I'm a 41 year-old metal-head. Listening to metal since I was 13, but now I dress like a normie. Classy clothes, etc. You wouldn't tell. Metal is in the heart, forever.
A dude I know calls me a poser just because I cannot remember song names, even though I listen to: Tool, trivium, tyr, sabaton, slipknot, bloodhound, alestorm, slayer etc
Reminds me of the following "fun metal" song: th-cam.com/video/h1rwjlLVeVw/w-d-xo.html Original lyrics: www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/jbo/die_scheiyae-lyrics-387060.html English lyrics (translated by myself - I apologize for shitty wording): Already for thousands of years and naturally today aswell Innocents get blamelessly abused as scapegoats Occurs in the life of a human a morose mishap Is the spontaneous reaction usually a faecal expletive Yet no one is thinking about what he is actually using there Whose name he is besmirching The poor shit is the victim Because it is her that we decry When we apply her good name For all bad things around here A lot of people take Her almost daily in their mouth And that rarely for honorable reason! Already from the inception of mankind, practically since we exist She is probably the most peaceful that we humans produce See how she is soft and nonviolent, of modest nature When she is curling up beneath us In the most subservient manner She is supposed to express for us, what angers and is failing us But is getting pressed out by ourselves The poor shit is the victim Because it is her that we decry When we apply her good name For all bad things around here And never is listed in the diary She is supposed to express our curse! The poor SHIT - has never done anything to anyone The poor SHIT - is always putting herself last SHIT - shits in the woods the capercaillie cock SHIT - shits even the pope in the Vatican The poor SHIT - is the swansong of food SHIT - sometimes short, sometimes metres long The poor SHIT - is never the hero in the hospital novel The poor SHIT - rather say "mad cow disease" instead!
@Danny Dircio anyone who calls themselves a metal head and gets offended over "sexist" lyrics needs to have their metal card revoked immediately. Metal should never be PC, it goes against everything that the genre stands for.
Duuuude! Chris thanks again for having me on this hilarious episode! Wow congrats on 200K+ views on this! Wishing you and Stef the best in your new home! 🙏🏽🖤🤘🏽
YUK FOO Yeah my poor as fuck friend saved up for a jacket for like a couple months, and since it had a small outline of an AR-15 he had to take it off. But it was a joke, I don’t go to elementary school
When these skits of yours hit, they really hit. Definitely one of the better (and more clever) ones. And, look, it's Brad from Banger TV! Had you gotten Blayne, he could have done his C-3PO imitation.. And that's "metal," right? Umm... yeah, sure. Anyhoo, good stuff.
As a dude that listens to everything from Avenged Sevenfold to Cattle Decapitation, Death, Slayer, Behemoth, Cannibal Corpse, Meshuggah and Dying Fetus, I associate myself with that last guy.
Each of your videos on metalheads insults the way I'm a metalhead and still I love you videos! They are great! Though, guys I think I have Stockholm syndrome...
Thanks for inviting me to join in on this my dudes, video turned out great!
I WASNT EXPECTING TO SEE YOU HERE NIC
BUT NIK... YOU ARENT *M E T A L*
You aren't metal, just extremely quick to post Guitar covers after new songs drop
Nik, I wasnt expecting that cameo at all lmao
Nice fucking pit vipers dude
Damn y'all gonna get copyrighted for that master of puppets lmao
Thats not exodus
Nah
Nik Nocturnal did that riff
Fair use.
it isn't Metallica's recording its a cover or sum
I'm a 41 year-old metal-head. Listening to metal since I was 13, but now I dress like a normie. Classy clothes, etc. You wouldn't tell. Metal is in the heart, forever.
Booming really be like that
sometimes I do, sometimes I dont. Sometimes I even listen to pop music :D
“I dont know why im trying to prove myself to some random Thrash dude” LOL
A legitimate question I'm still asking myself!
A dude I know calls me a poser just because I cannot remember song names, even though I listen to: Tool, trivium, tyr, sabaton, slipknot, bloodhound, alestorm, slayer etc
lol!
PopGabe nah I think he calls u a poser cos of ur music taste man, none of those bands are exodus
I was the 420th like
“I like your flip flops”
“Thank you”
“I didn’t know you were into toes as well”
Legends say he’s still holding the yolk
Some poser: Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover ever
Jhoff: hold my beer
That little kiss on the cheek in the beginning lol!
This video is good. So underrated. It made me laugh, specially when Nic Nocturnal showed up because I also think he doesn't ''look'' metal.
@Pol Grau but he actually isn't metal?
Simon H. The fuck you mean?
@@simonh.3148 Yes he is
"Kirk Omlet"
Sad you didn't put "Seek and Destroy all posers". Also, Master of Puppets. 🤘❤
As a vegetarian metal head that does't drink beer or smoke, I'm glad to know Chris still thinks we can be metal.
Geezer Butler has been vegan since the 60s, and he was one of the creators of metal.
@@adamaksoy4169 and cannibal corpses drummer is also a vegetarian and they are metal as fuck
@@adamaksoy4169 are you related to turkic people? your surname is turkic but we do not use adam.
Like Hitler!
gordonbill I’m Assyrian, but my family lived in turkey many years ago, they adopted Turkish surnames under the law in the 30s
can we appreciate that chris stepping down the stairs synced with master of puppets
That dude has hair so awesome I can't properly praise it enough.
Which one? There are plenty of hairy dudes!
@@AggressiveTendencies Jhofffilms.
Metal gives you awesome hair. It is known.
"Pooping can be metal..." 😂
Reminds me of the following "fun metal" song: th-cam.com/video/h1rwjlLVeVw/w-d-xo.html
Original lyrics: www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/jbo/die_scheiyae-lyrics-387060.html
English lyrics (translated by myself - I apologize for shitty wording):
Already for thousands of years and naturally today aswell
Innocents get blamelessly abused as scapegoats
Occurs in the life of a human a morose mishap
Is the spontaneous reaction usually a faecal expletive
Yet no one is thinking about what he is actually using there
Whose name he is besmirching
The poor shit is the victim
Because it is her that we decry
When we apply her good name
For all bad things around here
A lot of people take
Her almost daily in their mouth
And that rarely for honorable reason!
Already from the inception of mankind, practically since we exist
She is probably the most peaceful that we humans produce
See how she is soft and nonviolent, of modest nature
When she is curling up beneath us
In the most subservient manner
She is supposed to express for us, what angers and is failing us
But is getting pressed out by ourselves
The poor shit is the victim
Because it is her that we decry
When we apply her good name
For all bad things around here
And never is listed in the diary
She is supposed to express our curse!
The poor SHIT - has never done anything to anyone
The poor SHIT - is always putting herself last
SHIT - shits in the woods the capercaillie cock
SHIT - shits even the pope in the Vatican
The poor SHIT - is the swansong of food
SHIT - sometimes short, sometimes metres long
The poor SHIT - is never the hero in the hospital novel
The poor SHIT - rather say "mad cow disease" instead!
Which will come out first, the next Jhoff video or the Tool album?
Jhoff wins this time
nice profile pic you have there😂
@@grapetape9753 Thanks!
0:50 seek and destroy would’ve been the perfect song \M/ \M/
Dude Nik made a cameo at the end that's awesome. Sad that he wasn't metal though haha.
Brad from BangerTV? And Nik Nocturnal? Lol
Danny Dircio 😧
@Danny Dircio anyone who calls themselves a metal head and gets offended over "sexist" lyrics needs to have their metal card revoked immediately. Metal should never be PC, it goes against everything that the genre stands for.
0:40 *Lars Ulrich wants to know your location*
Probably trying to find a good drummer 😂
Lol how original
I just finished watching this and now im getting goolgle ads for metal detectors.
i wish the box said "Seek and Destroy all posers!"
This was so fun to do! Thanks for having me! This is awesome 🤘
Happy Birthday dude! \m/
Thanks for being a part of it!
@@AggressiveTendencies you are welcome!
@@Elliemcel thank you! 🖤
Astaroth Incarnate that name sounds like an band name. You a band?
“thats not Exodus” brilliant
Baloff signed the package with a R.I.P. to himself. 😂 R.I.P. indeed.
Cattle decapitation started as a vegan metal band. I love the irony lol
MT Infinity they still are pretty militant vegans.
Duuuude! Chris thanks again for having me on this hilarious episode! Wow congrats on 200K+ views on this! Wishing you and Stef the best in your new home! 🙏🏽🖤🤘🏽
Y- y- yo-yo- you don´t drink like, beer beer?
Lost it
The part where Nik Nocturnal walked out was the best and had me laughing
My elementary school took away my bullet belt and my Amazon Mayhem T shirt😭😭
wtf ?!
I'd be pissed. Break in and steal it back
My mom doesn't allow me to wear Obituary or Death or anything like that to school because people are touchy.
twisted wolf legacy It was a joke, that’s why I said elementary school. It wasn’t a clear joke but yeah
YUK FOO Yeah my poor as fuck friend saved up for a jacket for like a couple months, and since it had a small outline of an AR-15 he had to take it off. But it was a joke, I don’t go to elementary school
What the frick
my dude lost weight
He no more thicc
Oh no
he forgot to say “no homo”
"That's not Exodus" 😂 i spit out my beer goddamnit
That’s a sick exodus shirt dude!
Lol Nik Nocturnal doesn't meet Baloff standards xD
Because he isn't metal
0:16 it should say "Seek and destroy all posers".
Imagine using this detector on Jesus
"Bruh ur legit to be Satan's son"
Jesus: "bruh......cool 💀🎸"
Yesssss a new video absolutely love Chris 😂🥰🥰🥰🤘🏾🤘🏾
4:10 this whole scene was such a specific bit, but hilarious
New title of the next video with bmww:
"The Poser Disposer"
The ad to this was the whole nero forte video.. I headbanged like a mother *censored*
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT ... that guy... FROM ... that canadian youtube channel that does reviews ON THIS OMG THIS IS AMAZING, I LOVE THAT GUY SO MUCH
Damn, the cameos. The Nick Nocturnal one killed me
"Slayer man Spittin Rain" lol fucking hilarious.
Please make a part two!!!!!!
This was so funny to watch!!!!
1:13 What MetallicA said to Dave Mustaine before kicking him out.
Can confirm...uhall did leave with out me to new yolk
Wow Chris really got in shape
"This is a weird looking telephone" I agree
nik is such an underrated youtuber.
6:33 The way the grass popped into his mouth 😂😂😂
It's not if they say that they like Metallica, it's what they say after that
Great video and awesome to see Brad from Banger TV here :D
Much love man!
U love metal
U love comic books
U are perfect
“Is this your favorite wall to stand on?”
I felt attacked by that statement but maybe it’s because we’re METAL!
Do more collabs, these are like the 2 best metal channels combined!
Oh...this takes me back to my middle school days.
When these skits of yours hit, they really hit. Definitely one of the better (and more clever) ones. And, look, it's Brad from Banger TV! Had you gotten Blayne, he could have done his C-3PO imitation.. And that's "metal," right? Umm... yeah, sure. Anyhoo, good stuff.
RIP Baloff
I went into this video expecting to roll my eyes, but the ending saved it.
0:56 Corey Taylor is that you?
The hockey guy played his part so well 😂😂😂
also what lamb of god album was on the dudes head, I WANT TO KNOW
Steve Steve Steve Steve don’t have that album . Will buy it
As a metal drummer I can confirm this is how we recognize who else is metal
I’m not even a metalhead, why can’t I stop watching his videos
I’ve been waiting for this video all week!
That cathartic demise shirt tho 😳🤤🤤
4:06 BRAD FROM THE BANGER HANGER!!!! Met him at a show, great guy.
"don't worry the u-haul's not gonna leave new york without u"😂😂😂
4:47 he looks so pissed 😂
As a dude that listens to everything from Avenged Sevenfold to Cattle Decapitation, Death, Slayer, Behemoth, Cannibal Corpse, Meshuggah and Dying Fetus, I associate myself with that last guy.
So glad Nik was here😂
That's how I found a sabaton in my backyard.
"Look I've got some Carnage books on the toilet. You want to go play battle shits and read comics?" Lmao i love Chris
Cracked an egg in his hand and kissed him on the cheek I'm fucking dead😭😭😭
Yo, was that Nik?!? I love his channel.
''wtf are you'' hahahaha
The best crossover in youtube history
This channel always makes me laugh. Great job. 🤣
Chris the Metal detector and the poser disposer.
Jimmy Gray Plus the daddy of thrash
@Danny Dircio Been busy working so I haven't been making TH-cam videos in a while.
@@bennyboi9681 Yes, indeed.
"I catch you at a show issa moshpit ting. On sight, still."
"Oh sweet, crutons."
Cheers from Romania !!!
🍻
Each of your videos on metalheads insults the way I'm a metalhead and still I love you videos! They are great! Though, guys I think I have Stockholm syndrome...
"Why'd you steal my bandana??" Lol
4:06
I laughed way more than I should have
SPITTING RAIIIN
"Loads and Reloads" lmao
3:27 that was so satisfying
Love how this ice coming form a dude with a bullet belt 😂
"What the f*** are you?" 😂
0:28 open was metal af \m/
"What the fuck are you?" HAHAH that cracked me
“Fuckin slayer man spit and rain” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
SLAYER
What you do for living
Me:basically just living
Puppets has never scared me before, but I JUMPED. I'm not metal enough then I guess
I loved this😍 me next 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻😂💜🖤
Meet the Heavy Metal Dude
3:16 The most Canadian exchange ever.
Papa Dunn!!!