Stephen Falls Victim To CNN's 'Fake News'

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  • Description: Trump's favorite target in the media, CNN, reported on Stephen and Dana Carvey's John Bolton 'The Late Show' bit. And they made a 'fake news.'
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  • @rubyaj09
    @rubyaj09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Without Donald Trump Colbert wouldn’t have any materiel . His writers must suck !

    • @Etobeeshawn
      @Etobeeshawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That, essentially, also applies to Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Seth Meyers, James Corden, Saturday Nigth Live

    • @AaronCross760
      @AaronCross760 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      no he would, the thing is hes forced to because hes funded by china and the other left players, he himself most likely voted for trump ironically, because hes not an idiot like his viewers.

    • @poisonduckee
      @poisonduckee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AaronCross760 liberal players*
      Damn for knowing so much you'd think you knew the difference between leftists and liberals.

    • @AaronCross760
      @AaronCross760 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@poisonduckee the real question is 'who cares?' way to be irrelevant af.

    • @poisonduckee
      @poisonduckee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AaronCross760 people who arent dumb af. The only reason you say it's irrelevant is because you have a childish understanding of politics but you want to play like you know what you're talking about.

  • @johnforbes86
    @johnforbes86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    i use to love him now i cant stand the lies

    • @Drewsroofingandhomerepair
      @Drewsroofingandhomerepair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lost me as a watcher. Never again

    • @exzisd
      @exzisd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Colbert has been a puppet from the beginning it’s all just obvious now. Colbert is a spiteful puppet echoing CNN’s lies to make them louder and embed them into the American psyche in the guise of smart looking comedy “with laugh tracks and cues to applaud”. He’s a farce.

    • @killingheros3554
      @killingheros3554 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same here, stopped watchi his lying ass years ago.

  • @carrollreggie66
    @carrollreggie66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    This laughter has got to be pre recorded

    • @djk6649
      @djk6649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      call staged audience

    • @davycrockett3230
      @davycrockett3230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They do this all the time.They just punch in the prerecorded audio and you get as many laughs as you want!

    • @Leeohlin89
      @Leeohlin89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You’d be surprised how it ain’t. 😉

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's not, but nice try.

  • @disputeone
    @disputeone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    ORANGE MAN BAD.
    *waits for applause.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BUT HER EMAILS

    • @janethayes5941
      @janethayes5941 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      👏👏👏👏💋

    • @dogpoofairy2517
      @dogpoofairy2517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seriously though, Colbert's brand of so-called humour is pretty poor. It's just snarky, cheap shots, same thing week after week. Fair play though for still being able to keep his daft snowflake audience laughing with his hackneyed orange man bad routine. It is a real audience isn't it? I'm wondering if they've been paid to laugh or it's just canned laughter.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dogpoofairy2517 Seriously, he's not, and i can tell that you're quite ignorant and that his jokes have hit a nerve with you so he must be something right to piss your pathetic moronic life off, the truth is, no, his audience isn't daft nor snowflakes nor do they get paid or is it canned, they are real, it is a live (on Tape) show with real people laughing at real jokes about issues that actually matter. And it's seems there's nothing more you can provide other than but pure jealous, utter stupidity, and total ignorance on your part, as you gladly show that you're the meaning of being a daft delusional ignorant snowflake. Enjoy your Black Man Bad and Orange Man Good conservative propaganda routines that you have happily allowed to create a bubble around, protecting you from actual intelligence and facts,

    • @andrewszombie
      @andrewszombie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dogpoofairy2517 theres not a violin small enough in the world for your comment th-cam.com/video/HFepeMG4-6A/w-d-xo.html 😂😂😂

  • @nickiceboundgaming8860
    @nickiceboundgaming8860 6 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Spanky is promoting the doctor who gave him a miraculous clean bill of health?...
    What a coincidence!

    • @TheSensfan09
      @TheSensfan09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and no bone spurs.

    • @karenpiotte90
      @karenpiotte90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nick Icebound Gaming yes that's really nice that he gave the man an extremely important job because he lied through his teeth about tRumps obviously false check up results! And of course his supporters believe it!

    • @jeckjeck3119
      @jeckjeck3119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nick Icebound Gaming
      Doctor Who would never work for trump. She/he has better things to do.

    • @KBzaz
      @KBzaz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey dude, that’s disrespectful... It’s President Spanky.

    • @loggior.speedweed4345
      @loggior.speedweed4345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nick Icebound Gaming “Spanky is promoting the doctor who...”
      😆😂🤣

  • @VFneptoona
    @VFneptoona 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Ok one more before I go to bed.....

    • @sajaak940
      @sajaak940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      (Sponge Bob Narrator)
      *two hours later*

  • @AngryForeigner
    @AngryForeigner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Big props, dude. Everyone from different political camps should be able to agree on how dishonest the mainstream-media can be, and being able to apologize is more important than ever.

    • @lecatlady7331
      @lecatlady7331 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @D R r u a conservative or lib

    • @timy2779
      @timy2779 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The problem is that even if we agree the liberals own the last call. The real American is the conservative not a loser liberal.

    • @mauricecasen7302
      @mauricecasen7302 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      instablaster...

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      even more when we see how dishonest independent media can be.
      The media should be the least of your worries.

  • @lbv100001
    @lbv100001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Stephen: "... you suck at both"
    (John plays Michael Jackson's 'Bad' riff in the background)
    Those little details are such beautiful gifts :)

    • @jusbertmeza4424
      @jusbertmeza4424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I couldn't hear it without earphones but once i put them on i herd it lol

    • @slyjokerg
      @slyjokerg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was going to note that, too, but I thought I would look to see if someone else already had. Kudos for noticing. But wait... this is Trump we are talking about... how do we know John wasn't playing "Fat" ??? ;)

  •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I still can’t believe this is real life.

  • @S-R-H
    @S-R-H 6 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    Did he call to congratulate Stormy on her 20 million?

    • @johnnewson2
      @johnnewson2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      No he called her to see if he could get another lay

    • @yylevin90
      @yylevin90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shelby Hall why are you so obsessed with her wats the big deal

    • @nhagan001
      @nhagan001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait did she win the lawsuit?

    • @quester09
      @quester09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Shelby Hall he was looking for his copy of Forbes #spanky

    • @caitlin547
      @caitlin547 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      22 million* her interview got more views than his president elect 60 min interview

  • @davelee2876
    @davelee2876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way Trump tries to play his base is ridiculous and funny at the same time.

    • @tmo4330
      @tmo4330 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We will vote Trump in for his full 8 year term. Only he will win by a landslide this time. People are tired of fake news and fake polls.

  • @cano21
    @cano21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Colbert's routine has become stale. There are other things to talk and make jokes about besides politics.

    • @12Noud
      @12Noud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This is what Colbert does nowadays. Ever since Trump won the election, all of his jokes have become bland, repeated Trump jokes. Just scroll through his uploads.

    • @lloydstevens2148
      @lloydstevens2148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He is praying for Trump's re election.

    • @itz_icy_gaming2930
      @itz_icy_gaming2930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s basically a political talk show

    • @gibbonbasher8171
      @gibbonbasher8171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@grantthetutor5453 He's not a political commentator, just a self-proclaimed comedian with a very bland and generic sense of humor.

    • @coultergill7728
      @coultergill7728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gibbonbasher8171 he's actually pretty funny.

  • @danstiver9135
    @danstiver9135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    The president of the United States cares more about taking credit for the ratings of the return of a 90s sitcom, than he does about restoring power to Puerto Rico, American soil. I DARE anyone to defend this!

    • @erickvillagrana1699
      @erickvillagrana1699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Mr Shambleface Puerto Rico is Shit and Roseanne is Great. There i defended it

    • @RockBandRS
      @RockBandRS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      You should know by now that his supporters will find a way to defend anything he does. Usually via deflections like "but Obama" or "but democrats" etc etc.

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Samus Knight Challenge accepted: he loves being on TV, he knows it better than being president. He's trying to stick to what he knows...

    • @BigDangerous311
      @BigDangerous311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Mr Shambleface Tell me something I don't know about this misogynistic, narcissistic megalomaniac that is president. :)

    • @Redoralive
      @Redoralive 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      There are a lot of people in Puerto Rico still in need but,
      But,
      But,
      Hilary's emails!!!

  • @emmbeesea
    @emmbeesea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    SNL: "Stephen's Nightly Laughs".
    So, every Monday through Friday talking about the Trump Administration.
    I'd watch that.

    • @Bigolddragon
      @Bigolddragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Emm Bee Sea I agree with you MSNBC

    • @alexlol2428
      @alexlol2428 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oof

    • @kchiatt2520
      @kchiatt2520 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emm Bee Sea it's tragic comedy.

  • @dynamicsolution8166
    @dynamicsolution8166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When the audience isn't sure when they are supposed to laugh because the guy that turns on the "applause light" didn't show up to work that day...awkward

  • @winstonledford8794
    @winstonledford8794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    stephen using people for money

  • @danithemage1563
    @danithemage1563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Gotta love the smell of looming bankruptcy in the morning

    • @maggierezac5820
      @maggierezac5820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dani Marriage, yep, too bad he never got to "Enjoy the smell of Napalm in the Morning."! Well played & Kudos!
      Peace!

    • @dvchel
      @dvchel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean US Government bankruptcy? As in under President Obama its Dept was increased from $7 Trillion to $20 Trillion? He was a big spender, for sure.

    • @danithemage1563
      @danithemage1563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dvchel Sorry, I think there was a bit of miscommunication here - I was playing off a joke Colbert made :) As a Canadian I actually don't follow much about American politics and didn't have much of a desire to learn anything until the comedians started picking it up as a subject; never a dull moment now

    • @ITPalGame
      @ITPalGame 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danithemage1563 and CNN, MSNBC, NYT, NPR, ABC, CBS, NBC, all lean left.

  • @JetSkiBuyFixPlaySellChannel
    @JetSkiBuyFixPlaySellChannel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    How long till Spanky is locked up and rotting away in prison?

    • @orchidone4402
      @orchidone4402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Uptin Sinclaire....SOON, I hope!

    • @pringlelays159
      @pringlelays159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      U wish commie

    • @lauragadille3384
      @lauragadille3384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly

    • @pringlelays159
      @pringlelays159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jonathan Hiatt ah fuck u got me im just gonna suicide now..... anybody got some nerve agent?

    • @quester09
      @quester09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In a perfect scenario, he could bunk with Kissinger

  • @kalament1969
    @kalament1969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This guy really does need the canned laughter!

    • @deonlandsberg9500
      @deonlandsberg9500 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      its a live audience knucklehead

  • @okrajoe
    @okrajoe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fake 'Fake News'.

  • @muadhib001
    @muadhib001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Jim is one of his numerous imaginary friends who say to him he's like a smart person

  • @TheHua89
    @TheHua89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1391

    Good luck USA.
    The world needs you back to your semi rational self
    Love Canada

    • @Tqzlegacy
      @Tqzlegacy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      TheHua89 lmao Canada has turned into a fucking joke. You guys have no place to say anything

    • @roof1975
      @roof1975 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Canadian here. Quiet day.
      But my soap opera is daily trump news. Can't wait for the finale! Lol

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Legacy At least Canada doesn't have Trump as president. Now tell me...who is the real joke here?

    • @kchiatt2520
      @kchiatt2520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Legacy why do they have trumptards too?

    • @jcspider7259
      @jcspider7259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      TheHua89 Thank you. Hope springs eternal. We are very lucky to have you as a neighbor. [Please look past the hate displayed by some herein.]

  • @gregmurray5473
    @gregmurray5473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    He should stick to ordering pizza and hotdogs with his friends.

  • @fayselnesru5338
    @fayselnesru5338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    WOoooooo.... I love it when trump makes you like this.....hahaha

    • @lloydstevens2148
      @lloydstevens2148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trump owns Colbert. He is Colbert's first thought in the morning, and last thought at night.

  • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
    @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The body count, sex, incest, abuse of power, betrayal, and back-to-back plot twists of season 4 of Trump Show is blowing away everything written for Game of Thrones, West World, House of Cards, Breaking Bad, and Walking Dead combined.
    Valar Impeachus.

  • @samsonian
    @samsonian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Living here in Seattle I would not be surprised if a public vote of my city citizens would be mostly in favor of seceding to Canada. At least the border wait would be shorter...

    • @Dannymiles1987
      @Dannymiles1987 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Samsonian Pitydafool you’re dreaming.

    • @TimeandMonotony
      @TimeandMonotony 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Samsonian Pitydafool as a fellow Washingtonian, I would be fine with that if canada weren't a monarchy (I'm a diehard republican, small-r.)
      I personally am a fan of Cascadian independence (WA, OR and BC seceding and forming our own country), but that's never gonna happen.

    • @thekandycinema3193
      @thekandycinema3193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We don't need any more crazy liberals in Canada, we have enough

    • @samsonian
      @samsonian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheKandyCinema what if I buy first round?

  • @scottbowling58
    @scottbowling58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    ********* THIS IS THE TOP LATE NIGHT COMEDY HOST?? ***********

  • @cjsmith8280
    @cjsmith8280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    the anti trump show

  • @cybrfriends5089
    @cybrfriends5089 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    President Spanky should resign!

    • @badbich204
      @badbich204 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Punisher you're not gonna stop are you??? Its depressing seeing a triggered trumpkin like you everywhere

    • @badbich204
      @badbich204 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Punisher also The Punisher doesn't deserve your fake ass

  • @InsomniacManiac
    @InsomniacManiac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    We got your back USA
    Sincerely, Canada

    • @davewade2041
      @davewade2041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Insomniac Maniac Thanks, we apologize for the TEMPORARY mess. Our embarrassment knows no bounds.

    • @Gideon_Lovat
      @Gideon_Lovat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      As an American... Save yourself! Fly, you fools!

    • @Drod196
      @Drod196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Just wait till 2020. We'll have beaten the Balrog and be flying on eagles. (In my fantasy anyway)

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Canada, thank you for being you. The sentiment is appreciated, friend.
      - Dan, from NC, USA.

    • @frensplace5576
      @frensplace5576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *comment removed by the Canadian Government due to LGBTQIABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ discrimination*

  • @gertjanschaatsbergen7364
    @gertjanschaatsbergen7364 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Even made it to Fox and got the reporter confused. Unaware of the concept of sarcasm.

  • @trentpeterson3495
    @trentpeterson3495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I mean they literally got something that simple wrong? So yeah shows how bad they are.

  • @theempires5
    @theempires5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    How on earth do CNN mistakes The Late Show with SNL? I mean SERIOUSLY?!

    • @burningknight7
      @burningknight7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well cnn is as bad as the fox news .. maybe a little better but still not a good outlet if you want to watch real news.

    • @blackhatfreak
      @blackhatfreak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Interns

    • @voxdraconia4035
      @voxdraconia4035 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Only CNN makes mistakes, FOX simply lies. The difference is one thing is deliberate...

  • @PeanutsAssorted
    @PeanutsAssorted 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I love that the number that the doctor picked for Donny's weight is the exact same weight Homer Simpson weighed when Mr Burns told him "You're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari!"

    • @withlove2963
      @withlove2963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lee GaryB I love that you know that!!

    • @dianamay6017
      @dianamay6017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s so funny

    • @withlove2963
      @withlove2963 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @D R How am I hating? I think it's awesome that people make connections in their lives to random things. Books, media, the Bible, obscure conversations, it's amazing how the brain works! 😄 also, I'm not sure what you mean by 'deplorables'. Is that a propaganda thing? Or is it real?

  • @nativeme6089
    @nativeme6089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's late night because everyone who cares is asleep 🤪

  • @internuts11
    @internuts11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You should ask Biden how long it takes him to forget someone's name

  • @Noarcs
    @Noarcs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I do approve of Secretary of Defense Delivery Guy's policy on the transportation of military pizzas. The use of unmanned drones to drop payloads of cheesy substance will greatly improve our troop satiety and spread salt amongst our enemies.

  • @ZakeBudek
    @ZakeBudek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    18m viewers? Wow, that's a lot. Only 4m fewer than Stormy.

  • @raytaylor2342
    @raytaylor2342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    When will talk show host go back to being funny and not Political ?

    • @willholt11
      @willholt11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When the high level traitors in this country are frogmarched into Leavenworth.

    • @danlevan6138
      @danlevan6138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When your prez is Trump, how can you not make fun of him.Dude can't even pronounce origin.

    • @willholt11
      @willholt11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@danlevan6138 They're not just making fun, they're making up lies and trying to set him up, which is criminal. And I don't recall these idiots making fun of Bama when he pronounced Corpsmen the way it looks on paper, or when he repeated there were 57 states.

    • @itz_icy_gaming2930
      @itz_icy_gaming2930 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never

    • @itz_icy_gaming2930
      @itz_icy_gaming2930 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dan Levan says who

  • @pedrothemexican3360
    @pedrothemexican3360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Just seems like a really hateful guy...sad.

  • @dangerouslytalented
    @dangerouslytalented 6 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    Stormy Daniels got 22 million... that was also about Trump.

    • @Avicaris
      @Avicaris 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wish TH-cam still allowed video responses, just so that you could reply to any video where Trump makes a claim with your, "Citation Required" vid.

    • @frensplace5576
      @frensplace5576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Literally no one gives a shit about Stormy Daniels

    • @jeckjeck3119
      @jeckjeck3119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      L.A. Classical Liberal
      I can give you 130, 000 reasons on why trump cares.

    • @christopherhamill2488
      @christopherhamill2488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      L.A. Classical Liberal 22 million disagree with you, plus don't you want to here about chump getting spanked? HAHAHA Boy history is never going to be the same, ahh got to love those Conservative Republican family values that is now call The Whore House of the RIGHTWING LOONS REPUBLICAN PARTY

    • @christopherhamill2488
      @christopherhamill2488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      kragseven It sure is between her and chump, but the right wing loons who called themselves the party of family values made this fair game whem slick willy got a bj and paula jones remember? So grab your popcorn the shows just started.

  • @dangerouslytalented
    @dangerouslytalented 6 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    His buildings mostly are losing money

    • @oltedders
      @oltedders 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dangerouslytalented
      Except where the money laundering is going on.

    • @jefflamb5218
      @jefflamb5218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oltedders And don’t forget the official govt. entourage that is required to bunk at Trump properties when he is in town, and also the secret service was forced to put a temporary trailer outside the Trump tower because old Spanky was squeezing them on rent. So two streams of revenue, fleecing the taxpayers and laundering Russian money.

    • @mediocremaiden8883
      @mediocremaiden8883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And he doesn't even OWN most of the Trump buildings and towers ! He leases his name the guy is a fucking CONMAN

    • @L4nc34l0t
      @L4nc34l0t 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *HIS* buildings? last i checked most buildings that *HAD* his name on couldn't scratch it off fast enough *XD*

    • @Po7ent
      @Po7ent 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Karl Dupuis but hes still worth over 3billion.. Hillary got 3million from Russia on uranium one deal. Wait what? Fucking stupid liberals

  • @zachs6894
    @zachs6894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Talk about fall from grace.... I miss the days when he had me laughing so hard my sides hurt..... Now the only laughs he gets is when the sign lights up

  • @joerepoman1
    @joerepoman1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Wow, this show is a dumpster fire

    • @andrewkravmaga1833
      @andrewkravmaga1833 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      joerepoman1 you should see a Seth meyers lmao. I don’t hate him, but it’s as if Seth and I were crossing paths on the side walk, he would have to get out of my way because he’s less of a human being.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andrewkravmaga1833 you mean you are less.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean every conservative talk show, yeah.

    • @maritimetravel9068
      @maritimetravel9068 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have to agree with you very dry

  • @hewasfuzzywuzzy3583
    @hewasfuzzywuzzy3583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Trump still sounds like he's drunk whenever he's speaking at an event.

    • @hewasfuzzywuzzy3583
      @hewasfuzzywuzzy3583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Like an old person going on and on about his bowel movements while dosing off to Matlock. LOL

    • @theejcookproductions
      @theejcookproductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      for a 70 yr old, as long as he's not putting me to sleep, i find joy in his rants.

    • @KL2010
      @KL2010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      From one who has worked in the industry, it seems to be classic early-onset Alzheimer's.

    • @hewasfuzzywuzzy3583
      @hewasfuzzywuzzy3583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KL2010 I used to be a care taker in a retirement home. I agree.

    • @hewasfuzzywuzzy3583
      @hewasfuzzywuzzy3583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jim Naylor When in doubt, go with all of the above.

  • @DM-Raven
    @DM-Raven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Steven - "Don't sell yourself short sir, you suck at both." Me - Subscribed!

  • @shawngoodridge3879
    @shawngoodridge3879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I knew there was a reason why I quit watching late night tv

  • @armartin0003
    @armartin0003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It actually is a big deal to be able to fire people in the VA. Before the accountability act a person could "lose" millions of dollars to white collar crime and they still wouldn't be fired. The worst they'd get was a transfer.

  • @thribs
    @thribs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    He does know they made fun of him on Roseanne right?

    • @donutchan8114
      @donutchan8114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Robert Hayes probably not

    • @chantelguinn7517
      @chantelguinn7517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did they make fun of him? Roseanne voted for him irl

    • @rajasmasala
      @rajasmasala 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup, Roseanne's on her honorary before-I-go-to-Hell tour now. Well I'm sure God will have something on all of us, to be fair.

    • @thribs
      @thribs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jon Snow Colbert’s writers?
      On the show they have her sister say rude things about Trump to annoy Roseanne.

    • @thribs
      @thribs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chantel Guinn Yep. She may have voted for him but she agrees Trump has done for bad things. Like she says on Kimmel, no one wants to see the President fail. She’s just being respectful.
      You can argue that he doesn’t deserve it but she wants the President to do well and not to trash him.

  • @paulmeahan7327
    @paulmeahan7327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Trump couldn't build a 10' wood shed, let alone a building. He's never done a minute of "manual labour", and probably thinks the expression is a Mexican Bull Fighter.

    • @prabhchahal4492
      @prabhchahal4492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thats spanky

    • @mikaylabansie9512
      @mikaylabansie9512 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      paul meahan
      the🍊deviant worked one of his hotels, while being interviewed by...guess who? OPRAH baahhhh😂😂😂😂

    • @mikaylabansie9512
      @mikaylabansie9512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      paul meahan
      It was a short segment. The full onset of dementia hadn't surfaced yet. Still a rich douche bag back in '80s

    • @jay_zie1147
      @jay_zie1147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your wrong paul meahan, he could probably build a 10 story building without tools, with only his bare hands, just like he would have walked into the Florida high school without a gun and confronted the shooter.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jay_Zie
      Right after he wrestles Paul Bunyon and creates the Grand Canyon, yes. Then him and Chuck Norris roundhouse kick the black out of people and end racism.

  • @blazinchalice
    @blazinchalice 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    HEY JIM!!!! lmao

  • @nicbowman6047
    @nicbowman6047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    WE LOVE THOSE WHO LOOK AFTER YOUR VETERANS AT VA HOSPITAL LOVE GOD

  • @37Dionysos
    @37Dionysos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Rosanne" has turned out to be what it was----a story of continuing poverty while millionaires glide by on golden heels.

    • @mckenziebraswell-miller2327
      @mckenziebraswell-miller2327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Punisher This is probably the dumbest comment I have ever read

    • @adamgreenan4957
      @adamgreenan4957 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Punisher That's the power of Nostalgia, Not Trump. The Ratings will soon drop , like with most crappy sitcoms.

  • @TS-wf2rn
    @TS-wf2rn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Haha, Trump might as well have been talking about anyone...he says the same things regardless...Jim, David, it's all the same to him

  • @nantucketjeep
    @nantucketjeep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How can a net work let someone lie and hate someone so much ,please put a real talk show back on!!!!!!!

    • @muttley8818
      @muttley8818 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Easy...just look at FOX news. They get away with it all the time. The difference is Stephen Colbert is a comedy talk show. FOX News is supposed to be news network...not a bunch of Trump ass kissers.

  • @Make-Asylums-Great-Again
    @Make-Asylums-Great-Again 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I use to enjoy late night 📺. I hope one day it will be better.

  • @stub2022
    @stub2022 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The guys who didn't get paid are the only actual builders in that equation.

  • @tygrahof9268
    @tygrahof9268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Trump wouldn't know a construction tool if you beat him to death with one.

  • @brianteo3996
    @brianteo3996 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Probably referring to the weed that the construction workers smoking...😂

  • @ashleighjaimaosborne3966
    @ashleighjaimaosborne3966 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant!

  • @sarasarita8824
    @sarasarita8824 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    COVFEFE

    • @mrlaforgephysics
      @mrlaforgephysics 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you for reminding me of this. You are a saint.

    • @bbatts8465
      @bbatts8465 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Check it out...funny how much people don't realize about their own beliefs...ENJOY!
      www.worthychristianforums.com/topic/208711-finally-historian-and-bible-scholar-uncovers-the-meaning-of-covfefe/

    • @seriesjunkie0074
      @seriesjunkie0074 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sara sarita Bing Bing Bong

  • @palsp666
    @palsp666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Ayye Jim, you're fired !!! Get outta here !!" Seriously, he insults people like that. SMH.

    • @garrymiller3171
      @garrymiller3171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      palss 115 only in hypothetical situations. He uses Twitter to fire people because he's not man enough to do it face to face

    • @palsp666
      @palsp666 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Garry Miller exactly!!!

  • @MissCracker
    @MissCracker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Rosanne: gets 18 million views
    Shane Dawson: gets 46 million views

  • @ohmikeodd
    @ohmikeodd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Remember when they used to get comedians to host these shows. Now they have democratic propagandists. Johnny Carson is rolling in his grave.

  • @Peter_gaming69
    @Peter_gaming69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    and he still hasnt talked about the march for our lives..they had better ratings than him too

    • @Peter_gaming69
      @Peter_gaming69 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      toori you are a fucking moron just like=your idol spanky

    • @obeyme1329
      @obeyme1329 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jimmy Dixon That movement was a bunch of crap.

  • @Alcagaur1
    @Alcagaur1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I don't think Don-Don forgets names so much as never committing them to memory in the first place.

  • @jayashreechakravarthy4949
    @jayashreechakravarthy4949 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If people don’t stop meddling with my mind, I’ll have to darken each neuron like painting a graveyard.

  • @JustMe-vk4fn
    @JustMe-vk4fn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    All I can say is: Please protect the Mueller Investigation. Call or write your representatives today.

  • @lauragadille3384
    @lauragadille3384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When he lies he grits his teeth, ever noticed that

    • @jsgaming8201
      @jsgaming8201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or his butt hurts because someone always has their hand up his ass making him talk like a puppet.

    • @okkietrooy7941
      @okkietrooy7941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does he still have his own teeth? If yes he has enormous strong teeth.

  • @twinodoom
    @twinodoom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    CNN: “Look who’s playing John Bolton on ‘SNL’”
    Me: “Impressive. Every word in that sentence was fake news.”

  • @dogswithchips2397
    @dogswithchips2397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I thought late night shows were about comedy and not about pushing left-wing agendas. To bad its always "trending"

  • @nataleesteele1688
    @nataleesteele1688 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stephens nightly laughs 😂😂😂😂 lol CNN don f'ed up 😂😂

  • @theedre1513
    @theedre1513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why go dominoes when pizza hut can make America tasty again 😂😂

  • @s70rk
    @s70rk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The secret service agent who refills Trump's diet coke gets promoted to vice president. I see it coming.

    • @screamingphoenix8113
      @screamingphoenix8113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      s70rk Well, the vice president actually cannot be replaced constitutionally. That is unless he dies or resigns, but even than he would just be replaced by Paul Ryan.

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Screaming PHOENIX Twenty-fifth Amendment to the US Constitution, Section 2: "Whenever there is a vacancy in the office of the Vice President, the President shall nominate a Vice President who shall take office upon confirmation by a majority vote of both Houses of Congress."
      In other words, the only way Ryan could become VP is if Trump nominates him, he doesn't automatically get the job.
      However, Ryan is in line to become President if something happens to both Trump and Pence (before he was able to get a new VP confirmed).

    • @anyonebuthillary4712
      @anyonebuthillary4712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You were right after all....it was Kamala Harris !!!!

  • @bortflong5734
    @bortflong5734 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:54 "OH... OHH!" why does Colbert have a hype man

  • @swill1020
    @swill1020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You know who else thinks trump sucks at construction? All his subcontractors he stiffs

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary 6 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    I agree with the Rump about something, too: He says he was better at building than at being President, and he was. And he was terrible at building.

    • @SGGCREATIVES
      @SGGCREATIVES 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice.

    • @rymdalkis
      @rymdalkis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well it's easy for him to be better at building than being president. All he needs to do is build ANYTHING whatsoever

    • @saintsfan39475
      @saintsfan39475 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Only thing the guy ever "built" was a strong case for bankruptcy.

    • @lgroots8691
      @lgroots8691 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gary Cooper
      What!? Ya so terrible at building it made him a billionaire lmao

    • @amphiumaiii7058
      @amphiumaiii7058 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hate how he pretends he's the architect for his own buildings.

  • @tomhalverson7408
    @tomhalverson7408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hard to watch this nonsense with Trump

  • @joepropsnyc
    @joepropsnyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got two words for Colbert...Wollman Rink. Not too shabby.

  • @kycon13
    @kycon13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The jokes are getting tired

    • @andrewkravmaga1833
      @andrewkravmaga1833 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Black 13 for real. “What is comedy?” and “How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?” are starting to look like similar questions.

  • @RAIDERxNATION
    @RAIDERxNATION 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Spanky has built something before?? Thats news to me🤔

    • @worrywart1311
      @worrywart1311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well Jay, there was that sandcastle when he was four. Shame it collapsed when the tide came in. His newer ones collapse when the money runs out.

  • @joshthorson3944
    @joshthorson3944 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    I thought this guy was funny back in the day. Now he is a left-handed puppet.

    • @darthnihilus1849
      @darthnihilus1849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jef Dom pretty sure he’s more intelligent than you are

    • @coreyluce8424
      @coreyluce8424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pretty much.. people on the left feed off this.

    • @oharajohnsom3457
      @oharajohnsom3457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You Rigth

    • @patrickmozzochi1770
      @patrickmozzochi1770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Trump is smart if you don’t believe that you are in denial

    • @cloverkaidenc.1986
      @cloverkaidenc.1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ it's okay to make fun of the president. But nowadays, Stephan is just to much

  • @kathywilliams7918
    @kathywilliams7918 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's a builder....who doesn't pay the construction companies he hires... Criminal

  • @tiredoffools8929
    @tiredoffools8929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I have the best Memory" - Trump 😂😂🤣😂🤣

  • @sophiespillane4674
    @sophiespillane4674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    You joke, but Dominos guy has some great policy.

    • @Bigolddragon
      @Bigolddragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But I heard he accepts bribes

    • @deoxyribomorph99
      @deoxyribomorph99 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Actually, you're only entitled to half."

    • @KL2010
      @KL2010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And he's got some great ideology, like the 'Domino Theory'.

    • @australien6611
      @australien6611 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @fans93847
      @fans93847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The U.S. has the airforce, seaforce, landforce, spaceforce and now the pizzaforce.

  • @e2m514
    @e2m514 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We joke but he might actually hire a Tom Brady to carry the "nuclear football" XD

  • @darrellkavanagh7373
    @darrellkavanagh7373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hard to believe people even watch this guy ! How is he even on TV anyway??

  • @DeterminedDIYer
    @DeterminedDIYer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why does he keep coming to Ohio!!!??? GO AWAY..

  • @NicolSD
    @NicolSD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    John Goodman will not have to pay hush money to the porn star, his lawyer will do it for him.

  • @Azphreal
    @Azphreal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Does he realise that the ratings would have been the same whatever.

    • @dabblerdeluxe775
      @dabblerdeluxe775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      he thinks because rosanne is a trump supporter it means support for him, problem is everyone always liked Aunt Jackie more

    • @theejcookproductions
      @theejcookproductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      False. 60 million Trump voters need prime time entertainment they *relate* to, too.

    • @RockBandRS
      @RockBandRS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Joe Cook Trump voters =/= Trump supporters. Look at exit polls and his approval ratings. A lot of his votes were from people who voted for him because he wasn't Hillary, not because they supported him. And his approval rating throughout most of his presidency has been abysmal. Trust me, 60 million is not the amount of people who like Trump.

    • @theejcookproductions
      @theejcookproductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      RockBandRS whatever helps you sleep at night.

    • @jrozay3788
      @jrozay3788 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cosmo Joe lmao speak for yourself

  • @johnwilliams-pq4jp
    @johnwilliams-pq4jp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    love trump. love from Australia

  • @jackmehoff9654
    @jackmehoff9654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy and his writers are soo utterly cringe it’s ridiculous. Smug with over confidence and false facts creates this audience.

  • @photospire
    @photospire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just noticed that there has been more people on this Administration that speak with a southern accent.

  • @zelp2009
    @zelp2009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    USA Season 45 Ep 23 available now on Netflix

  • @lisa_vxng
    @lisa_vxng 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    fun game: listening to John in the background playing songs that allude to what Stephen says :D he's "Bad" at both (thanks MJ)

  • @archammer2
    @archammer2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a Jim,
    YOU CAN'T FIRE ME; I QUIT!!

  • @kaijumecha5766
    @kaijumecha5766 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Is there any sentence start without “I”?

  • @leezixuan7817
    @leezixuan7817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    News on news on news

  • @rocksdonteat6210
    @rocksdonteat6210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does trump know what a VET is?

    • @rocksdonteat6210
      @rocksdonteat6210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean he has no dog. Could he confused😌

  • @rohanpatel3223
    @rohanpatel3223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Fox News just published this ridiculous article about Colbert siding with Trump in calling CNN “fake news” and “lies”. This is totally outrageous, they missed the fact that this was a joke and chose only some very specific words that Colbert used to make their readers misinterpret what he meant. I wasn’t expecting much from Fox News, but this is a new low. How can someone try to convince people that a comedian believes something based on what he said in a JOKE?

    • @FrankieOnWeedIn420p
      @FrankieOnWeedIn420p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rohan Patel cnn is fake news lol they skew information often

    • @kasper7203
      @kasper7203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FrankieOnWeedIn420p yes they do.. So does Fox News.. Neither have any credibility left in my opinion

    • @sarahlisa5191
      @sarahlisa5191 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      FAUX News is absolutely the master of cherry picked info and misleadingly edited clips. People that use FAUX as their primary "news" source are willfully ignorant.

    • @kasper7203
      @kasper7203 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sarahlisa5191 well CNN do the same

    • @sarahlisa5191
      @sarahlisa5191 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kasper7203, not nearly to the extent that FAUX does, they are infamous for it. I don't watch either. I prefer my news sources to actually tell me the news. BBC and PBS are the way to go.