The Woman Darth Vader wanted to Penetrate the most with his Lightsaber [Canon] - Star Wars Explained

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  • @theseproblemsmatter1
    @theseproblemsmatter1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4099

    I came here under false pretenses

    • @Alejandro-er7rp
      @Alejandro-er7rp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Kirbae I came. I just came.

    • @theseproblemsmatter1
      @theseproblemsmatter1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Alejandro-er7rp lol

    • @Kez444
      @Kez444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I feel you.

    • @_.l4n3
      @_.l4n3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I came... To this comment thread

    • @justajawausingwifi4642
      @justajawausingwifi4642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Butthead laugh*
      You said 'came'

  • @40mihirkulkarni44
    @40mihirkulkarni44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9114

    Padme disliked this video

    • @Revenix
      @Revenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Leia and Luke fainted

    • @trapclowers9523
      @trapclowers9523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Vader left for the milk

    • @uthopia27
      @uthopia27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      it should be ghost padme cause now ( spoiler ) everyone can be a force ghost

    • @itachi_uchiha1538
      @itachi_uchiha1538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Mihir Kulkarni YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!

    • @x-rex7236
      @x-rex7236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kylo ren too

  • @lowhp_comic
    @lowhp_comic ปีที่แล้ว +911

    Imagine if Aphra suddenly appeared after the Emperor's death and Vader being unmasked, he just goes right back to being Vader trying to kill her

    • @luigifan001
      @luigifan001 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      "Oh hey, the second death star.
      What are the odds!"
      *Vader stars hyperventilating in Luke's arms*

    • @suarez9108
      @suarez9108 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@luigifan001 “Luke hold me back, I wanna be a force ghost .”

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vader: I AM GOING TO PENETRATE YOU

    • @tinobemellow
      @tinobemellow 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      "Put the goddamned mask back on..."

  • @thataintfalco7106
    @thataintfalco7106 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    I like her story but holy shit there were so many things that just conveniently was there to help her, like the thing her dad gave her to deter force users, which makes zero sense that he’d have that in the first place. The plot armor is strong with her, although it’s also strong with a lot of other characters so it’s not that big a deal

    • @josedavidcastillo9241
      @josedavidcastillo9241 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The power of a bad script

    • @lukescrew1981
      @lukescrew1981 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It reminds me of a certain someone who was close with Anakin

    • @Lr.Laecro.Lirus3445
      @Lr.Laecro.Lirus3445 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Her dad is a Jedi-researcher, how shouldn't he have that?

    • @BobbyBoy-pe2qt
      @BobbyBoy-pe2qt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@josedavidcastillo9241you clowns like boba fett being able to go toe to toe with vader to hell already

    • @alexpena4091
      @alexpena4091 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean her dad researched things about the Jedi and since the Jedi aren't known for opening up about all the secrets they have this thing her dad had could of been something from the Jedi civil war or when the Jedi were split in two fighting the first dark Jedi

  • @kennethmaza5090
    @kennethmaza5090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3609

    I read the title wrong

  • @arandomsquidward7761
    @arandomsquidward7761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8442

    **angry padme noises**

  • @franklinpeters6297
    @franklinpeters6297 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Vader's new empire:
    A girl, a two psychotic droids, and an infinite supply of battle droids
    Vader: it's a start

  • @2Drunk2Die
    @2Drunk2Die 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Maybe it's because its all summarized in a single video but this sounds like Star Wars fanfiction with Aphra being someone's self-insert.
    "Yeah, and after I saved the Emperor a THIRD time, I was declared Hero of the Empire and Vader was just like so mad but I managed to escape him AGAIN by tricking and defeating him."

    • @kizentheslayer
      @kizentheslayer ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The video makes her seem more likeable than the comics. She is plot armor galore.

    • @lukescrew1981
      @lukescrew1981 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Reminds me of Ahsoka

    • @lukescrew1981
      @lukescrew1981 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@kizentheslayerFalse

    • @BobbyBoy-pe2qt
      @BobbyBoy-pe2qt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@kizentheslayerwhat are you clowns crying about? You like luke you like boba fett but thos is plot armor

    • @Juancr2006
      @Juancr2006 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@BobbyBoy-pe2qtbecause they are at least interesting

  • @jamescollins1693
    @jamescollins1693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6209

    Me, reading the title:
    "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"

    • @gigachad-jh1dh
      @gigachad-jh1dh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Burnt Noodles dam

    • @safwansaid4596
      @safwansaid4596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Burnt Noodles 😂😂😂

    • @mushi1576
      @mushi1576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Still, his lightsaber might mean something else 😏

    • @itznotserioussgaming882
      @itznotserioussgaming882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sammmmeeee😂😂😂

    • @tekkaden8436
      @tekkaden8436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When I saw I was like how could you do it but I was also like who is it I need to see but then I read the whole thing

  • @Nudlz-nu1ym
    @Nudlz-nu1ym 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3721

    *Big black monster penetrates tiny doctor with mighty anger*

    • @rocknrollbootlegs8576
      @rocknrollbootlegs8576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Man this it's a pretty good title for a Pornhub video

    • @Kalehopsi220
      @Kalehopsi220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      N o

    • @bgonzalezseeya11
      @bgonzalezseeya11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@rocknrollbootlegs8576 I know right. Almost as the title is intentional.

    • @ileanabriannemari
      @ileanabriannemari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@bgonzalezseeya11 Maybe it _is_ intentional

    • @bgonzalezseeya11
      @bgonzalezseeya11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ileanabriannemari what an idea...

  • @KnowDude
    @KnowDude ปีที่แล้ว +334

    So Aphra, a twenty-something, non-force sensitive, regular human girl can stand up to Darth Vader and even defeat the Sith Lord. This sounds more like a self-insert fan fiction than a canon story.

    • @tomioluwa1284
      @tomioluwa1284 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Defeats is a strong I'd say she more subdued him. But I think she's pretty cool

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Just like that other fan-fiction where a girl younger than Aphra managed to beat Darth Sidious with only a year of training

    • @StonedPatriotX
      @StonedPatriotX ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Do you truly believe no non force user can't at least have the wits to escape the dark lord. I mean lets be honest if it was a fan fiction she would of robbed his suit and sold it.

    • @HenryLouis21
      @HenryLouis21 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm sorry, what do you expect a canon story to be like? I fail to see how this is self-insert fan fiction and more just writers putting Aphra through crazy scenarios that she was able to get through using her intelligence and wit. It should be a testament to her character because its one of the things I like about Aphra, she has gone through these crazy scenarios and somehow was able to survive every encounter ever.

    • @thedarkcod4824
      @thedarkcod4824 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@HenryLouis21 My guy that's called plot armor. It's not entirely unreasonable for a character to outwit/escape vader once, or maybe even twice, but the amount of times she has, and in the ways she has, is simply just plot armor, and contradicts the power vader is supposed to have.

  • @terraincognita3749
    @terraincognita3749 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Aphra was definitely in awe of Darth Vader. When they first met, she did not know how to address him: "Mr Lord Vader."; "Sir? Your majesty? Your illustriousness?"
    She settles on "Sir Vader", only to have Vader coolly correct her: "LORD Vader. Continue."

  • @sebastianjamrozik3675
    @sebastianjamrozik3675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2043

    Very strange title

  • @c4llahan
    @c4llahan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3054

    That title is kinky af.

    • @yes5256
      @yes5256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yep

    • @Yes-zh2io
      @Yes-zh2io 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I'mma need y'all to come with me

    • @joea7590
      @joea7590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yes5256 matches with your pfp.

    • @hubblescardbreak8240
      @hubblescardbreak8240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right 😂

    • @beicbd2766
      @beicbd2766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Yes-zh2io SHIT

  • @kapresenpai
    @kapresenpai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Me knowing this is canon: oh...
    Padme to vader: why are you running, why are you run-

  • @KipcreateGaming
    @KipcreateGaming ปีที่แล้ว +36

    She got her design from Tumblr, and plot armor straight from Wayne Enterprises.

  • @midmac3891
    @midmac3891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3318

    Me reading the title:
    "The woman Darth Vader wanted to penetrate the most"

    • @grandshadowseal
      @grandshadowseal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Your profile picture just makes it so much better! XD

    • @midmac3891
      @midmac3891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@grandshadowseal oof

    • @zephyr4299
      @zephyr4299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LOL

    • @j-nasty9509
      @j-nasty9509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmaoooooo

    • @Code_Machine
      @Code_Machine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @tasteofhey1538
    @tasteofhey1538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3013

    why the hell this man say penetrate

  • @masha22092000r
    @masha22092000r หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Dr. Aphra is that character who got unexpectedly VERY popular and so instead of dying on time - the writers keep saving her in increasingly weird feats of plot armor.

  • @erevinwinter
    @erevinwinter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    I unironically want a series adaptation about her. It can be thrilling.

    • @theargentino4245
      @theargentino4245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its gonna happen I think.

    • @billdavis7577
      @billdavis7577 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@theargentino4245 Lol nope, a bit character from a comic that sold poorly isnt about to get a show.

    • @theargentino4245
      @theargentino4245 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@billdavis7577 and yet we got Cpt Marvel which never sells well in comics.

    • @billdavis7577
      @billdavis7577 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@theargentino4245 Ya, but Captain Marvel is a well established character that has been around in some form for a long time. This character is relatively new an unknown, plus she comes off as a plot armored self insert character written by a hack.

    • @josedavidcastillo9241
      @josedavidcastillo9241 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hell no

  • @kipsea3409
    @kipsea3409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2220

    *Sith lord penetrates girl gone wrong*

    • @astandupguy6579
      @astandupguy6579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      *gone wrong (gone sexual)

    • @trapclowers9523
      @trapclowers9523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      *gone sexual gone Vader has to get the milk

    • @truskoysusaventuras
      @truskoysusaventuras 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gone right

    • @owens.studios
      @owens.studios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      (Gone wrong)(gone sexual)(Empire was called)(almost died)

    • @justjavinava558
      @justjavinava558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Sith lord gets obsessed for someone who isn't his late wife gone wrong*

  • @ethanrsr5268
    @ethanrsr5268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2816

    This doesn’t sound sexual at all...

    • @sentientsaladstudios6326
      @sentientsaladstudios6326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Who said anything about sexual?

    • @kristinlujan5612
      @kristinlujan5612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@sentientsaladstudios6326 every one

    • @vortex283
      @vortex283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sentient Salad Studios literally everyone

    • @vexingrabbit1824
      @vexingrabbit1824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Really? I thought that this entire adventure was about a really long hardcore foreplay by both the dark lord and the women.

    • @elijahfrizzell4816
      @elijahfrizzell4816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It took me 4 times to read this before it wasent dirty or sexual

  • @josephstafford2920
    @josephstafford2920 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Luke: Father please, leave the dark side behind. Rejoin us.
    Vader: Okay son I will return to the light.
    Aphra: Hey what's up? Long time no see, still alive by the way.
    Vader: But first let me just take care of something.... Aphraaaaaaa!!!

  • @nick3xtremegaming212
    @nick3xtremegaming212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Vader: Just die already!
    Aphra: No.

  • @JDOnti
    @JDOnti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9218

    Padme: "its treason then"

  • @viniciusserra9374
    @viniciusserra9374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3395

    By Brazzers

    • @lilevil1158
      @lilevil1158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Get it cause brazzers is a adult film website and vader wants to "penetrate" her

    • @doubleggamingmeruz678
      @doubleggamingmeruz678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@lilevil1158 /woosh

    • @forest3064
      @forest3064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lilevil1158 lol everyone gets it

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WinterWhiz , it's PornHub, genius!

    • @charlie4christ536
      @charlie4christ536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Vinícius A We Christians give the good news that God sent His Son to save us from our sins. All have sinned and fall short of God's standard of perfection so all need to place their faith in Jesus Christ who lived perfectly and never sinned. Jesus he is the only way to Heaven according to John 14:6. Jesus rose from his tomb to finish our faith by his resurrection!Turn from your sins and believe in Christ. The pleasures of sin last for only a season, and then comes destruction. Christ is the only one who can fill the void in your life! Glory be to the everlasting Father who sent His Son to die in my place because He knew I couldn't save myself! Romans 3:23-24"For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and are justified by his grace as a gift, through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus."

  • @CaptainAmerica930
    @CaptainAmerica930 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    This woman outsmarted Darth Vader 3 times & lived.
    Tremendous respect.
    This girl is my hero.

    • @mobgabriel1767
      @mobgabriel1767 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      obi Wan: finally a worthy oponent our battle Will be legendary

    • @RealestKinga
      @RealestKinga ปีที่แล้ว +33

      This girl is a donut steel OC who bests Vader three times and is generally insufferable.

    • @firemonger5409
      @firemonger5409 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not

    • @firemonger5409
      @firemonger5409 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RealestKingano she didn’t

    • @firemonger5409
      @firemonger5409 ปีที่แล้ว

      Typical female empowerment that isn’t needed

  • @jeusvox2878
    @jeusvox2878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It’s hard to imagine a droid like C3PO being the boss of a criminal Mafia 😂

  • @search7772
    @search7772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2881

    Darth Vader really wanted to execute order 69...

    • @oceanblueanimations4739
      @oceanblueanimations4739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      😂😂😂😂
      Underrated comment right here.

    • @xtm6533
      @xtm6533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hahahaha

    • @IPAWS2018
      @IPAWS2018 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice

    • @suryaprakash2126
      @suryaprakash2126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Curse me for liking this comment at 69th like.

    • @seano6340
      @seano6340 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Genius

  • @zerere_
    @zerere_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7445

    Reads the title: I’m so dirty minded, so uncivilized.
    Goes to comment section: This is where the fun begins.

    • @redditeeeee3287
      @redditeeeee3287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      69 LIKES

    • @EmptyMan000
      @EmptyMan000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh please. How many contexts are there where a man can say they penetrated a woman? You're just thinking the most general context.

    • @sicthemutt
      @sicthemutt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This comment wins

    • @jaydenm2692
      @jaydenm2692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was the 699 like

    • @slicknugget2157
      @slicknugget2157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *It's show time*

  • @midnari
    @midnari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    No. They allowed a writer to create an OC to defeat one of the most powerful Sith in history. What was the point of Luke? Clearly she could kill Vader all by herself.

    • @MesaAufenhand
      @MesaAufenhand ปีที่แล้ว

      it took a whole jedi temple traps to hold him temporarily

    • @MesaAufenhand
      @MesaAufenhand ปีที่แล้ว

      saying by herself is just not giving Vader not enough credit

  • @spencersholden
    @spencersholden ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I love how lucky Aphra is. She’s like the female Han Solo. No Force powers, just luck.

    • @josedavidcastillo9241
      @josedavidcastillo9241 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Her power is plot armor

    • @gysaidurgans7330
      @gysaidurgans7330 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She's a professional escape artist. Survives the Holdo Manueanver and airlock punishment.

  • @pinocchio4291
    @pinocchio4291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8823

    Sees title:
    *goes straight to comment section*

    • @Balagnugnes
      @Balagnugnes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Relatable

    • @WTAF0212
      @WTAF0212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Lmao same

    • @knightofthewindthehedgehog1650
      @knightofthewindthehedgehog1650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      That's so me

    • @quate1316
      @quate1316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Almost every video (and that is a double edged sword in some)

    • @exicutioner161
      @exicutioner161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Pikmin 2000 what do you mean “double edged sword”?

  • @Tw0Dots
    @Tw0Dots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3623

    Penetrate-
    Everyone: *click*
    -with his lightsaber.
    Well that still sounds like innuendo.

  • @happyrama2764
    @happyrama2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Ya know I'm kinda with Vader on this one, she's after escaping him waaaay too many times, At this stage I want Vader to catch her and put and end to this cat and mouse chase.

    • @sinfuladam
      @sinfuladam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Can you imagine at the end of return of the Jedi when Vader is about to be set on fire and somebody mentions that she still alive and he immediately just gets up and is like
      “APHRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!”

  • @beentheredonethat5908
    @beentheredonethat5908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    The thing so many don't understand, no matter how evil Palpatine and Vader was, the empire actually made life in the galaxy better for many.
    They brought food , water, security, and education across the galaxy, and freed all slaves from empire space. As usual, the political and military leaders were corrupt, but the system actually benefits the normal people, much more then the senate and jedi did.
    Sad but true!

    • @napoleoncorneliusscipio5141
      @napoleoncorneliusscipio5141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I like to imagine that in some planetary system on the other side of the Star Wars galaxy, while we're watching that horrific ep9, a wild Vietnam-war-like battle is going on. I wish we had more Star Wars Stories, like Rogue One but from an imperial perspective. Stormtrooper platoons braving the thick jungles and venomous hot weather, their white armor usually painted green and mud-brown by the troops to keep cool and camouflage, and their life of enduring the goopy MRE rations they get and scrounging for supplies, all the while trying to get the VCs- rebels, I mean. And of course, hover ships dropping napalm and Agent Orange and all the necessary activities.

    • @jamesschrupp1981
      @jamesschrupp1981 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yeah, the biggest downfall of the Empire is that they always demanded impossible results which would then require the most ruthless and brutal tactics.
      Part of this video shows that the Empire came and saved the young girl from the bandits, which makes the Empire look good. However, you later learn the empire itself PUT the bandits there to force the settlers to need protection and thus make the empire's take over of the world smoother.

    • @thefett3862
      @thefett3862 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Empire commits genocide to species like Geonosians and Lasats, anniquilates planets (with all people, plants, culture and animals) like Alderaan or Mandalore and slaved others like the wookies.
      In Rebels, Bad Batch and other shows we see that there still poverty, even more and ridiculous norms like curfews and privaty invasions.
      I don't see any of that positive. It's only the same old fascim.

    • @jerry3790
      @jerry3790 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not to mention peace, justice, freedom and security

    • @anna-flora999
      @anna-flora999 ปีที่แล้ว

      They literally enslaved people.

  • @HoosierBoy-ef4gs
    @HoosierBoy-ef4gs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10800

    *The Woman Darth Vader wanted to Penetrate the most*
    *with his lightsaber.* [Good save]

    • @allfatherodin-officiallyun1107
      @allfatherodin-officiallyun1107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      With his 'lightsaber' :p

    • @HoosierBoy-ef4gs
      @HoosierBoy-ef4gs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@allfatherodin-officiallyun1107 Lmao

    • @r6_ok977
      @r6_ok977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@allfatherodin-officiallyun1107 well, it is still a lightsaber

    • @raylongoria3565
      @raylongoria3565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      They had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      With his non existent penis

  • @user-ti4ry5eq9b
    @user-ti4ry5eq9b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2074

    The title didn’t load past penetrate and I imagined the worst..

  • @godmergiethemobilegamer
    @godmergiethemobilegamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:34 thanks for the generous wallpaper

  • @coconut889
    @coconut889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was such a long story the thing that still misses is Vader with the final blow suddenly sensing she is force sensitive and training her to be his apprentice

  • @masvindu
    @masvindu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2775

    Star wars channels: *exist*
    The Lore Master: "I find your lack of clickbait disturbing"

    • @idunno3349
      @idunno3349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I can't tell if ur hating or joking

    • @masvindu
      @masvindu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@idunno3349 Joking. This is the funny kind of clickbait, not the outright dishonest kind :P

    • @idunno3349
      @idunno3349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@masvindu oh by the confusing title?

    • @masvindu
      @masvindu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@idunno3349 Yes

    • @KraNisOG
      @KraNisOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Technically this isn't clickbait

  • @HolkHugan
    @HolkHugan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    You knew what you were doing when you wrote that title

    • @HartlyLion
      @HartlyLion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is a Sith Lord, of course he did!

    • @TheReal2KD
      @TheReal2KD 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

  • @Ruosteinenknight
    @Ruosteinenknight ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:15 Aphra has talent of diggin herself deeper that even Han Solo would tell her dial it down a notch.

  • @Intuitivelist
    @Intuitivelist ปีที่แล้ว +13

    An outstanding example of plot armor.

    • @BobbyBoy-pe2qt
      @BobbyBoy-pe2qt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No daeth vade that plot armor after he has does you clown

  • @bravecylinder93
    @bravecylinder93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4945

    Me: *reads title*
    My brain: *lego padmé death sound*

  • @hanimeviewer
    @hanimeviewer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4574

    Everyone: *reads the title*
    I got a bad feeling about this

    • @baibai4897
      @baibai4897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      GROGNAK _56 correction*
      *this is where the fun begins*

    • @travisozwald8117
      @travisozwald8117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just wanted to say. I'm your 1 thousandth like

    • @hanimeviewer
      @hanimeviewer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Travis Ozwald to be honest I didn’t even know I had this much likes until you said something thanks

    • @jaboys6215
      @jaboys6215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      all the video said was. The Woman Darth Vader wanted to Penetrate the most...
      so yeah that was not worded vary well, or was it.

    • @bush9091
      @bush9091 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol so true

  • @definitelynot_tfol36
    @definitelynot_tfol36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Title: exists
    The Internet: *very poor choice of words*

  • @tobeyreynolds8255
    @tobeyreynolds8255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me: *Reads Title*
    Also me: Goes straight to the comments

  • @marhip7182
    @marhip7182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3391

    I thought the woman vader wanted to penetrate the most was padme
    Edit: Wow thanks for the likes everyone, didn't think a simple joke would work that well

    • @theunseen896
      @theunseen896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      😏

    • @crow6050
      @crow6050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      The woman Vader to strangled the most?

    • @glitch2799
      @glitch2799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Betrayal

    • @BakedFrodo96
      @BakedFrodo96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You win the internet today 🙌

    • @gordonramzee9457
      @gordonramzee9457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😏

  • @conner3626
    @conner3626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3131

    The title: the woman darth vader wanted to penetrate the most.
    Every soul in existence: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @jaywbell2002
      @jaywbell2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Danny N 69th like this comment is officially balanced as all things should be

    • @kurtsaidwhat
      @kurtsaidwhat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I sense a disturbance in the force...

    • @pretendstickman
      @pretendstickman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dammit

    • @nuke2625
      @nuke2625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There is a huge discomfort under his pants.

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is that your lightsaber or are you just happy to see me?

  • @Pegyson
    @Pegyson ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man, what a perfect string of conveniences for her, totally did it with skill alone

  • @dante_0962
    @dante_0962 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love palpatines reaction when he find out what Vader was doing.

  • @aceofspadesguy4913
    @aceofspadesguy4913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2734

    This chick has more plot armor than the protagonists.

    • @blessedbow720
      @blessedbow720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      don't worry its balanced out by her constant increase of depresion, guilt and loneliness tho i will admit the ones she cares about get the worse end of it in the moment

    • @soldyaboi8394
      @soldyaboi8394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @Zac Lodro best sentence of 2019.

    • @RougeHunter141
      @RougeHunter141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *ahem* Antagonist

    • @blankpage9277
      @blankpage9277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Does she at least get sliced to bits eventually? She kind of turns Vader into a wimp by always surviving him.

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@blankpage9277 she is one of the many he uses as his underling

  • @blackmercury2796
    @blackmercury2796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14008

    Video: Has "Woman" and "Penetrate" in the title
    Everyone: *"You know the rules, and so do I"*

  • @heresywithana
    @heresywithana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Darth Vader: *Why am I always on the low ground?*

  • @EndExtinction
    @EndExtinction 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glad you added with his lightsaber in the title

  • @TraxelAxel
    @TraxelAxel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1466

    Nice title man. Next I want a video about Vader drowning a woman, and the inuendo title could be " the one woman who Vader made soaking wet

    • @tointoin9606
      @tointoin9606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Nice.

    • @ilikenougat8892
      @ilikenougat8892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Holy shit, you got 239 likes in 52 minutes. 0_o

    • @STARKILLER15100
      @STARKILLER15100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lol he should just keep doing innuendo titles from now on lol

    • @LuisSanchez-de8ei
      @LuisSanchez-de8ei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice.

    • @sonicmania6753
      @sonicmania6753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      rob 998 you can find some being angry at him in his top comment. Pretty pathetic in my opinion

  • @moonlitdescent3555
    @moonlitdescent3555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    Plot armor stronger than beskar.

    • @michaelmccarty1327
      @michaelmccarty1327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      New canon characters get the standard issue plot armor along with their Mary Sue certification.

    • @Skylingale
      @Skylingale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Michael McCarty As long as they’re girls or minorities. Don’t forget that part.

    • @krokikrumpsun624
      @krokikrumpsun624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@michaelmccarty1327 I mean, I liked it. She's not much of a Mary Sue when you read the actual thing, but you could argue it. I dunno, it's not fantastic but I enjoyed it. Have you read the actual thing?

    • @Chris-tf5bq
      @Chris-tf5bq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      geetir k ofc they have not

    • @asuraspath2262
      @asuraspath2262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@michaelmccarty1327 Pretty much. Comic was garbage. Got white knights here trying to defend it

  • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
    @TheAwesomeDarkNinja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    It's sad how Disney was so adamant making Aphra, and she's actually a pretty cool character - yet they never use her.

    • @BOY1thousand
      @BOY1thousand ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They can't use her because she's just the non-jedi version of Rey who's an archaeologist. Nothing cool about that.

    • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
      @TheAwesomeDarkNinja ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@BOY1thousand Wait what? What part of her screams "Rey" to you?

    • @leozaz9402
      @leozaz9402 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Aphra is barely a character. Nothing "cool"

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@leozaz9402
      Already a better movie than "Rise of Skywalker"

    • @leozaz9402
      @leozaz9402 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidhong1934 both are gay

  • @utsukushii100176
    @utsukushii100176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:37 the text bubble is what literally everyone is thinking about

  • @billcipher147
    @billcipher147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22495

    This title is giving me mixed signals. Are you trying to tell me that Vader wanted to kill her or that he wanted to land his TIE fighter in her docking bay?

  • @HexterXD
    @HexterXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13160

    Vader: *”T h e w o m a n i s m i n e t o p e n e t r a t e.”*

  • @bryanjonathan42
    @bryanjonathan42 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The choice of images in the thumbnail and the title were very interesting

  • @WhoTao-nm1uw
    @WhoTao-nm1uw ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s no wonder Darth Vader never managed to penetrate Aphra.
    He didn’t have a healthy meat rod to in the first place.

  • @bigman-em7cc
    @bigman-em7cc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1017

    Sponsored by Brazzers

  • @slinkster9815
    @slinkster9815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7010

    He was afraid of her enjoying the choking

  • @howtohideabody2845
    @howtohideabody2845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He knew fully well what the title sounded like

  • @VVen0m
    @VVen0m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LMAO TH-cam actually cropped the "with his Lightsaber" out of the title when it appeared in my recommended

  • @loganh4642
    @loganh4642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1983

    Everyone: reads the title
    I DON’T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING

    • @CR604
      @CR604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why would you not like it.

    • @bobbysyblik68
      @bobbysyblik68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I thought this was going to talk about Padme.

    • @nguyenhung6038
      @nguyenhung6038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      More like this is where the fun begins

    • @Code_Machine
      @Code_Machine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @ficoh634
      @ficoh634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *i got a bad feeling about this

  • @loves.427
    @loves.427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3404

    Title: "penetrate"
    Me: reads rest of title
    *CONFUSED NUT*

    • @anarchistnudle
      @anarchistnudle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Gotta give to ya, yur funy:>

    • @loves.427
      @loves.427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      JUST A CUCK MOVE ALONG
      blush blush

    • @anarchistnudle
      @anarchistnudle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@loves.427 What in the heall'

    • @loves.427
      @loves.427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JUST A CUCK MOVE ALONG
      Umm sorry no homo.

    • @jaydencybnilsen5940
      @jaydencybnilsen5940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@loves.427 A BIG CUCK
      I'm not gay

  • @Jurassiccanonking
    @Jurassiccanonking 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I have read all of the Doctor Aphra comics but considering how long she survived and even defeated Vader the force was definitely on her side.

  • @skulldominion3212
    @skulldominion3212 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like that you had to add “with his lightsaber” part

  • @mmmmm4932
    @mmmmm4932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    Title:"The woman darth vader wanted to penetrate with his l"
    Me:"oh no"

  • @jsxerpa
    @jsxerpa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13609

    ᴍᴇ: *looks at title* oh god I could imagine the comments
    ғɪʀsᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ: “Ah yes, execute order 69”

    • @niklasboehm6962
      @niklasboehm6962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Lmao

    • @the_person_that_playz_game8515
      @the_person_that_playz_game8515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Lmao

    • @sb-lx2dt
      @sb-lx2dt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      This is the second comment right after the one you mentioned-

    • @jsxerpa
      @jsxerpa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      CINA well a month ago it was the first comment I saw

    • @krebsebubrek552
      @krebsebubrek552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol and its right above u

  • @THE_SSHADOW_REAPER_OF_DEATH
    @THE_SSHADOW_REAPER_OF_DEATH หลายเดือนก่อน

    The title got me thinking of a Aniclimax video. Foxy: that be an anime recap TH-camr you know

  • @DarkEagle01
    @DarkEagle01 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That thumbnail man. I just couldn’t not click 😂😂😂

  • @ralsei3554
    @ralsei3554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1607

    Kinky title

    • @Paydenbarlow
      @Paydenbarlow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ralsei as an Imperial sympathizer I agree with the choice of title

    • @phantomishereidk
      @phantomishereidk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The zan has confirmed that the Skywalkers are a kinky family

    • @inspiringer6418
      @inspiringer6418 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brings in views

    • @f.e.areproduce5298
      @f.e.areproduce5298 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not exactly as penetraation with lightsaber is not a good experience .

    • @CozyDoze
      @CozyDoze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ralsei Damnit I was gonna say that 😂

  • @clonefromkaminoroblox6758
    @clonefromkaminoroblox6758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    Came to read comments about reading comments about the title.

  • @JohnWall-lj1mx
    @JohnWall-lj1mx 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The rebellion should have used this woman as a human shield on important missions due to how thick her plot armour is 💀

  • @DrNoobisthebestyoutuberever
    @DrNoobisthebestyoutuberever 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys must had a really fun time making the title

  • @MartinNLauenstein
    @MartinNLauenstein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1362

    The force is strong with this title

    • @kadincochrane
      @kadincochrane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      But it’s consensual Force

    • @gunter2k15thebeast4
      @gunter2k15thebeast4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Penis force

    • @charlie4christ536
      @charlie4christ536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Martin Lauenstein We Christians give the good news that God sent His Son to save us from our sins. All have sinned and fall short of God's standard of perfection so all need to place their faith in Jesus Christ who lived perfectly and never sinned. Jesus he is the only way to Heaven according to John 14:6. Jesus rose from his tomb to finish our faith by his resurrection!Turn from your sins and believe in Christ. The pleasures of sin last for only a season, and then comes destruction. Christ is the only one who can fill the void in your life! Glory be to the everlasting Father who sent His Son to die in my place because He knew I couldn't save myself! Romans 3:23-24"For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and are justified by his grace as a gift, through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus."

    • @alejandroquirarte2125
      @alejandroquirarte2125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U rite

    • @th3_l1nk14
      @th3_l1nk14 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@charlie4christ536 dude. Tf

  • @ryatt9365
    @ryatt9365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2478

    Holy shit, how much more plot armor could one person possibly have?

    • @lukewhite9237
      @lukewhite9237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

      Rey

    • @retro2659
      @retro2659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Luke White hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha yes.

    • @omdano6432
      @omdano6432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Joseph joestar

    • @DjGrimmace
      @DjGrimmace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      That's like Fairy Tail levels of plot armor.

    • @EclipsedEquinox
      @EclipsedEquinox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@DjGrimmace as someone who enjoyed Fairy Tail a lot, i can say nothing approaches the Fairy Tail level of plot armour.

  • @venomfan2020
    @venomfan2020 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    15:50 _"And what about _*_US?_*_ You're a fleshy failure, I'm half a head, and BT's down to his _*_PROCESSOR CORE._*_ "_
    - 0-0-0

  • @vhumpy364
    @vhumpy364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    [reads title]
    Me: lightsaber... Or Lightsaber?

  • @koishily
    @koishily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    To be fair, Dr. Aphra is seriously cute, ngl.

    • @rorschach1985ify
      @rorschach1985ify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Too bad she is a Mary Sue as bad as Rey.

    • @pantherspride409
      @pantherspride409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@rorschach1985ify BRUH HOW THE HELL IS SHE A MARY SUE

    • @rorschach1985ify
      @rorschach1985ify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Terror " No she's not lol."
      Yes she fucking is.
      "A mary sue is someone that just has all the power for no reason."
      Wrong, a Mary sue can also get away with shit that she has no reason to like somehow sneak into the Emperors chambers undetected, survive shit for no reason like getting dumped into space. And than not only outsmarting canon characters but trash talking them as she does. She fits that shit to a T.
      "She isn't super powerful"
      Doesn't have to be. Batman is considered a Gary stu because writers love to jerk off his intelligence. Aphra is the very same.
      "and her knowledge of archaeology"
      How the hell does that explain snaking past the Emperors without being sensed?
      "and tech comes from her studies and her parents teaching her these things over many years."
      Which does not justify her not only outsmarting Vader but not instantly getting choked to death and somehow beating him because the writers wanted to give their pet character a win.

    • @rorschach1985ify
      @rorschach1985ify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@pantherspride409 She sneaked past the Emperor, caught Luke Skywalker, trash talked Han about how much he sucks and how much better she is and beat fucking Vader. She is as obvious a mary sue as you can get.

    • @Apollo-uy1rq
      @Apollo-uy1rq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Notorious you act like it’s impossible

  • @marquisealexander1371
    @marquisealexander1371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2320

    Now we all know there's only one woman Vader would want to penetrate with his "Lightsaber" and that's Padme.

  • @michaelsoyt
    @michaelsoyt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    *opens youtube*
    *sees title*
    *understands keywords*
    *closes youtube*
    *opens browser*

  • @clonemace
    @clonemace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "The Woman Darth Vader wanted to Penetrate the most..."
    ..."with his Lightsaber"

  • @tescomealdeal5440
    @tescomealdeal5440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    I really don’t want to think about Darth Vader’s lightsaber...

  • @brothereldest7432
    @brothereldest7432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    vader: one can always trust droids
    the mandalorian: *triggered*

  • @jacobwalsh1478
    @jacobwalsh1478 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    (Sees title)
    Me : This is where the fun begins

  • @ianitefollower9952
    @ianitefollower9952 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    U know exactly what ur doing mr lore master

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1596

    I personally love the title. It's not clickbait, but it forces you to click.

    • @b2crazyeye
      @b2crazyeye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache yup

    • @irving7137
      @irving7137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      'Forces' I see what you did there

    • @Spy-Dtroid
      @Spy-Dtroid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache DAMN YOUUUUUUUU

    • @unitedstatesofamerica4987
      @unitedstatesofamerica4987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It penetrates your desire

    • @xavierrader6206
      @xavierrader6206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No offense,but I saw your name and thought up a joke.
      Your a guy with a must-not-stache

  • @TheChefEgg
    @TheChefEgg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    Calm down with the title, the kids aint asleep yet

    • @dakotatrue12
      @dakotatrue12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chef Egg lol 😂

    • @Zen-ld5kn
      @Zen-ld5kn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i know right

    • @theunseen896
      @theunseen896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @Langrange-
      @Langrange- 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      bruh 😂😂😂

    • @weewee3559
      @weewee3559 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't worry Karen will take them

  • @xxbulbaSAUCE
    @xxbulbaSAUCE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She really said, “NEVER LEAVE A DROID BEHIND!”

  • @Decade_1703
    @Decade_1703 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:15 "this is where the fun begins".

  • @framelag
    @framelag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    guess you could say the force is in her

  • @francescosanvito5844
    @francescosanvito5844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1396

    "the woman Darth Vader wanted to penetrate the most..."
    *Clicks on the video*
    "...with his lightsaber"
    They got us in the first half, not gonna lie...

    • @Lumanova
      @Lumanova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The lightsaber only makes it better.

    • @catscats4321
      @catscats4321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Inuendo, hey babe wanna see my lightsaber.

    • @joejeffbob3127
      @joejeffbob3127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@catscats4321 only if its long and pointy

    • @joejeffbob3127
      @joejeffbob3127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im not gay

    • @fazedlocseryu5093
      @fazedlocseryu5093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      joejeffbob surrreeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @cornflakeshumunculus8373
    @cornflakeshumunculus8373 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I think I sithed my pants to the title of this video

  • @droopythepanda3072
    @droopythepanda3072 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nice to finally see 0-0-0 and BT-1’s origins as well.