All quotes from Portal 2's Adventure Sphere (AKA Rick)

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  • @caitlynv.2934
    @caitlynv.2934 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3838

    "Yeah I'm a black belt in everything. Karate, La-rate, Jujitsu, taekwondo... bedroom."

    • @m.jailam8861
      @m.jailam8861 8 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      i almost died in that fight when he said that xD this sphere made it hard to focus on the game

    • @caitlynv.2934
      @caitlynv.2934 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Jailam Myles Lol I know what you mean

    • @nothanksbigno7019
      @nothanksbigno7019 8 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      *Spits milk*

    • @GORYGIRL
      @GORYGIRL 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      (QUOTE FROM "I'M GONNA GER U SUCKER!") "AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF YOU AIN'T NEVER HEARD OF!!"

    • @trottheblackdog
      @trottheblackdog 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      More like "Joo jitsah"

  • @idontcare6736
    @idontcare6736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2451

    Fun fact: Chell didn’t portal Wheatley to the moon, it was actually Rick’s devastating comeback that singlehandedly zinged him into space

    • @CodenameBolts
      @CodenameBolts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      "Well this thorn.... IS ABOUT TO TAKE YOU DOWN!"
      Wheatley: What the!?
      (Suddenly gets shot into space by the power of the zing)

    • @lunarskys2645
      @lunarskys2645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Are you secretly the fact core?!?

    • @NorthBoiX
      @NorthBoiX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      after that chell & rick starts to have an "honeymoon"

    • @lucasdellamaggiore
      @lucasdellamaggiore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@NorthBoiX Unfortunately not, Rick was the first core to be sucked into the vacuum of space, followed by Space core and Wheatley, Fact core is the only core who remained on earth

    • @aliciakoloskova
      @aliciakoloskova ปีที่แล้ว

      a

  • @scoobybryce
    @scoobybryce 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3186

    100% confirmed. Chell is a beautiful lady.

    • @randomwannab
      @randomwannab 8 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      I think she could lose a few pounds.

    • @scoobybryce
      @scoobybryce 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Nah man. girls gota eat. besides the bigger the better. ;P

    • @randomwannab
      @randomwannab 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Haha I know, I was just joking. Seems like a lot of things like calling her fat =P

    • @scoobybryce
      @scoobybryce 8 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      you know whats funny is the two portal games happen back to back from chells perspective and I dont think she ever ate, drank or used the bathroom once. How did she do it
      ???

    • @randomwannab
      @randomwannab 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      bryce cintron They freeze the people in there. Cyrogeneses? I'm not sure what term they used, but GLaDOS mentioned it a few times when taunting you, talking about your parents. Plus, they put you to sleep for 15 days or so, then wake you up to make sure you move around to stay alive. They basically just freeze you and defrost you years in the future.

  • @darkpaw1522
    @darkpaw1522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1061

    "Rick" is the only AI to never call Chell fat. He even compliments her several times.

    • @ctrlaltrepeat245
      @ctrlaltrepeat245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Rick chad

    • @darkpaw1522
      @darkpaw1522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ctrlaltrepeat245 Agreed

    • @Leon_V61
      @Leon_V61 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      How about the space and the fact core?

    • @darkpaw1522
      @darkpaw1522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@Leon_V61 Space mostly ignores her, and fact starts stating a cake recipe after a while which at that point is virtually a threat.

    • @Yes-bn6yy
      @Yes-bn6yy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@Leon_V61 Fact core says “you could lose a few pounds”

  • @stripedhyenuh
    @stripedhyenuh 10 ปีที่แล้ว +978

    Come on sweetie, he's got a glass jaw! He's got a glass everything, this guy's a china cabinet!
    I lost my shit

    • @eddiea4358
      @eddiea4358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Bruh I read this as soon as it got to that point in the video

  • @avanelletheclockfriend2515
    @avanelletheclockfriend2515 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2531

    "...Bedroom."
    "Yeah, hold me just like that. Things are about to get real messy."
    "GET DIRTY WITH THIS ROBOT!"
    "Alright, your funeral. Your beautiful lady corpse open casket funeral."
    Congrats Chell, you've been hit on by a robot.

    • @thecanadiandane7262
      @thecanadiandane7262 8 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      yeah im a black belt in pretty much everything. karate, larate ,ju jitzu ,kick punch belt making taikwando, bedroom.

    • @PRGME7
      @PRGME7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Avanelle The Clock Friend touché

    • @GTRFKR-Official
      @GTRFKR-Official 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      From what I’ve tested it’s either extremely hard or extremely easy, no in between.

    • @rofai-ek9903
      @rofai-ek9903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Rick, how will this even work?

  • @TankTaur
    @TankTaur 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1280

    FACT: The Adventure Personality Core is based on the brain patterns of Saxton Hale, but to fit all the Manliness in one core, all of the Australianness had to be removed, and put in a second core.
    The Australian Core was so Australian, it became Australia.

    • @a.person1805
      @a.person1805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Dont you mean, Mannliness? Saxton Hale would be dissapointed.

    • @tostadaprincess8736
      @tostadaprincess8736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Didn’t know that you were Fact Core, but okay

    • @heyoyo10gaming4
      @heyoyo10gaming4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      So is the taste in hat designs the Mannliness or the Austrainness?

    • @JaggedBird
      @JaggedBird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@heyoyo10gaming4 the best

    • @VALENROC
      @VALENROC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you're still alive?

  • @dryjackm
    @dryjackm 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2530

    What a handsome robot.

    • @jacksonbrazeal8674
      @jacksonbrazeal8674 10 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Space

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 10 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      "That is not a robot. That's a core, we sell them too" - Cave Johnson

    • @dryjackm
      @dryjackm 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hey, didn't I see you in that big robot doohickey? You were throwin' bombs everywhere!

    • @carodriguez8843
      @carodriguez8843 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Rick Core What was wrong with our researchers mind when they made you? I am starting to think killing them was a great idea

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Glados Aperture Labs Cave Johnson most likely designed him.

  • @florrie.6377
    @florrie.6377 8 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    "happy explosion day, gorgeous" will be how i start conversations at bars from now on.

  • @gruntage95
    @gruntage95 9 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    "...bedroom"

    • @TheNerdKidGames
      @TheNerdKidGames 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +Just Another I lack the necessary linguistic powers to describe how enlightening this comment is for me

    • @ratguill0tine
      @ratguill0tine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dunkedbeta YT"......................................ummmmmmmmmm

    • @CP-Magma
      @CP-Magma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dunkedbeta YT bear grills in a tank

    • @pikkuadi
      @pikkuadi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      danke Like Nolan North.

    • @littlezorkie9311
      @littlezorkie9311 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      danke Indiana jones with a green shirt and no whip

  • @TheDerpOfHolland
    @TheDerpOfHolland 8 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    "Yeah, well THIS thorn is ABOUT to take you DOOOWN. Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head."
    I know that feel

    • @louiskechi
      @louiskechi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I get so giddy and laugh when it say that line

  • @anosmianAcrimony
    @anosmianAcrimony 11 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    I like how he just assumes the countdown clock is counting down until something dire happens. It is, of course, but it could be counting down until the cookies are ready, and he wouldn't know.

    • @strangerdanger1135
      @strangerdanger1135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I don't think Chell would be baking cookies while being attacked by GLAdOS -2.0

    • @ultimategotea
      @ultimategotea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@strangerdanger1135 GLaDOS

    • @strangerdanger1135
      @strangerdanger1135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ultimategotea OOP- my bad.

  • @ARC9652
    @ARC9652 8 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    Damn I love Nolan North's voice acting. he nails his performances

    • @seanlaffey3633
      @seanlaffey3633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Does he voice all of the cores?

    • @TheUnknown-cm1gp
      @TheUnknown-cm1gp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@seanlaffey3633 yeah

    • @TheUnknown-cm1gp
      @TheUnknown-cm1gp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@seanlaffey3633 all of the defective cores

    • @seanlaffey3633
      @seanlaffey3633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@TheUnknown-cm1gp That’s really cool. Nolan North is one of my favorite voice actors. I picked his voice for my Saints Row IV character.

    • @Blindperson38
      @Blindperson38 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wait, isn't that the same dude that played David in the last of us?

  • @Magekat
    @Magekat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    "I'll tell you, it's times like this where I wish I had a waist so I could wear all my black belts.. yeah, y'know.. I'm a black belt.. pretty in much everything, karate, la-rate, jujitsu, kick punchin', belt making, taekwondo...
    *bedroom* ."

    • @Magekat
      @Magekat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Do you have a gun. Because I should really have a gun."

    • @lucasdellamaggiore
      @lucasdellamaggiore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Magekat "Say, what is that thing you're holding?"

  • @lowfn
    @lowfn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    "The view is real nice from here."
    Keep in mind how you hold him and what direction he is facing.

    • @avanelletheclockfriend2515
      @avanelletheclockfriend2515 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Things are about to get real messy.
      Oh god

    • @enneidrarose9645
      @enneidrarose9645 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Them watermelons

    • @skacerzer0
      @skacerzer0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@floating_goblin SKKHJSHGJKJWGVNWHHFGWHHFG😭

    • @eightyeight8_
      @eightyeight8_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😬

    • @InitiateDee
      @InitiateDee ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@floating_goblin Yeah well laying in a relaxation vault for a stupid long amount of time would do that to your fat

  • @TheFallen552
    @TheFallen552 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1337

    Headcannon: Cave Johnson did not die... he had his memeroy wiped and his contiousness was stuffed into a core and the scientists renamed him into Rick

    • @garrettoonaddict266
      @garrettoonaddict266 11 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I met an Adventure Sphere at a convention and his name was Rick. well, now i know!

    • @omegasupersayngodultrainst5168
      @omegasupersayngodultrainst5168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Stop turning people to zombies
      I’m trying to do my job!

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I’m pretty sure in that LEGO Portal game you see Cave Johnson as a core. It’s probably not canon though.

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The funniest shit I've ever seen

    • @Wolffman109
      @Wolffman109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's a good theory, but I don't remember Cave Johnson being quite so...adventurous.

  • @sin-t
    @sin-t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Fun fact: Rick was probably meant to appear in the post credit cutscene along side Wheatley and the Space Core. He is after all in space with them, but it’s just never seen after that he gets ejected.

    • @枒
      @枒 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      HE DID NOT DESERVE THAT 😔

    • @S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet
      @S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Rick is literally one of my favorite personality cores he absolutely did NOT deserve that
      #JusticeforRick 😔✊

    • @BlueishSmurfCat
      @BlueishSmurfCat ปีที่แล้ว +19

      like I remember seeing him being the first one to get ejected, atlease he went on a adventure.

    • @Doopen
      @Doopen ปีที่แล้ว +1

      when did he get ejected??

    • @BlueishSmurfCat
      @BlueishSmurfCat ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Doopen right after the portal was opened, he was one of the first objects to get ejected, he got ejected before Wheatley even detached.

  • @Psychic_Sylph
    @Psychic_Sylph 11 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    I always loose it at: THIS ROBOT OWES YOU MONEY!!!!

    • @frogkik
      @frogkik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Does chell even have the concept of money?

    • @Psychic_Sylph
      @Psychic_Sylph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@frogkik I don't see why not. With how much Cave talked about it I assume even the most isolated labrats understood the concept behind it.

    • @etube6226
      @etube6226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@frogkik She shouldn't know the concept of money any less than Rick.

    • @galaxywolf8444
      @galaxywolf8444 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3:44

  • @facefish1713
    @facefish1713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    That moment when a Core has more charisma and self-esteem than I had in my entire life

    • @OmniversalInsect
      @OmniversalInsect ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tbf they are called personality cores, they were designed specifically to have specific personalities.

  • @DangeresqueIX
    @DangeresqueIX 9 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    I kinda want Valve to make a mini series or something about the personality spheres.

    • @valoch3187
      @valoch3187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Meet the cores by Harry101UK is a thing. Not surprised that is done by fans but not Valve.

    • @erdnussbier4260
      @erdnussbier4260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      yep, meet the cores. also there are community test chambers for portal 2 as you know, there is a series called "designed for danger" starring Rick.

    • @Wolffman109
      @Wolffman109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Harry101uk kinda already has that covered.

    • @channelnamehere8924
      @channelnamehere8924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Meet the cores

    • @bitchwholikesrobots
      @bitchwholikesrobots ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Everyone’s recommending Meet The Cores, but I would also highly recommend Portal: The Underground. Both fan projects have a lot of the same people, and even some of the same characters involved

  • @benjaminggibson8271
    @benjaminggibson8271 8 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    so there's a black belt for "bedroom." how interesting.

    • @legendofthecommentsection6513
      @legendofthecommentsection6513 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I have it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Benjaming Gibson I got one ;)

    • @divorcegaming2881
      @divorcegaming2881 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      there's a black belt for 'belt making'

    • @stupidsimp9432
      @stupidsimp9432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@divorcegaming2881 lol

    • @weldingofisaac
      @weldingofisaac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Purple light saber without a handle and it doesnt burn and is flexible and has two balls aside it

  • @womankinggg
    @womankinggg 12 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "Your funeral...your beautiful lady corpse open casket funeral."
    How... charming, Rick.

  • @EmmanuelFrancisco10
    @EmmanuelFrancisco10 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2310

    Is Rick actually flirting with Chell?

    • @fireferet8819
      @fireferet8819 11 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      Yup.

    • @EmmanuelFrancisco10
      @EmmanuelFrancisco10 11 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      I-It's kinda weird for a Core(Robot) to fall inlove

    • @fireferet8819
      @fireferet8819 11 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      Yeah, but GLaDOS also calls you "her best friend". Isn't that even weirder?

    • @EmmanuelFrancisco10
      @EmmanuelFrancisco10 11 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      oh yea... and that easter egg in the companion cube.... GLaDOS said something like this "That one was about to say "I love you"". Was it that one?

    • @fireferet8819
      @fireferet8819 11 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Well. For explanation of that one, you need to search "Game Therorist, Companion Cube's Big secret" or something like that. Matt Pat explains it better than I ever could.

  • @kevinprice6674
    @kevinprice6674 10 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Is nobody going to talk about how Chell has dimples?

    • @theundeadpancake9869
      @theundeadpancake9869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      *CHELL HAS DIMPLES*

    • @yoshitails940
      @yoshitails940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I think it's a sneaky way of showing that Chell enjoyed his company somewhat. Because usually dimples are seen when one smiles.

    • @lucasdellamaggiore
      @lucasdellamaggiore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@yoshitails940 After 2 games of another AI constantly taunting you for being fat and adopted having another AI just showering you with complements would make anybody enjoy their company at least somewhat

    • @yoshitails940
      @yoshitails940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@lucasdellamaggiore I agree. Especially after the loss of the companion cube in the first game. It also helps that the compliments are genuine.

  • @Kvmilla
    @Kvmilla 10 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Slick Rick.

    • @zackheld5791
      @zackheld5791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PICKLE RICK!!!!

    • @Jannfndnanakid
      @Jannfndnanakid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zackheld5791 rbfbsoakbgndksjsixiigigjebeb

    • @scrunk845
      @scrunk845 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      slick

    • @paracetamol11037
      @paracetamol11037 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's got the rizz.

    • @ripplered869
      @ripplered869 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Steadman Slick??

  • @TheLordSheogorath
    @TheLordSheogorath 9 ปีที่แล้ว +991

    Aaaaand I've fallen for a talking robot cowboy ball.

    • @sheldoomgaming7479
      @sheldoomgaming7479 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      +Frieza the Pretty Pink Princess hey. at least hes got some BALLS...I should probably just shut up...

    • @confetti8160
      @confetti8160 9 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      That's understandable. He DOES have a black belt in "bedroom".

    • @pikkuadi
      @pikkuadi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Thank Nolan North.

    • @rls.1255
      @rls.1255 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      cowboy ball

    • @stupidsimp9432
      @stupidsimp9432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same

  • @arthas640
    @arthas640 8 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    3:42 my favorite "This robot owes you money!"

  • @ryatt9365
    @ryatt9365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    1:02 This pickup line works 100% of the time.

  • @Fionacle
    @Fionacle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Ok but the part where he’s cheering Chell on n stuff is genuinely so nice???? Rick is awesome

  • @horakhtythecreator6911
    @horakhtythecreator6911 9 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    God, I love Nolan North's voice acting

    • @cleverbotkid
      @cleverbotkid 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Omg I didn't know North did him too. Who am I kidding? He's in almost every game today

    • @Undine66770
      @Undine66770 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Tyler Ward I think North did all the cores minus Wheatley.

    • @bluedragon9925
      @bluedragon9925 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +HorakhtytheCreator
      Considering that Nolan North is most widely known as the voice of *Nathan Drake* from the Uncharted trilogy, I think that Nolan North as the voice of Rick the "Adventure Sphere" is one of the most hilariously fitting casting choices *ever!* XD

    • @Jillbles
      @Jillbles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wholeheartedly agreed. Up till now, my favorite was Deadpool, but this comes close. :-)

    • @horakhtythecreator6911
      @horakhtythecreator6911 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jillbles Same. His Deadpool is awesome!

  • @michaellemmons4759
    @michaellemmons4759 11 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    C'mon, sweetie he's got a glass jaw! He's got a glass everything, this guy's a China cabinet!

  • @ZebraOnYourNose
    @ZebraOnYourNose 11 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Even though he is exaggerating extremely, he is such a flatterer! Finally someone is nice to Chell!

    • @etube6226
      @etube6226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Wheatley was nice for a portion of the game. In fact, I think he only turned evil because of the programming on GLaDOS's body.

    • @moviemaker199
      @moviemaker199 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@etube6226 He was given power. Raw power. That’s probably why.

    • @etube6226
      @etube6226 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moviemaker199 Probably.

    • @S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet
      @S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@etube6226 yeah, the raw power corrupted him, even then his nice attitude towards Chell was most likely just a gimmick to get him to freedom which is very selfish I know but I think his views of Chell definitely changed as at the end of the game he expresses how he wishes he could’ve apologized to Chell. (Not to mention how he probably looks down upon humans so his view on chell at the start most likely wasn’t the best..)
      Either way, Wheatley and Rick will always win my heart I love them sm

    • @omorier
      @omorier 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@S0m3B0z0OnTheInterneti mean i think anyone would go a little power hungry if they were given power after not even being able to move without a rail. and he was lied to about like all his features
      i am the number one wheatley apologist ‼️

  • @elvastan
    @elvastan ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:53 Rick just starts roasting the fact core

  • @nmheath03
    @nmheath03 10 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    "I have a black belt in everything:(random items),bedroom."
    Uhhhhh.

    • @introspectre7713
      @introspectre7713 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ***** I've seen worse from lower rated games, and by lower rated I mean E rated, without the 10+

    • @Jhonjohn619
      @Jhonjohn619 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      nmheath03
      Was gonna like ur comment but its at 69...

    • @nmheath03
      @nmheath03 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jhon lin
      It WAS,somebody ruined that

    • @thevision3150
      @thevision3150 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      nmheath03 lol

    • @TheSentientCloud
      @TheSentientCloud 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      nmheath03 It's subtle enough, like the "don't drop the soap" joke in Spongebob. xD Mmm I'd love a GLaDOS with a blackbelt in the bedroom.

  • @TotalMenace
    @TotalMenace 11 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    He reminds me of Cave Johnson lol.

    • @Psychic_Sylph
      @Psychic_Sylph 11 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I wonder if he was made using his brain like GLaDOS with Caroline.

    • @Psychic_Sylph
      @Psychic_Sylph 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ryan Sparker Maybe they could recover at least a part of it after his death? I don't know how brain robotization (I forgot the correct term) works

    • @solartheterrariancreeper7674
      @solartheterrariancreeper7674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Charlabee5 maybe it is...
      Just his memory and he forgot his name

    • @Adros2121
      @Adros2121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And probably his mind was divided between the cores.

    • @Lunarcreeper
      @Lunarcreeper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Solar The terrarian creeper
      Omg my old account I love when I see it

  • @VonCouch
    @VonCouch 13 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "You're the boss, Dimples". That cracks me up every time

  • @BargainbinMac
    @BargainbinMac 13 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    How is Rick a defective sphere? He's just so....awesome!

    • @katieparks5917
      @katieparks5917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      He kept flirting with the scientists

    • @NoreoeroN
      @NoreoeroN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      And screaming at the space core

    • @kai_lopez9855
      @kai_lopez9855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He flirted with glados

    • @katieparks5917
      @katieparks5917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @N4tst3rB01S I mean hey maybe he flirted with male scientists too, you never know with him

    • @katieparks5917
      @katieparks5917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @N4tst3rB01S yeah that’s what I mean, he probably flirts with everyone and just assumes they’re girls

  • @Nexus42
    @Nexus42 10 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    4:26 I lost my shit there xD Oh my god I love these spheres so much.

    • @annolog
      @annolog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Put on subtitles

    • @yeetyeet-qm5yx
      @yeetyeet-qm5yx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@annolog im dead XD

    • @SrakenKraken
      @SrakenKraken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@annolog "that the katana and the damn gun gun to donna"

  • @logicseeker5022
    @logicseeker5022 10 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    0:35
    here, stand behind me,
    yeah, just like that
    just like you're doin
    things are about to get real messy
    hehehehe

  • @CrusaderTheFirst
    @CrusaderTheFirst 10 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    He should go with Lara Croft if he wants more adventure.

    • @littlezorkie9311
      @littlezorkie9311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      CrusaderTheFirst I kinda thought chell reminded me of Lara Croft

    • @stpidstuff
      @stpidstuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@littlezorkie9311 Chella Croft

    • @shadowtheeggdog6020
      @shadowtheeggdog6020 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stpidstuff yap

    • @lamejames3732
      @lamejames3732 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shadowtheeggdog6020 make

    • @lucasdellamaggiore
      @lucasdellamaggiore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And Rick is voiced by Nolan North who also voices Nathan Drake, so it's perfect

  • @TheGuardDuck
    @TheGuardDuck 11 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    The tragic part is that prettymuch nobody will actually wait and listen to all of this during the game. But it's still flippin funny!

    • @anthonydeadman
      @anthonydeadman 11 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I tried to do that once. Problem is that damn time limit waits for no one.

    • @MissFazzington
      @MissFazzington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His lines are literally 5 minutes long, and you have 5 minutes left before the neurotoxins kill you

    • @lucasdellamaggiore
      @lucasdellamaggiore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@MissFazzington Then i had the best remaining 5 minutes of my life listening to a green eyed sphere rambling

    • @jacobprentice2649
      @jacobprentice2649 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I spent quite a while listening to wheatleys plan in the neurotoxin room.

    • @TrademarkedIPAdress
      @TrademarkedIPAdress ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I died four times just hopping around, dodging bombs and yeeting the cores around instead of placing them on Wheatley, just to listen to all their dialogues, but unfortunately, the timer won't let me have my time hanging out with them, doing nothing, so I'm here to hopefully listen to all of the ones I've missed lmao.

  • @macayleangelina9892
    @macayleangelina9892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    He seems less like an Adventure Sphere and more like a Flirting Sphere, probably why he’s considered a corrupted core.
    He’s also kind of a huge nerd.

  • @guyonthedancefloor8678
    @guyonthedancefloor8678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "Why don't you get him to say 'you two have been a thorn in my side long enough'."
    When he actually says that in game it will unlock this thing where Wheatley says "You have been a thorn in my side LONG ENOUGH!" I love it

    • @coolguynick
      @coolguynick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah I did it to and rick also says "Well this thorn Is about to take you down! ...Man that sounded better in my head!"

    • @guyonthedancefloor8678
      @guyonthedancefloor8678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@coolguynick I wait for that every time I play it now. It makes it complete

    • @coolguynick
      @coolguynick 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@guyonthedancefloor8678 yeah I always do that!!

  • @fudgebiskets
    @fudgebiskets 10 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    OH MY GOD WHY IS A SPHERICAL ROBOT MAKING ME FEEL FEELINGS

    • @fudgebiskets
      @fudgebiskets 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ***** oh my god

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      A furry being attracted to an eyeball robot? Now I’ve seen everything.

    • @azzithedemon
      @azzithedemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@MisterJohnDoe Rick attracts ALL crowds, hun. 😏

    • @Akiras_number1hater
      @Akiras_number1hater ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@azzithedemon can confirm

    • @bikeysilly
      @bikeysilly ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HONESTLY

  • @alitlecreacher6077
    @alitlecreacher6077 10 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    And this, my friends, is the reason why many girls had to go to the hospital because of their ovaries exploding.

    • @pimposki6232
      @pimposki6232 9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Not the.... Cumming of '42....
      SPAAAAAAAACE!!!!

    • @amye5580
      @amye5580 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And their abdominals ripping outside of their chests due to laughing too hard...

    • @stpidstuff
      @stpidstuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pimposki6232 SPAAAAAAAAAAACE

  • @kale4550
    @kale4550 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I like how gruff his voice is when he says "Its Like Christmas!" Really sounds like he's spitting the words through clenched teeth!

  • @magentas6467
    @magentas6467 9 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    TH-cam in a nutshell:
    "Hey, y'know who found that interesting? Nobody. That didn't affect anybody's lives in any way whatsoever. Life would be exactly the same, if you hadn't said anything."

    • @avanelletheclockfriend2515
      @avanelletheclockfriend2515 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true lol.

    • @mustachdoge5835
      @mustachdoge5835 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i actually read this at the same time adventure core said this

    • @suckaz4free
      @suckaz4free 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fact I read this as the voiceline played bye

  • @hayes2232
    @hayes2232 10 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "Adventure Sphere" I get it...

  • @ballisticblocker9163
    @ballisticblocker9163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    My God I’ve never felt more homosexual in my whole life, he’s such a smooth talker.

    • @Ramtomer2
      @Ramtomer2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same

    • @georgplaz
      @georgplaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      don't fight it. goes go with it ;)

    • @yoursexybeebot1798
      @yoursexybeebot1798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Don’t your mean…
      Robosexual…
      I’m gonna see myself out the door

    • @isuckatmakinghandles
      @isuckatmakinghandles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      well the relationship wont go well. he seems straight.

    • @Brackets_Guy
      @Brackets_Guy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      4:26

  • @9nikola
    @9nikola 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Turn on captions at 4:26 to 4:47. Please, just do it, it's fun.

    • @tostadaprincess8736
      @tostadaprincess8736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The captions are trying to decide what word that starts with a d he’s saying

    • @tihs402
      @tihs402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      _"That the katana and the damn gun gun to Donna Donna Donna Donna Donna Donna to death duck duck duck talented enter don't intend to do Dennis - Dennis - Dennis don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't playa borrow my face on my magic doesn't dr. John into dental doc dr. Doo"_

    • @NegaPosiminusplus
      @NegaPosiminusplus ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tihs402 oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy

  • @ToyChicaFazbearthebaebaebae
    @ToyChicaFazbearthebaebaebae 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I can imagine Chell just annoyed and staring at him blabbing then suddenly throws him across the room.
    Poor Chell.

    • @S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet
      @S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean he does call her “dimples” so that implies she must’ve been smiling since well..he’s probably the first thing to not comment about her weight and her lack of parents but instead compliments her and possibly raised her self-esteem a bit.

  • @RealRaynedance
    @RealRaynedance 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    You know what I hope's in space? Fire. I hope you go to space, and you catch on fire.

    • @boofoorequiem
      @boofoorequiem 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Catches on fire in Space* WANNA GO TO EARTH!

    • @YumeDokiDoki
      @YumeDokiDoki 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      DeltaPhi79 From my limited knowledge of science I know that fire needs oxygen or else it gets extinguished

  • @TheFallen552
    @TheFallen552 11 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    So, when you kill that guy, do you have a cool line? You know, prepared? Tell you what: Lemme help you with that while you run around.
    Okay, let's see. Cool line... He's... big. He's... just hangin' there. Okay. Yeah, all right, here we go: 'Hang around.' That might be too easy.
    Hang ten?' That might work if there were ten of him. Do you think there might be nine more of this guy somewhere?
    All right, you know what, it's gonna be best if you can get him to say something first. It's just better if I have a set-up.
    Here's the plan: Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into the stone age.

  • @xanderwardwell-gaw7472
    @xanderwardwell-gaw7472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "DAMNIT, WE KNOW!!!! EVERYBODY KNOWS!!!! SPACE!!!! YOU!!!! IN IT!!!! WE GET IT!!!!"

    • @zaksnow2233
      @zaksnow2233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Not sure if that one was actually used in the game… but I wish it was. Having him and the Space core arguing back and forth would have been amazing.

    • @Gunnetoons
      @Gunnetoons 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I actually heard that line when I found this comment

  • @ruins6686
    @ruins6686 9 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Who programmed him-?! If GLaDOS did, all i have to say is.....sexualfustration *runs off*

  • @mrfantastic407
    @mrfantastic407 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "A countdown clock! Man, that is trouble..."

  • @stormeegames2221
    @stormeegames2221 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "This guy is a china cabinet" XD

  • @delud2292
    @delud2292 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    4:20 - 4:26 if I am ever a teacher, I will HAVE to use this line at least once a semester.

  • @loravis2491
    @loravis2491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Everyone gangsta till Rick starts to sing "Never gonna give you up"

  • @wolfierose4290
    @wolfierose4290 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    He is such a charmer~ hahaha plus he's got a southern accent~

  • @Trunkerunk
    @Trunkerunk 13 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Wheatly: You two have been a thorn in my side for way too long
    Rick: Well this thorn is about to take you down!
    You have to admit, that is a pretty awesome line

  • @OMGrobloxandweird
    @OMGrobloxandweird 10 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "Y'know what I hope is in space? Fire. I hope you go to space, and you catch on fire." Technically illogical. There is no oxygen in space.

  • @escorpianoyqueee
    @escorpianoyqueee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I died in the game just to hear all of these quotes... come back portal... :'(

  • @movedtocyboygaming3842
    @movedtocyboygaming3842 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "com on sweety hes got a glass jaw!
    hes got a glass everything-this guys a CHINA CABNIT!"

  • @saulbishop2776
    @saulbishop2776 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    he sounds VERY similar to cave Johnson if you listen closely

  • @thatrandombloak
    @thatrandombloak 13 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    this persona of "Rick" needs to exist, I know it's a parody of the typical action hero, but it's just so overblown and so well written it would be fun to see the world from the Adventure Sphere's point of view, where he can actually go on adventures or something.

  • @MegaMrFreeman
    @MegaMrFreeman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    If someone came for some adventures...start at 4:26 xD

    • @speedymatt1236
      @speedymatt1236 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I bounce on the repulsion gel listening to that!

  • @Michi_Exiled
    @Michi_Exiled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Rick was considered corrupted cuz Aperture couldn't handle his style

  • @goodlifeFOB
    @goodlifeFOB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This core is making me blush

    • @IBazzo
      @IBazzo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

  • @SullivanBurke777
    @SullivanBurke777 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    He's such a dork. XD
    I love all of the cores, but Spacey, Rick, and Curiosity are my favorites. :3

  • @ThisHandleIsntAvailable02848
    @ThisHandleIsntAvailable02848 12 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “DAMMIT, WE KNOW. EVERY BODY KNOWS. SPACE. YOU. IN IT. WE GET IT.”
    Best quote to end this. XD

  • @TheGeekWithTheFro
    @TheGeekWithTheFro 12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The guy who voices Deadpool voiced the three replacement cores.
    Nolan North is a criminally underrated voice actor.

  • @fennecfics
    @fennecfics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Does anyone else actually get motivated when he starts screaming “THIS ROBOT OWES YOU MONEY”??

  • @chefboyardee376
    @chefboyardee376 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1:09 bedroom

  • @calebkopp7636
    @calebkopp7636 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    also I think the Adventure Sphere was made from Cave Johnson's I-Don't-Give-A-Fuck-Lets-Do-It-Anyways side of his personality.

  • @sugarygeek7463
    @sugarygeek7463 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    1:00 Did he say he was a black belt... In the bedroom? x3

  • @theredguardowen8083
    @theredguardowen8083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Rick, despite being a flirt, seems like a nice guy.

  • @Captain_Rye
    @Captain_Rye 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:18 I was about to say I love this guy until he used the nickname "Dimples," that's a word I will actually murder someone for calling me.

  • @CrusaderTheFirst
    @CrusaderTheFirst 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I feel like he should travel with lara croft.

    • @Ganliard
      @Ganliard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's brilliant

  • @fungiman291
    @fungiman291 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:03 Yeah, I'm a black belt. In pretty much everything. Kara-te, lara-te, jiu-jitsu, kick-punchin', belt-makin', taekwondo...bedroom.

  • @Noahnachos
    @Noahnachos 13 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My favorite corrupted core is the space guy because he is always pissing people off and making them yell all the time. And so far the green core was the funniest to listen to.

  • @alexandrajade27
    @alexandrajade27 12 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I bet a lot of people would really be surprised to know that these spheres were voiced by the guy who "sounds exactly the same in every game he's in."
    He's actually a very talented voice actor. Devs just have taken to asking for his "Drake" voice.

    • @mijetboi
      @mijetboi ปีที่แล้ว

      everyone also seems to forget he was edward richtofen in call of duty

  • @jeremykrane4855
    @jeremykrane4855 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    DAMNIT WE KNOW!!! EVERYBODY KNOWS!!! SPACE!!! YOU!!! IN IT!!! WE GET IT!!!

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The amount of money I’d pay to see this game’s behind the scenes voice acting…

  • @deftcoleman0552
    @deftcoleman0552 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:19 “The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward. The Fact Sphere is a good person with many friends.”

  • @Jordicorn
    @Jordicorn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:26 that's my new ringtone~

  • @pikmin14
    @pikmin14 13 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    About time someone complimented Chell genuinely. Seriously, GLaDoS just insulted her almost all the time and Wheatly, well he usually was nice due to self preservation.

  • @hundredandten
    @hundredandten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:15 That voice pitch is amazing.

  • @Impala-nh2qk
    @Impala-nh2qk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I wish my name was Rick, the name just shouts sex to a girl.
    ...But noooooo... I had to be called Joe.

    • @hangdog355
      @hangdog355 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Console Peasant war boy core...

    • @Rickzoor
      @Rickzoor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Impala 6789 Yeah well its not all that its cracked up to be.

    • @FlyonsSpirit
      @FlyonsSpirit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Impala 6789 Joe Danger

    • @kemosonicfan123lbp
      @kemosonicfan123lbp 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Danny Dan lel

    • @aceyspud551
      @aceyspud551 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Heeeeey pretty lady. Name's Joe!"

  • @uber21
    @uber21 11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It's a pity how Rick doesn't get much attention in the fan base. He's awesome. XD

  • @nderkatgamz
    @nderkatgamz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Im just gonna call him Chuck norris ball

  • @priangsunath3951
    @priangsunath3951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Love him or hate him, he spittin straight facts

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Tell you what, why don't you put me down, and I’ll make a distraction. Alright, you create a distraction, then, and *I’LL* distract him from your distraction!"
      True facts!

  • @JelloCannon
    @JelloCannon 11 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Rick- did you just say you have a black-belt in "Bedroom" 1:09 O -- O

    • @fireferet8819
      @fireferet8819 11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah... He is creepy.

    • @watsgoinonhere1
      @watsgoinonhere1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD I know!

    • @KittyKing445
      @KittyKing445 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      How would that even work-
      Nevermind I don't want to know

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @calebkopp7636
    @calebkopp7636 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "gotta say, the views not bad from here."
    and then Chell threw Rick into Space to forever be bound with the annoying space sphere.

  • @wowpoopstaylorsversion3267
    @wowpoopstaylorsversion3267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:48 when you ask someone to sing a Taylor Swift song:

  • @AnneIllustrating
    @AnneIllustrating 13 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Why couldn't the cores also affect how Wheatley spoke or acted instead of just corrupting him? Man, I would have loved to have heard some of these lines in Wheatley's adorkable voice.

  • @andygarrido58
    @andygarrido58 11 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    He's hilarious. And I love his stereotypical Southern accent.
    I love you, Nolan North. (no homo)

  • @merninjamarshmallow
    @merninjamarshmallow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Alright you distract him then, then I'll distract him from your distraction,"

  • @Ker-fuffle
    @Ker-fuffle 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Yeah, I'm a black belt in pretty much everything. Karate, Larate, Jiu Jitsu, Taekwondo... bedroom".
    I lost it.

  • @WinterGamesYT
    @WinterGamesYT 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    originally when i was trying to find this i searched "portal 2 misogynistic core"

    • @batabids
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      LMAOOOO