I like her story but holy shit there were so many things that just conveniently was there to help her, like the thing her dad gave her to deter force users, which makes zero sense that he’d have that in the first place. The plot armor is strong with her, although it’s also strong with a lot of other characters so it’s not that big a deal
I mean her dad researched things about the Jedi and since the Jedi aren't known for opening up about all the secrets they have this thing her dad had could of been something from the Jedi civil war or when the Jedi were split in two fighting the first dark Jedi
This title is giving me mixed signals. Are you trying to tell me that Vader wanted to kill her or that he wanted to land his TIE fighter in her docking bay?
So Aphra, a twenty-something, non-force sensitive, regular human girl can stand up to Darth Vader and even defeat the Sith Lord. This sounds more like a self-insert fan fiction than a canon story.
Do you truly believe no non force user can't at least have the wits to escape the dark lord. I mean lets be honest if it was a fan fiction she would of robbed his suit and sold it.
I'm sorry, what do you expect a canon story to be like? I fail to see how this is self-insert fan fiction and more just writers putting Aphra through crazy scenarios that she was able to get through using her intelligence and wit. It should be a testament to her character because its one of the things I like about Aphra, she has gone through these crazy scenarios and somehow was able to survive every encounter ever.
@@HenryLouis21 My guy that's called plot armor. It's not entirely unreasonable for a character to outwit/escape vader once, or maybe even twice, but the amount of times she has, and in the ways she has, is simply just plot armor, and contradicts the power vader is supposed to have.
@@xavierbonami First of all, you can't choose for other which game to choose like a dictator, we all have our tastes, if you like it don't impose it like a law , you like the game, good for you, it's your opinion.
Maybe it's because its all summarized in a single video but this sounds like Star Wars fanfiction with Aphra being someone's self-insert. "Yeah, and after I saved the Emperor a THIRD time, I was declared Hero of the Empire and Vader was just like so mad but I managed to escape him AGAIN by tricking and defeating him."
Dr. Aphra is that character who got unexpectedly VERY popular and so instead of dying on time - the writers keep saving her in increasingly weird feats of plot armor.
@@theargentino4245 Ya, but Captain Marvel is a well established character that has been around in some form for a long time. This character is relatively new an unknown, plus she comes off as a plot armored self insert character written by a hack.
The Dacenorpes HAHAHAJDJDJDJRJEJ STOP. Have you read the au with Anakin as a stripper? His stripper name was Ana-skin and he gave Obi-Wan a private section. It was... traumatising
Luke: Father please, leave the dark side behind. Rejoin us. Vader: Okay son I will return to the light. Aphra: Hey what's up? Long time no see, still alive by the way. Vader: But first let me just take care of something.... Aphraaaaaaa!!!
The thing so many don't understand, no matter how evil Palpatine and Vader was, the empire actually made life in the galaxy better for many. They brought food , water, security, and education across the galaxy, and freed all slaves from empire space. As usual, the political and military leaders were corrupt, but the system actually benefits the normal people, much more then the senate and jedi did. Sad but true!
I like to imagine that in some planetary system on the other side of the Star Wars galaxy, while we're watching that horrific ep9, a wild Vietnam-war-like battle is going on. I wish we had more Star Wars Stories, like Rogue One but from an imperial perspective. Stormtrooper platoons braving the thick jungles and venomous hot weather, their white armor usually painted green and mud-brown by the troops to keep cool and camouflage, and their life of enduring the goopy MRE rations they get and scrounging for supplies, all the while trying to get the VCs- rebels, I mean. And of course, hover ships dropping napalm and Agent Orange and all the necessary activities.
Yeah, the biggest downfall of the Empire is that they always demanded impossible results which would then require the most ruthless and brutal tactics. Part of this video shows that the Empire came and saved the young girl from the bandits, which makes the Empire look good. However, you later learn the empire itself PUT the bandits there to force the settlers to need protection and thus make the empire's take over of the world smoother.
The Empire commits genocide to species like Geonosians and Lasats, anniquilates planets (with all people, plants, culture and animals) like Alderaan or Mandalore and slaved others like the wookies. In Rebels, Bad Batch and other shows we see that there still poverty, even more and ridiculous norms like curfews and privaty invasions. I don't see any of that positive. It's only the same old fascim.
Ivan Vodka especially with Vader's power scaling. Dude was a savage in Legends. The comic story directors just went along a said "What if we make him God ?" 😂
I like that it’s more about Vader than Palpatine. That’s honestly why I hated rise of skywalker so much. It turned all three sagas from being about the skywalker family to being about Sheev. Like, can’t you just let him die? But it also make Vader an absolute badass.
Disney being worse is debatable. I mean, the sequel trilogy is bad, period, but, if Disney's canon everything else can be argued. My argument is that it sucks and they threw everything out for no good reason, considering most of it could still be kept there, except the post Return Of The Jedi, which, is so far the part they've been particularly BAD at. Most of the comics and such aren't BAD, they're just... Not as good as what they got rid of.
Martin Lauenstein We Christians give the good news that God sent His Son to save us from our sins. All have sinned and fall short of God's standard of perfection so all need to place their faith in Jesus Christ who lived perfectly and never sinned. Jesus he is the only way to Heaven according to John 14:6. Jesus rose from his tomb to finish our faith by his resurrection!Turn from your sins and believe in Christ. The pleasures of sin last for only a season, and then comes destruction. Christ is the only one who can fill the void in your life! Glory be to the everlasting Father who sent His Son to die in my place because He knew I couldn't save myself! Romans 3:23-24"For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and are justified by his grace as a gift, through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus."
Aphra was definitely in awe of Darth Vader. When they first met, she did not know how to address him: "Mr Lord Vader."; "Sir? Your majesty? Your illustriousness?" She settles on "Sir Vader", only to have Vader coolly correct her: "LORD Vader. Continue."
don't worry its balanced out by her constant increase of depresion, guilt and loneliness tho i will admit the ones she cares about get the worse end of it in the moment
This was such a long story the thing that still misses is Vader with the final blow suddenly sensing she is force sensitive and training her to be his apprentice
Me: "Wow, he actually got over Padme and wanted someone else?" Me: "Can he do that after turning to the dark side? I guess he still could." Me: "Well, I guess sexual attraction isn't necessarily love." Me: "Wait, does Darth Vader even have genitals or did they burn off? Me: "Oh, right, he wanted to kill her. I knew that..."
Ya know I'm kinda with Vader on this one, she's after escaping him waaaay too many times, At this stage I want Vader to catch her and put and end to this cat and mouse chase.
Can you imagine at the end of return of the Jedi when Vader is about to be set on fire and somebody mentions that she still alive and he immediately just gets up and is like “APHRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!”
@@Maxax16 Ok i made my nickname because in one of videos with title of " Autocorrect Fails " someone tried to write word " autocorrect " but it was changed to " autocucumber " by autocorrect .
The fact that a mere human girl that doesn't have any force power can knockdown one of the strongest sith of the galaxy who can defeat 5 jedis at once is beyond me
Exactly...and anything Vader faces as a disadvantage mechanical wise...he'd overcome with the force. It's extremely unlikely someone like Vader with his tech skills/experience combined with the force would just lose to some high tech manic.
*draws a character to mimic our inherit enjoyment of the female form* hey thats pretty cool...*some dude on the internet* "lol xdxd that's sad dude, shut off them literally ingrained instincts*
Oh know I can’t stop thinking about that happening “ oh yes vadey keep spinning ah yea fuck hard harder HARDER” Vader : I’ll try spinning that’s a good trick
![The first time Darth Vader failed Palpatine and how he was Punished [Legends]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6qRNDj2yg0o/mqdefault.jpg)
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Reads the title: I’m so dirty minded, so uncivilized.
Goes to comment section: This is where the fun begins.
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Oh please. How many contexts are there where a man can say they penetrated a woman? You're just thinking the most general context.
This comment wins
I was the 699 like
*It's show time*
Sees title:
*goes straight to comment section*
Relatable
Lmao same
That's so me
Almost every video (and that is a double edged sword in some)
Pikmin 2000 what do you mean “double edged sword”?
Everyone: *reads the title*
I got a bad feeling about this
GROGNAK _56 correction*
*this is where the fun begins*
I just wanted to say. I'm your 1 thousandth like
Travis Ozwald to be honest I didn’t even know I had this much likes until you said something thanks
all the video said was. The Woman Darth Vader wanted to Penetrate the most...
so yeah that was not worded vary well, or was it.
Lol so true
Imagine if Aphra suddenly appeared after the Emperor's death and Vader being unmasked, he just goes right back to being Vader trying to kill her
"Oh hey, the second death star.
What are the odds!"
*Vader stars hyperventilating in Luke's arms*
@@luigifan001 “Luke hold me back, I wanna be a force ghost .”
Vader: I AM GOING TO PENETRATE YOU
"Put the goddamned mask back on..."
From 'I want to see you with my own eyes' to 'GET THE HELL OFF ME, LUKE!' in less than a minute.
Vader: *”T h e w o m a n i s m i n e t o p e n e t r a t e.”*
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAG
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*I WILL NOT BE DENIED*
Kylo: the girl...where is the girl
Aka kill
Video: Has "Woman" and "Penetrate" in the title
Everyone: *"You know the rules, and so do I"*
*"Say goodbye"*
_bang_
Fush now its rule 34
*Dedication is what I'm thinking of*
Yep
Padme: "its treason then"
100th like
LMAO
@@saturnproductions1827 297th like.
515th like :V
Thats what i said
I like her story but holy shit there were so many things that just conveniently was there to help her, like the thing her dad gave her to deter force users, which makes zero sense that he’d have that in the first place. The plot armor is strong with her, although it’s also strong with a lot of other characters so it’s not that big a deal
The power of a bad script
It reminds me of a certain someone who was close with Anakin
Her dad is a Jedi-researcher, how shouldn't he have that?
@@josedavidcastillo9241you clowns like boba fett being able to go toe to toe with vader to hell already
I mean her dad researched things about the Jedi and since the Jedi aren't known for opening up about all the secrets they have this thing her dad had could of been something from the Jedi civil war or when the Jedi were split in two fighting the first dark Jedi
*The Woman Darth Vader wanted to Penetrate the most*
*with his lightsaber.* [Good save]
With his 'lightsaber' :p
@@allfatherodin-officiallyun1107 Lmao
@@allfatherodin-officiallyun1107 well, it is still a lightsaber
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
With his non existent penis
Me: *reads title*
My brain: *lego padmé death sound*
Lmao
Lego yoda death sound if youre into that kind of thing
Bruh
In slow motion as well
😭😭😂
This title is giving me mixed signals. Are you trying to tell me that Vader wanted to kill her or that he wanted to land his TIE fighter in her docking bay?
yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
So Aphra, a twenty-something, non-force sensitive, regular human girl can stand up to Darth Vader and even defeat the Sith Lord. This sounds more like a self-insert fan fiction than a canon story.
Defeats is a strong I'd say she more subdued him. But I think she's pretty cool
Just like that other fan-fiction where a girl younger than Aphra managed to beat Darth Sidious with only a year of training
Do you truly believe no non force user can't at least have the wits to escape the dark lord. I mean lets be honest if it was a fan fiction she would of robbed his suit and sold it.
I'm sorry, what do you expect a canon story to be like? I fail to see how this is self-insert fan fiction and more just writers putting Aphra through crazy scenarios that she was able to get through using her intelligence and wit. It should be a testament to her character because its one of the things I like about Aphra, she has gone through these crazy scenarios and somehow was able to survive every encounter ever.
@@HenryLouis21 My guy that's called plot armor. It's not entirely unreasonable for a character to outwit/escape vader once, or maybe even twice, but the amount of times she has, and in the ways she has, is simply just plot armor, and contradicts the power vader is supposed to have.
Me reading the first half of the title:
“They had us in the first half not gonna lie.”
John Moore proudly
@John Moore Have you noticed that Fortnite is fucking bad
They had us in the second too
Stolen comment
@@xavierbonami First of all, you can't choose for other which game to choose like a dictator, we all have our tastes, if you like it don't impose it like a law , you like the game, good for you, it's your opinion.
Star wars channels: *exist*
The Lore Master: "I find your lack of clickbait disturbing"
I can't tell if ur hating or joking
@@idunno3349 Joking. This is the funny kind of clickbait, not the outright dishonest kind :P
@@masvindu oh by the confusing title?
@@idunno3349 Yes
Technically this isn't clickbait
Me, reading the title:
"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"
Burnt Noodles dam
Burnt Noodles 😂😂😂
Still, his lightsaber might mean something else 😏
Sammmmeeee😂😂😂
When I saw I was like how could you do it but I was also like who is it I need to see but then I read the whole thing
Maybe it's because its all summarized in a single video but this sounds like Star Wars fanfiction with Aphra being someone's self-insert.
"Yeah, and after I saved the Emperor a THIRD time, I was declared Hero of the Empire and Vader was just like so mad but I managed to escape him AGAIN by tricking and defeating him."
The video makes her seem more likeable than the comics. She is plot armor galore.
Reminds me of Ahsoka
@@kizentheslayerFalse
@@kizentheslayerwhat are you clowns crying about? You like luke you like boba fett but thos is plot armor
@@BobbyBoy-pe2qtbecause they are at least interesting
Padme disliked this video
Leia and Luke fainted
Vader left for the milk
it should be ghost padme cause now ( spoiler ) everyone can be a force ghost
Mihir Kulkarni YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!
Kylo ren too
Title: "penetrate"
Me: reads rest of title
*CONFUSED NUT*
Gotta give to ya, yur funy:>
JUST A CUCK MOVE ALONG
blush blush
@@loves.427 What in the heall'
JUST A CUCK MOVE ALONG
Umm sorry no homo.
@@loves.427 A BIG CUCK
I'm not gay
He was afraid of her enjoying the choking
😳
😟😳
she woudnt because shes a lesbian
@@namedsomethingorother8316 0_o
@@namedsomethingorother8316 probably
Dr. Aphra is that character who got unexpectedly VERY popular and so instead of dying on time - the writers keep saving her in increasingly weird feats of plot armor.
i noticed that over the years
The title: the woman darth vader wanted to penetrate the most.
Every soul in existence: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I sense a disturbance in the force...
Dammit
There is a huge discomfort under his pants.
Is that your lightsaber or are you just happy to see me?
On god
Me reading the title:
"The woman Darth Vader wanted to penetrate the most"
Your profile picture just makes it so much better! XD
@@grandshadowseal oof
LOL
lmaoooooo
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ᴍᴇ: *looks at title* oh god I could imagine the comments
ғɪʀsᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ: “Ah yes, execute order 69”
Lmao
Lmao
This is the second comment right after the one you mentioned-
CINA well a month ago it was the first comment I saw
Lol and its right above u
I unironically want a series adaptation about her. It can be thrilling.
Its gonna happen I think.
@@theargentino4245 Lol nope, a bit character from a comic that sold poorly isnt about to get a show.
@@billdavis7577 and yet we got Cpt Marvel which never sells well in comics.
@@theargentino4245 Ya, but Captain Marvel is a well established character that has been around in some form for a long time. This character is relatively new an unknown, plus she comes off as a plot armored self insert character written by a hack.
hell no
I feel like the title makes a great example of what Sith-Lord dirty talk would sound like.
Lmao
69 likes noice
Force choke me baby!
there’s no way to not laugh your ass off at that titles😂
I clicked so fast 😂😂😂🤣
Just finished watching "When a King’s Wife Grabbed Anakin’s Lightsaber", so I'm not at all surprised this showed up in my recommendations.
Me too, I honestly expected something better outta that vid.
Whatever, there's always fanfictions.
Same. He knows what he’s doing
The Dacenorpes HAHAHAJDJDJDJRJEJ STOP. Have you read the au with Anakin as a stripper? His stripper name was Ana-skin and he gave Obi-Wan a private section. It was... traumatising
@@ella.ztr7
Ok, what the f**k?
Did this happen when Ahsoka was still his Padawan...
The Dacenorpes Idk, I hope not
**angry padme noises**
lol
Then Darth Vader morning
lmao
Padoru Vader
She almost got penetrated
*almost*
Luke: Father please, leave the dark side behind. Rejoin us.
Vader: Okay son I will return to the light.
Aphra: Hey what's up? Long time no see, still alive by the way.
Vader: But first let me just take care of something.... Aphraaaaaaa!!!
"the woman Darth Vader wanted to penetrate the most..."
*Clicks on the video*
"...with his lightsaber"
They got us in the first half, not gonna lie...
The lightsaber only makes it better.
Inuendo, hey babe wanna see my lightsaber.
@@catscats4321 only if its long and pointy
im not gay
joejeffbob surrreeeeeeeeeeeee
"I burned your house and all your research...also I may have mental issues."
"Ya think?"
Lmfao like a crazy girl and she loves the bad boys
@@enriqueruiz5492 Yeah, it's sometimes true
@@bakedsushi8097 Yup more often than not lol
Penetrate-
Everyone: *click*
-with his lightsaber.
Well that still sounds like innuendo.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Meme Addict ;)
More like inurendo
Ya called it
(¬‿¬)
Vader: Just die already!
Aphra: No.
Me: reads title
“ *The woman Darth Vader wanted to pene-* “
Me: I’m gonna stop you right there.
Lmao “pene” is dick in Spanish lol
666th like...
“The women Darth Vader wanted to penetrate most with a lightsaber”
All of us: Very poor choice of words
The art of click bait…
He knew what he was doing…
@@THEL05 He simply, wrote a title, noticed the joke, laughed aloud, and moved on. True Madlad
r/madlads
Me: very poor choice of grammar
Nobody:
Aphra: You promised me the saber! Nice and quick!
Absolutely fucking hilarious
Ram it up my ass, hard and fast! And not in a sexual way!
lmao these comments are legendary 😂
Didnt she say that before she died
1000th like
The thing so many don't understand, no matter how evil Palpatine and Vader was, the empire actually made life in the galaxy better for many.
They brought food , water, security, and education across the galaxy, and freed all slaves from empire space. As usual, the political and military leaders were corrupt, but the system actually benefits the normal people, much more then the senate and jedi did.
Sad but true!
I like to imagine that in some planetary system on the other side of the Star Wars galaxy, while we're watching that horrific ep9, a wild Vietnam-war-like battle is going on. I wish we had more Star Wars Stories, like Rogue One but from an imperial perspective. Stormtrooper platoons braving the thick jungles and venomous hot weather, their white armor usually painted green and mud-brown by the troops to keep cool and camouflage, and their life of enduring the goopy MRE rations they get and scrounging for supplies, all the while trying to get the VCs- rebels, I mean. And of course, hover ships dropping napalm and Agent Orange and all the necessary activities.
Yeah, the biggest downfall of the Empire is that they always demanded impossible results which would then require the most ruthless and brutal tactics.
Part of this video shows that the Empire came and saved the young girl from the bandits, which makes the Empire look good. However, you later learn the empire itself PUT the bandits there to force the settlers to need protection and thus make the empire's take over of the world smoother.
The Empire commits genocide to species like Geonosians and Lasats, anniquilates planets (with all people, plants, culture and animals) like Alderaan or Mandalore and slaved others like the wookies.
In Rebels, Bad Batch and other shows we see that there still poverty, even more and ridiculous norms like curfews and privaty invasions.
I don't see any of that positive. It's only the same old fascim.
Not to mention peace, justice, freedom and security
They literally enslaved people.
Aphra: Honestly....you were the best thing that happened to me
Vader: I HATE YOOUUU!!!
vader : P E N E T R A T E 'sssss
Vader: Aphra you baka!!!!! UwU
Angrily turns on his light sabre*
I love you!!!!
@@dariuscahyadi9607 no just no
"They soon felt affection for each other and then hooked up"
*That escalated quickly*
WHEN????
PLEASE ANSWER QUICK DAMNIT
@@lifer132It's towards the end of the video. Just watch the whole thing from the start because I haven't seen this in a couple months. Chill.
@@LoidForger44 i dont have 16 minutes
@@lifer132 not what you think...
I came here under false pretenses
Kirbae I came. I just came.
@@Alejandro-er7rp lol
I feel you.
I came... To this comment thread
*Butthead laugh*
You said 'came'
This woman outsmarted Darth Vader 3 times & lived.
Tremendous respect.
This girl is my hero.
obi Wan: finally a worthy oponent our battle Will be legendary
This girl is a donut steel OC who bests Vader three times and is generally insufferable.
Not
@@RealestKingano she didn’t
Typical female empowerment that isn’t needed
not gonna lie, Disney goin' more nuts than Legends.
Ivan Vodka especially with Vader's power scaling. Dude was a savage in Legends. The comic story directors just went along a said "What if we make him God ?" 😂
I like that it’s more about Vader than Palpatine. That’s honestly why I hated rise of skywalker so much. It turned all three sagas from being about the skywalker family to being about Sheev. Like, can’t you just let him die? But it also make Vader an absolute badass.
Wait does Darth Vader even have nuts?
I leave you people alone for 3 MONTHS
Disney being worse is debatable. I mean, the sequel trilogy is bad, period, but, if Disney's canon everything else can be argued. My argument is that it sucks and they threw everything out for no good reason, considering most of it could still be kept there, except the post Return Of The Jedi, which, is so far the part they've been particularly BAD at. Most of the comics and such aren't BAD, they're just... Not as good as what they got rid of.
That title is kinky af.
Yep
I'mma need y'all to come with me
@@yes5256 matches with your pfp.
Right 😂
@@Yes-zh2io SHIT
The force is strong with this title
But it’s consensual Force
Penis force
Martin Lauenstein We Christians give the good news that God sent His Son to save us from our sins. All have sinned and fall short of God's standard of perfection so all need to place their faith in Jesus Christ who lived perfectly and never sinned. Jesus he is the only way to Heaven according to John 14:6. Jesus rose from his tomb to finish our faith by his resurrection!Turn from your sins and believe in Christ. The pleasures of sin last for only a season, and then comes destruction. Christ is the only one who can fill the void in your life! Glory be to the everlasting Father who sent His Son to die in my place because He knew I couldn't save myself! Romans 3:23-24"For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and are justified by his grace as a gift, through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus."
U rite
@@charlie4christ536 dude. Tf
Aphra was definitely in awe of Darth Vader. When they first met, she did not know how to address him: "Mr Lord Vader."; "Sir? Your majesty? Your illustriousness?"
She settles on "Sir Vader", only to have Vader coolly correct her: "LORD Vader. Continue."
Me: *Reads title*
Also me: There is a disturbance on the force...
LMAOO
More like.... Dick-turbance
in
Whiterun Guard cringe
There is a disturbance in my pants...
Vader: hire this bounty hunter for me
Aphra: yes my lord
Vader: and can i call you Ashoka from now on?
Aphra: what?
Vader: what?
What
*W H A T*
W. A. T.
Wut?
*W U T*
You knew what you were doing when you wrote that title
He is a Sith Lord, of course he did!
😂😂
Title: exists
The Internet: *very poor choice of words*
So nobody is gonna talk about a droid becoming fully sentient and greedy enough to buila a CRIMINAL EMPIRE
not uncommon for droids to be sentient, even battle droids had some sentience, if not independence
I'm surpriced the droid was still able to talk with just a head
G0T0
he use that as his title,but let you worry about a droid,just laugh at the s#x joke and move on
8t88
This chick has more plot armor than the protagonists.
don't worry its balanced out by her constant increase of depresion, guilt and loneliness tho i will admit the ones she cares about get the worse end of it in the moment
@Zac Lodro best sentence of 2019.
*ahem* Antagonist
Does she at least get sliced to bits eventually? She kind of turns Vader into a wimp by always surviving him.
@@blankpage9277 she is one of the many he uses as his underling
*Sith lord penetrates girl gone wrong*
*gone wrong (gone sexual)
*gone sexual gone Vader has to get the milk
Gone right
(Gone wrong)(gone sexual)(Empire was called)(almost died)
*Sith lord gets obsessed for someone who isn't his late wife gone wrong*
This was such a long story the thing that still misses is Vader with the final blow suddenly sensing she is force sensitive and training her to be his apprentice
Darth Vader really wanted to execute order 69...
😂😂😂😂
Underrated comment right here.
hahahaha
nice
Curse me for liking this comment at 69th like.
Genius
Darth Vader after pinning her up on the wall: I have you now
this is where the fun begins
Now this is podracing
Anna Lopez BSJEJISHSUSJW
It was kinda hotter than Mustafar
I hate sand. It was coarse and rough.
Nice title bucko
COPPA
wow
PAWG
You stole my thunder i was about to say that.
@@MCAP887 stole your thunder 3 years early
She got her design from Tumblr, and plot armor straight from Wayne Enterprises.
You are a clown
I mean shoutout to tumblr her design is sick
He didn’t just penetrate the men with his saber but the women and the ch....
Most cursed comment I've read in months
HMMMMMMM
Yeah, you're gonna have to shut up there.
@@thedacenorpes3681 did you Eva here the story of darth Epstein
No because it was erased from the Jedi archives
I’m surprised this comment isn’t at the top
Sidious: forming your own empire within the empire?
That's ma boah
he must be really proud in that momment
So spinozian
“Hmm Droids- One can always trust droids.”
Separatists: Yes, but actually no.
That is what happens when you purchase your droid army on discount
No but actually *N O*
@@gustavoboscardin9351 That's what happen when you build them *C h e a p* !
Vader's new empire:
A girl, a two psychotic droids, and an infinite supply of battle droids
Vader: it's a start
Aphra feels like one of those D&D characters that are so lucky to be alive after taking a fire ball point blank in the face.
The rogue who got a 20 in charisma and was able to bullshit their way through the campaign.
Yessssssssssss
That is… oddly accurate
I would have stopped at "that are soo lucky to be alive" and end it with that. X)
Yup
Me: "Wow, he actually got over Padme and wanted someone else?"
Me: "Can he do that after turning to the dark side? I guess he still could."
Me: "Well, I guess sexual attraction isn't necessarily love."
Me: "Wait, does Darth Vader even have genitals or did they burn off?
Me: "Oh, right, he wanted to kill her. I knew that..."
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
😅😅😅
If you have had this conversation with yourself then you need help
Baby Yoda HELLO, GRAND MASTER OF ULTIMATE CUTENESS
Nice title man. Next I want a video about Vader drowning a woman, and the inuendo title could be " the one woman who Vader made soaking wet
Nice.
Holy shit, you got 239 likes in 52 minutes. 0_o
Lol he should just keep doing innuendo titles from now on lol
Nice.
rob 998 you can find some being angry at him in his top comment. Pretty pathetic in my opinion
Ya know I'm kinda with Vader on this one, she's after escaping him waaaay too many times, At this stage I want Vader to catch her and put and end to this cat and mouse chase.
Can you imagine at the end of return of the Jedi when Vader is about to be set on fire and somebody mentions that she still alive and he immediately just gets up and is like
“APHRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!”
Now we all know there's only one woman Vader would want to penetrate with his "Lightsaber" and that's Padme.
you spelled obi-wan wrong
you spelled “ASMR Yoda” wrong
David Carty you
DukeoftheAges ahh I get the joke but not fully
@@jadendafinger jesus christ
Aphra: *exists *
Vader: I don’t like sand...
"are you an angel?"
Obiwan Ben Kenobi: High Ground!!!!
Vader: "NNOOOOOOOO"
PLEASE STOP
My little brother was watching this and doesn’t have a dirty mind and my dad saw he was watching and took his phone from him. It was pretty funny.
Grant Walter lmao that sucks
True or not, that's pretty funny xD
ew lol yea it is tho 😂
Lmao
based dad
It's sad how Disney was so adamant making Aphra, and she's actually a pretty cool character - yet they never use her.
They can't use her because she's just the non-jedi version of Rey who's an archaeologist. Nothing cool about that.
@@BOY1thousand Wait what? What part of her screams "Rey" to you?
Aphra is barely a character. Nothing "cool"
@@leozaz9402
Already a better movie than "Rise of Skywalker"
@@davidhong1934 both are gay
Came to read comments about reading comments about the title.
Came
Same 🤣
😂
Lmao same
Same
The title didn’t load past penetrate and I imagined the worst..
69 likes!!!
You mean the best
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My title didn’t load lightsaber
Okay😁
I personally love the title. It's not clickbait, but it forces you to click.
Just Some Guy without a Mustache yup
'Forces' I see what you did there
Just Some Guy without a Mustache DAMN YOUUUUUUUU
It penetrates your desire
No offense,but I saw your name and thought up a joke.
Your a guy with a must-not-stache
I love how lucky Aphra is. She’s like the female Han Solo. No Force powers, just luck.
Her power is plot armor
She's a professional escape artist. Survives the Holdo Manueanver and airlock punishment.
Me:sees title
Also Me knowing what the comments are going to say: *I sense a great disturbance in the force*
Panda King it was as if one million voices spook but you think they should be silenced
Incorrect its more of the people saying "this is where the fun begins"
Me after seeing title : Ah yes another thing to laugh at , especially considering 2020 i need this stuff .
@@f.e.areproduce5298 That name is cursed.
@@Maxax16 Ok i made my nickname because in one of videos with title of " Autocorrect Fails " someone tried to write word " autocorrect " but it was changed to " autocucumber " by autocorrect .
*Big black monster penetrates tiny doctor with mighty anger*
Man this it's a pretty good title for a Pornhub video
N o
@@rocknrollbootlegs8576 I know right. Almost as the title is intentional.
@@bgonzalezseeya11 Maybe it _is_ intentional
@@ileanabriannemari what an idea...
Palpatine: The Dark Side of the Forces is a pathway to many positions some consider to be unnatural!
Order 69 indeed
Hmmmmmm
Be careful not to choke on your aspirations.
@@nessfinesse1378 BROOOO
@@nessfinesse1378 gags
It’s hard to imagine a droid like C3PO being the boss of a criminal Mafia 😂
"Aphra was barely able to control her fangirlism."
The one-liner summary of my life as a Star Wars fangirl
I'm such a fanboy, I life the Jedi code. I even call myself a Jedi xD
@Zygy __ dude, my profile pic is literally Darth Vader. That hints everything. Lmao
@@6Sparx9 the vader one
Val ok that’s just sad
I went here to see what this was about. I think I'll go back to crackin' clanka skulls
The fact that a mere human girl that doesn't have any force power can knockdown one of the strongest sith of the galaxy who can defeat 5 jedis at once is beyond me
Woman powah
@@DARTH-R3VAN 😂😂😂
@Andrea De Luca no
It’s because Star Wars doesn’t have flawless characters. Everyone and everything has a weakness.
Exactly...and anything Vader faces as a disadvantage mechanical wise...he'd overcome with the force.
It's extremely unlikely someone like Vader with his tech skills/experience combined with the force would just lose to some high tech manic.
I read the title “The woman Darth Vader wanted to impregnate the most”
I was wrong in assuming that.
What alien *crap* be goin on here
I thought the same but I read it three times but I still didn’t know
What the f***
...
I feel that was padme
0:34 thanks for the generous wallpaper
Vader, I dont think Padme is going to like this.
You've been banned from Micky Mouse's club for inappropriate behavior!
Vader remembers he forgot rubbers during mid "Session": This is where the fun begins.
Vader:It’s ok skywalker is dead
I uh…-..I admit I felt…a sort of…connection between us-..I-
Well seeing how Darth never seen any real action, since being Anakin. I'm sure is saber was reaching a peak of ignition.
Indeed, he probably was.
Did his saber survive the battle with kenobi
@@celestejones6744 Kylo ren had his lightsaber in the last movie
I think the last time his saber saw ignition is when he was crotch down on the lava.
The last time his “saber” was ignited was on Mustafar. Literally ignited.
I don’t know who humiliated Vader more, Obi-Wan or Aphra.
Obviously Obi-Wan, for all of Vader's evil, I agree that Kenobi is liar and a coward
Obi wan
the master of trolling obviously
@@joseluis5055 how is he a coward tho
@@louier2967 for leaving him burning alive to die instead of taking him with him or putting Anakin out of his misery
13:15 Aphra has talent of diggin herself deeper that even Han Solo would tell her dial it down a notch.
"Penetrate the most with his Lightsaber."
*I mean that literally, metaphorically, and euphemistically.*
Teach me inglesh
@@chickenpotatogod no
@@GoneInABlaiz oh com on, I just ned inglesh lessons
@@chickenpotatogod no
@@GoneInABlaiz oki... ;-;
Everyone: reads the title
I DON’T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
Why would you not like it.
I thought this was going to talk about Padme.
More like this is where the fun begins
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*i got a bad feeling about this
Title:"The woman darth vader wanted to penetrate with his l"
Me:"oh no"
lol
arge robot penis
419 likes
*im going to make a gamer move*
Me: *Reads Title*
Also me: Goes straight to the comments
Title: *exists*
Comment section: “This is where the fun begins.”
Stolen
You stole the comment
Its free real estate
Padmé be like: "I find your lack of faith disturbing"
Darth Vader: “One can always trust droids”
Mando: (Warms up E-Web)
C3-P0 *chuckles*
Ig-11 :
Hold my beer
*Din Djarinn
IG-11: Hello I am nurse droid
Also IG-11: *Kill an entire battalion of stormtroopers*
@@Poffean Both are correct. Your correction was unnecessary.
Darth Vader: *Why am I always on the low ground?*
TH-cam: * hides the word lightsaber *
Me: no
Damn, she looks cute in that Imperial Officer uniform.
Ikr
@@HNDRXENJOYER *Stfu*
@@HNDRXENJOYER Nigga, are you that fuckin bored?
*draws a character to mimic our inherit enjoyment of the female form* hey thats pretty cool...*some dude on the internet* "lol xdxd that's sad dude, shut off them literally ingrained instincts*
@@measic4989 Haha gottem
My mind immediately flashed to something I NEVER WANT TO SEE AGAIN.
Me,and i guess everyone else too
What is it?
And why did we need to know this
I wish I had those mind eraser things that only erase things you dont want to knowww
😂😂😂😂😂😂 me too
Me knowing this is canon: oh...
Padme to vader: why are you running, why are you run-
Nice title. Who doesn’t love double entendres?!
Haha
Such a simple sentence yet so complex
I bet Vader wanted to force choke her as well especially
lmao i saw a comment of urs in a rising of the shield hero game
Uhhh.. pretty sure it's a single entendre. lol
I guess Vader just wanted to land his tiefighter in her docking bay
LOL
Stolen
And blast away
Underrated
@@ginjadingo2941 what are they gonna do? Copy strike him?
"i'LL TRy sPInnING, tHat's A gOOd TrIcK"
😳
Nani!?
🧐🤔
Oh know I can’t stop thinking about that happening
“ oh yes vadey keep spinning ah yea fuck hard harder HARDER”
Vader : I’ll try spinning that’s a good trick
Ah yes spinning sex
You guys must had a really fun time making the title