Rex Tillerson Got Fired Via Twitter
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 มี.ค. 2018
- For the first time in American history, a President relieved a Secretary of State of services in 280 characters or less.
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The jokes just write themselves. Thank you for the laughs, America.
Damn straight
Elect a clown, expect a circus
Khan this is worse than a circus
Perfectly said!!
Morrison music pickup .
Khan, you are a funny person, your post made me laugh! You are so right!!!! Thank you for a superb perspective.
New to politics, dumbass?
“Many a true word hath been spoken in jest.”
― William Shakespeare, King Lear
Who fires someone over TWITTER, is that even legal....... what does this say to other employers, who finds it necessary to get rid of an employee, by firing them on Twitter......Disrespectful and Shameful.....
Comey got fired over CNN. He saw it on the news in the lobby and was like wtf.
@@Qorelin it was covered on CNN and Comey thought it was a joke.
Rex, may he wake up Angry in the morning and spill some administration's Dirt
Tillerson was the only one who said to himself: "This job is serious. I thought this was a joke but I was wrong, I need to do the right thing here" and because he was clashing with Trump so much over doing the right thing, i.e.: Rex: "Do the right thing",
Trump: "I don't wanna!!" So he was fired. SAD!
"waterboarded 83 times in a single month, had his head repeatedly slammed into walls... During his confinement lost sight in his left eye."
The people responsible for this are not human and should be held in confinement for the rest of their lives.
Gina Haspel is a monster.
Republican's new GOP slogan: we'll defend America so long as its cool with Russia.
Only one thing wrong with that slogan: it's not written in Russian.
Colbert kills me!!!! He cures my depression!
Nana Koranteng you should watch YES THEORY they killed my depression hahaha
That might be the nerve agent taking effect
lol
See I'm sorry for you. TRY to sleep when you can. I know it's overwhelming (I have it as well). I'm glad you can laugh, even if it's for a couple minutes 😦😢
Colbert just hates. Haters gonna hate. I feel so sorry for him to be that miserable.
Colbert... never leave us... ever...
The MOST unprofessional administration ever!!!
This administration is like a long episode of The Apprentice and Punked combined ... when will it end
For Tillerson to say, “We all took the same Oath of Office, to support and defend the constitution and to bear true faith and allegiance to the same...”. Translation, even though I (Tillerson) know the truth and spoke the truth and hold the Medal of Friendship from Russia, I am not going to shade the truth nor compromise the Constitution and neither should you
Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. For, to be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears. To be led by a fool is to be led by the opportunists that control the fool. To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen. To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies. To be led by a tyrant is to sell yourself and those you love into slavery.
- Octavia Butler [The Parable of the Talents (earthseed series Book2)]
melfaun well read !
melfaun Thank you for you post. It is accurate and thought provoking
melfaun Right on. Wise words
#KAG
"The pen is mightier than the sword".... Your quote rings so true Melfaun. Please, please can you re-post it on to other comments sites of this dreadful excuse of a president? TQ.
"No evidence of collusion" says the pawn appointed after the real investigator was fired.
Great monologue, Mr. Colbert.
It’s the same as with Comey: If Trump was going fo fire someone who disagrees with him, he could AT LEAST have the balls to say it to their face.
But no, it seems that he can’t even have anything resembling vertebrae.
Remember a week or so ago when he said he'd run into a school shooting unarmed?
Jesus that is odd. Secretary of State speaks out against a Russian Nerve agent attack, and he's fired.
That would be like a fight breaking out in a school, and the bystander that commented on it is suspended for the fight instead!
And the White House fired the public official who contradicted their version that the decision was made last Friday because it was their shitty excuse to make it seem like it had nothing to do with Russia.
Tillerson calls #45 "a fucking moron". No response.
Tillerson agrees with the UK that Russia was behind an attempted murder on UK soil using a Russian developed nerve agent. Fired the next day...
Thats what happens normally? :P
Worst. Exxon Mobil canceled a multibillion deal with Russia. A couple of days later Trump fired the CEO of Exonn Mobil. Rex was there to make the deal work. A year later it got canceled. Some days later Rex is gone. No need for Exxon's CEO to be Secretary of State anymore.
Tillerson was on his way out because of a failed oil deal with Russia. He was taking a jab a Russia knowing Trump was threatning to fire him.
WTF is going on at the White House? 21 members of the Trumpf executive staff are gone in less than 2 years!
That is more than the last 4 President's combined! ;-)
Well, I guess he got what he wanted, huh? Ran for President in an attempt to raise enough publicity that he would have the star power for another Apprentice-like show. Then he accidentally won, so that wasn't an option anymore.
But when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, and as such he's managed to turn the fucking Presidency into the damn show.
And we're his captive audience.
Fun.
Trump misses being on celebrity apprentice so much that he fires someone every week lol
Does he realize the way it works is not that you keep firing people until you get a single cabinet secretary who is the "winner?"
He didn't even give him the dignity and decency to tell it to his face. Wow. It's just been 18 months. 2 more years of this shit show.
Masked Singer if that happens, I'm gonna start questioning if there's really a god.
Masked Singer listen, I don't want to speak against your dreams, but that sounds like the beginning of a dynasty. Is a dynasty what you want?
Masked Singer good luck on that thought since Jared has a security clearance of a house keeper. The voters will take over.
Dignity is not in his book.
Cowards tend to find it hard to give bad news in person
And after a year long investigation, my mistress found no evidence of infidelity. My wife will be happy to know that she can fire her PI
The man is a pig ! He makes all of them perform sexual acts of humiliating favors . I think .
"If your caps lock lasts more than four words, consult your doctor"
trnharris :; I will.
And Trump still...has supporters. Let that sink in
Conservatives were stupid when they voted, they were stupid when you typed that, and they're still stupid now. Go figure.
STILL, even now. And I thought fanatics were the worst
How is this Whitehouse still standing?!
Jayme Rosenberger hard to say
On nothing but the souls/blood of the innocence caught up in this admins disgraceful bs.😂😭
It isnt.
Well, it's really more sitting down.
Because it's a house and is unaffected by the nonphysical changes of politics.
An early upload and it's not cut into 3 different clips!? Thanks whoever manages the TH-cam account.
Whoever is in charge of uploads is the true stable genius!
Let's hope this style continues.
Hammad Ali the late show channel- LIKE
100%
Agreed. Thx for the quality upload.
"The strange thing about this is...everything" hahaha
I am pleading with all voters and those who need to register.. Please get ready to do the right thing and vote for dignity and respect to return to the Presidential seat. Make your count towards the highest position in this country to be held by a respectable intelligent human being that will not bring embarrass ment to this country. We are better than this..
Correction..make your vote count....
Not fired yet.
I would say Nyet.
Stay strong my fellow Americans.
Emm Bee Sea Da!!!! Russia 🇷🇺
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Emm Bee Sea : Blue Tsunami continues... Democrat Conor Lamb wins in Pennsylvania... Turns out is Pittsburgh America wants... And Not St. Petersburg in Trump country 😉
M. Rodrigo Lemus is it confirmed lamb won?
jack bran 🖕🏻
omg how!
Seriously, this place is like Game of Thrones bingo.
2:46 holy cats ahahaha seriously, I need a compilation of the "Just Kidding" lines
sailtheplains do you remember when getting a government job meant security? once you got one you had benefits and a long and stable career. Yet look where we are
It is like Game of Thrones, with Cersei being replaced by evil Hodor.
i agree
I feel ( weirdly) sorry for Rex....also RIP Stephen Hawking ....
Don't worry, the damage Rex Tillerson and Trump have done to the state departments will take multiple administrations to undo.
I feel like Stephen should have yelled out the last tweet at the top of his lungs to do justice to the all caps
Holy shit! Mike Pompeo as Secretary of State is just scary, I live in Kansas where he is from so get ready for some crazy shit
I'm pretty sure pompeo will be pushing for regime change in Syria which will lead to a war with Russia and Iran. Maybe even a showdown with China over the South China Sea.
Morgan M. The company you keep prove just who you are. Look at every single position he's hired for. Especially devos and carson....REALLY?
James Carter that's the length these scum are willing to go to...starting a war to try to keep this conspirator in office! They're trying to dismsntle the federal government and democracy, of that have no doubt.
Yes it will be crazier. All Americans with be taken to Guantanamo bay.
Really??!! Well, sounds like I will be doing some research on the Internet. And he is the Director of the CIA?? So SCARY must be what he knows now about National Security and more. I always thought that being flushed down the toilet would be a quick and painless process, but America is going down the drain of the swamp one agonizing and slow flush at a time.
Trump fired Rex over Twitter... what a Coward!!!
Tolerance don’t call him a coward, he said he would run into a school shooting without a weapon.
Thi Henry ...Ok, let me rephrase that. Trump is a LYING Coward!!!
Yeah, cadet bone spurs talks big, until its time to man up. If he wasn't a coward, he wouldn't have dodged the draft 5 times, declared bankruptcy 6 times, and cheated on all his wives
Thi Henry I was expecting him to fly in during the vets home standoff to run in and save everybody lol
Don't talk that way about Cadet Bone-Spurs. His tribe will deport you for using free speech.
Lol let's celebrate with a *PIÑA COLLUDA*
I'm starting to worry that Stephen Colbert is going to get sprayed with a nerve agent. #kiddingnotkidding
MG Wray Im concerned for the same thing. And not just Stephen. If he and John Oliver have "heart attacks" the same week, we'll know.
Have you guys heard the horrible news? We lost Stephen Hawking today.
Glad we had him on earth for as long as we did.
rip stephen hawking :c
Johnny Marzo ;( how?
Als complications.
So incredibly sad. I still can't believe he's gone.
Sad. We lost a genius.
Christopher Michael at least we still have a "genius"president lol
That was the best "I'm just kidding" yet XD
It's becoming his classic move. I'm always cued up to say it with him.
First one that actually got me
Some in the audience were kind of already there, snickering ahead of time. Hope it is not starting to become predictable because it is a good delivery method.
My boss couldn't fire me over a tweet and I work in a resteraunt we should hold the white house to the same standards that we hold our resteraunt too.
Wow this is one of his best monologues ever! The caps lock joke at the end killed me.
does the white house have a revolving door because it looks like everyone that goes into the trump admin goes out
Anish Mohanty and all those people he said were "the best people...I only pick the best people.." Are singing their black little hearts out on trumps conspiracy against the USA.
The committee saying there was "no collusion" not only didn't consult their Democratic peers, but don't seem to grasp Trump ISN'T being investigated for "collusion". He's being investigated for Conspiracy and the evidence is as plain as the wispy hay hair on his head! :P
#WHEREARETRUMPSTAXES
#LOCKTHEMUP
#400millionfromtgerussians
#ticktockticktock
Anish Mohanty .zaa
No, it has a chute! Faster and more efficient.
Waiting for the orange clown to go out of the revolving door and for it to hit him in the ass on the way out.
It's a special set of revolving doors that cost 139k.
"If your cap lock lasts more than four words, consult your doctor." Truer words have never been said about the internet...
I wish u get IMPEACHED before its too late IMPEACH 45 NOW😈👹👺🙈🙉🙊
Four* dummy
Four man... spelling errors like that really kill your point.
DEMS WILL LOSE AGAIN--- hows that loser
Except that he tweeted about it on Monday, but told Tillerson on the Friday before. Will leftists ever stop lying?
Tillerson should offer Dumps on a silver platter to Mueller
That's what we're waiting for; all the Trump-abused to spill the beans... And, he can't fire Mueller, and he can't gag- order (except during paid sex) Stormy Daniels !!
It's adorable that you think he has anything to offer. The Russia delusion continues? Dems running on a make the cold war hot platform in 2018?
98skol the only thing adorable is your ignorance and naivety. Go back to getting spoon fed fox fantasy
When history looks back on Trump's White House, it'll be set to the Looney Tunes theme song.
The Masked Heel I was thinking of the Benny Hill theme personally.
I'm thinking the theme song to COPS.
Nah, Yakety Sax.
The Masked Heel damn your comment made my day thanks I needed that
IS the Yakety Sax the theme song from Scooby Doo chase or from the Benny Hill chase?
“I couldn’t fire you in person, Rex, because of, you know, bone spurs.”
“I have a private jet waiting to take you to London...”
The Equalizer 2014 because of you know.. cowardice
To maureen skaar: To think that he’s famous for saying “You’re fired!” to people face-to-face, he is one giant chicken.
The Equalizer 2014 - That's the weird thing. Trump has been notoriously fearful of confrontation throughout his adult life. His whole reality show schtick is that he's the boss: he hires, he decides, he fires. But in his personal life, he always feared canning people, always wanted others to do it for him. "Chicken" is an understatement.
To Slutty McTits: The producers of “The Apprentice” have pretty much slammed Trump in various interviews, but they kept their mouth shut and all this came out AFTER the election.
The Equalizer 2014 - True. They are about as spineless as Paul Ryan (maybe not quite that bad, Ryan IS a pretty severe case). But when you're on the payroll, I guess the silence is to be expected.
Congratulations Rex, you no longer have to be affiliated with the Trump presidency.
I can't wait to have an adult in the WH again. This is sad.
What a lovely President you have.. *Heavy sarcasm..
RIP Stephen Hawking
Robert Menegazzi he died?! What!!!
Yes, a genius is gone.
Just checked, he died. LONG LIVE HAWKING!!!
Paul Ramos oh wow. Rest in peace.
As a two time death process survivor and seeder of many beautiful things in that process, I am glad for him to be out of that chair. The people who go to heaven have good hearts and minds. They want to benefit all beings. He'll keep working there and send other geniuses here information. Peace
To be fair to Tillerson, he reportedly didn't even want the job - his wife told him he needed to do it for his country. Retirement will undoubtedly be prefaced by some very uncomfortable silences in that house. The mass exodus continues - more to follow.
Guys Stephen Hawkins died!
My deepest condolences. He was one of the greatest minds of our time and the real stable genius.
Labib Bin Aslam on the one hand may he rest in peace on the other hand I'm almost envious of him with thus current administration
Labib Bin Aslam proof there is no god.... Hawking is dead and republicans are still screwing this country up.
Who's Stephen Hawkins? I know a Hawking....hm....
Labib Bin Aslam meh
Really sad. I hope he is remembered well.
Did Trump manage his companies like this too? What a mess.
Yes, results = 6 bankruptcies!
I know right? I heard people during the election saying “he’s a businessman! He’s going to run the country like a business” and I kept yelling “he’s bankrupt 6 companies!!!” Long story short nobody listened, and Trump’s our president.
Where have you been ? Dozens have failed ; vocational schools, golf courses, properties/structures, start ups..bank ownership....
Sad thing is this is a footnote in history for the asinine ways in which this president has seriously screwed up in his duties
Trump has the maturity of a middle school little girl breaking up with a boy on Twitter,
(my apologies to middle school little girls, most of them are actually more mature than the Twitter Troll.)
@Mike Zimmer No.
"I think Rex will be much happier now..." - like it's a dog that's been put to sleep, after a long and debilitating illness.
But i don't think he is wrong this time.
More people make it through the Suicide Squad than Trump's administration.
what ever happened to the comment Trump made that *HE ENJOYS CONFLICT AND HAVING PEOPLE AROUND THAT THINK DIFFERENTLY ??????*
Shawn Smith Yeah, but that was last week.
He lied.
It's true. He also enjoys firing people who disagree with him. Can't do that if he only has yes-men around.
Isn’t Chump the one that was bragging about how low unemployment was ? 😂🤦🏾♂️
When your president lives on Twitter instead of in reality smh🤦🤦🤦🤦
Now it's Trumps turn.
We all know Putin's vengeful arse won't allow that. He's been planning on taken down America systematically since the cold war.
Very off topic, but RIP Stephen Hawking. You will be missed sir :(
Celldweller Rip the genius. They are becoming an endangered species at this point.
Incredible that he can't face an employee to fire him. No balz at all.
Everybody is leaving trumps White House, including his hair
farah hadid omg
farah hadid low energy burn
farah hadid that's funny
I wish he would leave...
farah hadid Your go to girl Hillary did a great 3 slip dance move going down the stairs in India.
You know, that dog analogy actually works. Trump went "Old Yeller" on Tillerson. He just got someone else to take Tillerson behind the shed.
Andrew Owens, Tillerson isn't the one who is rabbid.
+John O Vote out *all* Republicans and Democrats.
Is anyone surprised at this point?
Tillerson was! =P
Not even slightly. Its predictable, as crazy as that might sound.
i'm just waiting to wake up..
Adam Gerson not really but we were hoping he would have gotten his $h!+ together by now.
Nope, I think we're all a little numb to Trump's stupidity.
"I have the best people" as Trump said during the campaign of 2016...
Scary times!
I'm still waiting for him to fire Secretary of education and Secretary of environmental protection
And replace them with qualified people or at the least non incompetent
I feel a little sad tonight, Stephen Hawking leaving us . .
camelshit he was clown
Hawking dies and republicans live to Fuck this country up...there is no god or karma.
That's what you are sad about?
You are the biggest clown of all, lame -o !! His IQ was like 200; your's is like 40.....
Commander-In-Chief in MeltDown mode
Excellent coverage!
For the actor who claims he has the highest ratings firing people from the Apprentice, he can doesn't know how to tell his Cabinet members, "You're fired "
When someone becomes more president than the current president you’re fired.
Is it possible to show less class than to fire someone a) in his absence b) over Twitter c) without even telling him why?
That’s the lowest way possible!
This horrible man shouldn’t have bred und thereby multiplied his disgusting ways.
Man, those 8 minutes are GOLD. Stephen is on fire!
Spelling error in Trump's tweet as usual. It should read "After 14-month long inept investigation, found ..."
wish I could say I wasn't expecting it to be over twitter
In the current situation in the United States, to beat Trump you do not need Oprah. You need Kim Kardashian. Fire against fire (of stupidity and drama) 😂😂😂😂😂
Or Kanye West
Fuck that. I get your point, but, fuck that.
Estefany Murillo How bad is it that if I had to choose between Donald Trump and Kim Kardashian, I wasn't allowed to vote for anyone else, I would actually vote for Kim? At least she's a successful business-person and seems to care about people other than herself, especially her family. I can't say that about Trump.
Mike Heinrichs Yep. Exactly my point!
lol scary but true
He's such a boss but can't do it face to face.
Why is this gentleman so funny?
😄😂😄
All the iconic people we grew up along with are passing away.. RIP Stephen Hawking.
Donald, feel free to go anytime by the way
Lora Z It is amazing Hawking was able to live this long with that terrible disease.
Van Nicholson I know right!
Another one bites the dust...
NOTHING about this white house surprises me anymore, I wish it did though cuz the ONLY thing I enjoyed about Trump’s presidency was the drama and entertainment aspect of it all, but now it’s just another day and just another headline, no low is too low for the president, and “breaking” news isn’t even breaking news anymore.
"You've won an all-expense-paid trip to get the f**k out of here..." I can so see Trump saying this. Stephen is just nailing it these days!
Well, at least Donny didn't tweet "Totally fell for it! We're in the clear! Complete Success! Can I have the tape back now?" To Putin.
You know, Stormy Daniels has tapes too, over 3 SECONDS of hardcore action!! LOL
I think that's left to Junior.
New Message
...yet.
Wentworth .. yep and he'll be up at the crack of noon to do it all over again. He's probably never worked a day in his life
i swear you comment on every video
YESTERDAY.yesterday???YESTERDAY
ha! when he says god bless you to the audience sneezing
Hopefully Twitter is how Trump learns of his IMPEACHMENT.
Oh man, I was just starting to get used to hearing the name "Rex Tillerson"
"Nerve agent would trigger a response"... so DJT got 'triggered'
The random person sneezing at 1:24 is the funniest part of this video for me 😂 Seriously listen, they first sneeze at 1:18 and then 2 more times before Colbert calls out to them "God bless you" without missing a beat 😄 I keep rewinding it and each time the sneezing gets funnier and funnier
Stephen looks fantastic in that suit and tie. Love the colours.
I wonder if Putin will fire Trump via Twitter.
Van Nicholson...nope. Probably nerve gas.
Bye 👋 Felicia
Just brilliant!
86,000 likes for Trump's tweet. RIP AMERICA
Condolences to Stephen Hawkings
Future Seeker You could at least get his name right.
Was sad to read that tonight.
Who the Fuck is Hawkings?
It's his family who could use our condolences.
Coolbreeze Benny - who the fuck are you?
I'm feel really sad this happened. Nothing we can do, right. Nerve Agents are pretty bad and chemical warfare was my job in the military. Anyways, I love Stephen Colbert.
So Trump fired a staff member for disagreeing with him, via Twitter.
That's the Trumpiest thing he's ever done.
Who will fire T- Rump then?
My assumption is that if more people leave office, at some point i think football rules will apply; when there are too many player sent off the field with a red card (meaning, suspended), the match will be aborted/disqualified.
So either a special court will rule that the situation is extraordinary and has to be aborted, or the people get really angry...