The Origins of the Flesh Eaters Space Marine Chapter
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Feel the power of Burger Sanguinius resonate within you, please.
Here are the answers to all potential questions;
The tentative date of release for TTS EP27 will be in late February if everything goes as planned.
In March, BRO TRIP EP2 will be the focus.
Next Podcast has unfortunately not yet left the scripting stage. Will have to bash my face against it some more and pester the voiceworkers before I can be sure when it'll be released.
Upper Hive will get some love after EP27 is done and will hopefully be done before the beginning of April.
Another goal will be to release short-form content like this every month that doesn't have an episode release. We will see if I can succeed in doing that at all, chances are I won't, but I will try my best
Bruva Alfabusa you have returned!!!
OOOOOHHHH a new Alfabusa video!
You know, I kinda feel sad now. All the Emps wants is to see his faithful pure angel boi son.
PRAISE BE TO THE PUREST BEEFY ANGEL SON!
IF I HAVE TO SEXUALLY HARASS YOU TO INCREASE YOUR MAGIC TH-cam POWERS I WILL
"Bring me all the orks you can find. I WANT TO SEE MY SON!"
Wow... That actually made me feel kinda sad
Yeah, despite all his faults, emps is still a parent, he loves all his children, he may be disappointed or even angry how things turned out, and he may play favorites a little, but he still wants to reunite his family and seems genuinely happy at the prospect, even if he has reservations in some cases **cough** the traitor sons **cough** but he still wants them back, it's one of his more human features that I can appreciate.
@@lazarus9165 admittedly, everyone would do anything to see their son again if their son was Sanguinius.
@@lazarus9165 a LITTLE favoritism is is selling him short
@Delta Not everyone can be Horus
@@VictorianTimeTraveler All things considered, Pretty sure he's glad he only had 1 Horus
The orks being half-psychedelic shrooms explains a lot more about them than I'd like to admit.
IKR. If we consider their normal behaviour, than them being part shrooms makes almost too much sense for comfort.
And I just imagined if Big E would order ALL of the Astartes chapters to go full Ork-shroom adding the possibility they will be able to see their Primarchs for a short time...
...
The Orks would go extinct.
There's also the possibility ork spores in the air have the same effect (although toned down substantially)
Well he aint wrong the did explain that the ancient Shamans used Mushrooms to calm/boost their minds.
So orks are a good meal to the emperor
@@246vili were we to take in account similar events on mankind's past, that seems feasible
@@246vili my primaaaaaarch!
"Bring me all the Ork you can find. I want to see my son."
That is unironically one of the most depressing lines you have ever written.
Dante: "Hey dad I'm going to McDonalds for a bit, you want anything?"
Sanguinius: "B O R G A R"
Mushroom Burger
Dimm Borgar !
@@DaLkalts is that from Norway and look and taste like corvus corax?
I read this as "LORGAR".
Damn him.
Amadej WierdDream , BURGAR, A LORGAR BURGER, NOW WITH 200% MORE HERETIC
"Anything you want from Macraggedonald's?"
"BORGAR"
"HERETIC BORGAR!!!"
I prefer Emprah Burgers. More specifically a Double Kriegsburger and a large Bloodsoda.
Borger King is better!
@@unluckyone1655 Yes, but does Borger King have discount on Big McGrox, Masterpiece Amino-Porridge, Amasec Light or Gleece Zero?
Lemme get a 🅱️oneless Heretic and uhh two liter of Coke.
This whole series is literally one huge Warhammer-themed shitpost.
And it's beautiful.
Indeed.
Series?
@@lightningchegg4823 it's called "if the emperor had a text-to-speech device" and has two spin offs including "if the emperor had a podcast" and "tale of two primarchs". To be fair a lot of these videos that say they're not part of the series are actually a lot like the shorts in that series and just aren't labeled as such which is actually kind of infuriating.
@@lightningchegg4823 here's the link:th-cam.com/play/PLyiDf91_bTEgnBN0jAvzNbqzrlMGID5WA.html
to be fair it's better than most of what games workshop has pushed the last few years
@@KitKatHexe thank you
Now the Flesh Eaters just seem like agressive vegetarians
I- hmh.. i can't argue..
Are orcs really vegitables? They're like a hybrid of fungus and MEAT. So a vegetarian can't really eat an ork, now can a pure carnivor, but orcs can be consumed by omnivores!!!
Bruva Throatpuncher more or less this-Orjs are literally waking British breakfast- though information available suggests they’d taste of venison and shrooms- depends on the cuts.
@@bruvathroatpuncher500 They have no meat bud, they are pure fungus.
It's both
Emperor: Do u want anything from McNurgle's?
Sanguinius: HERETIC BORGAR
Is Mortarion the cashier
@@gamingyt0109 Yes. How awkward
Tzeentch is the one who puts the toys in the happy meals
@@inkedseahear Angron's the rowdy guy in line picking fights with whomever looks at him wrong.
Greater Goodburger or bust
I love how the emperor doesn’t even question it and goes utterly no-nonsense and dead serious on his ork feasting if it means seeing sanguinius ever again.
Brandon Guzman *skeleton slurp*
Well, he gave the the ability to consume the knowledge of the enemy by eating their brains (which is canon btw.), so its nothing weird.
It's also just so damn sad.
I like the idea that the emperor knew that this was bullshit, he knew that there was almost no chance, that this could likely kill him and doom terra to an orc infestation. But he didn't give a damn because he wanted to see his glorious golden hawk boy again, even if it meant a 0.0000001% chance of even surviving the attempt.
Looks like The Emperor has embraced his shaman roots, and started doing some shrooms.
Lots of shrooms
@Cure4Living not as high as the Dark knive ears
U already know Horrior what i am about to say but imma say it anyway. Ariers gonna have a field day with this one. That and last one. So remember to add it to the list .
LOOK WITH YOUR EYES!!!
Don't do shrooms kids.
1:51
That one marine vibrating is a mood
Me after 15. Black coffee with sugar at work
I'm concerned that this made me laugh
@@laufey703 are you okay?
@@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 no
@@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 are you Ok little brother
I liked the "My Lord! My father!" part. He sounded so happy.
It's both happy and tragic at the same time, they maybe one of the most fearsome warriors in the galaxy but they are still boys who wish their dad was still alive
Perfect. Any Blood Angel would weep tears of blood in the purest joy if they could see their Primarch rise from the dead again.
[I WANT TO SEE MY SON]
That is some real desperate hurt going on there. Poor Emps.
Ow
I would eat ork shit if it gave me a chance to see Sanguinius.
@@shivanshu6204 oh yeah yeah
He just wants to see his baby boy again, one last time :’(
he does care after all
maybe he was only so cold and distant when guilliman came to see him on terra because he's the least favourite son...
"This is the kind of knowledge that should remain a Mystery." - Magnus the Red
Ironic coming from Magnus.
i want to like this comment but it has precisely 666 likes as of mine
@@jacklang3314 shit, i just realized the irony
The commander guy's voice sounds similar to the Creepio character in the aurulnauts star war parody.
So he finally is inside the black library
Can we take a minute to appreciate how much the emperor loves his sons, and more so how Bruva Alfabusa conveys it? When a custodies that the emperor knows is not good boyfriend material hit on his son he gets so enraged he sends him to Warhammer fantasy. When he hears that he can see his son by eating something that is almost as bad for your long term health as an imperial relief ration, he eats as much of it as he can. #1 dadperor ftw
I mean, as long as your name isn't Angron, Konrad, Mortarion or Perturabo? Sure, I guess.
@@chesterstevens8870 I
you
shhh
@@chesterstevens8870 not so sure about mortarion mind-
When robute was infused with dadperor and effectively KOed mortz he just bitchslapped him back to his adopted grandpa nurgle rather than kill him.
Family spat at a reunion but big E didn’t ruin it
Uhhhh wut? Isn't it technically incest?
@@jacksoninc.4062 yes, this is referenced in the show several times, in one particular case as "wincest"
Rogal Dorn: Father can I join you in your meal?
Emperor: NO. I AM TRYING TO SEE MY SON.
Rogal Dorn: I too want to see my brother.
Emperor: GET LOST.
Rogal Dorn: I am the one who built this palace, I cannot get lost in it.
_Karstodes walks in carrying more ork corpses_ : Don't worry Rogal we have plenty of Orks in the fridge from that time they invaded Terra if you want some.
Emperor: WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT TERRA?
Karstodes: Nothing my glorious overlord. Nothing at all.
Rogal Dorn: Yes.
*YEY*
your comment needs more appreciation
I HAVEN'T WATCHED THD SHOW IN TWO YEARS AND THEIR VOICES ARE STILL IN MY HEAD!
That would be a great side story.
Tarik360 I think that’s part of the reason why this show may stick around for a while.
*BRING ME ALL THE ORK YOU CAN FIND*
*_I WANT TO SEE MY SON_*
*[Skeleton slurp]*
"oh no"
[Sanguinius death gargle]
Do not do Durgz
The Emperor still misses his angel boy :'(
*DO NOT DO DRUGZ*
The Emperor slurping Ork flesh is not what I expected to see...
That part was honestly disturbing.
Phrasing
Robert Nelson and sad
That shouldn't have been physically possible...
Then again, he is the motherfucking Emperor.
Lightning Point random ork being consumed: “DIS DON’T SEEM FISHICALY POSHIBLE!”
In the rafters above the Arch-Traitor’s Sanctum, an Ork hung from chains hooked up to its body. Below it watched the duel between the Arch-Traitor himself and the Blood Angels’ Primarch Sanguinius. Finally Horus got the best of his brother, and pinned him to the ground.
“You have fought well Brother,” the Warmaster said. “The Chaos Gods would reward you well. I’m giving you one last chance to join me.” He grinned evilly. “Or perhaps I should satisfy your Thirst for blood.”
But his angelic brother only grinned as well. “Not Thirst for blood,” he replied. “Hunger for Buuurrgeeerr! HERETIC BUUUUUURRRGEEEEEEEERRRR!”
Enraged, Horus raised his massive maul and crashed it into Sanguinius’ face, ending his brother’s life.
The Ork above had witnessed this exchange, and though it would soon die, the memory would remain in the Ork species for eternity, coming back to affect the Blood Angels millennia later.
Canon™
Super canon™
Ultra-Mega Canon™
nova-canon
Canon
karen : **takes away the children**
Emprah : *I WANT TO SEE MY SON.*
Is that a Russian Badger reference?
Don't worry Sanguinius, she can't keep you from me forever!
Well considering the new lore this actually fits perfectly lol
unironically... This is true based on the new lore... Seriously
@@hoanguyenthai9170 wait what?
ALFA LIVES! (STOMP STOMP STOMP) ALFA LIVES!
ALFA LIVES!!!!!!! *screams while stomping heretics and mutants*
*STOMP* *STOMP*
YEEEEES!!! YEEEEEEES! HE IS THE BEST FORGEFATHER!
WHAT?
*Omegon lives
Remember kids, before eating Ork flesh, you should always pack your bags. Because you'll be going on a triiiiiiiiiip.
So *that's* why the Tyranids keep having trouble every time they fight our galaxy's resident meaty funguy men...
Is that a tfs reference?
@@burlyfoil1022 I thought so too!
@@Morec0 It is. They are VERY quotable. :3
Yeettiiii BURRRRRGEEEEERZZZZZZZZZZZz
I know this is supposed to be funny but the end bit when sangunius falls into the abyss is genuinely haunting/depressing
Literally what made me delve into the lore, desperate to learn all I can about Sanguinius.
I’ve only just noticed that the space marine with the “beakie” helmet pecks at the orc that he’s eating.
and the dude to the far left was eating a mushroom
Setting the comedy aside, the animation in all of its 2D glory is getting better and smoother. Good lord, the body language has always been great but this is so smooth, like the Custodes' oily abs.
Or their butt cheeks sliding around the palace.
What DA UMIE SAID!!!
What up temp
STOP SMEARING OIL ALL OVER MY PALACE
@@squatchhammer7215 The laws of physics and friction crumble before the Custodes.
My friend from the Blood Angels was a morally upstanding astartes. Then he injected himself with one gram of concentrated Ork and now looks what has happened to him.
I would but he is eating my eyes.
You have blood angels and morally upstanding in a same sentence. It even feels wrong.
@@Cheshiremd No, that would be the Dark Angels.
@@mr.outlaw231, u r calling dark angels less morally upstanding than space marines that are affected by red thirst and black rage?
@@Cheshiremd In quality of madness, no. In quantity of heresy, yes.
Ultramarines - soup,
Blood Angels - burgers,
Other chapters - ... (yet to be discovered)
Imperial fists - nutraloaf
Imperial fists - crackers, golden rectangular and can be used for building as tiny bricks.
Salamanders - Ice Cream (obviously, they can't always have everything hot and firey)
Space Wolves - No food, only ale
@@braynceltheartificer And doggy treats for the Wulfen.
Lamentors: veal, then crying, then seconds
The voice for "Hunger for Burger" will never not make me laugh.
This is actually quite sad, giving the context that during Sanguinala Big E is sad to do nothing but cry all day, but he so desperately wants to see his son that he’ll basically do anything, its sad really
The Ork is just psychadelic drugs, Big E is having a bad trip and is reliving that moment during the Horus Heresy where Sanguinius died.
@@redeye4516 why is it every time someone says anything about Sanguinies and his kids it’s just depressing seriously RIP The Lamenters
@@treywalshaw9358 Then let's change that.
Did you know that Sanguinius once stopped Leman Russ and Magnus from fighting simply by asking them to stop? Or that during the Siege of Terra, he broke a Bloodthirster's spine over his knee (not just ANY Bloodthirster, either; the Bloodthirster known as Ka'bandha, one of Khorne's greatest servants) and then threw his broken body into an advancing army of heretics?
The Silent King of the Necrons also had respect for him.
@@MaxUltimata Made me in tears of Joy.
I fell out of my chair when Sanguinius said HERETIC BURGER
*BORGAR*
ALL HAIL THE BORGER KING!!!
@@unluckyone1655 I prefer MAX burgers but ye yeah. BK works.
Please do an episode about Guilliman's resurrection and his reaction to the current imperium. You would make it priceless lol
I could see some parralels with when Emps got his TTSD.
@@fishpop Ya but i think he could do it in a good way and not in an overly derivative one.
I'm sure Alfa would make it a shaving accident gone awry, that would be hilarious
What? I've been in stasis 10000 years? I just had a shaving accident then they put me in this box....
And his waifu Yvrainne
Me: I want McDonald's.
Mom: We have food at home.
Me: But mom, I 1:38
This actually made me laugh
this is excellent
I, too, have an insatiable appetite for heretic burger
As a loyal blood angel player, seeing any form of my Primarch makes me want to *EXPLODE WITH JOYFUL RAGE*
B O R G E R
@@sophiavickers8955 B O R G E R
That one guy who was just outright vibrating shares your opinion.
@@boxtank5288 I think he might have been having a ceasure.
@@spacewolfblackmane19 seizure of vibrating JOY and potentially swallowing your own tongue.
*I WANT TO SEE MY SON*
Ever since Karen **COUGH COUGH** I mean Horus took the kids in the divorce **COUGH COUGH** Horus Heresy
BRING ME ALL THE ORK YOU CAN FIND
Poor big E.
@@theannihilator1173 Karen the Warmaster.
His Fabulous Hawk-Boy.
That might actually be him, taking into consideration the emperor said horus "killed" or decimated sanguinius to the point where the emperor himself couldn't sense him anymore...if sanguinius was still "alive" (via his soul like the emperor) ....he definitely wouldn't gotten out....umm whole would be a way of stating it
That or the fact his soul is sealed inside that statue in the Vengeful Spirit so Emps cant see him in the warp.
I WANT TO *SEE MY SON.*
Christ, chill out, Emps.
Sanguinius died in front of him 10000 years ago
Frankly, it's understandable that he'd resort to... _this_ just to see him one more time
Hunger for börgar has summoned the new Sanguinius model.
I always knew Alfa was a psyker.
I really am dumbfounded by this; no one had any clue it was about to release rofl
Maybe 40k/TTS fans have a WAAAAGGGHHH!!!! Field and they are alterring reality as new TTS episodes/shorts are released...
My god, I think you're onto something.
Does that mean that every January 27th means people needs to go eat burgers to honor Sanquinius' will?
If Alfa did some warhammer(the original or age of sigmar) shorts, he’d probably trigger a full blown crossover. I kinda wanna see the emperor with a pet skaven. Plus sooner or later, a crossover bound to happen in canon Eventually. What better way to drive model sales than to make more models compatible for more games? Archaon vs abbadon. Make it happen GW.
Durgz, not even once
I have a feeling that Alfabusa had drugz when he made this XD
So, since orks are fungus. Are ork burgers vegetarian?
Sure. If you happen to be a space marine, and being a vegan, dont forget: Orks are fungus, therefore not animals.
Heretic burgers, however, are not.
Vegan burgers cooked with Frustration and Dominance Juice
It’s a hard maybe, since mushrooms aren’t plants at all. Fungi is it’s own thing called Biota. But mushrooms are counted as parts of a herbivore diet which complicates things and orks are clearly made of meat, but such creature aren’t impossible they just didn’t evolve that way on earth that gives us Flora, Fauna and Biota. So a creature that exhibits traits of both groups we see on earth is indeed not a stretch. But determining if they were fungus first or meat first is what really gets the line blurry.
Maybe
And now, watch this actually be very important for the overarching plot.
Heresy has never tasted this good!
Now introducing the Heresy Flavor Corpse-Starch. Made from 100% Ground Heretic.
Would you like it rare, medium rare or well done?
@@fulcrum2951 Rare. I must taste the blood.
"For I was hungry, and I ate you. I was thirsty, and I drank you." What happened in there?
*B L A M*
Ah.
So this is how the Orkoid race will face exterminatus.
By consumption.
Wait...
I can totally see the drukari get high for millenia.
EAT EVERYTHING EAT ALL IN THE GALAAAAXYYY!!!
This post *wasn't* made by the genestealer gang
Ecco Eco Do Tyranids experience this whenever they consume orks?
@@williamsantamaria2813 maybe maybe if we give them burgers they will leave us be
The Beakie pecking away at the Ork parts like a bird made my day much better.
2:18 the emporer prves the spookiness of skeletons
I chose a bad video to crossfade to
I am glad that I came up with the concept of Super Canon six years ago.
I thought that the Super Cannon concept only arose three years ago with the discovery of the Kitten-Shadowsun relationship.
Man you must’ve been tripping BALLLZ
As wholesome as it is that Empy wants to see his son the fact his mouth still works is terrifying...
The voice actors in this are still sooo good in this. Every single line is delivered so well
*_And this is why idea of 'Ork-burgers' never caught on. Too many people turning into cannibals._*
Is it cannibalism if they're xenos though? Or heretics?
@@KageRyuu6 Xenos no. Heretics? Yes, unfortunately.
That said, Ork-burgers are obviously the best kind of shroom-based food in the 40k universe.
in one of the wh40 rpg books there is a conflict between heretics (not chaos) imperium and orks. due to lack of provisions heretics started to eat orks on masse.
Are Ork borgars vegan?
@@TheCandidPygmy Considering that Orks are stictly speaking a sort of Fungi Animal hybrid no. Ork borgars are not vegan.
Borgaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.
HOW WAS THIS POSTED ELEVEN HOURS BEFORE THE VIDEO RELEASED
@@lukasevert6114 : Magic -mushrooms- orks.
You make Lorgar sounds like a food.
Side effects of doing ork may include the following symptoms:
- Nausea
- Headache
- Anxiety
- Defecation of small orkoid creatures (visit your local hospitaler immediately if anything bigger than a gretchin is produced)
- Agitation
- A unrelenting desire for WAAAGH!
- Foot fungus
- Heresy (visit your local tech-priest immediately for servitor conversion)
2:32
Shoulda been:
" do not do *shroomz* "
Poor Emperor, we all miss our little Angel Boy! :,,,(
Our Fabulous Hawk-Boy!
I like it how the beakie marine is pecking into his food.
1:35 I must know the name of this particular bit of music playing in the background. I MUST!!
The part where the Emperor is doing his *Skeleton Slurp* always gets me laughing no matter how many times I've already seen it.
It’s like watching the ticket muncher at Chuck E. Cheese when you feed it a long string of tickets
What ungodly creation
What an emperor creation
@@e21big What in the Man-Emperor of Mankind Creation!?!?
You mean a *heretical* creation?
@@andrewabbey3669 I thought all of the Inquisition was put in the warp.
@@squatchhammer7215 ...remember how *she* got out just from someone saying _Genestealers-_
I like how the other custodies have finally managed to settle in as proper caretakers.... only for the emperor to force them to drug him higher than the hive city spires the Black Templar’s keep crushing. By the time kitten and magnus return to the throne room, it will be a festering mess of ork chunks and squigs all over the palace from the spores released.
I can imagine our glorious overlords psychic might go utterly haywire from the unprecedented feast of ork druggings in his desperate bid to see his favorite hawk boy even for an instant, the light of the astronomican becoming as infectious and maddening as the powers themselves.
This should be what creates the cicatrix maledictum in the TTS-verse, the Emperor tripping on Orc
So people often talk how Sanguinius died fighting Horus. But can we remember that Ferrus Manus also died for the imperium? Both were Primarchs and i feel as though The Iron Giant isnt given enough credit.
And not to mention even after death Manus aided the Emperor while still crying for Fulgrim his beloved brother who betrayed and killed him.
0:38
I NOW JUST NOTICE WHAT THAT MARINE COULD BE EATING ON THE BOTTOM LEFT
The Flesh Eaters 1d4chan page has already burgerfied. That was fast.
I legit laughed when I saw the battle cry.
@@wolfgangervin2582 The Commander even has a name now, Captain Creepio, the first Flesh Eater-
It wasn’t very much before. Now I wanna see that. Thanks for the heads up!
@@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire Courage and honor, honorable battle-brother.
@@ThePandoraGuy Well he does sound a lot like the Auralnauts' Creepio.
Imperial guardsman “I wonder” *looks at dead ork body*
"Hear gun click"
Commissioner: do it, i dare ya
@@matthewrolfe23 hears a chainsword
Chaos space marine : blood for the blood GODDDDDDDDDDDD
@@matthewrolfe23 A Flesh Eater Marine: *Shows the Laws of imperium* Do it I dare ya
@@dontuspowerus1093 Tyranid:*Tyranid speak*
@@johnjohnson7888 All Marines: *_NO MERCY NO RESPITE! BURN IN HOLY FIRE BY THE EMPEROR'S WILL!_*
Can we get the Angelic Choir in the background of Sanguinius's bit just on it's own? Would rock for d&d
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Also TH-cam: *doesn’t notify you*
Truly, Sanguinius is the most beautiful of the Primarchs.
1:47 *T R U L Y*
yes he is =)
Fulgrim disapproves.
@@whippingtoddlerthewanderer9588 Your Heresy is Heresy.
@@samdurfee6093 you thinking heresy is heresy, is heresy.
Rogal Dorn: "Father, are you familiar with the expression 'you are what you eat'? Seeing as you are behaving like an ever growing pile of crazy space mushroom people..."
Emperor: "WOT DID YOU SAY, YA ZOG?! QUIT MUCKING 'BOUT OR I WILL KRUMP YA!"
That would mean that he has more in common with Vulkan.
@@plutarchvonpluto6439 The Emperor made himself huge because Primarchs like Orks run off the principle that if he's bigga he's in charge. Horus rebelled because he literally swelled with Chaos power and thought he was bigga. Prove me incorrect!
@@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 But boss Horus forgo' one fing, he forgo' dat green is best, not black! Stupid hummies
@@Sir_Bucket Speaks for Vulkan!
@@grooorglaserdeth8823 Vulkan iz green hummie so Vulkan iz gud, he has a noice hammar
I just now realized that the Beakie was pecking the torso, that's a great detail i fucking love it.
The I want to see my son is both the funniest and saddest thing I've heard in 40k
First 5 seconds of video: "Yes Alfabusa is back"... the rest of the video: "um" ... after video: "Emperor damn it"
Word
*Paraplegic father cannot accept death of his son and resorts to the use (and abuse) of psychoactive fungi to ease the pain with hallucinations of the aforementioned dead son...*
Edit:
By the Emperor this is the first time i've got so many likes, thank you everybody!
Oscar bait.
Sounds like a movie script to me.
It could well be the soul of Sanguinius, twisted by ten thousand years in the Warp.
Truely this is a GrimDark universe
Furious Finch No, it couldn’t be. Not even 10000 years in the Warp could twist and corrupt the Angel’s pure soul.
Thus began a new adventure...
Fear and Loathing in the Imperial Palace
Instructions unclear, killed and ate primarch Lorgar. Now all my hair is gone and demons keep screaming at me.
And they say we Dark Angels players are closet heretics.
Oh you still are.........
Its just that we never thought that the sons of Sanguinius are the same as you.
James, please come with me down this dark corridor. I just wish to... explain to you how we Dark Angels are most certainly not heretics.
NOW ASMODAI! MAKE HIM REPENT!
@@mortemtyrannus8813 listen, listen, I know both the Dark Angels & the Blood Angels are heretics, and if I can just get enough proof then I can bring the rest of the Inquisition down on both!
Ask to Dante
@@mortemtyrannus8813 You Heretics and your fascination with dark corridors.
All i need is some heretic burgers and ill keep my mouth shut.
Getting a serious Auralnauts vibe with Commander Creepio of the Blood Angels talking about flesh
Yeeees! Puberty! It's happening to you & me!
It's baby time
You promised me flesh!
*Behold, the Singularity Engine!*
Give the child to creepio
You know, the Emperor telling a custodes to bring him all the Ork he can find, That custodes is going to show up with an entire warboss's waagh.
How to get high on shrooms?
Step 1: Kill the shroom.
1:48
That is the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen
Horus litterally beat him stupid.
They really captured that horrible fucked up look on his face when he was dying.
you were gone for a week and now emperor sucking ork juice... what do you have to say kitten
@@chevysuarez7306 its organic isn't it? So thats good for his health
Emps slurping up that ork arm seriously reminds me of some really creepy shit you'd see in Invader Zim
4 years later and i still needed this again.
HERETIC BORGAR!
Moral of the story: the orks are made of drugs
Does this mean that the Orks are constantly higher than a Slaaneshi Daemonette at one of their rave orgies with the Noise Marines acting as DJs in Slaanesh's palace in the Warp? If so, that would explain a _loooot_
well eating the wrong mushroom does get you high as fuck
@@thecommentguy9380 the *right mushrooms
I'm actually quite hungry now.
GIVE THIS MAN SOME HERETIC BURGERS. YOU SHALL EAT IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME.
@@kevski3770 *Feast*
I'm very hungry
give me the ork
you know, that wasn't too bad
Let them eat dakka
Chapter Master Valrak didn’t expect to see you here chapter master! But here, feast on this burger made from a mix of Orks and Heretics and grilled to perfection!
So is Vulcan going on mini acid trips when the Ork voice breaks in since he's partially absorbed WAAAAGH! energy?
Vulcan lives! *STOMP STOMP*
Yes. *STOMP STOMP*
I wanna *STOMP STOMP* some Big tiddy eldar if you *STOMP STOMP* what I mean.
Why is my *STOMP STOMP* leg *STOMP STOMP* acting out *STOMP STOMP* again?
*STOMP STOMP*
Yes
stoner: Dude this edible isn't doing it for me.
Stoner 1 minute later 0:45
(Skeleton slurp) has no right to be that hilarious.
Emperor really wants to see his boy...
*_[ S K E L E T O N S L U R P ]_*
Man. Talk about a time capsule featuring all the best bits of Warhammer 40k. As a fan, Alfa was a Robin Hood to GW's Sheriff of Nottingham.
So, instead of a Red Thirst or a Black Rage, they experienced the Full on Colors of the Rainbow Trip.
*Palpatine looks down on Alfa with a smile* He's still alive...
:(
I'm not.. :(
So wait does this mean that the first food that the emperor has eaten in thousands of years is raw Ork?
orks are filled with wwwwhhhhhagggggg! energy, might actually be good to change Big E diet from pyskers to orkz every once in a while
Before this he was eating an ever growing pile of screaming psychic children souls. But physically yes
@@mdb45424 - That's what I said!
Don't you mean, Whhaaagg Ork?
Y-y-you know
...its a WAAAAAHPPIN Burgork
Man, I want the full version of the song playing in the background after they eat the Orks. That's trippy as fuck.
We're never going to find out what the song that plays at 1:35 is. Never.
I'm loosing my mind dude
That's some "finding Nemo" level of "Have you seen my son?!"
you know, I'm surprised the emperor hasn't talked about the Bad Moons Ork Tribe and their love of gold, I know this isn't an "If the emperor of mankind had a text-to-speech device" but it was just a thought
what is the song that started playing when the trip trip started
*What the shit turned the glorious hawk-boy's face into something straight out of Akira?!*
The poor guy got killed so hard his kids still feel it, I'd be more surprised if his face wasn't super messed up.
Games Workshops inability to make Sanguinius pretty in their official art.
Horus's fist.
I’m betting on the drugs
It was hunger. Hunger for Burger.
*HERETIC BORGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!*
1:46
*[cheers of unfathomable joy]*
The real question is if we will ever see our lord Burgorh Sanguinius?
I have never played this game and I know nothing of the lore except what I have learned on this channel. This is GREAT!!