I respect the raw chutzpah it takes to lie to thousands of people when they’ve just seen the smoking gun, but that won’t save you from the chair, Dan (the chair’s about to get crushed by a trolley)
Watching this the first time is like watching The Big Lebowski for the first time. You'd howl at every joke if you could but the other jokes come so fast that you'd miss everything. I hope DaThings's next YTP will let us see what happens when you fuck the trolley in the ass.
can you imagine if humanity spends thousands of years and uncountablly trillions of monies to find life in the universe and they find absolutely nothing except for a rock on a planet in andromeda with the words "I'm sorry, Ross" inscribed on it lol
@@maxsync183 Crash the economy to look for whatever wrote that only for Ross from friends to admit to using his godly powers to become space Jesus and commit universal genocide before he created humanity out of loneliness
I feel nothing for the sacrifice of the evil and _evil_ and *_maniacal_* Ross. Hopefully the people of Corn Area will breathe a little easier knowing he can never return.
'Salty tubers' is an insanely endearing way to reference fries. Possibly also chips. Tho if we're in England they'd be the same thing so the charm still stands!
Ellie your ytps are easily some of the most quotable out there. People who are sleeple™️ will now be part of my regular vocabulary now, thank you and keep up the great work!
4:47 - Missed opportunity to "destroy K.K." - K.K. Slider from Animal Crossing. The Daft Punk/Megan Trainor/Bop It mashup was **chef's kiss** perfection!
The title inexplicably made me think you made a The Good Place YTP since I've been watching and loving it But a Salty YTP is just as much of a pleasant surprise
“A trolley is heading towards 5 cents” Well I mean that could also endanger the lives of the people inside the trolley Don’t put coins on railroad tracks, this comment is a PSA
beyond potentially shooting out from under the wheels of the train, the coin itself is unlikely to do damage. It's more likely that someone will get hit by a train while they try to put a coin on the tracks.
the gerbert bit made me think of like a ytp on ytp where salty says "no herbert" and he transforms into a herbert that gets more and more jpgified while someone does a bad impression that just devolves into constant whistling
Extended version of the Bop-It outro song:
th-cam.com/video/PdvfAIR13RU/w-d-xo.html
I was not prepared for “That chair could be the next bench”
I NEVER SAID ANY IF THESE THINGS (fucking amazing video)
That’s how you know it’s good
I'm sorry man, we have the evidence right here. You'll be going to mega jail for killing 5 cents 😞
I respect the raw chutzpah it takes to lie to thousands of people when they’ve just seen the smoking gun, but that won’t save you from the chair, Dan (the chair’s about to get crushed by a trolley)
*OF
naw dawg, you had your chance. to the shadow realm with you! lololol
High-production value YTPs where you don’t know what’s real are recreational insanity.
hey. good comment. gratitude.
The younglings joke... The "Sorry, Ross" comeback... That wurtz joke... "Nyan lives"... So many belly laughs out of that one
Watching this the first time is like watching The Big Lebowski for the first time. You'd howl at every joke if you could but the other jokes come so fast that you'd miss everything.
I hope DaThings's next YTP will let us see what happens when you fuck the trolley in the ass.
"If I was Anakin I would sacrifice as many children and younglings as possible" JHGHGHSDSDSGGFFDDSF
Bill Wurtz makes the trolley problem all too real
RIP Bill Wurtz - DIIIEEEEE
~GET REEEEEAAAAAALLLLLL~
Never thought I'd see ol' Salty boy get the Dathings treatment. Another classic added to the collection!
I like your optimism, Steve McRoundGoggles my man!
The Original Cop being a Wild West Sheriff is so genius
It should’ve been a British with the long fuzzy hat
@@BigDaddy-je2nq
Fuzzy??
You're confusing the bobbies and the palace guards....
"I'm sorry, Ross"
_(Lights cigarette)_ Now. There's a line I haven't heard in a ytp for a looooong time...
can you imagine if humanity spends thousands of years and uncountablly trillions of monies to find life in the universe and they find absolutely nothing except for a rock on a planet in andromeda with the words "I'm sorry, Ross" inscribed on it lol
@@maxsync183 SORRYЯЯOƧ
I am but a humble man asking for the origin and background of this particular meme
I’m SoS
@@maxsync183 Crash the economy to look for whatever wrote that only for Ross from friends to admit to using his godly powers to become space Jesus and commit universal genocide before he created humanity out of loneliness
"Sorry Ross." Was that a 9-year callback? Well played!
I feel nothing for the sacrifice of the evil and _evil_ and *_maniacal_* Ross. Hopefully the people of Corn Area will breathe a little easier knowing he can never return.
General Peppy is pleased.
@@orlandowordsmith6208 His lilacs shall remain undisturbed.
Once again, Ross stinks.
Damn flobsters
Once again,
Ross stinks.
Are there troblems in this one? Prolly
Also Ellie I love the updated profile picture it looks cute!
I swear you’ve ascended to a higher dimension of humor, this is incredible
I'm absolutely cackling at Derek just screaming "PULP! PULP!!!"
i think calling gerbert a lot of names and then running him over with a trolley is something everyone can relate to
Brutalmoose is watching with great interest.
'Salty tubers' is an insanely endearing way to reference fries. Possibly also chips. Tho if we're in England they'd be the same thing so the charm still stands!
Except for the people who call worms “tubers” ew
@@BinglesP Well to be fair, I've never heard that term for worms in my life. But I would feel very bad for them if they were salted.
3:35 unfathomably based
SaucyDiggityDan had to make some impossible decisions. . . but I'm glad he chose to save the chair🪑☺️✨
That could be the next bench!
That end card song is masterful. No single mashup has made me angrier than All About That Technologic
A TROLLEY HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY
edit: *OH GOOD IT'S FINE! :)*
Hey!
How noble of you to give him a redo on the one regarding his life savings at 2:56
This is such a different approach from a normal YTP and it pays off so well omg
Ellie your ytps are easily some of the most quotable out there. People who are sleeple™️ will now be part of my regular vocabulary now, thank you and keep up the great work!
I love how the jokes have the same structure every time, but the variations keep it fresh.
2:28 In this world you either Plever or Dothing
whenever I find myself tied to a track and a trolley heading towards me, I _HIRE A SAMURAI_
(Rich important people hired a samurai. Poor people who could not afford to hire a samurai did not hire a samurai)
@@pikespice It was a reference to the History of Japan from Bill Wurtz
@@ragnaroksangel what pikespice said was Also a reference to history of japan
approximately once a month, the phrase "I'm saucy diggity dan" pops into my mind again and I have to come back and watch this video again
Love the trolley running over the rich guy multiple times lmao. And two trolleys hitting the police.
> runs over jesus
it's ok give him 3 days time and it will be like nothing ever happened to him
2:39 eyy, that's my video ^w^
0:56 this brand of jokes is amazing
The Anakin joke made me laugh the hardest I have in a while.
3:54 - I love how it's specifically the pulp and not the rest of the juice.
PULP
*_P U L P_*
The bench joke was phenomenal. Great work as always.
I lost it at the Jesus part and when he says “pulp” Truly one of the YTPs I’ve ever seen
"why are you thirsty for Jesus" because he's the Living Water, duh
I noticed your pfp changed earlier. Glad it finally transitioned, nice!
Soon DaThings will make a TH-cam Poop of all my favorite TH-camrs and then what will I have left
The Gerbert joke gives me hope for a BrutalMoose ytp
I hope Rtgame gets ytp
0:47 - 1:00
THIS WAS A 13 SECOND SET UP FOR A SINGLE SUS JOKE AND I AM HERE FOR IT
istg this is one of the funniest YTPs I've ever seen
Didn't know I needed a Salty Daniel YTP, but you never disappoint!
Ah, thanks, now that I know what was being parodied, I know what unfunny low-effort streaming channel to never watch.
@@RobotacularRoBob Damn, it's a shame you'll never be able to experience the genius of "Pokémon H: The Movie"
@@RobotacularRoBob ratio
@@dizzy_eevee Whore ratio Sans.
@@LucasRCD His nuzlocke series' are genius and hilarious, disagreeing with this is incorrect.
End credits always leave me wanting a full version, great work Ellie!
4:47 - Missed opportunity to "destroy K.K." - K.K. Slider from Animal Crossing.
The Daft Punk/Megan Trainor/Bop It mashup was **chef's kiss** perfection!
The title inexplicably made me think you made a The Good Place YTP since I've been watching and loving it
But a Salty YTP is just as much of a pleasant surprise
Man the Good Place is so good
3:22 BASED UNIVERSE!!!
but…. what if it was… the band :[
1:53 what was this whole setup and why did I expect none of it
Omg omg omg PLEASE do a Gerbert YTP I BEG of thee! I want to hear his soothing chicken nugget voice all cut up.
How do I give a YT comment 1000 likes?
@@drekieldur1558 well friend, first you’ll need 1000 email addresses…
3:30 Do you kill the 5 cops. Or do you kill... THE *ORIGINAL*
"i do not trust the 1%" SO 👏 TRUE 👏 KING 👏
Saucydiggitydamn: I'm sorry Ross
Ross: pivot, PIVOT
“A trolley is heading towards 5 cents”
Well I mean that could also endanger the lives of the people inside the trolley
Don’t put coins on railroad tracks, this comment is a PSA
beyond potentially shooting out from under the wheels of the train, the coin itself is unlikely to do damage. It's more likely that someone will get hit by a train while they try to put a coin on the tracks.
no wonder Salty was so insistent on a redo
I dont know, running over people with a tram might put more danger to the people inside than a small coin lol
@@leonardogomez8812 I wasn’t saying anything about the correct choice, just saying not to fuck with the trains
DaThings working out her frustrations in this video lmao
I find it funny that all of this is in character for Derek
0:20 BUG FABLES REFERENCE???? Inb4 Elu Tran comments
I don't know which I like better, the Sleeple, or that you brought GERBERT back out of the filing cabinet of my memory
There are parts of this that are so well edited that I forget this was a ytp for a second
I didn’t think it was possible to make Salty even funnier. What an accomplishment.
The most horrifyingly cursed mashup yet. Thank you infinitely for this blessing
"Trouble with the Trolley, eh?"
I never would've seen this crossover coming but I am so glad we got it
It was like a trolley hurtling towards us
He found them. He captured them. And now, no-one will ever have to die again.
"That could be the next bench" Genius, That was a genius line.
OK so I just rewatched this, but it's the first time I read the bit in the credits that combines the Trolley Problem with the Prisoner's Dilemma.
3:09 Actually that’s the MoM
Thank you so much for the Technologic/All About That Bass/Bop It mashup!
I love the trolley starting to run over the white guy as he’s still talking
3:54 “Everybody in chat’s like ‘PULLP. _PULLP._ ‘“
2:01
Honestly, same
1:05 Don't feel too bad that you killed Dr. Flug.
NAH DATHINGS REFERENCED BILL WURTZ AND DAFT PUNK IN ONE VIDEO??? i can pass away now
The amount of the first few seconds of the Bell Gargoyles theme from hit videogame Dark Souls in this video is fantastic
Never though I’d see a Saltydkdan ytp, especially a really high quality one!
I lowkey want a full version of the all about that bass/technologic/bop it mashup that played at the end
I highkey want it
0:46 I'm leaving this on in the background on 0.1 speed (for metrics, baby) to go get my sister so we can both rewatch the whole thing at 1.0 speed.
this is so good
"this could be the next bench, sorry human being"
THESE ARE ALL THINGS I SAID (this video is good, but you've made better by far.)
SorryrroS, that could be the next bench!
I love that bop it extreme bit at the end and the mash-up. Great touch!
I wish the Curtis Mayfield "it's FINE :)" would've taken off.
Troblems with the prolly eh?
this is what happens when you partner with a flobster.
the song mix at the end was truly boppin'. always love waiting til the end to hear what 2 songs you mix
I can't believe it, A Saltydkdan video YTP made by Dathings, this is the greatest timeline
I watched this 2 months after this got uploaded. And I even went LMAO at numerous jokes!
I'm never forgiving myself for laughing at the nyan lives joke.
Don't wanna lose my funny DaThings.
the gerbert bit made me think of like a ytp on ytp where salty says "no herbert" and he transforms into a herbert that gets more and more jpgified while someone does a bad impression that just devolves into constant whistling
I loved this video so much but there are tears in my eyes and they’re so sore and I don’t know why
3:36 you missed the opportunity for multi-track drifting
1:44 and 3:34 common W and based DaThings
This is one of my favorite DaThings vids for sure
YES THE "IT'S FINE =)" MEME
FFXIV Black Mage trolley problem: A trolley is headed towards you and you've just cast your Ley Lines on the tracks
1:47 incredibly based
These are genuinely some of the best jokes I've seen in a ytp ever, the execution (ha) is just fantastic
ANAKIN NO
can't believe iteachvader wasn't consulted for the first problem smh
The crossover I never expected but I love
We really need more ytps of youtube videos. They're great.