Scammers vs Goose Game Virus
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 มิ.ย. 2020
- I wanted to see what would happen when scammers were faced with fixing a goofy virus based on the untitled goose game. It certainly made for some pretty ridiculous situations. Watch the next call live: goo.gl/uhpWGT
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Goose Virus: samperson.itch.io/desktop-goose - ตลก
The way he just so gently eases them into these crazy predicaments is outstanding. Imagine being a scammer and finding yourself competing another scammer in a rap battle that's being hosted by a senior woman, and not questioning it.
The rap battle killed me. Couldn't stop laughing
My favorite part is imagining the people around them only hearing their half of the call.
@@JeepnHeel Thats all i try to do is imagine
@@JeepnHeel sometimes a third
Lol
"This computer, is it for your personal use only? Or is it for your office use?"
"Right? Right. Exactly. It is my computer."
Actual customer service interaction.
painfully accurate
Not. Even. Kidding
Is this (blank) or (blank)
"Yes."
Is surprising common. (is what I'm learning )
1:36
@@foolishdonut It's annoyingly common 😂. Always happens whenever I try to ask someone to choose between two things, like was it this brand or that brand, and I just get a yeah, that's the one 😂.
It's like you're in the middle of getting mugged, and another mugger comes along to out-mug them.
Then an emergency break dancing competition takes place to determine who will win the right to mug you, and you're the judge.
I love TH-cam
Comments like this only come by once a year. This is gold 🤣thank you
Love your comment. Priceless.
Omgee
@@harperlane3936 YES, agree, gotta love these gems... these nuggets of spells, wisdoms, truths... a little tickle from the Universe...
"Is this goose a feature or a bug?"
It's not a bug it's a goose
oof
Michaelsoft Binbows honk*
The scammers accusing each other of being scammers is so ironic. I keep thinking of the 2 pointing spidermans meme LOL
I'm so confused did he like invite a second or was that part of the con? Maybe I missed him it happened. What a weird call. Went from goose virus to a rolex bidding war??
They do it so when people intervene normally it seems less believable I think.
yeah but its much worse.
Lol
LOLLL
This call is just a ton of grown men making goose noises at each other
Need to Invite the District Manager!
It’s GLORIOUS
no not really
In such glorious context
You count quantities of people by KG rather than whole people?
"Just shut up! let miss marge rap!"
My favorite scammer quote
My question is when he went from being Anita to being Marge lmfaoo
I'm guessing it's the full name Anita Marge but I like the the thought that he just told both of them different names for shits and gigs
He ain’t lying, Marge had bars.
Scammer: "Is there anyone else who is with you on this phone call?"
Kit: "Oh, no one else is on this phone call, that can talk anyway."
Lmao, I love that shoutout to the fans.
That about 7000 people probably were the amount of people watching stream.. Amazing.
For the scammers, or with anyone without contexts, it just might mean the person's pets or something. And it's brilliant.
@@rubensoeteman well yeah, he was just answering the scammer's question honestly
@@TheCatVtuber that's a much more charitable interpretation. If I heard that I'd probably ask who the hell they had gagged in the basement.
@@TheCatVtuber he said there are 7k people which means he has 7k pets-
The goose virus brings me a disproportionate amount of joy
Is it actually a virus or is it called like that
WAIT WHAT IS A VIRUS???
its not a virus, its an desktop app you can download
You're nuts, Geese are creatures of hell! Even the voice changer went demonic the further it went on xD
Lmao me to
I can’t believe the situation is so nonsensical that even the scammers are laughing at how goofy everything is
You mean "goosey".
@@Gwydda ..........
dylan vines i doubt it because it honestly isn’t that hard to find scammers to prank.
@@MrBubbs01 where is your proof to this little conspiracy
@@MrBubbs01 and also come on man it cant he wouldnt go through all that trouble especially since honestly not all his videos are that thrilling or interesting
I love how Kitoga is always able to put himself in the position of puppet master and can get scammers to behave in the most inane way. The goose honking contest and rapping was hilarious,
It's a shame they aren't good at rapping
Money motivation
24:23 Ash's honk is absolutley horrendus I cannot imagine what his coworkers could be thinking
Kitboga: Okay now Ash, you make a honk
Ash: *1920s car horn*
*_"ehaAæUGh"_*
@@lav-kitty thank you for that reply holy shit
I was literally eating and when he made that sound the food came out of my nose! Now my nose hurt from the rice coming out of it, and my jaw hurts from laughing too much.
@@winnetou5664 This is so accurate I can't LMAO
Now _That's_ how you send a scammer on a wild goose chase.
STOP
This comment needs SO many more likes
Zing!,,,
bah, dah, boom... chsss!
I hate you. Here's my like.
You should make your own "virus" that just undoes the common things scammers do, like refresh every few minutes so they can't edit the html
You can just edit the group policy in windows and disable things like that, disable run prompt, disable right click menus etc.
@@alexandranicholas6310 How
@@alexandranicholas6310 We are awaiting your wisdom
@@alexandranicholas6310 you think they're smart enough to do that? They follow a script, they struggling doing simple tasks without it.
@@peony4175 whoosh
scammer: "I would keep going
Kitboga: "Wow, you monster"
scammer: "what would you have done"
Kitboga: "Oh I would have sped up"
LMAOOOO
I thought the correct answer would be to honk at them
I want SO badly for one of the scammers to see his channel. Could you imagine having a 10 hour call with this dude and losing your shit, then seeing it on TH-cam afterwards? God that would be so satisfying
No clue about these specific scammers, but I saw another channel where the scammer realized he was being played, asked if he was Kitboga and, when he said he wasn't, he lost interest... so at least some of them *do* watch these things.
@@ssokolow He's their boogieman, but I'm surprised they don't realize it's him when they hear the old lady filter, but then again, their phones might be crappy quality to not recognize it is a filter.
@@guardiansoulblade267390% of old ladies probably sound exactly like this. yes it sounds a bit robotic because it’s coming to us through a high-quality mic but imagine it all the way across the planet and on one of their shitty little headsets
Still though, 7 out of 10 iq
I like how 'Ash' decided the best way to scam was to befriend the weird goose lady and make honking sounds lol
Honestly, an unintended consequence of these videos is that the scammers become almost endearing. Then I remember who they are and it goes away lol
@@Corninthesky I think they feel the same about them... just look how he snapped back to protocol.
makes me hope that at least some will feel remorse at night for what the didd so far.
@@supersonic0003 i feel like some of them like that aren't really bad people just caught up in a terrible situation that they don't know how to get out of.
Ash Ketchum from pallet town
@@aspenisthebest either way, they're still doing fucked up shit
“It’s a goose and not a goat.”
“In my technical language, it’s a goat.”
So he failed at the pre-school test of which barnyard animal is which.
@@userjames2009 Pretty bold to assume that these braindead scammers went to school to begin with.
I think he was saying code lol
I'm crying omg
That's how you know he's a professional
Boga's honk is honestly impressive. I like imagining the hours of practice he put in to get to the top tier of honkers.
Hjonk
I hear top tier honkers are genetic
@@renjithjoseph7135 all honkers are top tier, so long as they are natural
I think he's just naturally gifted at imitating everything :D (or should I say.. each and everything xD )
The goose stealing the cursor is actually adorable 😂
He's ascended to GOD TIER trolling at this point
Wrong, he's ascended to goose tier.
It's a much higher tier.
He ascended a LONG time ago my friend.
😂🤣👌
He is inevitable
The Rap Battle tho !! That was AWESOME
"The goose is taking my mouse." OMG I haven't laughed so hard.
Did you make it to the rap battle? That is as funny as it gets.
I died!
My favorite part! My kids loved the little goose too, lol
Can u give us a timestamp
😂😂 even the scammer was like heheheu
At least the scammer has a gentle spirit that's calm and patient that doesn't cuss out or talk hateful to what he honestly perceives as an elderly woman
Best customer service, 10/10 would be scammed again.
@@MOORE4U2Hey, they have the best service staff. For what that's worth.
I find it so amazing that when we reach 23:20 and Kitboga has two scammers in a goose sound competition, and I think "well I guess they found out it's a troll call, right?", but no, the video has like 20 more minutes of content before they hang up.
not only this, but after this video this same scammer called Kitboga again for another 16 hours. Kit made a series out of it lol
@@lancerwawszczak1548Ash or Jordan
@@IX_4 i dont even remember tbh this comment was like 6 months ago
OH MY GOD. HONKING BACK AND FORTH WITH THE SCAMMERS WHILE THEY ARGUED WAS HYSTERICAL.
Lmao
quack quack
I'm 10 months late and I'm absolutely loosing it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
hahaha I was bustin up HAHAHAHA
... i want to hear what the other's in the scammer call center thought about their "co-worker" suddenly honking and laughing.
im sorry but "mess with the honk, get the bonk" is the funniest thing i've ever heard
I know. I saw it on the internet and died.
@Sammy G that has me crying from laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one
Lol right when i read ur comment he said it XD
Mess with the goose, get the noose
Agreed, i found shirt with this slogan and bought myself 2
the fact that "how to download goose virus" was on his screen when he was making the sounds and the scammer didnt even notice ahaha
This is probably the funniest thing I've seen in a while. I can safely say I've never seen someone get scammers to make animal noises AND have a rap battle.
I like how they are accusing each other for “sending the goose”
it had me laughing for a long time
Quack...LMAO
Trooper we need that shield generator down now!
Classic Trojan Goose
Goose is capturing a command post
That's gotta be one of the cutest "viruses" I've ever seen.
LogedRBLX he put the quotes for a reason
Ikr😂😂 it's adorable
I’m officially getting this as a screen saver so I can look over at night and laugh
With a goose like that it's more like a screen destroyer!
CallMeKevin used this thing while playiing Call of Duty and the other players in the match couldn't tell if he was trolling or not. XD Mind you, when the goose takes your cursor, in-game it's stealing your crosshair.
I enjoy how you grind them down emotionally, turning them into desperate, begging, knots of frustration as they helplessly watch their goal moving further and further away from them, until it finally dawns on them that there's nothing left to hold onto, the gold was an illusion, and they've lost their precious time.
How did this go from "Get rid of the goose" to "who can get me a better price on a rolex"?
It went to a rap battle
😂fr tho😂
999 likes? *n o t a n y m o r e*
Magic
I'm in tears laughing so hard while hearing them make goose sounds in order to have first dibs on ripping off an elderly lady.
What a time to be alive.
GoOsE
I'm right there with you, some of the best stuff I've seen in a while
The tears will fill a thousand oceans
It was a mistake watching this part with my mouth full of food
I'm impressed that he was actually uninstalling stuff that looked suspicious xD
The biggest brain scammer, he actually helps you for an overpriced amount.
Sorry, I made a mistake, that's just my health insurance.
Kit has somehow found two scammers who are both not abusive - incredible
The only person in the world that can make a scammer forget what they were doing and genuinely ponder what to do if there were geese in the road. I AM DEAD 😂😂😂
I thought he was gonna say “honk” but that was probably the joke he just didn’t reveal it
Yea , haha! I did like how Ash was nice and calm while answering the "question. I have a feeling that Ash would be a nice person in real life if he wasn't scamming anyone.
If their were geese in the road I’d HONK at them
The only acceptable answer is to floor it. They are a hell of a lot smarter than deer. They will move.
@@Gr3nadgr3gory no, they won't. I live in Canada, we have to stop for geese crossing all the time. They are some slow bastards.
A honk contest, a Rolex bidding war, and a rap battle? This is fantastic
I know right loool
Yes this was stupidly fun to watch scamers trying to rap battle and honk and they couldnt even speak normal cuz they wherent english and spoke all at once, making a mess of honks and wierd, non-fitting words
I love how not once did they ask: why?
@@key.key.937 that's mostly because in different countries animals "sound" different. For example ducks in us make a "quack", but in russia they make a "krya", which you technically can hear both in how a duck sounds.
Even the trolley problem. Recast with geese and goats.
This is my first time ever watching this channel. I'm confused, I've lost the plot, and I am laughing my ass off at the sheer WTFery of where this has gone in 30 minutes. This is art. Beautiful, confusing, art.
LOFL I know! I watch this abt every 3 mos & it keeps delivering 🤣🤣
👉🌽🤪
I know they're trying to scam her, but for the most part, this was surprisingly wholesome
It would be really funny if both these scammers were working in opposite corners of the same call center
"Hah finally the scammer left!"
*his coworker comes up and unplugs his pc.*
@@kirtil5177 remind me of pewdiepie. "hah!! Got you b*tch"
we can only hope! That would be awesome
They'd never figure it out lmao
🤣
yeah but you can recognize number , pretty sure they all have the same starting number or something like that.
Just imagine what was the "atmosphere" in both call centers when guys started to honk 😂😂
They honestly aren't even like real people. They probably didn't even think anything of it, or just started resorting to elementary style bullying. I don't think these guys ever age past 13.
it was probably highly smoky and very depressing
I would pay money to watch that
lmaoo "atmosphere" is the technical term they use in pyramid schemes for group meetings
The funny thing is that these peoples willingness to go along with silly things while still trying to reach a goal would make them excellent at being REAL helpers for old people. If their “IT” thing wasnt a scam and if they weren’t horrible people they might actually have a job in this
I love that every time you get two hackers on the line they immediately try to sabotage each other.
"Ma'am, in my technical opinion, that goose is a goat". 🤣
K Hendrickson nice profile pic tbh
Geese are now goats
Untitled goat game and geese simulator
language*
669th like
it's terrifying how good he is at pretending to be a boomer
Bobert the tennis ball
@@stevenhitspeople Agreed.
Right he might misuse that senior discount truely terrifying.
THE GOOSE SOUNDS HE SPENDS LIKE 40 SECONDS MAKING IM DEAD
what is bomer
Omg - honking, auctioning, and rapping?? This was too good.
I like how the scammers were also laughing when honking
That thieving goose is the most ridiculously cute thing I've ever seen.
Mess with the honk, you get the bonk.
I want it!
I need this mouse-goose-cursor !!!! 🤩😍🤣
Hjonk
8:17
@@isabellecoeur1829 it's free, too, just google "desktop goose"
it's insane how both scammers are actually having fun and laughing by the absurdity of this entire call lmao, like, if they weren't such shitty, shitty people they'd be pretty cool.
These scamming calls generally go right by the script and are incredibly boring, so they seem to appreciate a little diversion. Scammers seem to have a disconnect between their unethical aims and their ability to be attentive and kind in the moment.
@@kathleensutherland6593 Scammers are just people. They'll rationalise the bad so they can go home and sleep at night, but they can still hang out and be chill. Everyone can and many (most) people do this when they do dick things.
i think a lot of scammers are just brought there by the circumstances of the society they live in. the countries they call from are impoverished as fuck, and having a terrible governmental response to the covid pandemic hasn't helped any. it's easy to tell the difference between a person who scams by necessity versus one who does it because they're genuinely a shitty person. i think survival is more important than morals, and the "ground troop" scammers don't really earn enough to warrant my condemnation - that's reserved for the managers and the people that put the whole thing together, not to mention the geopolitical complexities that caused the incredibly poor distribution of wealth in the first place causing low-income countries to resort to scamming.
that's why i love kitboga so much. he just wastes their time in an enjoyable way and both prevents them from talking to someone else while also educating people on how these scams are perpetrated, without resorting to weird revenge-porn tactics like other scambaiters.
@@Person01234 I don't know, I think it must be abnormal to be able to rationalize this level of terrible. Or maybe I suck at rationalizing being a shit person, I don't know. Generally someone has to do something pretty shitty for me to rationalize treating them as bad as scammers do.
@@PixieoftheWood I mean, I seriously doubt scamming people is gonna be like your number one career choice, no matter who you are. Think, it's a dead end job, probably low pay, and you're the butt of hundreds of jokes.
Sometimes it's not a choice though. But they can still be chill people.
The little goose waddling off with the mouse got me nonstop giggling
I know omg! How can I get a goose widget lol
@angelweengz if you haven't figured it out you can get it. My friend sent me one a while back, and to get rid of the goose it's esc key.
Yes you can get dozens of then at once, and an army will break your pc.
It’s so funny and I don’t know why 😂😂
This is the best vid yet. Getting two scammers to rap battle each other is peak entertainment.
“Worldwide Webbed Wide Association of certified tech professionals”
You caught that too...
I love this callback
ah yes, the W.W.W.W.A.C.T.P. they do great work
There's a legend amongst the Tech Scammer world, a man from the Worldwide Webbed Wide Association of Certified Tech Professionals named Daniel that could scam an old woman successfully out of thousands of gift cards... Skeptics say he's just an elaborate prank done by a TH-camr. But people that have experienced him first hand swear that he's real. Anyone that comes across him quivers in their headset.
Having done real tech support specializing with senior citizens, I can say without a doubt, you are way too convincing as an old lady. Have you ever made a real tech support call as an old lady? I swear I've talked to you before LOL
@John Stonik what
@John Stonik huh?
@John Stonik you do know real companies have IT support and have divisions that specialize in senior citizens right
@@ayajade6683 I guess they are saying that if he has talked to kitboga he has to be a scammer 😂
@@WillFaustCuber op was talking about how kit rambles just like an actual old lady does with his job John is just an ass
what's the point of living if I don't have a goose stealing my curser
It feels so unusual to see the Scammer this calm at the beginning. So collected and relaxed.
In the pool of scammers those two were sweet as hell like if they would even enjoy the competition and all this goofery
"Okay, now Ash, you make a honk noise."
*errrughhh*
He died rip f
Rip in peace
Constipation and suffering
24:22
The violent coughing to cover up his laugh
Edit - wow "to covering" I'm apparently illiterate
32:58 "just shut up, let Ms ______ rap!"
FUCK THAT GUY WAS SO INTO IT IM CRYINGDJSDHASHAHA
LMAOOO
Begging to be sampled
I lost my fucking mind at that. HAHAHAHAHA
literally the BEST part of the whole incredible call
@@JeepnHeel oh we didn't knew that.
Imagine a scammer doing prevention about scammers to help you not being scammed, and then doing goose noises to convince you he's the right choice...
I can't stop laughing xD
Only kitboga can get two scammers honking at each other like geese.
I'm a Police Detective in Louisiana, and I have cases daily where people have sent money to "buy a car", or "for computer services". Had one last month that bought a car from "Pennsylvania", and sent a few grand, but was in fact an indian scammer. Nothing we can do! The numbers are traced to burner phones. Total different fuckin country! Not only does this channel provide some of the funniest entertainment (granny) that I've ever seen, it does a true service that we as Police can not! Thank you Kitboga!
yes
India cannot do anything about it because it is a corrupted nation where money speaks. Even one of the biggest actors of Bollywood is involved in murder and poaching but the courts cannot do anything.
Ayush Raj :( that’s so sad
ACAB
☆ Props to you, sir!
Hope nobody tries to "De-Fun" you!
"Yes I will do rap battle"
"He doesn't have a penny in his pant however he's selling Rolex around"
How do you get them to do this shit LOL
It never gets old cuz it varies. 😂😂
Greed. They both think of him as a floppy old woman wallet with legs, short legs so he’s an easy target, when in actuality he’s running circles around them as a long/legged young human man.
Followed by "look at this Jordan" and Jordan replying "that's a good one" hhshah so wholesome.
@@BenderdickCumbersnatch name is Jordan
Thinks he's Michael Jordan
Oh-oh
It's like Kaneshiro's Palace except with less broken ATMs.
Scammers arguing with each other over who is legitimate is the greatest irony ever.
"Shut up, let Miss Marge rap!"
I love these guys. For once they didn't threaten her life.
"Just shut up, let Mrs. Marge rap!" -The superior scammer (2020)
I c r i ed
For reference 32:54
im laughing way too hard lmaO
Yoooo this was mad funny
* Honking for 2mins straight... *
*Scammer:* _”Are you there ma’am?”_
Yes, obviously, don’t you hear the honks?!
He thought the goose got her!
Adam Pilarski Damn geese takin people and what not. For their nefarious goose purposes
I’m just picturing these guys in their offices with their coscammers continually looking over at them wondering why they’re honking and quacking lol
I'd imagine that's what a former hunter would say "I just see geese everywhere" *Tears in their eyes*
That poor scammer guy found a moment to escape his sad reality.
Sadly..Yes🥺.. He probably needed this.. Butbut.. they are the same a**holes behind that.. It can easy take my heart away when thinking about what brought them to that point and start scamming.. So I dont..where can a human feel well and at the same time do this..?! Money?..in change of all your feelings, beliefs.. and to be tru to your heart...?!.. naaaa..👋🏼🙄🇸🇪
@@lindaedvardsson4218 Yeah I stop sympathizing with someone who's has a terrible life once they start taking it out and try ruining others.
They hardly ever laugh and when they do it sounds akward. But yes it's nice to hear they are human
@@lindaedvardsson4218 a lot of these guys do these jobs just to get by and barely get any of the money they scam people out of (mostly goes to their boss). I'm not saying that makes it ok, but there's a lot of people that feel that if it means letting their family have food and shelter that they'll do anything.
@@lindaedvardsson4218 good point but for the love of god use grammar like a normal person
This the closest thing to wholesome as scams could possibly be.
Yes
32:39 BARS
I like how you can see install desktop goose when he's explaining the difference between a goose and a goat
'What kind of support are you providing ?'
'The same kind you are providing'
-cracked me up lol
How does the other guy know he also have a Texas accent
I mean, he wasn't lying...
The people in the office with those scammers must have been so confused
@Sammy G badump-pshh
@Sammy G ha ha, this can go in 'RareInsults' 🤣
*HONK*
"HERR HERRR!" "ASH WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW STICK TO THE GUIDE!"
i cant imagine what the coscammers of this guy think when hearing him making animal noises
"His name is Jordan
He thinks he's Michael Jordan
Oh oh
He doesn't have a penny in his hand
But he's throwing money... around"
Eminem been real quiet since these bars dropped.
Come to this video every time I need a good laugh 😂 Keep doing what you're doing!!
With some of these calls, I just want to see what's going on in the office. Like, when this scammer is suddenly making goose noises, or "rapping" on the phone; you know the others are just turning around to stare at him wondering what the fuck is going on with this call.
Does he have to go talk to his boss after this and go "I'm sorry, I couldn't make convincing enough goose noises to convince that old woman to trust me."
I hope he does.
Me too, I just commented that before seeing this Haha like does this shit happen often? What happens when they scream at the people? Or when they hear them rap? I cant imagine what their bosses think
@@desvexel840 the bosses probably encourage it unfortunately & most likely don’t even care what they say or do as long as they get the money
I think things probably get so dull that they invite the ridiculousness of scambaiting. A tiny part of me wants to believe that they had a feeling it was going nowhere and just had a ball with the goose noises and the rap battle.
Literally though lmfao. I can only imagine how it looks to everyone else in that office when they start doing that.
@@xFlareLeon Yeah I sort of feel like that too. Just a bit of a vibe I got like they started to not care as much and let that call go when they were on the rap battle.
"It's just a goose? That's not *just* a goose... he's an UGLY DUCKLING!...LOOK he's taking the mouse again!!!"
this video slayed me I'm losing my mind over this 😂
Make him stop!!
So funny 😂😂😂😂😂❤
I want to see him take this idea further. Get like thirty of these guys together on the line fighting to see who will be the one to scam the "old lady". Just an all out scammer battle royale. The chaos would be exquisite.
this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to hear 2 men fighting over who can make the best goose sound
24:12 this is the highlight
Jordan opens strong but Ash counters with the sound of a dying goose being slowly crushed to death
I choked at that point laughing
Thank you for this timestamp XD it's precious
A C C U R A T E
Really? I thought the rap battle was pretty genius 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I cant believe he made the spammers do honk noises lmao
“You’re on a scooter with low blinker fluid”
😂underrated line
Broken windshield wiper
Blinker fluid. Hahaha!
Had me dying. Blinker fluid is such a great meme.
Bruh there's many lines in the video that are underrated like "im having goosebumps"
Omg, im crying 😭😭😭😭 Is he threatening me? "Mess with the honk, you get the bonk"? 😂
"Would you take a gander at that?"
This made me lol so hard!
Ash must be the most wholesome dirtbag of all time.
Was the guy that fell in love with his kayd character also named Ash?
He's the sweetest.
I thought the honking was gonna be the most hilarious but then you made them do a rap battle 😂😂😂
I can’t believe this is real life LOL
Time stamp please?
@@forknspoon3275 30:30
And kit was so much better than both of them 🤣😂🤣😂
I can’t believe they participated 😂😂
I've never wanted a virus before this 🤣
Also that voice changing software is pretty fantastic. Very impressive lol.
OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!! You made me pee my panties... I couldn't stop laughing when you got the scammer to start honking. My stomach hurts sooooo bad. (And I'm only at 9:49 !)
This 'new, you' is almost giving me a heart attack. I am 86 yrs old and I watch you because of Vivian Rogers (and I think she has a cat). And I love it when you put a wig on and especially the blue one.
God, you just made my night. Bless you....... now I have to go back and see if he gets the 'Bonk'.
I hope there is no more animal noises or I may have to stop, wring out my panties and continue in the morning.
Heck, I just looked at the date and this was 2 yrs ago.
lmao what is this comment. wring out your panties? ahahaha
ahem..
tmi.
Pee your pants? He nearly made me shit mine!
Lmao when he googled goose, the goose virus came up in the results.
ITS NOT A VIRUS. a virus definition: " In more technical terms, a computer virus is a type of malicious code or program written to alter the way a computer operates and is designed to spread from one computer to another." The goose program is not malicious and cant spread from computer to computer. If you press a certain key for long enough it turns it off.
@@redpug5042 I think they know that, it's just referred to as a virus.
RedPug why don’t to cry to kitboga? His title is clearly spreading confusion
You don't know what you're talking about it's clearly a wirus
@@redpug5042 me: says a anything
The internet: akchkually
“Don’t geese have webbed feet?! He was from the World Wide Webbed Association! Oh no...”
I fucking died.
ROTFLMFFAO
You get them to make animal sounds and try to rap to dubstep.😂😂
The scammer: I may be a monster but I am a playful monster
The dude really tried to stick to the script rather than charging her for removing the goose.
There are a lot of his videos where it would be so much easier for the scammers to go off script and end it, but they just don't. They miss a lot of opportunities
@@nathanritter541 better than having people get scammed
“You’re on a scooter with no blinker fluid” I died
don't forget no windshield wipers
@@Pundae that too
And they forgot to take the winter air out of the tires, and put in the summer air
@@jayyden oof that’s the worst
Personally I hate running out of blinker fluid I always forget to refill it.
"no not like that, you sound constipated"
The goose virus is got to be the most hilarious virus ever made. I wonder the context of its creation.
24:18
"Ok now Ash, you make a honk."
"HEUGH HEUHHH"
LMAO
👌
Sounds like the scam center boss hasn't fed him for a month
i cant stop crying
"I have goose bumps, is it gone?"
Comedy gold
So good actually
These people are just so stinking gross. The things they say to manipulate the vulnerable. Wish there was more people like you striking back!
I think that this is about the cleanest scammer-scamming video I've seen yet. Like, I think I can actually share this one with extended family. Amazing 💯 goose approved, hjönk hjönk!