interesting to think about.
I swear, this episode feels like the point where LJN finally broke the poor Nerd. I get the sense that this was the culmination of a long rivalry between gamer and publisher. Know what I mean?
***** Nice job pointlessly correcting grammar only to show that you can't type with proper grammar either. Even if that was a joke, you pointlessly corrected grammar. So impressive.
14:30 does anyone remember that fairly odd parents (I actually still see the episode sometimes) where Timmy goes back into the mideval times and finds the holy grail. How? By falling into a bush.
the reason the concert for wild stallions is so important in bill and ted is the concert is so good it creates a world utopia of calm and unity. Its actually in canon in the film to want to recover the timeline just for bill and ted
Castlevania is awesome, but it's hard, but well worth the effort. In the words of Jesus Christ, "I never said it would be easy. I only said it would be worth it."
James, I gotta tell ya.....I have been a subscriber to the Cinemassacre channel for, at least, 3 years now. During this time, I have received hours upon hours of entertainment from you, Mike, and the entire Cinemassacre team. I am a child of the '80s/early '90s and spent countless hours playing the ATARI/NES/SNES. I had friends who had all the different ATARI pads, NES gadgets, and the SEGA system with all it's different add-ons. With that said, every video you post, takes me to another place in time....a simpler time....my childhood!!! I love the laughs I get from watching you guys, the "Nerd" in particular, reliving some of my most FUN childhood moments. Whether it's the shitty games or the awesome ones...doesn't matter. It feels great when I see the same reactions I had as a crude, foul-mouthed, young gamer, come from you guys. Thanks for everything you and all your team does for our generation. You take me back to a time in my life that I remember fondly, and while doing that, turning on a new generation of high-tech/new-tech gamers to what we had while we were growing up. Please, keep up the GREAT work....for ALL OF US!! I look forward to seeing your AVGN feature film and will support you, like many others, for as long as you continue to do what you do. I am also a huge movie buff, have an incredible interest in the movie-making process, and am blown away by your passion for the film arts. You truly are an incredible, entertaining talent, my friend. Thanks again, James. I'm sure I'll cya again soon in youtube-land!! Peace. :)
swoosherdogho you don’t remember Torpedo Ted? He was an underwater missile enemy in Mario World and returned in later games including Mario Galaxy and NSMBDS
I remember when when I was a kid, my mom rented this game for me to play over the weekend. I could have chosen any game, but this one seemed fun on the shelf. The impossible game play caused me to have nightmares the entire weekend. I still regret choosing this game 20 years later....
Anyone here in 2020 and watching this in preparation for the release of Bill and Ted Face the Music? That's why I am here for the 8th or 9th time watching this.
Imagine getting the old programmers of the games in an episode with the James. I’d be fucking rolling! This video & the paper boy video had me cryin’ in tears cause the levels of frustration were just killin’ me! I love this guys stuff. He’s great. He’s freaking funny man ! 🤣
Ha, does sound like it ripped off the time traveling phone booth idea from Dr. Who doesn't it? Since Dr. Who first aired in 1963 (and still going :o) and Bill and Ted showed in theaters on 1989. At least the movie's a campy, fun stupid film; Kinda like "Hot Tub Time Machine."
***** Well true. Though honestly, they can both be seen as phone booths whether or not they're used for public or private use since they both house a phone. What is similar is that both use a device that allows someone to time travel in a tiny confinement.
Jesse James: your' going to die! Sherriff: Nope. Bill/Ted: here Jesse have this future fully automatic weapon! Jesse: well thanks! Sherriff: what the hell!? POW POW POW POW POW!!!!!
***** No one wants to type in every comma, punctuation, or 'm' in "whom" on a non-graded blurb that is posted on the internet. So, dude, go tell all of your Grammar Nazi friends to become English 101 teachers. Go puke all over students! SOME PEOPLE CANT GIVE A SHIT! JUST DO THE FUCKING INTERNET A FAVOR, AND GO FUCK A CACTUS!!!!
Imagine your dad got this game for you when you were a child - from a thrift store for $.50 and it was one of a few games you had. I spent endless hours of frustration to never really progress in this game. This video gave me ptsd of forgotten suppressed memories that caused years of depression and anxiety, inducing a lifelong need for Prozac. Thanks. This video was awesome.
14:45: For those that don't know who is AVGN talking about, The person is Vlad Tepes (Dunno if pronunciation is right) but he is also known as "Vlad the Impaler". He was most known and recorded as extremely sadistic and for his horrible cruelty and eventually gave way for the creation of Dracula; which is also vlad's patronymic name since his father's name was "Vlad Dracul". I'll shut up now after that long bit of trivia.
If you look carefully at 9:17 when James selects the "casette", doesn't it look like a casette PLAYER? So the dude gives him the casette to play on his pre-existing player. Still funny how he throws it on the ground though.
Has there ever been an instance where someone involved in the production of a game reviewed by AVGN has come forward and either apologised or tried to justify it? I'm asking sincerely now.
Okoa Correct me if I'm wrong; I heard that Universal pictures either bought LJN or had an exclusive contract with them. I also heard that some of the LJN game designers rented a house together. They made shitty games for Nintendo on purpose, and then went home to smoke weed and play Sonic the Hedgehog together.
the "Seal of Approval" is Nintendo just saying, "Hey we know this exists."
It's their way of saying that the game turns on.
Now that you mention it, it really is. All it means is that the game is licensed.
"We get money out off it"
of*
It actually just means that you can complete the game
9:28
Hey, wanna listen to some tunes?
*intense head bopping*
are you here from LIMC
Witch finder general
Wanna be starting something
not only head bop. HE FUCKING THREW CASSETTE NOT INTO A PLAYER
Was looking for this timestamp
The "you wanna listen to some tunes?" part gets me every time
I wish it was that easy, it would make every player on the planet obsolete faster than you can say fuck. XD
Bradford Boucher
No need to be an ass.
now its getting memed
Same
Certified hood classic
2:34. To be fair: it’s established in the movie that Wyld Stallyns are the most influential rock group in history, whose music united everyone and brought about world peace. So it is kind of a big deal if moving the historical dudes around disrupts one of their concerts or something.
I didn't know air guitar could have such a big impact.
Be excellent to eachother.
Fair enough
@@JeffMcDuffie72MeridianGateThey eventually learn to play guitar.
I love how the nerd is able to just show the LJN logo and were all immediately able to guess what that signifies.
ANYONE who was raised on an NES knows what that fucking rainbow signifies.
Luckily, I don't recall ever owning an LJN game. And after seeing this, I'm glad I didn't.
As a wee lad, I don't think I owned any either. But I did rent Back to the Future, and in my teens I picked up Wolverine from a flea market...
megagrey I swear. If I ever see that rainbow stamp on a modern game, it's gonna suck. And I won't even have to play it.
LJN went the way of the dodo with Acclaim, so you won't.
When you piss in bright sunlight, the LJN rainbow can be seen.
sunlight representing a GOOD series and piss to tell about their piss poor games
Are they still around? Please tell me they aren't.
Hellchen317 I
WorldWalker128 No. Or if they are, I know they don't produce video games anymore.
LJN's gaming department were bought by Acclaim and then got independant again as THQ, that THANK GOD bankrupted. Ironically, they bankrupted weeks or even days before launching a great videogame title, South Park: The Stick of Truth, that Ubisoft got the publishing license after that.
I wonder if anyone who worked for LJN watches avgn.
+Ibram Gaunt They probably did at some point and are cursung themselves for being involved in the making of such abominations.
+Adrian Campbell Cursing
+Adrian Campbell Or honored that they are a running joke in the AVGN videos. ^_^
Adrian Campbell Some ex employee living off the government, drunk off their ass every night, living on ramen and bologna and cheese sandwiches, screaming at the nerd til they pass out wasted. A well deserved end to an ljn career.
I wonder if you ever miss tanith
"You're supposed to hold up or down or some shit, I don't know, I DON'T FUCKIN' KNOW..."
Love that line. He sounds so genuinely exasperated.
Cool
9:27 one of the best avgn moments!
It's Cinemassacre's Monster madness... 80's - a - thon
Dude everybody memes that lol
@@nikobello101 I've only seen that memed a few times.
pop it in the boombox.
I would love to see the programers of those games reactions to these videos.
Those programmers were outsourced actually for LJN, and nobody even knows who they were. LJN actually never made any of its games. It was just a way for Acclaim to produce more games per year to get around quality assurance controls.
I think that female robt that says that the humans all must die that made these kind of games, like an torture for us, and that's how she will destroy humanity, LOL...
Are Acclaim and LGN the same thing? Because I always conflated the two. They both had rainbows and I detested both of their games.
@@ShinSeikiEvan they weren't always the same company. When LJN closed it's toy division in 1989 or 1990, Acclaim bought them out.
Most of these games were made by teams of between 1-4 people, overworked and underpaid. I'm sure they're all well aware of how shitty they are.
"Man, wouldn´t be funny if we make a Wolverine game where the claws hurt you, hehe?"
"How about a Terminator 2 game where you only mash buttons?"
"We are assholes."
- LJN.
- So who brought the crack?
The new Bill & Ted's movie should be all about erasing this game from history.
Deus Ex good idea.
It really should be, but unfortunately it's about Bill and Ted needing to write a song to save the world. Your plot sounds way better.
Deus Ex or erasing LJN games
They making a new one?
I’m sure it will be a fun return!
Number of times Ted falls on his ass: 44
Umm... Thanks Justin, that's certainly some useful information.
Useful isn't the word I'd use. It's just Trivia what he done told us.
No worries. He quoted the Nintendo Power episode. So it's a good thing.
Doing Gods were here.
Bill and Ted's Excrement Adventure.
@@amandadugin What?
@@drex2956 excrement = shit :)
@@gergemini2993 i understand that, but i think to the person i replied delete their comment
Ha!
most atrocious
Yeah, they weren't thinking; they were Laughing, Joking, and being Numbnuts the whole way through.
+Kabamsoo Da Bomb im guessing they were watching the actual movie while smoking weed and diding give a fuck XD
+Kabamsoo Da Bomb Actually Licking Junk Nuggets
10:03 I still love this moment/set of lines to this day.
There was a Fairly Odd Parents episode where Timmy finds the Holy Grail by bumping into a bush
i wonder if the maker of fiary odd parents played bill and ted
There probably isn’t a connection whatsoever
Seriously?
Pretty sure it was at a beach, cosmo found the holy grail and Elvis Presley underneath the sand, lol
@@buhgingo2933 I believe that was the episode "Beach Blanket Bozo". The episode where Timmy finds the Holy Grail in a bush was a different episode (I forget the name of it though).
I would find it absolutely HILARIOUS to see the Nerd interview and LJN developer.
LJN is a publisher, not a developer, alot of companies made the games for them, even RAREWARE.
I just mean someone who worked for LJN. It would be too funny.
AVGN: We have a special guest today! A developer from LJN!
LJN: Thanks for-- (AVGN Punches LJN guy in the gut)
LOL, those laughing joking numnuts!
he would shake his hand because without lgn he wouldnt have as much material to work with
"..my coins ran out. DIdnt that mother fucker say he was gonna pay??" lmao
jeff charlton Yes, I saw the video too.
hey Rembrandt where's my coins
CoroGameplay no u didnt
well its funny you say that because my dad died of a heart attack a year and half ago, and by the way im a 24 year old college grauduate and Im engaged, so maybe you shouldnt speculate on other peoples lives just based on a comment they left you
yeah and like i said so did mine, of a heart attack
DEAR LORD
I PHYSICALLY RECOILED AND GASPED WHEN HE REVEALED THE GAME WAS MADE BY LJN
easily one of my favorite AVGN episodes
Spamton
A Bill and Ted video game: Excellent!
A Bill and Ted video game made by LJN: Bogus!
This comment is righteous, dude!
@@freezetile8588 *Air guitars*
Bogus, heinous, most non-triumphant
"Here's your fucking gravestone!" "You're gonna die!"
Damn you nerd I was finishing up my cereal toast crunch milk.
Lmao ikr that made me laugh so hard
One of the funniest and best episodes so far.
Than watch ToxicCrusaders or (best cut) WaynesWorld...
or my personal favorite : Pitfall Harry^^
haha yes indeed after all these years. and THAT LINE "they 're gonna give Jesee James a FUCKING UZI??" and "... might as well give, I don't know, VLAD TEPES AN ATOM BOMB!" haha it's so damn hilarious and ingenious every fucking time..
I love the ending where he keeps leaving but then coming back to talk more shit about it
I'm actually impressed the entire last scene was done in one take without stumbling over any lines. I put it right up there with Chevy Chase's Colossal Insult in "Christmas Vacation".
Fun fact: In Christmas vacation during his boss rant the "family" he was yelling toward wore necklace placards each with 2 insults that's why he looks to each family member while yelling. He randomly put all the insults together
I loved bill and ted as a kid . I still watch the movies every once in a while
"Planet of the Apeshit"
I wish new movie had that title.
this show is the only one where i don't skip intro
Who would
I skip it. Fuck it.
Nostalgia critic has a good intro
@@homiewiththeromie-5692 I do, usually. I love the AVGN theme, but it gets old after the 5th or 6th video in a row.
You’ve never watched The Wire.
1:17 Oh, No! Not *Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts*
LJN also known as new Soyuzmultfilm.
In the movie (if you haven't seen it) the music they play in their band is so good that it brings world peace and technological advancement so the success of their band is kinda important...
true, but if they make a bill and ted 3, then it'll fuck it up all up.
Steven Escareno hehe, yah about that.
I'm not joking, when he put his thumb off the cartridge and revealed it was made by LJN, I literally threw my head back and began breathing deeply. That is one of the scariest jumpscares I've ever seen!
Chris Posten once you see that rainbow
_shit gets real..._
(unless it’s Spider-Man: Maximum Carnage...)
Anyone else catch Fred Fuchs' name on Cleopatra's credit card?
Not me
Fardeen Rabbani then why would you comment?
Yeep
@@jadendafinger he was answering the question.
@@jadendafinger It's funny
I’ve seen this one so many times and I just noticed the credit card had Fred Fuchs on it. Genius😂
15:20 Whoa, he has so many games, even the wood bent
James Rolfe is such a brilliant comedy writer! Seriously I love these videos! THEY'RE GENIUS!!!
For for his movie, that sucked ass.
Kaka carrot cake the super sand lesbian l
yes he is hats of to james
Kaka carrot cake the super sand lesbian
You could actually go through every single episode, take the best lines, and put them all together into a book of poetry.
15:20 This is without a doubt the greatest AVGN rant ever....and possibly one of the greatest rants of all time!
I love how this was 7 years old yet looks new as f
The funniest thing is that Bill and Ted for NES is the worst LJN game on NES, but Bill and Ted for Gameboy is the best LJN game on Gameboy. I know that's really not saying much, but it's still interesting to think about.
I don't think it's the worst game on NES by ljn
this game is bogus. heinous. most non-triumphant.
That was an unpleasent game indeed
i just gave you your 69th like
EXCELLENT!!
@@jcyjacobyoung 69 Dudes!
Bogus more like amogus
abogus
The Nintendo Seal of Quality: almost as reputable as the Krusty Seal of Approval.
Amaranth "I hardly endorse this event or product" - Krusty
I swear, this episode feels like the point where LJN finally broke the poor Nerd. I get the sense that this was the culmination of a long rivalry between gamer and publisher. Know what I mean?
theres no gold at the end of that rainbow, theirs a pot of crap
***** Nice job pointlessly correcting grammar only to show that you can't type with proper grammar either.
Even if that was a joke, you pointlessly corrected grammar. So impressive.
So, gold if you're a corophile
Yeah, I guess they had SOME gold in that pot, but they put mostly crap in there.MOSTLY.
Uh huh.
superdarkman 2006 How about shit that u can trade for gold?
14:30 does anyone remember that fairly odd parents (I actually still see the episode sometimes) where Timmy goes back into the mideval times and finds the holy grail. How? By falling into a bush.
You mean the 1995 Halloween special?
"But sometimes it lets you walk on the green."
LJN Seal of Quality
Anyone else sing the entire intro at the beginning? There have been days it’s stuck in my head all day and I don’t even mind 😊
LJN looks like Nerd's greates enemy. Like Joker for Batman, or Green Goblin for Spider-Man, lol.
"What were they THINKING?!" -AVGN, every episode
You can't blame him for saying that constantly! 😆
It’s LJN. They weren’t thinking.
the reason the concert for wild stallions is so important in bill and ted is the concert is so good it creates a world utopia of calm and unity. Its actually in canon in the film to want to recover the timeline just for bill and ted
James Rolfe is a legend.
It's very rare to find games that are both educational and fun, but Oregon Trail is one example.
That’s also how I feel about Reader Rabbit Math Island.
@@rogue7723what that?
Has anyone ever counted how many times the nerd mentions Castlevania?
127,456 times to be exact. Yes I went back thru all his videos and checked.
Chris Watson Damn, He really DOES talk about it all the time.
Stefano Pavone If anyone where to play that game, They'd die of Alcohol Poisoning.
Castlevania is awesome, but it's hard, but well worth the effort. In the words of Jesus Christ, "I never said it would be easy. I only said it would be worth it."
Jon Kelley Yeah I actually played Super Castlevania 4 myself and I quite enjoyed it.
James, I gotta tell ya.....I have been a subscriber to the Cinemassacre channel for, at least, 3 years now. During this time, I have received hours upon hours of entertainment from you, Mike, and the entire Cinemassacre team. I am a child of the '80s/early '90s and spent countless hours playing the ATARI/NES/SNES. I had friends who had all the different ATARI pads, NES gadgets, and the SEGA system with all it's different add-ons. With that said, every video you post, takes me to another place in time....a simpler time....my childhood!!! I love the laughs I get from watching you guys, the "Nerd" in particular, reliving some of my most FUN childhood moments. Whether it's the shitty games or the awesome ones...doesn't matter. It feels great when I see the same reactions I had as a crude, foul-mouthed, young gamer, come from you guys. Thanks for everything you and all your team does for our generation. You take me back to a time in my life that I remember fondly, and while doing that, turning on a new generation of high-tech/new-tech gamers to what we had while we were growing up. Please, keep up the GREAT work....for ALL OF US!! I look forward to seeing your AVGN feature film and will support you, like many others, for as long as you continue to do what you do. I am also a huge movie buff, have an incredible interest in the movie-making process, and am blown away by your passion for the film arts. You truly are an incredible, entertaining talent, my friend. Thanks again, James. I'm sure I'll cya again soon in youtube-land!! Peace. :)
9:28 What you're here for
Isn't Bill and Ted the names of the missiles in Mario? (Bullet Bill and Torpedo Ted)
And the Special World levels in Super Mario World are named after various 1980s slang terms, which Bill & Ted are fluent in.
I think they're bullet bill and bonzai bill
swoosherdogho you don’t remember Torpedo Ted?
He was an underwater missile enemy in Mario World and returned in later games including Mario Galaxy and NSMBDS
@@CrasherX2000 do not remember any torpedo aenemy ever in those games
grim the reaper Torpedo Ted was in the underwater levels of each games I’ve listed
They’re in there
Seriously
You specifically said in Big Rigs that even LJN games DON'T allow you to get off the map. Well... 8:08
@Sailor Sedna Well do you blame him? He's trying to get the memory of these games out if his head!
I remember when when I was a kid, my mom rented this game for me to play over the weekend. I could have chosen any game, but this one seemed fun on the shelf. The impossible game play caused me to have nightmares the entire weekend. I still regret choosing this game 20 years later....
9:28 what your here for
Thx
Nope, just for the episode
@@FreakAxident i know
Actually I'm here for 17:17
*you're
I haven't played this game since 1992, yet the sound effects and music still haunt me to this day.
at least the movie was..."Excellent"
I liked it it included the amazing 1980
The game was excellent too!
NOT!
Delphy Drew stop
Eggcellent
Radical!
Anyone here in 2020 and watching this in preparation for the release of Bill and Ted Face the Music? That's why I am here for the 8th or 9th time watching this.
Haven't seen it yet.
I’m just here to listen to some tunes
I'm only watching this cause I love him
Ironically, just as disappointing as the game
Steaming pile for sure
I've been really struggling lately and when I'm really down I can watch AVGN and it always makes me laugh no matter what. Thank you James.
Hope things are better!
The credit card belongs to Fred Fuchs!
Awesome.
“Hey, wanna listen to some tunes?” Lmao
Around 12:12, you really cracked me up with your jumping fails. Nice physical approach to commentary. :)
Imagine getting the old programmers of the games in an episode with the James. I’d be fucking rolling! This video & the paper boy video had me cryin’ in tears cause the levels of frustration were just killin’ me! I love this guys stuff. He’s great. He’s freaking funny man ! 🤣
Love how the credit card at 14:13 has "Fred Fuchs" on it
Go back in time in a phone booth eh? Never heard that one before...
Ha, does sound like it ripped off the time traveling phone booth idea from Dr. Who doesn't it?
Since Dr. Who first aired in 1963 (and still going :o) and Bill and Ted showed in theaters on 1989. At least the movie's a campy, fun stupid film; Kinda like "Hot Tub Time Machine."
*****
Well true. Though honestly, they can both be seen as phone booths whether or not they're used for public or private use since they both house a phone.
What is similar is that both use a device that allows someone to time travel in a tiny confinement.
you obviously have never read doraemon...
And you're right!
1:04 "back in time in a phone box?" Gee, that sounds pretty freaking familiar.
The original idea for the time machine was a car, but it was swapped for a phone booth in order to avoid similarities with another series.
electricmastro it happened anyway as doctor who uses it since '64 '-'
*63
electricmastro yeah, sorry
It kinda reminds me of Doctor Who.
10:47 - pause
*Take THAT, Flat-Earthers!*
lol
Those time rebels are originally from the cinemassacre movie "Wizard of Oz 3: Dorothy goes to hell" xD
The same Cinemassacre movie where Shit Pickle & Super Mecha Death Christ made their debuts prior to AVGN.
Wow, it's been so long that even Bill and Ted's sequel is coming out soon.
Jesse James: your' going to die!
Sherriff: Nope.
Bill/Ted: here Jesse have this future fully automatic weapon!
Jesse: well thanks!
Sherriff: what the hell!?
POW POW POW POW POW!!!!!
dafuq?
***** the only true answer to asher's comment is
you misspelled you're*
*You're
Logan Vessey *$200,000. *Whomever. Grammar Nazis only exist because the world seems to be regressing to illiteracy, and we would like to prevent that.
***** No one wants to type in every comma, punctuation, or 'm' in "whom" on a non-graded blurb that is posted on the internet. So, dude, go tell all of your Grammar Nazi friends to become English 101 teachers. Go puke all over students! SOME PEOPLE CANT GIVE A SHIT! JUST DO THE FUCKING INTERNET A FAVOR, AND GO FUCK A CACTUS!!!!
Imagine your dad got this game for you when you were a child - from a thrift store for $.50 and it was one of a few games you had. I spent endless hours of frustration to never really progress in this game. This video gave me ptsd of forgotten suppressed memories that caused years of depression and anxiety, inducing a lifelong need for Prozac. Thanks. This video was awesome.
Is it wrong that I'd like to see cassette tapes work that way?
+Grovfu Not really. That'd be kinda cool, but you'd have to keep buying more cassette tapes.
no
One of my favorite bits from AVGN...😁 *throws a cassette on the floor and jams
like an audio musical grenade?....hmmm well to be fair it would be an awesome way to get the music goin at a rave!
9:22 this is what you wanted
14:45: For those that don't know who is AVGN talking about, The person is Vlad Tepes (Dunno if pronunciation is right) but he is also known as "Vlad the Impaler". He was most known and recorded as extremely sadistic and for his horrible cruelty and eventually gave way for the creation of Dracula; which is also vlad's patronymic name since his father's name was "Vlad Dracul".
I'll shut up now after that long bit of trivia.
AVGN: Hey! Wanna listen to some tunes?
Tape: *_Ah shit.. here we go again.._*
This guy is the coolest NERD ever! Everytime I feel sad.. I watch him and smile :D
9:32 16-Bit Wanna Be Startin' Something 😃🎧
Bah! 11:48 SID chip FTW.
+hyphz 🎧🎶🎶🎶🎧🤘
How about the song within the Bill & Ted's game? Not sure if it's the Beach Boys' "Do it Again"
TrueBlueProductions sounds like the song from the movie No retreat, no surrender
TrueBlueProductions sounds like the song from the movie No retreat, no surrender
7:48 James getting them Vietnam flashbacks
The nerd is self aware: "What where they thinking? I know, they weren't thinking!"
9:28
If you pay attention, you can actually see the tape fall onto the floor.
9:33min. Best epic Face like Nerdstyle :D
Michael Jackson - Wanna' be startin' somethin'
8:00 the atoms in Bubsy 3d, and worst of all, the rings in Superman 64.
So glad I didn’t bother again with this game and so glad I got to talk to you about it at Retrocon in Oaks.
this is one of the best episodes
You could say that about nearly any AVGN episode.
If you look carefully at 9:17 when James selects the "casette", doesn't it look like a casette PLAYER? So the dude gives him the casette to play on his pre-existing player. Still funny how he throws it on the ground though.
I almost choked on my food while laughing at that!
Has there ever been an instance where someone involved in the production of a game reviewed by AVGN has come forward and either apologised or tried to justify it? I'm asking sincerely now.
"I've heard that you hated our game""yeah...but...""my god! finally someone with sense!"
probly not, LJN developers probly dont give a flying fuck
Cokedlr However this is a guy on youtube called the LJN defender which does this probably because no one else will
9:28 we all came for this
Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
"I'm impressed!!!" 16:09 hahahahaha
9:05 - Praise a certain recent Disney film with anthropomorphic mammals for making that joke funnier than it was back in 2013.
Hahahaha! 😆
which film?
+BlackMamba1o1 Zootopia
TrueBlueProductions Isn't that 2016.
Woah woah woah woah, WAIT. Going through time, in a PHONE BOOTH!? THERE'S SOMETHING BILL AND TED ARE NOT TELLING US. CHECK BOTH OF THEIR HEARTS
*Dalek voice*
Only the Doctor can pilot the TARDIS.
hornymaneee *yawn*
2011panchi didnt know your a avgn fan too -_-
Another good video thanks
yes.
9:26 Hey want to listen to some Tunes?
The best line on this video still make my happy over 6 years and still will make me happy until the future.
The Three Letters appear.
AVGN uses curse
It is super effective
A phone booth spiraling through a time warp. Why does that seems so familer. I kinda want to Exterminate something now
There is logic in what you say.
The bit about the holy grail reminds me of Fairly Oddparents in "Knighty Knight" Episode, Timmy found it by jumping into a bush
Back then.
Did LJN take permission from the creators of any movie, or did they just make the game without their permission?
Which one?
Okoa
Correct me if I'm wrong; I heard that Universal pictures either bought LJN or had an exclusive contract with them.
I also heard that some of the LJN game designers rented a house together. They made shitty games for Nintendo on purpose, and then went home to smoke weed and play Sonic the Hedgehog together.
CF-105 Games Super Back to the Future 3 on Super Famicon was pretty decent. Too bad it wasn't released in the U.S. AVGN did a video about it.
CF-105 Games
Even though the North American BTTF games sucked, the one released in Japan was decent. AVGN Re-revisits BTTF.
This game have something educational, don´t buy games of LJN
Ha! The credit card said "fred fuchs" xD
Here's some items I would've gone with
Edison: steam generator
Cleopatra; Ankh necklace
Elvis: Car keys
Ceaser: Fresco painting
Rembrandt: Paint set
Ferris Welker here are some people that give a shit: no one.
To be honest, that would actually make sense. Makes a lot more sense than what you get them in the game.
Ferris Welker q,
Edison: Tesla coil.
Edison - Patent paperwork since he just bought inventions from inventors.
Elvis - Indian head-dress since he hid his Native American heritage