+Jennifer Sharp space doesn't, it's one point that your in. If space is precived to exist then space core is in space on earth. therefore the existence of the consept of space is meaningless.
Emma Davis Technically space is just a place with very low density that does, in have, have little particles of matter. So, saying space in the sense of an empty vastness is indeed wrong, and thus space doesn't really exist. I am being very technical to troll you.
+The Sourest, well we saw space in the game, so it does exist, but the handsome fact sphere said it didn't exist...*all physics and known logic breaks*.
*"The Fact Shpere is NOT defective. It's facts are wholly accurate, and VERY interesting."* *"Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve."* Oh yes. So very interesting.
"Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians." Imagine someone's getting surgery and they find an avacado.
"The good news is, you no longer have cancer. The bad news is, you had an entire avocado plant growing in your intestines. We have removed it for your convenience."
@@Mechagodzilla128 "But unfortunately, a new avocado is growing inside you and I'm deeply sorry, but it's time to say goodbye. You will transform into a massive avocado within the next 24 hours.
@@notalessandro they are true, this takes place in the future of a fictional version of the world which was at one point taken over by aliens. So facts may not be accurate to our world but he’s still never wrong
Bruno Gomes It's meme: "The fact sphere is very handsome and very accurate" and "twelve twelve twelve twelve twelve twelve pen pen pen pen pen pen pen pen."
Do you think the voice actor for the fact sphere was told "Okay so... we need you to get some facts...and then just start saying them. They don't need to be correct...just....just say them."
The Fact Sphere seems to me like the only slightly corrupted core. He actually has correct facts but a lot just contain an added incorrect part. Wheatley was built to be an idiot so he isn't corrupted, he's working the way he was designed. The space core is just crazy and Rick seems to be acting normal, he just likes adventure.
Given the explanation that Aperture did everything possible to make GLaDOS less able, it seems highly likely that the Fact Sphere intentionally provides both accurate and inaccurate facts, firstly as a means of getting GLaDOS to trust it as a valid source, and then subsequently to get her operating based on nonsense. This is also what every news and media corporation does to you, often via other people, who have been successfully deceived into operating based on nonsense.
@@michaelkelley737you… don’t understand the joke of the fact core, do you? The whole point of the fact sphere is that he spouts nonsense and blatantly obvious facts
"The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way." I need to shake the hand of the man who wrote these.
Fact: The Fact core is not a man, it's a robot. Your unorthodox way of writing is making you look less human and more of a resemblance of a donkey with brain damage. Organic thoughts and jokes are inferior to artificial jokes
"The space sphere will never go to space." "You will never go into space." "Fact: Space does not exist." "Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't." Some one doesn't like the space core.
For you guys who don't understand, the Fact core tells facts that aren't really correct, because he's corrupt. The fact that he got this one right is grounds to congratulate him because he doesn't get much right.
Things the Fact Sphere got right: The billionth digit of Pi is 9. Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long. A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second. Honey does not spoil. The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Rats cannot throw up. Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes. The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days. A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds. According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats. Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius. Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath. The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government. The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space. The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute. Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity. At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself. Hot water freezes quicker than cold water. The situation you are in is very dangerous. Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene.
I listened to the radio last night. Someone took bee stings in 25 different areas on their body to find the pain threshold of each area. And report as such. The most painful area reported was the nostril. The second was the shaft of the penis. I lost attention to the rest of the list because my mind was caught in a loop about how they orchestrated the trial. On the same station Ethologists have also discovered that mammals, regardless of size or species, take about the same time to urinate regardless of the 50 Gallons of urine an elephant has. All the way down to a mouse. Give or take 7 seconds. And compensation for an elder age. It was a strange car ride last night.
+TheHeadHunter1000 what do you mean pointless .. every one needs to know where do they prefer to be stung by a bee.. this way when a bee wants to sting you.. you can ask it nicely to sting on a specific location...
5:17 or 5:18 this one is priceless (as they all are, but that one is my favorite line) "Before the Wright brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium"
J. Hanna true, but that still leaves the fact that a bunch of people got toasted and went "Okay, we want to make a character thats going to blurt out random useless information, what ratio of genuine facts to bullshit should we use?"
J. Hanna which i think it is supposed to be alluding how often everybody usually accepts facts without questioning them, it has no processes for actually thinking or testing it's ideas and just assumes itself correct because it was told so.
"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty." That's got to be the best thing I have ever read and I am disappointed in myself for not thinking of that sooner.
"Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thiry-four words for fudge." *sigh*
It has been scientifically proven that men with moustaches have more hair on their upper lips than men without moustaches. Wether or not this also applies to women, is yet to be tested.
but he insulted you too he said that if you actually get to space (witch is highly likely! :D) you should burst into flame (witch is not possible because fire needs oxygen and space has nothing in it! no oxygen = no fire! simple as that!)
4:46 - best "The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its eyes are made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful deadly poison"
fact : the voice actor for chell also voiced link from legend of Zelda, Gordon freeman from half life, the morality core from portal 1 and Claude from Gta 3.
In fact, Eskimos do NOT have 100 words for snow. Their language is structured such that compound words exist, like German. So they have a word for snow, but if they want to say something like "deep snow" the adjective is added onto the word making what is basically "deepsnow." So technically yes they are different words that all refer to snow, but only because they attach adjectives to the nouns they are describing as opposed to keeping them separate.
Inuit language has 32 prepositions, though, compared to English's 3 (here, there, yonder.) Including oddballs like a preposition meaning "present in the immediate vincinity of both speaker and listener, but invisible" which is used for smells and sounds.
Nay, technically it doesn't. Outer space, the thing you maybe referring to, does exist, but space in general does not because everything takes up space.
TheRocketdrive Space is defined originally by the objects, which simply "FORM UP". Us humans, have this opinion that objects "TAKE UP SPACE". It might, or might not be true, but SPACE in actuality does not exist. It is a word to describe state of things, not "SOMETHING". In fact, It's existence comes in question only when someone has an illusion that it indeed is a "thing". Sadly it is immediately proven wrong. fact: SPACE DOES NOT EXIST. Also ether is very close to this.
"Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting earth every 76 years, for the other 75, it retreats to the heart of the Sun, where it hibernates undisturbed." lengendary.
Yes it is. It is an extremely common misconception but it is because of the Mpemba effect. If Aristotle said it was common knowledge, then he is wrong.
Danogot516 then technically so are we, even though we are in atmosphere and grounded. To truly be in space, you must be free of any substantial gravity well.
"Space Sphere will never go into space."
Lies.
+Phil H 50 percents of his facts are false, thats why he is broken
+Phil H true
He also said space doesn't exist.
+Jennifer Sharp space doesn't, it's one point that your in. If space is precived to exist then space core is in space on earth. therefore the existence of the consept of space is meaningless.
Dude. I approve this theory. YOU NEED SOME SORT OF A REWARD FOR THIS!!!
"Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."
Damn that's dark.
GLaDOS enjoys this comment.
2:09
well he's not wrong
Alyx: hey Doc, what cat??
[teleporter cycles]
😈
"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was VERY, VERY thirsty." XD
i always joked about how whoever discovered cow's milk must have been a really sick person xD
Same goes for eggs.
i always thought they tried cows milk as a substitute for other milk when they had orphaned child.
Not wrong
I agree the person to discover cows milk was actually really good must have either been desperately thirsty or a perverted cow molester
"To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror."
*Oh yeah, it's big brain time*
1:23
"Humans can survive underwater, but not for very long."
Well, he's not wrong....
Yeah, I died when I tested that :\
Well taht's unlucky unfortunate.
"Space Does Not Exist." "Space Sphere Will Never Go Into Space." "You Will Never Go Into Space."
LIAR! XD
Emma Davis Technically space is just a place with very low density that does, in have, have little particles of matter. So, saying space in the sense of an empty vastness is indeed wrong, and thus space doesn't really exist. I am being very technical to troll you.
MÓNICA ANDRADE spacr
E
I won against Wheatley, where is my promised allegiance with the totally-accurate and handsome Fact Sphere?
Alma Martinez the fact sphere is in "space"
Which doesn't exist, so where is he? We'll never know *jumps out of window*
"S P A C E"
The fact core never went to space, only Wheatley and the space core did. The others stayed on earth.
+The Sourest, well we saw space in the game, so it does exist, but the handsome fact sphere said it didn't exist...*all physics and known logic breaks*.
My favorite "The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914, everyone involved screamed the entire way."
+KillerBluebird Its actually true
It was in 1914 but without the screaming.
+Jan Sten Adámek no I'm pretty sure they screamed most of the way
I can only imagine that.
I think my favorite is probably the Fact Core's counting mnemonic. Or maybe the story of Shakespeare.
The comedic genius of valves employees is incredibly under appreciated
" in 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate 75 hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning"
it's pretty appreciated
*"The Fact Shpere is NOT defective. It's facts are wholly accurate, and VERY interesting."*
*"Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve."*
Oh yes. So very interesting.
that's 9 12 not 12 12
@@teraspeXt dude i don't even remember writing this comment. i spelled sphere wrong
We’re you sleep walking?
Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava.
Warning: Sphere Corruption at 20--R-r-r-r-rats cannot throw up.
"The square root of rope is string." - Why is that so funny? xD
Because if you think about it, it's true.
+Shirogane Kei holy shit.
+Skullboy oh I get, strings are really thin and small but if multiply that by itself then its bigger, therefore its a rope
I haven't heard anything more absurdly correct
String^2=rope
"You can stand to lose a few pounds"
Gotta love being called fat in both games lol
Fatty fatty no parents!
MisterPringle You never were called fat in Portal 1
well, apparently, you are... by the fact sphere...
If the fact sphere says it, it must be true
@@Klaevin but the fact sphere was introduced in Portal 2...
"Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."
Imagine someone's getting surgery and they find an avacado.
"The good news is, you no longer have cancer. The bad news is, you had an entire avocado plant growing in your intestines. We have removed it for your convenience."
@@Mechagodzilla128 "But unfortunately, a new avocado is growing inside you and I'm deeply sorry, but it's time to say goodbye. You will transform into a massive avocado within the next 24 hours.
it’s just an avocado seed
@@tatertatertatertatertater That is a godly username
as an australian, can confirm. Sometimes i spit up avocado pits as if they were hairballs
I like how they toss in actual real facts in with all the stupid nonsense to make it sound corrupt.
But I thought those all were true so far :(
@@notalessandro they are true, this takes place in the future of a fictional version of the world which was at one point taken over by aliens. So facts may not be accurate to our world but he’s still never wrong
@@ProjectEchoshadow but the space core DID go to space. so he was wrong.
@@BigHailFan that’s true too, he went so far as to say space does not exist
Honey does not spoil
"Twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, pens, pens, pens, pens, pens, pens, pens."
-Fact Core, 2011
"Apple. Orange. Pear. Plum. Kumquats. Tangerine. Tomato. Avocado. Guava." - Fact Core, 2011
drew b. I read this when he said it
Bonus points for spelling "Kumquat" correctly, unlike the caption in the video.
error error factnafa error error factnafa factnafa
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"Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the fact sphere."
Best one.
+1
I love that one ♡♡♡
Rick: “You look beautiful so I’ll handle this.”
Fact core: “We will both die because of your negligence.”
Why have you stolen my name?
So basically, Rick is an optimist and Craig(Fact Core) is a pessimist.
This sphere is the Internet.
+Matthew Herndon finally, somebody gets it
nah it lacks memes
Bruno Gomes It's meme: "The fact sphere is very handsome and very accurate" and "twelve twelve twelve twelve twelve twelve pen pen pen pen pen pen pen pen."
12 divided by 2 is 6 , 6 divided by 2 is 3 .
3 sides to a triangle (*_*)
yeah ....the sphere is like internet on drugs 😂
I was expecting the Fact Sphere to say, "Half Life 3 will never exist."
+Erin Grewal It would be the most accurate thing it could ever say.
+Jonathan Morgan Of course.
Erin Grewal or that portal 5 won't happen
Atually the fact core is incorrect about all this fact so it should be "half life 3 will be realsed"
Jonathan Morgan Too soon...
Do you think the voice actor for the fact sphere was told "Okay so... we need you to get some facts...and then just start saying them. They don't need to be correct...just....just say them."
th-cam.com/video/AbFdqYt-uCI/w-d-xo.html This video will answer your question, if you are still wondering.
@@singmeastory6634 thanks for that!
I was seriously expecting to be rickrolled. I’m so disappointed
569 likes lmao
The Fact Sphere seems to me like the only slightly corrupted core. He actually has correct facts but a lot just contain an added incorrect part. Wheatley was built to be an idiot so he isn't corrupted, he's working the way he was designed. The space core is just crazy and Rick seems to be acting normal, he just likes adventure.
imagine wheatley breaks and he just becomes omnipotent
But it's clearly said that the Fact Sphere is not defective and that it's facts are all true
@@alemon2367 gullible
Given the explanation that Aperture did everything possible to make GLaDOS less able, it seems highly likely that the Fact Sphere intentionally provides both accurate and inaccurate facts, firstly as a means of getting GLaDOS to trust it as a valid source, and then subsequently to get her operating based on nonsense. This is also what every news and media corporation does to you, often via other people, who have been successfully deceived into operating based on nonsense.
Ricks corruption made him sexist
"Humans can survive under water,but not for very long"
He uh......he has a point.
Yeah XD
Katie Perdue this comment has 69 thumbs up.
Fergus Kempf 82
Crow Feathers 103
marvin griffin Some of his facts are correct
My favorite one: "In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."
He actually died from Pneumonia and metastatic cancer. Plus, the part where he says that he ate 75 hot dogs is also false.
@@michaelkelley737you… don’t understand the joke of the fact core, do you? The whole point of the fact sphere is that he spouts nonsense and blatantly obvious facts
"The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way."
I need to shake the hand of the man who wrote these.
The voice actor got the facts so.......
The past tense of "surgeons general" is "surgeonsed general"
I don't get it
@@reng935 The plane is crashing down. That's why everybody screamed
@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 oh ok thanks I feel stupid haha
Google actually uses this core for their Gemini AI.
No, this core is smarter then gemini
Fact Core is 10x smarter
"the square root of rope is string"
I mean he's right in a way
Cuz like, string times many strings is a rope...?
Kitskull Dubstep
No.
Kitskull Dubstep that makes sense
Honestly, that does make a lot of sense
"At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch"
I was abducted by the Dutch. It was horrible, and scary.
Deathpuff12 But... But didn't you like our stroopwafels?
Really?
d hararry no!
Same. An awful experience.
"At some point in their lives" - That's how I ended up living here now... :O
It said "twelve" nine times. 12 - 9 = 3. A triangle has 3 sides. Mario 64 confirmed.
Soulariax lol
Darth Utah 66
That was the joke.
+Cinnamongamer *Facepalm*
its ilimaunati comfirmed
+Cinnamongamer Half Life 3 confirmed. Fucking Black Mesa
Love him or hate him
This man spitten straight facts
I mean he said the space core will not go to space yet it did
@@Garlic_Bread69 “The Fact Sphere is always right.” -The Fact Sphere
"Space doesn't exist" yet he still spits facts💀💀💀
Fact: The Fact core is not a man, it's a robot. Your unorthodox way of writing is making you look less human and more of a resemblance of a donkey with brain damage.
Organic thoughts and jokes are inferior to artificial jokes
@@Garlic_Bread69 Who are you going to believe, some video game or the handsome Fact Sphere who is always right
The fact sphere still taught me more than my 7 years of education.
+Super Mutant Ninja Sandvich Don't take all of it literally though, as the fact sphere is corrupted and cannot be trusted
Yea, I checked the wiki and it says some wrong facts.
+Super Mutant Ninja Sandvich
The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting.
The Fact Sphere is always right.
+Jim Pigmon --- Actually, the Fact Sphere is defective because at 0:48-1:15 he starts repeating/saying random words, etc.
+crazymario65 Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.
The fact Sphere's counting tip really helped.
what comes before 60
Your Mom ... a lot ...
12
Help I died at "Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."
Can you please show me your resurrection machine?
@@dhararry7929 you don't need a resurrection machine. Just some green mushrooms.
i broke down laughing on that one but really like wait what
5:37
This fact has convinced me the Fact Core’s name would be Craig.
The Fact Sphere feels more like a Garry or a Ted than a Craig to me
Well this is the greatest parody of Wikipedia ever.
Brooke Koerner C'mon, it has to be intentional!
You are everywhere.
*****
And I'm proud of it.
blara2401 no you *need* to *stop*
*[ANGER INTENSIFIES]*
*****
Why that?
"The space sphere will never go to space." "You will never go into space." "Fact: Space does not exist." "Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't." Some one doesn't like the space core.
And all of these facts were completely wrong...maybe facts sphere is jealous?
Well, he does not like Rick "The Adventure Sphere" either, calling him a blowhard, and a coward.
Well he clearly was wrong about Space Core cause he did in fact got into space.
But then another fact was about the sun, implying that he does believe in space, because that's where the sun is
The atomic weight of germanium is actually 72.64.
Good job, fact core.
Fact core ruined his name.
Boris he's corrupt so some facts are wrong
Boris that's what he said
For you guys who don't understand, the Fact core tells facts that aren't really correct, because he's corrupt. The fact that he got this one right is grounds to congratulate him because he doesn't get much right.
Things the Fact Sphere got right:
The billionth digit of Pi is 9.
Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long.
A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second.
Honey does not spoil.
The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Rats cannot throw up.
Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes.
The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days.
A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds.
According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats.
Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius.
Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath.
The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was
the second statute ever enacted by the United States government.
The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space.
The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo.
In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute.
Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity.
At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself.
Hot water freezes quicker than cold water.
The situation you are in is very dangerous.
Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene.
as an Australian, I feel threatened by his avocado fact.
Could I have your *avocados*
Give us your fabled avocados.
bröther may I have some avocado
It gets even worse when you know that “avocado” was the Aztec word for testicles, or something like that 🤣 (apparently they grow in pairs!)
@@kiramortwilson7411 that's very cursed. If I were an Australian, I would feel even more threatened now.
"Iguanas can stay underwater for 28.7 minutes."
SOMEBODY _MEASURED_ THAT?!
+Kemonokami Some scientists have a lot of time on their hands :/
I listened to the radio last night.
Someone took bee stings in 25 different areas on their body to find the pain threshold of each area. And report as such. The most painful area reported was the nostril. The second was the shaft of the penis. I lost attention to the rest of the list because my mind was caught in a loop about how they orchestrated the trial.
On the same station Ethologists have also discovered that mammals, regardless of size or species, take about the same time to urinate regardless of the 50 Gallons of urine an elephant has. All the way down to a mouse. Give or take 7 seconds. And compensation for an elder age.
It was a strange car ride last night.
The Vicious Drift
And they are getting payed for it too.... >.> Researching pointless knowledge.
+TheHeadHunter1000 what do you mean pointless ..
every one needs to know where do they prefer to be stung by a bee..
this way when a bee wants to sting you.. you can ask it nicely to sting on a specific location...
Haruka
So that is your fetish. Kinky
"89% of magic tricks are not magic...
technically, they are sorcery" XD
An ostriches eye is bigger than it's Brain
he say about a real fact
You could stand to lose a few pounds
Sorcery is the same thing as magic
I always lose it at 1:13 "Warning: sphere corruption at 20 r-r-r-r-rats cannot throw up."
At first I heard "PLANTS cannot throw up" xD
@@m.pensiveso did TH-cam subtitles
5:17 or 5:18 this one is priceless (as they all are, but that one is my favorite line) "Before the Wright brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium"
Everything I learned in school is a lie!
Just like that *DAMN CAKE!!!*
*****
There is a cake in the end of Portal 1 in the storage room.
Arko777777 Yeah, I remember, it was just a joke
Actually the cake WAS A LIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
Norma Astacio it always is, even in mario,
cake=bowser attacked the castle
"Cell phones wont give you cancer, Only hepatitis"
Wtf xD
XD
4:26
"Whales are twice as intelligent and three times as delicious as humans."
TheCoolProfessor wait how does he know what a human tastes like?
O got you aren’t telling me...
I’m late
EXCUSE ME
Humans taste like pork
rezandra rizky hol up
YOU ATE A HUMAN!!!
well thank you I need a less humans to watch after and be responsible for them dying
"The square root of rope is string."
I... am at a loss for words.
"At some point in their lives, 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch."
LMAO I'm dying
Oh dear... I guess we should fear the Dutch.
I am ducth:(
So...it's true right? :)
Most Awesome Flyer where the fuck is ducth?!
Leafeon Green In the Netherlends. Fear us.
Am I the only one who wants to meet the group or individuals who got piss drunk and started coming up with these "facts"?
J. Hanna true, but that still leaves the fact that a bunch of people got toasted and went "Okay, we want to make a character thats going to blurt out random useless information, what ratio of genuine facts to bullshit should we use?"
J. Hanna which i think it is supposed to be alluding how often everybody usually accepts facts without questioning them, it has no processes for actually thinking or testing it's ideas and just assumes itself correct because it was told so.
Rixoli I think that he got all of his original data accurate but then the data got corrupted and then... this happened.
Ironically, some of these are indeed real facts.
'This statement is false'. Answer me THAT ONE fact sphere!
New mission: 'Decline this mission'!
WHAT NOW?
'Does a set of all sets contain itself?'
MHMM
wolfqueen6 Oh. I don't know how to answer this. But I know, that I don't know anything.
NikiKR If a man who lies, says he is lying, is he telling the truth?
wolfqueen6 Of course it does. Why not?
Fact core: The fact sphere is not defective.
Fact core: **says twelve rapidly**
"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty."
That's got to be the best thing I have ever read and I am disappointed in myself for not thinking of that sooner.
"Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thiry-four words for fudge."
*sigh*
***** to show which part they were sighing at um
because if he comments *sigh* we immediately know the precise moment and line of dialog he was sighing at
but theyre not gonna know what the person was saying "sigh" at, there were a lot of other words, if you didn't notice
Obvious troll is obvious
Electra Heart You are the troll.
It has been scientifically proven that men with moustaches have more hair on their upper lips than men without moustaches. Wether or not this also applies to women, is yet to be tested.
Imagine being locked in a room and you have to listen to this guy for 3 days non stop.
Would you rather that or space core? This is a genuine question btw I’m actually curious which you’d rather be stuck with for 3 days
Honestly space core personally because he’s so adorable
(Sorry, I know you didn’t ask me)
@@xnagytibor I love how you chose door number three XD
@@Fionacle Nah ur good
@@8ax I'd be with it even if it's spouting absolute bullshit because it's fucking funny.
"Like most things he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleep waking, and later had no memory of the event."
God, I think I busted a lung.
Lincoln: *Wakes up* Wh-Wha? Where am I?
Slaves: Thank you for all you've done for us, President!!!
Lincoln: WHAT THE FU-
“I did what in my sleep!?
Aw crap, the South is gonna kill me!”
Too soon?
I noticed that GlaDOS and this guy mentions Chells weight...a lot
seems like someone on the writers team had some traumas to process through their creative work :P
Chell is not fat
Yea whats up with that!? XD
"The adventure sphere is a blowhard and a coward," omg lol!!
And then he says that he has many friends.....
ZimVader0017 and the most handsome
the space sphere will never go to space you will never go to space fact space does not exist
It's unbelievable that valve predicted in 2011 the existence of chatGPT
Fact: Studies have shown that the more birthdays you have, the longer you live.
"The fact sphere is a good sphere, with many friends."
You could tell me every single one of these was true in the TF2 universe and I'd believe you.
1:18 “the square root of rope is string” I mean that kind of makes sense
"They are found in Australians"
OOOOKAY, thanks for the info..
Wikipedia in a nutshell
wow why are you hating on fact core he`s awesome (not as awesome as Rick though! XD)
but he insulted you too
he said that if you actually get to space (witch is highly likely! :D) you should burst into flame (witch is not possible because fire needs oxygen and space has nothing in it! no oxygen = no fire! simple as that!)
yes
actually, you can trust Wheatley!
I see we thought the exact same way. I didn't even notice your comment, sorry xD
Jack, i trust you not to stab our beloved space core.
"At one point in their lives, one in six children will be abducted by the Dutch" that line made me wheeze xD
Pas maar op
@@tergy ze weten niet wat er aan komt man
"If there are 2 things I hate in life, it's people who are intolerant of other's cultures, and the Dutch."
Now i see why parents go to court to retrieve their kids back falsely taken by child protection agents
"Humans can survive underwater, but not very for long."
"89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery."
Yeah.
05:05 "... everyone involved screamed the entire way." 😂😂😭 I can see that happening
I lost it at diamonds becoming packaging foam.
I like how it descends from facts to madness
apparently it likes the number twelve, fruit, and pens.
"the space sphear will never go to space"? in ya face goddammit!
"space does not exist" HA your turn
Lies and slander. The Space Jam has been performed.
***** welll.... hmmmm..... heee.... ! what definition of space?
anipaper2
According to Fact Sphere *glitch* space *glitch* does not exist
***** ...He's the Fact Core, not the TRUE Fact Core.
2+2=5 is a fact, just a FALSE one.
PENS. PENS. PENS. PENS. PENS. PENS. PENS.
Pingas. Pingas. Pingas. Pingas. Pingas. Pingas. Pingas. Pingas.
Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants.
_I'm seeing you everywhere-_
+Feliks Łukasiewicz (PotionLily) Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve.
Eight!
*”WHO TOLD FACT CORE A PARADOX?”*
IT JUST SAID A PARADOX AND DIDN'T EXPLODE
It wasn't paying attention to itself.
which one?
AsIAdjustMyMonocle Schrodinger's cat.
It didn’t explode because it saw the paradox only as a justification for killing cats.
@@riquelme3764 that’s not a paradox at all
"The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsd general." Always my favorite.
4:46 - best
"The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its eyes are made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful deadly poison"
0:21
Fact core: the fact Sphere
Captions: the fart scare
Ah, my fart cone
The Fact Sphere is love.
The Fact Sphere is life.
My IQ went up 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
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***** I think so
***** idk why
*up to
the square root of rope is string
Watch this at 0.75x speed and it sounds like actual talking and if you watch it at 2x speed it sounds like that little part at the end of a commercial
"1 out of 6 children will be abductad by the dutch"
W8 what O.o
even for a random joke...Why would i ....
You know what never mind.
You will know it.. in time. ;P
Hurlock alpha I don't get it. And I want to get it because I am Dutch. Could you please tell me?
There is tons of child trafficking in the Netherlands. Probably what it is referring to.
i dont get it. Im Dutch.
If you count Dutch Children and have an extremely vague definition of “abduction” it makes sense
0:09 well on the bright side, the likelihood of you dying non-violently within the next five minutes is zero...
fact : the voice actor for chell also voiced link from legend of Zelda, Gordon freeman from half life, the morality core from portal 1 and Claude from Gta 3.
Ok but that joke doesn't make sence because link can go "hyah hyup haah!" And isn't completely silent like the rest of the characters listed.
"The fact sphere is not defective, it's facts are fully accurate and very interesting."
"12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12"
Warning: your accuracy may vary
"The first human to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty."
That, or very, very bored.
In fact, Eskimos do NOT have 100 words for snow. Their language is structured such that compound words exist, like German. So they have a word for snow, but if they want to say something like "deep snow" the adjective is added onto the word making what is basically "deepsnow." So technically yes they are different words that all refer to snow, but only because they attach adjectives to the nouns they are describing as opposed to keeping them separate.
Not all of fact core's facts are correct
+CaitieLou (Lilani) my gawd, there is already enough facts
+Shadow the pokemon master “Toy Chica 666” really?
Inuit language has 32 prepositions, though, compared to English's 3 (here, there, yonder.) Including oddballs like a preposition meaning "present in the immediate vincinity of both speaker and listener, but invisible" which is used for smells and sounds.
Teacher: Your final exam is tomorrow.
Me: **watches video for recap of everything I learned**
Watching this video instantly gives you a Harvard PhD
The test: literally has anything but what you learned
I completely lost it when he said "Humans can survive underwater... But not for very long."
B-But... But space does exist
Nay, technically it doesn't. Outer space, the thing you maybe referring to, does exist, but space in general does not because everything takes up space.
It's all a matter of reference. "Space" exists, but space, by definition, doesn't exist.
Junior F what definition of space makes space a non-existent entity?
TheRocketdrive Space is defined originally by the objects, which simply "FORM UP". Us humans, have this opinion that objects "TAKE UP SPACE". It might, or might not be true, but SPACE in actuality does not exist. It is a word to describe state of things, not "SOMETHING". In fact, It's existence comes in question only when someone has an illusion that it indeed is a "thing". Sadly it is immediately proven wrong. fact: SPACE DOES NOT EXIST. Also ether is very close to this.
Achi Oragvelidze now that sounds all very philosophical and spiritual. I'll stick with the scientific definitions.
5:10 Yo the turret said this as well.
I want him to be the voice of siri.
"Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting earth every 76 years,
for the other 75, it retreats to the heart of the Sun, where it hibernates undisturbed."
lengendary.
"Hot water freezes quicker than cold water." That is ACTUALLY true. What? o_o
LoriTheGirl It is
He littearly said that when I read this comment.
It’s not true
No it isn’t
Yes it is. It is an extremely common misconception but it is because of the Mpemba effect. If Aristotle said it was common knowledge, then he is wrong.
"Edmund Hillary the first person to climb Mount Everest did so by accident while chasing a bird"
A BIRD!
avocados are found IN Australian's............. um i don't think that's right
It is if they eat them.
but who would go find them in Austrailian's
matthew mac Doctors
maybe :P
Australian's what?
"At some point in their lives one in six children will be abducted by the Dutch."
I'm dying.
0:48 The fact sphere said "Twelve" 9 times.
What's the difference between 12 and 9? 3.
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
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PORTAL 3 CONFIRMED EMBRACE IT
Half Life : Alyx is HL3
@@alexathekitsune7467 wrOnG
I love how half of these start out true, than get completely random
Ha Fact Sphere was wrong the Space Sphere did went to space.
space sphere in fact did not, space sphere merely went to orbit. Fact sphere is still correct....and superior....
TheRocketdrive The moon is far enought from the earth atmosphere.
Danogot516 perhaps, but he is not floating free in space. Space core is in fact now stuck in lunar orbit unless something propels him elsewhere.
But after all he is in space.
Danogot516 then technically so are we, even though we are in atmosphere and grounded. To truly be in space, you must be free of any substantial gravity well.
Turns out this is more accurate to what real AI is like in 2024.