>looking for a new casino >ask the dealer if the casino is professional or amateurish >he doesn't understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is professional and what is amateurish >he laughs and says "it's a good casino sir" >play poker >it's amateurish
the whole bit of him explaining that casinos actually dont have dealers and you should never touch the cards and to not let it turn into a poker game has me literally in tears omfg
He's giving away all those Vegas secrets. Exploding cards, farting to scare away the other dealers and open combat. And don't forget baby formula... very professional.
i literally just showed that sequence to one of my piano students after telling him about how playing less to leave space for his guitarist bandmate makes the band sound more professional, because i then had to explain why i started laughing
@@SonicPman Veri veri funni hoohee indeed. S' just sad to see there's an absolute pandemic of them these days. Not enough clown positions in the circus ya kno! Smhsmh.
Well, okay. This recipe yields 4, right? WRONG. So, each person gets 3 and you now have 1 and ½ people, 4 times 4, 3 plus 4 plus 8 equals 4. We need to scale up the recipe, that means, by 12 times, the easiest number.
i really appreciate you not only going to the extra effort of providing subtitles, but also including little extra jokes and stuff in them too. i don't usually have to watch youtube videos subtitles, but i always turn them on for your videos!
Happy New Year, folks! And time for the first Little d of the year, the finer details of YTP's that you may have missed! Remember to turn on Closed Captions and try to catch 'em for yourself first. Firstoff, the "Amateur vs. Professional" harpsichord riffs are actually consistent throughout the entire video, you'll probably notice mostly at the end. 1:21 I thought there would be a "Little d" here, but nope. The funniest part to me is he says to start at 3, but then he ends at 54 (which is 1) and claims that we're somehow back where we started from. NUMBERS _NUMBERS_ *_NUMBERS_* 3:16 "Let's not talk about poker." *several seconds of silence* "Okay, we'll talk." Also make sure the captions are on for that entire section. 3:51 These cards are by Sea King, possibly a reference to the DurhamrockerZ YTP, "Hank of the Hill" where the Pokemon gets brought up a few times. 6:58 "Chippities Nuts - I mean Chips". Not only is this a "Deez Nuts" joke, but also a possible reference to the Geibuchan YTP "Ddede Invisible Touch'es Dr robit innapropriately because toNIGHT TONIGHT TONIIIGHT OHOOO" , which has a scene where King Dedede and Escargoon argue over whether the king is eating chips or nuts. 7:12 Yurf is a recurring character in Dathings YTP's, first referenced in "The Bat is In a Sack". It looks like they got some purple lipstick now, rock on. Looks like that's it for this one! Again, Happy New Year to all y'all, and I'm ready for another great year of DaThings content!
Couple minor corrections: - the Sea King card deck is made by Bicycle. Great deck, highly recommend. And yes I did buy it because of the name and the Hank of the Hill connection :) - Yurf has always had purple lipstick, it's just usually hard to see unless you zoom in. I always look forward to these in the comments lol, keep up the great work 💜
@@lucase.2546 "Dear Mr Sawyer! I want to un-awaken all these feelings that your game has stirred up in me. Sincerely: every player. P.S.: 13 years later and I still cannot uninstall it. Please send help."
I had to go back over that first Cut The Deck joke like 3 times omg I can't stop laughing. It happens to be my birthday today and this upload is the best present.
hearing that hades chord repeatedly made me perk up like i was entering a shop. every single time i was like "aw fuck i wonder what charons got for me"
Amateurish dealers: See the cards Cut the cards Fart Let the cards explode (amateurishly) Are Unprofessional Professional dealers: Use candling Pitch for the game of 21 Let the cards explode (professionally) Apply pudding to cards Get handcuffed Fart
I was dying of laughter, good work DaThings: You might go to the casino with a partner, and you're in the poker room when they walk up to your game and you say "I am the Joker, baby." And they say "you really want to bet? Prove it." And you're gonna notice the middle finger in the air. By the way, don't look as though you're angry, but remember to push back. You have to stand up for yourself. And as you're pointing a gun, and you say "now watch it, Slick, I'm never giving up" and they say "relax" and you say "no," and you pick them up and simply give them a push by throwing, uh, the other person down across the side of the table, and hold them there. If you apply too much pressure, the table smashes the sucker, and you'll notice the head pop, pop open like that; breaks the skull. If you don't apply much pressure, you uh, die, you would be dead. Rip. You really can't do that. You have to get used to open combat in a casino.
0:42 I saw that joke coming, just not in the way it's presented. I've been rewatching Phelous's Ninja Turtles videos lately, so Leonardo using a katana to scare a Three-Card-Monty dealer was fresh in my mind.
"the game of Twenty-Two, which is a real popular game right now" Fun fact! When I was in the math olympiad, we used to actually play _Twenty-Four!_ This might seem like a bit, but it is an actual game; you set four cards on the table (Ace is 1, Joker, Queen and King are 11, 12 and 13), and using basic operations (sum, subtraction, multiplication and division) you try to make the cards add up to 24. Depending on the sort of rules you're using, either the first person to solve it gets the cards (and the person with most cards wins) or the _last_ person to solve it gets them (the person with the most cards loses). It's pretty fun!
i love your sentence mixes, also thanks for confirming at the end that was the hades sting, i just finished grinding out the 32 heat challenge in preperation for hades 2, truely cultured.
As soon as there was the part when he's shuffling and slapping down cards, I was only listening to the audio, and it started turning into farting noises
1. Bending and snapping is A M A T E U R I S H ! 2. Making cards fart is P R O F E S S I O N A L ! 3. Running so far away all night and day in dirty, sticky handcuffs is P O I N T L E S S !
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Extended version of the Hades / Flock of Seagulls credits song:
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>looking for a new casino
>ask the dealer if the casino is professional or amateurish
>he doesn't understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is professional and what is amateurish
>he laughs and says "it's a good casino sir"
>play poker
>it's amateurish
You never want to see a dealer
a youtube poop? that's professional
[Single note of Final Expense]
Did you know? 'sus' is a vowel in YTPese.
Professional is arabic for profession the.
Ok jan misali Please make a ytp
Amateurish
Murdering your opponents during a poker game is PROFESSIONAL
PROFESSIONAL
...s have standards. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
"you have to get used to open combat in a casino."
Wild Bill Hickok can attest to that.
@@NoReplyAsset Okada Manila last year during the hostile takeover
real sigma male grindset
"You make like a tree, and you leave"
This made me laugh harder than it had any right to
"Make like a tree and go"
What if you end up making a tree?
I prefer the more gentlemanly jest, "You make like a tree, and get outta here"
I'm told this would fetch _all_ the ladies in the mid nineteen-fifties
Darby: raiiiiiizzze!!!
@@duckfilms3662 "You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong!"
“You have to be prepared for open combat in a casino” is my favorite line
Akiba Maid War Ep.2.
he could have done a "you have to be prepared for mortal kombt in a casino" xD
Well, if you enter with the intention of cheating....
The first Black Panther movie comes to mind....
Just like Rainbow Six Vegas.
Love the inner tension between wanting to hear what absurdity you make Mr. Gambler say versus wanting to hear the rest of the Hades track
Me: hears literally one second of music
Ah yes, Darren Chord, from the award-winning game Hades Nuts.
@@governor_explosion How many people do you think would play Hades’ Nuts
@@redpepper74 If a free download were included in every can of Chippidies Nuts, all of them.
Darby:Raaaiiiiiiiizzzze !
Murrrrrgh...!
the whole bit of him explaining that casinos actually dont have dealers and you should never touch the cards and to not let it turn into a poker game has me literally in tears omfg
We solved gambling addiction by convincing people that not playing is a meta strategy.
Poker game? That's very amateurish
The bit about shuffling and the different techniques and such killed me
6:30 I love this sequence of him determinating what's professional and amateurish, and your art style is perfect and completes it
it's such a perfect example of ellie's humor i love it
I love her art every time!
Fitting for a poker dealer that question is a coin flip everytime.
that monologue about popping skulls was very PROFESSIONAL
Bloody Mess perk
He's giving away all those Vegas secrets. Exploding cards, farting to scare away the other dealers and open combat. And don't forget baby formula... very professional.
The "Charon chord" punchline got me and just kept getting me. Brilliant!
I am now going to hear that one harpsichord note whenever someone mentions the word Professional or Amateurish.
Same
i literally just showed that sequence to one of my piano students after telling him about how playing less to leave space for his guitarist bandmate makes the band sound more professional, because i then had to explain why i started laughing
YTP so fresh, it’s not even sticky or dirty yet.
5:00 I always start out each hand by saying "I'm the joker, baby" It lets people know I'm in control.
You really wanna bet? Prove it.
And now you're gonna notice the middle finger in the air.
By the way, don't look as though you're angry.
I'll never heard the sound of cards being sprung-shiffled the same way again.
"Once you play Fallout New Vegas, then you understand that you're not cis"
damn this guy spittin facts
How did I play it tho when I don't have it
Or a supported console
How did I get trans then?
@@FriskDrinksBrisk fallout new vegas is but one avenue of understanding you're not cis :3
@@lovely6196 ok
Bold of you to assume DaThings is a guy
@@FriskDrinksBrisk Because the truth is... the game was rigged from the start.
I love how you managed to create that entire fighting dialogue and actually have it tell a story.
“Break the cards in half, kinda amateurish to me.” 😂
Ellie Spectacular's YTPs: always Professional.
The Hades sting throughout the video just...LOVE it. 🤣
“Once you can learn that, then you know.” Truer words have never been spoken.
if i had to watch this all over again, id watch it all over again it was very professional
The list of Pro + Amateur had me dying 😂
"Once you play Fallout: New Vegas, then you understand that you're not cis."
Everytime I think you can't get more based I'm proven wrong.
🤡🤡🤡
@@Paradox_Edge clowns are fun
@@SonicPman Veri veri funni hoohee indeed. S' just sad to see there's an absolute pandemic of them these days. Not enough clown positions in the circus ya kno! Smhsmh.
@@Paradox_Edge Very amateurish
@@Paradox_Edge "Now watch it slick! I'm never giving up"
"Once you play Fallout: New Vegas, you understand that you're not cis"
3:16 ellie really out here serving the asmr community with this bit, except that last part where it sounds like someone farting
Very amateurish
@@TheKrisMaster4*harpsicord note*
Hey buddy, nice fart!
Yo, sick video! Great edits and art! The sentence mixing is great as always!
I'm having flashbacks to StaCup's numerical madness and I love it.
I was reminded of Chef Jonathan Lonathan scaling up his pancakes recipe
If not, that's okay
Well, okay. This recipe yields 4, right? WRONG. So, each person gets 3 and you now have 1 and ½ people, 4 times 4, 3 plus 4 plus 8 equals 4. We need to scale up the recipe, that means, by 12 times, the easiest number.
it's how pleased with himself the dealer guy looks that makes the bit perfect
i really appreciate you not only going to the extra effort of providing subtitles, but also including little extra jokes and stuff in them too. i don't usually have to watch youtube videos subtitles, but i always turn them on for your videos!
Happy New Year, folks! And time for the first Little d of the year, the finer details of YTP's that you may have missed! Remember to turn on Closed Captions and try to catch 'em for yourself first.
Firstoff, the "Amateur vs. Professional" harpsichord riffs are actually consistent throughout the entire video, you'll probably notice mostly at the end.
1:21 I thought there would be a "Little d" here, but nope. The funniest part to me is he says to start at 3, but then he ends at 54 (which is 1) and claims that we're somehow back where we started from.
NUMBERS
_NUMBERS_
*_NUMBERS_*
3:16 "Let's not talk about poker." *several seconds of silence* "Okay, we'll talk."
Also make sure the captions are on for that entire section.
3:51 These cards are by Sea King, possibly a reference to the DurhamrockerZ YTP, "Hank of the Hill" where the Pokemon gets brought up a few times.
6:58 "Chippities Nuts - I mean Chips". Not only is this a "Deez Nuts" joke, but also a possible reference to the Geibuchan YTP "Ddede Invisible Touch'es Dr robit innapropriately because toNIGHT TONIGHT TONIIIGHT OHOOO" , which has a scene where King Dedede and Escargoon argue over whether the king is eating chips or nuts.
7:12 Yurf is a recurring character in Dathings YTP's, first referenced in "The Bat is In a Sack". It looks like they got some purple lipstick now, rock on.
Looks like that's it for this one! Again, Happy New Year to all y'all, and I'm ready for another great year of DaThings content!
Couple minor corrections:
- the Sea King card deck is made by Bicycle. Great deck, highly recommend. And yes I did buy it because of the name and the Hank of the Hill connection :)
- Yurf has always had purple lipstick, it's just usually hard to see unless you zoom in.
I always look forward to these in the comments lol, keep up the great work 💜
I already saw this one about twice and I already knew about yurf. I can't believe I missed him the first time
@@DaThings Really means a lot to me, thank you!
I'm absolutely howling from the New Vegas bit. Especially because playing blackjack with high Luck skill is my favorite way of earning caps.
Would you say that you have a theoretical degree in probability calculus?
@@TheMeanMongoose Theoretically speaking, yes
The casinos kicking me out because I abused my 10 Luck and ate all their chips 🤤🤤🤤
"getting handcuffed: professional (by anyone other than a cop)" Based.
Well shit, I should have never played Fallout: New Vegas. Now I need to go buy myself a bunch of bras.
It's all because of Arcade Gannon. He's so dreamy.
@@spejic1 Veronica for me, best girl
@@caseygibson7266 veronica best girl. boone is my token straight friend
We really should start a class action lawsuit
@@lucase.2546 "Dear Mr Sawyer! I want to un-awaken all these feelings that your game has stirred up in me.
Sincerely: every player.
P.S.: 13 years later and I still cannot uninstall it. Please send help."
4:50 I had an _idea_ as to where this joke was going but by no means did I expect you to actually go there
I love it
same
"You make like a tree, and leaf." 2:32
(happy old Biff grumbles)
3:35 the sound of me trying to get the last of the ketchup out of the bottle
The coin remix of Final Expense is extremely fitting
I had to go back over that first Cut The Deck joke like 3 times omg I can't stop laughing. It happens to be my birthday today and this upload is the best present.
Happy birthday!
The lead-up to, and punchline at 3:33 is absolutely phenomenal
I don't know what Guts expected.
He did say CUT.
0:41
I'm glad the game "22" is becoming popular because that's what I usually get when playing "21".
I've never learned how to play poker and this video is exactly how it sounds when someone tries explaining it to me XD
6:43 Darn, I was expecting the Covert Tooth to show up again lol
I wanna just listen to this dude rate things as amateurish or professional for a while
Honestly I really couldn't avoid laughing at 4:50 XD
Just FNV Things 🤣
The slight moments in the early parts of the video were i forget its not a real tutorial are the funniest experiences.
This YTP is anything but
AMATEURISH
Confirmation from DaThings that farting is professional is the only confirmation I’ll ever need in my life
You should definitely try that at your next job interview. Makes you come off real professional!
hearing that hades chord repeatedly made me perk up like i was entering a shop. every single time i was like "aw fuck i wonder what charons got for me"
I've been playing Hades nonstop recently, so the single chord at the 0:04 put me in to fight or flight.
1:17 to 1:39 is my maths teacher when I was in secondary school. It’s also why the air guided mussels I help design target home soil instead of sus.
Nice cards! NoOoOtt so nice cards. Wouldn't it be nice if shuffling your cards was this easy?
That's not professional.
@@phillip5245 Very very amateurish
Awesome reference, mate.
Wouldn’t it be nice if your deck, was this f*cking ugly?
As someone who deals cards in a casino, this video is 100% accurate
Are you used to open combat in a casino?
This is some of your best work so far, each amateurish cut in got me doubling over
Amateurish dealers:
See the cards
Cut the cards
Fart
Let the cards explode (amateurishly)
Are Unprofessional
Professional dealers:
Use candling
Pitch for the game of 21
Let the cards explode (professionally)
Apply pudding to cards
Get handcuffed
Fart
literally the first time that note played i knew it was from hades
I recognized it the first time it was played, but I needed to hear it the second time to place it
One thing ai can never replace is a good ytp thank you DaThings :)
the ending mashup is way too good to be a throwaway, what a jam
I was dying of laughter, good work DaThings:
You might go to the casino with a partner, and you're in the poker room when they walk up to your game and you say "I am the Joker, baby." And they say "you really want to bet? Prove it." And you're gonna notice the middle finger in the air. By the way, don't look as though you're angry, but remember to push back. You have to stand up for yourself. And as you're pointing a gun, and you say "now watch it, Slick, I'm never giving up" and they say "relax" and you say "no," and you pick them up and simply give them a push by throwing, uh, the other person down across the side of the table, and hold them there. If you apply too much pressure, the table smashes the sucker, and you'll notice the head pop, pop open like that; breaks the skull. If you don't apply much pressure, you uh, die, you would be dead. Rip. You really can't do that. You have to get used to open combat in a casino.
Finally tried Hades and it's crazy they used a sound effect from your YTP in their game! I hope they gave you credit. 😅
“And once you play Fallout New Vegas, you realize you aren’t cis.”
Incredible
I was dying when he was talking about going to the poker table with a gun and say that you're The Joker XD
The Hades joke got me almost every time
I just loved the smooth transition from shuffle technics to manslaughter
0:42 I saw that joke coming, just not in the way it's presented. I've been rewatching Phelous's Ninja Turtles videos lately, so Leonardo using a katana to scare a Three-Card-Monty dealer was fresh in my mind.
"the game of Twenty-Two, which is a real popular game right now"
Fun fact! When I was in the math olympiad, we used to actually play _Twenty-Four!_ This might seem like a bit, but it is an actual game; you set four cards on the table (Ace is 1, Joker, Queen and King are 11, 12 and 13), and using basic operations (sum, subtraction, multiplication and division) you try to make the cards add up to 24. Depending on the sort of rules you're using, either the first person to solve it gets the cards (and the person with most cards wins) or the _last_ person to solve it gets them (the person with the most cards loses). It's pretty fun!
That explosion sprite and sound effect threw me back to 2005 BIG time!
4:50 As someone who plays fallout new vegas I can confirm none of us are cis
The Hades music got me everytime
making like a tree and leaving really is the only safe gambling strategy
i love your sentence mixes, also thanks for confirming at the end that was the hades sting, i just finished grinding out the 32 heat challenge in preperation for hades 2, truely cultured.
3:33 you can really hear the card pudding here (professional)
amateurish is going to be a permanent word in my vocabulary
As soon as there was the part when he's shuffling and slapping down cards, I was only listening to the audio, and it started turning into farting noises
4:48 now that's a relic
One of the best YTPs I've seen in a while. Great job!
The sequence with all the card sounds was very relaxing.
5:18 i cant breathe it just keeps going
the murder instructions are some of the smoothest vibes ive heard
I've played Fallout: New Vegas and can confirm this is accurate.
these amazing edits just never stop , i see DaThings , i click
3:39 "okay, we'll talk." Somehow that got me good 🤣🤣
On top of the rest of this being your usual awesome
1. Bending and snapping is
A M A T E U R I S H !
2. Making cards fart is
P R O F E S S I O N A L !
3. Running so far away all night and day in dirty, sticky handcuffs is
P O I N T L E S S !
I could listen to this guy tell me what’s professional and what’s amateurish forever!
I would just like to say that I farted when he said "don't fart." The universe is a magical place
This was one of the best poops I've seen this year
1:20 for quick maths
I was literally watching a previous YTP of yours and saw the notification!
Literally every time I go in Charon's shop, I think, "That's amateurish!"
0:41 what did he expect
1:38 yeah, that makes sense
Was just in a high school production of Legally Blonde and, without seeing the movie, knew the bend and snap reference immediately and was so happy!!!
Love ya, Da Things!!!!
So, Knuckles and Yurf as mechanics who use baby formula, have broken teeth, prefer $5 chips, and own Tech Decks are professionals
🃏 Truffle Fuffle Buffle Shuffle 🃏
Thank you DaThings you are a lady a scholar and a lover of fine arts.
now watch it, slick. i'm never giving up
after the cup stacking thing i thought i was in for five minuites of card noises
1:10 I'm reminded of the rules from The Price is Rar.