More Advice for Beginner Metalheads
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2024
- Chris returns to teach you more lessons on how to stop being a poser and act like a real metalhead. www.jhofffilms.com for PATCHES
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Political alcoholic thrash metal=Megadeth
Yeah but, in the 80's, then after 2004 it is Political christian thrash metal.
I don’t know which of those two I like more
In the video he held a toxik patch, but still acurate
@@hanswurst6864
I do.
sounds like America 🦅🦅
Ripped a bowl? Shit. They got me.
If there is no beer in heaven, i'm not going up.
Bowl and beer
“Do not say one bad word about Cliff”
See what happens.
Honestly though, what could you even say against cliff?
Squidward's Testicles make an edgy bus joke
FlipperDoigt703 looks like he got in a bass accident
(I love Cliff, pls don’t kill me)
FlipperDoigt703 true, although that obviously wasn’t his fault, so it still isn’t really anything bad about him
Basically this is how to conform to a culture of anti conformity
I never thought about it like that
*shots fired*
in order to be nonconformist, you have to conform to a very specific set of rules, and if you don’t, you’ll have to be murdered. :)
Anti-conformity actually means deliberately doing the opposite of what's popular. So the term "anti-conformist culture" is an oxymoron. What you are thinking of is non-conformity, which sadly can't be made into a culture - you'd have to somehow make a culture without any traditions, or common opinions or..... Basically without any traits of culture.
That's the whole problem with metal, punk and any other alt culture - it's impossible to stay true to the idea.
"send those Sabaton T-shirts back to Finland. It's over. rip trivium"😂
hell yeah im getting free sabaton shirts 🤘
I didnt understand the rip trivium part
@@stefanos2430 ikr, TSATS was soooo good
Hehe I'll guess I'll get some tees hehe hee
Suomi mainittu! Torilla tavataan!
I agree with not making fun of cliff and if you do eat some lead
cliff is dead lmao
@@rubenskarsmoen576 what does it matter if he's passed or alive?
not lead, uranium
@@linz_ripped_gutz yes
I cant believe Chris caught every patch lmao
Man loves metal he won't let any of his favorite bands fall
Chris is getting big and swole!
Those bicep veins be poppin!
not gonna lie thats like the best profile pic ive seen
Pedro Matos 5:53
@@antonorre9125 Yep he is definitely on roids, THE ROIDS OF THRASHHHH
@@corkomaster4837 Thanks man , It's from the art work of scream bloddy gore
You can make fun of anyone in Metallica except for Cliff and Jason Newsted.
the only ones I don't like in Metallica r lars and Kirk aside from that James, cliff, and Jason r cool
being a poor student really sucks. I already spent everything on concerts, so no bullet belts
Fight for one in the pit ;)
@@Freyja_M4106 INtO thE PiT🤘
concerts > bullet belts, sorry jhoff
Bro, if you're an American student you can get a bullet belt for free
I'm european
I always thought that Chris kinda looks like a tree.
Chris is embodiment of Treebeard from Lord of the rings.
OMFL😂😂
Metalocalypse reference??
Plot twist: Cliff is jesus, I mean, just look at him
Advice for beginning metalheads - Listen to what you want, don't listen to people on the internet and don't go in the pit if you're scare to get hit.
Hey Chris what laundry detergent do you use
Bläck
Should've asked him where he buys it as well lol
Bold of you to assume that he washes his clothes
Most likely with beer.
Finally someone who hates Game of Thrones
I never watched a single episode and managed to not know anything of it.
Same
Fuck Game Of Thrones. Been saying The Walking Dead is better for years.. Nothing on GoT was ever as gory as the Lucille scene, no matter what the fanboys say.
Will miss that series...
Because while my family was watching that I went outside and calmly lighted a joint
Seen one or two episodes, boring shit
SO MANY VIDEOS IN A WEEK. WHAT DID YOU DO TO JHOFFFILMS? XD
I was here at 666 likes
Kirk Hammet was an Exodus guitarist why do you hate him?
He didn't say he hated him, he just said it was acceptable to make fun of him :p
"was"
Frickin Slayer Flippin Exodus
That background music is fucking awesome
@Not Strange it's beautifull!
I like it too, which band & song is it?
I heard the joke about mount pleasant cemetery and I spat my drink
insantrum1247 their is a town a few towns away that has a mount pleasant cemetery
Do a video about bullets belts, like where to get them and different types
Just go to an army surplus store
@@brodiecalvert8149 thank you, but I got one now
Just go on ebay and find one you like then wait a whole week for it dude thats what i do
Just go to Chicago
Just go to any american high schools
Very smart Metalhead advices from Chris.🤘😎
Sabatton genuinely are shit.
''Don't Say one bad thing about Cliff'' Cliff is
THE BEST BASSIST OF ALL TIME
When people like rap in your class and your the only one to be a metalhead
0:32
Lord of Chaos was an OK movie that had a lot of good movie aspects to it in some areas and it did had a bit of an indie feel for the first 10mins.
As a BLACK METAL movie it was crap that felt like it was talking down to the viewer.
The book was an interesting read, but that doesn't necessarily translate to a move.
it's been a while since someone said "where's karpizzle?"
i'm in the process of growing my hair for almost a year pls senpai excuse me for my weakness, i shaleth be wortheth one dayeth
Everybody starts somewhere hon. :)
Fekken Slayer!!!
@@Freyja_M4106 thx :) fekken slayer mah dudes
I've been growing my hair out for about a year and a half, and only now it's reaching shoulder-length...
Then again, my hair IS curly (not too curly thankfully), so it appears shorter than it actually is.
I go to a Catholic school I'm not allowed to have long hair
you kinda look like Øystein (Euronymous) Aarseth
Invicta is one of my favorite bands now thanks to you guys \m/ , checked them out from your earlier videos
Same here. Just ordered their cds
Lucas Hawkins yes halls of extinction is one of the best albums of 2019 for me it's unique
You got my sub. I'd love to hear your Ten Commandments of Metal (Thou shalt not speak one bad word about Cliff), seven deadly sins of metal, etc.
Thou shalt not call Ghost BC metal
I'm 15 can u give advice on young metalheads
Evil Dead is my favorite Horror Franchise as well!
Mines would be the saw movies.
it was my favorite as a kid and i guess it still is since i don't watch much horror because i find the genre really cheesy
but i can still recite scenes from the evil dead movies because i would watch them over and over lmao
That motorhead banner makes me really happy
Same
Makes me wet ;)
It was a gift from Lemmy 😈
H&m got good denim tho
When you actually were ripping the bowl when you clicked the video lmaooo
Chris....The angel of beer
*sees Aeon back patches*
Me : *NUTS UNCONTROLLABLY*
No wonder the comments are sticky
New life motto: "do the fuck you want, but don't you fucking dare to say a bad word about Cliff"
😂
I'm a lady metalhead and I salute you good sir :D
Hej, so am I
Saame
My name is Ruth and i am lady metalhead too thats all i had to say
Me four! \m/
haven't even watched the vid yet but ily guys especially chris
SLAYER
FEKKEN SLAYER!!!
I was playing blood red by SLAYER on my guitar while watching this 🤘🏻
"I saw the first season and it was really boring." THANK YOU!!!!! I barely made it through the first season, and everyone is all, "you gotta keep going." Nah.
I think bullet belts are illegal where I live.
Like, seriously??
What if you got a Ride the Lightning shirt from a thrift shop for like $1
3:37 Everyone except Cliff and Kirk. Kirk formed Exodus.
And Dave mustaine
Yeah and then fucking left for mainstream metallica
I’m too poor to buy anymore patches :(
You gotta be really fucking poor then
First comment in two years let's go
That's what I always say make fun of Metallica but not cliff Burton hes the man
If you don't have a picture of Cliff Burton, Jeff Hanneman, Chuck Schuldiner or Dimebag Darrel that you pray to every night before bed then we can't be friends.
A guy walked past me and did the 🤘 to me when I was wearing a guns n roses shirt, that made my day
I’m probably going to get Bashed for this but I actually think Ghost is actually half Decent
Chris is giving me some serious hair envy right now. And I'm a girl. I am now sad.
At least my hair is blue. Sort of makes up for it.
I just realised that he has 3 Fs in his name... F is the 6th letter of the alphabet... FFF=666... well this explains the name (imma most probably be considered as a retard after people seing this comment😂)
Are you a beginner?
No
Did you clicked on the video?
Yes
Now in not growin my hair out. But my beard, now that's an idea.
......... (Ive come back ti edit...)
I've seen someone's hair get caught in a rotor cleanin lathe before. They had ti be rushed to the ambulance. It fucked em up pretty bad.) Hair (and beards to) can also get caught in a hammer drill, Angle grinder, drill press, band saw, believe it or not an impact wrench, car lift, and several other things that I use pretty often. U can catch u hair on fire to. (Welding is Wat made me think of that) so yea i don't wanna die. Or have my hair folocules rupture, if that's possible. I'll keep it cut military style as I've always done. And my beard down to a goatee or sideburns as always
This man wears two belts lol
Ha man I am a metalhead from Canada. It's time for a metal nickname. So if you can come up with name. Great.
I just like listening metal and rock music and don't like something another, but i should be a metalhead
i found moist criticals secret metal head channel
Just a tip for if your growing your hair at one point when growing your hair your gonna get to a really ugly bit while growing your hair so when you get to that bit carry on growing your hair cause it will get better
These videos starting popping up in my feed as I was exploring symphonic metal and other subgenres and I'm not upset.
Sabaton is swedish 😂 an they are pretty awasome
Always have a key clip with a bottle opener on you.lolC u my longhair friend SkinHead Al
1:51 Live every day like it's a fucking horror movie.
I will actually miss Game of Thrones :(
Because while my family set themselfs on the tv I went outside to light a joint
Lmaoooo atta boy.
Why would your family watch GOT together?
I buy all my clothes from hot topic Slipnot is my favorite brand!!!
I dont wanna be that asshole but its slipknot. Also, dont bash them bc without phycosocial I wouldn't listen to metal without the mainstream nu metal : )
Chris is a fucking legend!!😈🤘Chris gives me inspiration, FUCKING SLAYER!
LOL I dont have got long hair, but I got a "metal" Mullet. haha
4:16 4:16 4:16 4:16 WHAT DID SABATON DO? AND SABATON IS SWEDISH! FINLAND DOESNT EXIST!
I Never seen game of thrones 💪🏽 proud 🖕🏾
I won't even joke about Cliff around my friends. I'm too scared to even risk being thrown... under the bus.
That's not funny. Not now, not ever.
Freaking love Motörhead
Yeah, R.I.P. Trivium, the Ascendancy days will never be forgotten
I dont giva a fuck aboot game of thrones lol
Hair goals! please never change
Just ordered both Jhofffilms patches \m/
Thanks for the metalhead advice. Horror movies are life \m/
Horror movies are the best movies...
Reminder that putting hot sauce on pizza is metal as fuck
Love you chris
I am flabbergasted, yes, flabbergasted by the amount of patches chris has.
Whats is a waschan mashine ore what its called
Rippin a bowl for Chris n Jhoff cause they don’t judge 🤘🏼
Cheston Moore me too
When you wanna grow your hair but your ftm trans 😔🦵
Cliff ❤️
We all make fun of each other but let’s be honest we don’t actually hate each other we’re just poking fun at each other.
I guess Chris will love me, cuz I don't even know what Hot Topic is.
Neither do I, but I keep hearing people talking about it though.
Cliff burton is god and his name shall not be mentioned in vain. Nor blasphimazed by filthy peasents
Where did you bought that warbringer back patch from at 2:30 I can't seem to find it
nice shirt thats their best ablum
Love how y’all started off with Halls Of Extinction
I bet this guy listens to Attila
If you're convincing your friends to drink beer, it's not called peer pressure man, that is some straight up beer pressure!
That's a sexy motörhead flag you have there
Flag
It sure is.
Wow dude u r really metal
Nice little Woods of Ypres reference.
I can’t watch horror movies because I sometimes get scared of my own shadow. Horror movies would just make me physically break. I watched mirrors once and was terrified of my own reflection, then I started being scared of my own shadow. I probably need therapy.