Advertisement: Hey this is a straight up virus that just makes everything worse, like full transparency, he's just here to annoy you Literally everybody: Amazing, this is going onto my computer immediately
Im pretty sure all it does is put the goose on your computer, its a virus because it gains access to fuck with most thing on your computer but nothing that should be to damaging
I remember when somebody found the goose at my middle school and showed people how to add it in they’re files, then everyone had geese on they’re school computer screens, eventually the teachers found out about the goose and couldn’t block it from the computers for a reason they never explained. I swear every class somebody would turn up they’re volume to max and interrupt class with a goose honk. Looking back I feel bad for our teachers.
My friend put this on the school laptops and its been wreaking havoc for weeks as all of our stuff is connected. Hate to be that guy but I am tryna hit 1ksubs and since this has gotten mega attempts, TIME TO SHILL!
Imagine you call tech support and you say “hey I got this virus can you help me” and the guy says “sure describe the virus please” and you say *its a goose*
Just a note to the people accusing Charlie of stealing ideas from Jacksepticeye, he didn't. If you take a glance in the clock in the bottom corner somewhere in the first few minutes of the video, you can see that he started actually recording this on February 13th. Which means he probably had the idea at least a day before aswell. Jacksepticeye uploaded his Untitled/Desktop Goose video on February 14th. (Don't accuse time-zones. Despite the fact that JSE is in a UK timezone, based on what I've seen on some Twitch streams of his Charlie and I share the same timezone and TH-cam displays JSE's video posted in the afternoon on Feb. 14th based on the timezone I am in) People can come up with similar ideas on their own. Charlie made the video, he had fun with it, and despite the fact that someone had done the same thing recently he still uploaded it because who's gonna stop him. Just because a few people do similar things doesn't immediately mean the other is a theif and a copycat. Calm down, feral 7 year olds.
I remember when I was 5 and I installed something like this on a tablet- I think it was called hello pet and it was basically a pet that walked all over your screen and acted sassy and like you were their maid. *Ah, the childhood memories*
"The goose closed the recording software" But it does not have the ability to click Edit: Okay well I goofed myself. The dev now allows you to mod the goose, so he may have added the ability to let it click, which is probably a bad idea lol
it isnt a virus but u can call it a virus since u can close it and uninstall it and u have full permission to spawn as many as u want basically it is a virus but not a virus at the same time
12:50 "HE'S GONNA LAUNCH US INTO SPACE!!!" Yeah, and I think Chad's been watching Getter Robo because the exact method he's using is the Daisetsuzan Oroshi throw.
Grace : hit him with the shovel, kill him!
Charlie : I-I don't know if I have the force-
Grace : *kill him.*
Dèw įt
Dew It, Anakin
13:13 *"Let's cUT hEr aNkLes OfF"*
*_做吧。_*
dew it
Advertisement: Hey this is a straight up virus that just makes everything worse, like full transparency, he's just here to annoy you
Literally everybody: Amazing, this is going onto my computer immediately
Is it a harmless virus though.
Cos like. I'd still download.
ikr!
Im pretty sure all it does is put the goose on your computer, its a virus because it gains access to fuck with most thing on your computer but nothing that should be to damaging
@@costeele8879 it absolutely is. I have it, and it's even got a 'disable' function just by holding esc. Perfectly safe!
@@DakarTwelve Thanks :)
“Duck Duck go away”
Duck: fine *closes recording software*
Me: yeah, you walked into that one
Acknowledge how you said 'duck'
Quonk
You made a fucking mistake calling goose on the loose a fucking duck he will bonk you now
Admiral Gremlin ah shit. Well, before I die let me just say. *D U C K*
Goose.
I remember when somebody found the goose at my middle school and showed people how to add it in they’re files, then everyone had geese on they’re school computer screens, eventually the teachers found out about the goose and couldn’t block it from the computers for a reason they never explained. I swear every class somebody would turn up they’re volume to max and interrupt class with a goose honk. Looking back I feel bad for our teachers.
LMAO I NEED TO FIND THE GOOSE NOW
The sequel we couldn’t prepare for
Untitled Geese Game
Titled duck movie anytime soon?
HOLY FUCK
untitled geese GAMES
give it a year or 2 and it'll happen
Untitled _HONK_ Game
My favorite part is that his girlfriend is equally as hurt by the puns as we are
“Why TF do you have a file called goose nudes?” Killed me XD
Lol
@@ApsylotL kinky
I'M SO SORRY I SWEAR IT'S NOT A
The goose killed them before they could finish their sentence
No one can resist me
“Are we sure that’s a goose? That just looks like angles now.”
-Slimecicle 2020
"A familiar face, with a new *spin* !"
I DIDNT EVEN REALISE IT WAS HIM
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
I WILL COME BACK
"He opened Bing."
"EWW!"
This is the correct response.
Duck Duck Go-away had me wheezing
@@fayeriedust530
Especially when he closed the recording software. I was dead.
Lol i was shunned from society for using bing
@@azap1378 as it should be
@@azap1378 deserved
Why is Charlie and Grace the most adorable couple ever.
Because they're the same person. Duh.
Thats a good question
Nobody knows
Kristina Andognozzi who?
Jake Nemeth they aren’t a couple they are related
Imagine if this actually had a malicious side and the goose was just bait to get tons of people to download it
here at 69 likes
There is a actual virus version
@@Taco_Cat_Nfs where?
i almost fell for it until i realized this is stupid.
what almost convinced was that a LOT of my friends had it and it looked cool
@@Fasya77YT You do realize it isn't actually a virus right?
This is the most accurate simulation of a goose ever
As a person who's owned geese I can confirm
Everyone gangsta till the goose opens search history
😲
👀
1:10 "Peace was never an option." ~ Goose
Uh oh 😬
"Why the f##k do you have a folder name 'goose nude'?"
I guess it did off cam
The girlfriend learns the art of the pun, it is only a matter of time before she joins the vent goblin
(The *Girlfriend's* name is Grace btw-)
@@thebutterscotchkid2481* Lets Game It Out Flashbacks intensifies*
@@saulesalejos4483 I don't understand-
@@thebutterscotchkid2481 watch lets game it out and you will understand
The AirDuct Gremlin
“Hard to type with feet”
* Loud key noises *
*”Learn”*
*_ejukashon_*
I’m the 1k to like
@@Bruh4. congrats, you got nothing at all!
Sajor yay!!
I heard this at the exact same time I read it
Every time grace plays as the goose, she always sings a song about being a goose.
It’s honestly pretty adorable
Charlie was so proud when Grace said “let’s create a racket”
This is a water fowel
crychan there were so many puns in this video
thats not a racket i t s a r o c k e t
@@unsubscribenow9052 nice refrence
It's sad how so many people don't acknowledge the hard work Charlie's editor puts in for these videos.
thank you chad
Yes, thanks Chad for his hard work
Love paying attention to the different background music he uses in the opening and throughout
@@pingpong607 chad goes beast mode when he edits in those epic beats
Think about small channels who do there own editing....
Literally 13 hours of work
The Chad Chad vs the Virgin Charlie
“We need to cut our ankles off !”
Marry this woman, marry her now.
stalin bro, wtf...
You just need new Zealand's totally really good tanks
@@thefreeimperialstateofulm7598 lol
I thought she said "her" not "our"
@@TMS-Oddbot oh no, weddings off execute her !
the way Grace says ‘the emperor’s new groove’ is so funny to my and i DONT KNOW WHY
10:44 when charlie made this joke my entire computer just shut off entirely
the goose went and shut down you computer
OH YEAH ITS ALL COMIN TOGETHER
Words of power
goosego's poison
What gang wars are going on? Why are the geese after a pigeon?
Everybody gangster until you turn off the computer and the duck is still there
"DUCK"?! This is an outrage!
Goose, g-o-o-s-e, _GOOSE!_
So that's why my keyboard is full of crap.
Everybody gangster till the goose jumps out the monitor
Everybody gangster until the goose pulls out the M249 SAW.
Charlie and Grace: do do do do do doooo
Grace out of absolutely nowhere: *let's cut her ankles off!*
13:13
All I want from life is to be as in-tune with my partner as Charlie and Grace are...
Charlie : "It opened bing"
Grace: "Ewwwww"
true tho
@sans the skeleton why
@sans the skeleton why
@sans the skeleton why
@sans the skeleton why
"im gonna give him a flower as a peace offering"
goose:
*roses are red, walls are plaster*
*children run fast, BUT GOOSY IS FASTEr*
10:28 "He's gone RGB!"
i'm so glad desktop goose built up the courage to come out of the closet
This was the comment the internet was made for.
What is the song?
This Goose got that ROY G BIV shit lmao
@@yournamehere496 dreamscape 009
8:36 GEESE MAFIA.
YOU MESS WITH THE HONK,YOU GET THE BONK.
My friend put this on the school laptops and its been wreaking havoc for weeks as all of our stuff is connected.
Hate to be that guy but I am tryna hit 1ksubs and since this has gotten mega attempts, TIME TO SHILL!
Lmao
Nice
SAME WITH MY SCHOOL COMPUTERS IN MY DIGITAL TECH CLASS
Not all heroes wear capes my friends
Noice
I swear, Charlie's girlfriend is just a carbon copy of him.
Goodness Gracious
@@D-Ace-jg5lc i see what you did there.
They’re siblings that’s why
Tree yes
Tree yes
“Gooseco”
oh yeah, it’s all coming together
these two are the chaos incarnate, chad didnt stand a chance
Imagine you call tech support and you say “hey I got this virus can you help me” and the guy says “sure describe the virus please” and you say *its a goose*
there's a dude that called the indian fake tech support with the whole goose virus
LMAO
@@SolangeAbri good idea
see what bullshit they come up with to make you pay
H O N K
"You haven't. They're geese." 5:56
That broke me.
gh
" We need to get someone to clean it up "
" Why the he** do you have a file called goose nudes ! "
His goals are beyond you're understanding
@nick gurr lmfao your name tho
nick gurr ah yes, the embodiment of demonetization is here
@@woop9918 lol
He just has em man
His girlfriend: Why the fuck do you have a file called goose nudes
Me: 😂😂😂😂
The Gooseworx cover of "The World Revolving" really adds to the experience.
Somehow I didn't even notice until you pointed it out
Because their causing CHOAS.
And they can do anything
With ur mouse
I was about to comments that, but of course its the first damn comment
a
3:50
“Its too long!”
“Theres no such thing as too long ;) “
"Duck, duck"
*gasp*
"The prophecy"
"the goose closed the recording software"
amazing
Im so glad that Grace was here for this, its important
Goose: "Don't talk to me or to my son ever again"
Or my other son or my other son or my other son or my loooooooooooooooooooooooong son.
Dude I’ve seen you on like fifty thousand other vids are you like owo and Justin Y
@@miguelbingular5328 Have you seen A guy who has a moustache and a guy who doesnt have a moustache? The only person i dont see much is owo
Slimecicle: let's give him a flower as a _peace_ offering.
Me, an intellectual: _peace was never an option._
0:57 best insult ever in both web browsers
The fact the grace genuinely laughed at this joke shows they are perfect for each other 2:48
Everyones talking about the "goose nudes" file, but nobodies talking about the "honk oh yeah" file
Or I am death.txt file
Cursor: **exists** goose: You are going to brazil
obama
the fitnessgram pacer test is--
a multistage aerobic capacity test that-
is a multi state aerobic-
@@darkheartillumina767 P A C E R T E S T-
That ain’t a virus, THATS A BLESSING✨✨
"Kronk from the emperors new groove" *a second of silence* "goozko"
Gronk was not in emperors new groove I’m pretty sure your thinking of jojo from jojo
@@lenuxgaymer608 oh shit it says gronk not kronk
@ultra instinct goku I'll do it
@utra instinct Goku stands are better than qurks and luck
Gyzma
Oh yeah this thing that I installed in all of the school computers and let them run
I want to do the same now
I tip my hat to you one idiot to a legend
Same
@@carlwebber4094 *one legend to another
*You are a legend*
EJ Zeida wooosh.....
3:05 “I’m gonna give it legs”. “ NO-“
I was laughing so hard when Desktop Goose took the Mouse 🤣
[I SHOULD GET ONE OF THESE].....
6:16 so that’s how the purge started
Ahh i see now, thank you
an ad came on for gucci when i clicked the timestamp lmao
I would like to point this out since I’m not first but for a lot of the vid he uses und3rtal3 music
I just got an ad for a movie called "The Little Things"
Ah yes, How I remember it.... A goose is responsible... for the movie Purge.
Next time on slimecicle:
Me and Grace bought a real goose
6:25 Charlie: you wouldn’t understand
🤣
Not YT giving me this 3yrs old Video to fall asleep to...
YESS AND I LOVE IT.
Charlie: "I guess it finally clicked!"
Grace: "sHut dA fUq uP"
Y'all are perfect for each other ✨👏
Nice.
Ya know, Grace does good sloth impressions when she's stressed.
8:15
Girlfriend: "Kronk.. From Emperors New Groove."
Slimecicle: **silence** "Gooscko..."
Pretty good joke
my friend installed this virus on the computer given by the school, and now can barely get rid of it
Bro just use escape key stupid
Imagine you are just watching TV and a goose tells you that in the next day ALL CRIME IS LEGAL
I would steal 100000000 goose the next day and go to jail 😥
12:55 how come the voice syncing is genuinely so smooth,, wtf,,,,
"I can't stop smoking.... _QUACK_"
I lost it-
i hate how everybody called desktop goose a virus when you can literally get it off the desktop with esc
same
12:37 Chad has evolved into a living Beyblade.
4:58 I like how the gardener just watched them look at a flower in defeat
Duck virus: being adored
What it's actually doing: finding their password information tab
who wouldve known a virus would actually be fun
1:01 nevermind…
"it's too long!"
"There's no such thing"
If only he had said that's what she said
The fact that Grace was in this made it all the more wholesome
He's an agent of chaos, at least it wasn't a Canada goose
You got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate
Ok but those things are pure evil the moment you get within 2 metres of them
@@Grace-53 that's just wrong
A year ago I was chased by about 30 Canadian geese into a lake
@@bonelessbananna5410 That's normal
I remember this being my first video on this channel. Pretty good
The World Revolving playing in the background makes it better
*CHAOS CHAOS*
but also wtf was he playing death by glamour?
Cyrus Doom yeah, Gooseworx remix
3:29 AHHHHHHHHGGGG
I call this "The Heligoose"
It goes mach 20 while terrorizing people at high levels
Underrated
@@cristensullivan7301 I like it
Just a note to the people accusing Charlie of stealing ideas from Jacksepticeye, he didn't. If you take a glance in the clock in the bottom corner somewhere in the first few minutes of the video, you can see that he started actually recording this on February 13th. Which means he probably had the idea at least a day before aswell. Jacksepticeye uploaded his Untitled/Desktop Goose video on February 14th. (Don't accuse time-zones. Despite the fact that JSE is in a UK timezone, based on what I've seen on some Twitch streams of his Charlie and I share the same timezone and TH-cam displays JSE's video posted in the afternoon on Feb. 14th based on the timezone I am in) People can come up with similar ideas on their own. Charlie made the video, he had fun with it, and despite the fact that someone had done the same thing recently he still uploaded it because who's gonna stop him. Just because a few people do similar things doesn't immediately mean the other is a theif and a copycat. Calm down, feral 7 year olds.
nigga calm down
@@avurra no, no, he's got a point.
@@avurra
Calm down? He's not even angry. He's just telling OTHER people to calm down.
@@retrokingranch fr
"Calm down, feral 7 year olds," actually had my choking to death with laughter.
I once did my homework with goose.
He closed out of my essay.
It was unsaved.
*CATHARTIC GOOSE-STRUCTION*
I remember when I was 5 and I installed something like this on a tablet-
I think it was called hello pet and it was basically a pet that walked all over your screen and acted sassy and like you were their maid.
*Ah, the childhood memories*
oh same
I actually have one right now :>
Slimecicle’s cursor:
The Desktop Goose: “King Dragon sends his regards”
mhm *skips dialogue*
Dammit Lysanderoth, not again!
YESSS
I think that enemy got....the point
I collected all 900 pine cones
"The goose closed the recording software"
But it does not have the ability to click
Edit: Okay well I goofed myself. The dev now allows you to mod the goose, so he may have added the ability to let it click, which is probably a bad idea lol
Seeker227 it’s always a bad idea to let anyone mod a virus
Excuse me but you *goosed* yourself
@@inmariokartimalwaysdaisy I am ashamed that I didn't think of this pun
Whys the goose so cute yet so dangerous loll
Everybody gangsta till the goose start putting stuff in the recycle bin
Everybodu gangsta till the goose starts saving your browser history
Bring me My shovel oh god, NO!
@@invert3771 Everybody gangsta till the goose rick rolls you
I want to imagine Slimecicle typed that learn with HIS feet.
6:22 I can’t stop watching
ZachJohn26 / Rocketship Entertainment fuckin gooose noodes
I freakin died
Why does he have 2
it isnt a virus but u can call it a virus since u can close it and uninstall it and u have full permission to spawn as many as u want basically it is a virus but not a virus at the same time
Me: *Hears Day Of Fate Cover By TFS*
Also me: _This is gonna be good.._
Goose: -Cuts intro-
Me: *I'M GONNA KILL THAT GOOSE!*
gohan was the goose and charlie is cell
Goose is the reason DBZA is dead
YESSS
The title should be "Untitled goose virus"
"Oh I dont want the whole ones though I want baby"
Me: Baby carrots..?
_snatches actual baby_
Me: *OH*
I never thought i'd say this in my life - but this is the cutest virus ever.
Not really a virus anyways lol
12:50 "HE'S GONNA LAUNCH US INTO SPACE!!!"
Yeah, and I think Chad's been watching Getter Robo because the exact method he's using is the Daisetsuzan Oroshi throw.
Slime and his gf are literally the same person and I love it
Zach D
The fact she reacts means he does in fact come up with these on the spot
a year ago i watched this video but never knew i would watch this youtuber again
When I saw the “Mess with the honk you get the bonk” picture I was really confused for a minute because that’s my desktop lol
“Oh my god he opened Bing”
“Eeeeeeewwwwwwww”
Charlie: omg he opened Bing
Grace: ewwwwe
Thats how you know shes the one
You know this was the first one of slimes videos I ever saw but 3 years later and I still love the channel :)
3:33 so this is the meaning of lesson 5
Goose Breaker
Arigato, Gyro
*It was an imperfect spin Goosro!*
Arigato... Gyroose...
OsoGood incredible
His poor girlfriend...
I wish i was her.
Theyre adorable.
“Why can’t you just get along?”
Goose: I am long
“Talk to me, Goose.”
*- Pete Maverick Mitchell*