The weirdest thing is that this isn't even what daydreaming is. You don't fall asleep when you daydream; you just let your mind wander and "zone out." This game should've been called Narcoleptic Ned.
Hey wait a minute. We have a game that jumps throughout history, exploring numerous settings like Medieval Europe, the Old West, and Ancient Rome. The goal in each setting is to find some kind of powerful weapon macguffin thing. Each setting is connected by a protagonist who actually lives in the modern day. Is this proto Assassin's Creed?
So somehow Davey got his pencil back from his daydream? No, he's a lying psychopath or something and imagined he defeated a knight, but in reality beat the hell out of (or killed) the bully and took the pencil back.
"You find another object that looks like a piece of crap; it transports you to another piece of crap and eventually hell." The best sentence in the entire video.
The coin and the ''skeleton'' is a solid reference to Greek mythology. The skeleton is Charon, a ferryman that carries dead souls to the Netherworld. A boat ride with him costs a single coin. ...Whatever, it was probably just a joke.
2:24 "You know what I love in games? When you get some kinda item that gives you invincibility or stops time, but it only lasts about three seconds!" *Wryyyys in the distance*
@@rawrdino7046 For standard programming you need discrete mathematics and boolean algebra, for video games and computer graphics (2d and 3d) programming you need discrete math, boolean algebra, linear algebra, trigonometry and that type of stuff
"Imagine playing Call of Duty and playing as a seven year old!" what's the point of playing AS a seven-year-old if the majority of COD players ARE seven years old?
@@kryswilkins8615the romans also believed in the Styx. It was mostly Virgil that popularized Charon even, since Charon is a essential part of the Aeneid.
The game should have been called "Dreamin' Davey" because he wasn't even daydreaming. But of course at that point, they should have went the extra step to make the game good.
+Icup200169 Not quite. Rome is the capital of Italy. The capital of Greece is Athens. Kinda similar I guess, I often see a lot of people who think that Rome is in Greece. Probably because Greece has that whole "Roman" thing going on.
12:35 Not to mention; why does Davey fall asleep to a movie about the Wild West? He’s dreamt of it half the game! You’d think a movie about it would perk him right up. Now I’m convinced that he’s narcoleptic. 🤯
"Imagine 'Call of Duty', playing as a 7 year old". This actually happened in the new 'Modern Warfare'. You get to blast a few Russian soldiers with a hand canon, while you're playing as a girl, haha..I seriously think that they nailed the aiming mechanics in that part, too.
Evan Bowey The kids nowadays think they're adults, instead of living their happy childhood which is a thing that happens once in your life, they wanna be adults, i'm wondering how will these kids be when they're adults...
Evan Bowey EEEEH 12 year-old plays violent games? he's gonna be influenced, he's gonna become a criminal, do drugs, killing people, stealing Hidrogen Bombs! How much old do you think he is 2 years? Do you think a 12 year old isn't capable of distinguising "real" from "game"?ù
TheDoubleJumpers He means that there is a time for each game. You are definately not suppose to play CoD or GTA when you're 10. Even if they are not five, it's too soon for them to play those.
TheDoubleJumpers I'm not saying that video games make young people dumb, I've never think that and I never will. I just say that those games are not for your age, I don't mean to be offensive though. You're free to play what you want, my point is that there is a time for everything. I think you should enjoy your childhood while you still can, not rush in the adult world
cleo958 To be honest though, what is the adult world? People die everyday, people get sick and Ill and they freaking die! People get torn apart from explosives and people sacrifice there life to save others in dire need. War is just humanity, what ever age you are you will see it, you may not like it but we do see it.
I love every single vídeo from James. But I gotta say that his videos from 60 until around 100 are probably the best. Dunno why, he had the hang of making these videos, but still had a very budget filming in mind. He later ones required more filming and more effects involved. But I like 'em anyways. And its always a pleasure to come back to these
Yes Hal made smash and Kirby, but only when Sakurai (don't know if this spelling is correct) joined the company. When this game was made, Sakurai was too young to work. Thought you should know
"Davey! Stop messing around! It's tine to draw!" "Davey! Go to the principal's office!" "D-Davey? Oh god... What have you done?!" "No Davey! Noooooo!!"
I was today years old when I realized that the reason they had to make him fall asleep during art class is because they had to make a pun for the Wild West. "Draw" as in a quick draw with guns
6:30 Hmm... Well, the Greeks did believe that the eyes were the windows of a person's soul, or some would go so far as to say, they were the physical essence of the soul. That's why old Greek statues never have any pupils, cause they believed that trying to recreate a person's soul was wrong. I dunno. I'm just trying to make sense of such a weird quote. *shrugs*
2:48 wait... has he beaten up the bully!? does that poor kid lay on the ground with broken bones. just because of a pencil!? left behind for hours, till school ends and somebody finds him!? DAVY IS A PSYCHOPATH!
BoxOfMyst3riez He said imagine COD playing *as* a 7 year old. Not a Seven year old playing COD. Ones a kid playing COD and the other makes you a fucking child soldier. Dumbass
Aaron Jones Well yeah, Greece is Greece and Rome is Italy. Not surprising to see this comment from the man who says '"Sleeping in class is a sign of useless education". You obviously didn't get much of one of you think Rome and Greece are the same thing.
Farseer Flore VERY good catch.. damn you got me there... However-.. it is wrong to be forced to sit in class daily and pack EVERY DAMN THING in one single human's brain so quickly, thus causing great laziness and sleepiness. Plus, now everything we ever talk and think about is all school-related or work-related...nothin else.. We never needed to do that to ourselves. Because what one person doesn't know, another person does. People specialize in what they are uniquely good at, not "every" single thing in each subject. There are better and more natural ways to learn than to sit in school for 8 hours long and then studying for more additional hours at home, followed by long hours of work.. At that rate, we don't even have lives anymore. We're too stationary, thus we are very weak and fat humans. I'm not ashamed of not knowing Rome and Greece, I never needed to use the time on that in order to actually just live my life. More of my focus should've been put on my dream career. Anyway, you got me really good there. I kind of feel stupid now, but I'm strongly confident that I'm a lot smarter than the average college student. Remember, Intelligence does not mean you are "smart", it just means the person knows more about that field. And there is an infinite amount of fields in life.
Aaron Jones If you think you are smarter than the average college student, then it's like saying 'I think I am smarter than kids who only think they know everything in the world, when really they don't know shit because they are still only in college and havent experienced the real world yet' It's like saying 'I think I am only marginly smarter than this dead fly' Seriously bro, you thought Ancient Greece and Rome were the same fucking thing! My 8 year old nephew knows the difference and can actualy point to them on a wordless map.
This game wasn't made by HAL, only published by them. It was developed by Sculptured Software, who was bought out by Acclaim and went on to develop the SNES Mortal Kombat games. Not a great developer by any means but they did get a little better after this one.
For one thing, James, It's actually Hades but you're close. And the skeleton is just a boat rower entity for letting you crossing the River Styx. (not to be confused with the music band, Styx, thank you very much!)
4:13 "Why would a kid be buying guns and going after a criminal?" I think there's a valid explanation for that: Back then, by the time you were like... I believe 13-15...? You were basically already considered an adult. Knowing this, and also taking into account that this was the Wild West, where people were expected to know how to defend and feed themselves (usually with weapons such as guns), it wouldn't be very surprising to see a young adolescent (Usually a male) waltz into a store and buy a gun. Besides, knowing that Davey's after a criminal, and criminals usually had bounties on their heads, people would most likely assume he's just trying to get the money to feed his family or something. But that's just my theory.
The weirdest thing is that this isn't even what daydreaming is. You don't fall asleep when you daydream; you just let your mind wander and "zone out." This game should've been called Narcoleptic Ned.
Vherstinae 😂😂
Vherstinae I was your 100th like.
Yeah, but let's be honest I think if the bully stole the pencil from him and Davey immediately went :O, for awhile, well it would just be weird.
The bully steals his pencil, and he immediately fells asleep? Oh wow.
Why isn't there a stage about his lunch-money?
You called?
The kid didn't bring the grail from his daydream, he took a school trophy during his insane medication induced day-dream sleepwalks.
Davey was part of MK-Ultra.
They should call it "Narcoleptic Davey", the poor kid must have narcolepsy to just fall asleep all the time like that.
Hahahaha, that's true.
Poor bastard that falls asleep all the time.
Kevin Pilgrim What's The Music At The Beginning Of This Video Played At? Not The AVGN Theme, But Something Before.
***** Oh! Cod-zilla!
:3
It's some tune from Wizards and Warriors, if you still want to know.
Hey wait a minute. We have a game that jumps throughout history, exploring numerous settings like Medieval Europe, the Old West, and Ancient Rome. The goal in each setting is to find some kind of powerful weapon macguffin thing. Each setting is connected by a protagonist who actually lives in the modern day.
Is this proto Assassin's Creed?
Looks about as good as Assassin's Creed
Or bill and ted
Except it's Ancient Greece, not Rome...
@@poofartass exactly! Thank you. I was so confused when AVGN kept calling it Ancient Rome
@@glipk Probably because Ancient Rome adopted much of Ancient Greece so its easy to confuse both cultures.
Anyone else note that "daydreaming" is something you do while AWAKE?
Right lol
right & nightwaking is something you do while asleep
Hektor Annatar unless you're dreaming during the day while sleeping
What is venerity?
Why isn't Davie in smash?
that feel of finding a AVGN episode you haven't seen
Jealous tbh
That's how I just felt about Milon's Secret Castle.
It’s overwelming
@@Satoshi9801 that's how I felt about Wizard of Oz
Here, here. I was just thinking that when i found this.
So somehow Davey got his pencil back from his daydream? No, he's a lying psychopath or something and imagined he defeated a knight, but in reality beat the hell out of (or killed) the bully and took the pencil back.
He killed the bully with a real knife (his dream sword)
He gonna see a principal for that!
I want to see the non day dreaming part, him wailing on the bully like it’s rocky in the beginning of a match.
@@karlispovisils5297 Real Knife? So Davey's a lame version of Chara with narcolepsy.
Day Dreaming Davey, more like Schizophrenic Steven
"You find another object that looks like a piece of crap; it transports you to another piece of crap and eventually hell." The best sentence in the entire video.
The coin and the ''skeleton'' is a solid reference to Greek mythology.
The skeleton is Charon, a ferryman that carries dead souls to the Netherworld. A boat ride with him costs a single coin.
...Whatever, it was probably just a joke.
Charon? Isn’t that a mortal Kombat character?
And if I’m correct, you couldn’t swim in the river, since the souls of the dead in the river Styx would drag you down with them.
Charon Osbourne
I love you
"Imagine playing Call of Duty but your playing as a 7 year old." I can't believe this quote became true.
what? which cod is this?
@@Slash0mega the recent Modern Warfare
Most cod players are 7 years old
@@albertwesker6153 that's not the reason..
@@randomstuff508 its okay hes a little slow, give it a few more years
“Imagine call of duty where you play as a seven year old”
New game idea guys
Call of Duty: Ugandan warfare
Call of duty as a seven year old is call of duty has the main audience of call of duty
Everybody in Uganda knows Kung Fu!
Nerd: Imagine playing Call of Duty as a seven year old.
CoD MW 2019: Why hello there.
Uganda Uganda!
But then you're just killing children
*BUMMER.*
- Day Dreamin' Davy
- Chips Challenge
*HEY!*
2:24
"You know what I love in games? When you get some kinda item that gives you invincibility or stops time, but it only lasts about three seconds!"
*Wryyyys in the distance*
That’s what I thought.
Only a few seconds is all one needs…
A company called Hal made a game about a character named Dave? Was it released in 2001?
Innnnn sssppppaaaccceee
Clever.
Wtf is going on in this comment
Zedify The movie 2001: A Space Odyssey is about a computer on a space station that tries to kill its crew! The computer is HAL9000, the hero is Dave!
in 2001 that would be the gamecube
It just hit me that the game programmers may have liked math class more than art class, since they were... programmers! ^^'
Aha, of course! Those nerds at HAL must not have been very creative types.
Wait to program you need to know math? There goes my dream
@@rawrdino7046 Not sure if sarcastic or serious....hmmmm.....
@@rawrdino7046 For standard programming you need discrete mathematics and boolean algebra, for video games and computer graphics (2d and 3d) programming you need discrete math, boolean algebra, linear algebra, trigonometry and that type of stuff
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Yeah Freddy kruger should come out!
Cinemassacre play undertale
Wow he came back to this video, I am surprised like hell, keep up the good work Cinemassacre!
Zorua Abilitys hi
It's not so much daydreaming if you're asleep
+Mr. Scouter953 #logicisfucked
Exactly
Shit I didnt even think of that
but if he’s dreaming during the daytime... wouldn’t that be daydreaming?
Well, he’s dreaming in the day...
...what happened to the pencil?
GamingTaylor It's up his ass.
Well done guys. 3 long years later and he finally has answers, and some closure.
It's that 3 year delay that really sells the humor. Closure is good :)
Plot twist: there is no pencil, he dreamed it all up.
Cameron Bean TV Trope: Brick Joke
Davey has obviously never heard the song... "Don't pay the ferryman until he gets you to the other side".
No but Garry the mall guy has
The thing with the teachers head is the best joke in AVGN history no doubt
That's the greenest principal ever...
my monitor is pretty bad... all i see are teeth
more like the blackest principal lol
How did James resist the LJCUM joke he couldve made with the password
Because it wasn't LJCUM. It was LJCVM.
Look at the U in 'continue' above for reference.
LJ and not LJN
@@Zoologic21
He could have passed it as the Latin spelling of it though 😁
LJCUM is still a better name
The principal saying "Davey" at 7:36 always gets a big chuckle outta me
"Imagine playing Call of Duty and playing as a seven year old!"
what's the point of playing AS a seven-year-old if the majority of COD players ARE seven years old?
Like you?
All of my friends play call of duty and non if us are seven
Bader Al Baltan 50% are 7 years old and the other 50 are other ages
Playing CoD as a seven year old protagonist.
With water guns, of course.
***** It'll be a $15 map pack with two reskins of water guns.
As a kid, I always thought the premise of this game was interesting. I would like to see this idea reinvented for today's generation of gaming.
It might be Assassin's Creed, so...
@@TheAzureNightmare Somewhat, but with an even more emphasis on stealth.
@that guy over there I was referring to a new game. I'm a 42 year old man. Would I still enjoy Sharkboy and Lavagirl? I'm genuinely asking. 👍😊👍
@@thelegendinhisownmind7038 Assassin's Creed did 'the dreamworld' better than Day Dreamin Davey :P
Psyconauts is pretty close to a successor franchise although it’s more about mind-scapes than daydreaming.
“Maybe this won’t be so bad”
Davey:Lo-fi, garbled aWsoME
“Oh no, I just jinxed the whole thing.”
The teacher in this game is clearly Mrs Wormwood from Calvin & Hobbes.
She is lol
i love Calvin and Hobbes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Same i love Hobbes the most though
I love Calvin and Hobbes, it sucks that Bill Waterson (the author) stopped making it. I even wrote a letter to him.
Sailor Sedna i've seen many of your comments on mostly, nes games. such as, world of longplays.
"Imagine Call of Duty playing as a 7 year old"
When AVGN predicts the future many years later 🤔
What?
I don't get it
In the latest call of duty theres a level where you play as a child
The new Call of Duty: Modern Warfare has a level where you play as a little girl. It's heavy stuff.
That's OK, I always measured my turds in school.
do you keep competitions? I would like to join in.
And were you sent to the principal for it? :D
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That pfp…I believe it.
seems more like ancient Greece than Rome.
It is. River Styx, the clothing, the buildings in general, it makes a little sense when you see those.
Krys Wilkins romans wore togas
@@kryswilkins8615 On top of that, it even says so on the screen!
@@kryswilkins8615the romans also believed in the Styx. It was mostly Virgil that popularized Charon even, since Charon is a essential part of the Aeneid.
not to mention that Day Dreaming is basically spacing out not sleeping lol
10:39 i broke my laugh box
4:21 "Imagine Call of Duty, playing as a 7-year-old"
It was to my understanding that the average CoD player IS a 7-year-old.
So you keep saying
1:30 are we not gonna talk about how the bully is a horrifying alien demon spawn from space hell
they always are
The game should have been called "Dreamin' Davey" because he wasn't even daydreaming. But of course at that point, they should have went the extra step to make the game good.
"Imagine Call of Duty, but playing as a 7 year old."
Well...
Well....
Well……
Well....
...lleW
D'awww ^_^ Sleepy AVGN is adorable~
(Seriously tho, if the Medusa head was the teacher's head, that would've been perfectly hilarious)
I kinda wished the part where Freddy slashed his face off was part of the game.
Yes it would have.
Um he's already married you know?
That's Mario's lullaby from Super Mario Bros. 2 at the end.
God I'm old.
The teacher reminds me of the teacher from Calvin and Hobbes.
Ms. Wormwood?
Edscratch23469 lol loved the series.
Edscratch23469 I love that series.
MEE TOO
I never noticed that until you pointed it out. I did think that she looked familiar.
James: “Imagine Call of Duty, but playing as a 7 year old”
Activision: 🤔
Call Of Duty: Backyard Warfare
It's funny how it says "Day Dreaming" Davy when he sleep dreams insted.
That is true but still he's not by definition daydreaming.
karatekidaustin Wouldn't "Narcoleptic Davy" be more accurate than "Day Dreaming?"
Yes,I guess it would.
Joseph Marrero
Yes, but that's like "Do an Aileron Roll!" instead of "Do a Barrel Roll!"
It's accurate, but not as catchy.
Yeah, like if it was called the Legend of Link.
AVGN is the best gaming channel on you tube. I have not found anyone funnier than James for game reviews.
Pbg,(Maybe antdude92,but I'm not sure a reviewer counts.) but that's My opinion.
should checkout jontron his videos are awesome
Cole Lapp Gotta aggree i only started watching PBG a few months ago and i love that Channel now :) Jontron is great too.
AngryJoeShow that ones cool man
The middle ages, the American west, and ancient Rome. Weren't those the themes of the parks in Westworld?
Ye
I hear Eastworld has a brilliant souvenir shop. Apparently, you can even *hire a samurai*
I don't care what year it is, I am still Binging AVGN!!!
"Imagine Call of Duty, playing as a 7 year old"
...nope, too easy
That's Ancient Greece, not Ancient Rome.
Actually that's a pizza hut
+This Is Aaron more like Pizza Butt
Aren't they the same thing?
Zing!
+Icup200169 Not quite. Rome is the capital of Italy. The capital of Greece is Athens. Kinda similar I guess, I often see a lot of people who think that Rome is in Greece. Probably because Greece has that whole "Roman" thing going on.
+Altarior Pretty sure he was talking about the pizza hut/pizza butt thing
12:35 Not to mention; why does Davey fall asleep to a movie about the Wild West? He’s dreamt of it half the game! You’d think a movie about it would perk him right up. Now I’m convinced that he’s narcoleptic. 🤯
"Does he want to measure his turds?" HAHAHA
It's his grandmother's wedding pencil.
4:22 - 4:24 Actually, that would be very fitting, since the majority of CoD's fanbase are 7 year olds XD.
CapnE625 there's a difference between a 7 year old playing COD and being a child solider in the COD campaign. Dumbass.
CapnE625 you mean kids that scream like a baby when the lose in the game
CapnE625 (cue MLG noises)
HAL.
Just like in 2001: A Space Odyssey.
He's damn right, don't trust ANYTHING named Hal.
Even Otacon?
Kyle Uy Ouh, good point! Ok, trust him. He's good.
+Antoine Gingras-Saint Louis lol
What about the dad from Malcolm in the Middle???
didn't his dad go out of his way to name him after the AI in 2001?
2:45 anyone notice that Davey was outside when he got the pencil back, instead of in class?
Bruh
or was Hal just the publisher?
Sleeping in class is a sign of useless education.
Aaron Jones Or narcolepsy.......
Sondus hussein Agreed. Davey has a condition, man.
I like sleeping in class :DDDDDDD
Aaron Jones school is pretty useless
Sleeping in class is a sign of a useless student.
This game actually looks pretty fun to me.
You know this game doesn't look THAT bad. It doesn't look mind blowing but it's pretty creative. If only it weren't rehashing so many levels.
I've only just begun watching this series and the theme song was in my head all day. So thank you for that 😂
It's Ancient Greece. The "skeleton" is the ferryman who you need to bribe with a coin so you can transcend to the afterlife..
Mauro Perasso Charon
…Across the River Twy-Styx. Been playing too much SPM lately.
@@kryswilkins8615 Syndrome PreMenstrual?
"Imagine 'Call of Duty', playing as a 7 year old". This actually happened in the new 'Modern Warfare'. You get to blast a few Russian soldiers with a hand canon, while you're playing as a girl, haha..I seriously think that they nailed the aiming mechanics in that part, too.
That part was actually really cool, ngl
Honestly, the fact that they nailed how it works in that game. A child isn’t likely to be trained to handle firearms properly after all.
Well, it's a flashback so it makes sense contextually
From the in-game chat on xbox live, I'd say a lot of people who play call of duty are about 7 years old... lot of irresponsible parents out there...
Evan Bowey The kids nowadays think they're adults, instead of living their happy childhood which is a thing that happens once in your life, they wanna be adults, i'm wondering how will these kids be when they're adults...
Evan Bowey EEEEH 12 year-old plays violent games? he's gonna be influenced, he's gonna become a criminal, do drugs, killing people, stealing Hidrogen Bombs! How much old do you think he is 2 years? Do you think a 12 year old isn't capable of distinguising "real" from "game"?ù
TheDoubleJumpers He means that there is a time for each game. You are definately not suppose to play CoD or GTA when you're 10. Even if they are not five, it's too soon for them to play those.
TheDoubleJumpers I'm not saying that video games make young people dumb, I've never think that and I never will. I just say that those games are not for your age, I don't mean to be offensive though. You're free to play what you want, my point is that there is a time for everything. I think you should enjoy your childhood while you still can, not rush in the adult world
cleo958 To be honest though, what is the adult world? People die everyday, people get sick and Ill and they freaking die! People get torn apart from explosives and people sacrifice there life to save others in dire need.
War is just humanity, what ever age you are you will see it, you may not like it but we do see it.
I love every single vídeo from James. But I gotta say that his videos from 60 until around 100 are probably the best. Dunno why, he had the hang of making these videos, but still had a very budget filming in mind. He later ones required more filming and more effects involved. But I like 'em anyways. And its always a pleasure to come back to these
Yes Hal made smash and Kirby, but only when Sakurai (don't know if this spelling is correct) joined the company. When this game was made, Sakurai was too young to work. Thought you should know
"Davey! Stop messing around! It's tine to draw!"
"Davey! Go to the principal's office!"
"D-Davey? Oh god... What have you done?!"
"No Davey! Noooooo!!"
DRAW DRAW!!!! Like it's a chore. LMFAO I don't know why I always chuckle at that part.
11:20
Schrodinger's Soldier
Am i the only one whos seen the intro probably 1000+ times and still cant skip through the intro cause it robs from the experience?
Eric Cartmenez i actually really hate the intro
Geno C i can see why, its off key, kinda just blechh as a whole, but still i feel dirty if i skip lol
I always come back and watch these multiple times. Great show
"Imagine Call of Duty, playing as a 7 year-old!" There's plenty of them playing it, nerd.. you fuckin' nailed that by the balls.
***** You don't say, Captain Obvious? But regardless, it can be used in both contexts.
+Seraph , Son of Stalker wow. So salty
Christian Claudio Please explain how that is, quote, "salty". All I'm doing is stating a fact.
+Seraph , Son of Stalker Because your "Fact" means every single fucking comment he makes is a Captain Obvious comment.
Christian Claudio Did I say that EVERY comment he makes is a Captain Obvious one? No.
I was today years old when I realized that the reason they had to make him fall asleep during art class is because they had to make a pun for the Wild West. "Draw" as in a quick draw with guns
6:30
Hmm... Well, the Greeks did believe that the eyes were the windows of a person's soul, or some would go so far as to say, they were the physical essence of the soul. That's why old Greek statues never have any pupils, cause they believed that trying to recreate a person's soul was wrong.
I dunno. I'm just trying to make sense of such a weird quote. *shrugs*
It'd be insane if Davey ever gets a cameo in a future Kirby game or something.
AVGN: “Imagine Call of Duty and you play as a seven year old”
Farah from COD MW : “ B O N J O U R ”
12:12 dude your subtle references to other media is spot on.. I was legit thinking the same thing
2:48 wait... has he beaten up the bully!?
does that poor kid lay on the ground with broken bones. just because of a pencil!?
left behind for hours, till school ends and somebody finds him!?
DAVY IS A PSYCHOPATH!
it would hard to imagine a seven year old not playing call of duty
That's possible?
BoxOfMyst3riez He said imagine COD playing *as* a 7 year old. Not a Seven year old playing COD. Ones a kid playing COD and the other makes you a fucking child soldier. Dumbass
BoxOfMyst3riez I didn't play it at that age
Thats not Rome, its Greece. Just look at what the Skeleton says:"River styx"
there's a difference between Rome and Greece?
Aaron Jones Well yeah, Greece is Greece and Rome is Italy. Not surprising to see this comment from the man who says '"Sleeping in class is a sign of useless education". You obviously didn't get much of one of you think Rome and Greece are the same thing.
Farseer Flore VERY good catch.. damn you got me there... However-.. it is wrong to be forced to sit in class daily and pack EVERY DAMN THING in one single human's brain so quickly, thus causing great laziness and sleepiness. Plus, now everything we ever talk and think about is all school-related or work-related...nothin else..
We never needed to do that to ourselves. Because what one person doesn't know, another person does. People specialize in what they are uniquely good at, not "every" single thing in each subject. There are better and more natural ways to learn than to sit in school for 8 hours long and then studying for more additional hours at home, followed by long hours of work.. At that rate, we don't even have lives anymore. We're too stationary, thus we are very weak and fat humans. I'm not ashamed of not knowing Rome and Greece, I never needed to use the time on that in order to actually just live my life. More of my focus should've been put on my dream career.
Anyway, you got me really good there. I kind of feel stupid now, but I'm strongly confident that I'm a lot smarter than the average college student. Remember, Intelligence does not mean you are "smart", it just means the person knows more about that field. And there is an infinite amount of fields in life.
Aaron Jones If you think you are smarter than the average college student, then it's like saying 'I think I am smarter than kids who only think they know everything in the world, when really they don't know shit because they are still only in college and havent experienced the real world yet'
It's like saying 'I think I am only marginly smarter than this dead fly'
Seriously bro, you thought Ancient Greece and Rome were the same fucking thing! My 8 year old nephew knows the difference and can actualy point to them on a wordless map.
Farseer Flore Where can I buy these worldless maps? I think it would go great when I try to play There is No Immediate Risk.
Every now and then I need to watch a good ol' AVGN video to brighten my day. Thanks Cinemassacre!
What the fuck is with the bully's face at the start XD
Its super fucking weird!
I like your profile picture
nes nerd Thanks
What the fuck is with the face in your profile picture XD
Burn Angel Many things
6:51 - Alphonse Elric?
Nerd: “Imagine playing call of duty as a 7 year old.”
Me: **Remembers Farrah and Hadir from MW**
This game wasn't made by HAL, only published by them. It was developed by Sculptured Software, who was bought out by Acclaim and went on to develop the SNES Mortal Kombat games. Not a great developer by any means but they did get a little better after this one.
Just realized each world Davey goes is the same worlds as the Theme Parks in Westworld.
"This statue of...Aphrodite?" That looks like Athena.
The AVGN will dream about Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide
That’s a NIGHTMARE.
This is my favorite AVGN for some reason
Watched AVGN for about 5 years and have never seen this episode before o-o
Dragonfire Animations I like the old nerd videos, they just have a charm to them.
“Imagine playing Call of Duty as a 7 year old”
Me, playing through MW (2019): ... Are you guys gonna tell him or do I have to do it
The Nerd will figure it out
For one thing, James, It's actually Hades but you're close. And the skeleton is just a boat rower entity for letting you crossing the River Styx. (not to be confused with the music band, Styx, thank you very much!)
My favourite band!
4:21 call of duty Modern Warfare (2019)
I dont get it
In some campaign missions you play us a little girl
"Oh no. Time to play a shitty game for the 98th fucking time."
I dunno why, but this intro always cracks me up.
4:21 Oh, you mean the multiplayer?
Jacob A he means playing AS a 7 year old in call of duty,not a 7 year old playing call of duty.
Hitler liked this thread, apparently... I really need to re-evaluate my life choices that have lead up to this point.
The measuring his turds line made me laugh pretty hard
4:13 "Why would a kid be buying guns and going after a criminal?"
I think there's a valid explanation for that:
Back then, by the time you were like... I believe 13-15...? You were basically already considered an adult. Knowing this, and also taking into account that this was the Wild West, where people were expected to know how to defend and feed themselves (usually with weapons such as guns), it wouldn't be very surprising to see a young adolescent (Usually a male) waltz into a store and buy a gun. Besides, knowing that Davey's after a criminal, and criminals usually had bounties on their heads, people would most likely assume he's just trying to get the money to feed his family or something.
But that's just my theory.
This video is four years old... and still funny...
Anyone else having an AVGN marathon too?
Every so now and again...
10:37 I love that part LOL
10:37 That might just be the darkest, funniest and most creative thing I've heard from AVGN. And the edited graphics are icing on the cake.
AVGN, making video game stories look almost as good as they were almost meant to be.
So did Davey get the actual Holy Grail out of his dream, or what? That would be a good ending.
“Imagine Call of Duty where you play as a seven year old”
That aged well
The Nerd Jinx’d himself yet again
What happened?
What? A Call of Duty where you play as a seven year old? Oh wait, that was part of MW2019, wasn’t it?
"Looks like they made Kirby and Smash bros."
Funny enough those are exclusively Sakurai's games.