Hate to say it, but I found it very sad. She's such a pleaser. I realize it's her job, but there's a point where a practical person would have said, maybe this just isn't going to work. I mean, can you even imagine putting Crystal on stage in that condition? Sadly, comparing her to a Golden retriever was an apt analogy! Besides...they probably shortened her life by a couple of years!
@@carlwilliams6977 You don't "hate" to belittle people. You love everything about your comment. You love everything about yourself. No need to lie Carl, just say it "You think your sh!t smells like banana pie"... I get it my man. We all start off thinking we know everything and critique others without ever even taking a glance at ourselves in the mirror. Some make it out of that self-centered view of the world and everything in it, most do not. Either way, just know that your comment lacks humility in any real sense, so you haven't made it out yet ;)
I knew someone who lost their wallet in Japan he had his California license in it. Someone shipped it to California to his address with the cash and everything in it. All it said was "hope your trip was fun" no mention of who sent it back. They are honorable people.
I ask this with all sincerity, why are you glad? Do you know him? Are they going through tough times right now that you know about? Do you believe he will read your comment and reach out and say thank you?
Micki is someone who everyone would want as a best friend. How can she be so sweet? If I ever come back to this planet, I want Micki to be my mom. Sending happy thoughts.
Japan is the cleanest place I have ever been in! Beautiful, unbelievable food, and so many lovely places/things to see. In addition to the cleanliness, you can go into any restaurant and expect to get delicious food.
As a retired Marine, I spent a lot of time in mainland Japan and Okinawa. Their countries are the cleanest in Asia. They have always been this way. Bathing is an art form. Compared to the rest of the world, they are the cleanest, most polite society. Going from Japan to Korea was a shocking experience.
German fella here (semi-clean society, i might hope?): At Football World Cups (soccer), the Japanese supporters are famous not only for their great support but for cleaning their stands up before leaving the stadium. That had/has a profound impact on football coverage here during tournaments. And I mean, why dont we all do that or similar?!
@JanHubner_db10 Japan is a homogeneous country. They know multiculturalism doesn't work, and bringing in millions of 3rd world people would ruin their country.
I'm about a third of the way through a planned 3 and 1/2 year stay in Japan. Nearly 2 weeks ago, I returned home to California for a very brief business trip. I completely agree with Jimmy - the whole time I missed the cleanliness (as well as the civility and customer service) of Japan. This even extended to my flights. On the way to LA, I took an American carrier because of the more convenient flight schedule, and ended up regretting that decision. On the way back I was on a Japanese airline, and it felt like I had returned to Japan the moment I walked on board.
@@Ladybug211211 Thank-you, I am so grateful for the opportunity to live in Japan as a resident. It is certainly different than just a short-term 90-day tourist visa.
in the country, brother. country people are still a bit more respectful than the rest of us in the big city. it's an old trope but it's still true in many cases. not all of course but many.
Glad you had some time to yourself, Jimmy. Welcome back! Your cousin is so nice and sweet and Billy was terrific in this skit (and so was the president 😂).
@@riffgroove Have you actually read anything about Japanese immigration control? They don't play that refugee game, less than 6% of asylum seekers were recognized (the other 94% had their asylum status rejected). Of the permanent residents in Japan, less than 3% of the total population are immigrants and they WILL deport you if you step out of line.
Lol like Trump?? And Kim Jung Un?? Who exactly are you talking about?? Its easier to be surrounded by yesmen when you're paying all their bills and getting them jobs and houses
This was awesome! The monolog was a stitch! BUT! The bit for April Fool's day was even better! Billy Crystal gave an Oscar worthy performance but honestly, with her sweet naiveté Micki stold the show, totally! Jimmy, thank you for being pro Biden, pro fun, a pro at entertaining us when we live in the time of a possible trumpet return. Seriously, you are the medicine to help us survive. I'm glad you had a nice, clean Japanese vacation, but now please don't take a vacation until Feb of 2025! We missed you. We need you. We love you Jimmy Kimmel! ❤😂😊
Jimmy, I love the way you have your family on the show, Aunt Chippy, cousin Sal and cousin Mikki. If I remember correctly you also included a member who later passed away. It's comforting to see families support each other, nicely done. Kudos to you.
I think she caught on this time, when "President Biden" called. Didn't sound like his voice at all. Looks like she went along with it, with her exaggerated movements and facial expressions.
Why is Japan so amazing? Because it is a homogeneous country and knows multiculturalism doesn't work. You can't bring in 3rd world people by the millions and expect to have a successful country.
Name your favorite celebrity athlete singer dancer. If anyone made 77 post about their favorite person, their friends would tell them to seek professional help. I pray Trump's increased unhinged acts opens the eyes of his followers!
@joannewitzkowski3407 I'm not sure he had time for church, what with all the messaging, and obsessively taking apart all the radios, stereos and washing machines in the house and unsuccessfully trying to put them back together 🤣😂, he didn't have time for prayer, quiet reflection and selfless acts of charity
Not only are the Japanese exceptionally clean but also exceptionally honest. While visiting an aquatic and botanical park in Okinawa a few years back, I realized that I had left my video camera somewhere near the aquarium. I took the little train back down from the botanical garden and explained to the train driver in my broken Japanese that I had forgotten my camera at the aquarium. He called ahead. When we arrived a Japanese employee greeted my wife and I and we followed her upstairs where she presented the video camera immaculately wrapped for protection and only asked me to identify the make. ...done and I had my camera back. In fact I know Jpan so I was not worried that I would lose it. Had this been the US (I'm American) or Europe where I live, that camera would already have been in someone's pocket as new found treasure. Not so in Japan. And when you have an appointment with a Japanese person, they arrive exactly on time. One minute late will result in bowing and apologies for being late. In short...Love Japan!
they aren't exceptionally honest. this is just a western misunderstanding of the way things are done here. they steal and keep things they find, but they are selective about it and it isn't based on the inherent value. it's based on how they found the item and it's a type of training they all go through their whole lives. so a bit like pavlov's dog, if they find something exceptionally valuable, but on a train in front of people, that item will be returned. if they find a few dollars in someone's wallet alone in a private corner - that person will never see that item again. i've had wallets lost and never returned, but wallets and keys lost and returned. we've had toys returned, but i also had multiple bikes stolen and a $5000.00 family heirloom left on the train and never returned either. the myths about japan are kind of ridiculous. just because they learn and teach their public differently about returning things doesn't make them more moral people. that's a western lens attributing ethics to a place where it doesn't belong.
Kimmel and Colbert with the same tag line on the screenshot for tonight 😂 "Easter Dummy" is an understatement for Trump and his insane ranting from yesterday.
@@silentmajority8365 And an overaging Population an Economy that is colapsing Black Companys and Shool problem cause huge problems with People taking an "Exit" and others oh and Racism against foreigners is rising same with Criminality and all this even wthout this bad bad diversity.
Sometimes the best thing about being a parent is being the biggest kid with your children. I don’t know how old they are but there’s a good chance they will remember the time mom and dad got up in the middle of the night so we could have our baskets.😊
The Japanese are very clean...always...and take your nasty shoes off and leave them outside...no nasty shoes inside ever. The mornings after celebrations (with fireworks)...one would never know there was a celebration...I lived in Hawaii and admired everyone, especially the Japanese. Kind people.
I’ve never been outside the U.S. as I live paycheck to paycheck and don’t get paid vacations, but I don’t think America is the greatest country, hence the financial inabilities that constrain many working people. I guess my point is that you are right and wrongish at the same time.
Facts. The Exposure is good for everyone. If only everyone in the US could visit another country even Mexico or Canada still on this continent. Not everything is US centric despite what Hollywood may show.
Regarding foreign countries being cleaner: I took my family to Ireland a few years ago. When I returned to the US it seemed like a garbage dump. Debris that falls off of cars or blows out of car windows, litter that either blows out of trash cans or was never put into a trash can, then leaves and natural stuff. We can chant "U-S-A", as if chanting makes us great, or we can at least start suggesting to local governments that we keep our cities clean.
@@ElizabethHarrington-yp2tn It's embarrassing that we're the only first-world nation without national health care. It's more embarrassing that our fellow voters are so stupid that they fall for the "national health care would be a disaster" lie. Guns are a right, though. You really have to be careful what you wish for. Would you really want a bunch of thugs overturning the election and not having recourse? If Jan6 had subverted the constitution they would need to be stopped somehow.
try not living in a Democrat city, then. My Florida beach town is safe, clean, and fun but you all are too busy calling us "hillbillies and hicks" with your nose stuck up in the air.
The greatest April Fool's prank I've seen. That bit when 'The President' is on the phone, Billy Crystal is 'asleep' and Micki puts on a deep voice and says 'be right there' nearly killed me. Hilarious.
That was a good prank. What a satisfying chuckle I got when Billy had to run the second time to the bathroom with the 'president' on the line. Too funny.
Omg @jimmykimmel! I was in Japan for the last 20 days and just got home on Tuesday 4/2! Have you watched Eugene Levy on Reluctant Traveler when he goes to Tokyo?! I told my friend he was ME!! My favorite thing to do was spend time in the toilet room! Warm seat, perfect cleanliness…no cars honking…No trash anywhere, people respect each other. I agree with you! I was there on Easter as well…but with no children. Wow…amazing!
In Japan I not only saw everybody recycle, but I saw some people even take their cans and bottles into the bathroom to rinse out before recycling. Madness!
Little things like that make a big difference with pest control. Never once did I have to deal with ants and cockroaches or annual pest control visits while living in apartments in Japan.
I was stationed there when I was in the Marines Corp, beautiful like he said, beautiful people, and wasn't mad that we came to their country and was speaking English.
.... I'm not the biggest Kimmel fan, but that bit was awesome and with Billy Crystal no less... respect... that poor lady... when she stuck her finger under his nose... legendary.
I was just there From 3/12-3/23 Everything you said is TRUE in fact I couldn’t help thinking why can’t we have a Bullet Train? Why can’t we have clean spaces Heated Seats and Bidets Also the Japanese are very respectful It’s wonderful.
I lived in Japan for two years, back in the 90’s, and my wife is Japanese. Even back then it was cleaner. The bathrooms can put Buc-ee’s to shame (IYKYK). He’s right about people carrying their trash back home. NO ONE litters. I love the USA but there definitely are some things we could and should learn from the Japanese.
Clean streets here? Not a chance. A lot of people here can’t even bring a shopping cart back to a cart coral in a store parking lot…..even 3 feet away.
Ok, Micki needs some kind of customer service of the century award for how she handled that. I was sweating for her and nearly about to have a panic attack and I was in on the joke. Kudos to her!
My daughter taught in Japan at an elementary school. The last 20 minutes before the students go home, they clean and tidy their entire school. I tried that in my classroom back in Canada,(also a teacher - regrettably) . . .did not go over well.
Yes. I was going to comment something similar. I am a teacher and in grad school, I watched a film that showed the school system in Japan. They had no custodians because the kids cleaned the school. The students also have a ton of respect for their teachers.
because it wont' just work if it's one class. you teach kids to do that in every class in a school since they are kindergarteners, and it will work just fine. but one class isn't going to work. there needs to be a whole system of people doing this for it to take hold.
I miss living in Japan. Lived there for 6 years over two periods of service over there. Lived out in town both times, in two different places. Wonderful. Also, very quiet and peaceful walking around or biking. Nice gardens and parks for everyone, too
I lived in SC for 6 months and while a friend drove me around he tossed a can of coke on the side of the highway. When I objected he stated that that pay people to clean it. Well,, the side of hiways or back roads have not been cleaned since they were built. Keep it in your car till you see a trash can and that is not the streets 😊😢
He's helping some elderly guy collecting aluminum to buy cat food to eat. And when the elderly guy is to weak from starvation they use slave labor from the local jail. So in a sense he's donating to the cause.
That is why many states, like mine, have bottle deposit laws! Since it went up to $0.10/container with more types included, they don't stay on the side of the road long.
After the meltdown of their Nuclear Reactor, when aid was distributed, the people waited in an orderly fashion with no panic or chaos. Older people also volunteered to help with cleanup in sensitive areas and were exposed to radiation because they had lived a full life and wanted to protect the younger generations. Their respect for the elderly and family values and the society they live in is above any comparison.
The Japanese are awesomely honest . My gff had this sailor boyfriend and we requested Japanese umbrellas which he left at the store. A month or so later , he retrieved those and it was still there for safekeeping.
I lived in Japan about 20 years ago (it was the first place I had visited outside of the US) and I still go back Every Time I Can. It is just Wonderful!!! 🥰
Cousin Mikki is like a whole room full of golden retriever puppies, totally sweet and adorable. The world needs more of her.
Gosh, I laughed until I cried 😂🤣
Good simile.
Hate to say it, but I found it very sad. She's such a pleaser. I realize it's her job, but there's a point where a practical person would have said, maybe this just isn't going to work. I mean, can you even imagine putting Crystal on stage in that condition? Sadly, comparing her to a Golden retriever was an apt analogy!
Besides...they probably shortened her life by a couple of years!
@@carlwilliams6977 You don't "hate" to belittle people. You love everything about your comment. You love everything about yourself. No need to lie Carl, just say it "You think your sh!t smells like banana pie"... I get it my man. We all start off thinking we know everything and critique others without ever even taking a glance at ourselves in the mirror. Some make it out of that self-centered view of the world and everything in it, most do not. Either way, just know that your comment lacks humility in any real sense, so you haven't made it out yet ;)
I wouldn't be surprsied if she worked as a social worker in the past.
I knew someone who lost their wallet in Japan he had his California license in it. Someone shipped it to California to his address with the cash and everything in it. All it said was "hope your trip was fun" no mention of who sent it back. They are honorable people.
The benefits of a high trust, homogeneous country.
The penalty for theft in Japan is up to 10 years in prison, so it’s no wonder why everyone seems to be so much nicer over there.
Wow. That’s so nice. I think I want to live in Japan.
black dude would’ve taken it
That’s actually happened to me in France. I had to change my whole idea of the country
I've been to Japan many times and it's a country that has changed your outlook on life in a good way.
The bit with Cousin Nikki was absolutely hilarious. She is such a sweetheart. Great video, as always.
Micki, and she is!
Cousin Micki is the sweetest person. Jimmy has some fantastic people working for him and with him 🎉
I just went to Japan too and I COMPLETELY AGREE. lol best bathrooms ever.
only japanese live there and the right-wing has been in control for decades.
Great, now stop voting democrat so we can get back on track
I'm glad the Kimmel family got to have that beautiful moment together. I hope they never forget it.
Yea, I too thought that was a cool story. Quality family time. ❤😊
I think that's why my parents used to hide our baskets and make us search for them in the morning😅
I ask this with all sincerity, why are you glad? Do you know him? Are they going through tough times right now that you know about? Do you believe he will read your comment and reach out and say thank you?
@@theodorerobert6579why are you being contrary
@@kristinehulet1997Some people are just that way🤦🏻♂️
Micki is someone who everyone would want as a best friend. How can she be so sweet? If I ever come back to this planet, I want Micki to be my mom. Sending happy thoughts.
What planet are you on now?
Her doing the job she is paid for...at home, it's all me, me, me, me.
Japan is not only very clean , people are very courteous, friendly, and down to earth .
OMG Cousin Nicki is the sweetest person in the world. She is absolutely adorable. That bit was hilarious too.
I love her
@@loretta5653 She is beautiful and a VERY sweet lady
The real Joe Biden would have been in awe if he had spoken to Cousin Micki. She is a National Treasure.
1,000,000% seems like such a sweetheart!
A+++
What a priceless April Fools Prank on your cousin. Super fun to watch along.
Japan is the cleanest place I have ever been in! Beautiful, unbelievable food, and so many lovely places/things to see. In addition to the cleanliness, you can go into any restaurant and expect to get delicious food.
That's because it's a homogeneous country and rejects multiculturalism.
Sounds a lot like Sweden before Somalia invaded us :(
I JUST HATE THEIR FRIKKIN' CRAP CARS!
Total opposite of a democratic sanctuary city like Los Angeles 😮
Why is that, though?
I'm an American here in Japan. I think you came at the right time, the weather is starting warm up and the cherry blossoms are blooming.
The cherry trees are blossoming.
no you're not
Japan lives on the top of volcanoes. It has to be great there or people will remember they could be dead at any moment.
I live in DC, and the cherry blossoms near me just bloomed last week. I think they'e gone now.
Japan is on my bucket list 🌸
Cousin Micki is a treasure.
Sometimes Kimmel's pranks are a little too predatory!
She's in on the joke though. Nobody is that clueless.
@@freya8133this must be your first time seeing Micki - she truly is.
She is possibly the most innocently-assuming nice person I've ever seen on television.
They are going to give her a heart attack, possibly me too from laughing.
As a retired Marine, I spent a lot of time in mainland Japan and Okinawa. Their countries are the cleanest in Asia. They have always been this way. Bathing is an art form. Compared to the rest of the world, they are the cleanest, most polite society. Going from Japan to Korea was a shocking experience.
German fella here (semi-clean society, i might hope?): At Football World Cups (soccer), the Japanese supporters are famous not only for their great support but for cleaning their stands up before leaving the stadium. That had/has a profound impact on football coverage here during tournaments. And I mean, why dont we all do that or similar?!
Homogeneous people that all share the same culture. You dont trash your own house
0 minorities lol
@JanHubner_db10
Japan is a homogeneous country. They know multiculturalism doesn't work, and bringing in millions of 3rd world people would ruin their country.
Homogenous conservative countries that value families and hard work tend to do that
As another commenter commented, they had no idea that Lara Trump was a pacifist. She is such a pacifist, she refuses to "hit a note".
😂😂😂😂
Too funny!!!😂😅😂
She's the Florence Foster Jenkins of the GQP...
Believe her name is Lara
@@caronstout354 - hahahaha, you are clearly a cultured and knowledgeable person to come up with that reference.
What’s more funny is him selling 60 dollar bibles I don’t understand why his supporters believe everything he says but argue with the actual facts
Stupidity has no medicine, that's why
It's almost like they're in a cult.
It's simply what idol cultists do. So don't be too surprised.
Cos they like what he be LIE veS about.And they are in luck,more to come,stay tuned.Don't suffer from a nice nap-o -lapsy.
The most important part is the awareness this brings to the Bib le ✨✨✨
Japan is beautiful and the people are so polite and courteous ! I adore TOKYO ! Every western teen should go there
I would take just 1 700th of improvement on American life. Just anything, you name it.
I'm about a third of the way through a planned 3 and 1/2 year stay in Japan. Nearly 2 weeks ago, I returned home to California for a very brief business trip. I completely agree with Jimmy - the whole time I missed the cleanliness (as well as the civility and customer service) of Japan. This even extended to my flights. On the way to LA, I took an American carrier because of the more convenient flight schedule, and ended up regretting that decision. On the way back I was on a Japanese airline, and it felt like I had returned to Japan the moment I walked on board.
You’re so lucky! I visited there years ago and would love to return for another extended period. My favorite country
@@Ladybug211211 Thank-you, I am so grateful for the opportunity to live in Japan as a resident. It is certainly different than just a short-term 90-day tourist visa.
Where can I find a cousin Micki?! She is the most amazing person I’ve ever seen!
in the country, brother. country people are still a bit more respectful than the rest of us in the big city. it's an old trope but it's still true in many cases. not all of course but many.
Your sweet cousin answering in a deep voice for Billy had me in stitches 😂😂😂
The Billy Crystal bit was the BEST!😅
Glad you had some time to yourself, Jimmy. Welcome back! Your cousin is so nice and sweet and Billy was terrific in this skit (and so was the president 😂).
Japan is amazing. People are considerate and respectful. Very clean. The trains can get you anywhere. Super cheap and convenient.
I wonder how their immigration policy looks
@TheSundayShooter Anybody can move to Japan, who wants to.
@@riffgroove Have you actually read anything about Japanese immigration control? They don't play that refugee game, less than 6% of asylum seekers were recognized (the other 94% had their asylum status rejected). Of the permanent residents in Japan, less than 3% of the total population are immigrants and they WILL deport you if you step out of line.
@@riffgroove Not _anybody_
@@TheSundayShooter Let me put it this way... if you or I wanted to, we'd most likely be able to.
I love Mickie❤ I would adore a friend like her!
Billy Crystal not over-doing it. . . Nothing over-the-top- well-done!
I love that he’s surrounded himself with his family!
I think it says a lot about about him as a person 😊
:Like what exactly?
I think this says a lot about your ability to be conned.
Lol like Trump?? And Kim Jung Un?? Who exactly are you talking about?? Its easier to be surrounded by yesmen when you're paying all their bills and getting them jobs and houses
@@twiceshy9773 for us non cynical people it means loyalty, not forgetting where you came from, generosity…
These responses say a lot about these people too.
You’re right about Jimmy, though - he’s a good dude.😊
This was awesome! The monolog was a stitch! BUT! The bit for April Fool's day was even better! Billy Crystal gave an Oscar worthy performance but honestly, with her sweet naiveté Micki stold the show, totally! Jimmy, thank you for being pro Biden, pro fun, a pro at entertaining us when we live in the time of a possible trumpet return. Seriously, you are the medicine to help us survive. I'm glad you had a nice, clean Japanese vacation, but now please don't take a vacation until Feb of 2025! We missed you. We need you. We love you Jimmy Kimmel! ❤😂😊
Jimmy, I love the way you have your family on the show, Aunt Chippy, cousin Sal and cousin Mikki. If I remember correctly you also included a member who later passed away. It's comforting to see families support each other, nicely done. Kudos to you.
it was his Uncle Frank. RIP
Oh my goodness, how innocent and sweet can anyone be! She was adorable. A breath of fresh air!
She came off looking like she was working with a short deck to me.
@@thaisstone5192NO Jokers
He's back Y'all!! We freaking missed You Jimmy Kimmel!!
LOVE YOU!! 💜💜
Just wondering what Republicans watch Late Night?
Don't flatter him> The spider gag still wins.
@@davegarmendia1717, Republicans don't live here!! 🙄🤣
We only come to laugh at the losers lol.
Whats 1 "strength" that diversity brings us?
Please do more pranks on Micki and Aunt Chippy 🤣Micki is so perfect for the booking department, she is a precious soul!
If you do this too often, she will catch up and then it is no longer funny.
I think she caught on this time, when "President Biden" called. Didn't sound like his voice at all. Looks like she went along with it, with her exaggerated movements and facial expressions.
@@Uouttooo He's been doing for years!!!
Jimmy, you ain't neva lie. Japan is truly amazing. 👏🏽
Why is Japan so amazing? Because it is a homogeneous country and knows multiculturalism doesn't work. You can't bring in 3rd world people by the millions and expect to have a successful country.
I’m from 🇯🇵and watch your show！
Jimmy, thank you for coming to Japan!
77 unhinged rambling rants! Someone was rattling on the uppers all day 😂.
Was he texting from church, that stable Christian?
Sniff sniff. 😮
Name your favorite celebrity athlete singer dancer. If anyone made 77 post about their favorite person, their friends would tell them to seek professional help.
I pray Trump's increased unhinged acts opens the eyes of his followers!
@joannewitzkowski3407 I'm not sure he had time for church, what with all the messaging, and obsessively taking apart all the radios, stereos and washing machines in the house and unsuccessfully trying to put them back together 🤣😂, he didn't have time for prayer, quiet reflection and selfless acts of charity
Not only are the Japanese exceptionally clean but also exceptionally honest. While visiting an aquatic and botanical park in Okinawa a few years back, I realized that I had left my video camera somewhere near the aquarium. I took the little train back down from the botanical garden and explained to the train driver in my broken Japanese that I had forgotten my camera at the aquarium. He called ahead. When we arrived a Japanese employee greeted my wife and I and we followed her upstairs where she presented the video camera immaculately wrapped for protection and only asked me to identify the make. ...done and I had my camera back. In fact I know Jpan so I was not worried that I would lose it.
Had this been the US (I'm American) or Europe where I live, that camera would already have been in someone's pocket as new found treasure. Not so in Japan. And when you have an appointment with a Japanese person, they arrive exactly on time. One minute late will result in bowing and apologies for being late.
In short...Love Japan!
they aren't exceptionally honest. this is just a western misunderstanding of the way things are done here. they steal and keep things they find, but they are selective about it and it isn't based on the inherent value. it's based on how they found the item and it's a type of training they all go through their whole lives.
so a bit like pavlov's dog, if they find something exceptionally valuable, but on a train in front of people, that item will be returned.
if they find a few dollars in someone's wallet alone in a private corner - that person will never see that item again. i've had wallets lost and never returned, but wallets and keys lost and returned. we've had toys returned, but i also had multiple bikes stolen and a $5000.00 family heirloom left on the train and never returned either.
the myths about japan are kind of ridiculous. just because they learn and teach their public differently about returning things doesn't make them more moral people. that's a western lens attributing ethics to a place where it doesn't belong.
@handsome-km9cr Are you ok?
@@handsome-km9cr
私はカリフォルニア州出身で日本に30年住んでいるが1台も車を盗まれたことがない。
日本で結婚し私の子供も車を持ち、親戚もいるが誰も車を盗まれた人が居ない。友人も盗まれた話を聞いたことが無い。
私が30年も生活していて1度もなかったことがあなたには何度もあるなんて不思議です。
そもそも日本の車はセキュリティに優れている。車を壊せばアラームが鳴り、離れた場所に居ても鍵が異常を知らせ、エンジンもかからない。だから鍵を車に置きっぱなしにしない限り盗まれることはありえないのに、どうして何度も盗まれたのかとてもとても不思議です。しかも鍵だけでなく$5000.00もの価値の物を車内に置いておくなんて、あなたは普段どんな国に住んでいるのか是非教えてほしい。アメリカじゃない事だけは確かだ。
とにかく、あなたは車を何台も盗まれるほど日本にとっても長く住んでいる。当然日本語も読めるし、日本語で返答できるでしょう。是非どのくらい日本にいるのかお聞きしたい。返答お待ちしています。
Welcome home Jimmy Kimmel! We missed you last week. Glad you enjoyed your vacation in Japan. We loved your April Fools' prank on Micki.
I had to watch the April Fool’s prank twice. What a sweetheart her cousin is…!
Cousin Micki is the best! So gracious and kind. And a good sport!
PREACH! Thank you for showing love to Japan!
Kimmel and Colbert with the same tag line on the screenshot for tonight 😂 "Easter Dummy" is an understatement for Trump and his insane ranting from yesterday.
True story about Japan. So clean and organized there.
Amazing! She is the sweetest lady ever for putting up with you Jimmy !
Jimmy, your cousin is one VERY amazing person. Hugs to her. ❤
I feel so glad to hear all the compliments about my country 😊
Thank you very much
As someone who's been to Japan, I can 100% confirm that Jimmy is right. It's super clean and a lot of people are super polite!
And near zero diversity
@@silentmajority8365
And an overaging Population an Economy that is colapsing Black Companys and Shool problem cause huge problems with People taking an "Exit" and others oh and Racism against foreigners is rising same with Criminality and all this even wthout this bad bad diversity.
Facts
Karoshi!
@@zerosusakuSo, they are 4 decades behind us?
Jimmy sounds like a great dad!
That’s the funniest April fool’s skit! Micky is a sweetheart and Billy just his usual fantastic self.
Cousin Micki is absolutely Precious!!❤. Happy April Fool’s Day!!
Sometimes the best thing about being a parent is being the biggest kid with your children. I don’t know how old they are but there’s a good chance they will remember the time mom and dad got up in the middle of the night so we could have our baskets.😊
He said they're 6 and 8
And pancakes! 🥰🥰🥰🥰
I have lived in Japan for 28 years. I love it!
i've been here for 25. love and hate it.
The Japanese are very clean...always...and take your nasty shoes off and leave them outside...no nasty shoes inside ever. The mornings after celebrations (with fireworks)...one would never know there was a celebration...I lived in Hawaii and admired everyone, especially the Japanese. Kind people.
Japanese only kind to their own kind don't get that confused.
I heard that Japanese bathrooms even in the airport are as clean as a surgical suite and almost palatial with amenities.
America, richest nation in the world, virtually 0 public restrooms.
Could we possibly do better?
@raymondwong7674 not true at all
Would rather have germs off shoes, than tinea off some-ones smelly feat
Cousin Micki is a doll!
SHE ROCKS. LOVE HER!!!!
She is so pure!!
Completely agree!!!! The only ppl who think America is the greatest country in the world have never been to any other country.
I’ve never been outside the U.S. as I live paycheck to paycheck and don’t get paid vacations, but I don’t think America is the greatest country, hence the financial inabilities that constrain many working people. I guess my point is that you are right and wrongish at the same time.
YOU are EXACTLY RIGHT!
Facts. The Exposure is good for everyone. If only everyone in the US could visit another country even Mexico or Canada still on this continent. Not everything is US centric despite what Hollywood may show.
America is the greatest country on earth ! Amen
@chetsenior7253 - the OP was talking about people who think America is the greatest country. You don't. Therefore, they weren't talking about you.
Regarding foreign countries being cleaner: I took my family to Ireland a few years ago. When I returned to the US it seemed like a garbage dump. Debris that falls off of cars or blows out of car windows, litter that either blows out of trash cans or was never put into a trash can, then leaves and natural stuff.
We can chant "U-S-A", as if chanting makes us great, or we can at least start suggesting to local governments that we keep our cities clean.
Or think about improving access to health care, or even, gasp, consider limiting guns.
@@ElizabethHarrington-yp2tn It's embarrassing that we're the only first-world nation without national health care. It's more embarrassing that our fellow voters are so stupid that they fall for the "national health care would be a disaster" lie.
Guns are a right, though. You really have to be careful what you wish for. Would you really want a bunch of thugs overturning the election and not having recourse? If Jan6 had subverted the constitution they would need to be stopped somehow.
@@ElizabethHarrington-yp2tn You missed the point, Mr. Harrington.
It takes more than government...the people themselves have to stop littering, making messes in public bathrooms, etc.
try not living in a Democrat city, then. My Florida beach town is safe, clean, and fun but you all are too busy calling us "hillbillies and hicks" with your nose stuck up in the air.
The most amazing Billy Crystal and Jimmy Kimmel are pulling off one of the best comedy routines on April Fools Day
Cousin Micki has an absolute heart of gold! God bless her.
Her checking if he is alive and changing her voice were priceless.
Yes! "I'll be right there"🤣🤣😂😂
The greatest April Fool's prank I've seen. That bit when 'The President' is on the phone, Billy Crystal is 'asleep' and Micki puts on a deep voice and says 'be right there' nearly killed me. Hilarious.
That prank was so freaking funny. I love Micki. She's such a good sport with every prank Jimmy pulls on her.
That was a good prank. What a satisfying chuckle I got when Billy had to run the second time to the bathroom with the 'president' on the line. Too funny.
Your cousin is absolutely precious! That was the best!
Vote 💙 this November!
Omg @jimmykimmel! I was in Japan for the last 20 days and just got home on Tuesday 4/2! Have you watched Eugene Levy on Reluctant Traveler when he goes to Tokyo?! I told my friend he was ME!! My favorite thing to do was spend time in the toilet room! Warm seat, perfect cleanliness…no cars honking…No trash anywhere, people respect each other. I agree with you! I was there on Easter as well…but with no children. Wow…amazing!
We went to Japan I felt the same. No graffiti, super clean, people very polite and helpful.
Most developed places are like that.
And respectful, if someone has a cold, they wear a mask in public, they do not cry about it.
@@dasstigma I thought I WAS in a developed place is the deal and since I noticed a difference then...
Just need to visit the right places. Also a lot of sexual assaults. Not more than in the US but for sure no lala land.
If only weed were legal there though. 🤷🏻♂️
They need to clone Cousin Nicki a million times. We need more like her in this world.
Micki, she's adorable
If I had $1billion, would give it all for a copy.
Hey> Johnny Depp.
Great Easter story with the kids and everything. Perfection.
In Japan I not only saw everybody recycle, but I saw some people even take their cans and bottles into the bathroom to rinse out before recycling. Madness!
Little things like that make a big difference with pest control. Never once did I have to deal with ants and cockroaches or annual pest control visits while living in apartments in Japan.
Yeah, many of us in Europe do that too
And in Africa.
@@ksc743😂 good one!!!
@@rustyshackleford3293 true story whatever you may think.
Welcome back, Jimmy!!! We missed you! 💙💙💙
Best prank ever. I love cousin Mikki!!!! She is a rider!!!! Great person.
I was stationed there when I was in the Marines Corp, beautiful like he said, beautiful people, and wasn't mad that we came to their country and was speaking English.
Best country I’ve ever been to. They are the most respectful people.
Why would they get mad when you are there to protect them 😂
.... I'm not the biggest Kimmel fan, but that bit was awesome and with Billy Crystal no less... respect... that poor lady... when she stuck her finger under his nose... legendary.
I was just there From 3/12-3/23 Everything you said is TRUE in fact I couldn’t help thinking why can’t we have a Bullet Train? Why can’t we have clean spaces Heated Seats and Bidets Also the Japanese are very respectful It’s wonderful.
OMG! Jimmy where have you been? You're absent the whole week last week! We need you, we miss you!💗
It says right in the title he was in Japan.
He was actually running bets for Dodgers Ohtani.@@loveforeignaccents
He went to Japan
Japan. You weren't listening?
@@loveforeignaccents He also claps when the plane lands.😁
Cousin Micki is the BEST PERSON!! Thank you for not being mean to her with the pranks. It only shows how good a person she really is.
I lived in Japan for two years, back in the 90’s, and my wife is Japanese. Even back then it was cleaner. The bathrooms can put Buc-ee’s to shame (IYKYK). He’s right about people carrying their trash back home. NO ONE litters. I love the USA but there definitely are some things we could and should learn from the Japanese.
Yes like Japan’s gun laws
Clean streets here? Not a chance. A lot of people here can’t even bring a shopping cart back to a cart coral in a store parking lot…..even 3 feet away.
The list of reasons to keep Donnie from ever darkening the doors of the White House again grows by the day...
Vote Blue 💙 folks!
Nah
@@RedPolitics1776Gonna stay on team loser, buddy?
No thanks I'm tired of the world laughing at us!
I’m honestly gonna choose neither. Both candidates and political parties are terrible.
@@plaidpandaThe ignorance of tRump supporters is unexplainable.
Cousin Mikki is so sweet and wonderful! What a good sport!
Absolutely love Micki! She is so honest and real! Love her!
she is sooooo genuine LOVE HER
Cousin Micki checking to see if Billy Crystal is still breathing...priceless.
already pulling out the defibrillator charged with vodka ^^
Ok, Micki needs some kind of customer service of the century award for how she handled that. I was sweating for her and nearly about to have a panic attack and I was in on the joke. Kudos to her!
If you knew what goes in to flying a commercial plane, you would clap every time the plane lands too. Plus it shows appreciation to the pilot.
My daughter taught in Japan at an elementary school. The last 20 minutes before the students go home, they clean and tidy their entire school. I tried that in my classroom back in Canada,(also a teacher - regrettably) . . .did not go over well.
Yes. I was going to comment something similar. I am a teacher and in grad school, I watched a film that showed the school system in Japan. They had no custodians because the kids cleaned the school. The students also have a ton of respect for their teachers.
They are taught to respect their elders. In the US, they can't even teach children respect.
Tbh, there are a lot of 'elder' people here that absolutely do not deserve respect, so maybe that's why. @@crystalkauffman3322
@@crystalkauffman3322lmao 😂 not they aren’t, they are taught to respect Americans or else 🥱
because it wont' just work if it's one class. you teach kids to do that in every class in a school since they are kindergarteners, and it will work just fine.
but one class isn't going to work. there needs to be a whole system of people doing this for it to take hold.
I miss living in Japan. Lived there for 6 years over two periods of service over there. Lived out in town both times, in two different places. Wonderful.
Also, very quiet and peaceful walking around or biking. Nice gardens and parks for everyone, too
japan is great if you hate trees and love concrete and racism
Cousin Micki is a good old-fashioned class act!
Your cousin Mickey is probably the nicest person I've ever seen on TV good for her
“The nicest person I’ve ever seen on TV.” Geezus. Come on Larry.
@@djkennd2Seriously, R U telling her þo c m on Larry? They most likely don't even know each other!
@@kurtsnyder4752 English please Kurt
Cousin Mikki is so damn adorable!!! That bit was hilarious! 😅😅😅😅
Trump:
CINO - Christian In Name Only.
BINO - Billionaire In Name Only.
RINO - Republican In Name Only.
Love it!!!
Best post this week
Don't forget D.I.N.O Dinosaur in name only.
Thank you.
He's also a M. I. N. O : a Man In Name Only.
I lived in SC for 6 months and while a friend drove me around he tossed a can of coke on the side of the highway. When I objected he stated that that pay people to clean it. Well,, the side of hiways or back roads have not been cleaned since they were built. Keep it in your car till you see a trash can and that is not the streets 😊😢
Could he have seen some "adopt a hiway" group?
He's helping some elderly guy collecting aluminum to buy cat food to eat. And when the elderly guy is to weak from starvation they use slave labor from the local jail. So in a sense he's donating to the cause.
When I lived in GA, I came to call those highway diamonds. They sparkle in the sunshine.
It's nice to hear somebody address modern slavery. Hard labor for pennies/hour is so obvious people don't wanna see it
@@gchukma
That is why many states, like mine, have bottle deposit laws! Since it went up to $0.10/container with more types included, they don't stay on the side of the road long.
"That was my grandpa's favorite joke!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗❤️👍
That woman needs a raise, Jimmy…😂
She's wonderful! Soooo kind 😊
This had me in stitches! That poor girl. She’s such and angel! That woman needs a huge Christmas bonus Jimmy! 😂
AMEN & God Bless her 😂😂😂😂
Give her a real raise because she is probably too nice to ask for one.
It's official... Diaper Don just won the egg hunt at Mar a Lago
Still winning!!
Are you kidding.... He won the Easter egg hunt at the Whitehouse and he wasn't even there!!
😂😂😂😂
Is it like the way he plays golf, he cheats, those poor kids.
It’s rigged
I heard he stole eggs from kids
👹wanna buy a bible ??
Because he shot the Easter Bunny?
After the meltdown of their Nuclear Reactor, when aid was distributed, the people waited in an orderly fashion with no panic or chaos. Older people also volunteered to help with cleanup in sensitive areas and were exposed to radiation because they had lived a full life and wanted to protect the younger generations. Their respect for the elderly and family values and the society they live in is above any comparison.
Micki, you need to get Jimmy back! 😂😂😂😂
yes do this 😁
Hope you had a enjoyable holiday in Japan, Jimmy. Respect and discipline. That's what makes Japan so good😊😊
The Japanese are awesomely honest . My gff had this sailor boyfriend and we requested Japanese umbrellas which he left at the store. A month or so later , he retrieved those and it was still there for safekeeping.
they aren't honest. at all. you must be a tourist
I lived in Japan about 20 years ago (it was the first place I had visited outside of the US) and I still go back Every Time I Can. It is just Wonderful!!! 🥰