Schwarzenegger Games (NES) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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  • @qbradq
    @qbradq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4138

    I have rewatched avgn more than any other entertainment series. It is literally my favorite episodic series ever.

    • @theguyfromwalgreens
      @theguyfromwalgreens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      It’s definitely one of mine. I’m tied between AVGN & GradeAUnderA.

    • @poopagore
      @poopagore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      this a red letter media for the win

    • @ValicanX
      @ValicanX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Amazing series! I too have rewatched the whole series so many times

    • @Darian-mk1bw
      @Darian-mk1bw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Same here! I've never rewatched anything as much as this

    • @lelouchvibritannia9765
      @lelouchvibritannia9765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Me too, he is so funny ^-^.

  • @ShinobiNeon
    @ShinobiNeon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2301

    I do have one good thing to say about Predator... at least they spelled "Congratulations" right.

    • @user-md2iq9vb9z
      @user-md2iq9vb9z 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ***** did you watch the video?

    •  9 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Congraguration!

    • @DechenHall0104
      @DechenHall0104 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      MountainsOfDew You Finsh Game!

    • @user-md2iq9vb9z
      @user-md2iq9vb9z 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      MajoraMajesty You have prooved the justice of our culture

    • @DechenHall0104
      @DechenHall0104 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That brings a tear to my eye

  • @juancontreras1480
    @juancontreras1480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1691

    "I already talked about the Terminator games and they suffered the same fate."
    Don't you mean... a Dark Fate?

    • @RageUnchained
      @RageUnchained 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Too soon

    • @CalliphoriBae
      @CalliphoriBae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      At least it was on NES and not...
      ...Genisys?

    • @Clefthedoctor
      @Clefthedoctor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Stop with the PUUUUUNS (jk keep doing it)

    • @technounionrepresentative4274
      @technounionrepresentative4274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@CalliphoriBae those games were the genisys of bad terminator
      Products we hoped for a salvation for the series but in the end the series has met a dark fate yada yada (insert rise of the machines joke here)

    • @ExplorerDS6789
      @ExplorerDS6789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hey, Dark Fate was cool. Grace was bad-ass!

  • @tammurney3053
    @tammurney3053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    "They can't all be bad.... right."
    "Arnold raises shotgun "Wrong"

    • @legrandgougoulilumine6940
      @legrandgougoulilumine6940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That guy sitting and waiting in Arnold's house..
      It was not self confidence... it was plain stupidity !

    • @hudsondzc
      @hudsondzc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      To be, or not to be?...
      Not to be.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hudsondzc niiice

    • @alexander1485
      @alexander1485 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "I'll be back....suckier than ever!"

  • @Probaby_Robin
    @Probaby_Robin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1128

    I feel like he missed the opportunity to say “ they should have had a total recall of this game”

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It would've been perfect!

    • @sudicalwig
      @sudicalwig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Or "You should have a total refund"

    • @yoranger8349
      @yoranger8349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was thinking that too

    • @LouigiVerona
      @LouigiVerona 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same thought!

    • @CongoChongoVIII
      @CongoChongoVIII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sudicalwig no

  • @isaacbailey3681
    @isaacbailey3681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +942

    "Congratulations.
    You have survived."
    That summarizes the entire game.

    • @redatouati987
      @redatouati987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      well bearly unless you survived playing the game

    • @trevorblue4531
      @trevorblue4531 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That summarizes every game!

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@trevorblue4531 Even racing and sports games? 😆

    • @yz5426
      @yz5426 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol 0

  • @gyromurphy
    @gyromurphy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    I never noticed this until now. At 3:23 look the little screen to the left of Arnold. It shows an elevator door opening and a guy running out. Then a few seconds later that guy shows up and starts shooting. That actually a really cool little thing that they included.

    • @Locomamonk
      @Locomamonk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      nice catch!

    • @nickellion3657
      @nickellion3657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      That's a truly brilliantly nostalgic catch! 10/10.

    • @starchild7843
      @starchild7843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Can the players Sprite go in it?

    • @Leo_Silva_
      @Leo_Silva_ ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ray tracing!

    • @jaygooese4242
      @jaygooese4242 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well that's f****** great

  • @gluserty
    @gluserty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Imagine being in The Nerd's gameroom after his "Total Recall" playthrough, and having to clean up all the pixels that flew out of the TV.

    • @1989Ezal
      @1989Ezal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You dont own a pixelcleaner?

    • @gluserty
      @gluserty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@1989Ezal Ha ha,no, I just had the SNES Cleaning Kit, the one with Mario on the front:-).

    • @yodathehutt1557
      @yodathehutt1557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd just smoke the pixels off of some foil.
      know what i mean bro?

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Better then being in there after the toxic avenger review

  • @justinhackstadt6677
    @justinhackstadt6677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    "I gotta win before I have a heart attack!"
    Every old school NES gamer can relate. 😆 🤣

    • @1989Ezal
      @1989Ezal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ok, wait. This quote was nothing special to mention it really.

    • @galacticwarlock2271
      @galacticwarlock2271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I am from the 80's. For reals man. Every game is like this now. I have to beat it before the heart attack comes.

    • @CongoChongoVIII
      @CongoChongoVIII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty cringey bro

    • @LITTLE1994
      @LITTLE1994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes, because many NES games were stupidly hard.

    • @viktormichael821
      @viktormichael821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@LITTLE1994 matched with awful controls.

  • @Crichjo32
    @Crichjo32 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1462

    "The game is so bad, that even the enemy soldiers commit suicide" lmao :D

    • @OurBros
      @OurBros 9 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      "This game is so broken, the enemies can't even play it" hah

    • @Knackebrodz
      @Knackebrodz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Crichjo32 LOL! best line ever!

    • @Omnishredder
      @Omnishredder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "this game is so broken, even the Terminator won't be back to play it"

    • @calebrich225
      @calebrich225 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crichjo32
      July 23rd 1996
      7/23/1996

    • @markpugh6808
      @markpugh6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hilarious how he thinks the game is a piece of shit and yet still carries on playing it lol

  • @Arexion5293
    @Arexion5293 8 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    20:42 Huh, he forgot to feed his guitarist.

    • @CassandraPantaristi
      @CassandraPantaristi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha :D

    • @xj0462
      @xj0462 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      or water him

    • @SOIBand
      @SOIBand 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      guitarists are plants: confirmed !

    • @Seiko180
      @Seiko180 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      A, B, B, A

    • @mscainia7348
      @mscainia7348 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bcg

  • @youknowihaduwuittoem
    @youknowihaduwuittoem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Loved how he teabagged the rocks in victory at 18:02 after he finally destroyed that one block.

  • @shadowman2192
    @shadowman2192 8 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    The "Terminator-esque" version of the theme song is beautiful.

    • @grimTales1
      @grimTales1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Draven I agree, its awesome :)

  • @HaakonAnderson
    @HaakonAnderson 9 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    I met Arnold recently at a Wal-Mart in Colorado and all I can say is what a nice down to earth cool guy.

    • @conorhorn2471
      @conorhorn2471 9 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      I met Bruce Willis at Kmart and he was in the corner crying

    • @aydendarcy2438
      @aydendarcy2438 9 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      i met tom cruise at EB games, he was robbing it

    • @nightbane2
      @nightbane2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I met Liam Neeson at a Barber Shop, he said he'd find and kill me if I didn't get a good hair cut.

    • @gunhilba7917
      @gunhilba7917 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I met your mom yesterday she was fart-flying aroud denmark

    • @HaakonAnderson
      @HaakonAnderson 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maõ Lucifer damn dude too far...

  • @dizzyroach
    @dizzyroach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    8:19 Nerd makes his two most famous faces in 3 seconds

    • @bananaboi7634
      @bananaboi7634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nice comment dude i actually didn't notice that

    • @jaycerrito3142
      @jaycerrito3142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      From an angry frown 😡 to a "why" face 😧

    • @jaycerrito3142
      @jaycerrito3142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      From an angry frown 😡 to a "why" face 😧

  • @KrzysztofBob
    @KrzysztofBob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    If that was filmed in 2020, he would probably have Arnold as a guest.

    • @brycewakefield6565
      @brycewakefield6565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Krzysztof Bobkowski how?

    • @bobkolterjahn4266
      @bobkolterjahn4266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That is highly unlikely.

    • @Dickkickem460
      @Dickkickem460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Honestly with how well TH-cam Stars been doing lately he probably could have, that would be like my dream right there doing interviews with all the 80s action heroes, top of that list would definitely Arnold and Stallone

    • @bobkolterjahn4266
      @bobkolterjahn4266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Dickkickem460 That's like Daniel Day Lewis making an appearance on his show, which is unlikely to happen.

    • @cheeseboi588
      @cheeseboi588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bob Kolterjahn Not that unlikely, he’s had other pretty famous movie stars on the show.

  • @dorpth
    @dorpth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    Total Recall, a shitty movie license NES game, made by Acclaim, the company that bought LJN.
    You can't get away. You can never get away.

    • @AgroChase
      @AgroChase 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      They live to make his life hell no matter what form they take

    • @xKryoxMan
      @xKryoxMan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +dorpth
      Movie games generally suck!!!!!

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +dorpth They created Bust a Move, Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage and surprisingly Mortal Kombat 1 and 2. So they're not a total ass. Even AVGN stated that Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage is the only LJN game that didn't suck.

    • @pierceplays3675
      @pierceplays3675 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nooooo get it away from me why would you do this you're evil

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      CyborgDoesStuff
      XD That's funny. *chases CyborgDoesStuff with an LJN game* Come over here... it only wants to hug you. LOL

  • @ryandeangelis339
    @ryandeangelis339 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    “Your Mother your Father your Uncle your Uncle”
    I’m dying lol

  • @napoleonmeowparte3874
    @napoleonmeowparte3874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    "I shot my wife "
    Cool son , can i play too

    • @brageok
      @brageok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Father i cannot click the book

    • @mcarave
      @mcarave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@brageok Father why can't I "like and subscribe" to this book

    • @irgendwer3610
      @irgendwer3610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Boomers be like "HAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY I HATE MY WIFE"

    • @irgendwer3610
      @irgendwer3610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @花 Ok Boomer

    • @irgendwer3610
      @irgendwer3610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @花 man kann sich nie davon erholen, es ist zu viel

  • @MrDoomquake777
    @MrDoomquake777 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "I'm so mad I could take a chainsaw to a baby's neck" that's my new favorite quote 😂

  • @stefanfr13
    @stefanfr13 9 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    20:31
    My reaction when I accidently kill a shiny pokemon.

    • @PokeShadow77
      @PokeShadow77 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      you still have it better than I have
      i haven't even seen one before

    • @Theramanix
      @Theramanix 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      stefanfr13 same!

    • @darkrai436
      @darkrai436 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's worse when that shiny either kills itself or uses a technique like roar or whirlwind.

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      PokeShadow77 I have seen and caught ONE legitimately obtained shiny pokemon, and that pokemon was...
      ...a red gyarados.

    • @alexdehatter2151
      @alexdehatter2151 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know that feeling... When I was young, I ended up running away from a shiny Meditite in Sapphire not realising it was shiny. On the bright side, I made up for it by catching a shiny Zubat, also in Sapphire.

  • @srbarkerchan
    @srbarkerchan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    20:32 - 20:42 That feeling when you catch a great Pokemon and you accidentally shut the game off before saving.

    • @mdstsrht
      @mdstsrht 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      srbarkerchan or a Shiny Pokemon

    • @zetabolt6648
      @zetabolt6648 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      srbarkerchan .....When your dumbass friend kills a Pokemon that you wanted for a long time, is my reaction.

  • @GaaraSama1983
    @GaaraSama1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "What you thought you can ride on the red scorpions, were you crazy?" Dolph Lundgren approves

    • @scumbagm2995
      @scumbagm2995 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quote from Full Metal Jacket?

  • @chemicaljk1447
    @chemicaljk1447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    09:09 you came here for this

    • @CPN467
      @CPN467 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It’s true.

  • @omikronweapon
    @omikronweapon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Now it's fuckin' Fuck-time" That should be AVGN-man's catchphrase :P

    • @ihjnhhj
      @ihjnhhj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OmikronWeapon yes

    • @Wysterian
      @Wysterian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Totally Agree, I find myself saying it a lot nowadays so hearing him say it more would be Awesome, PS I know he doesn't do Modern Games but I would love to see at least a James and Mike Review of Mighty Switch Force.

    • @robertanderson2898
      @robertanderson2898 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd say "What a shit load of fuck," but that's a good one too.

  • @poiuytrewq11422
    @poiuytrewq11422 9 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    I like how no one ever tries to troll him with the whole "You've offended me, deleted your video/channel" shit. As if trolls fear the Nerd.

    • @ybrik222
      @ybrik222 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      poiuytrewq11422 I'd say it's more like his videos are inoffensive.

    • @poiuytrewq11422
      @poiuytrewq11422 9 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      ybrik222 Or his videos are so offensive, that trolls find it inoffensive.

    • @ybrik222
      @ybrik222 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      poiuytrewq11422 wut

    • @poiuytrewq11422
      @poiuytrewq11422 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ybrik222 Exactly.

    • @lesbianduck7862
      @lesbianduck7862 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      poiuytrewq11422 what is offensive about his videos? swearing? oh my gosh nooo

  • @scottylewis8124
    @scottylewis8124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1536

    Congraturation! Predator is happy end! Thank you! being the strong and corageour soldier that you are you feel strongeth welling in your body. Return to starting point challenge again!

    • @suazcollectibles
      @suazcollectibles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      You have played a great game! *Mr. Miyagi wink*

    • @lkskun
      @lkskun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *H A P P Y E N D*

    • @okami_eddy
      @okami_eddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @Kris Frederick
      r/whoosh

    • @antiagonista
      @antiagonista 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      You're winner

    • @khaimk4r4su
      @khaimk4r4su 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      A winner is you !

  • @JP-yf1gw
    @JP-yf1gw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Isn’t anyone gonna mention that the Total Recall game was made by Interplay? The group that would eventually create the Fallout series? You can even see the head of the company, Brian Fargo, in the game’s credits, too! He would still maintain his position when the early Fallout games were released.

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also, the game (alongside the tie-in novel) are in fact advertized in the movie credits.

  • @landontorppey
    @landontorppey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    " it's fucking.... fuck time!"
    lol wtf

    • @underarkduke9172
      @underarkduke9172 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      when did he say that?

    • @robbalison
      @robbalison 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +underarkduke 9 when he was fighting the final boss

    • @coohip
      @coohip 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +underarkduke 9 about 21:45

    • @DaveButtons
      @DaveButtons 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Landon T 🤣🤣🤣

    • @arianitzejnullahu1921
      @arianitzejnullahu1921 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your mother, your uncle, your uncle..

  • @horsepower523
    @horsepower523 7 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    "Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last? ...I LIED"
    "What happened to Sully?"
    "I let him go."

    • @greyfox37
      @greyfox37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Smartman 182 Line from Commando. One of my all time favorite Arnie lines

    • @mrscat6234
      @mrscat6234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My fav line is when Sully says “say it a little louder then GET FUCKED”

    • @theshotmeister2639
      @theshotmeister2639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      See you at the pardy Rictaaaaah

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@theshotmeister2639 :
      Fuck you. Asshole. (From Terminator 1)

    • @dantevivas6646
      @dantevivas6646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Let off some steam, Bennett.

  • @Deus35
    @Deus35 8 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    USING DOWN TO JUMP IS REALLY FUCKED UP

  • @lexxluey
    @lexxluey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "You press down to jump."
    That hit my soul 😭😂😂
    I felt every piece of his pain.

  • @morienbendinelli1554
    @morienbendinelli1554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    4:41 "I miss Fred Fuchs" xD

    • @1989Ezal
      @1989Ezal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuchs german for Fox.

  • @maninthebox0
    @maninthebox0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Wanna know sadistic bullshit? An x files game on the PlayStation let you save a game after you died. I was almost done with the game and hit save instead of load when I died and when I loaded it again just a tombstone picture appeared...what kind of shit is that?

    • @daforbe
      @daforbe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Don't buy movie based games. I learned that from Friday The 13th...
      I will buy the new one though.

    • @acablikeineedataxi
      @acablikeineedataxi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      the Riddick games were fucking great.

    • @jb2k2010
      @jb2k2010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Movie game from the Warriors was fun, True Lies on SNes... there aren't a lot but som do...

    • @nathaniellefebvre342
      @nathaniellefebvre342 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      maninthebox0 same deal with earlier copies of fallout new Vegas

    • @dkres82
      @dkres82 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ZakkyBhoy there's a lot of decent ones out there actually, Batman on NES, Batman Returns on SNES, The Spider-Man games from the movies, Riddick as already mentioned, most of the Disney Animated movie games from the 80s and 90s on NES, SNES, and Genesis (especially The Lion King and Aladdin on Sega) Jurassic Park on Genesis was great as well.

  • @Deverstater3000
    @Deverstater3000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Your Mother!! Your Father!! Your Uncle!! Your Uncle!!

  • @jtoumai
    @jtoumai ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I totally recall a young, innocent James. Back before he was angry and was just mildly annoyed. Then Total Recal on NES pushed poor James over the edge...

  • @terrancebloxlore3209
    @terrancebloxlore3209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    20:32 The Ultimate AVGN Rage

  • @jiafei6833122
    @jiafei6833122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    I've always wondered if the people programed these games has seen Nerd's videos, and if so what their reaction's like lol

    • @jaysmith2858
      @jaysmith2858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Hopefully extreme embarrassment.

    • @sonyx4500
      @sonyx4500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @Paul Tincher They are old People now. Probably they wouldn't care its 30 years ago.

    • @EndEverEsports
      @EndEverEsports 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      They repeatedly say "I tried to tell them" every time they hear "what were they thinking"

    • @houstonhelicoptertours1006
      @houstonhelicoptertours1006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It was 30 years ago and they got their money...would you care?

    • @B3Band
      @B3Band 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@houstonhelicoptertours1006 yes

  • @Eltro920
    @Eltro920 10 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    (sees the Predator cover)
    (sees it's made by Activision)
    Whenever a game has the name 'Activision' in it, has a 75% chance of being a piece of shit.

  • @BenOlsberg1995
    @BenOlsberg1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    8:18 to this day still has to be one of the funniest jumpcuts I've ever seen, between the ridiculous sounding music and his expression. It goes together so unexpectedly well. It makes me laugh just as hard as it did 10 years ago when this was released.

  • @frederica8888
    @frederica8888 8 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    I have watched This an unhealthy number of times

    • @ScarA
      @ScarA 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Same with every AVGN episode here.

    • @chrisschuschu720
      @chrisschuschu720 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      they def. are healthy, because they make you laugh. :-) I can´t get enough of this :-) Because I´m from the Atari and NES- Era, too. LOL

    • @goliath4802
      @goliath4802 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Qq

    • @omegarugal9283
      @omegarugal9283 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i watch avgn every night..

    • @wyomingwindage135
      @wyomingwindage135 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      every day.every night.every year

  • @yuniq9gaming930
    @yuniq9gaming930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    1:31 Total Recall
    4:49 Terminator games
    5:17 Last Action Hero
    8:00 Conan
    11:48 Commando
    12:08 Predator

    • @B3Band
      @B3Band 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Who the hell skips through a nerd episode? Shame on you!

    • @micahwest2793
      @micahwest2793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No need for time stamps here.

  • @redlion5038
    @redlion5038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    12:19 this goes to avgn without context

  • @Peter_1986
    @Peter_1986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The part between 11:22-11:33 is like one big concise summary of AVGN's whole character.

    • @SheonEver
      @SheonEver ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol, you called it.

  • @evilgary747
    @evilgary747 9 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "Total Recall? More like Total Fucking Shit!!"

    • @nykoraptor
      @nykoraptor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** your all right :)

    • @tonymennen
      @tonymennen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Woah....a youtube commenter apologized for something?!?!? D: A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!

    • @melvin8d671
      @melvin8d671 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Giggidy Pop More like total fecal.

    • @opalpersonal
      @opalpersonal 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @deadknight1199
      @deadknight1199 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm watching this in 2015 witch mean Arnold is 67!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @iiViridis
    @iiViridis 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    8:22 SKELETON HUMPING

  • @MikuFan3931
    @MikuFan3931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    20:31 When it’s monday morning.

    • @olivesouch6423
      @olivesouch6423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AVGN:

    • @YassineTorchani-dc2cm
      @YassineTorchani-dc2cm ปีที่แล้ว

      Why

    • @ya-kiri794
      @ya-kiri794 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​​@@YassineTorchani-dc2cmWhat do you mean, why? Because no one likes Mondays, especially if they have school or work. Also, it's the beginning of the week.

  • @JonkoSplonko
    @JonkoSplonko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I like how he asks "How can bubbles kill you?" when in Super C stage 4 there are killer bubbles at the start!

    • @tomjackson6077
      @tomjackson6077 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe the bubbles are acidic

  • @tobythedog7478
    @tobythedog7478 7 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    The idea of the nerd being a sexual t-rex

  • @takeshiC1
    @takeshiC1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    20:41 the guitar guys skeleton xD

  • @mathewakad2861
    @mathewakad2861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Ah nothing better than bingeing on AVGN episodes at 4am

  • @thesurfingstickmanyoutube6270
    @thesurfingstickmanyoutube6270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1:51 “If you see those men, let me know.”

  • @Benjamonnn
    @Benjamonnn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That “NO!” at 16:28 lol

  • @Logan-xo9uc
    @Logan-xo9uc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    fun fact. Conan for NES is a reskinned commodore game.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jontron?

    • @Logan-xo9uc
      @Logan-xo9uc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      WH250398 ECH.

    • @dariorusso7408
      @dariorusso7408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Myth from System 3. Which is not bugged.

  • @robinmiersch1451
    @robinmiersch1451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "How could bubbles kill you?" Remember that there are also bubbles in Jabu Jabu's Belly in Zelda OOT wich do damage to you. So the predetor is in Jabu Jabu's Belly there?!

  • @MDrummKid2
    @MDrummKid2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    0:54 this scene is gold, also anybody notice that James has a beautiful smile :)

  • @anothga
    @anothga 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    4:19
    I just love how he looks like he wants to say "The fuck is wrong with you?"

  • @guy1091
    @guy1091 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Coming back to this episode it’s really easy to tell that the Nerd is a true nerd. Only he would finish his homework on a Friday.

  • @charliebucket53
    @charliebucket53 10 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    lol i don't even play videogames and i just watch these videos kuz this guy is fucking hilarious

    • @TheCooderix
      @TheCooderix 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      One of the steps of being a avgn fan. Or atleast liking him!

  • @failedstates5315
    @failedstates5315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Your mother your father your uncle your uncle!"
    🤣

  • @CharlyGoMez27
    @CharlyGoMez27 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Press Up to Jump? What is this? Super smash bros?

    • @monchete9934
      @monchete9934 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Enrique Delgado Street Fighter does that too

    • @unsettledswine2566
      @unsettledswine2566 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And Mortal Kombat

    • @Power2315
      @Power2315 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Enrique Delgado Pressing up to jump is common in fighting games, because you're in 2D, on 1 screen, jumping is just one of the 3 directions you can go. Platforming games on the other hand requires precise jumps, when you press up, you let go of your left/right direction and lose momentum, you have less control over your jump, this is basic game mechanics (btw you can have an "up" jump that is well integrated to the level design, like in prince of persia).

    • @anthonynguyen4088
      @anthonynguyen4088 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Enrique Delgado *Cough* Y and X *Cough*

    • @Diabolo2014
      @Diabolo2014 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Enrique Delgado eeeee everyone that I Know change the up to jump, its really easy to do.
      My god this people.

  • @FletcherReedsRandomness
    @FletcherReedsRandomness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    But no one made a game out of his "best" movie, Jingle All the Way.
    "Put that cookie down! Now!"

  • @MR-dr5nc
    @MR-dr5nc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    21:39 "I'm not FFFFFFFFuckin arrrrooooooound." This has become a part of my lingo since this video came out lol

  • @nathanadams7940
    @nathanadams7940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    18:02 You can see him spam those victory crouches after finally blowing up those rocks
    i dont blame him at all

  • @3037795
    @3037795 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    20:18 It was at this moment that AVGN knew.....he would go Super Saiyan!!

    • @jarkspore
      @jarkspore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Perhaps one day: Dragonball Games?

    • @thedragonofdismashq
      @thedragonofdismashq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I'm honest, that is how I would feel if I accidentally started a new game when Im half way through

  • @kvndreamteam
    @kvndreamteam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    9:17 Who presses "down" to jump?
    Yes, it's stupid in the sense of playing a video game; but in real life, wouldn't you squat before you jump up? I don't know, I guess that's where this awkward game control came from.

    • @cygnusprime6728
      @cygnusprime6728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @MGTOW Hermit could you imagine playing Mario with down then up as the input for jumping?

    • @gst013
      @gst013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You bend your legs a little bit, but if you squat before you jump up, you're either a frog or you're doing jumping entirely wrong 😂

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gst013 tell that to NBA players and gymnasts. The deeper your squat, the higher the vertical jump, afterwards. It's just basic physics.

    • @gst013
      @gst013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RabblesTheBinx yea, no...if that were true, humans would squat and jump like cats or frogs do. Dynamic tension has a point of lesser returns in humans. We don't have haunches that allow us to spring up the way those kinds of animals do from a squat.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gst013 right, go do a standing back tuck without a full squat (90° angle at the knees). I'll wait.

  • @emelielager5453
    @emelielager5453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    James's acting in the intro gives me chills!! 💓🙌

  • @MrDoddi1984
    @MrDoddi1984 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Then the Predator isn't really a Predator. It's Prey"
    So that's how Netflix got the title for the 2022 prequel!!!

  • @FalloutPlays
    @FalloutPlays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    20:36 AAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!

  • @DJSpaceRetrotunes
    @DJSpaceRetrotunes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    James you 're right about the game "Conan". It's not based on the movie. When I saw it I said "hey.. I 've played that game before on my Commodore 64". The game called "MYTH". Check it out!

    • @MarJay1980
      @MarJay1980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw that, and realised it looks like a terrible version of the CD32 version of 'Myth'. in Myth the sequence of cutting down the skeleton and then using the trident on the Chimera as it follows real mythology, albeit in a very vague way. I never knew there was a C64 version!

  • @edgarallenpoe8380
    @edgarallenpoe8380 8 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    3:37 obviously you haven't played Takeshi's challenge

    • @pinkguy3920
      @pinkguy3920 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol that shit was hilarious

    • @SecretAgentJonathon
      @SecretAgentJonathon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I really want to see the nerd play that game. I can just imagine all the rage, it'd certainly make for an entertaining episode.

    • @blakesmith1949
      @blakesmith1949 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      jontron

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Edgar Allen Poe More like Takeshi's Mockery of all Things Sane. There is, however...a code. A code that, if entered while your character is kicking his final kicks on the ground, you can go back to full health and eliminate the threat the street punks and such can cause you. Of course, it won't save you...nothing will...

    • @NDOhioan
      @NDOhioan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You can literally murder your wife and children! Literally murder your children. I think I need to repeat that: Literally murder your children.

  • @zacharygregory4925
    @zacharygregory4925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I think they should have made it like contra with a twist: You play as each of the members of Dutch’s team and switch to the next character when the predator picks off the previous person

  • @hackj41
    @hackj41 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    21:00
    Now calm down, no need for that XD

  • @syxx7wun
    @syxx7wun 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "'Total Recall', total fuckin' shit!"
    that line made me laugh way too hard.

  • @busterschannel4794
    @busterschannel4794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    The only great Schwarzenegger game was contra.

    • @Vulpine_Cloaker
      @Vulpine_Cloaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Soon as I can I plan on making a rom hack of contra in the style of terminator 2.

    • @Small_Chungus
      @Small_Chungus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Vulpine_Cloaker any updates on that hack?

    • @Vulpine_Cloaker
      @Vulpine_Cloaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Small_Chungus had to abandon the project, my only computer has been terminated.

    • @Small_Chungus
      @Small_Chungus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Vulpine_Cloaker sorry to hear that man :(

    • @cobalt7248
      @cobalt7248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best Schwarzenegger and Stalone game!

  • @Melanittanigra
    @Melanittanigra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:46 - Brian Fargo, you may know him as the founder of Interplay and inExile, who made Fallout and Wasteland 2

  • @Jordan3DS
    @Jordan3DS 9 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Activision: Made shitty games then, makes shitty games now. How have they been around for all these years and somehow STILL lie as one of the worst gaming companies of all time?

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Jordan3D they're actually a publisher. they haven't developed a game since... the 90s?
      And what about Pitfall? That game is good. or Transformers War for Cybertron/Fall of Cybertron? Those are awesome. Guitar Hero is fun as well. Especially if you're into music. And they're bringing it back later this year. Their only stinker really is Call of Duty and how many sequels that has. Prototype is also awesome and I wish they hadn't killed it. I still say EA is worse since Activision really doesn't have a game with micro transactions.

    • @Littlejacobh
      @Littlejacobh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I guess they live off of CoD right now. That game is literally on life support with its Shitty games that they make now.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Apeture Core .....not all CoD is bad

    • @Jordan3DS
      @Jordan3DS 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Giordan Diodato The originals on PS2 were good, and I've heard that MW1 was good, but after that, well...

    • @Jordan3DS
      @Jordan3DS 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Giordan Diodato If they released it every couple of years, created an actual new engine, and actually tried to make each game feel unique, the games would be good. But they aren't, so they're not.

  • @VK4502B
    @VK4502B 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "I'm so fucking mad, I could take a chainsaw to a fucking baby's neck right now!"
    :D

    • @VK4502B
      @VK4502B 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      L0ST S0UL
      :D

    • @VK4502B
      @VK4502B 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      L0ST S0UL
      8D

    • @VK4502B
      @VK4502B 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      L0ST S0UL
      DO IT! :D

    • @VK4502B
      @VK4502B 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      L0ST S0UL
      YES!!!!!!!!

    • @Rusticabcd
      @Rusticabcd 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +L0ST S0UL it's your turn.
      *Holds chainsaw gun*

  • @michaelknight2753
    @michaelknight2753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    The Predator game looks like you are playing as Bret Heart 😎😂

    • @gianmallete6281
      @gianmallete6281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @thebitgamer2425
      @thebitgamer2425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hart*

    • @themadrapper101
      @themadrapper101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Best there is, The Best there was and The Best there ever will be 🇨🇦❤

    • @AmbitousStylez
      @AmbitousStylez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol just because he wears pink

  • @elinlaverde
    @elinlaverde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    21:25 that was the fastest f bombs I've heard in my entire life

  • @Hedgehog_Ninja
    @Hedgehog_Ninja 10 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Man, im so jealous of his toaster nes.

    • @majorehh
      @majorehh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His friend built it, you could probably buy it.

    • @Thepunisher90thGaming
      @Thepunisher90thGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That would be sweet, to buy it. For a decent price

    • @majorehh
      @majorehh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stricken 7th eh, £50 is a good price since amazon has NES for 70 pounds.

  • @Kleavers
    @Kleavers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    21:37 One of the best things ever.

  • @WilsTube
    @WilsTube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    19:45 when ur little bro plays xbox and jumps up everytime he presses the a button

  • @bigpapaonions4061
    @bigpapaonions4061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    18:15.....that face is priceless!!!!!!! Im dead 💀

  • @CFijWPG
    @CFijWPG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    12:18 Somehow, out of shitting on Bugs Bunny's face, crying out "Bart's my ass, Crusty's my balls!" then eating your own underwear like a vicious dog, and the Lion from the Wizard of Oz showing up and cheerfully cussing "Hehehe, fuck you fuck you", this was the strangest Nerd moment I've ever seen.

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a line from Predator.

  • @PhilRockwell
    @PhilRockwell 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "This game sucks So Bad the enemy soldiers commit suicide" lmao I almost fell out my chair

  • @RedScreen
    @RedScreen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Love that little character break at 21:49 while he says "Fucking- Fuck time!" and holding a chuckle.

  • @Neko.091
    @Neko.091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The Nerd looking happy is so very wholesome to me for some reason.

  • @thatheavymetalgoat2809
    @thatheavymetalgoat2809 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:18 in the background: Play 4 video games at the fuck of a switch...

  • @r.j.j.o
    @r.j.j.o 8 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    GET TO THA CHOPPAH!!

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      YOU'RE FIRED

    • @hellfire7592
      @hellfire7592 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      R.J.J. O If it bleeds, we can kill it.

    • @daforbe
      @daforbe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'LL BE BACK

    • @acethegray
      @acethegray 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ASTA LA VISTA...BABY!
      ASTA LA BABY...VISTA!
      VISTA LA ASTA LA BABY LA VISTA!

    • @vpajuluoma
      @vpajuluoma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      R.J.J. O GET DOUWN!

  • @jackmcdonald8355
    @jackmcdonald8355 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    dude. I need your game cave

  • @Noah-vm7yl
    @Noah-vm7yl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If I ever want a mindfuck I go back to these AVGN episodes and realize they’re a decade old and yet they feel like they’re still new episodes.

  • @JimmyGunawanX
    @JimmyGunawanX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:31 I did not know what Glory Holes means, until now.

  • @pikakid98
    @pikakid98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    fun fact: the Conan NES game is actually a reskin of a commodore 64 game called "Myth: History In The Making" which has one of the most awesome loader songs ever

  • @KamenRiderSeiryuXV0
    @KamenRiderSeiryuXV0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "IS HE WEARING PINK? WHY'D THEY PUT HIM IN PINK?!" AVGN

  • @paul1780
    @paul1780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That intro with the terminator theme vibe spliced in is so EPIC.

  • @K4RN4GE911
    @K4RN4GE911 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    From this day forward, whenever I engage super serious mode on a game, I will always yell out:
    "It's fucking fuck time!"

  • @saharayang9312
    @saharayang9312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    13:47 AVGN predicted Prey

  • @jardahala9633
    @jardahala9633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    THE "CONAN" is actually direct ripoff of game called MYTH: HISTORY IN THE MAKING from COMMODORE64. Only the sprite of main character is different.

    • @thesmilingvagrants
      @thesmilingvagrants 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So it's really a commodore 64 game. No wonder it's so exceptionally shitty.

    • @AllGamingStarred
      @AllGamingStarred 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thesmilingvagrants no wonder you got no likes. the C64 doesn't suck, your opinion is invalid and gamers everywhere disagree with you

    • @thesmilingvagrants
      @thesmilingvagrants 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AllGamingStarred Imagine defending the commodore 64 on a youtube comment

    • @Wflash00
      @Wflash00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The shit you find when you scroll through the comments

    • @bom6330
      @bom6330 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Wflash00 isn't technology amazing?

  • @Luke-xi2pq
    @Luke-xi2pq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    "I'm so mad right now I could take a chainsaw to a baby's neck!", Lmao, AVGN is awesome!

    • @LifeWithTailS
      @LifeWithTailS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Luke Milbocker kick a baby pony

    • @zombies4evadude24
      @zombies4evadude24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luke Milbocker ikr 😂😂😂

    • @Luke-xi2pq
      @Luke-xi2pq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Zamza by awesome, I meant hilarious, not actual cruelness. I thought that was implied.