Trump Hosts Suckers Who Bought His NFTs & Guillermo Exclusivo with Chris Hemsworth & Anya Taylor-Joy
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 พ.ค. 2024
- It was a day off from the Trump trial after Stormy Daniels caused quite a commotion yesterday, Nikki Haley took home 20% of the vote in the Indiana primary despite not being in the race anymore, Trump hosted a VIP dinner at Mar-a-Lago for superfans who bought his NFTs, Melania is also doing her best to cash in too with signature Mother’s Day jewelry, according to recently-discovered deposition from his divorce proceedings RFK Jr claims a worm ate his brain, Puppy Killer Kristi Noem continues to flounder after the release of her disastrous book, the right-wingers are highly upset that the Boy Scouts are changing their name in an attempt to be more inclusive, and the monologue is interrupted by Guillermo for an Exclusivo with special guests Chris Hemsworth and Anya Taylor-Joy from Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga!
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You can't spell HATRED without RED HAT!
Fun fact: "maga" means "witch" in Latin.
@@rogerwilco5918 Also trump is British slang for fart.
Maybe come up with a better candidate than Biden then
@@arikyates Shhh the grown ups are talking.
@@triarb5790 TRUMP is your god now hahahahahah
Isnt it weird how all these adults claim gender wokeism is confusing to the children? As a father of 3 i can guarantee, the kids are NOT confused at all. They understand the terms, they understand all the various new pronouns, and they are happy to explain it over and over. Its the grown ups who are confused.
This is messed up.
71 yo here. My 16yo granddaughter patiently explained the difference between gender and sex. Plus the difference between the various pronouns. It was all matter of fact to her. I was the one who struggled with the details. Summary; don't worry about the kids, they can handle this stuff.
Oh, Faux News anchors "might" be aware of that (they do say they all graduated from esteem Colleges and Universities.) They just need to point the finger at something that will light a flame of rage in their simple-minded viewers.
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It's a classic FoxNews solution in search of a problem.
I still appreciate that Jimmy does everything in his power to give Guillermo the most interesting life possible.
What would life be like WITHOUT Jimmy Kimmel Live? It's awesome! 💯😎🤘
Correction: you can’t embarrass someone who has no shame, no class, and is literally treasonous
But his ego is very fragile.
There's just no way to embarrass a national embarrassment
I assume you are talking about Jimmy.
@@Omni0404 Great an ex-president who would rather cry online than face his problems head on. Great. Makes the world think this is what we are.
Woah easy there. Trump has so much “class”, he owned a “university”! And he’s so “treasonous”, he wants to “make America great again”!
We have a third of this country that are voting for him!! WTH is wrong with people?!! Insane!!!
Insane is voting for sleepy Jo. From the outside looking in, that is crazy, he is barely coherent.
You don't know HOW many votes Trump will get but, I'm guessing by November it won't be anywhere near 1/3 of the country! Hopefully he will be convicted in this current trial & all the other's will be a piece of cake. 😢😮
They research?
@@TeWhanauVisand where I’m sitting you don’t live in America soo, SHUDDY.
@@Wyonative08 FBI, CIA confessed planting. Might wanna research before commenting on this scumbags page.
I am proud to say that I am one of the "protest" voters on Tuesday 5/7/2024 in Indiana. Voting for Haley even though she dropped out 2 months ago. I have voted Republican for over 35 years but will proudly be voting for Biden in November 2024. Go Biden/Harris!!! 💙💙💙
Hi peeps ❤ I live in Australia and met Chris Hemsworth in December 2006 in Byron Bay when he was on a Homegrown show called Home & Away. I can honestly say he has not changed a bit and was honestly as kind and friendly as he is now. He’s a Genuine Gentleman 🙂🙃
Cool! Do they film that show in Byron Bay?
It is no surprise why him and all the other marvel cast got along, except for one... and yet she blamed Hemsworth for him being a misogynist, despite Chris being absolutely loved by he other other women in the marvel movies, who he sung the praises of constantly. Yet one person back handed implies he is some kind of misogynist, when anyone with any intelligence at all can tell Chris is anything but. He literally is as down to earth, humble, intelligent, funny, and considerate as you can be, its sad we live in a age when people with agendas have to attack others who won't just go along with their insanity.
Put it this way, if you can't get along with Chris Helmsworth then almost guaranteed the problem is you, not Chris...
@@jimreily7538 hey mate! No Home and Away isn’t filmed in Byron Bay, Chris was there with his Family at the time for Christmas, they have been going to Byron their entire lives which is why he lives there now. Thanks for asking!
Surprised to learn of the worm in RFK's brain. I hope he makes a complete and total recovery.
The worm, I mean.
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The worm didn’t make it 😵😵💫 RIP little tape 🐛
The worm starved to death.
I’m on the east coast and I stay up every night waiting for them to upload the monologue!
Me too, after working second shift
Me too. But I’m out west so I’m still gonna get decent rest. Colbert’s monologues are on point, as well.
I am in Scandinavia, and this is the treat i look forward to with my breakfast.
...to that 🍺😅
Greetings from Germany
Canada , PR by my side, watching Jimmy.
The whole Guillermo sequence was awesome! Your whole show is awesome.... I tune in here on TH-cam just to hear the monologue. Thank You Jimmy!
Guillermo is a treasure!!!👍😂😂
We just have 'Scouts' in Australia. Why is this such an issue? So bizarre.
It's the American bigotry.
From 🇪🇺
Because the GOP and the far right Christian fascists are a non-stop rage machine. It's all they've got.
Keep in mind, these are the same people who were outraged when the green M&M was changed to be less overtly sexy.
American here and you are so right. So many bizarre things to be outraged about. Just remember not all of us are crazy
Because its America and the bigots will whinge about anything to get the koolaid crew upset
The Melania jewelry bit was, well, priceless.
i had to pause on the photo of her and barron- i never saw her before with her face actually smiling and shining with love. she looks human, not like the false face she wears with her husband.
Watch all the MAGA types try to buy the jewelry....
@@nonya.bizness All the botox in her face goes a long way in the RBF maintenance.
That Guillermo Exclusivo was fantastico!!!
Guillermo's special was awesome. Wish I had been there on the boulevard to see the show. Looked like they pulled all the stops.
💙 Me and my 401K absolutely love democracy, freedom, bodily autonomy, Presidential accountability (not immunity), America the Beautiful, and President Joseph R. Biden! 💙
To be "Pro-MAGA" is more like a diagnosis rather than a political position.. BING,BING,BONG!!
MAGA=Mental Alacrity Gone Again
Brain worm
Do be, ahhhh
To be pro-MAGA means to the right of Mao and against Hamas. That's just how you libs tag people you disagree with.
@@CT-vm4gf😂😂😂
Guillermo and Jimmy's relationship is legend.
😂😂😂
I love the friendship between Guillermo and Chris.
Stormy spanked Trump hard in court.
Her and Pecker put the wood to him.
Her kids wouldn't even kiss her
Who cares
👏👏👏
@@PeteTellsItHoweItIsDonnie Mushroom sure does 😂
@@PeteTellsItHoweItIsgood lawd, was that supposed to be a burn? Cry harder.
RFK isn't out of his mind...his mind is out of him!
The worm too rfk s brain and left.
Just a little piece...
The heroin and cocaine addiction destroyed his brain too!
He he
He's obviously delusional. His family votes Biden? Ouch!
This show just gets better and better.
Jimmy - you and your writers are consistently *killing* it night after night!
😂😂😂
Yes, at fooling you young people.
It’s amazing to see Guillermo is celebrated 🎉
Lol Oh Guillermo, his antics are endlessly amusing😂
he always finds a way to get a drink on to the show
I though I heard 'Chris Ten-cents worth'..... gold
Ya. Guillermo was invited to the Tom Brady Roast, and Jimmy was not!
@@stevejohnson2941play ❤❤
Looks like Cricket got the last laugh and this bit her bad !
She should be prohibited - given a lifetime ban from owning any animals.
@@takata98 Are Child services looking at her children's care ...
A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY...DJT
Wait until you see the guy in the White House right now 🥴
Hear, hear! ❤
Destroyed. America One Day at a Time.@@RyanAvilez-dw3yq
In early morning, I got a 4 incision surgery, then watching Melanias "Eric is not my f..n son" jewelry (in the recovery room ) sky rocketed my pain with a laughter I couldn't stop.
Damned Jimmy Kimmel, I love the show.
Worth mentioning Stephen Colbert John Oliver, Seth Meyers, Bill Maher, Chelsea Handler, and the rest of them. I miss George Carlin, It would be nice to have him with us.
Get well!
Glad to see the surgeon left your sense of humor intact.
But sorry your laughter was painful too.
I’m just gonna say it … hit that morphine button.
Aaaahhhhh, that’s it.
Careful yo 😆
Laughing your stitches out is a fun but painful way to go
Me too just can't seem to live without them blessings❤
As someone with layghter-triggered siezures, I have to be careful about watching those two. Guillermo, too, now. Witness him!
Guillermo goes Mad Max!! I want a Furiosa Mimosa now.
Lock Him up for the good of the Country and the World!!! 💙 💙 💙
Amen!
May GOD help us ALL if he gets into power again!😮
Exactly, lock him up for sane peoples sanity.
@@katherinehunter9526 why? what would happen he might stop the flood of illegals or put America first. oh my god.
@@merkco.2459 Remember the toilet paper shortage during the Trump presidency? Or the economic shut downs?
Based on the increase of bad people that is manufactured by the U.S. There will be 10 to replace Donald Trump.
Kimmel Live had a good run ... all hail, Guillermo Exclusivo!
Kristi Noem, should be charged with Animal Cruelty. 🤬🐖
The Guillermo gag bit was so AWESOME😅😂❤
The Noam pet shop piece was priceless!!😅
He lied to his the judge and his son, hes not going to his sons graduation, he's going to a fundraiser. Wow. He treats America the same.
One of the best monologs I have seen. Need more Guillermo Exclusivo's.
I can remember The Brady Bunch tackling the gender wars with The Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts back in the early 70s. Peter became a Girl Scout to prove a point. I don’t recall anyone losing their marbles over it. How far we’ve sunken.
People are afraid of what they can’t control/don’t understand. If a boy wants to be a girl and vice versa, who is that hurting? The Repubs ego, that’s what.
I think it’s absolutely hilarious because in the 1970s Boy Scouts Canada started accepting girls into Scouts and by 1976 changed the name to Scouts Canada. That was 50 years ago ago! And around the same time as the Brady Bunch tackled it.
Around the same time, Boy Scouts Canada started letting girls join scouts, and by 1976 change the name to Scouts Canada.
None of this is woke.
Nicely noted, Marvin. Jeez, now we're picking up gender advice from lame 70's kid shows? This should work out well...
@@carlyar5281 👍👍💯
The outrage over Boy Scouts of America changing its name is absolutely hilarious to me as a Canadian because since the 1970 Scouts Canada has included girls alongside the boys in scouts. in 1976 Boy Scouts Canada changed his name to Scouts Canada. So the announcement by Boy Scouts of America is 50 years behind Canada.
(before anyone asks, we don’t have Girl Scouts in Canada. We have Girl Guides.)
I was thinking the same
From Australia.
The US is just fkng weird.
Toronto here, 3 grown Daughters, Thanks for the info.
I was a Canadian boy scout in the 70s, and it was boys only at the time. But maybe that was just my region, it was a small group.
I was a Spark, girl scout, Jeanette. There are Girl scouts.
@@triarb5790 Maybe you should look up the sexual assault cases that trace back to the 60’s by the scouts of Canada and Australia. There’s even a documentary about it.
You’re a little weird not understanding why children should be separated by sex when they go camping in the wilderness.
And all of this happening at a time when people are actually pushing sexualizing little kids, and you don’t understand.
Pfft. Found one.
🤣 🤣 "Guillermo Exclusivo" 🤣 🤣 . . . . too funny. Thank you for the chuckles on a chilly rainy Thursday morning
We need more Guillermo Exclucivio!! 😂💚
I see MTG has been told to piss off...by her own party
Now Johnson has to kick her out plain and simple
@@ronaldbarker5407 Can he do that? She HAS to go.
"Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts."
~Voltaire
"let's all wear the same thing." Said two guys in matching trump-like, navy blue suits with red ties. Brown shirts next?
Guillermo Exclusivo should be a regular segment.
Can’t ❤❤❤❤❤❤ this enough!
Didn't Guillermo once have a segment like this already, with guests on etc?
@@xy6845 I’m not sure; I didn’t start watching Jimmy Kimmel regularly until about a year ago.
@@COMPFUNK2 Used to watch Kimmel ~10,15 yrs ago when he was a rookie & Colbert Report blew up, and then started again after '16, but Guillermo did so many extras & skits, u could almost call it a regular segment 😸
I wonder of Barron will get an award for having the "Worst Father".
hows your border?
Trump probably couldn’t pick Barron out of a lineup tbh
@@MarkademiaNut "Nut" sounds right.
@@ray.shoesmith I think he's like 7 feet tall, a detail Trump won't notice.
@@wallochdm1 How's your border? Sane one.
Barron must be so happy to hear that his dad was having an affair with Stormy while his mom was pregnant with him.😬
That must be those "Family Values" the Republicans crowed about all these years. 😄
Imagine a fake billionaire, so cheap that he pretends to be his own publicist, named John Barron, that calls local NYC radio talk shows. You can hear John Barron here on YT; it's obviously Trump.
I'm sure he's known it for a long time lol
And after Trump made such a show of complaining that he wouldn't be able to make Barron's high school graduation (which Merchan TOLD him he could go to) he instead attended a MAGA rally. Merchan should hold him in contempt for that too... Yeah, real father of the year.
They’ve been feeding him HGH since he was in 7th grade!
Why isn’t PETA going after her?!?!?!
Gotta love Guillermo!
Thank you Stormy! And even trump must be laughing at the fools who bought his NFTs.
Of course he is
Who else refreshes the browser continuously waiting for Jimmy's monologues about Diaper Don von Shitzenspants?
LOL! Kimmel's show is unlike any other late night. Part comedy, part variety show, all spectacle. Guillermo should be a national treasure. X-D
Your writers are brilliant!😂😂😂😂❤
Hearing her kick‐in the doors at PetCo and say "Time to die, Cutie pie" and not know if it's a joke or if it's really in her book is frightening among these people!
It was a joke.
Wouldn’t put it past her lol
I actually had to wonder IF it was in her book
I f*cking love Guillermo
I want to see more Guillermo Exclusivo!!! Go Giillermo
The Guillermo Exclusivo was fan-frikkin-tastic, I loved it!
Furiosa will be great!
Furioso bit was over the top great, great job everybody!!!
Gotta Love Guillermo ❤️❤️❤️
Trump made such a stink about not being able to attend Barron's graduation. Now he has a rally planned for that day! Poor Barron!
I don't care..do you?? Just hoping Barron doesn't pass on his genetic material...his momma is squirreling away as much loot as she can for him, hiding assets.
To be fair... he kinda makes a stink about everything....
Baron would have walked right out if he came in.
davidmacphee3549, you think he really cares...he's 18 so he's probably use to it by now🤣🤣🤣
well he always makes a stink, thats not news worthy anymore
Trump and Melania signature similar to the EKG of a heart attack lol!!! 😂😂😂
Jimmy I just ❤ you! Your monologues are soooo hilarious 😂
Kimmel Team: You guys freakin Rock!
If you see Kristi Noem, near a Petting Zoo, call Peta, The Humane Society, or the Police Immediately.
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Call all 3! 😂😂
PETA is just as likely to pull a Cricket as Noem. So better not call them.
No you won't see her near a petting zoo, maybe The Very Heavy Petting Zoo.
Kristi Noem for Gravel Pit 2024🇺🇸
Melania and Donald Trump's signatures look like when a lie registers on a polygraph chart.
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They look like seizures on an EEG printout.
Copy cat he met in KitKat
Oooooouuuuccccchh !!!!
As a retired RN I have always said that Donald Trump's signature resembles EKG read-out of Ventricular Fibrillation.(VFib), which is a fatal arrhythmia if not treated immediately.
I'm always here for Guillermo💜
The part about Noem was so hilarious. I can't even stop laughing. 😂
Melania MUST BE SO PROUD OF HER HUSBAND.
I hear that she uses the phrase,
"What has he done now?"
at least 40 times a day.
@@geofflepper3207 😂 maybe she’s smarter than we think.
Eric is not my f*cking son!🤣
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I love the Guillermo Exclusivo. I've seen shows like that in Spain. They love the Espectáculo!
This was best one yet! Wow gurrilmo exclusivo 😂
Even fox news, and newsmax are not buying it that the 14 moths old puppy had done so much damage and was so violent, and also that she met with kim jong un!
I am not surprised ..they love tearing human babies apart from their mothers...but puppies?
HEADLINE: Bird Hunting Dog Hunt's Birds!
Tearing human babies apart?!!@daydays12
@@srl7997 the Trump administration stole kids from their parents at the border. Some of those kids ended up with sexual predators. Try to keep up.
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Guillermo Exclusivo😂😂😂 PHD in Entertainment... Good work to you guys!!!
These people should be in court!
ABSOLUTELY-----> OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
When you're too busy in court farting up a storm just to keep from freezing to death and you'd rather be working on your scampaign.
Omg. Scampaign. I love this, thank you. 😂
Or trampaign!!!!
I love it. Can I use that?
Scampaign! Perfect
Love it 😂😂😂
RFK also in has Mercury Poisoning and there is NO CURE FOR THAT! It's from eating too much fish. Symptoms include tremors, insomnia, memory loss, neuromuscular effects, headaches and cognitive and motor dysfunction. Bonus all his family have disavowed him too. THAT says a lot!
RFK sounds like he gargles lava rocks.
I said Trummkopf has mercury poisoning from all the filet o fish sandwiches he orders from McDonald’s.
It’s his favorite sandwich from McDonald’s.
Symptoms include thinking that you’re qualified to be President of the United States.
Why the hate for him now? He is still more cognitive and functional than Biden.
@@8arrows I thought it was Big Macs.
From Hush Money To INSURRECTION !!
Guillermo exclusivo was the best part of the monologue. Give him more skits! 😆
That moment when you ask yourself, is this really Noem's book or is Jimmy parodying and you're not really sure...
probably little difference
Can you imagine someone who is a science denier might possibly have caught a preventable disease?
1) He didn't catch it, catching it is when someone passes a sickness to you. This idiot did it to himself.
2) A brain worm is not a disease, it's an infection.
Biology is awesome!🙂
I'm a country boy About thirty miles from lake ontario farrm country... I've known a lot of people that Had to put animals down, never wrote
about it.Never bragged about it ... Well, okay.There was a couple of families but they were special... But We didn't vote them in to political
offices..
Kimmel is in his element. This is killer!
You could say that it was a Stormy day in court..⛈️ 😂
Trump has absolutely no clue what an NFT even is...but he knows a great con when he sees one!
Probably thinks a fungible is some sort of squishy sex toy.
Never Fing trump
THANK YOU!!! So I’m not the only one who noticed how their signatures look exactly alike.
They have too much fun on that show 😂😂
Jimmy, can you guys invite some members from the Meidas Touch (MT) team onto the show one night??
Love the Midas guys and lady they are so thorough and entertaining all facts
Yes
That would be so awesome!!
👍 Ben and Brett live in LA so it's definitely doable.
A great idea😊
Those NFTs are so hilarious! Also, Melania and Eric’s love for each other. 😆
Loved the exhaust speakers making push-mower sounds on the electric cycle Guillermo rode onto stage.
When you said they were selling a Trump Trinket, I thought Ivanka was up on the block.
RFK Jr sure took advantage of the trial lull, eh? Woo.
The voices are gone. His mind is clear again
@@oceanoflotion8630 They got rid of the dead worm in his brain.
RFK, Jr.
@@TheSocratease EEP! Fixed!
We need to start a petition to make "Guillermo Exclusivo" a real show!!!
Australia has had girl Scouts for many years = Scouting Australia
In 1973, Scouts Australia included girls and young women aged 15 - 25 as youth members. In the 1980s, girls were admitted into our younger sections. Today, Scouts Australia has approximately 38% female membership across all sections and ages, including adults.
NFT 2.0 = No F*cking Trump 2.0
There’s a chant that could catch on…
I didn't think about that lol
Sorry. Check the polls. Trump 47. Would you like some cheese with your whine?
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@@user-vl2oh4tw6i are these the same polls that predicted that Hillary would win?
Please Jimmy , keep throwing jabs at trump non stop please please
Loving it 😂😂😂😂😂😊
Hows your border?
@@MarkademiaNutHow's Don the con Shitzenpants? 😂
@@MarkademiaNut
Bout the same as it was when the Barking Yam was president.
@@kevinmcgaw934I'm starting to think these boarder comments are bots.😊
The first thing I watch while getting ready for work every day!
In 1971 I was a Scout Explorer as a high school girl in New Jersey. We were allowed to intern at a local newspaper to learn journalism. It was part of the Boy Scouts of America.
Did Barron disinvite Donnie from his graduation?
Otherwise why is Donnie missing this important family moment?
When Barron was born…Stormy spanked Donnie.
When Barron graduates…Stormy spanked Donnie again…
Can’t wait to see Barron’s wedding celebrations…
Will Stormy have to visit Donnie in the pen?
I feel we should leave Barron out of jokes, comments ...he's still a kid, with a horrible father. Imo.
@@ogoodlord374it's not his fault his father's broken. He might be the last chance his family gets to redeem itself.
Tiffany might have a chance but the rest are a lost cause.
@@ogoodlord374 While I may argue this isn’t about Barron per se, Donnie is the one who brought him in by using his graduation as an excuse to avoid accountability, make the judge look mean and try to color the justice system as unfair to him.
My comment was about Donnie and his role in his son’s life so far, which is fair game because Donnie made it so. Also, Donnie claims to lead the party of truth and family values.
It’s ugly but Donnie makes it ugly…
Baron should change his name and go live his life free of the baggage
@@ogoodlord374 just heard that Barron has opted to be the Florida delegate for the Republican National Convention that will nominate Donnie, so I guess he is entering the public fray as an adult, as a Trump and as a Republican.
Still, he should not be judged by his father’s crimes and character.
But he no longer a child to be protected.
The spanking of Trump with the Forbes magazine was enough to vote Trump into the number 1 position for the raunchiest Billionaire poll.
Lol Except that he’s never been a billionaire, is the one drawback.
Someone said he flinched when she raised her hand to swear in on the stand...
Oh dude, he's best buds with Vince McMahon and Jeffrey E.
Raunchy is the most PG word to describe these pervs.
He has never been a billionaire except in his own mind and falsified business reports. I’m pretty sure we all can establish that within a matter of hours!
The only thing funnier than this is knowing trump is sitting on his gold toilet begging god to help him pass the last 12 Big Macs he ate and watching Jimmy Kimmel tear him an auxiliary one.