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"I dont know how the book ends" Esmeralda: [hanged] Phoebus: [married to another woman] Frollo: [Quasimodo threw him from the bell tower] Quasi: [Died while hugging Esmeralda's dead body] what a nice story, just for kids :)
In the original book, Phoebus believes that Esmerelda tried to kill him and ends up marrying someone he hates, Esmerelda gets hanged, Frollo gets pushed off the top of Notre Dame by Quasimodo, and Quasimodo, after discovering that he accidentally betrayed Esmerelda to her death, crawls into the mass grave where her body was thrown and dies there. It's pretty metal.
That is totally awful, just awful, Disney had the chance to stop them once and for all, but no, they continue, i worry for some kid, to be exposed to this shit and learn the wrong lesson. Jesus Christ, help us all!
@@lyzder7298 In the video it somewhere says that Disney filed a lawsuit against them. But they lost because the Hunchback of Notre Dame isn't Disney property.
For those who want to know the end of the book: Esmeralda is hanged, and Quasimodo, in his grief and despair, pushes Frollo from the cathedral tower. The novel ends many years later, when two skeletons-that of a hunchback and that of a woman-are found embracing in Esmeralda's tomb.
Yup. And in the book, Phoebus was an asshole who broke Esmeralda's heart and sold her out to Frollo. And she wasn't even a gypsy! She was a "proper white christian girl" raised by gypsies, and that was meant to be the tragedy, that the girl would die even though she wasn't even a member of the group she was being punished for being. And Quasimodo tried to force himself on her. That scene where he has her in his belfry? Yeah, that wasn't consensual in the book. The story is nine kinds of fucked up. It's racist, sexist, and everybody dies in the end. 🤷♀️
“Anything that breaks the law is illegal!” “That left arm is not a right arm” “People die when they are killed” “Lunchtime is for lunch” “To kill the cyberdemon, shoot it until it dies”
Just use 50% of the plot on this VHS, 30% from this poster, and the rest can be whatever you think of on the crapper, also make sure it has some sort of flashback scene.
This is an old post, but you can't really rip off something that was never yours. Disney doesn't really DO original films, they're all folklore, Brothers Grimm or Fairy Tale retellings for kids.
Therapist: "What is the problem that you're facing?" Me: "This" *shows the movie* Therapist: "Ima go and get a noose i mean talk to the psychiatrist" A few minutes later Me: "Where's the therapist?" Psychiatrist: "um..." *the therapist hung himself* Me: "Ok so you got any anti depression pills or some way to make me less suicidal or something to erase the movie out of my head?" Psychiatrist: "Here" *gives me a gun* "just in case if the gun won't work or you have no bullets." *gives pills so i could kill myself* "if the pills won't work so..." *gives noose* "only use one of these once and i'm sure it would work."
When she brings them to life, it looks like there are two layers of bars because one set was painted into the background layer but then another set were animated on top of them. And then, when it zooms out while she's singing, there are none. But I like to imagine it wasn't real anyway, and was instead the ergotism kicking in.
@@OtakuUnitedStudio Yeah I figure maybe she doesn't even have magic, she's just so fucking high on drugs that she's imagining all those inanimate objects are alive.
The lawsuit was mostly about the covers of the movies. Golden films had a lawsuit before this one that involved their misleading covers and had to put their Golden films logo on the cover. When Disney sued again, they lost since the film was clearly marked as Golden films verison.
Are we just going to ignore the part where she makes her prison bars come to life for the music, thus turning the now open window into a possible route of escape from her cell yet decides to stand around and sing anyway?
I'll tell you what happened with this movie, its a rip off of Beauty and the Beast, but set to the Hunchback of Notre Dame. It explains Gaston, the talking instruments (like the talking dishes, etc) and why Quasimodo changes back to 'normal' at the end. They ripped two disney movies in one movie!
I made a comment a few months ago saying "where is Bargain Binge saber" or something like that and saber replied saying "Got one planned for January!" Yeah bud. You sure do.
Saberspark: Shoots himself and ends his misery Also Saberspark: Nearly forgot about his sponsor so resurrects outta the blue defying logic without an explanation how he did that. Just like a badly animated story
1:18 aye WOHLLY MOCKA, PLEASE STOP, SSTTOOPP WITH THE FURRY STUFF! WE ONLY WATCH YOUR CHANNEL FOR FUNNY BAD MOVIE REVIEWS AND INSIGHTFUL NORMAL MOVIE REVIEWS. I didn't rewrite the nuttiest nutcracker because you reviewed school girl Chica. P.S.: WHY DO FURRYS EXIST!?!?!?!?!?!?! P.S.2.: 2:05 YES, HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!! P.S.3.: 5:04 THERE IT IS, SASKOOACH. GET IT! P.S.4.: 25:17 Your gonna tell me Hell is cold? o.0
@@jjj9640 to answer the question about why Furries exist: Because some people like different things, Because some people hate humans and because fuck it YOLO
What bugged me was the scene in the jail cell where Melody magically removes the bars from the window and they all dance. Instead of, you know, escaping.
I just realized, for the story they pretty much attempted to copy beauty and the beast but with the hunchback of notre dame. -Litterly copied the villain -Talking objects -Kiss that turns the ugly to handsome
No one rips off films like Gaston, Grows a pencil mustache like Gaston, Is Spanish and French like Gaston, Walks down the street playing Carmen like Gaston, No one drives Saberspark mad like Gaston!
Hunchback of Notre Dame (book) ends with Esmeralda being put to death for the murder of Captain Phoebus, who actually wasn't dead and who was attacked by Frollo, Quasimodo then proceeded to pick up Archdeacon Frollo and throw him off Notre Dame and exclaim "There is all I've ever loved." Quasimodo then crawls into Esmeralda's grave and lays with her corpse until he eventually dies of starvation, the book ends several years later where two skeletons are unearthed, one a very unusual looking skeleton with a hunchback embracing another skeleton, and when they're pulled apart they immediately crumple to dust.
Writer: “I know we want to get our Hunchback rip-off out before Disney’s version, but that means we can’t completely copy them!” Producer: “Eh, just fill in the script with some Beauty and the Beast.”
I was thinking this exactly. Jean Claude is basically Gaston in a mustache, Melody is Belle in a yellow dress, and there are talking sentient objects who follow the heroine around. It could only be more obvious if 3 of the objects were a candelabra, a clock, and a teapot.
This movie reminds me of the whole reason I disliked the ending of Hotel Transylvania 2. We love you dispite the fact your are not a vampire and you can live with monsters like your human father. What's that? You actually are a vampire? Well OK then, kinda defeats the moral of the story, but whatever.
I feel the same about a "Totally Spies" episode. Sam has found a grey hair, and during the episode she realises that it's okay to get grey hair, and that getting older is not something to be ashamed of. Then the episode ends with her finding out that her hair has just been splashed with paint, and she's very relieved. Everybody laughs, episode ends. I don't even remember the villain, I just remember that even as a kid, I was put off by the hypocrisy.
I hate it because the fight scene is so cringy. Gee, it sure sucks I'm a weak human child and this vampire is gonna kill me. Oh wait, vampire powers activated! I can now somehow beat the shit out of this grown ass vampire with some karate moves because friendship or something! It's like it was written by an actual kid.
@@khalidahmed4038 In that movie's case, Beast was supposed to become a human because he was one originally, and if the curse wasn't broken, he'd be a mindless predatory animal forever. And also, imagine if Belle married him while in beast form, Disney would be accused of promoting bestiality.
He didn't actually put the movie he was reviewing in the title, and he hasn't done one of these in over a year despite having plenty of options. We'd love to see more!
6:45 Not that it really matters, but while the setting of the opera "Carmen" is indeed in Spain, the composer of the opera, Bizet, was French. In fact, the opera itself is in French, depite the setting being in Spain.
Really, I'm pissed off that in all child versions of Hunchback of Notre Dame, Quasimodo can hear and talk perfectly. Now I'm not just saying this because he was deaf-mute in the book, but (when it comes to neurology) it just doesn't make sense! 😫
@@queenblister7845 *reading that comment, realise that in French, it is called "Archet" and that looking in that word it literally mean "small bow"*. *Mind blown!*
I love how Quasimodo's hair even morphs into a new hairstyle when he moves his hands away from his face. They probably didn't even know that The Hunchback of Notre Dame was a book in the first place considering how practically nothing from the book appears in this movie.
@@exist4046 i never saw the movie, but I loved Zhu Zhus as a kid. I had one of those tunnel things that I put my Zhu Zhu pets in. Which lead to me owning three guinea pigs (not all at once) which was super fun
20:38 Esmerelda is hanged while Frollo watches from the cathedral. He laughs and Quasimodo witnesses it, and pushes him off the building. He finds Esmerelda's body in a mass grave and cuddles up beside it, and later, some people find a deformed skeleton locked in with a perfect one. When they pull the skeletons apart, the deformed skeleton crumbles. Meanwhile, Phoebus, who just wanted to hit it and quit it, winds up in an unhappy marriage.
All that happened when Quasi became "handsome" is he moved his hair out from in front of his eye and got a better jawline 😭🤣🤣 Golden Films is wildin I can't breathe
At this point, I can't tell if Saber is a closeted furry, not a furry, ironically a closeted furry, post-ironically a closeted furry, or post-ironically a closeted not-furry. or post-post-ironically a closeted furry-maybe-not-probably. YOOOOO WAS THAT A FACE REVEAL NOT IN A FURSUIT
Pink Hero well, in the original trilogy, his prosthetic robot hand was made to look like his real hand, so he really didn’t need to have a robotic looking hand in the sequels.
*"This all happens within TEN MINUTES"* That hit me like the realisation that Romeo and Julie get married after a day, I had to re-watcg to make sure I heard right
Three, but yeah. Some people act like it's a beautiful romance story, so much so their names are shorthand for romantic couples. But it's actually a 13 year old girl and a 17 year old boy meeting, banging, faking their deaths, and dying in half a week.
@@TheDawnofVanlife While you're right for calling it a tragedy, it isn't simply because they died. In literary terms, a tragedy refers to a story where the main character(s) don't get what they want in the end. But yeah, their story is not one that I would want to emulate.
@@OtakuUnitedStudio Nope, the whole story happens over three days, the first day they meet at the party and then later is the balcony scene. Pretty much everything happens on the second day, they get married, then Romeo kills Tybalt and is banished and it is that evening that Juliet fakes her death. Then their whole dramatic double death scene happens overnight and they are found the next morning. As for it being a tragedy, yeah, I'm very passionate about the fact that there is nothing romantic about Romeo a d Juliet
@@kimanirobinson790 Romeo and Julliette is literally and by literary terms one of Shakespeare's Tragedys. "Tragedy, branch of drama that treats in a serious and dignified style the sorrowful or terrible events encountered or caused by a heroic individual." The prologue of Romeo and Julliete intentionally sets up the parameters of it being in a Tragedy. And the play is as much about the pointless fued of the Montagues and Capuletes as it is about Romeo and Juliette getting together. In fact, the death serves as a lesson to the families in the end. So in the end it's actually more about the consequences to the families. The secret marriage and eventual death (which is not what either Juliette or Romeo really wanted) was the result of the family strife.
This movie can be explained thusly: They paid to animate certain sequences according to a strict budget. The animators sent back the sequences. Then the production studio cut together a movie based on the animation. In essence, what they did was cut together a movie from a bunch of disparate sequences. Like if you made a movie by placing different ten second clips from TH-cam on a Windows Movie Maker timeline. It's cheaper and faster, with almost no effort needed to plan things. You could probably knock out a movie like this in four months, which was perfect to capitalize on the long time between theatre and home video releases during the '90s. Remember, Hunchback was supposed to come out in November of 1995. Instead it got delayed and had seven months between the June 1996 theatre release and the January 1997 VHS release. Meanwhile Golden Films' version of Hunchback came out in April of 1996, which would've been right in that window where people would've mistaken it as the Disney version, as the Disney VHS wouldn't have released until June or July of 1996. You can see this even more with their Tarzan, Hercules, Aladdin, and Anastasia cash-ins, which all released two to three months before the Disney and Fox versions got VHS releases
It's a movie that mixes Hunch back and Beauty and the Beast. The girl looks close to Bell and we have discount Gaston. Also hunchback changing into a handsome boi is kinda like the Beast changing back into a human prince.
In the beginning I saw a familiar DVD... THE QUEST FOR ZHU WAS MY CHILDHOOD, I USED TO LOVE THAT MOVIE FOR SOME REASON! FUN FACT: There's a sequel to it that is lost media, it was about the spinoff counterpart "Kung Zhus." I don't see ANYONE talking about that. Apparently it illegally aired in a foreign country and that somehow cancelled its release? I'm not too sure about the details but it's really interesting!
16:46 Her hand was glitching lmao. It’s like they wanted her hand to reach out to his shoulder at a certain point but changed their minds, and they didn’t bother leaving it out of the movie 🤷♀️.
The whole "Quasi turning handsome" thing seems like an odd literary trope. I remember that one story in The Canterbury Tales where the guy has to marry an old ugly lady, hates her at first, but eventually comes to accept her as she is. And THEN she becomes hot and young afterwards.
@@Dreadjaws that story is its own... Beast... Why does the girl have to be beautiful? If looks doesn't matter why is it so important to the story that she's beautiful??
I was NOT expecting to see ZhuZhu at the beginning and as someone who worked for that dumpster fire of a company (long after the movie was made, but still) I nearly threw up laughing. Please please PLEASE review it. It would give me so much life.
Actually it's even funnier when you notice they ripped off *"The Beauty and The Beast"* more than they did to *"Hunchback of Notre Dame"*. From the villain looking like Gaston, to the side characters being living objects, to the ending where the ugly character becomes handsome at the end and marries the main character. xD
Oh my God the Zhu Zhu Pets movie took me back I almost thought it wasn’t real but all I had to do was watch this video, God my 2010’s childhood was a art piece fever dream..
Book ending, in case you want to know: Esmeralda dies at the gallows, Quasimodo digs up her grave and the lies down next to her until he passes away as well.
Ahhh good ol Golden films. They were the plague in the 90s-2000s. I actually remember my 2nd grade teacher put on their version of The Prince and The Pauper. I got checked out for a doctor's appointment halfway and I'm still grateful to this day. (And for some reason living inanimate objects were a reoccurring theme in their movies. They serve no purpose but.... here they are. )
comments - "SABERS A FURRY !" also comments - " Um why haven't you reviewed (insert movie with anthro characters here) " yeah sure "sabers" the furry .
Correction: Sabers is _also_ a Furry. Don't forget he's a Brony (emeritus?) too. Remember the good old times, when he and Black Gryph0n went out into the woods and shotgunned panda plushies? ... It makes sense in context.
New series! Wanted to try something different and add more randomness to my videos! Lemme know what you all think
Zhu zhu pets were part of my child hood
Hell yeah! Love your content man.
Congratulations on one million subs man
i love it
Saberspark I love this fricking new series
Man, I hate being ugly and deformed. I guess I'll just... not be
Just be handsome smh
🎶Do you believe in magic?🎶
@@istolethispfpfromreddit OOF 😂
"Ohmygod no don't be ugly you're too sexy haha ;))"
666 likes... hmmmm
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SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear joe
@@AxxLAfriku fuck off, AxxL.
Angeline bejaran Yeah that’s right, fuck off!
"I dont know how the book ends"
Esmeralda: [hanged]
Phoebus: [married to another woman]
Frollo: [Quasimodo threw him from the bell tower]
Quasi: [Died while hugging Esmeralda's dead body]
what a nice story, just for kids :)
@@SamOty-pb2dp absolutely
@@MKRhaenerya
Hmmm I think I like the one where Quasi grows angel wings more
Also Clopin and the Court of Miracles died or got arrested trying to rescue Esmeralda.
OnO
The goat survives tho
In the original book, Phoebus believes that Esmerelda tried to kill him and ends up marrying someone he hates, Esmerelda gets hanged, Frollo gets pushed off the top of Notre Dame by Quasimodo, and Quasimodo, after discovering that he accidentally betrayed Esmerelda to her death, crawls into the mass grave where her body was thrown and dies there. It's pretty metal.
Yeah, I don't remember anything about the original hunchback story other than the end.
Frollo actually cared for quasimodo too in the book.
Frollo name him his name not for his deformity but from a sarcedote
A'd then esmeralda came and frollo developed the sin of lust
Didnt someone also die from disease?
Morale of the story: If you are ugly and deformed, just stop being ugly and deformed. Once you've become beautiful people will accept you.
That is totally awful, just awful, Disney had the chance to stop them once and for all, but no, they continue, i worry for some kid, to be exposed to this shit and learn the wrong lesson. Jesus Christ, help us all!
Santiago Torres
I dunno either
@@lyzder7298 Making lawsuits against them maybe?
Wait, is that what I’ve been doing wrong? Dammit!
@@lyzder7298 In the video it somewhere says that Disney filed a lawsuit against them. But they lost because the Hunchback of Notre Dame isn't Disney property.
Book: Quasi and Esmeralda died
Disney: Quasi gets accepted and Esmeralda gets married
Rip-off: Quasi gets handsome
Wait......Quasi and Esmeralda do WHAT IN THE BOOK
jams Yup. Esmeralda was killed in the book, and Quasimodo stayed by her corpse until he starved to death.
oh jesus
@@5Geass Yeah, the original story was even darker than the movie.
@@pundertalefan4391 Ahhhh I knew that it was but like I didn't think they both died omg. I've been wanting to read the actual book for awhile now...
“Doing anything against the law is illegal!”
Hmmm yes, this floor is made of floor
every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes.
If you breathe you’ll live longer
@@elizabethmarcum6427 I didnt know that thanks for the tip bro
The first rule of the tautology club is the first rule of the tautology club.
If you walk you are moving
The Slightly Bent-Over Guy of Notre Dame.
The sound I made wasn’t human
*cackle-snort*
U N D E R A T E D C O M M E N T
Kinky
That sounds like the prison rape edition
"They call me a furry but they like the furry stuff!"
Shots fired!
I ask the detractors: where's the lie?
I’m not tho
Who said furry= Bad
James Cooper touché!
Dude got a point
The modern kid in the beginning confirms that the whole film takes place in a renaissance fair
Then maybe this entire film is actually just an animated version of a play that the local elementary school decided to put on.
"It was all a dream."
Time traveler
That explains the random switching between day and night
Then are we to assume it's a ren-actment?
For those who want to know the end of the book:
Esmeralda is hanged, and Quasimodo, in his grief and despair, pushes Frollo from the cathedral tower. The novel ends many years later, when two skeletons-that of a hunchback and that of a woman-are found embracing in Esmeralda's tomb.
Damn
Hugo didnt fuck around
Also, she was 14.
Yup. And in the book, Phoebus was an asshole who broke Esmeralda's heart and sold her out to Frollo. And she wasn't even a gypsy! She was a "proper white christian girl" raised by gypsies, and that was meant to be the tragedy, that the girl would die even though she wasn't even a member of the group she was being punished for being. And Quasimodo tried to force himself on her. That scene where he has her in his belfry? Yeah, that wasn't consensual in the book.
The story is nine kinds of fucked up. It's racist, sexist, and everybody dies in the end. 🤷♀️
Wobbles and Bean yikes....
“Anything that breaks the law is illegal!”
“That left arm is not a right arm”
“People die when they are killed”
“Lunchtime is for lunch”
“To kill the cyberdemon, shoot it until it dies”
"Every 60 seconds a minute passes"
"Hmmm, yes, this floor is made of floor"
"One who knows nothing, can understand nothing"
how could you forget
"is this a pigeon?"
not avaliable that’s the opposite of the point here
"oOoh this chicken rEAlly FLiEs"
I eat dinner at lunchtime
Boss: "We're ripping off Hunchback of Notre Dame!"
Writers: "But sir, that movie isn't out yet."
Boss: (Pulls out a VHS of Beauty and the Beast.)
Just use 50% of the plot on this VHS, 30% from this poster, and the rest can be whatever you think of on the crapper, also make sure it has some sort of flashback scene.
Ohhhhh
This is an old post, but you can't really rip off something that was never yours. Disney doesn't really DO original films, they're all folklore, Brothers Grimm or Fairy Tale retellings for kids.
@@Maniacman2030 That wasn't really the point. Almost all jokes fall apart under intense scrutiny; it's best to grain of salt it.
WHY DOES THE HUNCHBACK GO FROM LOOKING LIKE SHAGGY FROM SCOOBY DOO AND THEN TURN INTO ERIC FROM LITTLE MERMAID
WHAAAAAAAA!?
They wanted someone who uses 1% of his maximum power to get views my dude.
Quasimodo the shapeshifter
*sees a dvd with a bunch of hamsters on it*
“Ew, why is it sticky?”
*OH NO*
I call it
Cellulose
Uranium
Mebelum
C.U.M.
*NOOOOOO*
@@keyboardcorrector2340
*Y E S*
I get the feeling it wasn't sticky when Saber bought it
@@voltmaster5005 Canada, USA, Mexico
Saberspark: "A new animated series!"
Also Saberspark: *Never makes it again*
He inadvertently chose a cartoon so awful it basically broke him and turned him away from doing another installment of this.
_Saberspark: “Let’s review some bad movies-“_
_Films: S u c k s -_
_Saberspark: “... Time to break out the alcohol.”_
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Me: Saberspark I agree with you
Therapist: "What is the problem that you're facing?"
Me: "This" *shows the movie*
Therapist: "Ima go and get a noose i mean talk to the psychiatrist"
A few minutes later
Me: "Where's the therapist?"
Psychiatrist: "um..." *the therapist hung himself*
Me: "Ok so you got any anti depression pills or some way to make me less suicidal or something to erase the movie out of my head?"
Psychiatrist: "Here" *gives me a gun* "just in case if the gun won't work or you have no bullets." *gives pills so i could kill myself* "if the pills won't work so..." *gives noose* "only use one of these once and i'm sure it would work."
Wait...when she's in jail during that song number, she literally turned the window bars alive which gave her enough room to climb out said window.
I came here for this comment 😂😭 Its so confusing !!! Its like she actually waits... for the story to happen haha
@@mhynhuie588 Hah glad I wasn't the only one. I mean the whole movie is wtf, but that one thing kinda jumped out for me for some reason.
Could have been more interesting if she escaped. But who am I kidding, that would take longer to make. And result in an even longer 'movie'.
When she brings them to life, it looks like there are two layers of bars because one set was painted into the background layer but then another set were animated on top of them. And then, when it zooms out while she's singing, there are none. But I like to imagine it wasn't real anyway, and was instead the ergotism kicking in.
@@OtakuUnitedStudio Yeah I figure maybe she doesn't even have magic, she's just so fucking high on drugs that she's imagining all those inanimate objects are alive.
Spanish Gaston: “Everything against the law is illegal!”
Hm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor
And water is wet
no one makes redundant statements like gaston
jp100780 and wood is made out of wood
i use redundancies in all of my EXTRAPOLATING
When you fall you drop
Saber spark: “Disney lost the lawsuit”
Everyone: 👁-👁 U-U 👁-👁.....
Sorry but I not surprised.
Disney after: Guess I'll die.
If Disney won, this disaster wouldn’t exist
Disney sometimes forgets that public domain is a thing
The lawsuit was mostly about the covers of the movies. Golden films had a lawsuit before this one that involved their misleading covers and had to put their Golden films logo on the cover. When Disney sued again, they lost since the film was clearly marked as Golden films verison.
Are we just going to ignore the part where she makes her prison bars come to life for the music, thus turning the now open window into a possible route of escape from her cell yet decides to stand around and sing anyway?
These characters lack brain cells, it seems.
I was hoping someone would point this out 😂
Ikr
Lets not forget before the bars start dancing they are still there
Tbf, she’s probably in a high tower, but like...she couldn’t create a rope or ladder or something?....
"they call me a furry but they like the furry stuff" WE'VE BEEN CALLED OUT
*oh no*
Notice how nobody denies it, either.
Pls eat me
It's called deflection. He's blaming us for his fetish.
@@mauricemaceo7245 whoa now where going to vore... mabye we have gone to far...
I'll tell you what happened with this movie, its a rip off of Beauty and the Beast, but set to the Hunchback of Notre Dame. It explains Gaston, the talking instruments (like the talking dishes, etc) and why Quasimodo changes back to 'normal' at the end. They ripped two disney movies in one movie!
Goldenfilms also made Beauty and the beast. It's also pretty bad.
... That's actually pretty fucking impressive.
I'm not even mad, lol.
@R. V. Datmir Neither did well meaning grand parents lol 'oh that's that movie the kids are all crazy over' But its actually this.
Don't forget that they made the hunchback (original form) look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo, so it kind of rips that off as well.
That kinda explains why the knockoff Esmerelda is p damn white compared to the disney version
Saber: makes a new series
Also saber: doesnt touch it for months
This film was so bad it broke him. That’s why we never had another episode of this series. Because this killed it right then and there.
It’s been a year and he still hasn’t done another one
Still hasn’t
still hasn't
I made a comment a few months ago saying "where is Bargain Binge saber" or something like that and saber replied saying "Got one planned for January!"
Yeah bud.
You sure do.
“I proudly introduce my new series!”
Less than a minute later
“Why am I doing this? Who made me do this?
Anything for views man
Welcome to TH-cam
Why are we here.... Just to suffer
DO you think that... That god stays in heaven because he too was afraid of what he has created?
Saberspark: "I'm not a furry"
Also Saberspark: (holds ZhuZhuPets) "Why is it all sticky"
cmm07r
It must be covered in hot man bazoka juice
the next victims of the jar
Kane the anime king
Best line from AVGN ever
The chalice 😳
@@perakip PLEASE DON'T
Saberspark: Shoots himself and ends his misery
Also Saberspark: Nearly forgot about his sponsor so resurrects outta the blue defying logic without an explanation how he did that. Just like a badly animated story
By the power of the editors. Obviously...
So by the power of himself then?
Then cut back to him being dead again.
1:18 aye WOHLLY MOCKA, PLEASE STOP, SSTTOOPP WITH THE FURRY STUFF! WE ONLY WATCH YOUR CHANNEL FOR FUNNY BAD MOVIE REVIEWS AND INSIGHTFUL NORMAL MOVIE REVIEWS. I didn't rewrite the nuttiest nutcracker because you reviewed school girl Chica.
P.S.: WHY DO FURRYS EXIST!?!?!?!?!?!?!
P.S.2.: 2:05 YES, HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
P.S.3.: 5:04 THERE IT IS, SASKOOACH. GET IT!
P.S.4.: 25:17 Your gonna tell me Hell is cold? o.0
@@jjj9640 to answer the question about why Furries exist: Because some people like different things, Because some people hate humans and because fuck it YOLO
What bugged me was the scene in the jail cell where Melody magically removes the bars from the window and they all dance. Instead of, you know, escaping.
I saw that too and scrolled down to see if anyone commented on it XD
I just realized, for the story they pretty much attempted to copy beauty and the beast but with the hunchback of notre dame.
-Litterly copied the villain
-Talking objects
-Kiss that turns the ugly to handsome
Yeah, same with Melody, looks like they mashed Belle in her ball gown with Esmeralda. Why rip off one movie when You can rip off *two*.
“He’s so ugly he has bad posture and covers his face with his hair”
Me: so basically Quasimodo is an emo teenager?
He actually does just look like an emo teenager in this movie pft
Diva from Musical Hell said the same thing!
Now am just imagining quasimodo having emo hair and how it actually see in that it actual fit.
I guess I'm quasimodo
*oh no*
No one rips off films like Gaston,
Grows a pencil mustache like Gaston,
Is Spanish and French like Gaston,
Walks down the street playing Carmen like Gaston,
No one drives Saberspark mad like Gaston!
Ronin 6 this is far too underrated
@@thamyris8953 Thanks :D I'm glad you got some enjoyment out of it :)
Aww I love some comment wholesomeness 😊 ps. That comment was hilarious
Hunchback of Notre Dame (book) ends with Esmeralda being put to death for the murder of Captain Phoebus, who actually wasn't dead and who was attacked by Frollo, Quasimodo then proceeded to pick up Archdeacon Frollo and throw him off Notre Dame and exclaim "There is all I've ever loved." Quasimodo then crawls into Esmeralda's grave and lays with her corpse until he eventually dies of starvation, the book ends several years later where two skeletons are unearthed, one a very unusual looking skeleton with a hunchback embracing another skeleton, and when they're pulled apart they immediately crumple to dust.
Writer: “I know we want to get our Hunchback rip-off out before Disney’s version, but that means we can’t completely copy them!”
Producer: “Eh, just fill in the script with some Beauty and the Beast.”
We filled in the missing dino DNA with frog DNA...
I was thinking this exactly. Jean Claude is basically Gaston in a mustache, Melody is Belle in a yellow dress, and there are talking sentient objects who follow the heroine around. It could only be more obvious if 3 of the objects were a candelabra, a clock, and a teapot.
@@Larper64 : Also, Quasimodo goes from a "beast" form (hunchback) to a handsome form and end up marrying the Other Female Main Character.
@@pauljones3017
Also Jean Claude has a small toadying lackey.
This movie reminds me of the whole reason I disliked the ending of Hotel Transylvania 2. We love you dispite the fact your are not a vampire and you can live with monsters like your human father. What's that? You actually are a vampire? Well OK then, kinda defeats the moral of the story, but whatever.
I feel the same about a "Totally Spies" episode. Sam has found a grey hair, and during the episode she realises that it's okay to get grey hair, and that getting older is not something to be ashamed of. Then the episode ends with her finding out that her hair has just been splashed with paint, and she's very relieved.
Everybody laughs, episode ends. I don't even remember the villain, I just remember that even as a kid, I was put off by the hypocrisy.
Just waiting for your crossover intro wit Phelous. Kinda like the intro with JonTron and Nostalgia Critic.
I hate it because the fight scene is so cringy. Gee, it sure sucks I'm a weak human child and this vampire is gonna kill me. Oh wait, vampire powers activated! I can now somehow beat the shit out of this grown ass vampire with some karate moves because friendship or something! It's like it was written by an actual kid.
and beauty and the beast
@@khalidahmed4038 In that movie's case, Beast was supposed to become a human because he was one originally, and if the curse wasn't broken, he'd be a mindless predatory animal forever. And also, imagine if Belle married him while in beast form, Disney would be accused of promoting bestiality.
"Anything that breaks the law is against the law"
hmm yes the floor here is made of floor
_LAW IS LAW_
This car looks like a car to me- *AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A LARGE AUDIOMOBILE*
People die when they are killed.
“The enemy wouldn’t stop attacking not till they won” Actual 4kids dub
“People get stabbed when they get stabbed”
Sings in Disney: "Nobody else looks like the child of Captain Hook and Gaston" 5:25
No one has a mustache and bulging muscles, quite like the Captain Gaston (also in song form)
@@CzarToonz He’s know what’s against the the law is illegal (my what guy that Captain Gaston)!
Why they rip off this movie
Why did I try to sing that?
Saberspark: "I'm ugly."
Actually see Saberspark at the end of the video: O.O Boy why you lying?
+freymay
He looks like Daniel fucking Bruhl!
@@matthewmoran5297
Brühl*
Yeah he's kinda hot not gonna lie
RIGHT?
Cuz he lion
"my channel calls me a furry" he sounds like he feels so betrayed
Probably cus he is
Cloudinthehead 02 he cannot hide the truth from us no longer
We're the ones who watch the stuff.
_Face it, YOU ARE the furries._
@@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 As he said, "They call me a furry, but they like the furry stuff."
No furrry like a saberspark scorned.
Saberspark: “a cello with a cello stick”
Me who is a cellist: dies inside
I think that's supposed to be a viola, too.
me who is also a cellist: 👊😔
Well, of course it’s a viola- it’s a knockoff violin for a knockoff movie!
As a viola player a part of me died
Why dos that sound oddly sexual?
He didn't actually put the movie he was reviewing in the title, and he hasn't done one of these in over a year despite having plenty of options. We'd love to see more!
“I think a fifth grader could write a better story.”
*cries in elementary school composition notebooks*
PaxFloof TRUE DOE-
This movie is like a crazy fanfic.
Quazi: *becomes handsome for some reason*
Not Esmeralda: wow were getting married like right now!
Bootleg Esmeralda
@@denises9120 Bootleg Esmeralda that also kinda looks like Belle and Princess Daisy.
I guess you can't drop a hot potato. Lol
Can i say the n-word?
*if there's an anti-furry*
Wouldn't be the first time. Furry Noah's Ark has got to be somewhere in the darkest bowls of Deviant Art.
"My fans call me a furry but then they like the furry stuff"
Whoops, call-out 😂
Im
Im
Logan . PIGGY Sluder why did you comment twice
Caleb Donaldson it’s a glitch I think, it’s happened to me before
thezapgamer thank you that what happen
6:45 Not that it really matters, but while the setting of the opera "Carmen" is indeed in Spain, the composer of the opera, Bizet, was French. In fact, the opera itself is in French, depite the setting being in Spain.
Glad someone else addressed this :)
I was looking for this comment
Some people get pissed at Disney for not being “faithful” to the source material, but I’ll just throw this into their faces.
Really, I'm pissed off that in all child versions of Hunchback of Notre Dame, Quasimodo can hear and talk perfectly. Now I'm not just saying this because he was deaf-mute in the book, but (when it comes to neurology) it just doesn't make sense! 😫
Cotton Tail I heard that there is a version of the musical where there is sign language used, if it makes you feel any better.
@@TandaSandaBanda Yeah, good enough.
@@cottontail1039 I guess it's to make it easier for kids, but I get what you mean
Cotton Tail Dingo Pictures’ Hunchback of Notre Dame was kept Deaf and mute
There are three types of movies Saber likes to subject himself to:
-Furry movies
-Uncanny valley movies
-The Disney at home
Well he enjoys the furry movies
gggghhhhheeee *loves the furry movies
Apparently he enjoys the furry movies a little too much, if the state of that dvd case is any indication. Dude! Clean up when you’re done!
@@gamemasternintendoo Reminds me of that Lionmon skit from Digimon Abridged
You know, when the bars in the damn prison come to life and dance, and she DOES NOT use that time to escape...it’s bad!
Yes, it was the worst. She has actually magical powers but she doesn't use it.
"Man, I *could* escape, and go back to my Mom who must be very sad right now...but do I really wanna?"
@@vanroyal244 "Nah, I wanna be a dramatic bitch first"
THAT’S WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!! Why tf did she just not full on yeet herself out the window?!?!? How stupid are these people?!?!?!?!??
Saber: “and the cello.... stick...?
Me, a cellist: **screams in orchestra**
I’m a violin player but
*ITS NOT A STICK ITS A BOW >:(*
Violist here. Likewise
S T I C K
@@queenblister7845 *reading that comment, realise that in French, it is called "Archet" and that looking in that word it literally mean "small bow"*.
*Mind blown!*
"I Should review more Furry characters "
- Saberspark
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
suprisingly this one isn't
Furry is love, furry is life
He's not wrong...
is he?
Computers4Ever1994, dude felidae is fucking traumatizing!
"Who wants to watch Zhuzhu pets: quest for zhu?!?"
5 year old me: *proceed to watch the shit out of that movie for a whole year*
Delanie Kalwasinski I also watched that movie so many times and I remember that the snake lady scared the shit out of me
Im so sorry
Delanie Kalwasinski (._. )
I didn't know about the movie but the toys were shit
@@ilikebutter1969 I think you mean that the toys were THE shit. They were super popular at my school. I think I owned about six of them.
I love how Quasimodo's hair even morphs into a new hairstyle when he moves his hands away from his face.
They probably didn't even know that The Hunchback of Notre Dame was a book in the first place considering how practically nothing from the book appears in this movie.
"Anything that breaks the law is against the law."
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes.
Spanish Gaston is officially the lovechild of Captain Hook and Gaston who decided to live in Mexico
Ahh yes, my fanfic finally came true
@@o_o5210 Oh my God 😂
Ah yes
chale
Uh, you mean Spain?
"who wants to watch zhu zhu pets: quest for zhu?"
9-year-old me: i do
☺️ Awwww
Zhu Zhu Pets were a massive part of my life when I was like.... 5-9 years old or so. I would have loved to watch a movie about them
@@exist4046 i never saw the movie, but I loved Zhu Zhus as a kid. I had one of those tunnel things that I put my Zhu Zhu pets in. Which lead to me owning three guinea pigs (not all at once) which was super fun
i loved that movie when i was really little :)
i still wanna
saberspark: dies in the inside
38K people: intresting
* doesn't like the video or leave a comment *
interesting*
"Anything against the law is illegal."
- John-hook-Gaston-frollo
20:38 Esmerelda is hanged while Frollo watches from the cathedral. He laughs and Quasimodo witnesses it, and pushes him off the building. He finds Esmerelda's body in a mass grave and cuddles up beside it, and later, some people find a deformed skeleton locked in with a perfect one. When they pull the skeletons apart, the deformed skeleton crumbles.
Meanwhile, Phoebus, who just wanted to hit it and quit it, winds up in an unhappy marriage.
And Pierre of course saved Djali but not Esmeralda.
All that happened when Quasi became "handsome" is he moved his hair out from in front of his eye and got a better jawline 😭🤣🤣 Golden Films is wildin I can't breathe
He literally got The Chad™️ jawline 😂😂
He literally became prince Eric from the little mermaid.
@@blueghost4769 the traid (sorry spellings go bbbbbrrrrrrrr) mark 🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying!
At this point, I can't tell if Saber is a closeted furry, not a furry, ironically a closeted furry, post-ironically a closeted furry, or post-ironically a closeted not-furry.
or post-post-ironically a closeted furry-maybe-not-probably.
YOOOOO WAS THAT A FACE REVEAL NOT IN A FURSUIT
Yes.
I think he's coming to the realization that his subscribers are probably furries and just pandering to them.
He's a brony
Ur profile picture actually Rick rolled me whyyyyy?
He's shockingly attractive
Carmen takes place in Spain but is sung in French so it is just as confusing as the character of Jean-Claude, and fits perfectly for him
Imagine if Professor X who has been disabled just suddenly stands up and starts walking again for no reason
I believe that's called Xmen Apocalypse. With a special cameo from Xmen Dark Phoenix
He would probably do this as well. 16:50
Imagine if Luke Skywalker just grew his hand back and everyone just thought that was normal
@@karateparty100 again, 16:50
Pink Hero well, in the original trilogy, his prosthetic robot hand was made to look like his real hand, so he really didn’t need to have a robotic looking hand in the sequels.
Bruh, ripoff Quasimodo looks like shaggy with scoliosis.
Nah he looks like a buff shaggy
@@lcameeno1 *It's hard to argue with your assessment.*
@@lcameeno1 buff emo shaggy
Zoinks
@@lcameeno1 Isn't that his regular state?
*"This all happens within TEN MINUTES"*
That hit me like the realisation that Romeo and Julie get married after a day, I had to re-watcg to make sure I heard right
Three, but yeah. Some people act like it's a beautiful romance story, so much so their names are shorthand for romantic couples. But it's actually a 13 year old girl and a 17 year old boy meeting, banging, faking their deaths, and dying in half a week.
Romeo and Juliette is a tragedy tho. People act like it's some highly romantic tale and it's actually a cautionary tale....that ends in tragedy.
@@TheDawnofVanlife While you're right for calling it a tragedy, it isn't simply because they died. In literary terms, a tragedy refers to a story where the main character(s) don't get what they want in the end. But yeah, their story is not one that I would want to emulate.
@@OtakuUnitedStudio Nope, the whole story happens over three days, the first day they meet at the party and then later is the balcony scene. Pretty much everything happens on the second day, they get married, then Romeo kills Tybalt and is banished and it is that evening that Juliet fakes her death. Then their whole dramatic double death scene happens overnight and they are found the next morning.
As for it being a tragedy, yeah, I'm very passionate about the fact that there is nothing romantic about Romeo a d Juliet
@@kimanirobinson790 Romeo and Julliette is literally and by literary terms one of Shakespeare's Tragedys. "Tragedy, branch of drama that treats in a serious and dignified style the sorrowful or terrible events encountered or caused by a heroic individual." The prologue of Romeo and Julliete intentionally sets up the parameters of it being in a Tragedy. And the play is as much about the pointless fued of the Montagues and Capuletes as it is about Romeo and Juliette getting together. In fact, the death serves as a lesson to the families in the end. So in the end it's actually more about the consequences to the families. The secret marriage and eventual death (which is not what either Juliette or Romeo really wanted) was the result of the family strife.
Legend has it that we'll be waiting for the next bargain binge until we die
Must've been so damaged by this movie that he legitimately abandoned the series
"Anything that breaks the law, is against the law"
This says a lot about society
Junkey McKrat *dies to truth bomb*
Hmm, yes. This floor here is made of floor.
Anything that kills people kills people so they are dead and they are dead when they are killed.
We live in one.
"Why is the cover sticky"? You ZhuZhu furry man.
I scrolled down to comment section just to see if someone commented on that.
Found my answer.
Apple juice spilled on it? It happens.
@@healerofthewaters6508 it was actually in the trash
Am I the only one who watched and loved the Quest of ZhuZhu
wait a minute
Him: a new series
Me: *seizure intensifies*
O no call p o l i c e
They’ve got a pill for that
I think that’s the real cause of corona-virus
2:29 I mean if there's one thing Disney doesn't need it's more control. Anytime Disney loses a court case is a win in my book
"Anything that breaks the law, is against the law" Damn, that's deep
*BREAKING THE LAW!*
*BREAKING THE LAW!*
"YOU BETRAYED THE LAW!"
"LAW!!!"
"The Badly-Postured Handsome Man of Notre Dame"
This movie can be explained thusly:
They paid to animate certain sequences according to a strict budget. The animators sent back the sequences. Then the production studio cut together a movie based on the animation.
In essence, what they did was cut together a movie from a bunch of disparate sequences. Like if you made a movie by placing different ten second clips from TH-cam on a Windows Movie Maker timeline.
It's cheaper and faster, with almost no effort needed to plan things. You could probably knock out a movie like this in four months, which was perfect to capitalize on the long time between theatre and home video releases during the '90s. Remember, Hunchback was supposed to come out in November of 1995. Instead it got delayed and had seven months between the June 1996 theatre release and the January 1997 VHS release. Meanwhile Golden Films' version of Hunchback came out in April of 1996, which would've been right in that window where people would've mistaken it as the Disney version, as the Disney VHS wouldn't have released until June or July of 1996.
You can see this even more with their Tarzan, Hercules, Aladdin, and Anastasia cash-ins, which all released two to three months before the Disney and Fox versions got VHS releases
@ cheap shot.
Thats how they make minions
What about Princess Castle? In fact it was owned by Golden Films.
I love this series, there should definately be more bargain binges in the future
It's a movie that mixes Hunch back and Beauty and the Beast. The girl looks close to Bell and we have discount Gaston. Also hunchback changing into a handsome boi is kinda like the Beast changing back into a human prince.
And the talking objects.
@@cintronproductions9430 That too!
The "Belles" of Notre Dame? The hunk of Notre Dame? Hahahaha.
It is not A Disney rip off if you rip off TWO Disney movies
@@Noperare That makes so little sense... It must be exactly what they were thinking. You, sir, are brilliant.
In the beginning I saw a familiar DVD... THE QUEST FOR ZHU WAS MY CHILDHOOD, I USED TO LOVE THAT MOVIE FOR SOME REASON!
FUN FACT: There's a sequel to it that is lost media, it was about the spinoff counterpart "Kung Zhus." I don't see ANYONE talking about that. Apparently it illegally aired in a foreign country and that somehow cancelled its release? I'm not too sure about the details but it's really interesting!
Wait really? I MUST INVESTIGATE!
When a movie from 2011 is already considered someones childhood... God I feel old...
THAT MOVIE WAS MY CHILDHOOD!! I remember staying up at 3 am just watching it over and over again
@@JackOfen i relate so hard to this. but we age like fine wine dude.
Same! I even had the ds game for it. I don't know why I loved zhu zhu pets so much.
It’s literally “we have Disney movies at home”
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sanzhilavanza nabila YES! YES! YES! YES!
@Aaron Landry Y E S!!!!
there are too many jojo references down there..
Disney movies at home:
16:46 Her hand was glitching lmao. It’s like they wanted her hand to reach out to his shoulder at a certain point but changed their minds, and they didn’t bother leaving it out of the movie 🤷♀️.
The ending of the book can be summarized with two words:
"Everybody dies!"
So....Hamlet
Thuran Just like real life!
Did you say ... Most of Shakespeare?
The movie was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
@@SlowForest There once was a Commander Shepherd who was so ugly that everyone died.
Saw that on a vid showing the worst ending to ME2.
"Anything that breaks the law is against the law."
*[Judas Priest intensifies]*
That was me watching the video for the first time ever, thank you!!
Hmmmm yes, I see. The floor is indeed made of floor.
They robbed a bank with heavy metal! How do you do that?!
Ah yes, water is moist, ice cream is cold and guac is extra
Wow!!! And the sun is warm!
“Who wants to watch Zhu-Zhu Pets: the Quest for Zhu!?”
+flashbacks to when that was literally the only movie I would watch as a kid+
That movie was great when I was like 9.
@@Tellysayhi I loved that movie when I was like 8
I’m dreading the day he talks trash about my childhood
I had the toys
@@leamonshleamon7806 same. I was a fan of those toys
10:28 this movie is so bad it doesn’t deserve Kingdom Hearts music.
Omg
Especially from KHII. Especially Sanctuary.
John Claude "Doing anything illegal is against the law!"
No one "Oh... How was i suppose to know that?"
"I am the law!"
"Doing anything against the law is illegal."
Well, yeah that is generally the definition of illegal.
It's only illegal If you're caught
"Wait, that's illegal." Monty Python
The whole "Quasi turning handsome" thing seems like an odd literary trope. I remember that one story in The Canterbury Tales where the guy has to marry an old ugly lady, hates her at first, but eventually comes to accept her as she is. And THEN she becomes hot and young afterwards.
Gintama had a kind of fun twist/parody on it just to show how stupid and shallow that trope is..!
Seems like she accepted him AFTER he changed.
WTF?
I mean, isn't it the whole plot of The Beauty and The Beast?
@@Dreadjaws that story is its own... Beast... Why does the girl have to be beautiful? If looks doesn't matter why is it so important to the story that she's beautiful??
"There will never be another Bargain Binge"
Well
I was NOT expecting to see ZhuZhu at the beginning and as someone who worked for that dumpster fire of a company (long after the movie was made, but still) I nearly threw up laughing. Please please PLEASE review it. It would give me so much life.
You worked at ZhuZhu?
We need stories.
@@Hybris51129 yes, we need lore
I'm here for ZhuZhu lore. Do tell!
I used to love the toys 😔😔
Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that “Melody” slapped the living tambourine with a face against her a** at 15:45?
Dark Side a tambourine got more ass then me.
ThiccDuck o o f
Bruh :v
Dark Side fan service
Right! So weird. I was thinking that too. I even think the face was disturbed on the living thing
Saber: *calls himself ugly*
Everyone: That is not correct
QueenKaito His face honestly looks so kind, like ugly wouldn’t even go near it
he is
the most beautiful being
I was coming down to the comments to say just that: he ain't ugly. He's actually really cute.
_becauseaccordingtotheencyclopediaofrgyfhhfsdfhytdfhgdfgn_
His cartoon is uglier than him.
Saber: says this will be new series
“Posted 1 year ago”
Actually it's even funnier when you notice they ripped off *"The Beauty and The Beast"* more than they did to *"Hunchback of Notre Dame"*.
From the villain looking like Gaston, to the side characters being living objects, to the ending where the ugly character becomes handsome at the end and marries the main character. xD
Beauty and the Beast has inspired a lot of animated rip-offs.
I was gonna say the same thing the female and jean clause characters look like belle and Gaston and her accordion reminds me of cogsworth
They just wanted to cash in on Notre dame while giving us a beauty and the beast movie instead.
To be fair, both movies take place in France.
The character even kind of looks like Belle
Golden Entertainment: So what will be our next "adaptation?" Beauty and the Beast, or The Hunchback of Notre Dame?
Diane: Yes
John then kidnaps Melody's mom
*Shows him throwing the rope on the donkey*
Oh my God the Zhu Zhu Pets movie took me back I almost thought it wasn’t real but all I had to do was watch this video, God my 2010’s childhood was a art piece fever dream..
Saberspark: *Has a mental breakdown after watching his first Golden Films movie*
Phelous: First time?
Sanes undberael
Rerez: Weak!
Saberspark has fallen into the golden film rabbit hole. He's completely useless now.
The same thing happens when Saber tries to watch Dingo movies
Book ending, in case you want to know: Esmeralda dies at the gallows, Quasimodo digs up her grave and the lies down next to her until he passes away as well.
Wasn't he blind and deaf?
@@TeruteruBozusama He was half blind and deaf. The deaf thing was from the bells
@@anastaff9810 TT__TT
No one is talking about the total Uno Reverse card he pulled on us and essentially called us furries.
God, I love this man.
Yea people are talking about that though
I'm a furry tho... OwO
Ahhh good ol Golden films. They were the plague in the 90s-2000s. I actually remember my 2nd grade teacher put on their version of The Prince and The Pauper. I got checked out for a doctor's appointment halfway and I'm still grateful to this day. (And for some reason living inanimate objects were a reoccurring theme in their movies. They serve no purpose but.... here they are. )
comments - "SABERS A FURRY !"
also comments - " Um why haven't you reviewed (insert movie with anthro characters here) "
yeah sure "sabers" the furry .
Nizumifangs ikr
Shush
Correction: Sabers is _also_ a Furry.
Don't forget he's a Brony (emeritus?) too.
Remember the good old times, when he and Black Gryph0n went out into the woods and shotgunned panda plushies?
...
It makes sense in context.
We just want him to be like us.
Your forgetting his twitter
"My channel calls me a furry, but they like the furry stuff."
Wait no, you can turn this on us.
Me: “Hey Mom, can we get the Hunchback of Notre Dame?”
Mom: “We have the Hunchback of Notre Dame at home.”
*The Hunchback of Notre Dame at home:*