@@kirbomatic1573 I'd consider joining the crew, in fact if they do an audition request again in the future I'll probably apply for giggles. But I won't sound quite right, similar name, different person. But I'm flattered that you got me confused with Damien.
I'm so happy I get to watch these and look down on people when I feel sad about myself,it just makes me feel better knowing there are people who don't understand the simplest of jokes
On one hand I CANT WAIT for these videos to come out and watch, but on the other hand r/Wooosh makes me aware of the amount of humorless aliens this earth holds 😅
You might have a love-hate relationship with me then, I'm both. Either I get them and reply back as sarcastically and people don't get it, or I don't get the joke, or I just auto-correct something not realising it's a joke, and get yelled at. Or I straight up take something serious as a joke, and get yelled at. I have all done all of these and I can't seem to win.
@@Skaetbull Imma just try and not get in a woooosh video here but, in Journey to The West he crushed Sun Wu Kong under his hand which was also a mountain
I was in class once, and someone legitimately had an argument about the year 3000 being in 80 years. What's worse is the teacher agreed with the person saying it was 3000 in 80 years
Day 21 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this). Thanks! :D
"gun master" is an actual title in germany. When film studios need weapons, the one handling them and keeping them safe is the "Waffenmeister" which translates to weapon master (close enough). And yes, he has to have quite difficult to obtain licenses to be allowed to hold that title.
The intro was perfect. The silence really makes it so much better, Ik it was to pause and self promote subbing to emkay, but I really wish people looking at this sub would use the silence technique more often
but you just listed a repeating things in an ironic way in a youtube comment section. You are clearly lying bruh Woooosh me I dare you *IDAREYOU* congrats, you've made it this far, Now get ready for A Longer Scroll 3 2 1 joe mama so fat her weight is larger than this comment lol Random stuff go brrr Ok i'm done Sike This won't end Trust me why you keep scrolling chú ý cảm ơn bạn đã chú ý tới chú ý này sự chú ý của bạn sẽ được chú ý Okay i'm done
1:54 "miss the era when people actually used to think before opening their mouths to avoid these kind of mistakes" Congratulations, You played yourself
The dumb excuses on the phone are so great ! 😂 From now on, instead of hanging up on scammers, I’ll tell them I have to save my goldfish who is drowning, then hang up. 😂
These people are probably the same people who watched Rick and Morty and then spread the famous copypasta around because they genuinely think they are smarter than everyone.
@@kahulub Ima take that photoshop and shove it up ur nose pic maybe u will be able to smell the nonsense ur talking about! p.s plz take it as a joke i wasnt serious lol
4:42 A "Braille Display" is a flat keyboard-like device that translates text into braille and enables blind or deaf-blind individuals to read text using their fingers.
The correct intro is “Start throbbin’ it’s Robin.”
*cries*
if this doesn't get used im unsubscribing
W h y did I have to see this before I saw the vid
That’s even worse!
Throbbing 😏😏😏
"He's been dead for like the past century"
Double points - r/woooosh combined with unexpected r/technicallythetruth!
r/technicallythewoooosh!
please return to Emkay, we missed you.
@@ThisGalaxyCat r/unexpectedlythewoooosh
No because he said like the past century not over a century
@@kirbomatic1573 I'd consider joining the crew, in fact if they do an audition request again in the future I'll probably apply for giggles. But I won't sound quite right, similar name, different person. But I'm flattered that you got me confused with Damien.
I'm so happy I get to watch these and look down on people when I feel sad about myself,it just makes me feel better knowing there are people who don't understand the simplest of jokes
How is your nick "A non existent human" if you're typing this? Are you stupid? Try harder
(I'm woosh joking)
This subreddit always makes me feel both pissed and smarter.
Um you can't be smarter because you watched a reddit video
I feel like “if blind how reply” was just it’s own separate joke
Cant like u on 69
Maybe
Seems like it
r/decreasinglyverbose is what ur lookin for
4:42
Whoosh people in a nutshell: everyone is stupid except me
Ironic.
I think u got me and everyone mixed up
Or: I’m surrounded by idiots
2020 in a nutshell:Everyone is stupid except for me
*woooosh
14:10
Yeah the spider was normal sized.
For australian standards
I didn't know Australians had standards.
@@frankhooper7871 Of course, professionals have standards
13:43 that "oh wow really" sounds like an entirely different person i cant 😭😭
Sounds like my friend aiden-
Me personally, he sounds like SpongeBob.
robin became lexi
@@HELPLESNESS67820HE DOES HE REALLY DOES🤣
@@XENOX714 i cant 😭😭
“left handed people aren’t real”
me: “mr. stark, i dont feel so good...”
bro yes they i remember when the media actually did research be fore post smh my head
**and then, I vanish, allowing myself to fly away as my atoms return to the earth**
It got me when this happened
@@trulers8713 lol same name
@@AbC-uo1wm hum, I have suspicions we are separate ghosts, but also close enough.
the “its meth dude” “EVEN BETTER” bruh 🤣🤣😂
Message Retracted
Meth is BEST
If anyone says "it's a joke bruh" I'm going to r/woooosh them
@@user-pk1sn8sg8e Heheheehheehheeheh iTs A jOkE bRuH- hehehehe your welcome
it's a joke bruh
10:35 My favorite I used was “I gotta go, it’s my turn to set my grandmother on fire.”
Have you used that a lot?
A fair bit
That sounds like a good excuse to use.
That's a crime
(joke)
Sometimes, explaining the joke makes it funnier
sometimes, that's why spongebob new movie sucks.
I don't get it. Do explain
Its just a joke bro
@@OminousOnyx772 r/woooosh
wooshing youself? I said dont get it explain as a form of sarcasm because of their comment LOL@@priyankanispro
"Left-Handed People aren't real"
Me: *Fades away*
Guess I'll die
I don't feel so good Mr. Stark..
@@zanenazarian5871 😂damn dude that's funny
Press f to pay respects
*Guess I’ll live*
"left handed people arent real" oh yeah i almost forgot **slowly fades away**
Left handed people don't exist at all. Never seen one. There's no point in making left handed instruments too. Unless someone wants to be Dick Dale.
The correct intro is "Hey it's Robin, start throbbin' !" ✌
aCtuaLLy PeOPle caN'T faDE AwaY duMmy
@@13_cmi my classmate is left handed
@@2eyedcabbage yeah this is an r/woooosh video obviously nobody's gonna get my month old joke that makes no sense
11:15 the man just turned into markplier
On one hand I CANT WAIT for these videos to come out and watch, but on the other hand r/Wooosh makes me aware of the amount of humorless aliens this earth holds 😅
I'd rather be friends with people that don't understand jokes rather people who take jokes seriously
me too
You might have a love-hate relationship with me then, I'm both. Either I get them and reply back as sarcastically and people don't get it, or I don't get the joke, or I just auto-correct something not realising it's a joke, and get yelled at.
Or I straight up take something serious as a joke, and get yelled at. I have all done all of these and I can't seem to win.
@@Roadent1241 Can relate
But it would get annoying after a while
@Arthur Morgan Yeah, I have. Twitter has not been a fun experience so far. Sorry I can't tell tone especially over text.
These are the people who must not gain access to the internet. Ever
But then we wouldn't have these videos doe🧐
im not going to like this because you have 69 likes
@@minimalist5158 now there are 70 T_T
@@minimalist5158 now there are 53
Bu-wait i was gonna get my ass wooshed
"left handed people arent real"
me: ^switches mouse to right hand^
7:24 Look at the nicknames xD
"Left handed people arent real"
Slowly switches pencil in hand
um actually left-handed people are real and even if you switched hands to write with it would be very difficult
smh
@Kyre nez games bruh I'm kidding, why tf would I be watching r/woooosh if I didn't get a joke
@Not The Impostor r/wooooooooohs
@Not The Impostor wait that real?!
Um.. Did your pencil broke so that's what you switched it?
"People who have had the most birthdays live the longest"
Reverse birthdays: allow me to introduce myself
A le Benjamin Button
So Queen Elizabeth just slipped right by your mind while commenting this?
I see u everywhere
@@eggbig3448 she is every where.
wOw Do YoU nOt KnOw BaSic MaTh! ThEiRs No SuCh ThInG aS a ReVeRsE bIrThDaY! hOw ArE yOu So DuMb LoL!
10:13 My favorite call excuse is one I saw in a Minecraft screenshot: “Brb gonna go iron my dog”
11:21 here comes the mountain do do do do
10:30 "sharks are in water."
You obviously haven't met me yet.
Technically they're wrong either way they can be on land as well just not alive on land (well at least not for long)
wait
why would sharks even die on land they got air they got food what else do they need
@@random.-person ThEy NeEd WaTrR u IdOt!!!1 iM sMaRt sO u DuMbY!!1!
@@random.-person XD
"tap on the screen" something did happened, there is a pause symbol now
idk why, but when I tapped my laptop nothing happened :/
@@Alex-tu5vu now punch it
@@Alex-tu5vu punch it sometimes it doesn't work
@@Alex-tu5vu the touchscreen might be broken
@@Alex-tu5vu You'll definitely fix it by punching it. Always works for me.
Hearing Throbbin' Robin wheeze over that fan art had me laughing too.
The intro gag, that editor knew exactly what he was doing
OOOHHHHHHHHHH I GET IT NOW, at first I thought it was just Robin being disappointed
I didn't get it, explain.
"If blind how reply"
- Words of a wise man
Fun fact: fish can actually drown if the water pressure is too high or if it is too salty
I can't tell if I should reply on the comment or the reply underneath
@@TheEnchatedIronaxienAxeth you be tootin and a shootin
Windows Longhorn pfp I like it 👍
1827 years ago… nice now I know im 10000 years old
Or not salty enough
You know you’ve succeeded when your fanart makes him laugh harder than any of the actual memes in the video
13:43 “Oh wow! Really?”
The voice 💀
My ears left reality
“Who the hell would ever drop a mountain on someone!?”
Buddha:
uM acTUalY BuDdhA wAs a HumaN sO thAt iS UnscIeNTIficaLLy pOssiBle yOU DUNCE
@@Skaetbull Imma just try and not get in a woooosh video here but, in Journey to The West he crushed Sun Wu Kong under his hand which was also a mountain
You can't drop a mountian or pick it up its to heavy your so stupid
@@stickdav6484 did you even read my reply to the last guy...
@@theegg8780 aaanndd you whooshed yourself
“Left handed people do not exist”
Me: *dies*
I guess you don't exist anymore.
then how do you write?
madlads would still wooosh me
Same
stoleb
@@alduinfr r/wooosh
Hitler killed by grandpa:
"go back to school"
Me on the phone next to my family:
"art school hasnt taken me yet"
The fact that he self promoted himself at the beginning of the video is genious
"Left handed people aren't real"
Me: *intense sweating*
𝕋 𝕙 𝕖 𝕪 𝕕 𝕠 𝕟 𝕥 𝕖 𝕩 𝕚 𝕤 𝕥
@@vulcan8724 or do they?
@@Ian-ff2hz idk
Peace out.
*vanish*
*Slowly fading away*
I was in class once, and someone legitimately had an argument about the year 3000 being in 80 years. What's worse is the teacher agreed with the person saying it was 3000 in 80 years
Yup. 80 years. Give or take 900.
r/whoosh
@@skeppyfan1415 you use the whoosh the wrong way, mate
@@ordinaryfellow9093 ye wrong one skeppy
*long Roblox death sound*
12:43 soon we'll hear the entire insides or the souls he collected speaking to us
Robin: actually established that left-handed people aren't real me: disintegrates
Fun fact: [insert fact doing kickflip]
Fun fact: heroin is real?!!? :0
Tony Hawk got nothin on the fun fact
Wait, what’s the fun fact?
Fun Fact: You will all die
Blood can be used as an egg supstitute in baking!!
16:31 in case anyone wants to hear that clip over and over again
Lol
Ok thanks bro,i honestly didnt find it funny at first but then i herd the tone
Thank you
Why does he sound like Angel from Hazbin Hotel in that scene
@@violentstepstool 0h y3ah
I love how after the first one about self-promos the subscribing animation pops up and it's just silence. Genius
Nooo “what’s throbbing everybody I’m robin”
@Unknown Person Who are you? Why are you?
What's throbbin? you do not wanna know
Or maybe it's the giant pulsating pile of meat that's slowly consuming our will to live until we give ourselves to it and become one with the pile.
@@gcdraco6477 you still have a will to live?
@@spiceywolf6279 oh no, I am typing from the flesh pile.
Robin: Left-handed people don't exist.
Me: *starts crying in non-existence*
Everyone is so dumb people don't disaper everyone is so dumb
@@stickdav6484 do you understand something called a 'joke'?
@@coding01 q🤦🏻♀️
1. People can't just randomly disappear
2. If you wouldn't exist you couldn't cry
How dumb can people get? 🙄
@@nightowl6055 r/whoosh
1:06 "Have you met Kid Rock?"
Oh boy this aged perfectly
"What's throbbing everybody, I'm robbing!"
Banker: AHH
Day 21 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/ihadastroke
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
-r/trippinthroughtime
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/Wellthatsucks
Lexi:
-r/mildlyinteresting
-r/notlikeothergirls
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this).
Thanks! :D
I will watch your career with great interest.
I've seen you on the last video, you are actually on day 21
what about damien
Hello again
Mr. Kneecaps Hello.
"gun master" is an actual title in germany. When film studios need weapons, the one handling them and keeping them safe is the "Waffenmeister" which translates to weapon master (close enough). And yes, he has to have quite difficult to obtain licenses to be allowed to hold that title.
Wünderbar
7:14 time to figure out which one is a plantain 👀
You could say he always comes back
If only I could say the same thing about my dad 😭
17:15 when robin started laughing i swear to God i laughed so hard that it was like damians laugh 😂
YoU cAnnOt SwEar tO GOd >:(((((
@@charadremmur9482 says the genocidal child of the underground 🙄
Wut
@@IponderAlot damn you whoosed yourself
@@TheGuyKevin How 💀
“If blind how reply?”
-wise words from some guy on Reddit
I can not se I am blind
@@mostamazingtop6 He said *Insert morse code version*
@@mostamazingtop6 taps in morse code for “if you blind how you reply?”
He just used braille smh
@@kingchicken8232 oh right mb
The intro was perfect. The silence really makes it so much better, Ik it was to pause and self promote subbing to emkay, but I really wish people looking at this sub would use the silence technique more often
Bro repeating "The past century" still cracks me up lmfao
"Left handed people aren't real"
Every one in the comment section:
*I am now left handed*
But they don't exist
@@DeltaCantGame exactly 🔪
@@mothercoconuts4109 you could have wooshed me, but you didn't. Respect+
@@DeltaCantGame 😌 Thanks
left handed people exist I am one myself idiot
Things that I hate
1: list
2: repeating things
3: repeating things
4: irony
5: commenting on videos
this is underrated lol
pfft lol haha
Nice
but you just listed a repeating things in an ironic way in a youtube comment section. You are clearly lying bruh
Woooosh me
I
dare
you
*IDAREYOU*
congrats, you've made it this far,
Now get ready for
A
Longer
Scroll
3
2
1
joe mama
so fat
her weight
is larger
than this comment
lol
Random stuff
go brrr
Ok i'm done
Sike
This won't end
Trust me
why you keep scrolling
chú ý cảm ơn bạn đã chú ý tới chú ý này sự chú ý của bạn sẽ được chú ý
Okay i'm done
"If blind how reply"
Albert Einsten
0:07 I like the silence +self promo
1:54
"miss the era when people actually used to think before opening their mouths to avoid these kind of mistakes"
Congratulations, You played yourself
exactly what I thought, the amount of irony radiating off of that comment
Hi
9:32 "As we've established,left handed people aren't real." He's right,I'm typing this in limbo.
Really you made it to limbo? I got stuck in purgatory.
I love these comments xD and whoa isn't that like... the hardest way to type? X.x
If that's true, then.... *disappears*
Wow good for you for making it that far, I'm in the abyss, i don't think i can get past this area tho
wait wha-
The dumb excuses on the phone are so great ! 😂
From now on, instead of hanging up on scammers, I’ll tell them I have to save my goldfish who is drowning, then hang up. 😂
4:45 his wheeze literally went📈📉📈📉📈📉
“Left handed people aren’t real”
Me: *Begins fading out of existence*
BuT tHeY dO tHo...
yEs
"I don't feel so good"
guess im not real
Gave you 69 likes
Fun fact: Literally every comment ever these days is a fun fact, A woooosh, R/technically the truth or a combination of those 3.
or some meme
I dint want to r/hondacivic myself but, r/foundthemobileuser
Ah yes, we have a man of culture
No, there is one last type. The comment criticizing the youtuber for missing diamonds or a legendary.
Or cursedcoments
i am glad to find the video with a throbbin robin bit i have been hoping to see it for a long time
2:15 Robin, I'm sorry to say but you, sir, have been whooshed.
Robin: As we've established, left-handed people aren't real.
Me: * Cries in southpaw and fades away *
"Left handed people don't exist"
Baby, I'm not even hear. I'm just a hallucination.
@paul travers no idiot, its herar***
nO tHey doN’t eXisT dUmmY
Hallucinations Aren't Real They Are Just Your "Imagination"
You stupid, its here*
@@maksiono1488 r/whoosh on a r/whoosh video. wow
this one sparks joy
"i dont get it"
this one does not spark joy
"BLALBLHLLH TAKES YOUR OBVIOUS JOKE SERIOUSLY"
The fact people can't tell jokes apart from actually serious stuff just makes all of these funnier. These jokes should be added to r/woosh
"LOL I FOUND DIAMONDS IN MY DAD'S ROOM"
"That's meth dude"
"WELL THATS EVEN BETTER"
omg queen from friday night funkin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that a joke
Please be a joke
@@dukenougat9387 NIG-GA yes! It’s a fucking joke!
@@dukenougat9387 It's not a joke
“5 bananas”
There is 1 imposter Among Us
Yellow is sus
IM.POST.OR.
How do you know there is 1 imposter
@@sBloxman23 Because you need at least 7 players for more than 1 imposter
@@sBloxman23 r/whooooosh
That was the BEST timing for the subscribe button intro sliding in
2:01 The wheels one got me ROCL
How to find a whoosh person:
Step 1. Make a joke
Step 2. Wait
Don't you mean "Woooosh"? Kids these days...
You're welcome
@@sear9993 Yeah, kids these days can't spell....
what's the joke though
Double kill
@@PitersChannel Yeah wel nether can adluts
It’s true, as a left handed person. I was killed 17 years ago by the government
AH! A GHOST! D8
🅨 s ame
I am a left handed person, but the government replaced my left hand with a right hand
I was left handed but then my five year old ate my hand when I was 2 and he 17... and replaced it with a lego hand
But if you died how are you typing this comment
Emkay is the best fastfood channel
These people are probably the same people who watched Rick and Morty and then spread the famous copypasta around because they genuinely think they are smarter than everyone.
9:34
EmKay: IDK man, as we established, left handed people aren't real
Me who is left handed: *why are we still here, just to suffer*
As a left handed person who’s used a mouse with my right hand my entire life,
For some reason me too
You can't suffer, you don't exist...
I'm a left handed, I agree were just figments of imagination
15:02 the guy is having a breakdown over trying to pick up the chair and flinches whenever he drops it
im sobbing
I don’t understand how you can cry over a chair
Me: I’m lef- *starts fading away*
i like that silence for the self promo
“What’s throbbin’ I’m Robin”
*Crime rates have risen to 100%*
Is that what he said? I thought he said what’s throbbing I’m robin
*by
@@doggoincorporated3686 no
@@TheBogbo yes
@@TheBogbo YES
This subreddit only infuriates me. People taking a joke to seriously just gets on every one of my nerves. Great video tho
Most of it annoys me, too. Coz there's no joke. Perhaps therewasanattempt to be funny but it failed. Or perhaps OP was really stupid.
@@rosiefay7283 Maybe they were just pretending to be stupid to test people humor
THE ROBIN FAN ART
i love it so much omg haha
Bruh Robins reaction to the fanart sent me for a loop 🤣🤣🤣
Robin: “Left handed people aren’t real.”
Me, a lefty: *literally stops what I’m doing and pauses the video to sit in silence for a moment*
I am a lefty to
@DenRaph I hate it when I am at school and a kid is so surprised that I am left handed
liar we know you aren't real just like austrialinas
I am ambidextrous so half of my body evaporated
guys stop lying, left hands don't exist.
1:02 Isn’t real? He was the one who actually walked on the Moon first. But of course the media wants to give all the credit to Buzz and Neil
LiAr iTs pHotO sHoP
@@kahulub Ima take that photoshop and shove it up ur nose pic maybe u will be able to smell the nonsense ur talking about!
p.s plz take it as a joke i wasnt serious lol
@@kahulub r/woooosh
@@justafoxxx The most ironic thing is that this is literally a video dissing on those kinds of people
@@kahulub he is wooshed while wooshing, lol
4:42 A "Braille Display" is a flat keyboard-like device that translates text into braille and enables blind or deaf-blind individuals to read text using their fingers.
Best fanart yet 😂
Left handed people don’t exist.
Left handed people:
•_•
•_
•
Actually left handed people do exist duh
@@urmomdotcom8928 yea these ppl should go back to school they're too dumb to be in the internet
oh wow an r/woooosh on an r/woooosh video, epic
Wooooooosh
@@arandomguywithagreenprofil5075 mine was not really a woooosh I did it being aware of the joke
Impressed by Robin's ability to state the year Mozart died correctly seemingly off the top of his head
Hes still alive.
@@GargoyleHunter u right
@@diobrando3961 Yes.
Hello i am cat
" *AcTuAlLy* "
0:39 the guy that wrote r/woosh is the guy that should be r/wooshed, he made a joke! if you open a shop, you will sell photos not buy them so yea
this subreddit makes me mad but i still come back to it
Some people
"Soda wood"
Others
"Fantastick= fantastic"
Me
"Sodastick= Sadistic"
Me
Pop Twig
😂🤣👍
Yeah same lol XD
Me: 2020 can't get any worse!
2020: giant space chameleon steals sun
But at what date
@@drazi6322 every
breoking jeds spca comoleon stedls spn
@LKProductions you meant to get woooshed on purpose didn't you?
"As we've established left handed people aren't real"
Me: *pools out of existence*
THE END ART MADE ME SPIT OUT MY ORANGE JUICE XD
10:29
You can actually drown a fish by covering its gills, so technically that excuse is valid
mehh.. that's more like suffocating it.