There's a certain wisdom to glean here. How so many people love _this_ line, among the utter gold mine that is this whole video. I think it's that the funniest stuff is basic. It's not "funny because it's true," it's just funny because it is
Imagine if UnInfomercials were an actual adult swim show, featuring intentionally bad acting, cheap sets, malfunctioning products, the plots of several horror movies happening in the background, and the occasional episode that just pulls a happy tree friends and butchers everyone.
@@discordlexia2429 hurts that people actually think like this 💀 America isn’t even at the very top of the list when it comes to slavery. Not to mention countries STILL hosting slavery to this day
I love how Psalm 38:7-8 in actuality sounds like the start to an infomercial itself: "My back is filled with searing pain; there is no health in my body. I am feeble and utterly crushed; I groan in anguish of heart." Looked this up because I thought it was an actual set of versus from the video, but now I found another joke that fits the meta instead. Well played DaThings.
Probably because it is an infomercial about God. "Feeling pain? Pray, it's free. Just today, we offer multiplied blessings per prayer done, but do it fast because the whole world is praying and the benefits are limited".
lol king james is way funnier, because that mf got the clap For my loins are filled with a loathsome disease: And there is no soundness in my flesh. I am feeble and sore broken: I have roared by reason of the disquietness of my heart
I mean the passage assembled in the edit is also from the Bible. If I recall correctly it relates to what bible believers call sodomy, and what normal people call being a member of the LGBTQ+ community. Trans rights are human rights.
The YTPS that focus their humor on elaborate wordplay are the best that DaThings makes now. They're easily on par with the tongue twister jokes that the Bojack Horseman writers added to torture their show's VAs.
The way that guy said, "Well, I _kinda_ like it," with such uncertainty, when commercials are all about praising the hell out of products, was hilarious to me 😂. Also, "Made for burly women with larger legs or petite femboys with slender ones," made me wheeze 🤣
I can confirm, pain hurts and is also 100% sucky. Luckily, this wonderful YTP is helping me recover, as is Yurf. Thank you for what you do do on the Doodoo Desk
As a Christian I'm pretty impressed with how believable the made up Bible verse is. I'd put it in the New Testament though, it reads like something Paul would say.
This is certainly one of the darkest YTPs I’ve seen in a while and it was great lmao. I loved the touch of using the main bugfables group as the doodles (and using the chompy as well was a nice touch). This is also way more fast paced and quite joke to joke to joke which worked well for a multiple adverts YTP.
I must be a child. There's plenty of hilarious sound bites, but the one that made me absolutely fall apart was "Dirty Dirt! It hurty hurts!" Like, why, of all the possible clips does _that_ one get me? Why do I have the humour of a 6-year-old?
I love that the iPod at 0:06 has Tally Hall’s MMMM album selected And how the three different age groups for the DooDoo desk are each doodling each of the three Bug Fables protagonists
Truly impeccable work from DaThings yet again, I couldn't eat while watching for fear that I would spill my soup all over myself and have to clean it up!
The “enjoy a health breakfast on the go-“ as Mikey Rosen damn near throws up and the “introducing yummy bacon that eats itself!” “WHAT?!” was absolute comedy californium. Great work Dathie
@@BinglesPanks mate, simple knowledge of obsucre as hell elements and their frankly absurd values. Seriously, $24M a gram. As the brits put it, shtewpid.
All of this was gold, and made me laugh so much! "From left knee to right knee to heinie" was genius and the "from burly women with larger legs to petite femboys with slender ones" sent me. Also, "caller Ideez nuts, get it?" is not getting the attention it needs in the comments!
I love 5:18 especially that you managed to entirely invent a statement that feels like a real bible verse but when you check the verse given (Psalm 38:7-8) it's about having a disease in the genitals
I'll do the catalogue this time: 0:02 the "ipod" 0:28 the drawer lamp 0:37 yummy bacon 0:44 perfect pet matt (and pathectic pet pat) 0:53 the doo doo desk 1:26 perfect pain 1:32 perfect pane (100% sucky) 1:57 idk what this was 2:21 in & on & ih slippers 2:43 just delete the number 3:05 unspecified knee cap and carrier (i know it says the name on the side but i don't think that was edited) 3:42 slaves (no punchline just slavery) 4:02 a child sleeping on a cold hard floor? And 4:12 my lil' pony
![[YTP] TOO MUCH DRIBBLING WITH THE BALLSKETBLAB](/img/n.gif)
Forgot to mention, the artwork of Yurf was made by DukeOfAsh!
twitter.com/duke_of_ash
Smashmouth was a supreme choice
Will you make me the happiest person in the world and be my friend
Always love to see Yurf
Where’s the Yurf artwork?
Wow dathings already got slaves?
The next time Satan comes calling on his 666 area code, I'll just use caller I.Deez nuts.
Whatever you do - NEVER use *69 when he calls!
I'll just give it a good old reliable DELETED!
The legend himself
@@Sup3rb1rd The legend himself
Damn you cs188
"you won't pay prices. that's right, you can steal" has got to be one of the best lines in any recent ytp lmao
Lmao indeed
agree. grerg
ahahahaha grerg
Absolutely ylet abssssababsss telylyellobsa Absol
"you won't pay prices"
*Bob Barker has entered the chat*
*Drew Carey has entered the chat*
"Introducing the new bacon that eats itself"
" *W H A T* "
your icon reflects the " w h a t " nicely, ngl
"What? Yigh"
Little John asking the big questions out here.
Sus
@@Octo_0687 a man of cultural I see.
"Dirty Dirt, It hurty hurts,"
Wow, I laughed at that for a solid 3 minutes. Nice one.
🤣 my favorite line in all the hilarious lines here
You now have 69 likes thanks to me
Ive been laughing for an hour. So dumb but so good line
me rn lmao
There's a certain wisdom to glean here.
How so many people love _this_ line, among the utter gold mine that is this whole video.
I think it's that the funniest stuff is basic.
It's not "funny because it's true," it's just funny because it is
I love the concept of an infomercial channel that tries desperately NOT to sell their products.
Speak for yourself. I plan to buy perfect pain. It's portable pain, right when I need it.
Listen this stuff is really great and that's why I'm keeping it sorry
Sounds like Adult Swim at 4am.
Imagine if UnInfomercials were an actual adult swim show, featuring intentionally bad acting, cheap sets, malfunctioning products, the plots of several horror movies happening in the background, and the occasional episode that just pulls a happy tree friends and butchers everyone.
Reverse psychology, that might actually work
The consecutive gut-punches of "Answer the phone, you old bitch!" "Don't answer the phone, you moron!" and "Caller I.Deez nuts!" fucking floored me.
"If it was someone important, no it wasn't."
Im in tears
Yeah caught me off guard there
@@BBoy4040 You can easily delete the number.
Gadugamesh
Holy shit that “no punchline” slavery joke was top tier.
What joke? Da things is actually advertising slavery. I thought the video was abundantly clear 🤨
That's an interesting way of referring to the United States of America, but it checks out.
lmao, amazon employee peeing into a bottle
>"theRe'S nO pUnChLine..."
@@discordlexia2429 hurts that people actually think like this 💀 America isn’t even at the very top of the list when it comes to slavery. Not to mention countries STILL hosting slavery to this day
@@dtoons1100 "Rome isn't even the top offender when it comes to slavery. There's Egypt, Judea, Brittania, Gaul, Africa..."
"Butt Weight: There's More!" really got me
I wish my first word was GARUGAMESS!!
@@kevinmarshall5431 don’t we all
Its truniversal! It can be word on the left knee, or the right knee, or the hiney-
I love how Psalm 38:7-8 in actuality sounds like the start to an infomercial itself:
"My back is filled with searing pain;
there is no health in my body.
I am feeble and utterly crushed;
I groan in anguish of heart."
Looked this up because I thought it was an actual set of versus from the video, but now I found another joke that fits the meta instead.
Well played DaThings.
Probably because it is an infomercial about God. "Feeling pain? Pray, it's free. Just today, we offer multiplied blessings per prayer done, but do it fast because the whole world is praying and the benefits are limited".
lol king james is way funnier, because that mf got the clap
For my loins are filled with a loathsome disease: And there is no soundness in my flesh. I am feeble and sore broken: I have roared by reason of the disquietness of my heart
@@sergiowinter5383 "Also if you don't pray not only do you miss out, but you also go to hell, so make sure to do it every day!"
Had to look it up too, it sounded out of place and I needed to confirm lol
I mean the passage assembled in the edit is also from the Bible. If I recall correctly it relates to what bible believers call sodomy, and what normal people call being a member of the LGBTQ+ community.
Trans rights are human rights.
"He said his first words."
"GIRUGAMESH!"
the sheer volume of perfect mini-callbacks here is incredible, nobody else is on this level
Youve described Dathings' streak of uploads perfectly. I love the mini references
Dathings has references to references, it’s legendary.
imaaamuth
Your mom is
I'll use my black ass to put an _idea_ into his head: GIRUGAMESH!
"From burly women with larger legs to petite femboys with slender ones" - nice to see Ellie representing all kinds here.
The dichotomy of mankind; unattractive women and the attractive slender femboy. Nothing else and nothing in between.
A truly cultured individual
the two genders
Teuly a progressive TH-camr.
I prefer the latter 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
"From burly women with larger legs to Petite femboys with slender ones."
My God...
The YTPS that focus their humor on elaborate wordplay are the best that DaThings makes now. They're easily on par with the tongue twister jokes that the Bojack Horseman writers added to torture their show's VAs.
It's a German urban bourbon.
@@tjenadonn6158 birb
Tigtone and Xavier would be proud
perfect comparison omg
The way that guy said, "Well, I _kinda_ like it," with such uncertainty, when commercials are all about praising the hell out of products, was hilarious to me 😂. Also, "Made for burly women with larger legs or petite femboys with slender ones," made me wheeze 🤣
@@produKtNZ They were paraphrasing, he actually said "it’s kinda comfortable."
@@B_Skizzle Thank you, I had the quote wrong. That's even funnier!
i wish they'd make ME wheeze
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValleythat part killed me, they’re raving over the product and he just says “it’s kind of comfortable” lol 😂
More Christian products should play the uplifting melody of Ocean Man
Because the one true God is the Boognish.
Thank you! I was trying to figure out what that melody was.
@@jakethepillowsnake5302 Just check the annotations. DaThings always does a great job on them
I'm looking for one that plays Bananas and Blow or Spinal Meningitis myself
Not having to pay prices really's been helping me through the recent inflation.
"Inflation isn't real, make things cheaper or I will just steal them"
You can steal
At 1:18
pop
“Now I don’t have to feel guilt”
You’ve birthed a psychopath infomercials, what have you done
I can confirm, pain hurts and is also 100% sucky. Luckily, this wonderful YTP is helping me recover, as is Yurf. Thank you for what you do do on the Doodoo Desk
I can also confirm that you can watch either Better Call Saul or Breaking Bad at a more comfortable angle
Dirty dirt hurty hurts.
Doodle Hollow Knight pictures, right?
Thanks, I was on the fence about whether or not I wanted to try being in pain but this convinced me
@@powerbankcinema9731 that wasn't hollow knight, that was bug fables
I appreciate the Bug Fables doodles. And for coming back to complete the team with Chompy
yeaaa i was looking for this comment
Bug Fables fans rise up!
"For a limited time you can absoultely freak out. For a unfun time you can get a niece to ruin your day."
As always outstanding sentence mixing.
Oh no. Kids!
As a Christian I'm pretty impressed with how believable the made up Bible verse is. I'd put it in the New Testament though, it reads like something Paul would say.
@@sparklefairykitten I could have sworn Jeremiah might have said that
"From burly women with larger legs, to petite femboys with slender ones" 😳 calling out both of my weaknesses, Ellie...
She can't keep getting away with it, damn it
Yup.................
@@Flugs0 Speak for yourself
I can't tell which one I want to date and which one I want to be.
i do believe ive never heard the word femboy in a ytp before, the event horizons are converging, this could go crazy
letting my grandchildren out of my lil prayer box at night so they can sleep on the cold hard floor
(Menacing voice) Get warm!
children!
GIRUGAMESH
My favourite part of being a grandparent
oh no, kids!
"To all who call on the Lord: lololololol" - Psalm 106:42
This spoke to me like no other like no other scripture. I understand it all so clearly now✝
"lololololol" is what I do every time I remember that some people actually believe in god 😂
I almost perished
@@DuckInGameStop Man, that's a take straight outta Reddit.
Dirty dirt. It hurty-hurts.
I can't tell if "get warm" is the funniest thing I've ever seen or if the rest of the video was so funny it just wore me down and took me by surprise
of course, that's why we call it the hiney, because it's a joint above the knee, in other words a "high-knee"
Today I learned.
yeah I guess, but... fuck
@@Fnidner that is one use of it, yes
4:13 „To all who call on the Lord: lololololol” is the best
I paused and skipped back so many times that I now can lift a house using my lungs
And now there's my lil' pony
This is certainly one of the darkest YTPs I’ve seen in a while and it was great lmao. I loved the touch of using the main bugfables group as the doodles (and using the chompy as well was a nice touch). This is also way more fast paced and quite joke to joke to joke which worked well for a multiple adverts YTP.
That's right! There's no punchline, it's just slavery.
a sick touch
Also the iPod at the very start is showing Tally Hall on the preview
*_Get warm_*
“For a limitless time you can get a niece to ruin your day” is actually a pretty relatable line
"That's right, you can steal!"
Based
The P in YTP stands for Property is theft.
@@tjenadonn6158 and the T is for Theft of property
@@BulterMarkwad dees
I must be a child. There's plenty of hilarious sound bites, but the one that made me absolutely fall apart was "Dirty Dirt! It hurty hurts!"
Like, why, of all the possible clips does _that_ one get me? Why do I have the humour of a 6-year-old?
that made me ugly laugh too so don't worry you're not alone in your sense of humor 😅
I'm with you on this one xD
Timestamp pls
@@johnmartinez7440 1:29
2 + 2 never gets past 4? Who knew that a YTP would teach me so much!
One of your best yet, Ellie. This is my new go-to for someone who's never seen a ytp before.
I might have to explain Yurf, though.
OMFG, I love her! 😍
i always have to explain yurf
@@littlesnowflakepunk855 Is Yurf a smurf who likes surf and turf lol?
@@mirandahallisy97 Id like to know this too
Please explain, it's literally the one thing I don't understand and I can't find anything online somehow.
oh good I have Leonidas, finally a product for me!
You're everywhere
I love that the iPod at 0:06 has Tally Hall’s MMMM album selected
And how the three different age groups for the DooDoo desk are each doodling each of the three Bug Fables protagonists
Don't forget the doodle (Another bug fables character) at 5:02
Eggpod
iPod
The Bug Fables doodles sent me roaring with laughter. They came out of nowhere and amused me so.
"now you can cuss"
"Darn it!"
the burly women and petite fem boy knees killed me. im done. i died.
You gotta admit though, they’re breaking the standard gender roles
Love that the whole family is obsessed with Bug Fables lol
Put a prayer for me in the box because Girugamesh fucking killed me.
To all who call on the Lord: lololololol
1:33 You had me at “dirty dirt, it hurty-hurts”
I was going to say "That would be funny if the lamp images were from DALL-E on the dolly." Went back and looked, and they were. Well played.
Holy crud what a detail (I can not curse as do not own Satan's Lil Prayer Box)
"Dirty dirt -- it hurty-hurts!" 🤣🤣🤣
Another freakin' masterpiece DaThings. Love the DELETED at 2:57 too
Caller I-Deez NUTS! (Get it?)
Now I don't habe to feel guilt!
Truly impeccable work from DaThings yet again, I couldn't eat while watching for fear that I would spill my soup all over myself and have to clean it up!
Soup. Soup. Just eat the contents.
The phrase “Dirty dirt, it hurty hurts” pops into my head at least once a day.
Easily the best YTP creator out there.
The “enjoy a health breakfast on the go-“ as Mikey Rosen damn near throws up and the “introducing yummy bacon that eats itself!”
“WHAT?!” was absolute comedy californium. Great work Dathie
Never heard “Comedy Californium” before but I gotta start using that
@@BinglesPanks mate, simple knowledge of obsucre as hell elements and their frankly absurd values. Seriously, $24M a gram. As the brits put it, shtewpid.
"So thith os so the pip ethe pillolilollow heh hilluh helpuh helps us splelp sus boab sus pleh hillup sithus"
"Bup"
You never fail to amaze me, Ellie.
The video boaboyedivuth
“I’d love to hear Jimmy” was unfairly clever
"Mom, where are you?"
"GIRUGAMESH!"
"Jimmy just said his first word!"
I'm dead.
Your word splicing is ALWAYS impressive 😭😭
It's so good to see that Yurf has been doing well 😌
The final joke in this regarding Psalms 38: 7-8, becomes ten times funnier when you read what the verse _actually says._
I love to make my eggs in the Michaelwave. They come out perfect every time.
The plums are exquisite.
@@Khrrck Noice!
Shout out to the subtitles being so on point, i can follow the demonspeak at 2:11
"Don't question anything, just consume product! Then get excited for next product!"
The Bug Fables doodles put a smile on my face, thank you
"But you won't pay prices. That's right. You can steal!"
Funniest part is that the butt expansion gag is the most rewatched part of the video 😂😂 Never change, internet.
"and enjoy a healthy breakfast on the go" "BLECCHHH" gave me severe whiplash
All of this was gold, and made me laugh so much! "From left knee to right knee to heinie" was genius and the "from burly women with larger legs to petite femboys with slender ones" sent me. Also, "caller Ideez nuts, get it?" is not getting the attention it needs in the comments!
I swear, you do the funniest, most creative YTP's out there.
"Dirty dirt, it hurty hurts" got me way more than I would've expected.
I love 5:18 especially that you managed to entirely invent a statement that feels like a real bible verse but when you check the verse given (Psalm 38:7-8) it's about having a disease in the genitals
Missed a prime opportunity for "and the tiger poster!"
“If you love boiled eggs, but hate spoiled eggs…” I DIED LAUGHING AT THIS NOW!!!
Truly one of the advertisements ever
Top notch as always! Also LOVED seeing Vi, Kabu and Leif; nice to know you're a fan!
I completely lost it at the “to all who call on the Lord” bit!
You carry the modern YTP community on your back. These poops are unprecedented.
Nothing gets me from frowning to laughing like a good ytp. Great job!
You can curse.
"Darn it"
Whoa there no need to go that dark.
If you or a loved one is suffering from Leonidas, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
*THIS may be entitled to SPARTA
I'll do the catalogue this time:
0:02 the "ipod"
0:28 the drawer lamp
0:37 yummy bacon
0:44 perfect pet matt (and pathectic pet pat)
0:53 the doo doo desk
1:26 perfect pain
1:32 perfect pane (100% sucky)
1:57 idk what this was
2:21 in & on & ih slippers
2:43 just delete the number
3:05 unspecified knee cap and carrier (i know it says the name on the side but i don't think that was edited)
3:42 slaves (no punchline just slavery)
4:02 a child sleeping on a cold hard floor?
And
4:12 my lil' pony
FYI I had to rewrite this entire thing
How is nobody talking about the “Get warm,” bit? So simple yet so effective
My personal favorite
Ellie, this is another work of Fine Art, or F'Art ! I love that you managed to find infomercials with the same narrator for perfect sentence-mixing… 😂
Dathings just keeps getting funnier with every episode. This was so fucking hilarious.
1:28 "dirty dirt. It hurty hurts" HAS ME IN SHAMBLES
I laughed so hard that my ribcage hurty hurts.
“Dirty dirt, it hurty hurts”
- William Shakespeare
"From burly women with large legs to petite femboys with slender ones." is my fave line
5:07 I love this. It sounds like an AI generated bible verse,
4:36 Grandma has been acting different ever since she became an atheist
" Yummy Bacon, The amazing new bacon that eats itself "
" Oh No. Kids! " that's the exact thought I have.
More ytp's need to be like this one. The word play and sentence mixing is very good
loved the bug fables drawings on the doodle desk part
I was very happy to see Bug Fables in that part!
3:12 - I have peoplitis. This really is perfect
"dirty dirt. It hurty-hurts."
instant subscriber
"From burly women with larger legs to petite femboys with slender ones"
Finally a product for me
"You can steal!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I almost sharted from laughing so hard
Hearing "Girugamesh" out of nowhere after all this time was like a brick to the head
The timing of the jokes in this is top tier.
4:52 Unbelievable. DaThings figured out my lore.
“You can even cuss!”
“Darn it”
That one got me
4:08 "G E T W A R M!"
that killed me
I was looking for this comment! Best part of the video! And there are A LOT of funny parts.
Thank you so much for captioning the uncaptionable
Vinesauce Rev was streaming and said if he laughed he would end the stream. This video ended the stream.
“But you won’t pay prices. That’s right! You can steal!”