Dating apps are a losing game. All the people worth dating either never use the app, or meet someone new off them really quickly, then delete their accounts and go off to live happy lives. So all that’s left are all the creeps, unwashed losers, bitter misogynists, and/or raging racists/bigots/trolls that no one would ever willingly go near.
I am massively... in no small meaningful way, saddened by the simple and overlooked dangerous fact, that you don't have handrails for sale. Such a blatant safety violation.
@@JosiahSchneider @JosiahSchneider OMG you actually replied; I'm a big fan and i love your videos, especially the ones where you scream at kids and insult their parents.....wait a minute.....
Bruh, no single moms? My mom was a single mom on dating sites but that’s not because my dad left. SHE WAS WIDOWED. Geez, why are people like this! She had to deal with this behavior all the time!
Hey the type of people to be so oblivious to the situation to say "no single moms" are probably the wrong choice anyway, so it just thins the herd in a good way.
That's true tho, being single and learning to love yourself is way healthier and better for you than constantly trying to jump into a relationship and measuring your worth solely based on whether or not you have a partner
Ive let my parents live with me since I was born and then I had to kick them out when I turned 16, they were going out every night and coming home super late and wouldn't call and let me know they were OK and I would wait up all night imagining they were dead on the side of the road......they had no respect for the rules so as hard as it was, I had to kick them out!!! You gotta be tough sometimes
You know there used to be a joke that goes something like "A hooker would have been more expensive." to comment on an expensive date but I guess that is turned around even before the date, WTF?
actually moving out in my country before marriage isnt allowed! and even talk about isnt allowed! you wanna move out? have a marriage first!, and when i heard western do that i was shocked cuz living alone is sucks really i know sometimes its chilli like that but living with your dad and mom and helping them and seeing them its the only thing i could ask for! just having a happily family
Stopped using dating apps years ago, like don't get me wrong I have met some wonderful people thru them, but the majority are weird, or just straight up abusive.
5:40 No, that simply means that as long as they aren't in a relationship they are willing to sleep around. It's either or, not both at the same time. 9:58 Thanks, now we are all cursed with this knowledge. At this point I have to assume that Tinder is actively manipulating the matches depending on how much money you pay them. There is no other explanation as to how some of these people ever find anyone.
dating apps are actually a gacha game where the more attractive you are the higher your pity is.
Jackson pretending he's never used Grindr is so relatable
same
The M36?
(jk)
How tf did u comment 3 hours before the video went up
@Ryan-e7vhes probebly an editor
@toadthestupidhe’s a member so he gets early access
14:23 hit them with the “Kys” and “:3” combo
I think it paires really well, since you are saying "keep yourself safe"
Dating apps are a losing game. All the people worth dating either never use the app, or meet someone new off them really quickly, then delete their accounts and go off to live happy lives.
So all that’s left are all the creeps, unwashed losers, bitter misogynists, and/or raging racists/bigots/trolls that no one would ever willingly go near.
I am massively... in no small meaningful way, saddened by the simple and overlooked dangerous fact, that you don't have handrails for sale.
Such a blatant safety violation.
You know what else is massive?.. The Low Taper Fade Meme 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mr_nobody1000 its actually crazy how its like still MASSIVE
Btw why is he cosplaying as Kurtis Conner
4:42 Condolences Jackson, such a shame that your girlfriend isn't understanding and open minded. Smh.
Rip Jackson's relationship with that first text 😂😭
I hope she sees this video you never know
Tinder is a horror. Got off this app 4 years ago, and absolutely not planning to come back.
And never used any other apps.
I need a behind the scenes clip on how you did that mic drop at 2:38. Please and thank you. 🙏
Yooo! You watch him too? Love your vids! Loved your collab with @LandoKalriz, too. You should collab with Jackson!
Decaf for you😂😂
Hi therre :)
@drketchupYT hellooo
@@JosiahSchneider @JosiahSchneider OMG you actually replied; I'm a big fan and i love your videos, especially the ones where you scream at kids and insult their parents.....wait a minute.....
Bruh, no single moms? My mom was a single mom on dating sites but that’s not because my dad left. SHE WAS WIDOWED. Geez, why are people like this! She had to deal with this behavior all the time!
Hey the type of people to be so oblivious to the situation to say "no single moms" are probably the wrong choice anyway, so it just thins the herd in a good way.
"Dating apps are on the Decline"
Starting the video off with a positive message! 😎🤙 I like your style, Jackson!
I've seen atleast three dating app ads during this video lmao
Love the "Jackson Criticizes Shit" series 😂😂
My god these were some of the worst so far I hope your girlfriend isn’t mortified after that text lmao great vid 🔥
6:00 The fact that ChatGPT pronounced it "idear" is killing me
This is why I'm better off single
Looks like somebody's been spending time at the cope-a cabana
That's true tho, being single and learning to love yourself is way healthier and better for you than constantly trying to jump into a relationship and measuring your worth solely based on whether or not you have a partner
🔥Good thing I saw this before I decided to try any dating apps; thank you! 😂
HOW DARE THIS BE KEPT FROM ME FOR 4 WHOLE MINUTES
It was kept from me for two hours
7 HOURS FOR ME 😭😭
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@great-wyrmII "bot comment" ☝️🤓
@@Just_Another_Bot69but your name is “Just_Another_Boy69”
Bros 'stache 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
The "my mouth is open" killed me 😂 😭
I never had luck on any dating website. I had the most luck on reddit
how are people dating off reddit
@cjenui I used the reddit page forever alone dating where you can post a reddit post about who you are and what you're looking for.
And THIS is why I don’t do dating apps. 😂
Also because like for most people the experience is disgustingly frustrating.
Bro kurtis has a brother?!😭
2:01 these people do know people die sometimes....right?!
Amazing video I’ve been waiting for this one for a while! Impeccable mic drop 🔥🔥🔥
3:10 this beetlejuice impression is amazing
Jackson... is the mic cable wrapped around you?
Its literally 3am in the morning and im eating mangoes while watching this vid😔😔
Thank you, australian. i agree. Yes mhm u are correct.. BINGO!!!!!
sooooo what comes after the "my mouth is open" part...
i'm so fucking curious as to what their response is
9:57 It’s the Gumball and Darwin dating app
If anyone asks me why I'm single, I'll send this to them😂😂
Ive let my parents live with me since I was born and then I had to kick them out when I turned 16, they were going out every night and coming home super late and wouldn't call and let me know they were OK and I would wait up all night imagining they were dead on the side of the road......they had no respect for the rules so as hard as it was, I had to kick them out!!! You gotta be tough sometimes
Hell yes another long form video
Why even pay $40 a month when 100% of women ignore you on those apps. Its a waste of money.
Yeah getting a woman is impossible
Never used a dating app and I reckon I never will (my self esteem is already at rock bottom)
Not what I expected to wake up and watch this morning.
$500 for a dating app subscription, man we better be doing it after the first date or its just not worth it
I'd expect to find a life partner for that. One night stands are much easier to get.
The app better be paying for the first date to
You know there used to be a joke that goes something like "A hooker would have been more expensive." to comment on an expensive date but I guess that is turned around even before the date, WTF?
Moving out and living alone? In this economy???
actually moving out in my country before marriage isnt allowed! and even talk about isnt allowed! you wanna move out? have a marriage first!, and when i heard western do that i was shocked cuz living alone is sucks really
i know sometimes its chilli like that
but living with your dad and mom and helping them and seeing them its the only thing i could ask for! just having a happily family
What country is this?? /genuine
🔥AHHHHHHHHH MY EYESSSSS🔥
I thought you were Kurtis Conner for a second😭
Bro is slowly turning into Kurtis Conner
Hey man, respect for living at your parents, i lived at mine for a long long time, about 22 years before i moved out.
KFC mentioned 💪😼 3:50
Love your vids and vods
Sadly the people leaving dating apps don’t actually try to get physical relationships and instead use ai girlfriend apps
Idk they're cringe 😭 like can ai boyfriends stop growling or smugly smiling
You know its a good day when Jackson posts
Don‘t fart in me!!!
The "I guess I'll just leave" bit got me-
edit:🔥
If you were a video game I'd play you WITHOUT A BACKGROUND VIDEO 😩
this video was straight up 🔥🔥🔥
good mic btw
Stopped using dating apps years ago, like don't get me wrong I have met some wonderful people thru them, but the majority are weird, or just straight up abusive.
🔥🔥🔥 This made me laugh so much! I think I'll start using Tinder again!
now i just need to figure out how to meet people in real life.
My face this entire video: 😬😳
🔥
Awesome job thanks for uploading you made my day
Last one was mad 😅
The mustache has returned
انا بحب ان الاجانب مش كلهم نفس النمط اللي الاعلام الغربي بيوصلهولنا
what!?!? "thats the way the cookie crubels" is achaly a thing!
I genuinely say it all the time
@@vaiwashington7065 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂(someone shatter my eardrums)
Would you like it to be done with a baseball bat or a shovel? 😂
@madeleineburrows5671 either won't matter until the job gets done
Tbh I'm 25 and i live with my parents but i kinda have to in this economy of houses as well as rent being ridiculously high. Plus i aint got a job so.
GOD WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?! 🤢
Great video as always Jackson!! ❤🔥 :D
we listening to the Abstinence Anthem after this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
12:32 activist... or supremacist😲🧐😲🧐🤔🤔🤔🤔😐😐🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤔🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐🧐☠️☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀💀💀
5:40 No, that simply means that as long as they aren't in a relationship they are willing to sleep around.
It's either or, not both at the same time.
9:58 Thanks, now we are all cursed with this knowledge.
At this point I have to assume that Tinder is actively manipulating the matches depending on how much money you pay them. There is no other explanation as to how some of these people ever find anyone.
Bro at 5:13, you forgot to reload and do a speech check. Keep doing it until success.
That UwU one really is just "so I do a little trolling"
SHAVE THE STASHE
Wait since when does Jackson have a girlfriend??🔥
I just realized how well Jackson rocks that mustache 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🥝
9:57 it's alabama dating central :3
This is just so entertaining
i dont think im ever moving out of my parents house... i will never be able to afford a place to live..
Holy cow that ending 🐄
Dating apps: for women it's like looking through a catalogue. For men it's like looking for a needle in a haystack.
deadass thought this was Kurtis at first lmfaooo
Early to a Jackson vid? How wonderful but I don't get dating apps I rather just meet people normally than purposely for dating.
i never want to use a dating app wtf is wrong with people 😭
$500 for a dating app is crazy who gonna buy that?
Hi Jackson!
WOOO THE VIDEO!!
3:59 i miss the person i was before i read this
Why are you so energetic in this video
this was peak
Dating apps are like a supermarket, the men are the products on the shelves, while the women walk down the aisle with the trolley.
cool hair (compliment)
We r done with Tinder too dont worry haha 🔥
4:38 You should have sent it to poz
This is NOTHING... You should see the shit I've seen.
We need positivity and wholesomeness to balance this cringe out ngl
1:23 sell cups
I’m HOPING a few of these were satire (specifically the last one)
Hey Jackson, can you please try streaming a playing on bully and do a safety audit on bullworth Academy?
Do I need to find my glasses or is Jackson getting grey hairs or is it the lighting
Thank god that ended on such a calm and relaxed note…
australian kurtis conner
4:47 YOU ARE PLAYING WITH FUCKING FIRE MATE WTH
:fire emoji: