Terrible Ted Cruz Rescues Herschel, Trump Goes Bananas After Midterms & Jimmy Interviews Elon Musk
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 พ.ย. 2022
- Election Day has turned into Election Week, Democrats have a decent shot at the Senate is because of young people got out to vote, Herschel Walker and Raphael Warnock have already started to campaign for their runoff next month and Republicans are sending in the big guns, Republicans want Donald Trump to push his campaign launch until after the runoff, Donny posted an unusual message on the digital ghost town known as Truth Social, former VP Mike Pence has a boring new tell-all book called “So Help Me God,” election deniers have been out screaming about fraud, MyPillow Mike Lindell is on the case and has definitive proof, the Twitterverse is fired up about Elon Musk’s new verification policy, people have been convicingly impersonating high profile individuals, we go to Twitter HQ in San Francisco for an interview with Elon Musk (Kathy Griffin), and a special Midterm Election of Unnecessary Censorship.
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The fact that Walker can make Georgia go into run-offs tells you the sorry state of affairs in this country.
Utterly terrifying
That race should've been a sinch! WTF, Georgia?
That race is Absolutely Georgia’s Fault. They Also Elected that Psycho Marjorie Taylor Greene
What's worse is if the same turnout happens, Walker may win. 80k people voted for the libertarian, which actually siphon votes off Republicans not democrats. Walker could win in a run off, like WTF Georgia.
More like the state
I voted early for Warnock in October and I am 100% voting for him in the runoff. If Herschel Walker becomes our senator, Georgia will become the laughing stock of the nation. I'm Gen Z by the way.
Thanks Jake! Superstar GenZers.
You make me ashamed as a fellow gen Z
Thank you Gen Z! I'm a younger millennial, and I'm so happy that you guys are making your voices heard.
@@Kushagra.j Because he doesn't want a CTE brain damaged hypocrite representing him in the senate?
@@Kushagra.j nope you are 13th Century Neanderthal 😆
I saw a meme with Herschel Walker saying “I’m good at runoffs, just ask my kids”.
His daughter flicked her finger at him like flicking a bug 😂😂😂
She has probably seen someone flip off someone else when one person didn't like the other.
...I think she was trying to flip off Ted! 🤣🤣
He is an insect
Booger
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The penalty for the unauthorized removal and retention of classified documents or material is increased from one to five years.
Not only should trump be in prison right now, he should also be banned from ever holding any government position again.
That's what the united world of Democrats hopes and expects to come true. Get the country back to a well respected country nobody is laughing about. Get rid of 45 because all of his manipulations and crimes.
Those of us who voted Tuesday for the Rev. Warnock, were certainly hoping and praying that there would be no runoff. But now that there is, we are even more determined. December 6th... VICTORY!
Best of luck!
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Definitely 💯
Yes we are!!! I'm south of Atlanta (Henry)
Why would you vote for the party of slavery ? Why would you vote for someone who thinks black folks can't get an ID? Why would you vote for the party that's brought in high inflation, high gas, high taxes. It makes no sense ??? You are voting for more of the same.
Thank you so much young voters!
I just LOVE that phrase 'Ted Man Walking'! Very clever!
Cheers Jimmy, we’re watching from Germany. You have a big community around the world. All the best!
I am watching from Gaborone, Botswana 🇧🇼
Incl. Germans in Ireland 😄
Including many German- Americans! 🇩🇪🇺🇲🤗🐈⬛🐈🐈🌲🌄🌲
Greetings from the middle of America!
I can't tell which one is the real pillow guy and which one is the parody.
I thought tonight's Pillow Guy is the original.
The fact that Lindell wasn’t a parody is still hilarious…
Thank you, Jimmy for you impeccable candor.
Hello
That moment with Ted and his daughter was so touching 😂
I don't like it either , when someone try's to lick my face , Creepy.
I think you mean completely inappropriate and pathetically gross.
Creepy wasn’t it.m
Smile 😃
It was more of a "Eww, no touching!" moment. 😂
Helsinki Don predicted a red wave:
He was wrong.
Michael Moore predicted a red trickle:
He was right.
Michael's always right!
So many people seem to think Alex Jones is some kind of crystal ball, fortune teller and that he's right 99% of the time. They wouldn't give Moore the time of day and his predictions are much more spot on. And he also doesn't terrorize grieving families. So... That's a plus!
He sure did.
Joe Scarborough said rather than a red wave, it was more like the GOP was spotting. I LMAO at that!
A red trickle? you many need to see a urologist.
Ted and Herschel are the nuts! I rather have the country ran by 14 to 18-year-olds adults❣🙌🏽🇺🇸
Can’t believe enough people would buy that crazy man’s pillows to keep him in business
The real Pillowman is crazier than Jimmy’s satirical version😮
Exactly 😂 😂 😂 😂
Happy Honolulu? WTF?
Happy Honolulu!
It's hard to tell the difference!
@@AlexanderOsias I know right 🤨
“Mother locked me out, and now I live on the steps”…. Bah hahahaha
Lindell is the living epitome of why you should never do drugs.
Exactly!
Do not blame drugs, this is just Mike.
When you got no krack just hug your pillow.
@@marceldagenais1893 🎯
You just offended drugs.
Kathy Griffen is great! 🤣🤣🤣
My message to the people of Georgia from Canada: please vote Warnock. When I visit Atlanta next year, I want to feel like I'm going to a progressive state in a progressive country 😁
Lol
Good One 😂 Welcome To Georgia ISMAEL 😂 We WILL DO OUR BEST. NO WALKER IN GEORGIA
Then, whatever you do, don’t leave Atlanta.
As an American, I’d personally cancel the trip.
The Pillow Guy makes my Nesspresso Machine nervous. 😃
Cruz's daughter was like:
Ahh, stay away! They make fun of me at school because of you.
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wow, Mike Lindell makes Hershel look like a genius
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How tf is the guy who does a satirical parody of lyndell on this show less insane than the real thing?!
Trump and him really are two pees in a pod
😂 Good One 😂
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I was thinking the same thing
It’s hard to out-crazy one of America’s craziest people
Kudos to young voters who have taken a stance on the outcome of their future
I think the Republicans won the house and they're ahead in the Senate
What would be the outcome? More inflation and high gas prices?
Young voters are the reason we are where we are. Simple minded gullible fools who vote by their feelings, not by common sense of what's good for them or the country.
@@michaelcrz1430 Otvali, arsehole - blagodaryu vas, KKKretin...
@@LivingInChicagoAndTheSuburbs your prediction is full of s*** if inflation is down why am I paying so goddamn much at the grocery store and if the gas pump!
It was fun watching Pillow choking on his lies!
Everyone's face changed from happy to sad to confused to tired the more Lindell spoke
Why is Lindell on the streets and not in a padded cell?
They also threw a can of beer at Ted Cruz during the World Series parade. Go Astros!
Too bad for the beer
And they hit Pelosi's husband in the head of the hammer people do terrible things it doesn't make it funny
I don’t like Cruz but there is no excuse for that. Crazy people exist on both extremes sadly.
@@johnpersechini4951 So I guess you are ok with teddy being the first out of the gate to get the "GREEN BAY SWEEP " in gear?
His own nut cake instigator Peter Navarro admitted it TWICE with Ari Melber live on TV.
There should be more than a lonely beer thrown at him. An INDICTMENT more like it.
I’m happy to see Kathy G. Never thought she should of had to go!!! Good for you Jimmy.
"Let's give Mike a moment to drink his water." (Silence is golden.)
The look on the faces of the people Lindell is talking to is priceless. I'm sure by now they are all convinced that he is certifiably insane.
Hi, at this point Lindell is a parody of himself.
I couldn't tell if it was the real Mr. Lindell or Jimmy's parody Lindell. The parody Lindell has a higher quality camera from the network, so this must have been the real one.
I reckon he's Trump's personal pillow fluffer!
they still take his money --
@@btank2453 I was just thinking that Lindell is somehow even crazier than the parodies of himself.
I mean, back during his "Cyber Symposium" fiasco, I could maybe think he was at least being duped by some guys who ran cascading Matrix numbers down a screen and told him it was "evidence". Now, I think he's just certifiably insane. Like he jumps up and starts pointing at a screen and screaming "LOOK! LOOK! THEY'RE STEALING THE BALLOTS!" ...and the screen isn't even turned on...
When you can’t tell the difference between the real Lindell and the fake, woof!!
Kathy Griffin slides in with a comedy masterpiece this couldn't get any better 😂
Except it was Kathy Griffin, not Gifford.
I think Gifford is not longer working unlike Kathy Griffin
@@mrsdelongchamp thanks. Fixed 😬
Kathy Griffin is such a good sport to play this character. It’s nice to see her back in the spotlight.😊
You kidding? This is comedy GOLD 😂 Elon bans her for parodying him, so she duly parodies him in real life. Elon was SO right when he said "comedy is legal now" even if it's not legal on twitter now 😂
Imitating the person she was imitating, a pretty obvious joke.
@@toriless comedy poetry 🤌
She's Still Not Funny
@@mikezap61 and you're not an arbiter of humour. Clearly.
Hell yeah Jimmy way to give a shout out to the young voters. These kids need to know what an impact they had and can continue to have!
Thank God for Gen Z
@@missyreed1804 I as a GenXer whole heartedly Agree
Okay boomer
Young voters are the reason we are where we are. Uneducated simple minded gullible fools who will fall for anything just because their poor feelings are hurt.
Fudo you're gonna have to type that a little bigger. I'm having trouble seeing that burn from all the way back in 2019
Honest to God, I almost mistook that whole Lindell sequence as an SNL skit for a second.
I think he watches parodies of himself, and then uses them as material whenever he's on stream. Either way, writing Lindell parody sketches has to be the most challenging jobs in the world.
Ted Cancun Cruz wearing orange just tugs at my heart strings.
All these people are off their rocker! How do people believe them, and vote for them!
Watching those clips of Mike Lindell makes me appreciate the awesome job the actor that impersonate him does, the resemblance and way of speaking is just uncanny!
Exactly
Agreed, but the actor is not actually crazy..
@@frankrizzuto5948 You would think he would get a headache from the strain of the word vomit and the pressure he exerts on himself to pull it off. The man is positively red and flushed sometimes!!
James Adomian. He's big on the alt-comedy circuit (eg Children's Hospital, Scott Aukerman's "Earwolf" network, etc), and does a ton of other impressions, all hilarious.
Your comparison of Ted Cruz to Nickelback was hurtful. Poor Nickelback.
Why is everybody hating Nickelback.
I love nickelback
@@terhgasabeha9552 I don’t know, I still listen to them, they are a good band.
@@vonormytreehousefoods8017 Be real though: there are oceans of difference between ‘Nickelback lame’ and ‘Ted Cruz lame.’ Nickelback doesn’t deserve that.
@@vonormytreehousefoods8017 Actually? Nickelback is a really tight, solid band.
The fact that Herschel is in the run off good grief
Only because Georgia law states that both candidates must surpass 50% of the vote.
Still to many hicks outside of ATL
@@jeffclement2468 yes one has to have 50%+1 the fact that that many Georgians voted for Herschel says more about GA than it does about him. Then again they elected Marge.
Happy birthday jimmy Kimmel 💙 and thanks for making me laugh always 😆, it's also my bday...you are my favorite.
Mike Lindell & Hershel Walker should start a show- It will be comedy Gold 🤣🤣🤣
😂😅😂 I honestly support your opinion.
I have a good news for you.
It would be funny if it wasn't kinda tragic. They both legitimately need help.
Oh my lanta, they can call it "who's authority is it anyway" and have new badges, and line charts for each episode.
The Mike and Herschel Show! Talkin’ bout sports and politics.
Enough trash in tv thank you
I applaud the video editors that actually sift through the chaos of a Mike Lindell broadcast.
His Daughter pulling away like that speaks volumes of the man.
It was creepy…not to mention she was making clear that she did not want the physical contact, and he forced himself on her for a photo opp. “No means no”, swamp lizard.
That's sad cause he was forcing her. She said ouch them kids probably can't wait til they become adults. She doesn't like her father cause she was trying to pluck him in his face.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ABSOLUTELY, bad sign when your own daughter hates you
Neither of his daughters have the same political views and OPENLY say so on social media!
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If no one has gone to the website you should.. he’s hilarious 😂
The fact that Herschel Walker is running for anything but a punt return or a 1st down own on a reverse is blowing my mind. Whatever, Go Cowboys! - Go Warnock.
Wow! Even Ted’s daughter doesn’t want to be near him.
Can't blame her. Comrade Ted Cruz is like Gary Glitter and Kevin Spacey had a child. He is just a slithery and deeply creepy little man.. I bet you any amount of money that she refuses to bring her friends home when her dad is around.
Can you blame her .
@@dondecarlo9955 nope
Pillow Guy is certified Grade A nuts!!!!
Please keep bringing Kathy Griffin onto your show ❤❤❤
EXACTLY ❤️👍👍💯💯💯💯💯
The silent majority women and young people spoke and spoke loudly. I love the fact that conservatives didn’t see it coming.
Turns out young people recognize crazy BS when they see it!
I kept saying they would The people kept listening to the news and the agenda that gets thrown down their throat. All they have to do is open their eyes and their ears and listen and they would’ve figured out what was really happening. It was pretty damn obvious to me that women and young people were pissed off at Republicans
You are right, hopefully they "gop" will not put barriers in the future. We must keep a constant vigilance of this threat
IT'S A RED WAVE NO A RED TSUNAMI
Women don’t peacock their hand. It was offensive to see media think we would be so fickle just because we know how to keep our mouths shut! Of course we’re gonna vote you OUT after you revoke our constitutional rights and threaten our bodily autonomy!
Never heard about the apparent rash of head injuries among voters in Georgia...they need more handrails I guess, maybe pass out helmets?
Less inbreeding.
Well, Teddy got the right color on orange jumpsuit
He should rescue himself first from booing and flying beer can😆😆😆 Poor Teddy the Cruzier!
Seeing Ted Cruz' daughter refuse his affection was both extremely hard to watch and extremely satisfying.
The worst part was how he looked at the camera as if to check off public affection so that he can claim to be a family man or something slimy like that. I feel bad for his kids.
Ted does like to be hated, it’s the only attention he gets, so he’s use to it.
RATboy didn"t YOUR boyfriend teach YOU NOT to state YOUR silly stupid theoretical opinions as fact...?
@@douglasknoll3500 look it’s princess that’s what he said 💋 💋 💋👸
Maybe she googled him and realized he licked the boots of the man who called her mother ugly and grandfather a murderer
It's scary to think that behind every funny 2 minute clip is a real Kimmel staffer who had to watch 10 hours of the MyPillow guy.
And they do it night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night I think you get the point
Hopefully they get some kind of hazard pay for that...
that it is
there's plenty of other kinds of SICKENING DUES newbies pay to get a start in the "entertainment" industry
than just the toxic dues the "me too" movement is so energetizingly objecting to
Spot on New York Post.
Brilliant.
He was literally choking 😂🤣😂🤣
The look of complete disgust on the face of Ted's wife in the outtakes of his 2016 run promo video is all you need to know about how Ted's family feels about him.
Why is he not alone? They need a protest group like Britney Spears had.
Jimmy Kimmel's burns on Ted Cruz are the best 😂 always here for it
Beto will never run for office again.
If Jimmy Kimmel is so good why does he not have the Cojones to call in Ted Cruz like the View did.
Ted Cruz sucks for a living. It’s his job.
Its just you debbie. You and the other old white ladies you talk to and the 30 thousand youtube bots who like these videos.
6:05
This bit was really funny. Bravo to the people who put it together.
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Pillow guy needs some time in a room padded with his own pillows!!
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Fantastic! Nothing more funny than when it’s true!
Young voters thank you!
That poor child. It’s so painful, disturbing, and gross for a man to forcefully kiss anyone, much less his daughter, while she is saying ow and trying to push him away. Kuddos for helping your daughter establish healthy boundaries, Ted.
Oh shut up, she has a bad fkn attitude, I hate Ted Cruz too tho lol
Yeah. She certainly didn't simply look like a spoiled brat.
Yeah, the whole country sees that reaction...wow...poor girl...
Hope those kids have a trust fund for therapy.
Imagine how painfull, disturbing and gross it must be for a man to forcefully shower with anyone, let alone his daughter.
Shame on Joe Biden for not teaching his daughter to set healthy boundaries and then 'showering' with her.
Canadian here who lived and studied in the USA (Houston) for 4 + yrs and has always loved the USA and its peoples since childhood. Seriously, it's so frightening to see the deterioration in the mentality of so many, completely abject lack of common sense wrt guns, Healthcare, education and most things that the free world takes for granted. What's it going to take for my beloved Americans to see the world in a less narcissistic, avaricious for wealth, delusional way ?
It sounds like you're just discovering what America's really like. What you described isn't new, it's just more exaggerated now.
Something very devestating unfortunately 😔❤️
When these people hit rock bottom, like an addict 😭😭😭
Dual citizen here (Canada & America) and my Mi'kmaq experience is that BOTH countries have BIG problems.
Although I have not been there I feel sad about the decay of England into a third world country so I understand.
Love this show 🙌🏼🇺🇸thank you
Poor Elan. Kathy killed it
Q: Why do people have such an instant dislike of Ted Cruz?
A: Because it saves time.
ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS!!!
Marlowe
"WE GOTTA GET RID OF THE MACHINES!"
"THERE IS NO TOMORROW!"
"WELCOME TO THE MACHINE!"
Apparently Lindell has a role in Terminator 7.
@@davidlundquist1979 🎉🎉 oh yes 👍 you are right.
I have a good news for you.
Terd Cruz....Texas you deserve better. Granted, not a high bar to overcome.
Please keep the Musk segment going....pure gold.
Libs in Georgia please vote for Warnock in the run-off if you get to vote!
A must..crazy as Walker can not go Washington
Get Out and Vote and put Warnock back in Office for your State and The American People
People booing Ted Cruz was priceless. Mike Lindell is crazy, he keeps on proving it. This was a great segment!!
Love watching the faces of the guys onscreen with the Pillow Man.
Please tell this is a spoof! It has to be LOL Good one Jimmy 😂
James Adomian's impersonation of Mike Lindell was on point this episode.
I thought he overdid it. It became unbelievable.
🤣🤣
It’s hilarious!😂
This deserves much more thumbs up .
It was Mike Lindell. Or were you joking?
Seeing how he doesn’t listen to his daughter saying no, it really makes me worry of all the women in his life.
Dig that!!!
Are you referring to Biden showering with his daughter?
@@tonysa2337
It’s amazing how basic republicans arguments are. Respond to a comment with logical fallacy to make a point. Gotta love whataboutism
Worry about women being second class citizens again. But I know Americans are smarter than that. God bless you all
He loves to assault females just like DJT
I love that you had Kathy Griffin on, an awesome big middle finger to Elon 😂
Night of the living TED.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cruz keeps looking more and more like grandpa from the munsters.
You made me smile.
I needed that.
What an awful man, he gives me the creeps.
Vomit inducing.
IKR?! Grandpa was at least a nice guy!
Al Lewis was way cooler than assclown Cruz.
I can’t believe anyone has ever voted for Ted Cuz….mind blowing.
.. his own daughter wouldn't give him the time off of the top-right corner of her phone and yet he managed to get votes. It's FN bonkers.
I lived in Texas and trust me people in rural areas in that state just need to see an R next to a candidates name and they vote for them because that is how their papi and grandpapi showed them to do.
Can second this! Yet, we are the brainwashed, wool-pulled-over-our-eyes peoples though, right?! 🤷👍
What legislation or policy has Cruz implemented in Texas for his constituents? I am curious why Texans keep him in power.
the fact that Cruz seems to have "absolutely no shame" - people booing him and he just ignores it? either the man is entirely jaded or soulless - probably both.
I just must say that I adore Kathy 🥰
Crazy that walker got so many votes.
I really would like to meet a Herschel supporter.
@@couragekarnga8735 There's a lot in Bumblefuck, GA.
@@couragekarnga8735 I'll pass on that one. Lol.
Sadly, it has more to do with voting for the “team” and not the individual than many think
Questionable
Oh yes, Herschel. Nothing will boost your campaign more than hanging out with the guy even Yankees fans hate!
The Yankees fans hate everyone including their own players.
He's going to lose he's hated more and more each day
Nope
🤣🤣😂😂
What does that even mean? Do you think Yankee fans are normally overly nice or something? Do they normally love people? I don’t get it.
Orange jumpsuits really are his forte
Whoa, Lindell. WTF. Inhaling too many pillow feathers.
Wow. Lindell's family really needs to step in.
😆😆😆😆
On top of being hilarious, that bleep and blur stuff is genius!!
Please support Rev. Warnock, if you can, so that we can get one more seat in the Senate!
“ I liked Ted Cruz more than anyone in congress, and I hated Ted Cruz.” - Al Franken
Actually, it's: "I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz."
@@r.p.mcmurphy6623 👍
I think Lindsay Graham is trying to take credit for that quote.🤣🤣
@@r.p.mcmurphy6623 Thank you! I kept trying to figure out what the hell that other one meant.
@@r.p.mcmurphy6623 .. +1 .. Perfect !
Ted said that it was going to be a Red Tsunami 😅😂
" So help me MOTHER" would've been a far superior name for the book 😂😂😂
Haha yep
Whuts a capo
I was trying to think of a new name.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂 I think that might’ve been my favorite edition of this week in censorship lol
Mike Lindel is back on the stuff like Don Jr.
I bet a kidney, both of them are.
😂😂😂 facts
I love Jimmy Kimmel and the staff! Fantastic monologue tonight, as always. 🤗
Crushing it this week! Refreshing tone!
Glad to see someone still watches Kimmel. It's crucial that you keep watching as his ratings indicate that you alone comprise 10% of his audience.
@@tonysa2337 Your concern is amusing and uneccesary. Jimmy Kimmel has been on the air for 20 years. I can't imagine what you're doing here
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Get a spell checker
If Pillow gets rid of all the machines will his pillows be hand sewn?
Ted Cruz: "He's like the senator version of Nickleback" 😂😂😂
That NYP cover brings joy to my heart
Edit: "yes" to "Ted"