Just as a FYI for anyone who wants to download this: 1st of all, its not a virus 2nd of all, if you want to, you can edit the duck`s behaviour with a "goose manager" addon the dev has also released. You can just have a duck walking around in your desktop without doing anything but walking, you can remove sounds, you can change his colors, a lot of cool stuff.
@@Geshtro *"Malware is any software intentionally designed to cause damage to a computer, server, client, or computer network. A wide variety of types of malware exist, including computer viruses, worms, Trojan horses, ransomware, spyware, adware, and scareware."* It isn't damaging my pc... *(please scroll down a bit as someone has posted a question where I answered on, long story short a spyware doesn't damage your pc but is still classified as malware even though malware is a software that damages a pc, network... please check the comment to save my fingers thanks.)*
Cristian Solis It’s literally based on the Untitled Goose game. Geese are also known for their loud honks. Ducks don’t make that honking sound. Also, if you’re wondering what species of goose it is, it’s a domesticated grey goose.
I think I used to have an animated cat that would start chasing my cursor and taking it away in set intervals to make me go and do shit/take a break. This one gives you memes though so it's the other way around xD
Muta: *Deletes the meme the goose was gifting to him* The Goose, and literally EVERYONE else who has done this and knows what will happen: *So you have chosen... Death.*
@@justanormaldefaultpfp9309 No, technically it's not a virus. Antivirus programs with a brain will show that it is a "potentially undesirable program," a program which is mostly harmless but may be annoying. A perfect description of this program. It's a prank program, nothing more.
I made the goose attack randomly and do actions every 5 seconds. And also made it into an application on startup. Now everytime my lil bro plays roblox he gets terrorised by the *Hjonk* I did this 2 weeks ago still continuing now.
Other desktop companions: - Give you virus - Closes stuff - Breaks your PC - Does bad shit - Annoying af Desktop goose: - Is cute - Doesn't intend no harm to you or your files - Only bad thing it does is it steals your mouse - Honk - Memes - taptaptaptaptaptaptaptap - Motivational notes - Tries to help you with work as best as it's goose brain allows - Makes CS:GO fun
Saw these on one of my friends school laptops, how she just doesn’t administer them dragging shit across the screen is something I’ll never understand.
I love how cute it is that you have to stop and tell the geese off when they're being annoying lmao It really encompasses the draw of the program itself
I like how the league streamer Drututt uses this app sometimes to challenge himself during his games. Makes for really entertaining content when he’s fighting people while running his mouse around the goose so they don’t hijack his controls
Muta, you're lucky it's just a virtual goose. I have a _literal_ gaggle of geese on the river outside of my window, and let me tell you, that shit gets noisy in the sunny months.
this reminds me of the good old viruses. they were just fun harmless pranks and nothing like how the malware now reks your computer for no reason other than to be a dick.
I had a program like this before, they could grab my windows and "throw" them away, but it only minimized them. They'd also multiply and do things depending on their 'mood'. People would make them look like cute anime or cartoon characters.
This video was so nice and tame compared to the dark web and virus stuff I've been binge watching on this channel haha pleasant change and great vid as usual
This program is made in c#, if you really want to know what code its executing just decompile it and look. I did that as a quick look before i executed it and it looked okay. dotpeek is pretty good for decompiling c#
I'm so proud that i found desctop goose faster than muta does and i can safely say that this goose app is one of the most harmless "malware" ever made, if not THE most.
this is the first time I'm watching a linux tutorial with a fun little evil goose running rampant, while memes are being pulled in, with interesting examples being said. Beats 8 hour java tutorials.
Hey Muta, it looks like your comment section might also be infected by a new type of malware, its name is @JODisHere. I think you might need to put up a malware blocker so it will stop spamming and self advertising in your comments section. 😉
I have this on my computer and uh- It not a malware ._. I've had it for a while, If you want to get rid of the ducks you hold down ESC.after a few seconds at the top of the screen it will say EVICTING GOOSE. Then they will go away.
Bro... he's not dumb... He did conlude that it doesn't communicate with a server... There's a reason why there are quotations Although it eats up the CPU usage and your screen... controls your mouse and pulls unnecessary windows... Which is enough to categorize it as a harmless malware... Unless you have a bad computer... It can cause the whole computer to crash
Muta: *takes a bow on stage by the pole" thankyou everybody, we will be taking a brief intermission" *walks behind the stage and closes the curtain, sits at his desk *okay guys this is the goose virus*
I love how he's just talking about stuff while also yelling at the duck like he's training a puppy
You mean goose?
@@alkaupadhyay7650 nobody gives a shit
its a goose
@@alkaupadhyay7650 no
666 likes, I don't want to ruin it.
"Guys and gals" [Y[
"Ladies and gentlemen" count [9]
"That being said" count [0]
"At the end of the day" count [0]
69 internets for this post.
Rhomagus Asclepiot you forgot to do a count on “Real quick”
@@deatheternal720 nice
"The world is your oyster and I'm just living in it" count [0] ☹️
What about goose noises?
Just as a FYI for anyone who wants to download this:
1st of all, its not a virus
2nd of all, if you want to, you can edit the duck`s behaviour with a "goose manager" addon the dev has also released. You can just have a duck walking around in your desktop without doing anything but walking, you can remove sounds, you can change his colors, a lot of cool stuff.
I want this duck but I'm not sure if I should trust it-
i already installed it and its completely harmless. i even added some more memes
i fricking *love* this app, I deleted it tho cause i needed more space. F
foxy roxy F
foxy roxy f
I love how he's just talking about very complex computer stuff while some goose bastard is terrorizing him.
You're a sad, strange little man jod
Jesus chill out it’s a comment
Samuel Gaspar all he said was hi omg 😂 chill
Samuel Gaspar what did he say to anger you this much?
>very complex
lol
Imagine if McAfee did this to you if you didn't buy their antivirus
Cameron Smyllie id be fine with that honestly
White Rice true bashaaaahhahahah
We live in that world.
I'll just hold esc
*HEY BUY OUR SHIT*
missed opportunity to put “mallard ware”
this is the best comment
Indeed
420s like
stfu
@@orsemcore classic comment of someone being a dick for no reason
I love how he's basically giving a lecture about some cool shit mixed with him yelling at a goose
Tbh the summary of this whole channel
Lol
I wish my college professors were like that, maybe then I wouldn't be so bad at sql
@@v0rtexbeater sql just sucks
2010-2016: scary doll virus that kills your computer
2020: *g o o s e*
в о л к
mess with the honk you get the bonk
i read this with my glasses off an read it as " o o o o o "
н j ö n к
HōNk
Ah yes, I love it when my baby writes "I'm an agent of chaos" on MS paint
69 like
Stewie be like
@@cazerfr aa
*The scp foundation wants to know your location*
nice JoJo pfp
this might be the only "malware" that I'd love to have on my pc
You'd love it for about 20 minutes
... just don’t... don’t download even “meme” malware. It’s still malware.
No
this isnt real malware though..
@@Geshtro *"Malware is any software intentionally designed to cause damage to a computer, server, client, or computer network. A wide variety of types of malware exist, including computer viruses, worms, Trojan horses, ransomware, spyware, adware, and scareware."*
It isn't damaging my pc...
*(please scroll down a bit as someone has posted a question where I answered on, long story short a spyware doesn't damage your pc but is still classified as malware even though malware is a software that damages a pc, network... please check the comment to save my fingers thanks.)*
Muta: Says it’s like the Untitled Goose game.
Also Muta: *Calls it “Duck” for the whole video*
Plz no JOD
Its a duck if you call it a goose you're wrong. If you can prove its a goose. . . . You're still wrong
Cristian Solis It’s literally based on the Untitled Goose game. Geese are also known for their loud honks. Ducks don’t make that honking sound. Also, if you’re wondering what species of goose it is, it’s a domesticated grey goose.
That's the beauty of all this
@@Gorgonzolacheese12 false its a duck if you have any objections refer to my first reply
This is literally the:”peace was never a option” meme
LMAO true
im pretty sure that one of the files it can bring out if not you can add it
** S H U B A **
amog us
The duck taking your mouse is virtual equivalent to cat laying on your keyboard
Just lay the keyboard on your cat then
I think I used to have an animated cat that would start chasing my cursor and taking it away in set intervals to make me go and do shit/take a break. This one gives you memes though so it's the other way around xD
it's a goose
Goose
KILL CIPHER no one cares, no one asked. They are similar
To my knowledge it's not even close to a virus it's more of a "desktop buddy"
The official thing for it actually costs money I think
It's kinda like q shimeji
Gamma Brown it is actually free on itch.io, however it gives you the option the pay the creator as a support feature, though it’s not required.
@@l3m0ngutz69 umm... no?
It's an annoying desktop buddy
@@l3m0ngutz69 oh i see now thanks
Muta: *Deletes the meme the goose was gifting to him*
The Goose, and literally EVERYONE else who has done this and knows what will happen: *So you have chosen... Death.*
The free Untitled Goose Game looks far more better.
@@JODRecaps k
MemeMcKid “More better”
@@JODRecaps Reeeeee
@@militantpacifist4087 ikr everyone keeps on saying "alot better" like bro it's more better
@@JODRecaps I literally see this man replied to comment on the most obscure of channel.
The only suspicious files I’ll ever accept on my computer: goose.exe and ssp.exe
SSP.exe?
@@luminous_8567 Its the EXE for the sexy background chicks that strip on your desktop.
@@JODRecaps Your form of self promotion is heavily frowned upon
JODisHere bugger off
@@ronaldmahan8417 It's probably 2-frame GIFs of women having seizures instead, though...
The goose only steals your mouse if you're 'mean' to it, i.e. poke him a bunch or close the memes/text docs it brings you
My cousin downloaded this
@@daffy2261 it wont delete any thing it is tecnicaly a virus but its harmless
@@justanormaldefaultpfp9309 Oh ok
@@justanormaldefaultpfp9309 No, technically it's not a virus. Antivirus programs with a brain will show that it is a "potentially undesirable program," a program which is mostly harmless but may be annoying. A perfect description of this program. It's a prank program, nothing more.
@@edifyguy mine said it was a virus
Pro-tip: hold down esc to kill all geese
@@mental_breakdown_barbie G R A M M A R
Mr.Cringe Kid What really??!?
@@requiem7562 yes
Have you done that?
@@thatguywiththebluestickmanpfp Yes!
Protip: You can just hold escape to evict all geese at the same time.
Fupus eliminate
@@Swagalodon Hello! Your comment has been removed due to being considered spam. Have a nice day!
@@sorehon Hello! Your comment has been removed due to being considered spam. Have a nice day!
@@ThisIsRealFish no
If only it were that simple... It usually takes more than one time of evicting them to clear all of them, at least in my experience.
Alternative title: Man loses his mind to a virtual goose.
Alternate title: Indian man goes insane over an ms paint oval.
2:45 The goose sticks its head out remembering the numbers you're typing and proceeds to act like nothing happened
Lol, made me laugh
@CCP CORONAVIRUS ur mad
@@Kluckp the bold "u mad"
"ORDERED A GOOSE MALWARE FROM DARKWEB ON 3AM" [GONE WRONG!!] (DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!)
Oh my freaking god you guys! You guys it's a real freaking goose oh my freaking God you guys!
Nobody:
Jaystation:
so, it's ok to do while at NSA with an NSA agent supervising you? Ok.
@@agalerex nah, but It's 100% ok to do it with jaystation
gaystation
I installed it on my parents computer and it pulled out a picture of my dads funeral
Bro
oh you get to relive amazing moments, nice
Bro
this made me do a _weeeeze_ thank you
Fucking oof.
9:23 “Mess with the honk,
You get the bonk.”
- Mutahar, 2020
He was reading a meme the goose pulled onto the screen
"Don't DUCK with me"
Lvl up
Maynard James Keenan is such a good singer
"to give you quick context-" *honk* "-RELAX!!"
"He took the mouse!"
@@JODRecaps why do you respond to every comment like this
@@sophiedeergirl because he tries to get people to click on his channel
@Newmaker RELAX
am goose
SomeOrdinaryGamers: As you can see all the ip addresses I'm connecting to.
Me: haha funny goose
I made the goose attack randomly and do actions every 5 seconds.
And also made it into an application on startup.
Now everytime my lil bro plays roblox he gets terrorised by the *Hjonk*
I did this 2 weeks ago still continuing now.
You monster
the boy is fast, but the goosey is faster
Is it now
The lil bro will never play roblox again
Based Baloney eat your cereal
"I don't think you'd be playing a game of CSGO with the duck's on your screen"
*Call me Kevin sweats*
Hail the dear leader
All hail the dear leader
Oh and @jimpickensoffical
all hail the dear leader
Man of Culture...
I just want a long ass livestream of Muta playing siege with geese harassing him.
Other desktop companions:
- Give you virus
- Closes stuff
- Breaks your PC
- Does bad shit
- Annoying af
Desktop goose:
- Is cute
- Doesn't intend no harm to you or your files
- Only bad thing it does is it steals your mouse
- Honk
- Memes
- taptaptaptaptaptaptaptap
- Motivational notes
- Tries to help you with work as best as it's goose brain allows
- Makes CS:GO fun
- Makes videogames amazing
*goose grabs mouse*
(TORNADO HACK DETECTED. PLAYER KICKED.)
Hey kid you want a virus?
“Hell nah”
*its goose flavored*
“Aw yeah homie gimmie that shit”
C w i s p w y
@@aty4282 k w i e s p c w y
Aty *c w i s p y*
I.ll takeYOUR ENTIRE STOCK
@@vladgingu It's not malware it's an application called GooseDesktop
Muta: God that foot tapping is annoying.
Me: *has restless leg syndrome* oh
I live with this duck everyday, I hated at first but kinda got addicted
it's a statement about the human condition really
It's a fucking Goose.
@@xPandamon duck*
@@joshuagrimm3084 goose*
They have a long neck and beak and are white so what's the difference
I clicked already knowing what this is
Same lmao
I just found out and downloaded it yesterday
Callmekevin?
I don't know what this is.
@@JODRecaps a bot saying hi to a bot
The 21st century version of the sheep that used to be literally _everywhere_ back when windows was 3.1
Untitled Goose in the Game: *peace was never an option*
GooseDesktop: *PEACE IS NEVER AN OPTION*
It never was an option, and it never will be one.
@@datarisk525 violence is not the answer.
It is a question, and the answer is yes.
Desktop goose is an agent of chaos
The desktop goose hates cooked clicker. In the middle of me clicking the cookie, the goose made a honk and stole my mouse.
Saw these on one of my friends school laptops, how she just doesn’t administer them dragging shit across the screen is something I’ll never understand.
Windows is a joke.
@@markm0000 LOL
*Goat Simulator:* _"Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!!!"_
@@JODRecaps k
@@JODRecaps i worry about you fam, please stop commenting
goat simulator: "Goos"
@@JODRecaps I keep finding you
@@jotsa k
Imagine hearing: "We're gonna kill ducks slowly." From the back of a strip club.
Sy-Low no one would imagine that
Nice pfp
JODisHere fuck you dude
Hi @@JODRecaps , btw gtfo
@@whyareyoureadingthis3936 what did he say
I was about to ask why there was a bigger goose that was running perfectly fine, until I realized it is mine.
Game: Untitled GOOSE Game
Mutahar: Look at all these DUCKS!
I love how cute it is that you have to stop and tell the geese off when they're being annoying lmao
It really encompasses the draw of the program itself
now people will actually listen to me when i say my boi norris just likes to bring me memes and havoc rather than anything exactly evil
*OH MY LORD THAT DUCK IS MOVING AT TWO FRAMES PER SECOND STEALING MY MOUSE*
@@JODRecaps Be blessed
Just when i red this comment he said it
lol perfect timing
Therapist: Mutagnar doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you
Mutagnar: Well, ladies and gentlemen, gnarly
What if your name was "Mutahar" but you spoke it "Moolthaheir"?
Or "Moughta-Hur"
@@JODRecaps FUCK OFF BOT
Pc: *exists*
Goose: *p e a c e w a s n e v e r a n o p t i o n*
Imagine someone's boss of some small office building just pulling a prank on every co-worker by installing this program in every computer.
>I don't think you would be playing a competitive game of Counter Strike: Global Offensive
CallMeKevin wants to know your location
ReeMan2.0 yes! A fan!
Remember when he used to troll people on Cod? Those were some good times.
xD
oh, a fan,Fecking nice
lolol my thoughts exactly.
I like how the league streamer Drututt uses this app sometimes to challenge himself during his games. Makes for really entertaining content when he’s fighting people while running his mouse around the goose so they don’t hijack his controls
I would watch a channel where it was literally just a normal gaming channel, except with the geese.
I know this comment is pretty old- but a youtuber called “call me Kevin” played games while dealing with this
@@Sleepyfairies Bore Ragnarok
@@pearpie6629 “the pacifier? More like bore Ragnarok”
There is a channel
Cinematic series gaming
Muta, you're lucky it's just a virtual goose. I have a _literal_ gaggle of geese on the river outside of my window, and let me tell you, that shit gets noisy in the sunny months.
omf 'gaggle of geese' is my new favourite phrase. thank you for introducing that to me
Computer: please no
Goose: PEACE WAS NEVER A OPTION
i want an "im an agent of chaos" shirt
"im willing to bet this isnt malicious"
"I am running this on a VM"
Doctors and xrays
finally someone that appreciates arch as much as I do!!
"Hey there little John, I see that you made something with paint"
Little John; *I'm an agent of chaos*
And those were John's first words.
I love when muta explains he's on vm and the goose is just walking around at the edges of the screen and quacks
I love how you just say everything is a "virus"
you know it’s going to be a good video when muta is analysing virus’s in the strip club
@@JODRecaps fuck off Jod your channel is dying and everyone knows so just stop
@@JODRecaps You aren't funny. shut the fuck up.
@@JODRecaps you're a loser.
what did jod do to you guys jesus christ
Mochaax right 😂😂😂
I literally have him running around on my computer as i watch this, norton seems to not think its a virus
norton is a virus
Blitz The Squishy is the duck thing still there?
@@requiem7562 I have it on my school issued MacBook
The guy who built my pc: so, uh... what exactly did you see before your pc die?
Voice inside pc: HONK
I want to install this at my office for April fool's... Good to know this info
Aw hell yeah! This is the cash money content I was looking for
@@JODRecaps come on boss
Hell yeah brother brofist
I don't literally understand the things you are saying but it's still nice to watch kind of vids, it's very informative.
*plays untitled goose game*
*doesn’t understand any of the memes and calls it a duck and not a goose*
JODisHere That was so funny I forgot to laugh
JODisHere didn't ask
10:53 "let me give you guys a defender call"
*HONK*
i came here to see a goose not to see how computers work lmao
I've seen this before on a6d's stream, it really doesn't do anything harmful to your PC it is just annoying.
this reminds me of the good old viruses. they were just fun harmless pranks and nothing like how the malware now reks your computer for no reason other than to be a dick.
Weird to find someone else that watches a6d
JODisHere stop following me
You miss with the honk
YOU GET THE BONK
@@JODRecaps k
Mess*
I'm sorry, but if someone would've done it if I didnt.
The goose is a scout main
69th like. It was an honour.
@@liam5254 lol
I apreciate muta doing all this extra security and safety measure for what i can completely confirm to be the least dangerous malware of all time
I had a program like this before, they could grab my windows and "throw" them away, but it only minimized them. They'd also multiply and do things depending on their 'mood'. People would make them look like cute anime or cartoon characters.
It reminds me of the old 90s desktop companions
New youtube challenge:
Spawn 100 Geese, fill the memes folder with porn and try not to get your channel taken down
you know you done if they get the pictures on the right side of the screen
The computer will crash before a goose is able to bring out any pictures
@@corneliuscornwallis aren't you fun. Not only did you take the joke seriously, but it was a 2 month old joke at that.
whats the joke
@@manuelalen343 you
I think we have found a new benchmark:
The goose benchmark
How many geese can you spawn before you suffer extreme frame rate loss?
The goose measure, a good pc can average around 25,30 ducks
This isn't even a virus
@@robykalilla553 have you tried spawning in more than 5?
2:08
"can i interact with the duck."
you literally said earlier it was a goose, this man.
This goose is fighting for all the turkeys we have killed
It's just a goose that will chill on your computer
I don't know what I was expecting clicking on this, but the programming language has been melting my brain since it began.
This video was so nice and tame compared to the dark web and virus stuff I've been binge watching on this channel haha pleasant change and great vid as usual
This seems like a funny prank instead of a malicious virus.
"Hjonk" is pronounced "hyonk", the goose is Norwegian.
So many people are r/woooosh'ing this joke.
coreynj we aren’t claiming it
It’s not ours
Nei lol? Du er du helt skækk?
(No lol? Ru totally dumb?)
uuum i'm norwegian and hyonk is not a word lmao, i am norwegian
What anime is the guy in your pfp from again, I was supposed to watch it
@@whoami9573 Kekkai Sensen
1:30
Oh hey, a long lost npc from Donkey Kong 64.
Hello JODisHere. btw hot boys.
Hello Dark Requiem. btw hot coals
Let's admit, there are 2 sides
One that hates the goose,
One that loves the goose.
This program is made in c#, if you really want to know what code its executing just decompile it and look.
I did that as a quick look before i executed it and it looked okay.
dotpeek is pretty good for decompiling c#
@SuperNegativeP I mean the program runs in wine but it uses win forms for it's stuff from what I remember
I know nothing about programming and thought that by c# you meant the music note lmao
I'm so proud that i found desctop goose faster than muta does
and i can safely say that this goose app is one of the most harmless "malware" ever made, if not THE most.
awwww! those ducks taking his mouse is cute :3
this is the first time I'm watching a linux tutorial with a fun little evil goose running rampant, while memes are being pulled in, with interesting examples being said.
Beats 8 hour java tutorials.
Its not a virus its fun little evil goose
@@malkat8914 you're right
Hey Muta, it looks like your comment section might also be infected by a new type of malware, its name is @JODisHere. I think you might need to put up a malware blocker so it will stop spamming and self advertising in your comments section. 😉
yeah, he's everywhere in apex legends
It never was supposed to be a virus, it was just supposed to be a funny duck walking on your screen trolling you in various ways.
I have this on my computer and uh- It not a malware ._. I've had it for a while, If you want to get rid of the ducks you hold down ESC.after a few seconds at the top of the screen it will say EVICTING GOOSE. Then they will go away.
Bro... he's not dumb...
He did conlude that it doesn't communicate with a server...
There's a reason why there are quotations
Although it eats up the CPU usage and your screen... controls your mouse and pulls unnecessary windows...
Which is enough to categorize it as a harmless malware...
Unless you have a bad computer... It can cause the whole computer to crash
@@eternal_seokjin7441 well good sir, I didnt say he was dumb XD and I get what your saying
These ducks during his Siege session embody Twitch streams scarily so.
@@JODRecaps So it's that easy to get to 200K, huh?
Just make your pfp a pokemon and just copy paste spam comments of bigger youtubers.
Whoever programmed these ducks has a great sense of humor
Subtitles: Korean (auto-generated)
excuse me
Yes
“Man I kinda wanna try this on siege... NO WAY. NO WAY”
At some point he just starts calling them ducks
Him: *Random Tech Stuff*
Everybody who doesn't work for I-Fix-It: A-huh, a-huh, yep.
"You can spawn as many ducks as you want"
*Inhales*
GOOSE
i watched this with my desktop goose, I use him when i watch scary videos
Muta: *takes a bow on stage by the pole" thankyou everybody, we will be taking a brief intermission" *walks behind the stage and closes the curtain, sits at his desk *okay guys this is the goose virus*