Kaldor Draigo

Some reality-warping shitty editing of the Supreme Grand Master of the Grey Knights, inspired by the one made about Rogal Dorn. No logic to find here.
Source : "If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device" series by Bruva Alfabusa, (episodes 18, 21, 22, 24, short 2) and The Shadow Over Immateriums (end scene).

[@axios4702]

Leman: "I've been stuck in the warp alone for 10.000 years"
Fyodor: "What about Draigo?"
Leman: "Would you really call him company?"

[@khylerbane4523]

Draigo: NNOOO!

[@thelakeguardian8188]

*N O*

[@mememan2404]

​@@khylerbane4523Fyodor: I agree with Draigo

[@killierjops4170]

I AM PIRATE

[@Anonymouzor]

knowing how long he has been in the warp and how chaotic it is, i suspect that Kaldor Draigo is actually perfectly sane just adapted to the ever shifting realities of the warp

[@aymanelkadouri8235]

Very true my friend but he adapted too much.

[@amandag.6186]

What about wolf boi, wouldn't he break like his brothers or draigo?

[@blake7810]

@@amandag.6186 He's drunk on chaos ale he should be fine

[@hanz_official6423]

Insanity is when your perception of the world and reality itself are too far apart, he is insane no way to deny it, however it could be said that he is salvageable, since he could adapt to the warp he could adapt to realspace too, possibly.

[@KiroBuildZ25]

Or could just be high on narcotics

[@LeaderoftheFates]

'I suspect he was high on narcotics'

[@EVAUnit4A]

Mno.

[@jaimeprewitt8014]

MMMMMYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@NateThe_Great24]

Wouldn't that be a Great Crusade-era Custodes? I remember reading somewhere that they abandoned red for black when the Emperor got put into stasis.

[@thebighurt2495]

Only a true master of memes such as ROGAL DORN could hope to compare to KALDOR DRAIGO.

[@battlin]

Warp dust watch flash gitz vid of draigo

[@AnInsaneOstrich]

"Hands do not exist in my reality"
fucking hell every line out of Kaldor is pure Auramite.

[@codyconnor6981]

This should be the canon version of him.

[@lealien9247]

Argeed!

[@lkvideos7181]

Stahp. The canon version is already overpowered as it is ^^

[@26th_Primarch]

TTS should be the canon version of 40K period.

[@dominicvucic8654]

Well for how long he has been in the warp I would not be surprised

[@ExMedal]

You mean he’s not!

[@rokar6866]

"WE WILL PROVIDE THE HAMS!"

[@deptusmechanikus7362]

"YOU LOOK LIKE A STAR FRUIT!!!!"

[@averagecoloniser4586]

IVE COME TO ANNIHILATE ALL STARFRUIT

[@a40kweeb36]

*Hands do not exist in my reality*

[@thezucc2927]

"I'VE COME TO VANQUISH ALL starfruit AND LOW-QUALITY RAZORS IN THIS REALM!"

[@Vodkasnez]

Emperor's Headsman in my head I just imagine he has a supply of ham ready to distribute.

[@Beta_Mixes]

Best show on the internet ever.
Best characters ever.
Best script writting ever.
Period.

[@Deadorbiter_]

SgtBeta I agree

[@beanboy5293]

Agreed

[@scorpius1243]

Yes but alas you can't forget it's predecessor

[@thetau4866]

@@scorpius1243 yes

[@burgessawaits9908]

without a doubt

[@kristinaamuan7577]

of all the people doing the voices on the show, this dude sounds like hes having the most fun

[@OMartinez91]

I suspect they just tell him to say whatever comes to mind

[@vinnylatoria4478]

I think he just walked in one day. Said Kaldor Draigo and then Alfa said yes.

[@paulsegers1880]

Try it some time; it's ravenging fun : 3

[@GeminautVA]

I am!

[@jaghatai_bulut]

@@OMartinez91 i suspect he is high on narcotics

[@ollaniuspius1211]

He has become the Internet incarnate.

[@zeroxxdirgud6101]

HI INNERNET

[@1973Washu]

I suspect he is high on narcotics.

[@marseldagistani1989]

actually he has become the living incarnation of CIA, as he is always watching you.

[@Euphoria0011]

Have you ever had, a tangerine?!

[@Irmarinen]

@@Euphoria0011 'Tis the MIGHTY FRUIT!

[@navilluscire2567]

I like the idea of *Kaldor Draigo* being basically *a "minor" warp god of the MEMES.*
**Draigo appears out if nowehere then commences to dance randomly**

[@megaponful]

Default Kaldor Draigo

[@devinhallsworth5531]

GAZ MAZK!

[@kabob0077]

Ah shit, Kek preserve us...

[@austinbutcher8106]

O have eaten a tangeren...would you like to have 1

[@brotheralaric7177]

in fact Kaldor Drago is Sheogorath in disguise ^^.

[@ElectromagNick]

Of course, it's missing my personal favorite.
"JET BOOTS, ACTIVATE! LET'S GO, DRAIGO GO GO GO GO!"

[@CanadianTeaMaker]

"I have come to vanquish all star fruit, and low quality razors in this realm!"

[@Deadorbiter_]

CanadianTeaMaker the original quote is eh hem...”I HAVE COME TO VANQUISH ALL DEMONS AND LOW QUALITY RAZORS IN THIS REALM!” (Cough) oh emperor that was hard to scream... oh well their you have it

[@zmanthekiller6536]

@@Deadorbiter_ "Daemons" is how i believe they spelt it.

[@Dragonspirit223]

@@zmanthekiller6536 They later say "Huh, spelled without the a." So yeah, its Daemons.
Still not sure why though

[@paulsegers1880]

Iron sharpens Iron, so shall the razors be sharpened

[@davidthorp01]

Okay, but what if he’s supposed to vanquish the current lord of Mars.

[@ForgottenHonor0]

I must go. My planet needs meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......

[@zeroxxdirgud6101]

I suspect he was high on narcotics

[@aptspire]

"Kaldor Draigo died on the way to his home planet."
*Matt Ward chuckles* "Well, actually..."

[@nickdahl203]

''What the hell was that?"
-Krusty the Klown

[@mastadonking3816]

.......eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......

[@DocWolph]

Poochy from "Itchy and Scratchy", a show inside "The Simpsons", and his most unceremonious send off.

[@juliustheillustrious7727]

JET-BOOTS ACTIVATE, DRAIGO-GO-GO-GO-GO

[@ultimas50]

i missed that one, not many moments i laughed so hard in the series

[@veritasg9020]

:( DRAIGO GO GO needs to be in this :(!!!!111!

[@Horrorcrusher8312]

There should be a "let's go" in the middle somewhere.

[@jacobp7037]

we shall send them, TO THE SUPER WARP

[@navilluscire2567]

jacob p
Deamon: Super warp? Pfff! Like such a place exists...r-right?
**SUPER deamon appears behind the daemon**
SUPER daemon: Riiiiight...

[@randomshmuck4724]

Yeah, but if you could go to the super warp via a vortex grenade, that could just be done ad finitum until you reach the super super super super super super (ad finitum) warp.

[@MrEveion]

Random Shmuck where the hell is the 40k theories guy when you need him

[@randomshmuck4724]

MrEveion
Attempting to remake the emperor out of cyber dongs, and our "investigating" tau females.

[@26th_Primarch]

@@randomshmuck4724 "URRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH"

[@TheNillaman]

This makes exactly as much sense as Kaldor Draigo normally does. Which is to say, none at all.

[@sd501st5]

............................................. *NO SUN*

[@americancaesar6065]

“Our friend Kaldor Draigo here just devoured a sun! **And he’ll spit it right back out if we ask him to.**”

[@beastwarsFTW]

@@americancaesar6065
*I THINK WE SHOULD HELP THE POOR BOY*

[@navilluscire2567]

"It is full of **neck snaps** TINY men!"

[@Toneill029]

“Please! KILL THEM ALL!!!”

[@thedragonalliance-tda7604]

I AM ONE

[@kurumachikuroe442]

Kaldor Draigo. Imperial hero, Warp Sun and Living Meme.

[@Tonatsi]

Kurumachi Kuroe warp sun and sun eater

[@mastadonking3816]

Kaldor Draigo, the true hero of the Imperium...and the reason why daemons are so desperate to leave the warp.
Less about tormenting mortals--though they enjoy it--and more about protecting their sanity.

[@xanabomb0]

he has become the memes

[@shadeofsound23]

Tyler Heabel I AM ONE!

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

That explains why he’s able to hand daemons their asses. Memes are a chaotic force that bring joy, thus Draigo is the part of Chaos that fights for mankind.

[@patrik9328]

”HI INTERNET!!!”
I like how he appears on scene

[@DarthSidian]

I dunno why, but "I HAVE COME TO VANQUISH ALL S T A R F R U I T AND LOW QUALITY RAZORS IN THIS REALM!" fit surprisingly well. I know the original video is slightly different, but the transition was so seamless in this one lol

[@Theigzorn]

ahhhh Kaldor Draigo the deadpool of warhammer 40k.

[@deptusmechanikus7362]

HOW DID YOU KNOW MY WELL KEPT SECRET?!! HAVE YOU MADE A VISIT IN MY EAR?!!! *HAVE YOU?!!!*

[@CrazyDutchguys]

deadpool has a more casual sarcastic tone to him.
Draigo is something beyond insane

[@iliketurtles2531]

Even deadpool makes sense compared to tts draigo.

[@26th_Primarch]

GOD-EMPEROR IMAGINE IF THEY MET!!!

[@lumberluc]

Remember that he's both god-like and has the intelligence of a rock.

[@FelPhoenixFTW]

From the first second of this video, I knew what kind of Character Kaldor Draigo was.

[@angryoldfatman]

I'm still waiting for MY HAMS

[@darknessml6145]

angryoldfatman THAT IS A LIE

[@zacharymurphy4336]

Darkness ML
KILL THEM ALL

[@redmoon383]

Hams do not exist in my reality

[@funkmantim2661]

@@redmoon383 YOU do not exist in mine, instead you are replaced by HAMS!111!1!!1

[@timspeller4084]

TTS needs more Draigo

[@ManMan-tg2mw]

well your in luck

[@LordofSadFac]

He just ate a sun

[@26th_Primarch]

@Crusader of Useless Exposition Your username and pic made me laugh so f***king hard...

[@GeminautVA]

Hey guys, Draigo here.
I'm dead.

[@Toneill029]

Everything needs more draigo

[@vinnylatoria4478]

Kaldor is one of those characters that you forget about for a bit then he suddenly says something stupid as shit. And it's fucking hilarious.

[@PandaWolf525]

Hands down one of the best characters ever created. Always a joy when he pops up.

[@Demolitionlinchpin]

HI INNERNET!

[@MR.LMR1996]

Which episode was that from?

[@axelblack1799]

Welcome to GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Theory!

[@Maganac1]

It's from the end of the The Shadow Over Immateriums video.

[@manchannel7003]

Demolitionlinchpin he's been snortin that fiiiiiine ass warp dust

[@THEGRUMPTRUCK]

I suspect you are high on narcotics.

[@finnheisenheim8274]

So that's what happens to an astartes that is stuck in the warp for centuries but never corrupted.

[@pissedoffturtle7333]

Kitten v Draigo.
Draigo would win, unless it was a children's card game.

[@erodoeht4666]

This is how you survive the Warp. By being more confusing and destructive than it could ever hope to be....it's beautiful

[@warbossgloppygit1545]

I think his best was when he screamed NO about weather he was setient or not

[@HORRIOR1]

-Early squad, where you at?- Ordo Draigo here! We will provide the HAMS!

[@captainimperialism4568]

I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say
- Kaldor Draigo, Grand Master of the Grey Knights

[@ampherumthisfur2017]

thank you so much for actually putting this together WHY IS THERE NOT MORE VIEWS ????

[@helghastslayah1367]

Have you ever eaten....a tangerine?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY ONE????!!!!!!

[@magnustheredxv]

*SANCTIC POWER!*

[@thedragonalliance-tda7604]

GATE IN INFINT- *psyhic test failed*

[@chiefkeef74]

@@thedragonalliance-tda7604 LET ME GATHER MY CHAKRA

[@Hydrakk]

"I have come to vanquish all starfruit and low quality razors in this realm!"

[@GentlemanBystander]

I SAYETH WE THROWETH OUR VORTEX GRENADES AT THEM!

[@orksniper2542]

WE'LL SEND THEM TO THE *SUPER WARP*

[@joshp5563]

Road Trip! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

[@ZetsubouGintama]

Long time ago I hate Grey Knights and Kaldo.
After this I like Kaldo but still hate Grey Knights.

[@GuninGames]

we will provide the HAMS

[@santiagogallego8695]

_hands do not exist in my reality_

[@krausercruz2780]

We all joke around about it but it would be cool to have a Character like this Kaldor Draigo. A Psyker who has spent so much time in and out of the warp that he has gone tecnically mad but still has his loyalties in check.
He is with mankind, he is just very weird about it.

[@manchannel7003]

Back on the warp dust it seems

[@ninjartist36]

Mom: We're going full vegan
Dad: WE WILL PROVIDE THE HAMS!

[@jtlego1]

“I NOTICED!”
“.....You do not count.”
“‘ALRIGHT”

[@magnustheredxv]

*walks into "Welcome to Commorragh" sign and knocks it over*

[@MALICEM12]

can you do one on the Emperor's tech priests?
also, do you like cyberdongs? I suspect, yes.

[@yatsuraima3004]

Yeeeess. In a serious note, I already have the recordings of most of their lines, just need to find a good way to mix them. But dont expect this video to come soon. For now.

[@shaydorahl6740]

Yatsu Raima
I found a piiipe!
*Throws pipe*
*Sundering of knees*

[@giantturtlecat2959]

Shàydo Rahl .

[@asteroidrules]

"Would ye really call him sentient?"
"NO!"

[@thedragonalliance-tda7604]

0:39

[@countdooku9777]

Ordo Drago present we will provide the hams!

[@CaptainDemo779]

It is full of...
*T I N Y M E N*

[@ethanworner864]

We will provide the hams!

[@viyhexe131]

Warp dust. Not even once.

[@MrJara1018]

I miss him so much it hurts

[@zerlichr426]

Well in last episde Desiver explained that Draigo has SHARD OF THE OUTSIDER in his brain...
That explains alot and at the same time so little...

[@IMfuuffy]

i am totally lost

[@weaponizedpizza8825]

youtube says I already watched this, I take this as a sign that kaldor draigo is the beginning and end of the universe.

[@wilhelmpetzold6904]

Even the gods cant move from 40k to fantasy. He can

[@GuninGames]

my planet needs meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@Tounushi]

This makes as much sense as it does in teh series.

[@junkoposter6259]

*you need to do an updated version of this*

[@Sentauri]

Imagine they added anormal character that actually conversed with draigo and actually answered his weird wuestions. I wonder how draigo would react xD

[@thelion2751]

One of my favorites is " I will avenge you Janus!!!" Wail falling From the air

[@sythrus]

Damm, we need an updated version whenever the final part of the new episode comes out, gonna be lots more draigo i get the feeling

[@BladeLigerV]

Well when you are stuck alone in Space-Hell for so long the mind has a tendency to go bye-bye.

[@koobyboy4304]

_It's a secret_

[@Erfierazgzb0ss4u]

a wizard never reveals his secrets!?

[@magnustheredxv]

*How did you know my well-kept secret?!*

[@Derinma]

This is perfect.

[@thedragonalliance-tda7604]

You mean this 0:42

[@BroadwayNPO]

Kaldor: *Spine bending warp reality.*
Magnus: *Triggered!*

[@magnustheredxv]

*NERD RAGE*

[@fumarc4501]

I wonder if his insanity can be cured by the Emperor?

[@rustkarl]

This version of Draigo is a fucking gem of comedy.

[@magicpainglove]

According to the ruling decrees of the Grey Knights, and the oath taken upon my initiation as Supreme Grand Master... *It's a secret*

[@Escalusfr]

You forgot the "ROADTRIP YEAAAAAAAAH"

[@falconstudios146]

Daemons do not exist in my reality.
Kaldor Draigo 2020

[@morethanjustasloth5528]

NO SUN.

[@articusramos808]

He's like Freakzoid, the mask, the Creeper and Deadpool had a school with all wacky 4th wall breakers attending. (A course for Acme acres exchange program is apart of the school)

[@CobaltTheCrusader]

I too have a beard. It's full of...TINY MEN!

[@MegaAniLinkFan]

Considering he probably consumes liquid chaos on an hourly basis, narcotics are as close on point and Rogal can get.

[@vanguard9015]

WE WILL PROVIDE THE HAMS

[@enayatchoudhury5431]

Jackal God: KALDOR DRAIGO MUST NOT BE ALLOWED BACK INTO THE MATERIUM
Kitten: Haha book goes FPFPFP

[@MR.LMR1996]

Which episode did "HI INNERNET!" come from?

[@AquaLantern]

that was at the end of "Shadow Over Immateriums" Halloween special.

[@igorwojtyna2158]

"would you really call him sentient though"-Leman russ

[@meowmeowmeow594]

WE WILL PROVIDE THE HAMS!

[@F4GRAPHICS]

We will provide the *HAMS*

[@teknomaycry]

I haven't even seen most of this series yet, and I already think Kaldor Draigo is my favorite character in it.

[@apinla2237]

WE WILL PROVIDE T H E *H A M S*

[@TheJonyfication]

Have you seen my sword? It's full of.... Tiny men

[@ArcaneMaiden]

My cousin is a big fan of 40k.
I challenged him to watch this while drinking soda.
He failed majestically, hurting his nose so hard.
Am I evil? 🧐

[@hunberyt4988]

no lol

[@KingLich451]

ha ha ja

[@darthskarr8975]

The thought process of the Inquisition in a nut shell. Pun intended.

[@josephlee4249]

Kaldor Draigo is the best and most funny character in this series

[@saulschimek7680]

Long ago in a distant land, I, M'kar, the shape-shifting Master of Chaos, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Grey Knight warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him into the Warp, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to real-space, and undo the evil that is Chaos!

[@26th_Primarch]

Goddammit now that's fucking hilarious...

[@thundermuffin4829]

0:37 There are 10 Kaldor Draigos?! How in the warp didn't they destroy all of the demons and provide the hams to the material realm just now!

[@juliane.mfarias9285]

"Please add Rogal, please add Rogal, please add Rogal"
*i suspect he was high on Narcotics*
Yay

[@spencersholden]

I like to think that Janus fused with Kaldor and that combined with the time he has spent in the warp caused him to go insane.

[@TheValorous]

HAVE YOU MADE A VISIT IN MY EAR?... HAVE YOU!?

[@Stromrager]

We Will Provide The Hams!!

[@Diego-zz1df]

Kaldor Draigo: "I must go, my planet needs me" [leaves his planet of Holy Terra]

[@TheChoujinVirus]

Fun Fact: Kaldor Dreigo is also the only known person in 40k to actually Truedeath a Chaos daemon

[@darth_yoda]

I miss this show. it was soo full of fun and love for the lore

[@kenny187ful]

Have you made a visit in my ear!? *HAVE YOU!?*

[@drakefire6675]

Somehow, this actually makes more sense than his normal appearances.
Yeah, let that sink in for a few seconds. This video makes him seem somewhat sane.