@@elizabethchase8725 oh HELL YEAH! 🎶he can run on into the bunker... Run on into the bunker... Run on into the bunker... Sooner or later the FBI's gonna lock him up... Sooner or later the FBI's gonna-- lock him up🎶
The Fact that Trump can say Better President than Lincoln (A man who preserved the Union and abolished slavery so he could emancipate an entire race of people in America) and Washington (The first President and founding father of America) without a hint of sarcasm or irony is maddening and the fact that his sycophantic supporters agree is terrifying…
When you think the grift can't go any worse and embarassing, Donnie goes and does this - stoop lower than anyone has before. I really am not feeling sorry for the gullible people that fall for these grifts anymore. Fool and his money are soon parted.
Nobody has ever stooped lower, or done so as spectacularly as he has. He can't think of anyone that stoops low half as good as he does. It's the biggest stoop the country has ever seen. Lincoln and Washington never sunk this low. Fact!
His grift hasn't changed in its essence for four decades at least. Every grift of his rests on grossly overvaluing some thing, and raking the excess value in his pocket. Except in his interactions with Russians and Saudis, they knew the grift, but used it as a way to route illicit funds to him while he was nominal president, and thinking they can make that happen again.
It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud in my cubicle when I read it. I knew right away that it would be a good night for late night talk show hosts.
There's a LOT to unpack from that so-called announcement by Clownigula, but the one that stays with me was the dinner prize where he said "I don't know if that's an amazing prize but it's what we have." The way he said it, it was less of a humblebrag and more sad admission that his star is fading. And I'm loving every second of it!
_The Average American has been INFECTED 150 Year (1880 Domininism Papers) that the WEALTHY use to make this NATION one of KINGS, DICTATORS - & - PSYCOPATHS for Forever WAR. *It's pretty simple... as the RICH GOT RICHER our Democracy became Weaker!*
@@mort8143 He's hilarious! The "Better Know a District" series on the Daily Show was killing it. He got Jack Abramoff to appear and slipped him a benjamin "as a bribe", then got a sitting member of congress to state the reasons he likes cocaine. He was unleashed on Comedy Central. He's not allowed to have as much fun on CBS but he still gets a lot of zingers in.
@@timb1319 sorry but disagree Andy was not as openly willing to do anything, nor display an innocent gullibility all in that Guillermo has. Guillermo is just being Guillermo. Andy was playing a character for the sidekick job
From Australia: We thought it was a comedian impersonating and satirising Trump. And then we realised it was for real. And this idiot was once President??????
As soon as I saw the Trump NFTs, my first thought was: What the hell did I just see? My second thought was: Holy hell, this is hysterical, I can't wait to see the late-night comics tear this apart.
@@patharasown Never say "you can't top this" when it comes to truly stupid people. Their reply will always be "Oh yeah? Hold my beer." Also, I can hear "challenge accepted" coming from thousands of amazingly skillful hackers.
For all of you laughing saying you almost fell off your couch when you heard the announcement, I was on a treadmill😮 for real! I almost had a heart attack 😂😂😂😂
Forget all that 🤣 Each NFT that was worth $99 is now worth $1,000 a piece right now and constantly going up on OpenSea ‼️🔥 While they sleep, we eat💰💰 Jokes on them 🤣🤣🤣
Superheroes don't announce they are Superheroes. First rule of being one is not taking credit for being one. This is more of a super villian move. The only announcement I want to hear is that he is being convicted for his crimes.
"I am here to announce that I am being arrested as we shpeak. My charges will be so big, some would say the biggest of all time. Nobody will be charged as much as me. Covfefe." - Donald Trump
Prizes are "dinner with a traitor", wow so tempting. The grift that keeps on grifting! I saw on Twitter those that purchased can't even access the fake cards. It's so sick and twisted, anything for money.
If you're ok twitter, there's actually an American who made a 2 min video describing how it's a money laundering scheme and how it may develop further to help him clean money without a sweat check that video, it made sense and logic to me
My only reservation is that I can imagine, to the extent those 'cards' are genuinely non-fungible, that enough non-Trumpezoids would put out $100 to have in perpetuity the _dumbest_ attempt at self-promotion in the history of the human race. And it could be Trump is consciously banking on that paradox. He would never have 'won' the -election- Electoral College without the help of CNN, NYT, etc. and pre-Musk Twitter, a fact that he has gloated over in his more candid moments.
I didn't believe it at first. I thought it was a big joke, but then I started seeing it being reported on multiple reputable news outlets. I still had a hard time believing it. I mean this is a level of cartoonish idiocy normally reserved for political cartoons by someone's opposition to make them look stupid, but he unironically did it to himself thinking it was a good idea.
they should have made one of him standing at the podium in front of the Four Seasons Landscaping Company. Every time I think back to that fiasco I have to laugh
I passed milk thru my nose when the first card hit this AM….I laffed my azz off. The orange florida man is certifiably INSANE!….and so is anyone who is even contemplating buying one of these as an investment!
From England I think this is the most embarrassing thing he has done and there are a lot of other things. If his cult don’t start realising now what a grifter he is they are beyond help. The world is laughing.
@ Orby.....I know I am an American live in California. This announcement is embarrassing, I know the world watches! That's why he no🤦♀️ longer president, frankly he never should of been president. Now I just pray, God removes him one way or another.
NOTHING will ever be funnier than Donald Trump embarassing himself like this. I still fall down laughing watching his announcement even though I've already watched it so many times. It's like the most cringe that has ever existed in history.
Funnier more are the digital artists that just f@cked him. Note the football NFT the football is deflated. Small hands ball cheater. There are many more to come in every image… The more eyes on the prize the better. Who can find Waldo or find the three differences?
"And join an exclusive community... of the dumbest and most gullible Americans ever to walk the planet Earth." Which at last count, apparently totals over 70 million of 'em!
@@madmanaustinmadman9671 It totally proves that his supporters are idiots. I hope he takes them for all he can get. Maybe someday they will stop being made suckers
If he was going to debase himself and do this humiliating thing anyway, he should've charged $999 instead of $99. They sold too quickly, which means they were severely underpriced. He's not even as good at grifting as he thinks he is. He could have gotten so much more out of his cult followers. Of course, there's also the idea that it's a money laundering scheme. That makes the most sense.
Not gonna lie: when Trump got Covid I was very disappointed it didn't take him. But watching him slowly degrade to a pathetic burning trashpile trying to grift with NFTs long after folks have moved past is far, far more amusing! Thank you, universe!
The Trump announcement feels like a 3am infomercial featuring 5 cd collections of dutch folk music. All it needed was an "act now and get one more _____ absolutely free!" And pretty sure but the nft game is all played out
Trump: It's a very simple process... very simple. You have the both persons send their account information in to me in order to verify the transaction, and at the bottom of the page where it says "transpher" you click "Yes." Just like what my third wife said when the divorce lawyer asked if she needed any help... What was her name again? Rudy: The divorce lawyer, or your wife? Trump: My wife stupid... Anyway, Then the money will be transferred from both your accounts... and the person, very lucky person to have such good friends - - will have the card added to their account. Then my pal Rudy... great guy. Treated so unfairly, but of course... not as unfairly as I have been treated. He will manually go in, and delete the old card from the first persons account. Rudy: HEY BOSS. I got an idea... how about they load the image onto their phones, and then trade the phones... Trump: Because I don't make any money that way stupid...
@@XHTAP While the caps lock is obnoxious and this was said in a rather rude way, I kind of agree. Not sure why they do this every single time. Maybe they have OCD. Hell if I know.
"based on his life and his career" - yeah, I remember when trump was an astronaut, a Nascar driver, a cowboy, a Superhero.... yeah, what an excellent biography of tRump's life. 🤣😂
lol when my grandkids were little I used an app to put their pix on all kinds of cute things. My grandson loved the astronaut one of himself the best. 😂 As soon as I saw these I immediately thought of those. lol he can't be serious! (he's serious isn't he)? 🙄 So embarrassing 😐
I just saw a video that where pelosi and Chuck Schumer said that dealing with him was like dealing with a child. I don't know. Maybe now all those people that think he's so great. Will actually see what the rest of us have seen from the beginning. Who knows. Probably not, but you can always hope.
I recommend everyone hear your monologue daily, I love chuckling thru the day at the stuff you guys give us and today the Rump Digital Cards absolutely took it over the top...Thank you!
You know whats goofier about Trumps latest grift? Ppl will buy this bullshit and keep paying for his lawyers. This dude has to be the sleaziest, greasy weasel ive ever seen in my life! This man was our President, and hes gonna run again. Stop already man, STOP!.
Sad thing is, there are people who will buy this grift instead of helping their kids go to school, buy a car, put in a savings, pay off a debt. Really sad.
The fact that Dump said the cards were depicting "his life and career" and not a single one had anything to even do with his life or career. 🤦♀️ I was speechless the first time I saw the announcement. He is so broke and desperate from all his lawsuits that even his sweepstakes are for things that cost him nothing. As I saw in another comment section... "If I wanted to have a Big Mac with a clown I would just go to McDonald's."
If there was one of him grabbing a lady by the cat, well it's kinda tempting to get one. I'd never pay for it though , actually there's probably a photoshop meme already I should just go check.
I supported Trump because he was a better President than Biden but this is embarrassing coming from a past president. He’s losing his marbles . But I still don’t want Biden in presidency and hopefully Trump isn’t the other option because I won’t vote for either.
@@Oliver-ft2fq That makes absolutely zero sense, for two reasons.1. Trump was president *BEFORE* Biden and 2. Biden may be a flawed corporate Dem, but at least he *ACTUALLY* did something to benefit the middle class rather than the filthy rich. A boiled egg is smarter than Trump. 😂😂🤣
@@ProMace the economy is now worse under Biden presidency. Trump made mistakes and now has become a parody clown no doubt but he didn’t let things get so out of hand.
@@Oliver-ft2fq Sorry, but you're still making ZERO sense. The current state of the economy is a WORLDWIDE phenomenon and a result of EXTERNAL factors, like the disastrous Ukraine war. You CAN NOT attribute this to Biden's presidency, PERIOD.
I thought it was a joke this morning. Still hard to believe. It’s the first time in years that I’ve actually wanted to speak with my MAGA family members. Haaaa
@@robwahl6288 I know my two brothers. They’d just throw down whatever they have in their hands and walk quickly away. Even those morons wouldn’t be able to explain away this crap. Haaaa
That was perhaps the best outtakes ever. Supremely done team Kimmel. You all deserve the praise for this hard work. Stellar night for all that goes to the games. I don't like sports, but I do so love the spirit of it. Community-oriented for humanity. Well done as always Kimmel. We know why John Oliver "win". But to me. You all heroes to the people in your own way.
I wonder why Joe Biden doesn't have Some NFT'S I mean he's the president how does he let trump have all of spotlight, they hate trump but He's still more relevant than the actual president Biden, can someone Explain why trump is still being talked if he's hated so much.
TO THE TUNE 🎶 OF: OH SUSANNA: WORDS BY PAMMY!OH, TRUMP 🧛 CALLS FOR HIS 🧛 MAGATS, 🧒👧 "PLEASE 🥺 COME AND DEFEND 💣 ME! 🧛 WILL YOU 👧🧒 ALL STAND UP ☝️ AND FIGHT, 🥷 SO I 🧛 WILL REMAIN FREE! 🆓 CHORUS: 🎶 "OH, MY 🧛 MAGATS, 🧒👧 PLEASE 🥺 STAND AND DEFEND 💣 ME! 🧛 IF YOU 👧🧒 DON'T, I'LL 🧛 GO TO JAIL, 👮👮♀️ TO MEET MY 🧛 DESTINY!" TRUMP 🧛 KNOWS THAT HE'S 🧛 GOING TO JAIL! 👮♀️👮 IT'S TRUTH HE 🧛 CAN'T DENY! HE 🧛 SCREAMS 🗣️ SO LOUD 🔊 FOR YOU 🧒👧 TO HEAR, 🙉 AND THEN HE 🧛 STARTS TO CRY! 😭 CHORUS: 🎶 "OH, MY 🧛 MAGATS, 👧🧒 PLEASE 🥺 STAND AND DEFEND 💣 ME! 🧛 IF YOU 🧒👧 DON'T, I'LL 🧛 GO TO JAIL, 👮👮♀️ TO MEET MY 🧛 DESTINY!"
Not nearly as embarrassing as the way Biden is running this county into the ground. Trump's latest embarrassment earned him millions within 24 hours, meanwhile back at the nuthouse, Biden is spending our tax dollars like it's his money that he & Hunter already stole. You people with TDS are blind and ignorant, no doubt! Let's Go Brandon!
Quite possibly the most embarrassing American moment ever. We are the laughing stock of the world.
Yep! Ugly America 🇺🇸 is in full bloom 🤯
Johnny Cash summed it up for all of us...pull it up
"God Is Gonna Cut You Down"
I am having the best laugh ever in Australia where this was first thing in morning news😂 I am sorry for the sane people in US.
For over7 years now...
@@elizabethchase8725 oh HELL YEAH!
🎶he can run on into the bunker... Run on into the bunker... Run on into the bunker... Sooner or later the FBI's gonna lock him up... Sooner or later the FBI's gonna-- lock him up🎶
The Fact that Trump can say Better President than Lincoln (A man who preserved the Union and abolished slavery so he could emancipate an entire race of people in America) and Washington (The first President and founding father of America) without a hint of sarcasm or irony is maddening and the fact that his sycophantic supporters agree is terrifying…
Actually you're giving him to much credit. It's only sheer stupidity that allows him to make such outrageous claims....
President bone-spurs
That made me so mad. And I'm not even American!
Their numbers, for various reasons, seem to be diminishing. But that too is scary, because the likes of DeSantis are far more dangerous...
Neither of those men were perfect, but to even dare to compare him to them is so gross.
Kimmel you just keep Bringin' It and calling out the lunacy that surrounds us. Keep up the good work.
Showing one of those NFT's to anyone is a lot like saying, "Look at me, I'm a dumbass".
😂👏👏👏👏
That’s exactly how I felt about Herschel Walker yard signs!😂😂😂
Well, millions of dumbasses will buy these things, so...
Dumbass 🤡 is more accurate......
sheesh
leave it to the MAGA gang they will go after it. idiots revisited.
When you think the grift can't go any worse and embarassing, Donnie goes and does this - stoop lower than anyone has before. I really am not feeling sorry for the gullible people that fall for these grifts anymore. Fool and his money are soon parted.
I just got a healthy dose of schedinfreud watching this!
Nobody has ever stooped lower, or done so as spectacularly as he has. He can't think of anyone that stoops low half as good as he does. It's the biggest stoop the country has ever seen. Lincoln and Washington never sunk this low. Fact!
But those people vote 🤦🏻♀️
A-fu**ing-MEN to that! Well said.
As we say in Australia, he is so low, he could crawl under a snakes belly in a top hat and stilts!
I couldn't wait for you to cover this absurdity Jimmy!
I waited all day
And I wasn’t disappointed either!
Jimmy probably gave his writers the day off. Saw the ‘Florida Man’s’ announcement and said ‘I’ve got this. The jokes just write themselves’.
Ikr!!
Lmao same
" you could win an amazing prize like dinner with me, I don't know if that's amazing but is what we have" I'm done! 😂😂😂😂
Your chance to win 'Dinner with a Has-Been'?
Access to very sensitive classified documents..
😅😅😅
you can aso win a photo opportunity with Trump life size cartboard cutout
Trump life size cartboard cutout are amazing we love them they are beautiful
@@miras2222 - Yes, and also quite useful... at the bottom of your birds cage. 😉
$99 cards for nothing… 45 has gone over the edge..Quanon meets QVC
Lol- that’s good!
You do get entered into a prize draw, the first prize is dinner with Trump, the second prize is two dinners with Trump.
@@robertdraper5782 the third prize is a classified document.
His grift hasn't changed in its essence for four decades at least. Every grift of his rests on grossly overvaluing some thing, and raking the excess value in his pocket. Except in his interactions with Russians and Saudis, they knew the grift, but used it as a way to route illicit funds to him while he was nominal president, and thinking they can make that happen again.
@@jackderipper2233 last place prize gets Eric.
It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud in my cubicle when I read it. I knew right away that it would be a good night for late night talk show hosts.
Only ninety-nine dollars! That's less than a hundred!
@@DonariaRegia I'm surprised it's not $99.99!
It’s the best price for nothing I’ve ever seen!
@@elirien4264 The $0.99 would be for shipping 😅
I wonder if Americans truly appreciate how ridiculous this makes their country look in the eyes of the world.
Some of us do. Others, no.
I do. Can't speak for the rest lol
Um of course not.
The sane among us do, and loathe him and his trash MAGA cultists for it.
Appreciate isn't really the right word. We acknowledge it and feel embarrassed af. At least those that aren't Trumpets.
Oh dear God! That last couple of minutes totally took me out! TEARS! I love you, Jimmy!
What happened to sam brinton do you know?
There's a LOT to unpack from that so-called announcement by Clownigula, but the one that stays with me was the dinner prize where he said "I don't know if that's an amazing prize but it's what we have." The way he said it, it was less of a humblebrag and more sad admission that his star is fading. And I'm loving every second of it!
Clownigula 🤡🤣
I use Lord Cheeto
FG zoom call!!!! He must have Rudy back in his team
Dinner at McDonald's with lotsa, lotsa ketchup🤣🤣🤣
HOPEFULLY your favourite president. That is a big giveaway that he knows the game is up!
My God people who fall for this and send him money again you can not call them stupid anymore this is something on another level
Yeah. They're really not safe to be unsupervised. But who would want to supervise them?
They are racists, and hate mongwrs
_The Average American has been INFECTED 150 Year (1880 Domininism Papers) that the WEALTHY use to make this NATION one of KINGS, DICTATORS - & - PSYCOPATHS for Forever WAR.
*It's pretty simple... as the RICH GOT RICHER our Democracy became Weaker!*
Welp, you can’t fix stupid!
Lmao they sold out , who is the dummy now
Dinner with Dumpsterfire would be of the finest and most expensive tablefare...and him sticking you with the tab.
he would too
The 3rd place winner gets a stolen classified document.
Last place "winner" has to spend a day with Eric.
The 'Con' never stops with this felon...Time for the SC/DOJ/AG to make sure he visits a Judge & Jury real soon
Dear Mr. Kimmel, you Sir are completely awesome Sir 😎👍
I almost fell off the couch laughing when I found out what his big announcement was.
I could have ended up with flies in my mouth.
DRINK-MORE-OVATINE
@@troyseffrood2972 I understood that reference.
If it wasn't so expensive, it could be used as a joke gift. You know one of those things that elicits laughs and that nobody actually wants.
Every time I think he can't get any more ridiculous, he goes and proves me wrong.
The people buying this garbage are truly pathetic!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
“I can’t do this anymore” - Steve Bannon on support for Donald Trump (!)
Ridiculous? He's cashing in while he can. While you head back to your next shift at walmart 😂
Stephen Colbert is going to have a field day with this announcement it's literally going to write itself when it comes to that part of the monologue
He's not funny.
@@mort8143 He's hilarious! The "Better Know a District" series on the Daily Show was killing it. He got Jack Abramoff to appear and slipped him a benjamin "as a bribe", then got a sitting member of congress to state the reasons he likes cocaine. He was unleashed on Comedy Central. He's not allowed to have as much fun on CBS but he still gets a lot of zingers in.
@@mort8143you obviously don’t get his humour.
Colbert already has an animation made I bet?
It's sad that Trevor missed this one..
I haven’t had a laugh like that in awhile. Thank you so much Jimmy!!!
President Huckster / National Embarrassment
Guillermo has to be the best sidekick of all times. Guillermo we all love you !!
Wait i thought Jimmy was the side kick 🤭
@@TheSandman. 😂👍
He's good but he's no Andy Richter
@@timb1319 sorry but disagree Andy was not as openly willing to do anything, nor display an innocent gullibility all in that Guillermo has.
Guillermo is just being Guillermo. Andy was playing a character for the sidekick job
@@jvs333 Jimmy is willing to humiliate Guillermo on national TV for laughs. Not funny at all.
I cannot believe that announcement was real 😦
Me either I thought it was a joke.
@@bethhayes2152to the whole planet: IT IS A JOKE!
I genuinely thought it was a sketch! How is this man real?
@@bethhayes2152 Sometimes the biggest jokes aren't said in jest.
From Australia: We thought it was a comedian impersonating and satirising Trump. And then we realised it was for real. And this idiot was once President??????
As soon as I saw the Trump NFTs, my first thought was: What the hell did I just see?
My second thought was: Holy hell, this is hysterical, I can't wait to see the late-night comics tear this apart.
Exactly!🤣
Same
I think they might call it quits...you can't top this. I think someone should hack in a series of fake cards.
@@patharasown Never say "you can't top this" when it comes to truly stupid people. Their reply will always be "Oh yeah? Hold my beer." Also, I can hear "challenge accepted" coming from thousands of amazingly skillful hackers.
He doesn’t realize he’s the laughingstock of the United States.
"Can you be gone too."
Oh Jimmy, that really made me laugh.
For all of you laughing saying you almost fell off your couch when you heard the announcement, I was on a treadmill😮 for real! I almost had a heart attack 😂😂😂😂
😂🤣😂
I'll pray for the injuries you got from falling off
All reports of his announcement should have come with warnings. I laughed so hard I started hyperventilating 🤣
@@naysneedle5707 OMG...LOL...😂
Couldn't wait for your take on the Chief Grifter's BIGLY announcement.
Trump is laying the grounds for an insanity defense!! The entire announcement is so insane!!🤣😂😂
I agree with that!!
Just what i was thinking 🤣
99 Dollars
All he needs to secure the insanity defense is hire Rudy.
Yes….I think so…😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Donnie's big announcement made my day, I laughed so much, such a jackass.
President National Embarrassment!
What happened to sam brinton?
I thought it was an SNL sketch. I said, there's no way this could be real.
@@cocofluff same and even the stuff with sam brinton too😂 such🤡
Forget all that 🤣 Each NFT that was worth $99 is now worth $1,000 a piece right now and constantly going up on OpenSea ‼️🔥 While they sleep, we eat💰💰 Jokes on them 🤣🤣🤣
Jimmy's best on this one:
"Did you know you used to be President of the United States?"
Superheroes don't announce they are Superheroes. First rule of being one is not taking credit for being one. This is more of a super villian move. The only announcement I want to hear is that he is being convicted for his crimes.
"I am here to announce that I am being arrested as we shpeak. My charges will be so big, some would say the biggest of all time. Nobody will be charged as much as me. Covfefe." - Donald Trump
As are millions of others
I mean we gotta wait a little longer; he’s hiding something obscene ( have we gotten a copy of his taxes yet )?
The truth will show in time ⏰ 12:12 🌞
Like how a good person never says they are a good person. Its hard to believe what comes out of anyones mouth...specially when in front of the camera.
Ahhh kkkk uuu
Prizes are "dinner with a traitor", wow so tempting. The grift that keeps on grifting! I saw on Twitter those that purchased can't even access the fake cards. It's so sick and twisted, anything for money.
Can't the company that made Paper dolls SUE him ?!
If you're ok twitter, there's actually an American who made a 2 min video describing how it's a money laundering scheme and how it may develop further to help him clean money without a sweat check that video, it made sense and logic to me
You think only trump is corrupted in the entire damn business of government.
@@mannchhabra how is that money laundering
How is trump a traitor. He may be a bad president but i don't see anything that hints being a traitor
When I heard the announcement from Trump I could not wait to hear what Jimmy had to say!!!🤣😂
Can't wait to hear Stephen cover this!
Lol same
My only reservation is that I can imagine, to the extent those 'cards' are genuinely non-fungible, that enough non-Trumpezoids would put out $100 to have in perpetuity the _dumbest_ attempt at self-promotion in the history of the human race. And it could be Trump is consciously banking on that paradox.
He would never have 'won' the -election- Electoral College without the help of CNN, NYT, etc. and pre-Musk Twitter, a fact that he has gloated over in his more candid moments.
Can't wait to see what SNL does with it too
I'm hanging out for Sunday morning my time (Aus) to see Tommy Campbell's TH-cam video😂 Jimmy did not disappoint!!!
I honestly laughed until I cried when I saw Trumpies cards.
He lost a lot of weight. 😄🤣😂
Can’t wait to see the memes!
Stay safe, stay sane, stay Strong
Is it just a coincidence that on some of those cards, he looks a little like Putin?
I didn't believe it at first. I thought it was a big joke, but then I started seeing it being reported on multiple reputable news outlets. I still had a hard time believing it. I mean this is a level of cartoonish idiocy normally reserved for political cartoons by someone's opposition to make them look stupid, but he unironically did it to himself thinking it was a good idea.
they should have made one of him standing at the podium in front of the Four Seasons Landscaping Company. Every time I think back to that fiasco I have to laugh
Me, too!😂
I passed milk thru my nose when the first card hit this AM….I laffed my azz off. The orange florida man is certifiably INSANE!….and so is anyone who is even contemplating buying one of these as an investment!
Oh don't worry..he will have
plenty of buyers..they are
called magats as we all know. By the way..How's that wall going that they paid for??
He has hit rock bottom. What a perfetic little person with no shame what so ever. The world is laughing of this loony
It’s at us. They’re watching this online & mentioning the word Americans 🤦🏽♀️
@@Michiganian8 In our defence, maybe we can say we are just joking??
From England I think this is the most embarrassing thing he has done and there are a lot of other things. If his cult don’t start realising now what a grifter he is they are beyond help. The world is laughing.
We’re howlin here in Ireland too🙈
His cult has been beyond help for a while now.
The sane Americans agree with you guys. Honestly, he just makes me want to move to Vancouver to live with my girlfriend.
7 million followers will 💰💸💳🤑💵. It got to be the best 🚬🗣️💨💨💨💨 he's smoking. I'm getting me a bag 😎
@ Orby.....I know I am an American live in California. This announcement is embarrassing, I know the world watches! That's why he no🤦♀️ longer president, frankly he never should of been president. Now I just pray, God removes him one way or another.
"hornier than Kennedy, fatter than Taft..." - give that writer a raise please 😀
😂
I can't wait to see what Saturday Night Live does with this
Yes, yes, YES!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
NOTHING will ever be funnier than Donald Trump embarassing himself like this. I still fall down laughing watching his announcement even though I've already watched it so many times. It's like the most cringe that has ever existed in history.
correct. this is priceless.
Even Steve Bannon couldn't stand to watch it!
Funnier more are the digital artists that just f@cked him. Note the football NFT the football is deflated. Small hands ball cheater. There are many more to come in every image… The more eyes on the prize the better. Who can find Waldo or find the three differences?
@@henrynewton8809
Seriously? 😂
Here's the thing, he doesn't embarrass himself; he will never feel a shred of embarrassment.
This announcement was a Christmas gift that keeps on giving… I’ve been laughing since it came out!
"And join an exclusive community... of the dumbest and most gullible Americans ever to walk the planet Earth." Which at last count, apparently totals over 70 million of 'em!
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Trump is laughing all the way to the bank , he sold out made 4.5 million Lmao
@@madmanaustinmadman9671 It totally proves that his supporters are idiots. I hope he takes them for all he can get. Maybe someday they will stop being made suckers
A much needed laugh for Christmas!!! Indeed!
Jimmy kimmell Live is the best TV Show in the United States of America!!! 🇺🇸🗽
Jimmy’s got me busting my gut on this one😂😂😂
He invited
He incited
They rioted
Then he denied it
Even though he'd implied it
Now he must be indicted
🎯
Love it.
Should already be a year and a half into his sentence!
That is almost a HAIKU...
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The fact it’s sold out is either sad or someone is leaving it all in their cart to keep people from buying it which is genius.
Yeah, but they said he made $4.4 million so somebody must have done a little bit more than leave it in their cart.
thats not how online shopping works
He probably bought them all himself, when he realized he wasn't getting the result he wanted and he was going to look like an idiot.
If he was going to debase himself and do this humiliating thing anyway, he should've charged $999 instead of $99. They sold too quickly, which means they were severely underpriced. He's not even as good at grifting as he thinks he is. He could have gotten so much more out of his cult followers. Of course, there's also the idea that it's a money laundering scheme. That makes the most sense.
@@janetbooth9268 you didn’t really read the post huh.
Not gonna lie: when Trump got Covid I was very disappointed it didn't take him. But watching him slowly degrade to a pathetic burning trashpile trying to grift with NFTs long after folks have moved past is far, far more amusing! Thank you, universe!
When it was announced he caught COVID, my family and I were laughing our butts off. No sympathy and justified.
Karma is good!
It will be better once they put the traitor in cuffs.
Disappointed it didn't take you😂
🤣😅🤣🤣
Jimmy you are the best!!! Love your show buddy!!!😆👏🇺🇸
The grift never stops 🤣🤣
Shameless, isn't he? Nothing embarrasses him. And those dumbsh*ts that follow him just lap it up. 😑
And neither does the cringe!
And to think this moron was president 🤯
Don't type while drunk karen..r u ok
And neither do the dumbasses that keep falling for it!
The real announcement came an hour later. They all fell for it!😆
Imagine selling cards of yourself 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm having a second hand cringe pain
That “one TERM-inator, Donald Trump” line was great. Think the audience missed it. 🤣😂🤣
Well, it is a Kimmel audience and not a Colbert audience. They're not the brightest lights on Hollywood boulevard.
@@IEatCheerios WAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! THE WIBBWEWS ARE BEING MEAN TO PWEZUDINT TWUMPP!!!!! MOMMY MAKE THEM STOP!!!!
@@IEatCheerios a lot of us ARE Colbert's audience as well. Sorry you aren't smart enough to get jokes from multiple entertainers... 🙄
@@IEatCheerios Both audiences are great. They laugh at the wannabe fascist dic(k)tator!
Wonderful show, this is!
Jimmy kimmell is Awesome!!! 😎👍
It’s hard to believe that he would embarrass himself like this. He’s either losing it completely or setting up an insanity defense.
Losing it completely? That happened a long time ago.
Are you talking about the guy in the White House?
Or rather, this is who he has always been the entire time.
@@HardRockMaster7577 Trump
@@HardRockMaster7577 oh and it's a deflection....missed the net completely, again
The Trump announcement feels like a 3am infomercial featuring 5 cd collections of dutch folk music.
All it needed was an "act now and get one more _____ absolutely free!"
And pretty sure but the nft game is all played out
🤣🤣
All it needs now is a dire warning to "Act now! Due to supply chain issues, we cannot guarantee the availability..."
“Literally cards against humanity “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣love you jimmy
The censorship part had me rolling! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Those were the best ones by far!
Serious question. How does one "trade" digital cards?
Trump:
It's a very simple process... very simple. You have the both persons send their account information in to me in order to verify the transaction, and at the bottom of the page where it says "transpher" you click "Yes." Just like what my third wife said when the divorce lawyer asked if she needed any help... What was her name again?
Rudy: The divorce lawyer, or your wife?
Trump:
My wife stupid... Anyway, Then the money will be transferred from both your accounts... and the person, very lucky person to have such good friends - - will have the card added to their account. Then my pal Rudy... great guy. Treated so unfairly, but of course... not as unfairly as I have been treated. He will manually go in, and delete the old card from the first persons account.
Rudy: HEY BOSS. I got an idea... how about they load the image onto their phones, and then trade the phones...
Trump: Because I don't make any money that way stupid...
@@dennisheyes4561 ☝👆👍
Hahaha :) that's a good one! Are you a writer for
Jimmy K?
I like it when they post the monologue on TH-cam before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time).
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It's 10:09pm ET
I feel sorrow that the bastard succeeds in obtaining money for absolutely nothing.
SSDD
@@XHTAP While the caps lock is obnoxious and this was said in a rather rude way, I kind of agree. Not sure why they do this every single time. Maybe they have OCD. Hell if I know.
@@XHTAP He will be devastated, just like when it's not posted early.
I like it when you like it that they post the monologue on TH-cam before the actual airtime on television. (You're in eastern time).
😂🤣🤪I didn’t think he could get any lower. He even out did the pillow guy‼️🤣😂
"based on his life and his career" - yeah, I remember when trump was an astronaut, a Nascar driver, a cowboy, a Superhero.... yeah, what an excellent biography of tRump's life. 🤣😂
If a person could actually DIE from embarrassment, I suspect that 74 million Americans would have all dropped dead today after Trump's "announcement"
No, the cult would have forked out their money.....😜😜😜
@@gregorchard7881 I bet you even Trump supporters won't buy that nonsense lol
@@ashlibabbitt1111 I wish that was true. I really do.
@Michael Euthanasia one got a bullet in the neck the other got a knee to the neck
I don't know how he keeps getting away with this!
Trump is just a funnier version of Herschel flashing his fake police badge.
Of course including him getting grift money
In Herschel's defense, he conceded defeat and went away after losing.
@@ladyv5655 it's rather sad that that's a commendable thing now. God, the bar has been lowered so much.
Hershell probably forgot 3 new babies ago he was candidate.
The thing is they sold out Go Figure
lol when my grandkids were little I used an app to put their pix on all kinds of cute things. My grandson loved the astronaut one of himself the best. 😂
As soon as I saw these I immediately thought of those. lol he can't be serious! (he's serious isn't he)? 🙄
So embarrassing 😐
Naw, that's so cute what you did for your grandkids❤️
Trump is totally not cute and this is beyond embarrassing.
I just saw a video that where pelosi and Chuck Schumer said that dealing with him was like dealing with a child. I don't know. Maybe now all those people that think he's so great. Will actually see what the rest of us have seen from the beginning. Who knows. Probably not, but you can always hope.
I recommend everyone hear your monologue daily, I love chuckling thru the day at the stuff you guys give us and today the Rump Digital Cards absolutely took it over the top...Thank you!
He has figured out he can hawk anything to his cult and make millions. The cult is already melting over this but the grift continues.
So glad my parents raised me wise enough to never join a cult. Thanks Mom and Dad!
I bet that he could get some of his cult to buy his used toilet paper!
What percentage of Mara Lardo supporters know what an NFT is and then own a crypto wallet to store it? I'm guessing ZERO %. LOL!
You can put your receipt for a random $99 NFT on the mantle next to your Trumpie Bear.
@@Spiritof_76 Trumpie Bear.. Hahaha. Thanks for
reminding me forgot about that one. saw that commercial on Tv..couldn't
believe it at the time
Thank you Jimmy for finding the comedic gold in this as I have. Without a doubt one of the funniest things I’ve ever experienced.
Honestly, Saturday night live should just play this commercial because you can’t even parody it. It’s already a parody.
Totally pathetic 🙄🤯
Trump's greatest crime, destroying satire.
No doubt in our hearts, sir. 😆😆😆
@@robertgotschall1246 😂😂😂
You know whats goofier about Trumps latest grift? Ppl will buy this bullshit and keep paying for his lawyers. This dude has to be the sleaziest, greasy weasel ive ever seen in my life! This man was our President, and hes gonna run again. Stop already man, STOP!.
Sad thing is, there are people who will buy this grift instead of helping their kids go to school, buy a car, put in a savings, pay off a debt. Really sad.
And then complain about inflation. 🙄
@@customer5032 Hahahaha! Exactly! Perfect comment. 👌
They are called Retrumplicans
When the truth is funnier than comedy! 😂😂😂😂
In another universe, trump is definitely a mega church pastor.✨
The fact that Dump said the cards were depicting "his life and career" and not a single one had anything to even do with his life or career. 🤦♀️ I was speechless the first time I saw the announcement. He is so broke and desperate from all his lawsuits that even his sweepstakes are for things that cost him nothing. As I saw in another comment section...
"If I wanted to have a Big Mac with a clown I would just go to McDonald's."
I thought I saw one with him playing golf though :-)
If there was one of him grabbing a lady by the cat, well it's kinda tempting to get one.
I'd never pay for it though , actually there's probably a photoshop meme already I should just go check.
@@jds3068 well apparently it is also something you can "win" from his "sweepstakes of crap that costs him nothing"
He used to be an astronaut, a sheriff, & a muscular hero with super powers before he become Martin Shkreli in the body of Rodney Dangerfield.
That was perfect.
Been waiting for near twenty years for this moment in televised history. Finally, a Guillermo shower scene !
Dre clapping for Biden was priceless.
I love Guillermo. ❤ He's truly a good sport. 👍
Fun dude
Epic human
😅😅😅😅 Thanks @Jimmy for making me laugh .
He forgot to say you could win a Classified Document!!!!
When I saw the announcement yesterday, I thought the cartoon of him with the laser eyes was someone spoofing him🤣🤣🤣
My God,him reading those lines is like a torture to him.
His breathing is clearly heavy,labored even.
I really thought he would faint.
Unbelievable. By someone who admits he is BETTER than Washington and Lincoln. Sadly delusional.
I would enter that sweepstakes if the prize were never having to hear about Con Man Don again.
The clip of Dre during the unnecessary censorship was gold. 😂😂😂
Yeah, that was actually necessary!
I love the way all the cards perfectly capture his arrogant snear.
And shows the complete opposite of his bloated physique.
I supported Trump because he was a better President than Biden but this is embarrassing coming from a past president. He’s losing his marbles . But I still don’t want Biden in presidency and hopefully Trump isn’t the other option because I won’t vote for either.
@@Oliver-ft2fq That makes absolutely zero sense, for two reasons.1. Trump was president *BEFORE* Biden and 2. Biden may be a flawed corporate Dem, but at least he *ACTUALLY* did something to benefit the middle class rather than the filthy rich. A boiled egg is smarter than Trump. 😂😂🤣
@@ProMace the economy is now worse under Biden presidency. Trump made mistakes and now has become a parody clown no doubt but he didn’t let things get so out of hand.
@@Oliver-ft2fq Sorry, but you're still making ZERO sense. The current state of the economy is a WORLDWIDE phenomenon and a result of EXTERNAL factors, like the disastrous Ukraine war. You CAN NOT attribute this to Biden's presidency, PERIOD.
Is this a real thing? I mean he really doing this? Omg how messed up I actually do not know!!🥴
Yes, pathetically so. Grifters have to grift why they can. 🤬🤬🤬
I thought it was a joke this morning. Still hard to believe. It’s the first time in years that I’ve actually wanted to speak with my MAGA family members. Haaaa
@@johntalbott1553 It would be interesting to see what they thought of this “Major Announcement”
@@robwahl6288 I know my two brothers. They’d just throw down whatever they have in their hands and walk quickly away. Even those morons wouldn’t be able to explain away this crap. Haaaa
@@robwahl6288 OMG he says get then before they run out!! FFS THEY ARE DIGITAL!!
The world has been laughing at the US since 2016 but this is next level. I am so sorry and embarrassed for the sane Americans.
What an amazing Christmas gift for SNL!
LMTO. Kimmel for USA President 2024🎉!
One of trump's true talent's is precisely to continuously trump himself at being pathetic.
SO MUCH WINNING 😜
@@undrwatropium3724 you spelled whining wrong...😂😅🤣😆
does he have a green screen behind him to look as though he's still in the WH?
You said it!
Trolled....lol
Pathetic but he's laughing all the way to the bank.
That was perhaps the best outtakes ever. Supremely done team Kimmel. You all deserve the praise for this hard work. Stellar night for all that goes to the games. I don't like sports, but I do so love the spirit of it. Community-oriented for humanity. Well done as always Kimmel. We know why John Oliver "win". But to me. You all heroes to the people in your own way.
I can’t wait for Chump to bring out his action figure and colouring book complete with talking crayons, hopefully before Christmas! 🤭
or a beanie-baby of himself as a baby in a diaper. I'd buy that.🤣🤣🤣
I’ve been waiting all day for this reaction 😂
Me too!
still can't believe he was EVER POTUS!!!
This is the funniest thing I've ever heard of! He has no shame whatsoever. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No none
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Thanks for the chuckles👌
The NFT's should be WTF's. The craziness just never stops. Thank you Mr. Kimmel for all you do in this world of stupidity.
I wonder why Joe Biden doesn't have Some NFT'S I mean he's the president how does he let trump have all of spotlight, they hate trump but He's still more relevant than the actual president Biden, can someone Explain why trump is still being talked if he's hated so much.
Just wow. Ricky Gervais must be kicking himself that he didn't hire trump as a writer for 'the office'.
Jimmy you are the greatest!!!!
💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲Vote Democrat!!!
I can't wait for the one of him in an orange jump suit. I think a lot of people would buy that one!
THAT one I would buy!!! How pathetic he is!
I'd buy that one no problem $99 well spent
TO THE TUNE 🎶 OF: OH SUSANNA: WORDS BY PAMMY!OH, TRUMP 🧛 CALLS FOR HIS 🧛 MAGATS, 🧒👧 "PLEASE 🥺 COME AND DEFEND 💣 ME! 🧛 WILL YOU 👧🧒 ALL STAND UP ☝️ AND FIGHT, 🥷 SO I 🧛 WILL REMAIN FREE! 🆓 CHORUS: 🎶 "OH, MY 🧛 MAGATS, 🧒👧 PLEASE 🥺 STAND AND DEFEND 💣 ME! 🧛 IF YOU 👧🧒 DON'T, I'LL 🧛 GO TO JAIL, 👮👮♀️ TO MEET MY 🧛 DESTINY!" TRUMP 🧛 KNOWS THAT HE'S 🧛 GOING TO JAIL! 👮♀️👮 IT'S TRUTH HE 🧛 CAN'T DENY! HE 🧛 SCREAMS 🗣️ SO LOUD 🔊 FOR YOU 🧒👧 TO HEAR, 🙉 AND THEN HE 🧛 STARTS TO CRY! 😭 CHORUS: 🎶 "OH, MY 🧛 MAGATS, 👧🧒 PLEASE 🥺 STAND AND DEFEND 💣 ME! 🧛 IF YOU 🧒👧 DON'T, I'LL 🧛 GO TO JAIL, 👮👮♀️ TO MEET MY 🧛 DESTINY!"
And just think almost half of the country isn't embarrassed by this
And defending it as another "win" for him and "owning" the libs. I'd feel sorry for them if they weren't so despicable.
@@memom2227 it's like half the country has swallowed an insanity pill
@@cappiece3786 - *Repeatedly* swallowed an insanity pill, apparently.
Think about the people who actually buy these!!??!!
Not nearly as embarrassing as the way Biden is running this county into the ground. Trump's latest embarrassment earned him millions within 24 hours, meanwhile back at the nuthouse, Biden is spending our tax dollars like it's his money that he & Hunter already stole. You people with TDS are blind and ignorant, no doubt! Let's Go Brandon!
even i don't understand English that much i always love to see u guys show ! always make my day !