MHTV SOCIAL DISTANCING SPECIAL: Golden Film's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"
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- For your continued battle against cabin fever, we return to the Golden Films mockbuster stable for this look at a true social distancing king! Revisit the timeless tale of Quasimodo, and his love for the beautiful Es--er, Melody? Is that right, Melody? Anyway, he fights to protect her...and her talking instruments...from some Gaston knockoff? Um, okay, I guess that's what we're going with here.
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“If they’re all Gypsies, why are they white?”
“Oh my god, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white!”
I think it’s kind of complicated question if Romani are white or not. Not that it matters if you are white or not but Romani aren’t darker skinned usually, similar to how Jews aren’t darker skinned even if they are seen as their own people group.
Better question. Why are they making stereotypical spanish music?
pink_ io.n bc Spanish is also seen as exotic but still European and researching Romani music would’ve been, like, effort
@@A_swarm_of_bees Well, flamenco at least has roots in Romani music. Not sure about other Spanish music
Wasn't Esmeralda in the book born French and was kidnapped by the gypsies as a baby? Because I guess that would give this movie's version a pass for her being white (but not for the rest of them). I sincerely doubt anyone on this project even skimmed the source material, though.
I immediately skipped to the “Quasimodo was handsome the whole time” scene just to see your reaction and I was not disappointed!
"But a silver coin is worth its weight in gold!"
That is...DEMONSTRABLY not how that works.
Golden films! Masters of mixed metaphors.
That line made Archimedes throw a tantrum in his bathub...
@@POLE7645 simile. I don't think it's originally a metaphor even if it's used like one.
Weren't you going to review this film back in 2011, TheHeroOfTomorrow?
Numismaticians everywhere are slapping their foreheads.
Quasimodo becoming handsome by brushing the hair out of his eyes and standing up straight is the Disney knock-off cartoon equivalent of when an "ugly" female character takes her hair down and stops wearing glasses and turns beautiful.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but this sad excuse for an opening song just made the beginning of Hunchback II look like frickin’ Les Mis!
How
@Joseph Misinec
Because it's so bad in comparison, I mean what other "how" could you possibly imagine?
Oh that hurts. You are right, but this truth hurts.
they look more german than french wtf
How fucking deep does the hunchback of notre dame mockbuster circle go? Is there an even worse mockbuster based on the dingo pictures one out there somewhere? How many hunchback knockoffs even are there???
As if the fact that Quasimodo turns handsome at the end wasn't bad enough, this isn't even the only adaptation where that happens.
@Amphibious 17 Indeed it does, but that doesn't stop people from doing it.
You too had to suffer the horrors of Mondo World. Right?
What other adaptations do it?
AND it's not the only Victor Hugo story to get that ridiculous, insulting ending. In the 1960s, there was an Italian movie version of Hugo's "The Man Who Laughs" and, among the many horrendous changes they made to the plot, they had the disfigured character receive an operation at the end that rendered him perfectly handsome. But wait, there's more! They also had his girlfriend, who was born blind, magically gain her sight. Does it change their relationship? No, because they were already a happy couple before. Does it serve the ableist notion that you can only be "really happy" if you're conventionally attractive and/or have all your senses? Yes. And does it completely piss on Hugo's intentions in his original novel? Yes, it fucking does.
@@reginabeach58 As POLE7645 pointed out, the Mondo TV adaptation does it. Though it's transformation is a lot more blatantly with ripping off Beauty And The Beast, which is at least a little more impressive than Quasimodo just brushing his hair out of his eyes and standing up straight.
Okay, but like, why is no one commenting on the fact that not Gaston literally says “Le yeehaw” when roping the donkey?
It's like a bad joke from an old Pepe Le Pew cartoon...except there you expect it to be silly and stereotypical!
I really tried to ignore that to save my sanity.
@Cartoon Critique You forgot that Pepe also gets to be a creep and sexually harass females and kiss them when they clearly don’t want. it and gets away with it!
It was so stupid we didn't wanna dignify it with a response.
(In all seriousness, that was one point that was actually so dumb that it circled back and somehow managed to become funny to me XD)
Is it wrong that I find that hilarious?
No one is going to complain about the gargoyles again after watching this.
The gargoyles are ray of sunshine compared to these damn bats and annoying talking instruments. At least the gargoyles were actually entertaining...somewhat.
I will forever complain about the garguy/gargoyle wordplay but beyond that eh. There’s worse out there.
@@cartooncritique6625 That's what I thought. At least Disney used the gargoyles a bit sparingly in comparison to comic reliefs like Mushu or Timon and Pumbaa, for example.
IM LOSING TO A BIRD
The gargoyles are funnier in comparison! Even tolerable in Hunchback 2 compared to this - I can't believe I said that!
When you look at how the Disney one opens up with the bells of Notre Dame, there's just no comparison
Gaston Frollo: doing anything against the law is illegal
Me: well at least one thing where this mov.... I mean thing is right
No one upholds the law like Gaston Frollo!
Even if that one thing was "water is wet" levels of obvious.
Disney's movie opening: chilling orchestral music majestically floating through pairs.
Cheap knock-off: One third of the rice crispy guys singing songs rejected by Barney.
This hurts. Please tell me you had alcohol on standby.
taubie this is why Golden Films should be banned.
@@vernspo6482 Perhaps they realized there's a big Disney movie and they make an inferior product. It's like if I run a stand selling Amiibo cards of the Animal Crossing characters and there's this other guy with another stand claiming to also sell Amiibo cards... But they're just index cards with the characters scribbled senselessly onto them and the NFC tag doesn't even work.
It's Golden Film's What do you Expect, Class.
Moonbeam 87 Showing /some/ level of class and a bit of effort would be nice, yes. A sliver of it.
@@WaywardAce420, Yea Sorry to Be the Bearer of Bad News But Every Golden Films Flick I've Seen is Just as Bad, Great for Making Fun of, What did You Think of My Toilet Seat Remark, it's why she Liked the Hunchback Better, Because She found out He was the 1 that Put it Down. Girls Like Guys that Put Down the Toilet Seat.
Even when it's mediocre (especialy when you look at the competition), these films still require like ... a lot of work. Must be a bit depressing to work on such low-quality/budget projects...
I would say it is downright soul-crushing!
That's assuming the people who worked on this actually cared about what they were making. 9 times out of 10, these kinds of movies are made just to profit by cashing in on whatever Disney was doing at the time.
You do realize these studios don’t actually care about the source material being adapted right?? They literally make cheap knock offs of whatever Disney was making at the time to trick people into buying these mockbusters instead.
I can't tell you how excited I got. I legit shouted to my boyfriend "ooooh guess what musical hell is reveiwing" this channel deserves more attention tbh
"YES, NOW THAT I'M *CONFIRMED* HANDSOME, MY LOOKS DON'T MATTER ANYMORE!"
I'm sorry, I had to bring up that bit from Phelous.
I love these snarky commentaries you do of these opposition-awful mockbusters.
4:41 Why are thoose people speaking spanish and why is Evil dude calling fake Esmeralda "bella", an italian word? Why are they talking in different European languages except FRENCH in FRANCE?!
Are you expecting these people to put in the *effort* to get it correct?
Well, at least they say "oui oui" in the opening music and the tiny pink-clad guy calls Jean Claude "monsieur".
And why do some of the instruments have Spanish or Italian accents?
@@butterflylatte3079 as far as I heard the accordion is supposed to be german so idk what they were doing. They probably consumed some truly unique drugs while making this dumpster fire of a movie
frol-gaston said "le yeehaw", all is forgiven
Who decided to create a crossover of Beauty and The Beast: Belle’s Magical World and Hunchback of Notre Dame 2?
At least Quasimodo didn't magically turn handsome at the end of Hunchback 2!
@@phoebevaughan5095nah, Quasi has that cursed image, “handsome Quasi”
@@kristinahuchison2511 true but at least they didn't go actually transform him handsome.
This is the kind of movie that makes me wish for the original ending... especialy the part Quasimodo starves to death because he refuses to leave Esmeralda's grave...
Reminder: This is not - I repeat, NOT - a bad dub of a foreign movie, with translation errors and scenes where the voice actors had to ad-lib lines to make the animation match up. Every line was originally and intentionally written that way.
13:28 Did this MF'er just say "L'yeehaw"
Yes. Yes he did. *headdesk*
We should apologize to the Secret of the Hunchback. At least it had decent animation, it was a little faithful to the source material, the characters were likable, and Quasimodo sprouting angel wings was less stupid than Handsome-Modo. If you wanna watch a Hunchback adaptation that’s not the Disney one, watch Secret of the Hunchback
The Secret Of The Hunchback and The Secret Of Anastasia are still cheap mockbusters, but they at least put effort and a little bit of care into it. They're far from perfect, but they're still quite charming and not nearly as insulting or cynical as Golden Films.
At least it's not Dingo.
@@wstine79 Nope. That's the one time where the Dingo Pictures movie is an improvement.
@@wstine79 YOU IS THE POPE OF FOOLS!
Connor Plisga ironically at least in secret of the hunchback, it sticks to its message better. Quasimodo being an angel yet still being ugly means that people really shouldn't had judged him by his cover. Here? All he had to do was brush his hair and stand up straight to become knockoff prince Eric and he wouldn't have had the problems he had. God this movie was insultingly stupid and poor Victor Hugo is spinning forever in his grave.
PARTY’S OVER, PHELOUS!
HEEEEEEEEEE
Phelous: "D-did he just say my fucking name?! What the fuck is going on here?!?!"
Dreigonix 5:41
I felt so sorry for Phelous, when he had to watch this.
It wasn't sorry enough.
@@fermintenava5911 Well what do you expect when his name is extremely similar to the word "fellas"? I feel that the actor putted too much emphasis on "Fell" in "fellas" that it ends up sounded like "Fail", which is why Phelous though he heard his name.
*I raise my hand* Ummmm...I have several questions regarding the instruments in this movie. 1. Does the tambourine get a concussion every time Melody plays it? 2. Do the castanets regret that their jaws have to snap together each time they move? 3. What part of that concertina is getting squeezed?
its best not to ask questions
And why was her name changed to Melody? Did they really think the kids wouldn't be able to say "Esmeralda"?
Alicia Nyblade My guess as to the name change is “something something music.”
It's just a lame pun from a lame movie.
@@andrewollmann304I mean, several adaptations called the story Esmerelda because she was the most popular character. Quasimodo isn’t really the main character in the original novel and doesn’t really have that much until he encounters her
the sidekick who keeps eating is literally the character design of human cogsworth
I was thinking the same thing when I saw the Phelous review.
That was the calmest kidnapping I've ever seen. I hate how the songs sound so out of place - time period wise, and so...peppy! Melody feels like a knock-off Pauline from Super Mario Odyssey. The reused animation was made a third of the movie. "I do love you, Melody..." I /hope/ so, you just got married!
"Oui, oui"
"No thank you, I went before we left."😂😂🤣
Basically what the musical instruments bring to this thing is...complaining about stairs and "walking". They rather should have cut corners by don't hire voice actors for these freaks of nature
Oh, this is the one where Quasimodo is handsome? I never would've guessed you are going to tackle this one. To quote another evil overlord - "A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one."
You see the moral is he was always handsome, physically.
damn that's deep
And that's what _really_ matters after all, isn't it? Really makes you think...
AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
For some reason I assumed the pink clothed kid was a Christmas elf for some reason
Actually him beeing an elf woul make sense since he is an adult xD
I thought it was one of the Keebler elves
well he does look like Crackle...from Snap,Crackle and Pop......
She can make the bars go away for a musical number but not to escape!?
I think her cell was in a fifty foot tower. Which just makes her unwillingness to escape more unbearable.
@@CJCroen1393 but it would have ended the movie early and save us from the torture of watching this garbage!
@@ajajempizzazz593 Agreed.
"A silver coin is worth its weight in gold"
But... but it's... it's silv-- did they make that line stupid on purpose? I can't tell with this movie
4:47 "Wait this is our title character? Excuse me? Movie, I demand to speak to your manager!"
Get in line, behind Victor Hugo's enraged ghost.
To quote another version of hunchback: "It should die in a great big fiyaaah- e."
You is the Pope of Fools!
Most of the Hunchback of Notre Dame adaptations are soooooooooooooooo stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid
Brain.....does not compute.....
Instruments won't shut up, discount Esmeralda not using her magic (or annoying instruments) to defend herself, Quasimodo being a background character, those damn bats, Gaston wannabe.....everything in this "thing" is awful.
"Shit, we need to make a cheap knock off of the newest Disney film, but nobody in the studio has read Hunchback before"
lol seriously. I mean, Disney films are VERY loosely based on old stories and sometimes I wonder if the writers were very familiar with the source material. But at least care is taken to make a good story (and in some cases the changes are necessary to make a better flow, more likeable characters etc).
In contrast to these knockoffs that don’t care about telling their own version of these stories, and only want to cash in on Disney films. And tbh Disney doesn’t always do a good job with the morals in their films but good lord THIS movie is just insulting!
Has there ever been a faithful adaptation of this story? And by “faithful”, I mean “everybody dies except the Jerk Chad and the guy who married the goat”.
Lew Archer 1949 that is the best summary the book's ending I've ever seen. Gringoire had strange priorities.
There was the Burbank animated version which was fairly faithful. Still had a happy end, but most of the key points are there.
Strangely, the Dingo Pictures version keeps a LOT of the weird and depressing stuff, like Quasimodo starving to death, Esmerelda being kidnapped as a child, and so on. Esmerelda and Pierre live and just leave Quasi to rot though, that's different.
This Disney stage show that ran a few years ago added a lot more elements from the book, including the dark ending where our main trio dies.
Surprisingly...the first episode of the Mondo World's version is really faithful.
... AND THEN EPISODE 2 HAPPENS.
This is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2" turned up to eleven.
Yeah, Handsome Quasimodo make the Gem-incrusted bell a subtile and clever metaphor by comparison
@@alionfish5 Whew! As if "Hunchback 2" wasn't bad enough!
I miss the Jason Alexander Gargoyle in Disney's HoND! There I said it!
Brandy Loutherback
I’M LOSING TO A BIRD!
Brandy Loutherback *I’m losin’ to a bIRD*
He's a treat compared to the damn bats and instruments in this movie!
Ya' pushin' me, Quasimodo!!
The gargoyles were fine because Disney used them _sparingly._ Disney knew the _Hunchback Of Notre Dame_ story was dark and dramatic throughout it, so they had to keep it serious and a touch bittersweet at its core, but they knew that if they didn't have that dash of levity and catchy songs and slight fairy-tale happy ending, they'd alienate audiences who were used to and (may have preferred) the more lighthearted/ straightforward fairy-tale ending movies Disney was known for. For the most part, the Disney adaptation was (imo) an _almost perfect balance_ between the typical feel-good musical and lovable underdog/ugly duckling stories Disney is known and loved for and the bittersweet and tragic story chock-full of social commentary on religious hypocrisy of Victor Hugo's novel.
I can't be the only one who thinks the song "I hear a Bell" sounds like it could be a knock-off of a Christmas love song.
Is it me or Melody looks like that woman from Grandma got Run over by a Reindeer?
Igorowan She does
Cousin Mel(ody)
29:39 What the!? She literally used her magic to make the bars and bricks DANCE! Why doesn't she use her magic to escape! USELESS, CHARACTER, EVER!
Earth has a new eccentricity in its orbit...Victor Hugo is spinning in his grave.
I’m surprised that this wasn’t enough to cause him to claw his way out his grave, and seek revenge against the writers of this!…
Really? No mention of the second moon?
Is it as fast as Dr. Seuss turning in his grave?
“But don’t ask what you’re eating, cuz it’s Paris mon ami!”
Nothing is going to make me question what I am eating more than if you tell me not to question it.
Just a little reminder which roles "frollo" played in animated mockbusters
- Son of Baron and half brother of Quasimodo (in this one)
- Sheriff who tries to steal the money from the church(secret of the hunchback)
- actually his original roll as archdeacon (the OTHER one by good times animation)
- A Lord who hangs around with the king and has the "mark of evil" on his hand plus Quasimodos Guardian....for some reason (Burbanks)
- At the start archdeacon and after Quasimodo grew up Abe (hope I pronounced that right - Dingo Pictures)
Burbanks actually made animated hunchback knockoffs two times but I dont know which role he played in the first version since I just go by the ones I saw so far in reviews
Frollo is still the Archdeacon in the first Burbank adaptation. Though he's also some kind of weird mad scientist/alchemist who makes potions in a secret lab.
He was some kind of Sorcerer in the animated Series. Bald Head, red Eyes, pointy Ears, and flew around on a giant Gargoyle.
The whole Thing was so ridiculous it was actually kinda fun. :)
have u heard of the dark romace game
AaaaaaAccccctualllllllllly, it's pronounced Abbé
I remember reading a magazine article around Disney's HoND release about the Golden Film versions. I definitely remember them talking about the character "Melody" in it.
That cat looks sort of like the title character from Oliver and Company.
I'd say he looks more like a color-swapped Figaro from Disney's "Pinocchio". I also love how the cat is only in that scene and is never seen again.
I remember when Phelous reviewed this film a couple years ago.
I remember when the Gaston Frollo rip-off said “The Party’s Over Fella’s”, but the way he said it sounded like he said his name.
& the Handsome Hunchback twist was such a kick in the balls to the original author.
1:43 she has red teeth thats terrifying
I...I...
I feel like I should really apologize to The Secret of the Hunchback after watching this.
YES!! Quasimodo sprouting wings was nowhere near as stupid as this.
At least Secret of the Hunchback knows that Quasi is meant to be ugly.
Don't cross how "ugly" he truly Is or else he'll beat you like like a real handsome stud monster!! XD
The people who complained about Disney's version really need to see this.
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1:45 She was supposed to have teeth. Look at her mouth. They colored her teeth red.
I think I’m gonna go for a hike.
4:59
Make way for le grand fromage
MAKE WAY FOR LE GRAND FROMAGE
IT LITTERALY MEANS MAKE WAY FOR THE BIG CHEESE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THOSE WRITERS WHAT DID MY COUNTRY DO TO THEM ;-;
Well, people sometimes call Big Cheese to people that have high ranking. But, I've never heard of someone with high ranking calling themselves that.
When I first saw this movie... I thought "Put me out of my misery"...
Seeing clips... "Help me..."
Victor Hugo would love the Disney version despite all the changes and liberties it took with his novel, at least compared with this. THIS would make him turn in his grave. It makes Disney’s sequel “The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2” look like a masterpiece in comparison. At least in that version Handsome!Quasimodo was just in his imagination! I’m guessing the bats are stand-ins for the gargoyles from the Disney version? Why am I seeing an 18th century guy in what’s supposed to be the 15th century?
NGL I’m honestly surprised this movie didn’t have animated gargoyles, considering one of the other mockbusters does include them. The bats make the original gargoyles true guardian angels in comparison
Phelous: (sips tea) first time?
12:45 omg the bats are in the daytime demention
(before watching) "This is an unholy demon. I'm sending it back to hell where it belongs."
He's weird
He's a weirdo
Ever see him without his bangs.
21:40
The sad thing is that _might actually be_ Mario’s voice, Charles Martinet. He wrote the script Golden Films’ Anastasia.
He should've stuck to rescuing princesses in other castles.
I think Charles Martinet did a whole bunch of voices for Golden Films around this time. Don't know if he needed the work or someone asked him a favor.
Literally these bats in a nutshell:
(Bats say something, sees something, or hears something)
Bats: 😂😂😂😂😂
Bat: Bat pun.
Bats: 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“And look how grotesque he is! Man! Did they ever not try in the SLIGHTEST with this?!”
Had to bring this Phelous quote up lol
I look like an American football player and it hasn't been invented yet! I'm Horrifying!
Golden Film's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame":
Somehow stupider that the one where Quasimodo turned out to be an angel.
you know Quasimodo in this version doesn’t really look like he has a deformity, he just has a bad posture and a bad haircut, but he’s really round shouldered so his back really expanded, and it makes him curl. But the hump in my observation start developing as he got older. Not do a birth defect.
Since everyone thinks quasi is a monster because he slouches and has hair in his face (including himself), maybe the moral is less "beauty is on the inside" and more "everyone in this town is an idiot!!!"
Good gods, I haven't wanted to strangle the cast and crew of a Victor Hugo movie adaptation this much since I watched the 2012 film of "The Man Who Laughs".
that movies not that bad
@@tiffanystewart9265 Yes, it is, especially if you've read (or are at least familiar with the plot of) the book. The filmmakers took the very basics of the story, but changed everything else to match "what the kids are into these days". It's clear they had little respect for Hugo--funnily enough, since it was a French production--and just wanted to appeal to the "Twilight" demographic and people who think watching the latest film version of a classic is the same thing as reading the source material.
@@AliciaNyblade at least the end is somwhat fathful
@@AliciaNyblade plz dont bash twilight thats not what im here for
@@tiffanystewart9265 I guess. They still botched the shit out of it, but it could have been even worse than what they did. I was expecting them to change it to have Gwynplaine pull an Othello, where he'd kill Dea in a fit of rage over fear of losing her and then kill himself out of guilt.
I’ve been looking for someone to cover this version of Hunchback recently. It’s like you read my mind!
There's also Phelous who did a review on it. He's pretty funny too.
The opening number is what they play as you descend into hell
Why everyone in this movie looks so high?
especially those bats
Well, the only way I can think people would willingly make this movie was if they were all high, so that would probably translate to the animation.
@@jamiee7367 🤣🤣🤣 good one and makes too much sense.
At least this Quasimodo doesn't turn into the Pumaman..
I think most of us prefer Pumamodo over Hunkback.
23:10: No, TH-cam has a tendency to copyright public domain music for no reason.
I know, it’s so distracting.
5:41 Phelous: Did he just say my fucking name!?
No one breaks the 4th wall talking to Phelous like Gaston(-Claude)
got to love the blinking and mouth flapping stain glass windows.
I just realized that this gypsy woman looks almost just like Cousin Mel from 'Grandma Got Ran over a by a Reindeer'
“You’re not ugly, guy whose name I believe translates to The Ugly, which I will repeatedly call you”
"I love you, Melody."
"And I love you, [deafening pause where a name should go]."
35:03 - Everyone's reaction who saw this scene and felt the same way.
7:23 - 7:30 His full name isn’t really Jean-Claude Frollo, it turns out. Turns out his full name is actually Jean-Claude Klaxon.
Ladies and gentlemen, Golden Films presents The Hunchback of Beauty and the Beast.
The Hunchback Of NO-tre Dame.
I have a theory that the bats are in fact the gods of this realm. That would explain why they can always see and hear everything despite being nowhere near it. It would also explain why it is repeatedly day where they are when it was night in the last frame and vice versa, they reside in a different plane than the one the movie takes place in.
It’s a good thing Golden Films doesn’t seem to have existed past the Nineties cause imagine if they made versions of either “Lilo and Stitch”, “Amphibia”, and/or “The Owl House” that ended with Lilo or Marcy or Luz being “cured” of their neurodivergence at the end of the film.
4:49 My reaction when I saw phantom of the opera (1998)
Curse you, Argento!!!
Phelous: Oh no, look how ugly Quasimodo is, he is almost ready to join a boy band.
Somewhere Erik is acting this out with his Schumacher Phantom doll set Spaceballs style.
Somewhere, Victor Hugo is rolling in his grave.
20:36 Wait... how Quasimodo knows what telephone is!?
What Gaston and Jane are doing here?
What's funniest about this, is that this is the only way I can watch this version of the hunchback of Notre Dame legally.
"No, not the key change!" I had to like this video at that point.
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Me: "Is she sure she's supposed to be-"
Diva: "10 to 1 that door's marked push."
Me: "And you made the joke before I could."
Ah and, Diva, there's an even dumber possible resolution to the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
The animated adaptation from Mondo World.
I'm not spoiling the surprise, but it might give you an aneurysm.
I googled it and I think Jontron best sums up my reaction: WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK?
This movie, this frigging movie. I've seen a lot of Hunchback Mockbusters, I have my issues with some stuff in the Disney one(mainly the gargoyles. they just didn't fit with the overall tone of the movie but oh god is this the worst of the worst adaptations ever. It couldn't be more insulting to the original work if it tried.
Say what you will about the gargoyles in the Disney movie, but they were at least mildly entertaining even if they didn't make any sense and broke up the overall tone...which is certainly more than I can say for the dumbass bats and obnoxious instruments in this movie. They had me wanting to rip my hair out after only a couple of minutes!
This version is so bad at least the gargoyles are fun in the disney version, the bats and the instruments annoying big time. I thought hunchback 2 was the worst, looks like this version is the worst.
Too bad that violins don't have arms to sneeze in☺
And yes, I agree: Electric Zebra WOULD be a good name for a techno group!
or a 60's themed club
"Vatican dance party"
You mean "Notredam dance party"... which wouldn't happen for at least about some 300 years later by Cult of Reason.
7:59 "It was no 'yes'." "No?" "Yes." "No!" "Yes!" "NO!"
Who on earth thought it would be funny for these two half-dimensional villains to have a back-and-forth composed entirely of Daniel Bryan chants?
I remember this movie i watched it when i was little and the yes/ No scene makes me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂