ANNO 1404 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Colonize Everything!

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  • @Lawgamer411
    @Lawgamer411 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    I know this is in 2023, but I love the idea of spiff having to hand out nearly 120k tea bags

    • @Big_Turp
      @Big_Turp ปีที่แล้ว +6

      haha i was literally typing the same thing

    • @indnwkybrd
      @indnwkybrd ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know this is in 2023 but I still agree that OpenTTD is the best game ever

    • @colescott79
      @colescott79 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anyone know what the number was back then?

    • @felixwillmann4341
      @felixwillmann4341 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would love to see the video of Brit exployting the shit out of rl, generating 120k tea bags 😂

    • @helo_people
      @helo_people 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Duplication Exploit @@felixwillmann4341

  • @RhejMacTavish
    @RhejMacTavish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1372

    Anno 1404 (aka Dawn of Discovery) is firmly in the "look up and suddenly it's 3am and you've been playing for 9 hours" category. Love it!

    • @Tony78454
      @Tony78454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      " perhaps it's time for a break?"

    • @RhejMacTavish
      @RhejMacTavish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Tony78454 Only once the nobles are satisfied. Oh...

    • @darth_dartrixon1477
      @darth_dartrixon1477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tony78454 jyjttjyjyl

    • @christechguideuk
      @christechguideuk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For me it's that, civ and age of empires

    • @Abraham_writes_random_code
      @Abraham_writes_random_code 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What others can fill this gap for me?

  • @purplemonkfish
    @purplemonkfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    1800 told me to go outside. I was like "wtf game? wtf?". Never had a game judge me for playing it before.

    • @adwans1491
      @adwans1491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Anno 1704 also told you to pause the game. Many games do that

    • @fendertelecaster8409
      @fendertelecaster8409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Maplestory has been telling you to take breaks and go outside for 20 years

    • @rubtugger3560
      @rubtugger3560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Dungeon keeper 2 was the first game to tell me to go to bed... In various ways... "You're dedication has unlocked a hidden gaming tip. GO TO BED."

    • @andreiviorel1988
      @andreiviorel1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Anno 1404 told me I have no life for playing for 8 hours 😂

    • @inizuke4909
      @inizuke4909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      had a game that would you remind you hourly with your current playtime and that you should go outside
      ii guess people took that adivce the game is down since april last year

  • @Antonyo079
    @Antonyo079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2900

    oy, you got a license for that colony?

    • @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
      @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Yes, and I have a license for my license, too

    • @kavemustermann
      @kavemustermann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      loicense*

    • @operator8014
      @operator8014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 And jus' WHE' dyu get dat loicense?
      Roight den, your comin' wif us, mate.

    • @Karkatrielle
      @Karkatrielle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 what about the license to have a license for a license

    • @beanslinger4616
      @beanslinger4616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You’ll never take my colony alive!
      *Burns the whole colony.*

  • @dk-sky3820
    @dk-sky3820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1163

    Ahh, this channel is by far the best discovery I've made in months.

    • @funnybunny9624
      @funnybunny9624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@thespiffingbrit But because of this sentiment you now need to go buy 28k teabags XD
      Edit: because jokes don't translate well into text, I'm obviously just kidding lol. I'm not even going to the convention :P

    • @brodun_
      @brodun_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thespiffingbrit you better tell dave to put down the coff- AH he's drinking it disgusting

    • @Juneberryknight
      @Juneberryknight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome to the communi-TEA and remember never drink coffee it is the devil’s caffinator

    • @ReiDaTecnologia
      @ReiDaTecnologia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup same!

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only leafy lads here. Beany boys don't exist. Repeat. Don't. Exist.

  • @oliverthole1823
    @oliverthole1823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    "Vitamin B" is a German joke, the "B" standing for "Beziehung" meaning Relation in English. It is usually used to express the circumstance of profiting of ones relationships with other people, like getting a favourable job.

    • @TheJollyKraut
      @TheJollyKraut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      First of all it's not a joke, just an expression, and in this case you wouldn't use the literal translation of relation but use "connections" instead.

    • @schorsch4130
      @schorsch4130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Geschichten aus dem Paulaner Garten?

    • @pedro-pascals-armpit
      @pedro-pascals-armpit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@schorsch4130 noch nie von vitamin B gehört junge?

    • @swaggynator3879
      @swaggynator3879 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@schorsch4130 wieso?

    • @Micsmit_45
      @Micsmit_45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheJollyKraut a shitty translator would just use a literal translation. And there are too many shitty translators out there.

  • @andreiviorel1988
    @andreiviorel1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    It's 2022 and I'm still playing this game with the same excitement and enjoying it like the first day I've played it. Definitely in top 5 for me. Currently upgrading my laptop to play 1800

    • @eggz_beef2732
      @eggz_beef2732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      is the Exploit patched ?

    • @andreiviorel1988
      @andreiviorel1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eggz_beef2732 the version I had was not. Bare that last time I've tried it was years ago 😂

    • @switchbadger
      @switchbadger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andreiviorel1988 Still a big fan of Anno 1404 too and seeing this vid made me nostalgic as hell. Might be worth trying to figure out how to redeem my copy on Steam or something to play again. (Alternative is finding a USB DVD ROM drive so I can install from my discs)

    • @andreiviorel1988
      @andreiviorel1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@switchbadger I'm sure it's easy to redeem on steam. I still have my old laptop so I use the old school disc. I also wanna try the new Anno 1800. Shame that it only has naval combat

    • @skem9622
      @skem9622 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same man, same

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1270

    Man these CIV 6 mods are getting out of hand

    • @inquisitorsteve1429
      @inquisitorsteve1429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      hey look its justin y

    • @drtygan4870
      @drtygan4870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Justin Y. Wait you watch spiff

    • @barsch07
      @barsch07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      a wild just Justin Y. appears

    • @GegoXaren
      @GegoXaren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Love you Mr Y.

    • @puschkulbobe5371
      @puschkulbobe5371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Hoi4 mods

  • @eugenewaterslide7328
    @eugenewaterslide7328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    god I love this guys content, like even though he was at this point still a small time youtuber he still had such wholesome content. Know the best bit? He hasn't changed at all, thank you The Spiffing Brit, your content is incredible.

  • @operator8014
    @operator8014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    45k teabags at yogcon?
    Is that like 500 bags per visitor?

    • @robertagren9360
      @robertagren9360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Then we build the church of tea.

    • @christophfischer2773
      @christophfischer2773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      that would be 90 visitors...
      a bit ambitious are we?

    • @operator8014
      @operator8014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@devbo_6852 It'll take more of you limp-dicked redcoats than that!

    • @sick3smm
      @sick3smm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Burn

    • @nacholibre5173
      @nacholibre5173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      While we drink mtn dew

  • @LnPPersonified
    @LnPPersonified 5 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    "I think this game is going to be having a bit of a resurgence."
    You could say it will have...a renaissance?

    • @hugotimmo4989
      @hugotimmo4989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No

    • @WraithLK
      @WraithLK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hugotimmo4989 yes

    • @lickducker5906
      @lickducker5906 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You could. But then you would be a fucking moron.

    • @longwlenguyen4214
      @longwlenguyen4214 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welcome to the Renaissance
      Where we ooh and aah you with ambiance
      We're so progressive
      The latest and the greatest
      We bring it to you with much ado
      Welcome to the Renaissance
      Where everything is new

  • @spencerharmon681
    @spencerharmon681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Anyone else watching this two years later wondering how many teabags he handed out?

    • @jooei2810
      @jooei2810 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absolutely!

    • @RenderSM
      @RenderSM ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, hope he'll hand out this bag of tea. ^^

    • @m15t3r_n8
      @m15t3r_n8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Right!?! I can't find footage of him giving out any tea at all.... you'd think there'd be a snapchat, or gram, or tiktok or something where a fan recieved a teabag from spiff

    • @RenderSM
      @RenderSM ปีที่แล้ว

      @@m15t3r_n8 true true...

    • @sprszrbr2471
      @sprszrbr2471 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Some say he is still handing out teabags to this day.

  • @wardedthorn6523
    @wardedthorn6523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Game: Coffee break?
    Spiff: STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW!

    • @Wiz-boy45
      @Wiz-boy45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is that a Skyrim reference

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Wiz-boy45 Yes
      Or Oblivion

    • @MrMaharg79
      @MrMaharg79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm the Jarl's Thane. I demand you let me go at once!

    • @dav51
      @dav51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BreadSlayer id rather die than go to jail

    • @ThoriberoCaroli
      @ThoriberoCaroli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @
      Warded Thorn
      Might I perhaps be allowed to suggest the more neutral term "fika"? ^^
      Includes whatever beverage and minor edibles of your choice.

  • @dannydonovan5594
    @dannydonovan5594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    As a true Brit I believe that the reason the British Empire fell was because it had no exploits to increase tea production.

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, and they needed more _sodium chloride_

    • @wakaziar9373
      @wakaziar9373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We tried the opium thing and we also got Hong Kong out of it for a while (along with the tea)

    • @psychoticdrunkard
      @psychoticdrunkard 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They used the heroin addiction exploit to exchange tea for heroin from silly farmers

    • @TheCraigy83
      @TheCraigy83 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      we gave everyone their countries back instead of just noping them + keeping the land.

    • @Pal8Pale
      @Pal8Pale ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and to whom they sell the tea... teehee

  • @asterixobelix20
    @asterixobelix20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I started with Anno 1603 so many years ago, it grabbed so much, the gameplay, especially the music, I had to play every game in the Anno series ever since, and I love them.

  • @ThisisBarris
    @ThisisBarris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    This is nice and all, but when would will you start showing real-life exploits? I could really do with some of those. Tea is expensive.

    • @christianschultz9715
      @christianschultz9715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      i found one in my cafeteria. I can take as many french fries as i can and i still pay only a big portion

    • @AfferbeckBeats
      @AfferbeckBeats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      You gotta roll a new character, pick the 'born rich' perk, then abuse the various broken systems so all the money from poor people trickles up to you. Works every time!

    • @spoonikle
      @spoonikle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Christian Schultz - real life exploit, At create a character choose rich kid.

    • @mortemtyrannus8813
      @mortemtyrannus8813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ThisisBarris I think he's being extremely hopeful if he thinks a person discussing economics in the comments section for a gaming video isn't joking.

    • @connorkeehner5962
      @connorkeehner5962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tea you say? TEA? SEE! THE BRAINWASHING IS WORKING. THE KEYWORD IS TEA!

  • @PrivateWillyRichardJohnson
    @PrivateWillyRichardJohnson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    "I will give out 10000 tea bags."
    Your legs are going to give out with all that bending.

    • @raydobratz6349
      @raydobratz6349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ahh yes, the best measure of life's successes is how many times you give tea bags. That is why I do so many squats at the gym. Practice!

    • @PrivateWillyRichardJohnson
      @PrivateWillyRichardJohnson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@raydobratz6349 indeed! Why do you think hansom men with mustaches and one strap leotards were so popular back in the day! Those mustaches were perfect for a reason!

    • @raydobratz6349
      @raydobratz6349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@PrivateWillyRichardJohnson Huzzah!

    • @Adyen11234
      @Adyen11234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He'll be fine! He's just giving out... *checks current likes* 17k tea bags.

    • @eNodeTG
      @eNodeTG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Silly sausage, Spiff has teabagged millions of players trillions of times. His legs are like fighter jets made of quadriceps.

  • @tanh4988
    @tanh4988 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Best Anno ever. Key reason for me: as far as I remember 1404 is the last game that kept me in a single map while later version added other realms on top of it (submarine, other planets, other continents). As a result, there is always something going on out of my scope which removes a key element/feeling of Anno. You do not have access to anything at anytime which robbs me of the illusion of having everything under control ! 1404 for the win!

  • @blahblahblahhhhhh112
    @blahblahblahhhhhh112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2179

    >1 tea bag for each like
    >48k likes
    >"Haha, must be old vid. Prolly was from last year."
    >April 12, 2019
    >*sweats tea*

    • @kevenleigh9407
      @kevenleigh9407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Is now 50k lol

    • @thedarkness125
      @thedarkness125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It's strange to see someone surprised that 48k people out of an overall population of 7billion (0.0000066%) clicked a button.

    • @3rl0y
      @3rl0y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@thedarkness125 sound logic 10/10 would recommend

    • @palea1335
      @palea1335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@thedarkness125 While true, it would seem only 700k people actually watched the video. Also, you're not taking into account that a VERY larged amount of those people live in 3rd world countries, or don't have access to the internet.
      Edit: It's like saying "Haha, the TH-camr with the most amount of subs ONLY has 102million subscribers? That's barely 2% of the population! No one must like him." You're also assuming that everyone in the world knows of TH-cam, has access to TH-cam (assuming they have access to the internet, of course) AND, even if everyone did have access, there's such a small chance, that it may as well be 0%, that everyone would watch this video. Before a certain date. This logic is ALMOST as bad anti-vaxxer/flat earther logic.

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      le green text

  • @powrof3
    @powrof3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Spiffing Brit: Well, probably 10-20 thousand likes. I can do that maybe
    Viewers at 43k likes: Uhh

    • @GlassySlime
      @GlassySlime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      48k now

    • @colinrawls2285
      @colinrawls2285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Fire Monk yogcon? You mean teacon?

    • @lux_1742
      @lux_1742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      53k

    • @holdintheaces7468
      @holdintheaces7468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even at 50k likes, if he buys cheap bulk tea, like lipton off of amazon, he's looking at under 2000 USD, or 1500 GBP. Not too bad in all honesty.

    • @Ranger_4878
      @Ranger_4878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HOLDINtheACES he (mostly) only deals in Yorkshire tea gold

  • @ChSilver
    @ChSilver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I am from Austria and this kind of humor makes me exhibit a silent but perpetuous chuckle. It puts me in a state of delight simultanioulsy sprinkled with humour in the form of a metaphorical glitter. Thank you Sir, I was delighted indeed.

    • @King_Flippy_Nips
      @King_Flippy_Nips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i think its because the brits and aussies are bound by their love of marmite and vegemite, much too the puzzlement of the rest of the planet.

    • @IKucheINtortIE
      @IKucheINtortIE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@King_Flippy_Nips 😐
      reread the country

    • @ahmadkamil3713
      @ahmadkamil3713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@IKucheINtortIE is he thought that Austria and Australia are the same?

    • @IKucheINtortIE
      @IKucheINtortIE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ahmadkamil3713 think so... austrians are not aussies... austrians started all the world wars, aussies lost a war against some big birbs. Big difference

    • @ChickenJoe-tq6xd
      @ChickenJoe-tq6xd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IKucheINtortIE imagine believing we started all wars you must be heavenly entrenched in brainwashing

  • @jannbo4336
    @jannbo4336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I love "BALANCED" Games
    can you see if you can do something with 8-Bit army

    • @eclipset.9683
      @eclipset.9683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe try the semioptimal strat of not building power plants, used to work against newer players a couple years ago, xD

  • @gabrielputz5851
    @gabrielputz5851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I suppose it's an heresy to watch it as a french, but I liked

    • @SwervingLemon
      @SwervingLemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a fellow bloody colonist; there is a twinge of guilt watching this imperialist monster, but he's such a magnificent bastard.

    • @vaughnhester889
      @vaughnhester889 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      you can rest easy knowing your like cost the British money in the form of tea.

  • @auronwintermoon6064
    @auronwintermoon6064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "It's a bloody lovely game!!" ~ bloody well spoken! Much love from Portugal.

  • @nathanrobinson1099
    @nathanrobinson1099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "What I am good at is manipulating games that benefit me the most"
    The most British thing the Spiffing Brit has ever said

  • @Swanicorn
    @Swanicorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Umm are you going to duplicate glitch these 42 thousand T-bags?

    • @Internetnostalgia-326
      @Internetnostalgia-326 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Swagat Suryawanshi 75k

    • @randomelephant4476
      @randomelephant4476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Internetnostalgia-326 You, sir, were approximately 6 months late. The Yogcon already happened by that time. Those six months back. (So I figured replying to a 2 months old comment isn't that late and I would.)

    • @Internetnostalgia-326
      @Internetnostalgia-326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daniel Kysilka well played good sir

    • @LeBoomStudios
      @LeBoomStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's gonna change it into HALO teabags.
      The con people won't be happy and probably kill themselves in shame.

    • @silentbob8635
      @silentbob8635 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      82k

  • @longwlenguyen4214
    @longwlenguyen4214 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ironically Anno 1404 is one the few game that way better than the trailer marketing them.

  • @fabertastic6259
    @fabertastic6259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1148

    *hears the part about handing out teabags for every like*
    *looks at likes*
    Good luck Spiffing brit, i salute you, 40,000 teabags, what a huge feat

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Boys, we're gonna need a bigger harbor

    • @toxicbubble5
      @toxicbubble5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      So is this going to be like £500 worth of teabags?

    • @fabertastic6259
      @fabertastic6259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@toxicbubble5 Its a bit more than £500 dude.... Alot more xD

    • @howardlam6181
      @howardlam6181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      gonna hand it out in counterstrike

    • @islaymassive1530
      @islaymassive1530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      its about 5000 pounds worth of tea lol

  • @microqueen69
    @microqueen69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Rumors say games are talking behind closed doors about how to break Spif.

    • @vrilnau5396
      @vrilnau5396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Coffee. That's how

    • @diranbodossian6061
      @diranbodossian6061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@vrilnau5396 you'd think that, but the actual answer is making him a tea... in the wrong order (milk, bag, then water) >:)

    • @xbumblebee1621
      @xbumblebee1621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@diranbodossian6061 What if it were both... coffee, AND the wrong order? :O

    • @PyrotechNick77
      @PyrotechNick77 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@diranbodossian6061 american developers: hold my iced tea.

  • @BalintNemessanyi
    @BalintNemessanyi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I only played Anno 1503 when I was a kid, and I just came back to Anno games recently, and I've been playing Anno 1800 a lot recently. this video was a treat and a lovely surprise :D

  • @WillTellU
    @WillTellU 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    we all know anno is a perfect game with perfect balance
    but yeah, openTTD is perfect

  • @afinnishpotato592
    @afinnishpotato592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    With almost 10k likes already it will be Yorkcon not Yogcon

    • @finaladvance5085
      @finaladvance5085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      AFinnishPotato oh me oh my, tell me its not bostoncon

    • @bquizma3980
      @bquizma3980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      27k now

    • @redmoon383
      @redmoon383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      28K sounds like a more manageable number, no?

    • @teilzeitbernd
      @teilzeitbernd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's almost an entire weeks worth of tea for him!

    • @BIGDICKWIZARD
      @BIGDICKWIZARD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At this rate we’re going to cost him (if he chooses Yorkshire (witch of course he will)) a whopping £1208 and 37p

  • @Katkaddajjen
    @Katkaddajjen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Nostalgia here too. Awesome game. Love to see people still playing classics that went undervallued.

    • @Firestorm-tq7fy
      @Firestorm-tq7fy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How did it went undervalued. It’s up to this date, by many reviews rated as the best builder game to ever exist

  • @Kesiath
    @Kesiath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    i see you mentioned the best games of all time, but i failed to hear knack 2...
    smh

    • @sgtsmith501
      @sgtsmith501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Knack is back baaaaybe

    • @phelps6205
      @phelps6205 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Knack > Knack 2

    • @onyxi.x5777
      @onyxi.x5777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Incorrect
      1. SUPER MARIOOOO 2
      2. Knack 2
      3. Knack
      4. Super mario 64
      5. Book worm adventures deluxe

  • @oztinc
    @oztinc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Roblox is the game of the year because you have an unlimited amount of tea tycoon games. Clearly the sheer volume of tea potential hidden within Roblox is enough to earn your respect Spiffy.
    Please do play Kenshi

    • @rynhardpietersen8321
      @rynhardpietersen8321 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read spotify instead of spiffy

    • @kuznetsov9471
      @kuznetsov9471 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is only 1 way to break Kenshi, and it's more of a feature, it's called Cyber Beep!

    • @maesterdanteamadeus444
      @maesterdanteamadeus444 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kuznetsov9471 Never heard of Cyber Beep but I want it. Beep is the ultimate Kenshi companion.

  • @L963-h9r
    @L963-h9r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    About the cup of coffee voice line, if I recall right, that is actually a cup of tea in the german version of the game

    • @brohvakiindova4452
      @brohvakiindova4452 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah pretty sure it's coffee too... if you play for 12 hours straight the voice actor gets really mad :D

    • @L963-h9r
      @L963-h9r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brohvakiindova4452 I thought about testing it, but the thing is, I then actually need to play for multiple hours for just that one voice line ... IF it actually plays

    • @brohvakiindova4452
      @brohvakiindova4452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@L963-h9r you're acting like one could start up any anno game and quit within 2 hours :D (jk I understand what you mean)

  • @camramaster
    @camramaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "Peasant mouths are windows to hell itself." -Spiff 2019

    • @LordNanfoodle
      @LordNanfoodle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Makes sense considering the unwashed heathens all drink cider instead of a proper drink like tea or human blood. :3

    • @james2529
      @james2529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Feels like a dostoevsky quote

  • @saintpoli6800
    @saintpoli6800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    _Attempt 3 of getting The Spiffing Brit to break Ancestor’s Legacy & Total War Warhammer_

    • @bigdiccmarty9335
      @bigdiccmarty9335 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Polarity How about Farmville?

    • @saintpoli6800
      @saintpoli6800 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Admiral Sean Haha, those games are already broken.

    • @bigdiccmarty9335
      @bigdiccmarty9335 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Polarity Just because something is broken doesn't mean you can't make it **better**

    • @saintpoli6800
      @saintpoli6800 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Admiral Sean Damn... _You got me there_

    • @bigdiccmarty9335
      @bigdiccmarty9335 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Polarity :0)

  • @therestlessnomad8792
    @therestlessnomad8792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I still play Anno 1404. Anno games will always be a go to game for me when I want some nostalgia.

    • @JacobSprenger
      @JacobSprenger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too. The sci-fi ones look terribly uninteresting, and 1800 just feels like a weird era for exploring and colonizing islands. Not a single screenshot I've seen of 1800 looks right to me.

    • @morlarthedarkwizard6175
      @morlarthedarkwizard6175 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JacobSprenger the numbers on anno dont represent a year. But the sum total of all numbers added equal to 9.

    • @andrewodriscoll358
      @andrewodriscoll358 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      M

    • @longwlenguyen4214
      @longwlenguyen4214 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JacobSprenger 1800 it's cool to play but the graphic seems kinda bland and shallow compare to the raw beauty, colorful and full of life of 1404 and aged really well for an old game.

  • @toomintytofresh
    @toomintytofresh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    spiff we are all watching you live stream now is not the time

    • @toomintytofresh
      @toomintytofresh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/opX0aZTN2WU/w-d-xo.html

    • @MoonLight-zj8iu
      @MoonLight-zj8iu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why not both?

    • @Stillvisual
      @Stillvisual 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TooMintyToFresh watching two streamers at the same time makes me feel like a spy for our all-mighty tea lord

  • @NoArtisticLimitation
    @NoArtisticLimitation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “Delightfully devilish, Seymour.” You almost cost me a mouthful of tea... and a new iPad, but priorities, am I right?

  • @Patrick1985McMahon
    @Patrick1985McMahon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I wish Yorkshire would actually sponsor you. Every time I watch your content I can't help but enjoy it with a nice cup of tea.

  • @RyanCooper101
    @RyanCooper101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Yorkshire Tea better sponsor this absolute unit if they haven't already

    • @ethangibson8645
      @ethangibson8645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They have not yet. I actually went out and bought Yorkshire tea because of him and yet they wont sponsor him.

    • @RyanCooper101
      @RyanCooper101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ethangibson8645 I mean, I haven't bought Yorkshire tea because there wasn't any in the stores around, but I bought tea in the end anyways, so he's getting to us better than a 20 second TV ad

  • @Bobsteperous
    @Bobsteperous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I do love me some Anno 1404, the only rts i dont go for a military victory every time.

  • @Ennello
    @Ennello 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Ngl... still playing the crap out of Anno 1404 in 2024

  • @brennanruiz1803
    @brennanruiz1803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    >400k subscriber let’s play channel
    >all videos monetized because nothing happens that can’t be monetized
    “Is it possible to learn this power?”

    • @jonshaw840
      @jonshaw840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well...nothing offensive can be done against the natives in his videos if he doesn’t even consider them human

  • @arched6896
    @arched6896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Spiff is part of the yogscast.... and can therefore be in their TTT videos.
    I NEED TO SEE THAT

    • @sunkiller5682
      @sunkiller5682 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arched it’s unfortunate I don’t watch them anymore

    • @beanslinger4616
      @beanslinger4616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ethan Boyer
      I only watched em for Minecraft. *RIP old age yogscast.*

    • @aliosram2354
      @aliosram2354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He did did my friend!

    • @Inqusitor_VDM
      @Inqusitor_VDM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@beanslinger4616 i stopped watching them when the cut sjin out of the yogscast over some made up BS... goddamn shame

    • @jasonschuler2256
      @jasonschuler2256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Inqusitor_VDM Breaking terms and conditions of your contract is not "made up BS". I'd like to see you violate your employer's contract and see if you still have a job.

  • @nastymclovin
    @nastymclovin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Next week: the UK economy is a PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS... *STONKS*

    • @maugre316
      @maugre316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This comment aged well...

    • @spiritretro3571
      @spiritretro3571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      we the british people demand that this exploit be known so as to level the wealth gap.... oh hello spiff regulators how can i- *teagun shot*

    • @christianfreedom-seeker934
      @christianfreedom-seeker934 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol don't get me started on the UK economy! It is a wonder anyone is still employed on that Island! The British tried the Free Market once, drifted away from that and now they are basically Socialists...which doesn't work wherever it is tried!

    • @biteme9486
      @biteme9486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because pure capitalism does have annnny flaws at all 🙄

    • @JacobSprenger
      @JacobSprenger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@christianfreedom-seeker934 Most of us over here in Germany live quite well with our combination of capitalism and socialism. I always feel so inherently level-headed when socialists and libertarians get at each other's throats.

  • @Wolf6119
    @Wolf6119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "I like 'em big. I like 'em CHUNKY" - His Divine Majesty, the Emperor.

    • @alexpiercy4022
      @alexpiercy4022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THE HOLY GOD-EMPEROR WOULD NEVER SAY SUCH HERESY!!!!!

    • @RHYDONMASTER
      @RHYDONMASTER 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexpiercy4022 EXACTLY, THE MAN-EMPEROR PREFERS ELDAR HOOKERS ANYWAY.

    • @namelastname766
      @namelastname766 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      im joining the dark brotherhood and assassinating the emperor

  • @aceiliad
    @aceiliad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I NEED CLOSURE! The Tea bags. Did it happen?

    • @persi8306
      @persi8306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The event is in August. We'll see...

    • @Ranger_4878
      @Ranger_4878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Persi update

    • @persi8306
      @persi8306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wasn't there, but the event was two weeks ago. We'll have to find someonw who was there!

    • @aceiliad
      @aceiliad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@persi8306 to be honest after some introspection it seems like an irresponsible amount of tea bags. If spiff has gone through with it he could single handedly destroy any potential prime tea strands from his beloved smallhold tea plantation.

    • @persi8306
      @persi8306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, it is a stupendous amount of tea bags.

  • @AqueleGamer
    @AqueleGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man this is awesome
    I still have my physical copy and have very fond memories of me having absolutely no idea about what I am doing but having a blast in my early teens

  • @shot-gi6mr
    @shot-gi6mr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    anno 1404?
    I wonder what the 1403 previous anno games were.

    • @Slimmeyy
      @Slimmeyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I wonder what the 2076th game was like then..

    • @Humanhead86
      @Humanhead86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      anno is latin for "in the year of"

    • @shot-gi6mr
      @shot-gi6mr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Humanhead86 woosh

    • @megaplexXxHD
      @megaplexXxHD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      no shit sherlock

    • @ShadowShiranui
      @ShadowShiranui 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @321 shot1000 Anno games have always a 9 in the title if you count the summ of the digits. so there aren't many options.

  • @iaifia3224
    @iaifia3224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Hey Mr.SpiffingBrit, I was wondering if you could make a tutorial for Americans like me, of how to make the perfect cup of tea.

    • @xdevantx5870
      @xdevantx5870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Seriously, why does it look like coffee for starters?

    • @wayloncole6853
      @wayloncole6853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@xdevantx5870 HEY we make great tea, and its the opposite of coffee its that GOLD colored SOUTHERN STYLE SWEET TEA

    • @jediknight1294
      @jediknight1294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@xdevantx5870 milk added and good tea is an artform most American teabags are ghastly hot. Cig Ash in a mesh bag.

    • @Graham2777
      @Graham2777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Step 1. Use a kettle (not a microwave).
      ...

    • @stuartmacleod259
      @stuartmacleod259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Milk first

  • @stormtrooper2425
    @stormtrooper2425 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just picked this up and can't wait to play. Anno 1602 and Age of Empires 1+2 were some of my childhood faves and didn't even know till recently that there is a whole franchise of Anno games XD

  • @iowaclass5657
    @iowaclass5657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The Spiff Loves List missing something.
    Violating the Geneva Convention

    • @iowaclass5657
      @iowaclass5657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Khaeldranis I suppose that’s one way to get around it. 😂
      War Crimes then, Spiff is rather fond of those too

    • @TherealTenmanI
      @TherealTenmanI 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cant break it if you conquer them before they can write it

    • @dieminervaeule
      @dieminervaeule 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Khaeldranis Dracula or Putin? ;)

  • @WG55
    @WG55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The Spiffing Brit is breaking one of my favorite games! I am so excited! 😃

  • @that_dude7268
    @that_dude7268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    That awkward moment you realize this is just the queen using a voice changer

  • @talgron
    @talgron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Oh boy he's gonna play kenshi, I'm betting on a return of 100 stat man, who actually wouldn't be completely broken since you really need friends (or slaves)

    • @BiFurDoggy
      @BiFurDoggy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Clearly you haven't seen what 100 unarmed can do.
      Seriously, it's ridiculous. Try it at some point. You can kick limbs off of people.

    • @aristocraticcthulhu3831
      @aristocraticcthulhu3831 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kenshi is going to be hilarious.

    • @iglidor
      @iglidor 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aristocraticcthulhu3831 Did they finnaly fixed Kenshi so that it does not crash at random, and freezes constantly after you play for few hours?

    • @TherealTenmanI
      @TherealTenmanI 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BiFurDoggy its amazing to slap so hard their limbs enter orbit. To one hit a giant robot spider. To cripple a leviathan with you bare hands and solo

  • @autronic9306
    @autronic9306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Duncan played the 1800 version exactly after this video.

  • @jonathanleopold9720
    @jonathanleopold9720 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am playing all the annos. 1701,1602, 1404, 1800, 2070 I love them all. And I love your videos

  • @JackSpackProductions
    @JackSpackProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    *Spiff says that he needs to drink some water*
    They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

  • @thetruegoldenknight
    @thetruegoldenknight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Also "Rope...mmm, kinky." I love the way you think.

  • @AaronCMounts
    @AaronCMounts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Second British Empire" "Only this time, with more tea"...Is that even possible? Is it possible to have more tea than the first one did?

    • @seneca983
      @seneca983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is if you make sure some uppity Yankees don't throw any of it in the harbor.

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No. This is the empire that bought the entire world's tea crop during wartime.

  • @joshi4912
    @joshi4912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    So 30k Teabags thats actually going to be quite expensive my good sir

    • @miklosszabo4551
      @miklosszabo4551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Make it 40

    • @Factesy
      @Factesy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      if you need about a kliogramm of tea, go to the yoccon.

    • @merboderbo9198
      @merboderbo9198 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      make it 60

  • @gufrias7192
    @gufrias7192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Still playing this occasionally, autumn 2019

    • @TheFuentes5551
      @TheFuentes5551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I still play it in 2021. But I just tried Anno 1800 so I might take a longer break from 1404

  • @eclipset.9683
    @eclipset.9683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This game is absolutely amazing. I grew up with Anno on the DS, and when I saw 1800 being released but couldn't afford it, I binged on 1404 instead. :)

    • @sisaktamas
      @sisaktamas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eclipse T. Exactly the same with me. I’ve played about 15 hours of 1404, I’m pretty impressed.

  • @ManCheat2
    @ManCheat2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    17:49 "I'll just buy up all of their steel and wood *Price shown 1776*" *America Intensifies*

  • @Potatinized
    @Potatinized 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    selling the opportunity to make peace = gain honour.
    Just like real world.

  • @tschichpich
    @tschichpich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    We are friends now!
    Why?
    *shows paper
    Oh. Okay, friend

  • @Gamezocker781
    @Gamezocker781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Anno 1404 is such a great game. Huge nostalgia every time I play it

  • @SUSSEO
    @SUSSEO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly I’m so happy that I found you playing this game as it always seemed so exploitable xd as much as you mr British to the fullest I too engaged in the marvellous escapades in Anno 1404. Truly glorious game!

  • @bepper66
    @bepper66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Fun fact: Cider is actually a translation mistake from the german version. It actually is just not purified applejuice.

    • @hamaru7642
      @hamaru7642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, it depends. In the german version it is Most which can be not purified applejuice, but in many regions Most means fermented applejuice/cider.

  • @AgentXA564
    @AgentXA564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The fact that the British don't need permission to colonize is 1819% true.

  • @richiemcginnis9501
    @richiemcginnis9501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "why did I get Satisfactory" I know this video is 2 years old, but PLEASE make a Satisfactory video!! I absolutely love that game!!

  • @Kohana006
    @Kohana006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It is almost 2022 and I still enjoy Anno 1404. The 1800 is pretty, but it isn't the same.

    • @longwlenguyen4214
      @longwlenguyen4214 ปีที่แล้ว

      It could be the graphic since I always thought 1800 are kinda grey, bland and shallow, don't get me wrong I love 1800 and it fun to play, but it doesn't have that colorful and personality of 1404

    • @Sir_Squid
      @Sir_Squid 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@longwlenguyen4214industrial era moment

    • @Hunter_6601
      @Hunter_6601 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@longwlenguyen4214I don’t like how the divide your attention between multiple different maps in 1800

  • @SaintDaisley
    @SaintDaisley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I put a like on just to try and financially destroy Spiff with teabag expenses.

  • @klong0001
    @klong0001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I LOVE this game and play it a lot! I got addicted playing 1602 (which I still play) but this is my second favorite.

  • @do0myk
    @do0myk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    love this game. Loved getting the achievements and abuse the AI. While it still did some stuff better like the campaign, victory conditions, single map, etc, 1800 is overall a better experience nowadays with all of its QoL features.

    • @DGARedRaven
      @DGARedRaven 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, we can agree on that, but how exactly is the AI broken?
      (My younger, probably 16 year old self will cry at this, since I love this series that muchM but still :) )

    • @itskyansaro
      @itskyansaro 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think, Anno 1800 is very similar to 1404 it just expands on some concepts and gets more complex. That's why I love it, It still feels like 1404 but it technologically progressed from that time

    • @Hunter_6601
      @Hunter_6601 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Eeh I very much dislike how everything isn’t on one map along with the lack of land combat

  • @ZekeRaiden
    @ZekeRaiden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hey Spiff, if you find this overpowered and/or broken, consider checking out Endless Legend. One of the races (dragon-people, my favorite!) can force ALL types of diplomatic deals, as soon as they have the tech to have those deals at all. It's quite fun :P

  • @Tonystarkes888
    @Tonystarkes888 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i like the sarcastic tone, its like listening to a British Bill Burr, i think this dude should do some stand up shows, the writing for these jokes are hilarious. and gamer comedians for a gamer crowd, he might be doing stadiums by covid end

  • @quinn2343
    @quinn2343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Nothing better than binge watching your videos with a hot cup of coffee.

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ah the oblivion duplication glitch. I remember filling a room with pumpkins just so the guards couldn't catch me

  • @chevycarguy3056
    @chevycarguy3056 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I started playing this game because of you… and I love it even though I normally don’t play games like this

  • @eddthehead123
    @eddthehead123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I look forward to the Kenshi video. It's....certainly an interesting game.

  • @Smok3yR1der
    @Smok3yR1der 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oooh! A new Spiffing Brit video *makes coffee*

    • @technicolorwaterfowl849
      @technicolorwaterfowl849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The traitor shall be executed at once!

    • @Smok3yR1der
      @Smok3yR1der 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its come to my attention that we dont know how Spiff takes his tea.

  • @astrid2432
    @astrid2432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the anno series. played except for the first title everyone, from 1503 over 1701, 1404, 2070 even 2205 and of course 1800

  • @inspectorgadget6321
    @inspectorgadget6321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anno 1800 exploits by Spiff is something I've desperately needed for a long long time.

  • @breezy_g9463
    @breezy_g9463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    never played this before, so i bought because of you, i now have 80 hours in 1 week.

  • @ArethisPT
    @ArethisPT ปีที่แล้ว

    Just got here now, oh how I remember this one, the nostalgia, I started actually with the first of the series, Anno 1602, has the cardboard box with the CD inside and those huge info books.

  • @Blank-hy9ou
    @Blank-hy9ou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My friend: You only drink tea when you watch the spiffing brit.
    Me: But I ALWAYS watch the spiffing brit.

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    _7 minutes ago._
    Oh wow, last time i was this early, Great Britain was still the largest military world power.
    _Sips tea._
    Damned colonial traitors...

    • @yungdomino4718
      @yungdomino4718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @saliem99
      @saliem99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sipping tea from the harbor isn't healthy

    • @phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918
      @phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Britain: we defended against the French for you, we want taxes for our help.
      Colonists: YALL TAX AINT SHIT
      *Laughs in American*

    • @leannecavan30
      @leannecavan30 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who Say's we haven't got a tea deathstar ready to take back all our colonies

    • @robertmoore6298
      @robertmoore6298 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leannecavan30 1776 says.

  • @gimlylongbeard2028
    @gimlylongbeard2028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember playing this game for 12 hours straight and game repeatedly told me to stop and search for help.... I miss these times..

  • @Julietmindset
    @Julietmindset 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Sick this week so I actually am drinking tea. A disappointment to Daves everywhere.

    • @hauptmanndosman
      @hauptmanndosman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's about bloody time Dave.

    • @The24thWight
      @The24thWight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its not tea if you steep the bag in coffee.

  • @DruidsTears
    @DruidsTears 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oblivion! Using the scrolls to duplicate items and weapons. Did it every time lol!
    Also Kenshi is a pretty good game. I've put a few hours into it.

  • @djlykaen
    @djlykaen หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:58 perfect timing with the ribbon

  • @Kinoubi300
    @Kinoubi300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Acually, in anno 1800 after 2h they purpose a cup of tea!

    • @marcinmisiek768
      @marcinmisiek768 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I get offered coffee, which really offends me.

  • @SpiffyGrooves
    @SpiffyGrooves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kenshi is the perfect game, with absolutely no exploits.

    • @docterlancedamiray333
      @docterlancedamiray333 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      if your alive that is

    • @atlantic_love
      @atlantic_love 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How long have you been gaming, 8 months? it's a terrible game, and I've been gaming the better part of FOUR DECADES.

  • @jeyjai
    @jeyjai 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hope you brought your colonization permit..
    It's a very rare skill you got there, being able to break any game and cheese it. You should be proud my good sir

  • @toddabbott781
    @toddabbott781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    One of my favorite. I have played the campaign through and then did at least 20 playthroughs of the open game. I always play with Mosque and Cathedral as the goal. I usually colonize all the orient as the NPCs do not follow normal build restrictions and once they get spice they are much harder to beat. I have never done the duplicate glitch. You can grow massively without getting spice and collect massive taxes early on off citizens and peasants, but later they but after you get enough Patricians they can start rioting if they do not have stuff. Noblemen are even worse and it is actually harder to break even. Rioting is the thing I hate the most. Usually it is if I accept a mission to destroy a warship of some sort and it sinks a trading ship of mine. Usually I ignore those missions. That is one thing I think they should have done is give you negative reputation if you ignore or failed a mission. They act like it is a big deal, but that is all.
    You can make massive amounts of money, though, selling stuff. Usually I do not do trade deals with the NPCs, but will with the North and South trade posts. I set tools, lumber, and stone at 50 or 75% and let them buy any extra. Those reputation points can increase how much money they can trade. I also sell stuff directly to them. Carpets and tiles come pretty early and go for a lot of money. Swords are not bad either, but when you start getting up to cannon and books they are worth a fortune. You also get a lot of reputation doing this. Jousting gives you a ton too... especially if you have provisions. I will even set up jousting in the South too and ship provisions down there is I really need reputation. By then my population on both is high enough so I can get 600 reputation per jousting event or 1200 for both.
    You make WAY more taxes off of Citizens and they do not require much and the money you can nmake of the tools alone is well worth it. Plus you have a much larger population to tax. Taxes effect how fast people move in and when you bump it up 2 notches there is almost no population growth (if you go higher they will start rioting). I build 3 marketplaces and if you unlocked enough edicts you can actually have a VERY small peasant population.
    Now at the beginning of the game you can just take all the islands in the north, but it is hard to do against more than one NPC. If they are higher difficulty they will colonize your islands... at least the ones in the north. Also colonizing a bunch of the islands in the North and not stopping them from establishing at least one colony will usually result in war long before you can get large warships. I just stick with blocking them in the South as it is more fun.
    But like I said money is too easy to get so I do the Mosque and Cathedral as goals as they require not only a large population on both settlements, but they also require a huge amount of resources and time to build. The ground combat in this game if pretty lame. Usually I park a small warship with a cheap captain that has repair and park him patrolling in a small triangle right where the pirate ships spawn. Since they never spawn more than one and the shop has enough time to repair you have no neutered the pirates without having to pay their crazy fees or build up your defenses. I start with just a flagship, so as soon as I can I build that small warship.
    Usually to defeat an enemy I like butting a few towers out in the water along their trade routes. This kills their economy without wasting any of my ships. I start war after I have a few large ships. They will keep using reputation to get 2 small warships every time you sink them, so sometimes I will leave a few ships guarding the trading post where they and his flagship will appear. Again I ALWAYS have captains with repair in my ships. After you defeat the corsair fleet (usually with turrets if there is an island close enough) I get t he captains with medium repair and +10% speed for 100 reputation from the pirate cove. To defeat the enemy I typically just build about 10 large warships with repair and surround his island until it finally dies.
    How come they do not have tea in the game... just coffee. Of course I personally think both are nothing but dirty water. I never understood the logic if inventing coffee... Lets take a nasty bitter bean that nobody can eat and burn it. then grind it up and filter boiling water through it to make a nasty disgusting bitter concoction that you have to littererally train yourself to like. Then there is tea... Let's take some leaves off some random bushes, dry them out and put them in a cup with boiling water.

  • @zebrazrooibos641
    @zebrazrooibos641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    😂😂 drinking tea and having a laugh... just how I like my weekends