Vesper Taking Mental Damage From Cursed PC Builds

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2024
  • This is just a quick TLDR of the stream, if you have time please go watch it to fully enjoy mental damage Vesper!
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  • @yakumoyomi5765
    @yakumoyomi5765 ปีที่แล้ว +1590

    "This is an accurate representation of the college experience. You have four roomates in a prison cell."
    Damn...Vespapa has a way with words that never ceases to bring a smile to my face.

    • @AdnantaTadewa
      @AdnantaTadewa ปีที่แล้ว +91

      "And one of your room mate has a sword for some reason" 😂

    • @kuhluhOG
      @kuhluhOG ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@AdnantaTadewa "and that's me"

  • @JohnDoe-pc3uk
    @JohnDoe-pc3uk ปีที่แล้ว +591

    "it's cute in a fucked up way" is a Vesper quote for the books

  • @jayoliver3568
    @jayoliver3568 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    5:43 My favorite part. Remember, professionals have standards. Also body armor.

    • @Kay_Sea251
      @Kay_Sea251 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ... should I be surprised if Vesper has body armor, or disappointed if he doesn't?

    • @SpawnofHastur
      @SpawnofHastur ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Kay_Sea251 I mean it goes with the spear.

    • @jayoliver3568
      @jayoliver3568 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Kay_Sea251 Armored Vesper with spear for next outfit. Unleash Noir!

    • @watataenjoyer
      @watataenjoyer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why is there a fan blowing down there? Is this that weird cheap antec airflow case

    • @lordmetallium9678
      @lordmetallium9678 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is BATMAN'S sacred PC

  • @Willias
    @Willias ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I appreciate that at first he was worried about offending his viewers, and then at some point accepted that he doesn't have to worry about offending anyone if he just roasts everyone.

  • @Symbolis
    @Symbolis ปีที่แล้ว +1176

    Thanks for putting together the compilation! This stream made me feel both better and worse about my own setup. Gave me a mid life-crisis.

    • @slatedrash
      @slatedrash ปีที่แล้ว +10

      the moment when you notice your setup is mid-life crisis/4

    • @FiveBagsOfNasu
      @FiveBagsOfNasu ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought the ones in the vid looked so much worse than mine, then there is the mid-life crisis cable nightmare one at 6:50
      I guess I have mid-life crisis too 🥲

    • @lampoch..5093
      @lampoch..5093 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice

    • @dampintellect
      @dampintellect ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where does he accept build pictures. I'd submit mine, it's a little wild but in a good way.

  • @philtkaswahl2124
    @philtkaswahl2124 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    LMAO, that one PC is the "perfect" comeback to being called a "basement dweller."
    "Excuse you, pleb, I'm an attic afficionado."

  • @fisher89898
    @fisher89898 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    He is like the gordon ramsay of PC builds

    • @Calvin704704
      @Calvin704704 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      heh. RAMsay

    • @vintendovs
      @vintendovs ปีที่แล้ว +66

      "Where's the RAM sauce!?"

    • @edwn00005
      @edwn00005 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      needs more rage tho...

  • @shalisek
    @shalisek ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I appreciate that you guys liked my dormitory at 6:05 xD

    • @watataenjoyer
      @watataenjoyer ปีที่แล้ว

      You crazy mofo what a legend using a waifu to hold up aio tubes

  • @5bars3g36
    @5bars3g36 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    I love how Milk Out Of Four gets like half a second and then we move on immediately

  • @PrenticeNeto
    @PrenticeNeto ปีที่แล้ว +15

    4:43 "I'm gonna curse, okay? Fuck." LMAO

  • @nna_
    @nna_ ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Me who have zero idea about pc building: Yeah!! Tell em' Vesper!! You're so right for that!!

    • @pyroronpa
      @pyroronpa ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I'm right there with ya

    • @alexpiatt1282
      @alexpiatt1282 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same

    • @ekozoidmajiker6186
      @ekozoidmajiker6186 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂

    • @nunally
      @nunally ปีที่แล้ว +26

      lmao same I sat through it nodding like I know what he's saying lmao it was hilarious nonetheless

    • @1mikeap4
      @1mikeap4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The most I could follow was the fans not running.

  • @pilarpaksi
    @pilarpaksi ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I lost it at "Youre just dual wielding your mouse" lmao

  • @aggraphine
    @aggraphine ปีที่แล้ว +59

    1:45 "That doesn't turn my crank"
    I don't know where Yagoo found these four but goddamn were they good picks

  • @Kay_Sea251
    @Kay_Sea251 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Wow... there was a LOT to sift through this stream. I salute you!

    • @CaptainRasmot
      @CaptainRasmot ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And a good 50-80% of it was dust!

    • @Kay_Sea251
      @Kay_Sea251 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CaptainRasmot eyyyyyy

  • @watataenjoyer
    @watataenjoyer ปีที่แล้ว +88

    6:04 respect to the anti sag bracket
    Edit: the fk that figure is freaking holding up the aio pipes yoooo thats next level

  • @orenjie6169
    @orenjie6169 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "This is League of Legends damage." will always be funny to me because I remember the amount of damage my wall suffered because of me playing scuffed LoL at 2 or 3am.

    • @watataenjoyer
      @watataenjoyer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember my friends dragging me to CC at 4am to play league and tilt with them rip to my university degree

  • @01100101011100100111
    @01100101011100100111 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The way he created the story for the "LoL" PC was perfect. I need to watch this stream.

  • @kiminomotoe
    @kiminomotoe ปีที่แล้ว +55

    i don't even know shit about PC and this stream was still extremely entertaining

  • @Voleno
    @Voleno ปีที่แล้ว +245

    I made the one at 3:30! It's good to see I was not alone in just having a ton of fun causing psychic damage.
    Thankfully, the AIO fan was actually just on the other side...well not thankfully. I've obviously got some rearranging and cleaning to do.

    • @notmo.
      @notmo. ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Still looks better than my broke random ass setup💀

    • @ersyadiaz
      @ersyadiaz ปีที่แล้ว +6

      nope, you actually made your life slightly easier with that AIO arrangement since the rad acts like a dust filter for your exhaust fan and it'd be easier to clean.

    • @alexandervowles3518
      @alexandervowles3518 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You may not want to clean it lol. I cleaned mine after 12 years, and then it stopped working lol.

    • @OfficialDJSoru
      @OfficialDJSoru ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@alexandervowles3518did you clean yours with a dremel?

  • @M1ss1ng-N0
    @M1ss1ng-N0 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    2:29
    Altare after running into Shaco from League of Legends

    • @redline841
      @redline841 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Magni when Overwatch :)

    • @vgc_ivan8391
      @vgc_ivan8391 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RPR when axel mentions his highschool love life

  • @ohlawd6763
    @ohlawd6763 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love how you can always tell a Noctua fan because it looks like your grandmas PT Cruiser from 2002

    • @OfficialDJSoru
      @OfficialDJSoru ปีที่แล้ว

      Most accurate representation of a Noctua anything ever

    • @volbla
      @volbla ปีที่แล้ว

      Imma be real, i have more respect for grandmas than for gamers.

  • @MitchJustChill
    @MitchJustChill ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Ty for the comp Vesper is hilarious especially when he is talking about things he is passionate about.

  • @jkirstyn
    @jkirstyn ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I like how the stream started with Vesper being very polite and nice to everyone's build, but as the stream went on and more psychic damage was dealt the more that filter went away LMAO

  • @TrueMediator
    @TrueMediator ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Bro, he does not run out of comparisons lmao

  • @skellyaceart
    @skellyaceart ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'm gonna send this clip to my dad without context (he's been in the PC building hobby since 1995), can't wait for his reaction!

    • @ZeroCalamityYT
      @ZeroCalamityYT ปีที่แล้ว

      how'd he take?

    • @skellyaceart
      @skellyaceart ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ZeroCalamityYT He laughed a bit, but he did mention in some parts "As long as it works it's okay in my books."

    • @cassualtea2040
      @cassualtea2040 ปีที่แล้ว

      I should do that

  • @xXSamsterXx14
    @xXSamsterXx14 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    If he weren’t a member of Hololive, he would be THE go-to person to ask help for decent pc builds

  • @brutevilgax777
    @brutevilgax777 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Oh man I've been sleeping on Tempus, this guy's funny.

  • @coffeeinhandproductions3238
    @coffeeinhandproductions3238 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Never thought with the advent of clear tower cases people would actually think it's a good idea to display figures inside them. Whoever built the one with the doll facing the fan has either serious psychological issues or a real knack for bizarre novelty. If anything this made me feel a lot better about my PC set up.

  • @anonviewerciv
    @anonviewerciv ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:07 "My Arrakis. My build."

    • @anhlenhat5135
      @anhlenhat5135 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I died thank you

  • @Tarodenaro
    @Tarodenaro ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The moment one of the chat said "touhou hijack lol" at 6:15, i know i'm with the correct age group in this stream.

  • @notnullnotvoid
    @notnullnotvoid ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Ahh, I wish I knew about this stream, I could've submitted an old picture of my PC from when it had spiderwebs inside it.

    • @nagato2240
      @nagato2240 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Received over 500 submissions, when through 120 that stream, and he will continue on Tuesday IIRC.

  • @hungurione
    @hungurione ปีที่แล้ว +24

    6:30 When Vesper talked about the meaning of the word, I wanted to know more detail so I searched that up by not realizing I had been on image search. And that was 4 am at my place💀

  • @vxxiii4160
    @vxxiii4160 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You know, maybe I do have to dust off my computer...

    • @The_Algae
      @The_Algae ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lateralus.

  • @ParagonFury
    @ParagonFury ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Me, when I build a PC: "Ugh my cable management isn't that good. I'm terrible at this. Maybe I should stick to prebuilds."
    Me, when I see literally 95% of other people's PC builds: "I'm amazing at this. No, I'm actually a GOD at this and should charge people to have me come fix their crap."

  • @AlphaHorst
    @AlphaHorst ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The "league of Legends" wall got me, because when I noticed the wall I was just like: "League? Yea League"

  • @mirurururuvein
    @mirurururuvein ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Holy fuck, some of those builds made me cry bloody tears

  • @Slepepe
    @Slepepe ปีที่แล้ว +28

    intense psychic damage.. I wanna just.. get a leaf blower and blast some of those PCs man

  • @minomi2993
    @minomi2993 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Love it when he let the viewers know that he will curse before doing it lol so funny 😂 Anyway, this stream prove that Vesper has many male fans.

  • @SenseiRaisen
    @SenseiRaisen ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Never in my life i experience anxiety ... until see the dust collecting on those PCs.
    Said the guy who clean his PC every 4 to 6 months each year.

    • @lewiskellett5654
      @lewiskellett5654 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How hard is it to buy filter foam

    • @TheCactuar124
      @TheCactuar124 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ve never cleaned mine in the two years since I first built it.

    • @popenieafantome9527
      @popenieafantome9527 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Old dell pc we had at home never got cleaned. We had it maybe 6 years ...

  • @8koi245
    @8koi245 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "help me out of four" LMFAO

  • @Rodoadrenalina
    @Rodoadrenalina ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bro said "third stabbing" LOL

  • @guyclykos
    @guyclykos ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:48
    Eyy... grandpa has eyes for grandma. AYO.

  • @sleeplessindefatigable6385
    @sleeplessindefatigable6385 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You missed my favourite one where he encountered a completely vertical cooling layout and just got intimidated by it.

  • @alaok489
    @alaok489 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I didn't want to send in my PC but looking at these PCs actually make me feel good about my budget PC

  • @vickyrock5852
    @vickyrock5852 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    he roasts people in a very particular way that i just find absolutely holarious xd

  • @shybutsweetbutterfly
    @shybutsweetbutterfly ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't think vesper would wanna see the innards for my PC......its scary in there. but im HORRIBLE at cable management.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:23 Good thing Senchou(?) was in front of fan because she's too hot... Guess you could say it's a fanservice xD
    Grandpa is Gordon RAMsay of PC builds
    Chat is trolling grandpa, right? Right? He'll never recover after this and Kronii's theraphy 😂

  • @togek1ss
    @togek1ss ปีที่แล้ว +17

    damn you actually went through the whole stream and made this. madlad

  • @Pikachu123OP
    @Pikachu123OP ปีที่แล้ว +5

    NOO!! THE FREE RANGE HARD DRIVE CLIP WAS SO FUNNY!! I'm sad it got skipped in these clips

  • @AmorphousCrow57
    @AmorphousCrow57 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I don't think Vesper would handle seeing my PC with a laptop hard drive just hanging by the sata and power cables

  • @Webberjo
    @Webberjo ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:50 Also the mismatched RAM sticks.

  • @adrekiy0
    @adrekiy0 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i'm surprised the coco decal didn't get him bonked LOLOL

    • @gabrielkeni7965
      @gabrielkeni7965 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why would it, she didn't do anything bad and leaved in the most honourable way

    • @xxmoonwolfxx6344
      @xxmoonwolfxx6344 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nah I dont think references to past talents that left on good terms would get them bonked. dunno how a Rushia reference would've gone over, though.

    • @elektra8535
      @elektra8535 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's alright talking about former members Even terminated ones like rushia, except Hitomi Chris never ask cover about Hitomi Chris

  • @stnhndg
    @stnhndg ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I should send him photo of my pc. It lives in my desk drawer... or more correctly, my desk drawer IS my pc.

  • @pocapele
    @pocapele ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Vesper RAMSAY.
    Yes, roast... roast that PC.

  • @kaelanmcalpine2011
    @kaelanmcalpine2011 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:25 Ah this guy Hololives. I'm guessing based on the monitor screens and the giant SSRBs, this guy's main oshi is Botan.

  • @EgoCarry1
    @EgoCarry1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:52 taught me my phone's display can't show details in the dark, nice 👍

  • @apostleofd119
    @apostleofd119 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Me seeing my PC: see dude there is someone worst out there, you are lucky with me.

  • @popenieafantome9527
    @popenieafantome9527 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Not shown here, but my favorite was the one where the gpu was being supported perfectly by a mounted fan on side of the case

  • @drcatspaw
    @drcatspaw ปีที่แล้ว +3

    AAAAAHHHH!!! The damn squeaking sound was coming from the video! I kept trying to figure out what the hell I was doing to make my couch squeak BUT IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG!

  • @BängbooPïggyBåñk
    @BängbooPïggyBåñk ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:47 i don't think he noticed but the ram hyperx comes in all sizes

  • @joss3_py
    @joss3_py ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Damn, if I ever build a PC for myself I'm going to watch that stream to know what to avoid and how to do the cable management LMAO
    He is like a teacher correcting exams in this clip

  • @restlesssheep2453
    @restlesssheep2453 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Thanks for the compilation :D love vespy

  • @kurokonatsuki3170
    @kurokonatsuki3170 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Vesper truly has a way with words. Sasuga Tempus Scholar.

  • @YourTypicalMental
    @YourTypicalMental ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think I need to check on my wire organization.

    • @YourTypicalMental
      @YourTypicalMental ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vesper may not like mine....

    • @enashimo
      @enashimo ปีที่แล้ว

      @@YourTypicalMental Mine is so jangled that when I try to open my pc it just bursts out full on wire jungle and takes me hours just to put it back inside the case lol

    • @WingSlaze
      @WingSlaze ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@enashimo Bruh please, just get some velcro ties, they're like 5$ for a bunch. An African gamer child somewhere dies every time someone doesn't do cable management D:

  • @R3TR0J4N
    @R3TR0J4N ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:45 is peak had the same hyper 212 and Kingston SSD

  • @IlPKII
    @IlPKII ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I have a friend that play league of legends" relatable

  • @zakimpo
    @zakimpo ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I've roommates who play league of legend" 😂

  • @digitalfanboy6557
    @digitalfanboy6557 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Vesper be like: where's the LAN source?!

  • @xBurningxWrathx
    @xBurningxWrathx ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And I thought my cable management is something to worry about but compared to some of these builds.

  • @jkterjters
    @jkterjters ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:50 I have to be old for that? News to me.
    😞

  • @evergaolbird
    @evergaolbird ปีที่แล้ว +4

    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

  • @thePyro77
    @thePyro77 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    An apt representation of "well well well, if it isn't the consequence of my action" since HE asks for the computer build of his fans, the same damn fanbase especially HOLO fanbase who kept doing batshit insane stuff on the main hololive fancord :wheeze:

  • @Jeebus8500
    @Jeebus8500 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "4 roommates in a prison cell"

  • @t0uchme343
    @t0uchme343 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If he saw my build he'd get claustrophobia.

  • @novaster7876
    @novaster7876 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Masterfully edited, thank you so much for this it was so funny to watch !

  • @Panster7
    @Panster7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Vesper rating streams are probably my favorite 😂

  • @leepybee7006
    @leepybee7006 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro. My set up is normal Chair,mouse,air-cooler (separate mini),and a frkn laptop for the rest of a Chromebook and dat is it.

  • @justanothershrimp1908
    @justanothershrimp1908 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:16
    Merlin? what you doing there?

  • @ryanryan3220
    @ryanryan3220 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Vesper Tech Tips will like to speak with you.

  • @KisekiKojin
    @KisekiKojin ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Huuurk. Once in a while it wouldn't hurt to take the PC in for cleaning. Last thing you wanna happen is to happily turn stuff on ready for work and your PC won't boot up because the dust got in somewhere lol. Aaaand cable management hahahaha.

  • @phantomkor
    @phantomkor ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:09
    It works, that osmosis power improves every aspect of my browsing experience.
    hitting anything on the right side of the keyboard is a pain though.

    • @Kay_Sea251
      @Kay_Sea251 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gotta have SOME sacrifices for performance...

    • @phantomkor
      @phantomkor ปีที่แล้ว

      It is worth it in the end.

  • @CanalDoPotatoras
    @CanalDoPotatoras ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You can make a whole background about someone based on their setup

  • @sofielee4122
    @sofielee4122 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I should have taken a picture of my ghettoed together build before i fixed it... i zip tied all my fans in place cause i couldn't be bothered to find screws

  • @elreyfenix100
    @elreyfenix100 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The analogy levels are off the charts

  • @mrmattdoesstuff
    @mrmattdoesstuff ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't know why this was in my recommended but I'm glad I clicked xD. 5/5 Liked and Subscribed 😋

  • @kaynabougainvillea9442
    @kaynabougainvillea9442 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I bet he would mald if he sees the old PCs my dad kept for like a decade now because he said he can still salvage the parts.....after so many times cleaning house, moving, those PCs is untouched till now

  • @xxmoonwolfxx6344
    @xxmoonwolfxx6344 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    cant stop watching this lol

  • @faylinnmystiquerose2224
    @faylinnmystiquerose2224 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He calls those dusty...should see mine, I live a damn cave, dust EVERYWHERE, gotta clean it out with the air compressor like once a month...

  • @Majima_Nowhere
    @Majima_Nowhere ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Seeing other people's builds is a nice way to make me feel more secure about my own totally mid build. At least my fans work! And my cables are somewhat moderately managed!

  • @usagis294
    @usagis294 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    your editing style is on another level, mate. you somehow made this enjoyable stream even more enjoyable.

  • @louiesatterwhite3885
    @louiesatterwhite3885 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:54 psynaptic static is psychic damage fireball

  • @xxmoonwolfxx6344
    @xxmoonwolfxx6344 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    thanks for the compilation!!

  • @lightnight1481
    @lightnight1481 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Great stream. Psychic damage/10

  • @bitter_vanilla
    @bitter_vanilla ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Vesper is vtuber version of Charlie moist critical

  • @rainrein5199
    @rainrein5199 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    looking this make me glad that mine not that bad

  • @Bloddrake
    @Bloddrake ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The only cursed thing with my PC build imo is a SSD that literally just hangs shoved into a bunch of wires as the cable has multiple connections but it doesn't quite reach.

  • @radishbaby8432
    @radishbaby8432 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i liked "milk out of four"

  • @CrippledPepe
    @CrippledPepe ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:45 I came when he showed me that toilet fan

  • @haryantohalim8008
    @haryantohalim8008 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ngl, the more i watch this clip, the more i wonder why dont you just title it "Granpa roasting Viewer PC" XD man i love it so much xD

  • @a1rg3ar31
    @a1rg3ar31 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:45 Another thing that i noticed that is wrong with this pc is that there are 2 different kits of ram.