I was curious to look up "imbecile" I know it's an insult, but i never bothered to look it up till now it's just extra syllables and letters for "stupid" but saying that make you sound classy instead of simple
In 1304, as Edward I of England was sieging Stirling Castle, he had the largest trebuchet ever, the Warwolf built. Many say that the scope of the trebuchet is, in the end, what caused the Scots to capitulate, but in truth, it was the massive amount of Nokia phones gathered as payload that caused the blood to drain from their faces.
Its funny how every single time Vesper try to get away from the millenial almost boomer image he doing the complete opposite. But i really like the millenial almost boomer side, its even more im time with the fans, just look at he's chat
i prefer the millenial old man because I'm a millenial old man. if he actually is a 28 like his character, even better cause he is literally just 2 years apart and i am more likely to have the same sense of human
@@Heavenly-Drakian yesss hes so relatable for people of our age and most of Vtuber audience who moves from like 20 to 35 and its really nice to have more mature vtubers too
My friend back in highschool had a 3310. She would _throw_ that thing whenever she got pissed. It "shattered" to pieces everytime, but since those were movable pieces she'd just put them back together and it's good as knew. I even knew another friend whose 3310 lost the keypad- and she still used it, typing using a small stick lol
Yep. I stil, have it. Whenever my brother gets angry at me he yeets it and it bounces around a bit. Maybe put some dents in the wall or crack the tiles but only the battery came out. The actual thing was completely fine.
That small stick sentence awakened memories which I thought had been forgotten, i can't count how many times I've lost a few keys and had to use a pen or a stick to press something
My dad used to have a slightly older model. Most that would happen when he accidentally dropped it was the faceplate would pop off. Battery on those things were legendary. He'd only have to charge it once a month.
what I absolutely love is that, for example, I know this information too, but to be able to spit it out at the moment without having to confirm or even think about it for a while it's what shocks me lol love him to bits!
I used my Nokia asa wedge and lever to pry open the hood of my first car after a traffic accident. A Motorola would have shattered in a million pieces from that.
My friend had a nokia and he brought it when my family invited him and some other friends to hike with us. There's this big ass rock near the parking lot that you could maybe die if you fell off. While we were up there, one of our friends moved his arms like he was about to push him. He recoiled and accidently flung his nokia off the rock. It was completely fine when we found it.
I like how that still applies today. Nokia still makes phones using the standard rectagle shape, while Motorola's over here releasing a new Razr folding phone every year or so.
There are several Nokia flip phones, like the N76, I think? Or that "handycam phone" or that "mini laptop" one. Though it is as he said, the indestructible ones are the brick ones, and those flip ones felt pretty brittle when it's opened, but once it's closed down it felt like it's indestructible.
Nokia had quite a few flip phones that were built like tanks in the 9000 series of communicators, but pretty much the only one that was of notably compact size, yet still very sturdy, was the 282.
@@toomanyhats7141 1999ish: the Nokia 7110. It was featured in the first Matrix movie, the one Keanu got from Morpheus when he was still "Mr. Anderson." And I sure as heck wanted one of those back then. Kinda flimsy though. But Nokia _did_ release a "flip phone" along with the 7110: the Nokia 9000 Communicator. It was so high-tech back then that you could browse the World Wide Web with it! Back when people still called it the World Wide Web. Damn I'm old. 😕
I had a nokia flip phone in 2005 (iirc a 6101) that I dropped on the side of the highway in the middle of a blizzard and it was still intact after getting run over twice.
man fuckin the razors i remember my mom had a few throughout that time i primarily remember the one that was colored goldish and have fringes of red on my memory so i think she had one of those too theres a chance theyre werent actually that brand but it was the same design of flipphone really liked that era of phones because ya know color and stuff
for me: Regis: I see gura, I hear ina Magni: his meme-able presence gives ame vibes. He also sells us questionable drugs as bonus Axel: the red and orange energetic polyglot from down under is a mix of kiara and bae as a single guy Vesper: as the eldest in the group (lore-wise and probs IRL) he invokes calli vibes. as bonus, the fandom calls him grampire or dad. now Holopro has 3 dads!!!
The legendary Nokia brick is so indestructible, if you drop it, the floor craters around it. Throw one at a wall and the building collapses. The only thing we haven’t tried is throwing one into the Sun because knowing the Nokia’s track record, it would extinguish the Sun and we kind of need that to live
I'm not normally a male VTuber guy, but I gotta say, it's refreshing to see one who's not a zoomer for once, makes him more relatable to someone like me, lol.
I had a nokia phone in the mid 2000s that would slide and have a tiny keyboard. Wasn't a flip phone per se but I was glad my mom got it for me despite me only ever using it to play the snake game since none of my friends had phones at that age.
Funnily enough, I still use an original Nokia phone, it has a different sim network to my smartphone. It's about 14yrs old now. The original battery still lasts 3-4days on standby.
Bruh, I am a zoomer and Nokia 3310 was known for its indestructibility. It's gotten a meme status with a lot of jokes like "Someone dropped Nokia 3310 and now we have crack in the floor". And all of my friends know that it's a brick.
These memes had some credibility, because the thing is back when I was a kid in school me and a few others had these bricks we called phones ... one of them threw it in anger and it LITERALLY flew throw the closed door. Door had a hole in it and the phone not even a scratch. This thing is dangerous.
Ahh, old tech. My last dumbphone before I got the first iphone was a SonyEricsson T610. I believe I still have it in a drawer. Now I'm gonna have to dig it up and see if it works.
me, also feeling like a boomer: YOU TELL EM VESPER LAD! t'was the moto razor that was *thee* flipfone back in the day. The nokia 3310 could withstand a .50 cal bullet and still allow you to play snake
In fact, nokia only ever had a few flip models. The signature nokia design at the beginning of smart phone age was slide phones. I still miss those. One thing you definitely can’t do with modern touch screen phone but can with slide phones is play it like a fidget toy.
Nokia had several flip phone models from the early 2000s to before touch screen phones era arrived. In the N series they had quite a few interesting models, one of them a flip phone with pivotal screen that was rather big, the N92/N93.
the 3310 is literally a brick. as in it can be used as a brick. robbers breaking into your house? throw the 3310 at them. nail need hammering down? 3310. building a house? you get the idea.
At the time, it felt like it was the most advertised feature about that phone. I actually owned one back in college (the one with the matte rubber-ish finish on the front.) Looked beautiful, size wasn't too big. But the keypad was one of the worst I've used. Just slightly better than the SLVR's keypad. That one ate through your fingerprints.
Well, Nokia made all kinds of phones. Sliding phones (like the Nokia 7650 that my dad had), flip phones, Nokia N-Gage which was supposed to be a gaming console and a phone hybrid. A few with a really weird form factor, like the square one.
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Vesper: "Do not cite the dank meme to me, Zoomer! I was there when it was written!"
"I was born in Nokia brick. Molded by it."
imbecile zoomer*
deadass tho
And it still work!
One of the perks of getting old and suffering to gain experience is being able to do this unironically.
I love the way he says "imbecile zoomer"
I laughed when he said "Brother, this is how I know you are a kusogaki"
I was curious to look up "imbecile"
I know it's an insult, but i never bothered to look it up till now
it's just extra syllables and letters for "stupid"
but saying that make you sound classy instead of simple
@@TheHammerGuy94 It also has other nuances compared to stupid though, it can also mean lack of sight/vision/foresight.
Reminds me of that scene from Princess Bride
That's how you'd expect a Dracula looking' MF to insult a zoomer.
Silly Magni, nokia phones weren't flip phones, they were BATTERING RAMS.
In 1304, as Edward I of England was sieging Stirling Castle, he had the largest trebuchet ever, the Warwolf built. Many say that the scope of the trebuchet is, in the end, what caused the Scots to capitulate, but in truth, it was the massive amount of Nokia phones gathered as payload that caused the blood to drain from their faces.
If you throw nokia phones on the wall, the wall will be destroyed
they were also shields
Shit! i thought they were body armors. You mean all this time i could have used my nokia phone to open my door whenever im locked outside?
They were slingshot ammo
That "stupid zoomer" give me life
Now that I think about it maybe the MAG knew of the boomer origin of Vesper that couldn't stop themselves but to correct his sentence
@@baron6148 is Mag clever enough to make that into tasty bait?
Magni: haha roasted
Ves: _You dare approach me, you filthy Zoomer?_
I once dropped my Nokia at work and chipped the solid concrete floor.
Phone wasn't even scratched.
Ah, looks like Noir-oji just had a KIDS THESE DAYS moment.
Its funny how every single time Vesper try to get away from the millenial almost boomer image he doing the complete opposite.
But i really like the millenial almost boomer side, its even more im time with the fans, just look at he's chat
i prefer the millenial old man because I'm a millenial old man. if he actually is a 28 like his character, even better cause he is literally just 2 years apart and i am more likely to have the same sense of human
@@Heavenly-Drakian yesss hes so relatable for people of our age and most of Vtuber audience who moves from like 20 to 35
and its really nice to have more mature vtubers too
@@Heavenly-Drakian From what I've heard, his actual age is around 35ish, so he's even more of a millennial old man
@@kingdommkeeper620 He's 36 this year. So not too far 🤣
Hrm? I've heard him say he's 28. Which would be younger than me but not by much.
I'll be honest, I could listen to Vesper nerd out about "old technology" and still be so engrossed with what he is saying.
It's his voice. Guy could make a living reading books. Top-tier audio-book voice, y'know?
My friend back in highschool had a 3310. She would _throw_ that thing whenever she got pissed. It "shattered" to pieces everytime, but since those were movable pieces she'd just put them back together and it's good as knew. I even knew another friend whose 3310 lost the keypad- and she still used it, typing using a small stick lol
Yo that is next level gigabrain move lmao
Yep. I stil, have it. Whenever my brother gets angry at me he yeets it and it bounces around a bit. Maybe put some dents in the wall or crack the tiles but only the battery came out. The actual thing was completely fine.
That small stick sentence awakened memories which I thought had been forgotten, i can't count how many times I've lost a few keys and had to use a pen or a stick to press something
My dad used to have a slightly older model. Most that would happen when he accidentally dropped it was the faceplate would pop off. Battery on those things were legendary. He'd only have to charge it once a month.
god i remember my sister using hers as a basketball when she was mad
and then that phone would still receive a text after it landed on the concrete
"Imbecile"
It's been a long time I've heard that word ... Last time it was Sima Yi ...
I've used that word before instead of idiot and people seems to be more offended by it for some reason lmao
@@kaikart123 It's the special kind of stupid, way more colourful.
Was he angry at someone losing to ya boi Kongming?
Last person I heard saying it was either James May or Jeremy Clarkson
"If I had a 3310 near me, I'd throw it at you from across the globe and it'd still be usable"
- ol' man Ves, probably
what I absolutely love is that, for example, I know this information too, but to be able to spit it out at the moment without having to confirm or even think about it for a while it's what shocks me lol love him to bits!
I used my Nokia asa wedge and lever to pry open the hood of my first car after a traffic accident. A Motorola would have shattered in a million pieces from that.
I read it as ass wedge and was so confused lol
My friend had a nokia and he brought it when my family invited him and some other friends to hike with us. There's this big ass rock near the parking lot that you could maybe die if you fell off. While we were up there, one of our friends moved his arms like he was about to push him. He recoiled and accidently flung his nokia off the rock. It was completely fine when we found it.
I don't know why the precise way in which he said "you stupid zoomer" sent me so hard
I like how that still applies today. Nokia still makes phones using the standard rectagle shape, while Motorola's over here releasing a new Razr folding phone every year or so.
Unfortunately the quality is far from what it used to be. I know from experience.
When he calls you brother , you know its all over
*_Long live Nokia 3310!_* 😤🙏
the fact I know exactly what vesper is talking about here makes me feel at home
There are several Nokia flip phones, like the N76, I think? Or that "handycam phone" or that "mini laptop" one. Though it is as he said, the indestructible ones are the brick ones, and those flip ones felt pretty brittle when it's opened, but once it's closed down it felt like it's indestructible.
Nokia had quite a few flip phones that were built like tanks in the 9000 series of communicators, but pretty much the only one that was of notably compact size, yet still very sturdy, was the 282.
I had a nokia that was a slide so that’s pretty close
Yeah but those weren’t out in 97. I think the first Nokia slides came out in 02?
@@toomanyhats7141 1999ish: the Nokia 7110. It was featured in the first Matrix movie, the one Keanu got from Morpheus when he was still "Mr. Anderson." And I sure as heck wanted one of those back then. Kinda flimsy though.
But Nokia _did_ release a "flip phone" along with the 7110: the Nokia 9000 Communicator. It was so high-tech back then that you could browse the World Wide Web with it!
Back when people still called it the World Wide Web. Damn I'm old. 😕
I had a slide one too, put it through the washer and dryer... still worked, just had a rainbow colored screen lol
Same.
I had a nokia flip phone in 2005 (iirc a 6101) that I dropped on the side of the highway in the middle of a blizzard and it was still intact after getting run over twice.
HE SAID THE THING FINALY
Vesper is obviously in IT. You ask for the PCs to never go wrong but when SHTF you improvise adapt and overcome
Magni’s gonna need to a health potion after that one
man fuckin the razors
i remember my mom had a few throughout that time
i primarily remember the one that was colored goldish
and have fringes of red on my memory so i think she had one of those too
theres a chance theyre werent actually that brand but it was the same design of flipphone
really liked that era of phones because ya know color and stuff
First baby that's what I've been waiting for
i feel like Vesper and Kronni have a lot in common and they dont even know it
There are a few EN combos I’d like to see between ‘stars and ‘live. But some of them are far to destructive in the chaos they’d wrought.
for me:
Regis: I see gura, I hear ina
Magni: his meme-able presence gives ame vibes. He also sells us questionable drugs as bonus
Axel: the red and orange energetic polyglot from down under is a mix of kiara and bae as a single guy
Vesper: as the eldest in the group (lore-wise and probs IRL) he invokes calli vibes. as bonus, the fandom calls him grampire or dad.
now Holopro has 3 dads!!!
@@TheHammerGuy94 i could see Magni and iRyS, i can imagine them trying to make concentrated hopeium and just to end up with the most curse stream ever
Dezmond has radio dj voice. Like kroni
@@nightshadesyrup1624 really interesting pitch, good job
In Magni's defense, there were some pretty decent flip Nokias later on too. I had a Supernova for a looooong time
My dad buought me nokia slidephone because I rank 1 in my final exam
@@ajinasawor Nice, how was the phone?
That roast warmed my cold, dead boomer heart.
The legendary Nokia brick is so indestructible, if you drop it, the floor craters around it. Throw one at a wall and the building collapses. The only thing we haven’t tried is throwing one into the Sun because knowing the Nokia’s track record, it would extinguish the Sun and we kind of need that to live
the "you stupid zoomer" killed me
We used to play mini football with my Nokia back in the day. It didn't even get scratched on the hard floor.
Damn, he really hit him with the "zoomer" line.
"get shit on kid" - Vesper
I had a nokia flip phone that was pretty goddamn indestructable.
i love him sm lmaooo 1:03
I'm not normally a male VTuber guy, but I gotta say, it's refreshing to see one who's not a zoomer for once, makes him more relatable to someone like me, lol.
My father had Motorola Razr V3i, i remember he had a golf game on it, ah good times
1:13 The Nokia, IIRC, did have ONE moving part. It had a telescoping antenna that no one used, and thus it never broke.
I had a nokia phone in the mid 2000s that would slide and have a tiny keyboard. Wasn't a flip phone per se but I was glad my mom got it for me despite me only ever using it to play the snake game since none of my friends had phones at that age.
Noir's 'brother' really hits different fr fr
Vesper knows the lore beneath the lore
based dad. My first two phones were Nokia bricks. those were simpler times back then.
The legendary 3310
I feel so old listening to the sweet grampire because I know exactly what he's talking about. ^^"
Funnily enough, I still use an original Nokia phone, it has a different sim network to my smartphone.
It's about 14yrs old now. The original battery still lasts 3-4days on standby.
I had a panasonic x70 flip phone in the early 2000s, it made a satisfying click sound whenever i opened it
Vesper just admit he uses flip phone lmaoo
Bruh, I am a zoomer and Nokia 3310 was known for its indestructibility. It's gotten a meme status with a lot of jokes like "Someone dropped Nokia 3310 and now we have crack in the floor". And all of my friends know that it's a brick.
These memes had some credibility, because the thing is back when I was a kid in school me and a few others had these bricks we called phones ... one of them threw it in anger and it LITERALLY flew throw the closed door. Door had a hole in it and the phone not even a scratch. This thing is dangerous.
I would be Vesper in this situation.
FOOLISHNESS MAGNI! WHY DO YOU DENY POWER! (Nokia phone)
The way he said "stupid zoomer" gave me whiplash. No hesitation
At this rate.. When will vesper do a Bounce or Snake stream?
Nokia phones have and will live longer then their owners. They are immortal just like Vesper
Based ancient millennial. One of my people. 10/10
0:46 When he said "What did Dez say" his voice really sounded like Sips from Yogscast for a brief moment
Magni: Mankind ill needs a Nokia flip phone such as yours!
Vesper: Listen here you friggin zoomer
Thor's hammer Mjolnir was made with Uru metal, nokia 3310 was probably made the same
Magni trying to be cool and getting absolutely destroyed. As if I needed to love Grampire more.
Nokia had a slider model that I used for a long time before I got my first smart phone, even the phones with moving parts were durable as heck
Ahh, old tech. My last dumbphone before I got the first iphone was a SonyEricsson T610. I believe I still have it in a drawer. Now I'm gonna have to dig it up and see if it works.
I had one of those in high school but it was still not a flip phone. Also has a long rail rather than a joint.
@@fancyform, so... Is it still works?
Nokia had at least 1 flip phone that came out in 2006 with its 6085 model.
I thought I would never hear about the flip Motorola ever again.
As a fellow old man In just going to say go get these zoomers old man.
My NOKIA 3310 model still working nowaday
Every freetalk vesper do is bassically TEDx talk
You could easily clobber someone with one of those old Nokia bricks.
dman man
Ves is my Broshi
Nokia, the single hardest substance known to mankind.
me, also feeling like a boomer: YOU TELL EM VESPER LAD! t'was the moto razor that was *thee* flipfone back in the day. The nokia 3310 could withstand a .50 cal bullet and still allow you to play snake
In fact, nokia only ever had a few flip models. The signature nokia design at the beginning of smart phone age was slide phones. I still miss those. One thing you definitely can’t do with modern touch screen phone but can with slide phones is play it like a fidget toy.
My brother in christ that's the Motorola
0:54 kusogaki Lmao
Nokia had several flip phone models from the early 2000s to before touch screen phones era arrived. In the N series they had quite a few interesting models, one of them a flip phone with pivotal screen that was rather big, the N92/N93.
Yeah but Magni specifically called out a 1997 model.
my 6170 nokia flip phone broke some dude's jaw
there was a Nokia model phone in Japan that were flip types, I think...fuck, I'm old.
I had one of those back in middle school
Not only it was super heavy its battery lasted an entire week
Motorola's first flip was the StarTAC, though.
Nokia 3310. Like the cockroach of the cellphone world it could probably survive a nuclear blast.
Still using my Nokia E90 & galaxy note 4 now....
Looking back, I'm sure if he had used the Motorola Razor spell on Bae he would have won Boomer vs Zoomer
I remember the Razor... hell, I still have mine from high school in a desk drawer somewhere
Fold Phones? Yeah Motorola. Sliders? Yes, That was the Nokia 8110, back in 1996.
Dude who remembers the sidekicks tho? Anyone?
I think..my old nokia 3310 still works.. it’s in a drawer somewhere, I swear it still does if I charge it.
Watching this video on a Nokia tablet, not quite full circle tho.
the 3310 is literally a brick. as in it can be used as a brick. robbers breaking into your house? throw the 3310 at them. nail need hammering down? 3310. building a house? you get the idea.
I'm impressed by his knowledge on phones when he mentions the exact motorola that was a flip phone
I mean, he lived that shit. There's no better way of knowing something accurately than experiencing it firsthand.
At the time, it felt like it was the most advertised feature about that phone. I actually owned one back in college (the one with the matte rubber-ish finish on the front.) Looked beautiful, size wasn't too big. But the keypad was one of the worst I've used. Just slightly better than the SLVR's keypad. That one ate through your fingerprints.
That’s right oji San you tell ‘em 😂
to be fair nokia did have a flip phone which was the nokia 6101
Well, Nokia made all kinds of phones. Sliding phones (like the Nokia 7650 that my dad had), flip phones, Nokia N-Gage which was supposed to be a gaming console and a phone hybrid. A few with a really weird form factor, like the square one.
the razer was fire tho i had the silver model and my mom had the golden one
Nokia did have flip phones... and they were also stupidly sturdy.
I owned two Nokia Lumia phones in my time, Some of the best phones I ever owned. Hell, I'm pretty sure I still have my 1020 somewhere.
daddy chill XD
countered acordingly granpire
I'm not even 25 and I had BOTH of these phones lmao
Hail the legendary Nokia 3310
Nokia made flip phones way before the RAZR.
yeah, grandpa, tell'em