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This guy is such a good conversationalist he should be a TH-camr or narrator
HE ALREADY IS A TH-camR UGHH
@@PVPER144 THATS WHAT IM TELLING EVERYONE!
Oh my god will you bots fuck off! No one who uses TH-cam is going to fall for this shit!
@@PVPER144 r/whoooosh
Edit: why is everyone caring about this comment it was 6 months ago, stop replying- it was a joke bru
this comment was invaded by the bots everyone evacute
Fun fact! People can hold their breath a lot longer than they think, they just have to fight the instinct to resurface due to CO2 build up. That feeling of impending death isn’t lack of oxygen unless you’ve been under for a while
I'm gonna do that
Edit : just made a mistake now I'm flying, BRB gonna go to Mexico while flying
Instructions unclear: drunk water while under water
Which is why you can stay under longer just by having a plastic bag full of air to breathe into. You trick your lungs into thinking the air is just stuffy, not that you're suffocating. In fact, the advanced diving apparatus known as the "rebreather" is just an advanced version of this that works entirely on the placebo effect!
@OptiWrath0 *He's here, he's there, he's everywhere*
the more you know
"What's a galaxy made of?Orange juice?"That shit made me wheeze
Math teachers wondering the measurements when you dont state it in the problem be like
@NOTraju ayo me too
its made of milky whey
so sorry
nO, iT's mAdE oF sTaRs! gO tO lErNiNg
Or is it water?
When I feel dumb, I come back to this subreddit to feel better about myself
I just feel dumb but when I’m here I feel slightly less dumb
@@pineapplepie5972 I fee it
Edit: Feel** guess I'm dumb AND cant spell
WHen I fEeL DUmB i gO sTudY
until you saw your comment getting wooooshed somewhere and the it is uploaded there, painful...
Pineapple
I've always wanted to say this: the '$20 vs $15 + $5 shipping' joke is actually true. Most shipping charges are non-refundable, so it's better to pay the $20 for the item itself, because if you should need to return it, you'll get that all back.
True, but what's more important is the PRINCIPLE, dammit!
ah ill remember that, but also what about the tiny microscopic amount of tax you might save by paying more or less money on shipping.
pretty sure the comment at 11:31 was a joke idk if im not getting something
who is the one getting wooshed
@@AnEnderNon no
Actually a good point
"What's a Galaxy made out of, orange juice?"
Math teachers wondering the measurements when you don't state it in the problem be like
it's made of milky whey
... I will see myself out
@@madcatlady Take my like and LEAVE
@@madcatlady the milky WHEY
@@incognitomode178 cheeses are you a clot? I am straining to explain butter best try.
@@madcatlady yeah but
milky whey
this entire subreddit can be summed up with a single meme:
🌠The More You Know🌠
🌠Wow.🌠
@@seek6560 are you the guy from the backrooms on level !
@@pissheater3k he is not he is from D O O R S
@@SerialDesignationB13 in apeirophobia
@@pissheater3k no he's from doors!
“It’s literally chutes and ladders”
Snakes: am I a joke to you
Get a spinner when you cross a snake for a 50/50 for it to bite the player and they -1 for every turn. If it's one then no move because poison effect
Spinner for a 50/50 chance to fall of a ladder and not go up it and you get fall damage effect which is the same as the poisonous effect
@@blueythecube9780 that’s smart
Nice
These videos make me scared to correct someone dumb on the internet because I always feel like "nobody can be that stupid it MUST be a joke" but nope
When they argue back I always wonder if they're just REALLY dedicated to the troll.
Like how it's impossible to tell "real" flat Earth arguments from satirical ones.
@@Bacteriophagebs exactly
Poe's law guys. It exists exactly for these situations.
We need a little Edgar Allan Poe emoji to use when making a joke (can't use it now cause I can't find it)
Yep. It makes it unreasonably hard for us who suck with socialization. Like I can't even tell whether it's a joke or not a lot of the time.
@@cameronmccracken5265 i swearr.
2:17 worst part is she probably didnt even send the manuel for the cake
Manuel 🇲🇽🪅
manuel. lin manuel miranda?
@@mmm-ei3yi yes.
@@mmm-ei3yi @hmm
Oof that sucks, the manager will have to rent their own Manuel™️ Personal Chef then
I love this guy's voice. He should be a voice actor or a TH-camr or something
He is a youtuber 🙄🙄🙄/j
bUt He IsSsSsSsSsSs!!1!1!!
So I don’t have to directed at exactly one person R/woooosh
r/Woosh
Stolen comment
Fun fact: "Nanomachines, son!" Is the perfect excuse for anything. Late for class? Nanomachines, son! Lost in the woods? Nanomachines, son! Pretend to be human and no help your nation when they need you, as their God, the most? Nanomachines, son! Your wife who's a goddess of another nation realizes your alive and you finally remember who you are? I don't know, I'm scared I think she'll hit me with our child!!!
@Kalna Haa🍇 Annoying bots? NANOMACHINES SON!
@@written_and_recited That's the spirit Jack!
@@dragonmastertheedgeking1595 I love you guys already
@Tommy Gaming 🅥 Mysterious links? Nanomachines *SON* !
You just explained the Metal Gear games
I lose more and more braincells everytime I hear or read how stupid people can really be. I swear, do people even know what a joke is anymore? Props to the guy that realized that it was a joke and edited his comment
I like people who do that, but I HATE people who do that and act like “oh what do you mean I got the joke” without saying they didn’t at first.
Ye
@@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry I had an instance once when someone in a youtube comment section completely missed a very obvious joke, got way overly angry over it, and when it was pointed out to them that it was a joke tried to turn it into an argument about whether the joke was funny or not in an attempt to cover up that he just didn't get it at all. People, man...
Haha funny number
@@XvWindvX wtf man
i dont know why but when im bored i always watch emkay as a last resort and it always helps/works
literally same
1:00 In the actual lore he is a camera man, there is a clip where SpongeBob hits him with his boat/car, he’s wearing a scuba diving suit.
But that was something Nickelodeon wanted to do to break the 4th wall.
@@MelonyMelonester lmao
I can hold my breath underwater for the rest of my life
Yo I bet I can beat you, I can be underwater until I die, nobody said anything about holding your breath-
I know how to breath underwater forever
I know how to go underwater
1:06
“A normal human can hold their breath for 2-3 minutes”
Me who can’t even hold my breath for 5 seconds: 👁👄👁
my bro chelded it for 2 hour in the bath tub but i was put into a insane asylum after that idk why
@@elliassendarias3819 who knows
Normal?
Some people have a hard time wrapping their mind around ironic or sarcastic humor. And that’s funny to me.
I've always found it very hard to wrap something that's banana shaped.
@@Asertix357
Me too.
How do i remove my brain from my skull to wrap it around sarcasm?
@@LunaCecropia
Cutting tools, and a scoop.
@@sayuncleordie thank you
5:22 these are the best ones. They’re just so confident that they’re right and that the joke is stupid. I can forgive the ones who get confused by the jokes like “But wait a minute isn’t that not how it is?” But then there’s these guys who call out the joke with such conviction!
3:39 "thank you! Thank you! And for your next trick at the party yall do what? Huh? Cancer!"
Regarding the Waiter joining the meal joke, it depends. If it's around time for your lunch break, depending on the atmosphere of the restaurant, and the mindset of the owner, you might not get fired. Some hometown diners may even encourage it.
Back in '99, I ate at a little cafe not too far from here where the two local waitresses were playing cards with a couple of regulars and invited the new waiter to join them. He had just moved to town a few months prior and they wanted help him get to know the people there. The Cook/owner conversed with a few other customers from the kitchen. It was busy, but the staff didn't miss a beat; leaving the game to refill coffee, serve food, and take orders as it came up.
The service was so good and I enjoyed myself so much that, even though my meal was only about $8, I just dropped a $20 and left. That memory makes me smile to this day. 🙂
That's really cool.
where is this place, where is this here place you speak of, i must go there. it sounds so nice
@@electrobuzzgamer2087 I don't remember the name, but it's in Rockport, Washington. I'm not even sure it's still open.
Edit: it might be in Marblemount, up river from Rockport. I went there a few times back when I was working for North Cascades National Park.
6:10
Best line ever
I have always thought of whoosh as wind through leaves but now, I will always think of emkay and the subreddit, thank you?
Well, you could technically still see it as wind: blowing from one ear in to the other ear out (if you know what I mean)
@@smeagolbaggins It's actually the sound of the joke flying over your head
@@DevourerDragons but it could mean both
Person: One bacteria entered my body, now I'm sick!
Their microbiome: Shouldn we tell them?
why hasn't this comment been whoooshed yet
@@Vinemaple Because it is obviously a joke 🙄
@@Ikajo I don't see the connection
7:29 that’s the goke
But joke starts with a 'j'?
5:49 Vegan literally just gave a reason to eat more animals.
dats true
Every time a vegan goes on about CO2 and how too many cows cause it, I think of the early settlers of America writing home to Europe/England with tales of "moving seas of hundreds of thousands of bison"...(or similar wording). Without humans, imagine how many wildebeest would be prancing across the Serengeti during migration...
Selective breeding is the real problem, not the animals
Looking forward to see genetically engineered animals that eat plants that grow in "useless" areas, have minimal use in muscular, neural and bone tissue for more efficiency and that is born instantly mature with the help of some tech
When he said " what's a galaxy made of, Orange juice" I almost died
Knowing the internet. There's a high statistical chance that the op might actually be serious and not joking
Yeah,but most people say it out because they are joking...
At 4:20 the Morse code says “Nobody thinks your cool”
Just to clarify for the people who want to know
Are we blind deploy the likes
I wish i saw this before spending like 10 minutes figuring it out myself
I love the Ikea one , lol I spent 17 hours putting a desk together once.
Ikea's got the weirdest business model ever. Guy sat up in bed one night and said "hey, how about one place where people can buy build-it-yourself bookcases...and *meatballs*!"
@@dadoctah It was probably his wife who suggested meat balls. Because everyone gets hungry when they get lost in Ikea.
11:19 as someone who lives in pa, it hurts that some people can’t even pronounce Allegheny right
12:47 This kind of responses are so funny to me because of how self-confident they feel.
Pls explain the joke...
I feel stupid
8:01 but the store doesn't run
Yeah, it walks
Maybe the manager isn't scary enough to make it run?
Like idk what people mean by shoplifting, its way too heavy to lift
5:01 this reminded me of that one scene in a Charlie Brown movie were Snoopy learned to perform magic and one kid just kept yelling "FAKE"
OMFG I want a tshirt that says "Do you have stupid? " It works on so many levels.
I loved that.
7:43 This is how you spot a Karen in the wild. They have zero sense of humor and irony and will find any reason to complain about everything. Kind'a like the vast majority of people getting called out in this subreddit. Their lives must be miserable when they can't find joy in anything but being malicious and spiteful.
When I translated the morse code message @ 4:16, it meant "NOBODY THINKS YOUR COOL"
So they would've insulted us either way
This is an amazing mix of r/facepalm and r/funny.
4:21
The morse code translates to "Nobody thinks your cool"
He used the wrong you're.
I am in pain.
6:02 i can imagine the face he's makimg
00:01Welcome To TH-cam Timed Beta
Thanks
I always do this when watching emkay
@@someone4229 your someone?
@@randompersonroamingtheinternet no i am Someone
it's no longer in beta!! yipee
2:25 Devito-chan is best girl
Agreed
Amazing as always, great job Robin!
@Tommy Gaming 🅥 it may not be a Rickroll but it is quite nice
4:13
The fact that he literally made it so much more obvious by spelling poor wrong and people dont get it makes me angry at people
1:37 sounds like something a capri-sun would say, I know because I'm a geneva convention. I majored in astrogoly at fullsit collegea
I’m usually that one person telling absurd jokes that not even I understand
8:50 “your bad at doing math”
literally 5 second later: *1.0*
Naw the vegan knew it was a joke but was still offended 🤣
5:41
pack your bags boys, were on a journey to find out who asked
The IKEA one should be pretty obvious-
Also, I would love to see it realistically take place
it was my favourite :-) I hope OP included the worst photocopy of a terrible photocopy of instructions in broken Engrish too.
@@Kayenne54 ooo, a crossover with r/Engrish. Bold idea.
this comment inspired me to gather the ingredients needed for a cake and travel to another city to the nearest Ikea only to want to talk to the manager. he asked what was the problem, so I said I really appreciate how good is the store's furniture and how nice are the employees and because of that i got him a cake. i opened the box with the ingredients and a recipe for the cake printed out on paper.
Growing up around Pittsburgh, the struggle to say Allegheny made me chuckle. Always second nature around here lol.
As someone who knows Morse code the Morse code says “Nobody thinks your cool”.
I struggle understanding things all the time, and I take everything too literally, and yet I'm no where near as bad as these people, so it makes me feel good about myself.
Go
yeah it's because the people that dont get the joke are so rude and arrogant about it, hopefully it's cuz you're different
That was a joke i did a random word gen
I'm autistic so i struggle with this too and sometimes when it's a sarcastic joke about my special interest i do act like the people in the video lmao
Oh is it extreme
6:15
I legitimately thought it was Van Diesel I’m SO disappointed in myself
"I can do what, 40 seconds? And then i'll die"
fr 💀
8:17 Stupid of you to cook the bread at 623K for 55 minutes when you can just do the math and cook it at 34265K for one minute
I would rather kids think Michelangelo was a turtle than there was a bearded man in the sky who grants wishes and take attendance and thats he is the reason we should get along.
Mate, you've got to have some reason to get along, right? Or, do you have a better idea? Please share.
@@Kayenne54 never liked the idea that religious people use the idea that if they dont do what there imaginary friend says they'll go to "hell" just do whats right cuz its right. They call it religious i call it gullible and superstitious.
how about we don't make fun of anyones beliefs, no matter how stupid they may seem to you [:
okay EmKay, Woooosh has got to be one of the best subs. the furiously pedantic and the confidently ignorant slammed together for the enjoyment of the intellectual elite.
NOW Do you see why we NEED that asteroid to slap the planet? just one good SMACK
But then again, r/wooooosh makes a bunch of 10/12 year olds rush to their phones and keyboards to do the wooooshing so they can make a post on r/wooooosh and hopefully get some Reddit karma. But I agree with your point.
So funny! So true. Sadly true.
I love the rivalry between r/facepalm and r/woooosh
I haven't watched EmKay in 4 months.
THE ENTIRE PFP, INTRO, AND BANNER CHANGED
WOW
10:34 My absolute favorite!
That deer at 3:59 kinda nice doe
I don't have enough bucks 😭😭😭😭
It's a dog 😂
Ah yes 10, 20, 30 ext. Cold summer night, rain pours onto a small park in the middle of a city.
* Robin internally screaming shut up philosopher smurf *
r/wooosh is the definiton of that one time you make that really really REALLY good joke but no one gets it
yo why tf are bots everywhere
It's gotten to the point where I clearly label the jokes I make on TH-cam, no matter how patently obvious. Otherwise I just know someone will come along within five minutes going "well, aaackschually..."
I honestly had to stop at 9:04 because i just can't take it anymore. *It's. So. Mother. F•^_ing. Annoying.* LIKE- WHEHJRKRNWKEBEJW WHY
Earliest I have ever been to an EmKay video and I absolutely love it
6:09 I almost choked on my food because of the sudden derpy voice with the orange juice comment.
C L O S E
2:06 This makes me want to jump off a bridge.
My original favorite subreddit.
I thoroughly enjoyed the undertale music in the background throughout this video, was a vibe
9:57
Ok but
If you don't know what to get someone, you can literally get them cash or some gift cards
It's the best option
And should be a default present for anyone over the age of 13
Because by then, people usually know what they want, and can use money for more than something that will sit in their closet until they decide to get rid of it because they need some room for new useless presents
Honestly, these videos make me want to go on reddit and deliberately correct an obvious joke, so I can get wooshed, just so I can reply with "Well you don't make it into an Emkay video by doing nothing"
Do it
Just do it
dont let your dreams be dreams
5:15 it was my birthday yesterday so i was hanging out with some friends and i went to drop one of them at their house, they said happy birthday to me after they got out of the car and i accidentally said you too and i felt the need to share this for no reason
I once put this post on Facebook:
To make a long story short, I got a job as an editor for Reader's Digest.
Several people congratulated me instead of getting the joke.
What was the joke?
I just read a blursed Bleach fanfic and I needed this for therapy
So this is my first time watching r/wooooosh. Basically, in this subreddit we get to see people who ruins jokes. At least, that is how I see it. And this people annoy me.
7:17 iWall
So Pokémon GO encourage us to go outside during a shooting and a Tornado?
Now that’s a lawsuit
12:13 chickens are somehow actually the closest related animal to the t-Rex
13:03 when this guy starts talking abt how Jesus needs to be taught in all schools, this reminded me of a story:
So I got a Christian school so we have to learn a lot abt God and all of the. But me and my friends don't believe in it, one of them is even Muslim.. But once lockdown hit, we had to do online learning. One off the classes was a trivia thing about god and all of that. So me and all of my friends formed a group. After we tested the breakout rooms, we started, (Just a reminder, none o fus believe in god at all.), we started. We had 13 questions all together and it was a competition. Everyone knew that my friend group didn't believe in god so it was no secret, anyway, there were some really religious kids that were In my class. Anyway, as it all goes on and we finish, we found out that my group what the only one to get all of the questions right and we won (We didn't even google anything). That's not all. Once lockdown was over we did another religious test, we formed the same groups and won AGAIN.
I absolutely hate it when people are all "find jesus! bible!! church!! yeah!!!" and refuse to actually do things like properly read the bible. I am a muslim, and people like that exist too but there are far less.
You know, these stupid responses to memes are really funny! They should make a subreddit to put them all on
Isn't there one already?
If they do, they should call it r/woooosh
@@LunaCecropia I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic I hope you are though for my own braincells
@@_N3cr0s1s_ r/woooosh haha
@@_N3cr0s1s_ wth is that user lol
The cake at 2:18
"Hey, why did you give me a cake i need to make?"
"Because it's IKEA"
Whenever I do something stupid I just watch this and it makes me feel better
1:10 25 seconds, take it or leave it
* leaves it *
1 second and im out cuz the water hurts my eyes and nose
Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."
“WhAt’S a GalExY mADe oF, OrANGe JOos?
Made my day :)
1:14 An apple a day keeps anything away if you throw hard enough.
2:44
Not only did he get whooshed, he was wrong as well!
Nokias were invented in 1865.
Wonder what was used as armor before then.
They used bread after you put it in the microwave
@@maidenreligion12 Ahhh, gotcha.
they used nokia prototypes
8:36 no it's snakes and ladders
Thank you emkay
R/whoosh makes me wanna punch a wall I really didn't think there was a subreddit for people with no humor
14:20 ah yes ext is the age that your so old you glitch the system
12:35 I'm pretty sure he voiced them, though. And that counts as playing the role.
It's so good watching r/Woooosh after a long time
It's called "Zoom" because that's how fast your sanity goes away when you use it for online classes, change my mind
8:53
He's tryna be smart but dosent know that an 100/3 dosent have wn ending, he pit like whay 10 3s?
Its infite,
3.(3) > 3.333333333333333333
3:47 well it clearly couldn’t have been discovered by women
It could... Isn't that obvious that it could be discovered by a man or woman!?!
(This is a joke)
10:54 i don't, i just drive waiting for human sacrifices
I like the new intro and it flips you of for a second