Stephen Breaks Down Sam Nunberg's Breakdown

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  • Colbert had a monologue full of perfectly good tariff humor ready to go. Then former Trump aide Sam Nunberg got on TV.
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  • @tinoj9661
    @tinoj9661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    jake tapper keeping a straight face thru the interview. a emmy award performance if ever i saw one.

    • @nicx4007
      @nicx4007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sometimes... ratings gold just happens. Sam Nunberg made the circuit yesterday .
      I believe Jake Tapper of CNN & Ari Melber of MSNBC got the best interviews...

  • @Jasonblade9012
    @Jasonblade9012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    As it was said before:
    *ELECT A CLOWN, EXPECT A CIRCUS*

    • @escriticapop
      @escriticapop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      gaelekshee looks like a computer generated comment lol

    • @allrightthen.6225
      @allrightthen.6225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jason Blade Ringling brothers feels relavent again.

    • @anthonyr.fellowph.d.4896
      @anthonyr.fellowph.d.4896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And what a clown he is: Unemployment is down, illegal immigration is down, the Dow is up, the nation's growth rate rose for the first time in 12 years (I wonder if you even know what that means), ISIS has been pummeled in the Middle East, and Americans feel more financially secure than any time in modern history. And we have a president who doesn't apologize to other nations. What the hell more do you want? He's done more in one year than Obama did in 8. And look at the mess he left...the greatest debt in American history, DACA which he knew would implode in 2018, ACA, which he knew would implode in 2018. I think you are more of a clown! And what have you done for America with your hummingbird brain?

    • @wendyp8488
      @wendyp8488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Washington Watchdog Trump inherited low unemployment numbers from Obama. Since 2011, the unemployment rate has steadily declined from a high of 9.6 percent following the Great Recession. It was 4.8 percent in January 2017, when Trump took the oath of office, and it was 4.1 percent in the December 2017employment report.

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "There's a sucker born every minute." P.T. Barnum

  • @GregMcMahan
    @GregMcMahan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    High-five to the writers who pulled that off so quickly! Great work!

  • @7supergirl
    @7supergirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    How did Jake Tapper keep a straight face throughout that whole thing? I was gasping and laughing the whole time Nunberg was talking. Also the audience tonight was so into it and I'm loving it.

  • @waybackplayback1373
    @waybackplayback1373 6 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Colbert and his writers are on a par with the golden age of SNL. I'd consider this the ultimate compliment.

    • @webman1956
      @webman1956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well not quite. No one has ever had such great material handed to them.

    • @awesomegaymer5786
      @awesomegaymer5786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      stephen Colbert is full of lies,
      the phantom menace sucks

    • @Capjedi
      @Capjedi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've never been a big fan of Saturday Night Live. I'm just glad so many talented comics got thier start there.

  • @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
    @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Seriously, where does Trump find these people?!

    • @DaxSass
      @DaxSass 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eckhart of the Cygnus Knights I think he tried to use those hiring sites on the internet...what were the names? Oh yeah, the RussianConnection.com, Russian-R-Us.net and PeePeeTape.Nyet.

  • @TunTheOfficial
    @TunTheOfficial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Nunburg is that innocent girl in the car after getting pulled over😂Exposing all the details!
    "If im going down... *WE ALL GOIN' DOWN"*

    • @annapatrick5304
      @annapatrick5304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tuna Lmaoo

    • @rohe4077
      @rohe4077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tuna
      You forgot the pardoner in chief.

  • @malavengen
    @malavengen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I don't think he needs to testify anymore. He just did

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1139

    Colbert uploading his monologue early and it's not broken up into 3 parts, what!?
    Whoever was in charge of uploading the video this channel, I hope you stay and that the other guy is gone.

    • @Amenti_H
      @Amenti_H 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Law Zy
      ...and rearranged randomly.

    • @ArgonTheAware
      @ArgonTheAware 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I wouldn't get your hopes up, it was probably an overeager intern that uploaded it prematurely and now has been disciplined for it

    • @justfetus
      @justfetus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nah, I have a feeling that they crunched the numbers and because Stephen gets massive numbers for his Trump-based monologue clips, they're going to reap that popularity for the entire monologue as well as push up the video to 10+ minutes (which, if their agreement with TH-cam is anything like it is for other uploaders, they get more money for it)

    • @onikin
      @onikin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There is no breakpoint in this monologue. The entirety is on one topic.

    • @sergiojuanmembiela6223
      @sergiojuanmembiela6223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Coyote also it seems that they did indeed hurry up to come with the monologue so soon after the facts, making it harder to divide it into sections. A telling point is that all the other monologues are properly subtitled, but this one is not.

  • @aaroseha
    @aaroseha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "Scumbriefcase" is such a satisfying insult, wow.

  • @zmmustafa
    @zmmustafa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    This administration is full of stable geniuses 🤣

    • @natedavies954
      @natedavies954 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      As opposed to free range? I'm surprised Trump doesn't shoot his aides when broken.

  • @dayaautum6983
    @dayaautum6983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I am eagerly awaiting Mueller's inevitable book about the investigation when it's all over.....
    "Art of the Plea Deal".

  • @GeorgeD_
    @GeorgeD_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Jake Tapper is a national treasure. I imagine he makes that face in a courageous attempt to stop himself from laughing hysterically at his guest. Remember that Roy Moore spokesman?

    • @cindyvanempel5226
      @cindyvanempel5226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My god, that was priceless. I doubt I'll ever get to see that fly-trap expression on live t.v. again.

  • @5450daniel
    @5450daniel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    You gotta hand it to Stephen Colbert. He gets a last-minute news bomb and he can improvise on a dime.

    • @z.deutch1334
      @z.deutch1334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They are all awesome!!

  • @smithsmith9379
    @smithsmith9379 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    At 8:14 Jon plays the opening chords to Jailhouse Rock. Another subtle, clever musical reference.

  • @Dreska_
    @Dreska_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    He can't spare an hour or 2 to cough up the emails but he can spend all day giving interviews lol

  • @ianthehuman
    @ianthehuman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    This is amazing. It's like they're TRYING to get themselves arrested and i love it

    • @subjectivistJ
      @subjectivistJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      IanDaquips2 the theory on fark.com is yeah - 'cause it's a better alternative to "unknown substance" poisoning (see BBC news about poisoned "spy" in UK today)

    • @anzumazaki7798
      @anzumazaki7798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      trump only hires the "best" people aka the most unqualified, most incompetent, and dumbest people around

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honestly, you could hear the clink of a glass hitting the table a few times during his interviews.

    • @KryssLaBryn
      @KryssLaBryn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably figure they're gonna get house arrest. Hee hee hee... Sure.

  • @fosterdaddenis5835
    @fosterdaddenis5835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    “There is nobody who hates him more than me” Have you met Melania? BURN!!!!

    • @richarddavis178
      @richarddavis178 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Join The Royal Manticoran Navy my friend that part was sick

  • @skler69
    @skler69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Mueller is going to break nunberg without breaking a sweat.

    • @LordKnightcon
      @LordKnightcon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Nunberg did that to himself. You know anyone who has ever had a nervous breakdown? Because that's _exactly_ what one sounds like.

    • @Toskrr
      @Toskrr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Pretty sure dude already broke.

    • @paulcarpool2288
      @paulcarpool2288 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drm R .....it makes meuller look like he has nothing. He is down to questioning a nobody,.. that was fired by Trump 3 years ago. You have been "investigating Trump for nearly 2 years,..... you are down to questioning this nobody????

    • @ItzPmacDoh44
      @ItzPmacDoh44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Drm R lol dems are going to let trump serve and wait before next election to drop the bomb...

    • @paulcarpool2288
      @paulcarpool2288 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      P -Mac ... the only bombshell....is when Nunez releases the memo that shows all the crimes and corruption from Obama, Clinton, DOJ and the FBI.

  • @Jellybeans630
    @Jellybeans630 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "Absolutely nyet."

  • @thedashboard9562
    @thedashboard9562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Jake's face that whole interview was priceless.

    • @o.b.7217
      @o.b.7217 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know, I like to imagine, how Jake's doing fistpumps and is high-fiving the cameraman, after that interview was over.

  • @jacobgoldenofficial4321
    @jacobgoldenofficial4321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "I'm not cooperating arrest me!"

  • @socrappyicoulddie
    @socrappyicoulddie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    Jake Tapper has the patience of a saint

    • @chrishelton20
      @chrishelton20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      socrappyicoulddie he knows the best thing to do is let the guy speak haha

    • @drknapp10
      @drknapp10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      socrappyicoulddie I think Jake actually felt sorry for the guy

    • @laydieelle7069
      @laydieelle7069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +socrappyicoulddie
      I was quiet impressed. He kept such a straight face through that.

    • @robertperkins1184
      @robertperkins1184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now, if only you could get Jake to stop drinking from the toilet.

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Look at that facial expression. It's like he's watching the guy slit his wrists on national TV, knowing that there's no point calling 911 because they'll get there too late anyway.

  • @sufficientlyoldskool
    @sufficientlyoldskool 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You missed the best clip where Erin Burnett told him she can smell alcohol on his breath. The dude was liquored up.

    • @TenzinBeifongIII
      @TenzinBeifongIII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Problem is Erin Burnett runs right around the time they film the show :/

  • @noaboahQR
    @noaboahQR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    What is this? A full uncut monologue?!?! Am i having a stroke 😂😂

  • @GigaMan91
    @GigaMan91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    A single-video monologue?! What is this trickery!? NO, WAIT! KEEP DOING IT! WE LOVE IT, WE PROMISE!

  • @debbiegross3136
    @debbiegross3136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    🤣😹😂 You make this nightmare just so much easier to handle!

  • @miguelhannes875
    @miguelhannes875 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Is this the real life?
    Is this just fantasy?
    Caught in a landslide
    No escape from reality

    • @miguelfuerte7498
      @miguelfuerte7498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmfao

    • @RichieHendrixx
      @RichieHendrixx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Open your eyes
      Look up to the skies and see

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm just a poor orange,
      I need no sympathy!

    • @onedivbypi2241
      @onedivbypi2241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Easy come, easy go,
      Little high, little low.
      I smell vanilla extract, Pam and quaaludes?
      Blow into this...

    • @ranjitinHongKong
      @ranjitinHongKong 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      what is love, baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more

  • @KingHarambe_RIP
    @KingHarambe_RIP 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Thank you for having the entire monologue in one video!! 👍🏻

  • @misteryman526
    @misteryman526 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Seems like the Trumptanic struck a Nunberg today...

  • @judy-9999
    @judy-9999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:44 "All of Jake Tapper's feelings this afternoon could be summed up by this one face", Stephen Colbert
    hahahah haha haha yup

  • @tofu_golem
    @tofu_golem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    So this is what Trump meant by the "best people."

    • @harrybuttworth6765
      @harrybuttworth6765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol

    • @douglasdaniel4504
      @douglasdaniel4504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah-- what other people generally think of as "profound and unbelievable morons". And that may be an insult to morons.

    • @wingzerofor
      @wingzerofor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Forgot Paul, you’re the best mankind has to offer

    • @ludwigtheholyblade777
      @ludwigtheholyblade777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Paul T Sjordal yup the best snitches in the country

    • @Crimethoughtfull
      @Crimethoughtfull 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      40% leave, the other 40% are being subpoenaed, and the remainder are the exact opposite of what their job title is...deVos never went to public school and doesn't send her daughter (and so doesn't know anything about heading the Public School system), and the head of FEMA said that helping PR was "the most difficult logistical challenge the US has ever faced".

  • @aquaperro
    @aquaperro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Nunberg is setting up an insanity defense.
    Well played, Sam, well played.

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nah, he's just looking for attention. He'll fold like a NY slice of pizza.

    • @Darkman1025
      @Darkman1025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      garrithscots lol

    • @debbiedoodiedandi
      @debbiedoodiedandi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      garrithscots I think he'll go to rehab before Friday and that's why he doesn't think he'll get arrested if he doesn't go in on Friday.

    • @imalimabeanyay
      @imalimabeanyay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you watch the jake tapper interview, it's extremely clear Nunberg is intoxicated af. He slurred and repeated himself and was incoherent several times.

    • @beamarla8218
      @beamarla8218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      can you blame nutberg, the guy is scared shitless and has no intention of going down for anyone, especially not trump and his band of Russian colluders.

  • @geraldsoria1764
    @geraldsoria1764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    i love the smell of treason in the morning

    • @HughJorgan1
      @HughJorgan1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dislike the illogical reference to 'treason'.... but love the Apocalypse Now reference. Well done.

  • @FiveSigma72
    @FiveSigma72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    This shit was another level. Bravo.

    • @trevormiles5852
      @trevormiles5852 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      waterboarding is going to start looking good to them by the time Mueller gets done with them.

  • @Fantumh
    @Fantumh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Yeah, but all of Nunberg's tough-guy talk began to fade once he sobered up a little and now he seems to be recognizing that he'll just have to cooperate. But what a day he had!

  • @NZobservatory
    @NZobservatory 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Who'd have ever thought an entire administration would go to jail? I guess there really _is_ a first time for everything.

    • @DaxSass
      @DaxSass 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Benmore Peak yeah, from what I heard, the Reagan administration only had like 30% of its people on trials. I could be wrong. It was so long ago. Trump is setting a new record.

    • @ahaveland
      @ahaveland 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Note to justice department: "You're gonna need a bigger prison!"

    • @schoppepetzer9267
      @schoppepetzer9267 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Benmore Peak Good point. Former presidents have libraries, statues or foundations as legacy. For the current administration it may well be a federal prison building annex.

    • @nadiasilvershine4630
      @nadiasilvershine4630 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fact that Nunberg said he was going to tear up the subpoena (and the smearing of Mueller's reputation by Trump and some prominent Republicans) makes me think perhaps the entire Mueller investigation will end with Trump imprisoning Mueller (he will find a way), ending in some sort of Constitutional crisis. Which is why I have been advocating use of force by an angry mob or angry individual Congressman to end this ridiculous embarrassment of an administration. Trump and his flunkies are so over-the-top morally compromised, I truly believe they are going to take things pretty far before they are willing to cooperate with the legal system. Why wait until things are incredibly dire instead of just dire? Trump could be arrested and imprisoned today if someone (Flake?) would simply take action. Or have the nut 5150d to the nearest locked mental ward. Let's get the dirty rotten scoundrels out of Washington DC. Believe it or not, there actually exist decent people that can take over.

    • @TheCalvin1902
      @TheCalvin1902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Muellers gonna need buses for the final round of arrests!

  • @ezdj
    @ezdj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    ...nun sounds like he trying telling someone to delete emails via the media...

  • @Dreska_
    @Dreska_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    So... He thinks Trump is an idiot... But won't honour the subpoena and help them investigate Trump?
    The guy publicly saying he wont honour a subpoena doesn't really have the right to call anyone else an idiot though

  • @mariasoto8600
    @mariasoto8600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    It's weird, this makes me think about "The Manchurian candidate" movie.
    It looks like the Russians programmed all the republicans with a chip to obey their commands but in case of failure, they also programmed them to auto destroy themselves.

    • @andrewowens4421
      @andrewowens4421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think Nunberg himself made that comparison.

    • @cisco8650
      @cisco8650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It seems to me that something went horribly wrong in programming all these Russian stooges in trumpland

    • @larryjohnny
      @larryjohnny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Somebody pressed the self-destruct button lol, great analogy you suggested.

    • @bellas.9253
      @bellas.9253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or all the Republicans have been receiving Russian money via the NRA. This came out a while back in the news. Hmmm . . . .

    • @TenzinBeifongIII
      @TenzinBeifongIII 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bellas.9253 honestly this, this is my issue with the Republican party. I think the NRA has been laundering money for Russia to fund the party and drive parts of their doctrine and get them to slowly, surely and secretly spread and we wont notice till it's almost or already too late.

  • @TheNefastor
    @TheNefastor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Jake Tapper's face at the end is priceless 🤣

    • @paulcarpool2288
      @paulcarpool2288 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jean Roch ,.... Yesh, I know. He has that leftwing sourpuss expression on his face

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Paul Carpool go fuck yourself.

    • @paulcarpool2288
      @paulcarpool2288 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jean Roch ..... what other response would I expect from a Leftie?? Not surprising.....

    • @paulcarpool2288
      @paulcarpool2288 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jean Roch .... spoken like a true, miserable Loser leftie. Shows what much of the left are:. Haters.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paul Carpool you make your bed, you sleep in it, fuckhead. What, did you expect educated people would just keep on being polite while you insult them ? You're like a flat-earther, reasoned arguments are lost on you, and since I can't bash you skull in through TH-cam I will take a page off your book and treat you like the shit you are. When you've had enough, just change your behaviour. Now fuck right off.

  • @AW-xv7dq
    @AW-xv7dq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Holy! Manic swing... someone get him his meds quick!

  • @thenobleandmightybeaver4411
    @thenobleandmightybeaver4411 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “I won’t cooperate, you can’t make me! Now let me tell the press everything, Mueller will never know.”

  • @darron13
    @darron13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I can't wait till they do a movie based on this season of America

    • @ChrisG_90
      @ChrisG_90 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Darron Pirtheesingh haha ever seen house of cards cos this is pretty on the nose even the guy who wrote the book

    • @darron13
      @darron13 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      shadowflex nope though people keep telling me to watch it lol

    • @MrGil-bn1uw
      @MrGil-bn1uw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wont know how to label it, wait.. How about a thriller, comedy, suspense, horror?

    • @ampleoloruntogbe1434
      @ampleoloruntogbe1434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s a live stream and still not over yet 😓

  • @willhart2188
    @willhart2188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I'm still amazed how many controversies they can cause every week. No rest past year.

  • @RayMerrell68
    @RayMerrell68 6 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Stupid Watergate

  • @zomaarwat9
    @zomaarwat9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Well America. When did you decide to exchange the presidency with the Three Stooges remake.

  • @emilguldmann6816
    @emilguldmann6816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    He says 80 hours of preperation would be needed on the emails alone... Search Bannon in your e-mail browser and mark all, forward it. 'Bout 2 mins actually.

    • @matthewfranklin8427
      @matthewfranklin8427 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You're forgetting about all those pesky incriminating emails he must first delete. Bit hard to remove those without some effort. But there is another way to do this just make all of your email correspondence become public like you (Numbnuts) expected Hillary to do ;-)

    • @NotUnymous
      @NotUnymous 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nah, it actually would take some time.
      E-Mails been sent by multiple accounts he would have to make absolutly sure that he won’t forget even a single one - so no „auto-click“ but double check the old way... still... it‘s a case of most importance. To complain about some hours of work in this case is just super lame... but well, he can go straight to jail if he is so desperate to want to...

    • @cody4763
      @cody4763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I assume he's unemployed now so why care how long it takes. Just grab a beer and start.

    • @robinpotter963
      @robinpotter963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Emil Guldmann He said he had to go through them. Maybe he doesn't want Mueller to see all of them.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Robin Potter - ya think?

  • @ea-sk8er_775
    @ea-sk8er_775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The sky must BE FALLING CAUSE IT IS ACTUALLY A FULL MONOLOGUE, THIS IS MORE RARE THAN WINNING THE LOTTERY!!!!!

  • @ctrlaltdestroy91
    @ctrlaltdestroy91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Aw man, I was really hoping Colbert would cover Erin Burnett's interview with Nunberg. She literally asks him if he's been drinking lmao.

    • @mariasoto8600
      @mariasoto8600 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Bermudez
      Oh lord...really? 😂😂

    • @adrienneburrows3490
      @adrienneburrows3490 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Bermudez or anything else.

  • @lilianalcasid5236
    @lilianalcasid5236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Hurry up Mueller pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!:)

    • @ItzPmacDoh44
      @ItzPmacDoh44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lilian alcasid hes not gunna do shit to right before next election so dems win

    • @soapygirl83
      @soapygirl83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I am okay with Mueller going as slow as possible if that means that he's getting everything correct. Hoping that's the strategy anyway

    • @Wveth
      @Wveth 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Major investigations like these take a lot longer than people tend to think. If anything, he's going quite quickly.

    • @KayDurrant
      @KayDurrant 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No way let him take him time. I love imagining them having restless nights waiting for Mueller to come get them.

    • @MaeeParfait
      @MaeeParfait 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      1 year update.
      Still waitin’.

  • @ebonywhite1388
    @ebonywhite1388 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Different breed of cat 😂😂😂😂

  • @MeApocalypse
    @MeApocalypse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    I am so glad this got uploaded early. Usually it doesnt get uploaded until like 2 a.m.

    • @JustinMBailey
      @JustinMBailey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MeApocalypse I know right?

    • @chilipalmer9912
      @chilipalmer9912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      4am EST

    • @MeApocalypse
      @MeApocalypse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Justin Bailey hopefully they do it this early from now on

    • @adrianaloborec2205
      @adrianaloborec2205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes. Barely survived the weekend without my Colbert fix

    • @JustinMBailey
      @JustinMBailey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MeApocalypse that would be cool with me, by the way you have 11,000 more subscribers than I do good for you!

  • @ahaveland
    @ahaveland 6 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Can't take your eye off the news for more than a minute before some new bombshell comes out!
    The "Nunberg Trials" is going to be interesting.
    Extra popcorn on order...

    • @Lucius1958
      @Lucius1958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Andy Lee Robinson: "Nunberg Trials" - perfect!

    • @luvvinallmusik5748
      @luvvinallmusik5748 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Andy Lee Robinson 😃 Not everyone will get that one👏👏👏👍

    • @ahaveland
      @ahaveland 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sol, don't sink to their level! They deserve to serve their time, not escape from it.

    • @ethanhill9738
      @ethanhill9738 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      These are NOT bombshells. These are urine soaked sacks of shit. trump is an apprentice. PUTIN is the Mason.

    • @BearHunt2010
      @BearHunt2010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn’t even have popcorn at the ready, all I had were prawn cocktail crisps 🙁

  • @madarab37
    @madarab37 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jake Tapper's eyebrows are the black hole of concern

  • @FancyPantsFiles
    @FancyPantsFiles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    UPDATE: He backtracked and will cooperate as soon as he can LOL

    • @DembaiVT
      @DembaiVT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NotBensChannel lol I guess someone pointed out he was going to jail. Lol

    • @TokyoBlue587
      @TokyoBlue587 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he said he was going to give them his password so they now get ALL his emails

  • @SuperSojourn
    @SuperSojourn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    This is the earliest I have seen a segment posted. Man, considering the timeliness this is amazing, brilliant, cutting humor.

    • @johnnycto7576
      @johnnycto7576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      large portions seem ad-libbed by Stephen, great work!

    • @nhagan001
      @nhagan001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think this emphasizes the importance of the segment, when even the host says "nope to the original material, we got this scoop!"

    • @nadiasilvershine4630
      @nadiasilvershine4630 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great humor, but why do we have to put up with this constant drama? Wouldn't it be better to have a President in office that we can respect? A cabinet with honest people? JFK had a 70% approval rating when he was in office! It doesn't have to be polarized, with bitter rage directed at each other from "libtards" and gun nuts. "Doesn't have to be this way".

  • @gad6347
    @gad6347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I wonder who's gonna play Sam Nunberg on SNL...It's going to be hilarious😂😂😂😂

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Leslie Jones! lol

    • @buddcarcook4655
      @buddcarcook4655 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mary D. 28 Danny Devito 😀

    • @angelabolton4478
      @angelabolton4478 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Darrell Hammond.

    • @vectoredthrust5214
      @vectoredthrust5214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Melissa McCarthy should be good for the role. Nunberg's essentially an even more off-the-handle version of Sean Spicer

    • @stephenolaughlin6595
      @stephenolaughlin6595 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rosencrantz Yeah the compulsive liar “My wife Heather Locklear.” “Who I’ve seen naked.” Exactly the same as this Weasel🤣

  • @bixbybixby6752
    @bixbybixby6752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Can't make this stuff up. The 'age of Trump' is COMEDY GOLD1

  • @bryanbirrueta6902
    @bryanbirrueta6902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how the piano was about to play jailhouse rock when he said jail😂

  • @dh6128
    @dh6128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    there is unhinged, and there is flying off the hinge. then there is blew the f....ing door. omg

  • @jamesl9371
    @jamesl9371 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It’s Mueller time

  • @briestoll
    @briestoll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I love this more than my kids! Oh my god. This dude knows that he's in trouble and he's just letting shit fly! He just called trump an idiot in national tv and I'm happier than I've ever been!

    • @robertperkins1184
      @robertperkins1184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brie Stoll as your battery powered best friend makes you smile

    • @debbiegross3136
      @debbiegross3136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brie Stoll 😂😹🤣

    • @briestoll
      @briestoll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Robert Perkins actually, unlike you, I'm perfectly capable of getting a woman off by hand. But thanks for playing.

  • @sneakyjames01
    @sneakyjames01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    $20 says Nunberg had a bit too much alcohol that night....
    Also, I wonder what Fox News is showing right now?

    • @melchiorvulpius8170
      @melchiorvulpius8170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually, I think he had a LOT too much alcohol that night....

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      sneakyjames01 - they're probably showing cartoons.

    • @tcg4111
      @tcg4111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Judi O'Regan or talking about cheese burger emojis 😂😂😂

  • @Netherfly
    @Netherfly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That interview was pretty nuts. Loved how Nunberg said he wasn't making the decision because he found an incriminating email, and couldn't have, because he hadn't even bothered to look at his emails... and then three minutes later said he made the decision while going through his old emails.
    Not sure what his angle was, but it sure as hell wasn't very convincing. Can only assume going to prison for contempt seemed the better option to him.

  • @vintagegal7376
    @vintagegal7376 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Pretty sure Sam is on a 3 day coke bender right now

    • @subjectivistJ
      @subjectivistJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Angie K or is the new poster boy for MI..... Please, someone check on him and keep him away from firearms... And even fire .... Just someone who is close enough? I can't 'cause I'm 1000 miles away

    • @nathanjamesbaker
      @nathanjamesbaker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nutjob Nunberg sure was sniffing a lot during his interviews. Reminds me of that other Cocaine Cowboy, Donald Dotard.

  • @lennysmith8851
    @lennysmith8851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    BAHAHAHA he's literally breakingg down on national tv!! OMG this is fantastic. NOTHING BURGER am i right?

    • @ZenCorvus
      @ZenCorvus 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lenny Smith yup.

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lenny Smith A juicy, DELICIOUS one

  • @freedomfirst5557
    @freedomfirst5557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Do these people NOT want to get employment in the future? Best quote of the month so far "I'm not cooperating, arrest me."

  • @teddylolz
    @teddylolz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Are ya happy, Ninberg? You broke Jake Tapper!"

  • @smileitsjustagame2937
    @smileitsjustagame2937 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    And now the world waits for Trumps response tweet.

  • @movingparts6270
    @movingparts6270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Jump cut to Mueller writing the arrest warrant with a nice chianti and a side of fava beans.

  • @hollywhite7449
    @hollywhite7449 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    You broke Jake Tapper! :D

  • @m0nkEz
    @m0nkEz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I think Nunberg may be my new favorite person. That was almost... surreal.

  • @matpsycic
    @matpsycic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I just watched this on TV. Stephens going for trending. Lets do it.!!

  • @mauricecayem725
    @mauricecayem725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watch ALL of the stand ups but you really are the best!
    Don't EVER change!

  • @tangobango9653
    @tangobango9653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Everything Trump touches DIES.

  • @ismorezro
    @ismorezro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    the show in the WH is reaching the grand finale!! stay tuned!!

    • @Thumbsupurbum
      @Thumbsupurbum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Let's just hope everything doesn't cut to black suddenly.

  • @rasmie8858
    @rasmie8858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    In another news, Devin Nunes was so triggered by the "Devin Nunes is a [redacted]" memo Colbert left on his door that he named Colbert "a great danger to the country" on Fox News. And it just made the whole thing even more glorious.

  • @citronm1405
    @citronm1405 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    More of Trump's "best" people! LOL!
    Trump is going down.

    • @nostromov7892
      @nostromov7892 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's *still* in office (and not prison). How scary is that, what America has become; similar madness going on in many other nations in the world.

  • @masatoindou1759
    @masatoindou1759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Sam Nunberg - what happens when someone's pants is on fire and they dont know how to put it out.... so they jump headfirst into a pool of gasoline :)

  • @Lalzparty
    @Lalzparty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This entire fiasco is like an onion.
    They keep peeling, and there is another layer right below it with no end in sight.
    It’s also making me cry.😭

  • @m.rodrigolemus6224
    @m.rodrigolemus6224 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Waiting for Trump's tweet saying Sam Nunberg was the bagels guy 😉

  • @rjd-kh8et
    @rjd-kh8et 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He's risking going to jail to protect someone he hates. I don't understand.

  • @ahaetulla
    @ahaetulla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Only the best people.

  • @verisimilitudeteller
    @verisimilitudeteller 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Jake Tapper's a different breed of cat was the best line on CNN ever.

  • @willtheangrydudeist9120
    @willtheangrydudeist9120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    So classic when they ask this administration for emails,
    The indignation of the notion of having to release personal correspondences is just classic.

    • @DuelScreen
      @DuelScreen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Especially in the context of how they treated Hillary's emails... It appears that Trump and friends are guilty of everything they blamed on everyone else. Someone else called Nunberg a "magnificent idiot". Magnificent idiot indeed.

    • @citadelofwinds1564
      @citadelofwinds1564 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "It appears that Trump and friends are guilty of everything they blamed on everyone else." If you want to know whatever Trump is guilty of just take note of everything he ever accused others of doing. He's a classic textbook example of guilty projection.

  • @zigggggg3493
    @zigggggg3493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Steven crushed that one. Funniest monologue I've seen in forever.

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The house of cards is falling~

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    You can get nailed by Armie Hammer's hot dog cannon, which I hear is the plot of Call Me By Your Name" 😂
    Stephen is really good at innuendo.

    • @jokerman1964
      @jokerman1964 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hammad Ali innuendo. butt sex in Italy...

    • @mizzypoo4827
      @mizzypoo4827 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Hammad Ali
      There is a bunch of script writers.. don't think he can take credit.. he delivers it well thou.

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No he isn't. That was the most obvious cock joke in history.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stimulator7 - baddum tissch!

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can we all agree that "Armie Hammer" is the coolest name ever, he should be a superhero.
      Also, thank you Trump, he is single-handedly boosting so many careers... Stephen Colbert, Alec Baldwin, etc, etc...

  • @PhatNutz
    @PhatNutz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    thumbs up for the early post. hope this is the new norm. 👍

    • @Stanotz
      @Stanotz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      phat nutz same here!

    • @NZobservatory
      @NZobservatory 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Colbert is getting sick of always being Trumped by Meyers.

    • @gatobakuniano
      @gatobakuniano 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Early and full monologue, not split in four parts, were you lose internal monologue jokes

    • @vegardyrnes1793
      @vegardyrnes1793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Went well with my morning coffee :-D

  • @StevenPaul0717
    @StevenPaul0717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank God for Stephen Colbert.

  • @maplesyrup0604
    @maplesyrup0604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    “There is nobody who hates him more than me”
    Buddy I’ll challenge you on that

    • @cisco8650
      @cisco8650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I bet many people would challenge you on that.

    • @robertperkins1184
      @robertperkins1184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shove that Maple leaf right up your tush, turd juggler. Hatred is for those to ignorant to accept different opinions than your own.

    • @lokilaufeyson2537
      @lokilaufeyson2537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Robert Perkins *too

    • @isaacrios6861
      @isaacrios6861 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Robert Perkins STFU🤣😂. Says the guy not tolerating a different persons view.

    • @pi6913
      @pi6913 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Robert Perkins
      We only shove out Maple Leaves up the asses of losers... like you. ❤️🇨🇦❤️😘

  • @JustMe-em7hl
    @JustMe-em7hl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Trump must be loosing his mind after Nunburg calling him an idiot.

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thankfull Friend *losing

    • @januarybaby1063
      @januarybaby1063 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      so ironic that you’re calling others an ‘idiot’ when you cant even spell ‘losing’

    • @dundermifflinity
      @dundermifflinity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Read it again. They said Nunberg called him an idiot.

    • @kimberlyrea3331
      @kimberlyrea3331 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phil Carroll It doesn’t matter. A grown ass person should know how to spell simple words such as “losing” and to know the difference between “loosing” and “losing”.

  • @NARUHOTEL
    @NARUHOTEL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    Best monologue this year so far! So funny!!

    • @gweebara
      @gweebara 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NARUHOTEL Truuuufff

    • @Madmax23419
      @Madmax23419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Agree, one of the most funniest.

    • @marko0samec
      @marko0samec 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      and, saddly, as always, very very offensive again! :(

    • @thepowderaddicts4983
      @thepowderaddicts4983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s cause it’s the only one that is one video!

    • @LL-dx2xj
      @LL-dx2xj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      better than Kimmel's

  • @Coastfog
    @Coastfog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    LOL what the fuck is wrong with this guy!? And I thought Don Jr. releasing his russian lawyer mails was stupid...

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Donny boy had little choice - he knew that the Times already had them. Where he was REALLY stupid was when he tried to clear himself by saying that he cut the meeting short because they weren't getting the dirt they wanted! He proved with that statement that the whole purpose of the meeting was to solicit a donation of "a thing of value" from a foreign principle, which by itself violates the Constitution. So, if the emails were not clear enough, he went on national TV and basically confessed!

    • @davidmeehan4486
      @davidmeehan4486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't agree. I don't believe that the courts or Congress will hold that accepting information from foreigners is a crime. After all, in many cases having information about the actions of candidates overseas is in the public interest. There may be no US person with that information.
      I believe that in order to convict anyone, the special counsel will have to prove that the Trump Campaign knew that the Russians were committing crimes, and conspired with them about those crimes.

    • @feverpa
      @feverpa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've bee saying this to the "nothing-burger" crowd since that news broke. Someone claiming to be connected to the Russian government offered dirt on Hillary. Don Jr. "liked" the offer and took the meeting. This. Is. Collusion. Regardless of the outcome - it's collusion. The investigation has had the smoking gun all along, now they're building an unbreakable fortress of a case.

    • @feverpa
      @feverpa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You can choose not to believe it, but that's like me saying the "I don't believe that the courts or Congress will "hold" that having sex with a 13 year old is a crime. It's written down. It's a law. It's kind of official. It's not a gray area. It's a crime.

    • @maryanneslater9675
      @maryanneslater9675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There seems to be a type of conservative that doesn't understand what rules and laws are about.

  • @mischarowe
    @mischarowe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh fuck this just keeps getting better and better. Trump's on his way to the doghouse lol.

  • @mariannebossu
    @mariannebossu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1070

    I'll be eagerly waiting for the American Crime Story series in a couple of years XD.

    • @albertdesigncompany6964
      @albertdesigncompany6964 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      If Trump avoids prison somehow he'll have to play himself in the series just to pay off his legal bills.

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      And the history textbooks in a few decades time.

    • @maddii34u
      @maddii34u 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes, haha!!!!!

    • @timonmyside6591
      @timonmyside6591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      mariannebbossu - "Coming up on the brand new season of Veep"

    • @Mikefantasia22
      @Mikefantasia22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      mariannebossu " covfefe : terror inside the whitehouse "

  • @gregoryashton
    @gregoryashton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    His Numberg is up!

    • @turanbrown917
      @turanbrown917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gregory Ashton 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 corny and hilarious

    • @dotnb
      @dotnb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gregory Ashton haha!

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gregory Ashton - baddum tissch!!

    • @karliux1712
      @karliux1712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see what you did there... nice!

    • @cctomcat321
      @cctomcat321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Family Guy's "Ha HA!"

  • @BearHunt2010
    @BearHunt2010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I think my lawyer is going to dump me”😂😂😂😂😂💔

  • @tylerbrock4068
    @tylerbrock4068 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Remember when Trump thought being president would be great for his brand? Lol