Seeing double? I reuploaded the video because there were a lot of complaints of a high-pitched sound that was irritating some folks - I'm definitely getting older because I didn't hear it at first, but this version should be less hard-on-the-ears. Thanks
I swear to you that DaThings has a bingo card on her monitor for things she hasn’t sentenced mixed yet, and every time the stars align she checks another one off
@@lancesmith8298The idea of them taking countless hours on every single video trying to get the person to say "Awooga" as natural as possible until this source video came along
“But Tracy did die that night.” “That’s what the police say. I’m sure she wasn’t dead. Huh Ha!” *eats ice cream* “What do you mean?” *stops and smacks her lips* “Nothin.”
Saying he can’t believe Josh found the murder weapon in as many ways as possible and the other guy just clearly not knowing how to deal with it is hilarious.
5:17 I'm pretty sure the jury's still out on wether or not Jenson was killed. All I know is that he died immediately after being swallowed alive or blown up. (it's impossible to tell which.)
The entire bit around the two minute mark of rewording the same sentence is honestly one of my favorite bits you do. Most of them make sense, at least one of them would get me yelled at by my old English teacher for passive voice, and all of them tickle my brain ever so slightly.
I'm just sitting here, enjoying a nice fresh YTP, and suddenly, without warning, RetroAhoy appears out of nowhere to talk me to sleep. My head is reeling.
I remember that one. Donald Trump's first 100 Durrs. "These arrests include aliens convicted of robbery, snobbery, slobbery, smuggling, druggling, juggling, and many more, roor."
i love how DaThings mostly uses stuff only from the source material hate it when people who make YTP just spam effects and memes and shit she got it down to a science
@@AevriosTheQuetzalcoatlus The only reason i like cs less is because there is less of a continuous story in each video. Imagining these silly scenes as real ones makes them ten times funnier.
I'm glad it's not just me. Anything with giant pieces of Oreo has my attention (even if I would have to ask Goemon's permission first, as he is the master of Oreos).
@governor_explosion bit of TV trivia for you: they can't use ice cream for TV shots, because between the heat of the lights and having to do multiple takes, it would melt. The part of ice cream in any TV show (and most ads!) is played by mashed potatoes with food coloring.
The bit with Thai (? I'm pretty sure that's the Thai script but I'm a bit unsure) titles was something I didn't anticipate at all. Truly and honestly high-brow
the blues clues (blues clues & you) bit was fantastic. "the women? awooga!" made me laugh so hard. im hope i can say "does your wife know your mind works like that?" to someone one day thats fucking gold. fantastic vid
Could be the best yet. I thank you so much for doing this - I'm slow to belly laugh, but your gear leaves me helpless with laughter, whatever shite has ocurred during my day. I wish you were local and that we could go for a pint. Bravissima, you really are providing a mental health service, at least for one person. X
I've had that @2:20 conversation with coworkers because it is both disarming and far easier than triggering the actual idea or thought presently hamster wheeling away in their heads.
“So there ya have it. Two murders. Don’t look at both! :D” 4:06 does your wife know your mind works like that 4:34 does your wife know your mom 4:43 does your quote wife unquote know your girlfriend
As someone who lives in Mass and has endless ytp ideas in my head about our state like our many fucked up town names but is unable to make a ytp myself, thank you!
I actually just finished Return of the Obra Dinn. I pretty certain Jean Valjoj was speared by fish people before making a sandwich because he wore the same shoes as the ice cream lady who laughs in a french accent.
Meanwhile, that streamer is still not 100% certain who Dennis Oliver and Beryl Blackwood are after the final chapter, so they don't write it in their book and they can't hear me shouting at my screen.
1:53 I don’t I laughed as hard over a Blue’s Clues sequitur since Sting did it on Jeopardy’s Tooth! 6:23 Okay, but this came out about 2 weeks ago. And you’re already pooping it!! That’s amazing!!
i love this one so much. it's got such a consistency throughout. every 5 seconds a zinger. also i love the silent quick cuts at like 0:18. they seem meaningless at first but the pause just adds to it
Something about this actor is just perfect for YTP. I guess the industry knew that too since somebody also got him to do that Rockwell Retro Encabulator meme.
"She tells Fisher she'll dump fish in the sea, she doesn't, they fish. Tracey gets angry and picks up the fishy fish and kills her out of love." Well, that solved that case.
When you emerge the world you knew will have changed. Take your friendly old neighbor Johnny. Rather than rewatching his favorite ytp “Eccentric Severe Tumors” he may now be rewatching his new favorite ytp “Eccentric Severe MURDERS.” Worse still he may not be alone.
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Seeing double? I reuploaded the video because there were a lot of complaints of a high-pitched sound that was irritating some folks - I'm definitely getting older because I didn't hear it at first, but this version should be less hard-on-the-ears.
Thanks
bro I heard nothing am I getting old too
I thought it was funny, to be honest. Headphone users may disagree, idk.
Nostalgic even
Could you come back in half an hour?
I thought that was just from the source ya used but yeah its the pitched noise that old crt used to make heh.
"it's possible he was murdered by the murderer and killed, too." Poor guy.
yeah real shame. the murderer just accidentally dropped the weapon of murder into his body. whats the odds that would happen?!
Wwwhoops
Apparently, people die when they're killed.
@@otaking3582 well, even if you would be killed, you wouldn't die
Snorted soup out my nose at that line.
"I loved that man. He was a one."
"Anything more?"
"........Two."
I LOST it at that part 😂
Expert comedic timing on this gag.
Queen has high standards, what I can say?
I was anticipating it and felt so satisfied when it happened!
Well, that *is* more.
Police have advised him not to murder
Swiper no Swiping!
Presidents talking to colonizers they’re enabling coded
It's possible he was murdered by the murdered and killed tew
Good advice.
Are they even out LOOKING for the other half of that poor, probably undead phonebooth?
"She was in horrendous condition, stabbed to death horrendously in her horrendous rented home" - BeryreB BlackWooW
"Awooga" caught me off guard
it sounded so natural
women?
I swear to you that DaThings has a bingo card on her monitor for things she hasn’t sentenced mixed yet, and every time the stars align she checks another one off
@@lancesmith8298The idea of them taking countless hours on every single video trying to get the person to say "Awooga" as natural as possible until this source video came along
3:25
The cat interview was hard hitting
That cat really had some interesting insights.
ek ek ek ek ekk ek ek e ek ek
3:23 - the women? AwoOga.
Truly profound, I agree wholeheartedly.
5:02 "I don't like talking" *shuts door*
She's just like me fr fr
Same
same here
“But Tracy did die that night.”
“That’s what the police say. I’m sure she wasn’t dead. Huh Ha!” *eats ice cream*
“What do you mean?”
*stops and smacks her lips* “Nothin.”
Blevidence Clevidence was my favorite kids show.
I love how the end credits scene sets up for the original series at the end with him discovering the shop. Perfect prequel
Please explain, I don't quite understand
@@lucase.2546 I think they're referring to how the original "Eccentric Severe Tumors" YTPs were of a store's employee training videos
@@lucase.2546It's the same actor as the guy from Eccentric Severe Tumors.
The fact that this is one of those VHS party games is pretty dope
I was trying to figure out what this thing was
I guess you're younger than Doom.
This is the strangest adaptation of The Shadow Over Innsmouth, but far from the worst.
God damned Fish People, always coming over here and being stinkly!
cultured
The subtitles are one of my favorite parts of your YTPs. Like, the level of care to identify a "bright synth sting" is just so good.
Saying he can’t believe Josh found the murder weapon in as many ways as possible and the other guy just clearly not knowing how to deal with it is hilarious.
"Police advised him _not_ to murder."
Good advice I guess lmao
7:39 - "STOP THAT TAPE!" **Stop Tape appears**
🤣
loving this addition to the Eccentric Severe Cinematic Universe
right as I heard "the fps genre didn't exist" the original video didn't either
What
Don’t look at both!
Seeing Ahoy's latest video show up in the middle of this one was certainly a mild jumpscare.
You can't just slide an Ahoy edit in and not expect us wanting a full Ahoy edit!
5:17 I'm pretty sure the jury's still out on wether or not Jenson was killed. All I know is that he died immediately after being swallowed alive or blown up. (it's impossible to tell which.)
Which is a very popular lifestyle choice these days.
My professional opinion? The Jenson was killed!
*nearly* impossible
The entire bit around the two minute mark of rewording the same sentence is honestly one of my favorite bits you do. Most of them make sense, at least one of them would get me yelled at by my old English teacher for passive voice, and all of them tickle my brain ever so slightly.
the "take out your coin and flip it" part had me in stitches
5:22 i love how he calls her "woman beryl blackwood" like thats her title
Don’t forget. Short for “Benadryl.”
"I'm Dennis Oliver."
"And I'm Beryl Blackwood."
"And I'm the weatherman."
"AND I'M JAVERT!" 🎵
And I'm Matt.
Very informative explaining that "Blue's Clues" and "Blue's Clues & You" are different shows. PSA material right there.
I'm just sitting here, enjoying a nice fresh YTP, and suddenly, without warning, RetroAhoy appears out of nowhere to talk me to sleep. My head is reeling.
4:58 "druggling"
i love that reference so much lmfao
What's the reference?
@@gabrielstrong7322some Donald trump YTP, "aliens convicted of robbery, snobbery, juggling, druggling"
I remember that one. Donald Trump's first 100 Durrs. "These arrests include aliens convicted of robbery, snobbery, slobbery, smuggling, druggling, juggling, and many more, roor."
What happened to my comment?
The Impact of Jenson continues to be felt
Glad that Dathings is keeping on brand.
Important to remember Howie Felt.
Jenson Impact
Wait, Jenson was killed? I thought he died! This is tragic.
He was killed until he died.
My professional opinion? The Jenson was killed!
(I dont think it's anything to worry about...)
People die when they are killed
Older people can be very old, and they often die -Captain Rescue
I didn't even know he was sick!
Nice to see an expansion to the Eccentric Severe Tumors cinematic universe. Banger vid.
"The women? Awooga!"
so true, shout-out to women
i love how DaThings mostly uses stuff only from the source material
hate it when people who make YTP just spam effects and memes and shit
she got it down to a science
you may like noisepuppet and an heroic hippo too! language warning tho
How about cs188?
@@AevriosTheQuetzalcoatlus The only reason i like cs less is because there is less of a continuous story in each video. Imagining these silly scenes as real ones makes them ten times funnier.
@@bachaddictNoisepuppet is awesome. I wish he would start pooping again!
I appreciate a locally sourced Very Tall Bart from time to time.
Holy crap the Ahoy pooping in there caught me off guard. Superbus!
I really want that sundae that lady was eating.
*spoon chewing intensifies*
I'm glad it's not just me. Anything with giant pieces of Oreo has my attention (even if I would have to ask Goemon's permission first, as he is the master of Oreos).
@governor_explosion bit of TV trivia for you: they can't use ice cream for TV shots, because between the heat of the lights and having to do multiple takes, it would melt.
The part of ice cream in any TV show (and most ads!) is played by mashed potatoes with food coloring.
The Doom tape segment was great and then I totally lost it when the guy asked who brought the tape so angrily at 7:40 🤣
I now feel even more confused and disoriented.
The bit with Thai (? I'm pretty sure that's the Thai script but I'm a bit unsure) titles was something I didn't anticipate at all. Truly and honestly high-brow
the blues clues (blues clues & you) bit was fantastic. "the women? awooga!" made me laugh so hard. im hope i can say "does your wife know your mind works like that?" to someone one day thats fucking gold. fantastic vid
I know what genre Jean Valjean is: Fighting.
(...I still can't believe a Les Mis fighting game is actually a thing.)
ARM JOE
And I can't believe Josh found the murder weapon.
0:31 audio comprehension tests in foreign language classes be like
The murderer apparently dropped it in his body.
The Doom source that I feel like I just watched hit me at a thousand miles an hour
directly after he said "what's this about a shop" I got an instacart ad, made it 200 times better haha
"I don't like talking"
I can relate, I don't like talking either.
this is one of your best, actually incredible sentence mixing and jokes
"killed to death" is a classic line
Sir Hatch Cat as “The Goopie” is one of those DaThings jokes that’ll live in my brain forever.
i just got to the part where she interviewed a cat and made a noise at it and i'm crying 5:59
3:55 *ASK* *ME* *ABOUT* *MY* *FISSURE* 🤨
You need more reactant
I lost it when I saw that.
Spin off to Eccentric Severe Tumors?
Very welcomed.
This could also double as a spinoff of Jenson’s Impact
LOL at "Paying the Ultimate Fisher Price"
By god, they really didn’t want their customers.
What happened with the rest of the video? I had to stop at the STOP TAPE sign.
Could be the best yet. I thank you so much for doing this - I'm slow to belly laugh, but your gear leaves me helpless with laughter, whatever shite has ocurred during my day. I wish you were local and that we could go for a pint. Bravissima, you really are providing a mental health service, at least for one person. X
7:27 is perfection. It’s so simple yet it’s so funny
6:30 - I did not expect an XboxAhoy reference in this YTP, but I’m so glad it exists
Love your blink-and-you-miss-it gags!
4:21 "I've got a nose"
nice Pupin reference there
Didn't expect fish to be such a huge plot device In this murder case
5:12 I don't know why but that mixed up chuckle got me
The zoom in on the "mid 😎" - so simple but so good.
as a fish person this is my favorite TH-cam poop quite stinkly
I've had that @2:20 conversation with coworkers because it is both disarming and far easier than triggering the actual idea or thought presently hamster wheeling away in their heads.
The censorship bee is a real VIB.
very important berson
Yeah, a very important b[bee]ch
Very Important Bee.
“So there ya have it. Two murders. Don’t look at both! :D”
4:06 does your wife know your mind works like that
4:34 does your wife know your mom
4:43 does your quote wife unquote know your girlfriend
I've been watching for almost three minutes before I realized that I think the news anchor is the same guy on the Eccentric severe tumors
As someone who lives in Mass and has endless ytp ideas in my head about our state like our many fucked up town names but is unable to make a ytp myself, thank you!
I actually just finished Return of the Obra Dinn.
I pretty certain Jean Valjoj was speared by fish people before making a sandwich because he wore the same shoes as the ice cream lady who laughs in a french accent.
Meanwhile, that streamer is still not 100% certain who Dennis Oliver and Beryl Blackwood are after the final chapter, so they don't write it in their book and they can't hear me shouting at my screen.
meanwhile ViV was battered by children and has sus
@@Seydaschu The pain is real. Real stinkly.
1:53 I don’t I laughed as hard over a Blue’s Clues sequitur since Sting did it on Jeopardy’s Tooth!
6:23 Okay, but this came out about 2 weeks ago. And you’re already pooping it!! That’s amazing!!
A treasure as always, keep up the good work ❤
i love this one so much. it's got such a consistency throughout. every 5 seconds a zinger. also i love the silent quick cuts at like 0:18. they seem meaningless at first but the pause just adds to it
An Ahoy ytp was the last thing i expected in this video. Amazing
Something about this actor is just perfect for YTP. I guess the industry knew that too since somebody also got him to do that Rockwell Retro Encabulator meme.
Sounds like him but the actor names in the original creidts dont match?
7:42 is the funniest thing I've seen this week
"She tells Fisher she'll dump fish in the sea, she doesn't, they fish. Tracey gets angry and picks up the fishy fish and kills her out of love."
Well, that solved that case.
This is, as always, a true work of art.
I'm on the NYC subway heading to work CRYING 🤣🤣🤣 top 5 release for you of all time.
"half an hour ago, half a man was found stabbed to death in half a phone booth"
Also I applaud your restraint for not using a "rope, bombs, etc." CDI quote at 3:24
3:01 comes off as Ellie breaking into laughter in the middle of her own sentence mixing
I'm very upset sniper didn't say doom headshot.
7:39 is my personal favorite bit.
"Detective, it seems the victims are suffering from a severe case of the murders."
A certified STOP TAPE moment
Some of the most hilarious long pauses I've ever seen. I wound back to watch some of them again!
_Police have advised him not to murder_
He had a fair warning. How so very dare he choose to kill Josh to death??
At first I thought this was from a very low grade show called _Stop Tape._
wasn't expecting Ahoy YTP but I'm glad it exists :D
i don't know why something as simple as mirroring one half of the face to the other side cracks me up so much
When you emerge the world you knew will have changed. Take your friendly old neighbor Johnny. Rather than rewatching his favorite ytp “Eccentric Severe Tumors” he may now be rewatching his new favorite ytp “Eccentric Severe MURDERS.” Worse still he may not be alone.
"Who's dead this time?"
Ahh, must be a CNN segment.
Didn't expect the Ahoy edit lol
It makes me glad to see Ahoy in a YTP!
Druggling is now my favorite word
What is life really but a series of Revidences and Blevidences
The guy at 8:33 looks like Ian Curtis with Mr. Rogers’ voice
Turns out the cat saw the whole thing, including the half a man getting stabbed in half a phonebooth half an hour ago.