I'm a 41 year-old metal-head. Listening to metal since I was 13, but now I dress like a normie. Classy clothes, etc. You wouldn't tell. Metal is in the heart, forever.
A dude I know calls me a poser just because I cannot remember song names, even though I listen to: Tool, trivium, tyr, sabaton, slipknot, bloodhound, alestorm, slayer etc
@Danny Dircio anyone who calls themselves a metal head and gets offended over "sexist" lyrics needs to have their metal card revoked immediately. Metal should never be PC, it goes against everything that the genre stands for.
Reminds me of the following "fun metal" song: th-cam.com/video/h1rwjlLVeVw/w-d-xo.html Original lyrics: www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/jbo/die_scheiyae-lyrics-387060.html English lyrics (translated by myself - I apologize for shitty wording): Already for thousands of years and naturally today aswell Innocents get blamelessly abused as scapegoats Occurs in the life of a human a morose mishap Is the spontaneous reaction usually a faecal expletive Yet no one is thinking about what he is actually using there Whose name he is besmirching The poor shit is the victim Because it is her that we decry When we apply her good name For all bad things around here A lot of people take Her almost daily in their mouth And that rarely for honorable reason! Already from the inception of mankind, practically since we exist She is probably the most peaceful that we humans produce See how she is soft and nonviolent, of modest nature When she is curling up beneath us In the most subservient manner She is supposed to express for us, what angers and is failing us But is getting pressed out by ourselves The poor shit is the victim Because it is her that we decry When we apply her good name For all bad things around here And never is listed in the diary She is supposed to express our curse! The poor SHIT - has never done anything to anyone The poor SHIT - is always putting herself last SHIT - shits in the woods the capercaillie cock SHIT - shits even the pope in the Vatican The poor SHIT - is the swansong of food SHIT - sometimes short, sometimes metres long The poor SHIT - is never the hero in the hospital novel The poor SHIT - rather say "mad cow disease" instead!
YUK FOO Yeah my poor as fuck friend saved up for a jacket for like a couple months, and since it had a small outline of an AR-15 he had to take it off. But it was a joke, I don’t go to elementary school
Duuuude! Chris thanks again for having me on this hilarious episode! Wow congrats on 200K+ views on this! Wishing you and Stef the best in your new home! 🙏🏽🖤🤘🏽
Each of your videos on metalheads insults the way I'm a metalhead and still I love you videos! They are great! Though, guys I think I have Stockholm syndrome...
@Danny Dircio I'm a girl who's into metal.. Even in thrash metal band (lead guitarist and Co-lyricist) I'm assuming your just trying to be funny and not sexist
Hi new metalhead here just wanna let you now you know bc of you I've started making my kutte ( Im german and dont know the english word for it ) and I wanted thank you
As a dude that listens to everything from Avenged Sevenfold to Cattle Decapitation, Death, Slayer, Behemoth, Cannibal Corpse, Meshuggah and Dying Fetus, I associate myself with that last guy.
When these skits of yours hit, they really hit. Definitely one of the better (and more clever) ones. And, look, it's Brad from Banger TV! Had you gotten Blayne, he could have done his C-3PO imitation.. And that's "metal," right? Umm... yeah, sure. Anyhoo, good stuff.
I'm autistic and do not look like a metal head appearance wise at all, yet I listen to some Gojira, Periphery, Epica, Seventh Wonder, Tesseract, Killswitch Engage, and countless other bands. I've seemed to stay away from the metal community because I don't like every type of metal there is. I feel like too much gate keeping / toxic behavior would turn me off to my greatest escape in life.
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Damn y'all gonna get copyrighted for that master of puppets lmao
Thats not exodus
Nah
Nik Nocturnal did that riff
Fair use.
it isn't Metallica's recording its a cover or sum
Cracked an egg in his hand and kissed him on the cheek I'm fucking dead😭😭😭
"Oh sweet, crutons."
I'm Pentecostal on the outside,
but I'm Metal on the inside
Lmao i really didn't expect to see nick hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
Papa Dunn!!!
Power up!! Bleeep bleeep bleeep!! My comment is M E T A L ! !
I fucking love you guys
Butt what log album
2:38 Herman Li is very tanned :D
Do a how to cook skata mai reganei
I had souvlaki after the slayer concert in athens
Fucking Exodus!!!!!!
Thanks for inviting me to join in on this my dudes, video turned out great!
I WASNT EXPECTING TO SEE YOU HERE NIC
BUT NIK... YOU ARENT *M E T A L*
You aren't metal, just extremely quick to post Guitar covers after new songs drop
Nik, I wasnt expecting that cameo at all lmao
Nice fucking pit vipers dude
“I like your flip flops”
“Thank you”
“I didn’t know you were into toes as well”
I'm a 41 year-old metal-head. Listening to metal since I was 13, but now I dress like a normie. Classy clothes, etc. You wouldn't tell. Metal is in the heart, forever.
Booming really be like that
sometimes I do, sometimes I dont. Sometimes I even listen to pop music :D
“I dont know why im trying to prove myself to some random Thrash dude” LOL
A legitimate question I'm still asking myself!
A dude I know calls me a poser just because I cannot remember song names, even though I listen to: Tool, trivium, tyr, sabaton, slipknot, bloodhound, alestorm, slayer etc
lol!
PopGabe nah I think he calls u a poser cos of ur music taste man, none of those bands are exodus
I was the 420th like
Legends say he’s still holding the yolk
Some poser: Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover ever
Jhoff: hold my beer
As a vegetarian metal head that does't drink beer or smoke, I'm glad to know Chris still thinks we can be metal.
Geezer Butler has been vegan since the 60s, and he was one of the creators of metal.
@@adamaksoy4169 and cannibal corpses drummer is also a vegetarian and they are metal as fuck
@@adamaksoy4169 are you related to turkic people? your surname is turkic but we do not use adam.
Like Hitler!
gordonbill I’m Assyrian, but my family lived in turkey many years ago, they adopted Turkish surnames under the law in the 30s
This video is good. So underrated. It made me laugh, specially when Nic Nocturnal showed up because I also think he doesn't ''look'' metal.
@Pol Grau but he actually isn't metal?
Simon H. The fuck you mean?
@@simonh.3148 Yes he is
Sad you didn't put "Seek and Destroy all posers". Also, Master of Puppets. 🤘❤
Trey GC, this is sad but true
It is ONE of the opportunities he missed
No remorse is the 1 command
That little kiss on the cheek in the beginning lol!
"Kirk Omlet"
Which will come out first, the next Jhoff video or the Tool album?
Jhoff wins this time
nice profile pic you have there😂
@@grapetape9753 Thanks!
Elsa Hartmann rogerooo
Brad from BangerTV? And Nik Nocturnal? Lol
Danny Dircio 😧
@Danny Dircio anyone who calls themselves a metal head and gets offended over "sexist" lyrics needs to have their metal card revoked immediately. Metal should never be PC, it goes against everything that the genre stands for.
0:40 *Lars Ulrich wants to know your location*
Probably trying to find a good drummer 😂
Lol how original
"Pooping can be metal..." 😂
Reminds me of the following "fun metal" song: th-cam.com/video/h1rwjlLVeVw/w-d-xo.html
Original lyrics: www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/jbo/die_scheiyae-lyrics-387060.html
English lyrics (translated by myself - I apologize for shitty wording):
Already for thousands of years and naturally today aswell
Innocents get blamelessly abused as scapegoats
Occurs in the life of a human a morose mishap
Is the spontaneous reaction usually a faecal expletive
Yet no one is thinking about what he is actually using there
Whose name he is besmirching
The poor shit is the victim
Because it is her that we decry
When we apply her good name
For all bad things around here
A lot of people take
Her almost daily in their mouth
And that rarely for honorable reason!
Already from the inception of mankind, practically since we exist
She is probably the most peaceful that we humans produce
See how she is soft and nonviolent, of modest nature
When she is curling up beneath us
In the most subservient manner
She is supposed to express for us, what angers and is failing us
But is getting pressed out by ourselves
The poor shit is the victim
Because it is her that we decry
When we apply her good name
For all bad things around here
And never is listed in the diary
She is supposed to express our curse!
The poor SHIT - has never done anything to anyone
The poor SHIT - is always putting herself last
SHIT - shits in the woods the capercaillie cock
SHIT - shits even the pope in the Vatican
The poor SHIT - is the swansong of food
SHIT - sometimes short, sometimes metres long
The poor SHIT - is never the hero in the hospital novel
The poor SHIT - rather say "mad cow disease" instead!
0:50 seek and destroy would’ve been the perfect song \M/ \M/
Dude Nik made a cameo at the end that's awesome. Sad that he wasn't metal though haha.
What the frick
my dude lost weight
He no more thicc
Oh no
Imagine using this detector on Jesus
"Bruh ur legit to be Satan's son"
Jesus: "bruh......cool 💀🎸"
I just finished watching this and now im getting goolgle ads for metal detectors.
Cattle decapitation started as a vegan metal band. I love the irony lol
MT Infinity they still are pretty militant vegans.
My elementary school took away my bullet belt and my Amazon Mayhem T shirt😭😭
wtf ?!
I'd be pissed. Break in and steal it back
My mom doesn't allow me to wear Obituary or Death or anything like that to school because people are touchy.
twisted wolf legacy It was a joke, that’s why I said elementary school. It wasn’t a clear joke but yeah
YUK FOO Yeah my poor as fuck friend saved up for a jacket for like a couple months, and since it had a small outline of an AR-15 he had to take it off. But it was a joke, I don’t go to elementary school
Lol Nik Nocturnal doesn't meet Baloff standards xD
Because he isn't metal
That dude has hair so awesome I can't properly praise it enough.
Which one? There are plenty of hairy dudes!
@@AggressiveTendencies Jhofffilms.
Metal gives you awesome hair. It is known.
can we appreciate that chris stepping down the stairs synced with master of puppets
It's not if they say that they like Metallica, it's what they say after that
Y- y- yo-yo- you don´t drink like, beer beer?
Lost it
That’s a sick exodus shirt dude!
i wish the box said "Seek and Destroy all posers!"
0:56 Corey Taylor is that you?
Baloff signed the package with a R.I.P. to himself. 😂 R.I.P. indeed.
1:13 What MetallicA said to Dave Mustaine before kicking him out.
Can confirm...uhall did leave with out me to new yolk
he forgot to say “no homo”
New title of the next video with bmww:
"The Poser Disposer"
0:16 it should say "Seek and destroy all posers".
This was so fun to do! Thanks for having me! This is awesome 🤘
Happy Birthday dude! \m/
Thanks for being a part of it!
@@AggressiveTendencies you are welcome!
@@Elliemcel thank you! 🖤
Astaroth Incarnate that name sounds like an band name. You a band?
also what lamb of god album was on the dudes head, I WANT TO KNOW
Steve Steve Steve Steve don’t have that album . Will buy it
The part where Nik Nocturnal walked out was the best and had me laughing
Duuuude! Chris thanks again for having me on this hilarious episode! Wow congrats on 200K+ views on this! Wishing you and Stef the best in your new home! 🙏🏽🖤🤘🏽
Yesssss a new video absolutely love Chris 😂🥰🥰🥰🤘🏾🤘🏾
I wish I have this Metal Detector 😂 My senior at school, Cahill, he is a Kpop fan and yet he is UNWORTHY for wearing a Slipknot jacket 🙄🙄
RIP Baloff
Exodus!
Each of your videos on metalheads insults the way I'm a metalhead and still I love you videos! They are great! Though, guys I think I have Stockholm syndrome...
The ad to this was the whole nero forte video.. I headbanged like a mother *censored*
"That's not Exodus" 😂 i spit out my beer goddamnit
U love metal
U love comic books
U are perfect
4:10 this whole scene was such a specific bit, but hilarious
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT ... that guy... FROM ... that canadian youtube channel that does reviews ON THIS OMG THIS IS AMAZING, I LOVE THAT GUY SO MUCH
“thats not Exodus” brilliant
That blonde girl is so cute whats her @
She's not metal apparently... 🤣
Weirdo
@@SuicideRedemption thanks!
@Danny Dircio I'm a girl who's into metal.. Even in thrash metal band (lead guitarist and Co-lyricist)
I'm assuming your just trying to be funny and not sexist
I’m 13 so I can’t drink beer 😭😭😭, but I do really like root bear, does that count?
😂felt, I’m 16 and I drink Monster and red bull
Im 14 and like dr pepper😭
Damn, the cameos. The Nick Nocturnal one killed me
I would be hella mad if someone didn't know one Kreator song.
Satan is real
@@watwrongwichu2578 nah like if some poser wore a Kreator shirt.
@@morbidapple5794 oh
@@watwrongwichu2578 like a real Kreator song, not their last videoclip
UNDER THE GUILLOTINE!!
Hi new metalhead here just wanna let you now you know bc of you I've started making my kutte ( Im german and dont know the english word for it ) and I wanted thank you
iDragg in English it’s called a battle jacket/battle vest
ok thx trying to remember when I"m sober
I LOVE THIS!
As a dude that listens to everything from Avenged Sevenfold to Cattle Decapitation, Death, Slayer, Behemoth, Cannibal Corpse, Meshuggah and Dying Fetus, I associate myself with that last guy.
Scan me Korn did a little Shred on
The devil went down to Gerogia
Does that count ?????????
When these skits of yours hit, they really hit. Definitely one of the better (and more clever) ones. And, look, it's Brad from Banger TV! Had you gotten Blayne, he could have done his C-3PO imitation.. And that's "metal," right? Umm... yeah, sure. Anyhoo, good stuff.
The poser guy has the same shirt that karpizzle said wasn’t metal in the how to be a thrash metal vocalist
That cathartic demise shirt tho 😳🤤🤤
why on the first guy he put egg on his hands?
Is Chris Baloff secretly??
Maybe Chris is a reincarnation of Baloff...
Wow Chris really got in shape
I propose a more accurate title for this video:
*'Closeted frustrated gay man lives out his sexual grope fantasies'*
chris you looking a bit sun burnt bro?
Its not funny.... the poser wear hat!!! I never have wear a hat!!!
That's how I found a sabaton in my backyard.
It’s so funny cause all of the “hard” elitist dudes in the US always wear black vans n think they’re so kvlt 😂😂😂
Dude, i wanna be friends with you! We can talk metal day and night!
It woulda been funny if the Maple Leafs guy had like a Toxic Holocaust or a GG Alin shirt under his jersey.
are you guys from Toronto? Definitely.
where's karpizzle
Chris the Metal detector and the poser disposer.
Jimmy Gray Plus the daddy of thrash
@Danny Dircio Been busy working so I haven't been making TH-cam videos in a while.
@@bennyboi9681 Yes, indeed.
6:33 The way the grass popped into his mouth 😂😂😂
2:19 The sleeves are too fucking long
“Is this your favorite wall to stand on?”
I felt attacked by that statement but maybe it’s because we’re METAL!
0:50 is it just me or is he verry red in that part?
Yo, was that Nik?!? I love his channel.
Cheers from Romania !!!
🍻
"Slayer man Spittin Rain" lol fucking hilarious.
I'm autistic and do not look like a metal head appearance wise at all, yet I listen to some Gojira, Periphery, Epica, Seventh Wonder, Tesseract, Killswitch Engage, and countless other bands. I've seemed to stay away from the metal community because I don't like every type of metal there is. I feel like too much gate keeping / toxic behavior would turn me off to my greatest escape in life.
That’s fair
I didn’t know autists could write
There is no black Metalheads?
Cows poop..
Do you poop?
Yes I poop..
I poop too!
4:47 he looks so pissed 😂
The way he squishes the face of the first dude and says "such nice features" is very objectifying yet my sick brain likes it.
This guy looks like Chris Fenh, the ex-member of slipknot. 3:20
Oh god, I see it..
3:10
I went into this video expecting to roll my eyes, but the ending saved it.