Dangerous tattoo remover from eBay is a MILLION watt laser

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  • @c9brown
    @c9brown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10704

    styropyro is literally the only person who, when he says "Please don't try anything you see in this video at home", I don't even question it.

    • @TheHeadcase
      @TheHeadcase 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Colin Brown good idea

    • @TheHeadcase
      @TheHeadcase 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      BAD IDEA

    • @HazySkies
      @HazySkies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Connor Hosking Famous last words, oof.

    • @arcticfoxguy
      @arcticfoxguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @arcticfoxguy
      @arcticfoxguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      NileRed does not

  • @ianmeiselman8584
    @ianmeiselman8584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17243

    Do I understand? : No
    Am I entertained? : Yes

    • @jasonv9516
      @jasonv9516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was literally gonna say something just like this!

    • @G10-g3n
      @G10-g3n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And the profile picture tops this comment I'm replying to off

    • @chynnatripplett
      @chynnatripplett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      10:40 almost made me gts

    • @apexshinbi638
      @apexshinbi638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sh4MbLeR it’s the language used in that one “mysterious” manuscript supposedly written by an “alien alchemist” that has zero erase marks, or perceivable errors over it’s 50+ extensively detailed pages

    • @apexshinbi638
      @apexshinbi638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sh4MbLeR The Voynich Manuscript

  • @Jack_Arbor
    @Jack_Arbor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14308

    “A ten year old could assemble this.”
    *No duh, who do you think manufactured it?*

    • @danieljoseph4745
      @danieljoseph4745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      Harry Potter 💀

    • @russelmartin1976
      @russelmartin1976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      LMFAOOOOOO

    • @russelmartin1976
      @russelmartin1976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      A1 comment sir

    • @reptilianflizzy497
      @reptilianflizzy497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      Bold of you sir to assume the manufacturer to be that old. I’d put my money on the manufacturer being closer to 7 😂😂😂

    • @fencserx9423
      @fencserx9423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Nooo my dude😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @capitalismists
    @capitalismists ปีที่แล้ว +572

    I love how comfortable yet uncomfortable styropyro is in these videos. You can really tell he's gotten more comfortable since he's first started.

    • @TyrannosaurusFlex69420
      @TyrannosaurusFlex69420 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      do you think he talks like that off camera. you can actually map and predict his inflection and sentence structure almost like a travel guide television or food network at 3am

    • @capitalismists
      @capitalismists 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@TyrannosaurusFlex69420 ☝🏻🤓

  • @VirtualRiot
    @VirtualRiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7922

    I love the light burns ingrained on your sensors

    • @djarcher9658
      @djarcher9658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Oh, hey what's up. It's my favorite musician ^^

    • @theonewhomadeyoucry1059
      @theonewhomadeyoucry1059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I can still see the damaged sensors when i close my eyes

    • @thunderlight2004
      @thunderlight2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Not exactly the person I expected to see here

    • @wilby8249
      @wilby8249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ye, they're cool

    • @yeetyeet4380
      @yeetyeet4380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Free green screen

  • @exeterishere6928
    @exeterishere6928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6018

    Imagine you're minding your own business at the park and some kid comes up to you and starts removing your tattoos

  • @TheBCShow100
    @TheBCShow100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    “From what I hear permanent blindness is a bummer” facts

    • @MS-ti6fy
      @MS-ti6fy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do you know if he heard this or not?

    • @KevinAugustt
      @KevinAugustt หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did you really say facts after your own comment?

    • @muhammadyounus7643
      @muhammadyounus7643 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@KevinAugustti think he was quoting the goat

    • @Jay-Allen-Go
      @Jay-Allen-Go หลายเดือนก่อน

      Facts "I read this comment at the same time he said it in the video"

  • @explosifiy
    @explosifiy ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Styropyro literally dropped the words "desktop particle accelerator", like it was nothing.

    • @Tiger_Dawn_Studios_Official
      @Tiger_Dawn_Studios_Official 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes he did

    • @the_undead
      @the_undead 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I would not be in any way surprised if he releases a video within the next 2 years, making a desktop particle accelerator and finding some dumb things you can do with it (likely in collaboration with someone like the thought emporium)

    • @dud3655
      @dud3655 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Technically anything that accelerates is a particle accelerator

  • @yevgenyrad
    @yevgenyrad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5179

    - "it's probably hotter than the surface of the sun"
    - shoots this at his hand

    • @aimlesspassions1157
      @aimlesspassions1157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      “Oh wow! It kinda tickles!”
      Explosive Cell Death. 💀

    • @some_thing_
      @some_thing_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Bro it's made to be used on skin.

    • @davidfarmer2049
      @davidfarmer2049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@some_thing_ thanks for that reassurance.
      It blows the surface off tunsgsten then he shoots it at his hand.
      you tell me it an be used on skin....... right...........Bro

    • @ghostkmn5990
      @ghostkmn5990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Mohammed Ahmed man we know. It’s just funny how something that is possibly hotter than the sun is used directly on a human’s skin. You just don’t get the joke, so here is the r/wooosh.

    • @trentonoakes4861
      @trentonoakes4861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      David Farmer you do realize the title of the video states it’s a tattoo removal gun, where are tattoos?

  • @tylerberke2213
    @tylerberke2213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8388

    “This laser is beyond dangerous”
    Also him: shoots hand

    • @acamaro5648
      @acamaro5648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Ahm , has he heard about skin cancer?

    • @averyshaham1697
      @averyshaham1697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@videosgoneviral3201 the fuck does that mean

    • @SuperMontsta
      @SuperMontsta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@videosgoneviral3201 You sound like a victim for the next big disease. Hooray!

    • @ChannelZeroOne
      @ChannelZeroOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      ​@@videosgoneviral3201 Anitvaxers are reversing decades of medical progress. Diseases that were once considered to be eradicated are backnow with a vengeance. Now that they have been allowed to come back they are more resistant to treatment. Vaccination is necessary or another plague is around the corner.
      qz.com/1706261/the-anti-vax-movement-is-reversing-decades-of-scientific-progress/
      www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/29773050

    • @FOXeye95
      @FOXeye95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@videosgoneviral3201 You sound like the type to love going to kid's funerals

  • @dragonl0l
    @dragonl0l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3541

    I love how his camera just gets more and more damaged as time goes on, showing how powerful the laser actually is.

    • @joedonahue4028
      @joedonahue4028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      you have to wonder how much money hes spending on cameras after every video like this one

    • @bran_rx
      @bran_rx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      bruh I thought that was my phone

    • @OttawaInHD
      @OttawaInHD 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      THE LASER PROBABLY CAUSES SKIN CANCER

    • @dziugast7454
      @dziugast7454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I got an ad for metal cutting lasers

    • @HandFromCoffin
      @HandFromCoffin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Literally a perfect example of how the back of your eyeballs would look if you didn't have PROPER eye protection. Who ever put those blue sunglasses in there needs to be put in jail..

  • @dereknichols3408
    @dereknichols3408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I worked in a semiconductor manufacturer back in the early 2000's, they had about 6 YAG lazer machines that were built back in the 70's. The lazer was used to cut traces in silicone wafers.

    • @Leviathan-me5qd
      @Leviathan-me5qd ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How big is that laser then?

    • @Shinzon23
      @Shinzon23 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Leviathan-me5qd1970s technology it would have been probably the size of a semi container

  • @lucabuchignani1141
    @lucabuchignani1141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3583

    “this laser is blowing holes in metal with pure light”
    styro’s camera: ight imma head out

    • @sakariaskarlsson634
      @sakariaskarlsson634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      A part of me wants one badly, death ray yay, another one just doesnt want to go blind, the dont go blind side is currently winning but it was close.

    • @DaMilkManMan
      @DaMilkManMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      l’ight, imma head out

    • @MATTLEism
      @MATTLEism 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Twebs12 Thank you for this masterpiece

    • @pj7362
      @pj7362 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆

    • @Tiger_Dawn_Studios_Official
      @Tiger_Dawn_Studios_Official 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @pj7362 styro is insane

  • @sipsip3318
    @sipsip3318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1406

    Michael Reeves: Specializes is tasers
    Styro: *i g n i t e s a i r*

    • @JOAT2003
      @JOAT2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Micheal : T A S E R S
      Styro: L A S E R S

    • @Powers-cm7fz
      @Powers-cm7fz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      w i t h a l a s e r

    • @oyasumi8028
      @oyasumi8028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Styro + Michael = tazing my friends with lasers

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The arcs in taser are also ignited air

    • @BlademanZX
      @BlademanZX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      God I need them to collaborate

  • @theCodyReeder
    @theCodyReeder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5501

    That was so totally wicked!
    Want to help me build an extremely high wattage flashlight? Set off several flashpowder charges per second in front of a parabolic mirror perhaps?

    • @nerffamilystudios2285
      @nerffamilystudios2285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Cody'sLab good plain

    • @space9468
      @space9468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Maybe even some organic mercury ?

    • @RichRacc
      @RichRacc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Big fan! Enjoy your content a lot.

    • @xjunkxyrdxdog89
      @xjunkxyrdxdog89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Trying to spot the coyotes from CHB?

    • @Survivor1942
      @Survivor1942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Excellent idea hope to see a video on it. Jus wanted to add that I’m a big fan, been watching your vids for about 4.5 maybe 5 years now (I remember when Cody’s mine ep.1 was released) keep up the good work and your gonna go far man.

  • @blockybean8967
    @blockybean8967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    The amount of balls this guy has

    • @noeltimm246
      @noeltimm246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      3

    • @stevenvialpando8365
      @stevenvialpando8365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@noeltimm246 😂🤣

    • @em5345-
      @em5345- ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "My balls are in the Guinness Book of Balls!"
      - Burt Gummer

    • @TylerTMG
      @TylerTMG ปีที่แล้ว +4

      2?

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard ปีที่แล้ว

      Those are probably tumours from the UV laser

  • @jefthereaper
    @jefthereaper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3461

    I mean, technically it removes the tattoo, they just failed to mention it also removes everything else in its path.

    • @helio3928
      @helio3928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      with a little modification -that's why we have styro wink wink- you could even remove people with it

    • @VespertilioGiganticus
      @VespertilioGiganticus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      The black paint gets masked by your carbonized skin.

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      *of course you can't see the tattoo through all the smoke and charred flesh where it once resided but that's merely a technicality...you can deal with that by self medicating with copious amounts of recreational ethanol*

    • @w花b
      @w花b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At that point, just use molten metal lol

    • @kickmonlee3390
      @kickmonlee3390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It doesnt remove the tattoo, it breaks up the heavy metals into much smaller pieces so that it's easier to be removed by your body naturally.

  • @DragonSlayer2189
    @DragonSlayer2189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3370

    Shoots himself with a 1 million watt laser
    “Heh, that tickles”

    • @Dr_NsL
      @Dr_NsL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      "Holy *heck* "

    • @uwakii2967
      @uwakii2967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      *becomes GOD*

    • @CarnivorousPlantsAndGardening
      @CarnivorousPlantsAndGardening 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      His next video is going to be called
      *DIY hydrogen bomb with Laser detonator*

    • @HerrFenchel
      @HerrFenchel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that is not his own hand... look closely, that's the hand of an older man

    • @Limon-cq5zu
      @Limon-cq5zu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@HerrFenchel If you actually mean what you say, I gotta tell you that's the hand of a chemist. All chemists burn thenmselves with acids and basic liquids from time to time, and the hand ends up looking like that.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1268

    _“This laser is beyond dangerous”_
    *Shoots his bare hand with it*
    What an absolute madlad

    • @ix_risor
      @ix_risor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache imagine if he was black. His hand would have looked like the balloon.

    • @koysensei4424
      @koysensei4424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey you again

    • @laynethebreadlord7373
      @laynethebreadlord7373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait, I know you

    • @AwholePieMadeForYou
      @AwholePieMadeForYou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why am i finding you everywhere....

    • @hampter9654
      @hampter9654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of the comment gods

  • @cheetah219
    @cheetah219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I think the understatement quote in the video "this thing is creating crators in metal using pure light". If that doesn't mean dangerous, idk what is.

  • @nuyxo4849
    @nuyxo4849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2251

    “I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s hotter than the surface of the sun”
    *Immediately tests on hand*

    • @beanietasticday
      @beanietasticday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LOL 😂

    • @MrPagnis
      @MrPagnis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nuyxo ha

    • @christiantat4343
      @christiantat4343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I mean it's a tattoo remover even though it's from ebay

    • @Dead25m
      @Dead25m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Ah, only a few degrees cooler than the sun, close though!"

    • @jebkerman5422
      @jebkerman5422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Dead25m or is it?🤔
      *Puts hand into the sun just to be sure.*

  • @ashleykmiec1207
    @ashleykmiec1207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2964

    I feel like I should be wearing protective glasses just watching this.

    • @HAWXLEADER
      @HAWXLEADER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Only if you have a really good HDR monitor.
      I mean a REAAAALLY good one...

    • @DailyDoseofShortsVideos
      @DailyDoseofShortsVideos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ash Kmiec yea your fine bro dw

    • @lucascb8446
      @lucascb8446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@HAWXLEADER TH-cam is unable to produce video that could hurt your eyes.

    • @smegna7994
      @smegna7994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      @@lucascb8446 idk man, have you seen the grape fruit technique

    • @timothy2902
      @timothy2902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Dont worry because the light wavelength emitted from the laser isnt the same as the wavelength emitted from your screen.

  • @guhh8792
    @guhh8792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1953

    styropyro: *Uses the laser to make craters on tungsten
    *Also styropyro: "oh, wow it tickles"*

    • @dobromirdimitrov4659
      @dobromirdimitrov4659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      oh, wow it tickles my armpits"

    • @lashaneb11
      @lashaneb11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@dobromirdimitrov4659 really.. :/

    • @ButImMilesAboveYou-ze2jg
      @ButImMilesAboveYou-ze2jg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      He's stronger than tungsten

    • @werewolfmark6387
      @werewolfmark6387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He said that our skin does not absorb as much light from those lasers as other materials DUH

    • @user-gs5uz2dy2k
      @user-gs5uz2dy2k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@werewolfmark6387 it's a joke dipshit

  • @Mark_Sodapopinski
    @Mark_Sodapopinski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    As a camera fan it was cool seeing the sensor stabilization after the laser strike off the reflection from the aluminum.

  • @INFONATY1
    @INFONATY1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1499

    I'm getting a Phineas and Ferb vibe from his voice

    • @viggo8213
      @viggo8213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      This is phineas and ferb if they just made huge lazers to blow shit up

    • @dippitydeuce731
      @dippitydeuce731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I was getting more of an older Kevin McCallister.

    • @nathanpfirman625
      @nathanpfirman625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yusif Rizk yep

    • @spunky8007
      @spunky8007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @sh4dxw141
      @sh4dxw141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah tho that show was my child hood and he sounds like phineas

  • @metalema6
    @metalema6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1145

    "I just need to fix my eyebrows"
    "Hold on, I'll start the nuclear reactor"

  • @Mcalmic
    @Mcalmic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1952

    He’s like the chaotic neutral version of Michael reeves.

    • @sameerwahabshamimchowdhury8647
      @sameerwahabshamimchowdhury8647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      You... you are not wrong.

    • @richardgreyson4578
      @richardgreyson4578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      The chaotic neutral to Reeves' chaotic evil

    • @marothastuga2552
      @marothastuga2552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      The hacksmith chaotic good styro pyro chaotic neutral michael reeves chaotic evil

    • @milesedgeworth132
      @milesedgeworth132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This guy is like the neutral anti-hero who's stronger than the main villain(Michael) but won't stop him unless he can benefit from it. This guy knows chemistry, laser science, and electricity. I wonder how his programming is.

    • @dalenixon6981
      @dalenixon6981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      more like Michael Reeves is the chaotic evil version of Styropyro. Styro has been on TH-cam for 13 years!

  • @MeatVision
    @MeatVision ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Now I know I'm not epileptic. Thanks Pyro 👍

  • @Khyon521
    @Khyon521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    **Shoots hand**
    “Ow”
    **Does it again**
    “Hold FU-Heck that hurt”

    • @wtfjpgmailcom
      @wtfjpgmailcom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @ZainIsInPain
      @ZainIsInPain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      when you realize that children might be watching

    • @ARCHIEMELODY
      @ARCHIEMELODY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wtf2013.jp@gmail.com just casually has name as ur gmail

    • @kalbra
      @kalbra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      7:24 “awf fu- *heck* “

    • @bravojr
      @bravojr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SCIENCE!

  • @skat4
    @skat4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    “Revive me, I have a ray gun”

    • @hawk1093
      @hawk1093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      xD

    • @darkbumbo
      @darkbumbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i dont get this

    • @hawk1093
      @hawk1093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@darkbumbo Call of Duty Zombies lol

    • @darkbumbo
      @darkbumbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hawk1093 me have no brain

    • @Joooooo.
      @Joooooo. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmfao

  • @FleetingReverie
    @FleetingReverie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    Now just imagine if Michael Reeves got his hands on this...

    • @twisterrrboi8796
      @twisterrrboi8796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Jane Doe they need to do a colab

    • @drumkommandr9779
      @drumkommandr9779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      "Shooting my friends with lasers because tazers aren't enough"

    • @Overdrive1
      @Overdrive1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Dont tell him please

    • @MykeIsLove
      @MykeIsLove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I Built a Facial Recognition Laser Turret | Scarra and Lilipichu Successfully Blinded

    • @templarhelmet3844
      @templarhelmet3844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think Will would be more interested

  • @crabby7668
    @crabby7668 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Very interesting video. For those thinking of laser tattoo removal. I saw a video that went into the chemistry of tattoo inks. Apparently there are some that breakdown into very toxic by products when they are destroyed by lasers. So probably best to check that out first, to ensure you will be safe, before proceeding.

  • @noobfratimiu4611
    @noobfratimiu4611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    "Please don't try anything you see in this video at home"
    *HA , foolish of you assuming i have any money*

  • @SelFreeLions
    @SelFreeLions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1183

    at this point im sure that if he got shot with a gun he would still say "Ooh that tickles"

    • @NerdStuffing
      @NerdStuffing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      *flesh painfully and slowly starts melting* "ooh that tickles!"

    • @sensionultra7962
      @sensionultra7962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NerdStuffing what

    • @sensionultra7962
      @sensionultra7962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NerdStuffing how does flesh melt

    • @jaycreate7701
      @jaycreate7701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sensionultra7962 It actually does. It has a pretty high melting point tho due to it not being that conductive. Not as high as those cool metals tho
      .

    • @baddierater8214
      @baddierater8214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That laser is nicknamed "The Warcrime"

  • @googleuser8740
    @googleuser8740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    The worst part about this is the defective safety glasses. A very sensible careful person (aside from sourcing on ebay) following all safety rules but trusting them glasses would be doomed. So irresponsible of the seller.

    • @ebaystars
      @ebaystars ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ebay doesnt care someone will sue them soon as this should be on the prohibited list along with dynamite

    • @Gl-my8fw
      @Gl-my8fw ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ebaystarsshouldn't be able to sue eBay for that it isnt their product or problem. Blame the seller.

    • @maxwamsley
      @maxwamsley ปีที่แล้ว +22

      China

    • @haydentravis3348
      @haydentravis3348 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ebaystarsUnless the penalty is a fine less than the profits made by committing the offense. Then its just another business expense.
      Do you think you can write off fines and penalties as business expenses in this case? Part of me knows it shouldn't be, but another part knows some asshole has tried getting away with it at least once.

    • @Gavatron1223
      @Gavatron1223 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Profile twins

  • @victorfranca85
    @victorfranca85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    This kid is one of the smarter people ive ever seen, period. Very fluent. highly impressed. ship me one of those premium laser goggles styro. I dont want to get hit by a stray pulse laser

    • @herpderpinson6117
      @herpderpinson6117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Not entirely a kid, he’s 30 lmao

    • @aayaan1935
      @aayaan1935 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kid ? He’s aged like fine wine 😂

    • @upscale9109
      @upscale9109 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aayaan1935
      did he know he'd go down this career path because it's glorious as fuck

    • @Neceros
      @Neceros ปีที่แล้ว

      kid?

    • @ciclon5682
      @ciclon5682 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@herpderpinson6117 THIS GUY IS 30?.
      man im 19 and I look 30

  • @alisosa9836
    @alisosa9836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2994

    “Lasers are racist” quote of the year right there I love this man

    • @vansion2510
      @vansion2510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ali Sosa blame science

    • @andrewvallone
      @andrewvallone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @4:54

    • @jwuuds6003
      @jwuuds6003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luckily you're brother Sammy avoided that risk!

    • @censoredsoundstudios
      @censoredsoundstudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      How does he say some of this shit with a straight face 😂

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I loved it lol

  • @see7king960
    @see7king960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1216

    What the teacher talks about ‘:
    What you understand: pew pew

  • @Akantore
    @Akantore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +959

    Imagine if a scumbag or two tries to break into this man's house and all of them get Electrocuted by his tesla coils and get permanently Blinded by Homemade Lasers.

    • @joeymallozzi63
      @joeymallozzi63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMFAO

    • @handlemonium
      @handlemonium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I dunno, but dressing-up as a stormtrooper and shooting lazer holes in bullet-proof vests would certainly scare the heck out of ANY tresspasser xD

    • @X862go
      @X862go 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did they release home alone 4😎

    • @riot1745
      @riot1745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Justice Pavlovich it’s home invasion so he can legally kill them

    • @rxtrotapz
      @rxtrotapz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@justice_1337 thats not how that works

  • @multicoloredwiz
    @multicoloredwiz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    God man his sense of humor is so cool. I really appreciate everything about him

  • @evop8671
    @evop8671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1061

    "Lasers are racists!" -styropyro, 2019

    • @AlexandraVioletta
      @AlexandraVioletta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Dogs re also racists too.

    • @jkj7821
      @jkj7821 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AlexandraVioletta how

    • @venvvenus
      @venvvenus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He isn't wrong whatsoever tho, they can damage darker skinned people more than lighter skinned people

    • @utzius8003
      @utzius8003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@venvvenus But doesn't racism imply human bias?

    • @venvvenus
      @venvvenus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@utzius8003 yes. lasers dont damage certain races as much as others, showing they have a bias. i do know they are inanimate and cannot control that but it still is true.

  • @acm8079
    @acm8079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1754

    burglar: *breaks into his house*
    styropyro: Geneva convention, more like Geneva suggestion *proceeds to blind burglar*

    • @dannylamb456
      @dannylamb456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      "It's not a war crime if there isn't a war."

    • @davood7013
      @davood7013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      *Proceeds to burn off the burglar’s skin*
      “Oh whoops! Meant to hit the target behind you.”

    • @magic_cow
      @magic_cow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Officer it was self defense I swear

    • @therandomham1403
      @therandomham1403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      To be fair, it's only illegal if you use lasers to blind people. You're allowed to toast them, as long as they can see afterwards.

    • @carpedm9846
      @carpedm9846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just remove the safety warnings and the burglar blinds themselves.

  • @tropicthunder919
    @tropicthunder919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1468

    This guys voice scares me and haunts me in my sleep

    • @k.g.r.longliveyisvan
      @k.g.r.longliveyisvan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🚫🧢

    • @ethanmcintyre7148
      @ethanmcintyre7148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I wonder if it’s a forced monologue because he doesn’t know how to TH-cam, or how he actually talks. If it’s how he actually talks then it explains the hobbies

    • @CommunistDoggo-cs3pp
      @CommunistDoggo-cs3pp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have nightmares about this guy

    • @bossygamerr8990
      @bossygamerr8990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It sounds like hes exhaling with every word

    • @dawson289
      @dawson289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@bossygamerr8990 is there another way to talk now?

  • @highroller9861
    @highroller9861 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Thank you for wearing *actual laser goggles* instead of sunglasses like I've seen a lot of other channels guilty of.

    • @crckrbrrs
      @crckrbrrs ปีที่แล้ว +2

      if he were just wearing sunglasses, his eyes would be pulverized the first time he fired that laser. he isn't playing around with weak lasers here

  • @vesperiandrip3604
    @vesperiandrip3604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1862

    Burgler:breaks in to his house
    Styro:Finaly I can test my homemade death ray!
    Burgler:The.WHAT

    • @zomegaexalpha4708
      @zomegaexalpha4708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Well better go blind then turn into a corpes

    • @galil5386
      @galil5386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      geneva convention go brrr

    • @T3hderk87
      @T3hderk87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I don't think there is an article in the Geneva convention that *specifically* outlaws this so I think we are good.

    • @Jamlord2061
      @Jamlord2061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      to the Burgler: ah yeah you can my wallet after all i will be taking your sight now
      Burgler: AH

    • @conboi124
      @conboi124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the only reason I dont want to watch you is for my eyes

  • @madisonreyes8685
    @madisonreyes8685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    I feel bad for his cameras. Seems like he destroyed all of them.

    • @dcenhancements
      @dcenhancements 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah.

    • @szpon8
      @szpon8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he can buy few new ones for ads and views from this video xD

    • @tomh.9326
      @tomh.9326 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      no

    • @JamesMiddletonIV
      @JamesMiddletonIV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His cameras? He's blown holes in MY phone!

    • @RJPhotographics
      @RJPhotographics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe the 4mm extra thickness of a micro four thirds camera filter array would hold up better to the abuse.

  • @Dansk55
    @Dansk55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    "Lasers are racist"
    - Drake Anthony 2019

    • @Unknown-hg4zo
      @Unknown-hg4zo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @zoned7609
      @zoned7609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Feminism is Cancer says the guy literally indoctrinated against the left by cult-like orthodoxy

    • @zoned7609
      @zoned7609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      jesus christ you incel kids are fucking dumb

    • @SteveSmith-rt7wx
      @SteveSmith-rt7wx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Quick! Pass this off to Vox for their next clickbait sharticle

    • @GoTouchGrass
      @GoTouchGrass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @CaligulaClone
      How is he indoctrinated? He’s shown no indication of group identification.

  • @russellhamner4898
    @russellhamner4898 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I cannot wrap my mind around the fact that the actual laser source in this diabolical machine is just that little flash tube and crystal in the handset. I figured it was some gigantic thing in the base that light pipes the laser energy to the handset through huge fiber optics, but NOPE, it's actually this borderline cute "I'm gonna be a laser when I grow up!" lil' pipsqueak.

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Why wait?"
      BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

  • @joshuaalan7580
    @joshuaalan7580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    "This brings me back to my time in academia"
    *_raises bottle of 95% alcohol_*
    This is the most relatable content on the entire internet

    • @abhimaanmayadam5713
      @abhimaanmayadam5713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i knew a guy who did everclear shots.

    • @chasemedsker
      @chasemedsker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Abhi Mayadam who doesn’t nigga

    • @clarelove3153
      @clarelove3153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      35 cents a pint back in the day.

    • @WilliamCouchWildLife
      @WilliamCouchWildLife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@abhimaanmayadam5713 I have a buddy with a habit of single-handily polishing an entire bottle of the stuff right before a social event

    • @sexyyoda7567
      @sexyyoda7567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why do you look like Bob Ross?

  • @ionia23
    @ionia23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    "This already unbelievably powerful laser can burn a hole 275 feet deep and one inch wide in 10 milliseconds. I couldn't believe I found it on ebay. Let's see if we can make it more powerful."

    • @ghunchaafzali4552
      @ghunchaafzali4552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’m dead ☠️☠️☠️

    • @zdw7810
      @zdw7810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ghunchaafzali4552 no your not

    • @ghunchaafzali4552
      @ghunchaafzali4552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@zdw7810 oh ok

    • @zdw7810
      @zdw7810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ghunchaafzali4552 XD

    • @synoptic4753
      @synoptic4753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And the people who don't like it because they cant even find out where or what to look for can now go directly and say *no more*.😙

  • @Gonzo0Gi
    @Gonzo0Gi ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the most exciting and entertaining nerds I've made in a while - thank you for the fantastic content!

  • @user-vz8rl5tq4u
    @user-vz8rl5tq4u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1338

    “From what i hear, permanent blindness is a bummer” lmao

    • @joemonaco4276
      @joemonaco4276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For real why the fuck would be even put this on TH-cam

    • @finalshade14
      @finalshade14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@joemonaco4276 for science

    • @tahaameen5054
      @tahaameen5054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@joemonaco4276 for the glory of Satan!

    • @_c_e_
      @_c_e_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Earwax tastes like rainbows :)

    • @ElectricalExistence
      @ElectricalExistence 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently so is not being white.

  • @brannonbot9262
    @brannonbot9262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    "I wouldn't be surprised if the center of the fireball is hotter the surface of the sun"
    Shoots hand

    • @xxetz5563
      @xxetz5563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      im weak xD

    • @mesinovict6316
      @mesinovict6316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plot twist:he's terminator

    • @LordLongHands
      @LordLongHands 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tarik Mesinovic we known he doesn’t have emotions, it all makes sense now

    • @canadiangopnik7007
      @canadiangopnik7007 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *blows up an asteroid with a modded tattoo remover*
      "Woah, that was pretty cool, but not as strong as I expected"

  • @alfreh192
    @alfreh192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    Laser: blows hole in tungsten
    styropyro: I wouldnt be surprised if thats as hot as the surface of the sun! "Proceeds to use it on his hands"

    • @zachnado69
      @zachnado69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      it didnt make a hole, it looks like it just oxidized the surface of the metal

    • @johnjason1251
      @johnjason1251 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @alfreh192
      @alfreh192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      zach kruegar Way to lower the mood

    • @zachnado69
      @zachnado69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alfreh192 just pointing something out

    • @alfreh192
      @alfreh192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zachnado69 Aight

  • @BobJones-pe1bm
    @BobJones-pe1bm ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This man is the only pet on TH-cam that when I see something crazy I don’t even think it’s click bait I just know he actually made it

    • @ArdLight
      @ArdLight 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pet?

  • @jacobberwitz6289
    @jacobberwitz6289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    “That is a lot of damage”
    How about a little more

  • @akirafudo2413
    @akirafudo2413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    Remember the kid from home alone? This is him now

    • @avocadoboi7112
      @avocadoboi7112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ur not god

    • @akirafudo2413
      @akirafudo2413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's supposed to be good, I just don't like to use the same letter

    • @joshuaspath6923
      @joshuaspath6923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was literally thinking he sounds a lot like him.

    • @akirafudo2413
      @akirafudo2413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love dogs

    • @Rickandmorty_com
      @Rickandmorty_com 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshuaspath6923 sounds more like edward furlong

  • @ジェリー先輩-k5l
    @ジェリー先輩-k5l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Lazer: literally burns through metal
    Styropro: I’m gonna point it at my hand!

    • @midobula4797
      @midobula4797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He said himself skin doesn't absorb light as much as material. Oh and, laser*

    • @kfdjhnhurjnnbjhu3ip410
      @kfdjhnhurjnnbjhu3ip410 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sorry to be that guy but metal don’t burn

    • @lordroo8484
      @lordroo8484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kfdjhnhurjnnbjhu3ip410 Sorry to be that guy, but metal can burn. Cheers and out :)

    • @kshrock
      @kshrock 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kfdjhnhurjnnbjhu3ip410 sorry to be that guy, but metal burns quite easily with enough heat and oxygen.

  • @Spaceman0025
    @Spaceman0025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Imagine if it was a continuous Lazer. 🔥💀

  • @asono11
    @asono11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    "don't you hate when your transformers get all rusty?"
    Sure we all hate that.

    • @michaelaramis1210
      @michaelaramis1210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      more than my eyes want to meet

    • @asono11
      @asono11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@You Have No Argument well, my comment was also a joke haha. Thanks for pointing out what didn't need to be pointed out. You are the one left with no argument now.

    • @asono11
      @asono11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @You Have No Argument What a pointless reaction, only needed for yourself in order to stand up for your own nickname. Please stop it now, so that people won't waste their time reading this futile thread.

    • @quaterz5465
      @quaterz5465 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@asono11 Well this is interesting

  • @BigBrotherMateyka
    @BigBrotherMateyka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1046

    Note to self: shooting lasers at this guy only makes him more powerful.

    • @venuix2081
      @venuix2081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao

    • @davidfisher9056
      @davidfisher9056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @Sylinnilys
      @Sylinnilys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Laser him down and he shall arise more powerful than ever before!
      I believe these are the words you seek.

    • @thedootmachine6298
      @thedootmachine6298 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey it tickles

  • @blue-se3kc
    @blue-se3kc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I literally laughed outloud when I saw an eyebrow trimming option on this laser

    • @FirstNameLastName-yw7kq
      @FirstNameLastName-yw7kq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      More like eye remover.

    • @kikostojan4482
      @kikostojan4482 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ooooo l get it LMFAO

    • @Tejvir7
      @Tejvir7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok?

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tattoo remover, eyebrow trimming, moustache trimming, pubic hair trimming, retina remover, pimple remover.

    • @somerandomguy3298
      @somerandomguy3298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Skyett „Retina remover“ xD true though

  • @TheOrigamiGamer
    @TheOrigamiGamer ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As someone who has had six laser tattoos removal sessions that does not tickle. Normally they apply an numbing cream an hour before the procedure. Then they have an air conditioner with hose that is given to the patient to help reduce the burning. Takes about a week to heal with a lot of Aquaphor.

  • @lowiet8979
    @lowiet8979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    2:00 No one going to talk about the fact that this man has a screwdriver jammed into a wall socket?

    • @BrandonRReed
      @BrandonRReed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lol

    • @datmeme8967
      @datmeme8967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      It's into the ground port. It's not energized, he's just providing an earth for some circuit.

    • @qeluxs9290
      @qeluxs9290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This guy needs help

    • @AlexWhittemore
      @AlexWhittemore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yeah how else do you ground your stuff?

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      he jammed a screwdriver in a wall socket, now hes grounded

  • @somedudetrips7152
    @somedudetrips7152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    “lasers are racist”- styropyro 2019

    • @unknown-rk5uw
      @unknown-rk5uw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TREE Wicked you beat me to it 😂

    • @soenav2978
      @soenav2978 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @dotancohen
      @dotancohen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or maybe, just maybe, there are in fact physical differences between people of different races.
      Doesn't mean that is a reason that we should be treated any differently, though.

    • @geemcspankinson
      @geemcspankinson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dotancohen
      Meet the centrist

    • @fb-2adelossantosmichaeljoh334
      @fb-2adelossantosmichaeljoh334 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @noahhunt871
    @noahhunt871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    gets hit with 1 million watt laser:
    "oh wow that tickles"

    • @cornernickel7525
      @cornernickel7525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Proof he’s a god

    • @blondskyes
      @blondskyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pretty cool right?

    • @noahhunt871
      @noahhunt871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Genocide is fun earths outer atmosphere protects us from getting fried

  • @HmpherOfficial
    @HmpherOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    imagine playing laser tag with this..

    • @californium-2526
      @californium-2526 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1 MW pulsed laser tag. An extreme sport for anyone who hates their eyes.

    • @DsiPro1000
      @DsiPro1000 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You definitely know if you’ve been hit

  • @turtleownage
    @turtleownage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Him: Doing math.
    Me: Yes I have also seen numbers.

    • @HerdBill1
      @HerdBill1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      turtleownage very funny haha

    • @RockHawk69
      @RockHawk69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The numbers, Mason! What do they mean?

    • @b_f_d_d
      @b_f_d_d 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Mason* : the numbers Ahh

  • @thealmightyjohnsolid9052
    @thealmightyjohnsolid9052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    I can’t be alone in thinking his expressions, body language and general tone comes off like one of those science cartoon kids.

    • @rurekvibe9373
      @rurekvibe9373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yep, it's pretty weird.

    • @a1r592
      @a1r592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He's like Kevin McAllister trapped in Harry osborn's body.

    • @SkilledCoconut
      @SkilledCoconut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It sounds like he's trying to hard to sound like jerryrigeverything

    • @skibur848
      @skibur848 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Almighty John Solid this is how I accidentally killed my mom when I was twelve

    • @reubenmccann7135
      @reubenmccann7135 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sid the science kid

  • @razolo5814
    @razolo5814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13357

    I don’t know if I’d love or hate to be this guy’s roommate

    • @microwave1931
      @microwave1931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Yes

    • @skvnkw0rk65
      @skvnkw0rk65 5 ปีที่แล้ว +691

      "Hey bro wake up and put these goggles on!"

    • @LunaWuna
      @LunaWuna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I'd love it

    • @NoName-jz4lc
      @NoName-jz4lc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      @@skvnkw0rk65
      "Welcome to another Rick and Morty adventure"

    • @Dan-pi6dx
      @Dan-pi6dx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      whats not to love about free tatoo removals

  • @doncarleone973
    @doncarleone973 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This dude is absolutely one of my favorites! The videos are so awesome that I periodically rewatch all his videos 😆

  • @Penetratah0221
    @Penetratah0221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    He starts every sentence like he’s about to break out laughing.

    • @toxicity4818
      @toxicity4818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's obnoxious as fuck, too. I don't plan on watching any other video he's ever uploaded or plans to upload in the future, but I am interested in the laser itself in this particular video.

    • @WestSide2400
      @WestSide2400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      toxicity bless your heart.

    • @soopcan4980
      @soopcan4980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@toxicity4818 same. His entire demeanor just pisses me off, especially when hes on camera

    • @MistaJGames
      @MistaJGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      awe, look at all the cry babies

    • @soopcan4980
      @soopcan4980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MistaJGames I stare in aww at your stupidity

  • @rosshughes2534
    @rosshughes2534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    I’m scared you can get this on eBay

    • @niccadoodles
      @niccadoodles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You can get an ultrasound machine too! Probably totally safe for looking at your unborn child in the womb.

    • @sbeverunner6083
      @sbeverunner6083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not hotdog well it’s not putting out radiations but then again... the soundwaves might be a little too strong for the baby

    • @inuyasha
      @inuyasha 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@niccadoodles I heard ultrasound can be dangerous if used for prolonged period of time.

    • @MoridaFanadier
      @MoridaFanadier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@inuyasha uh...It's soundwave...Not dangerous...Perhaps you want Xray or CT Scan

    • @inuyasha
      @inuyasha 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MoridaFanadier I heard ultrasound can cause damage to soft tissue don't know if its true.

  • @Some_Beach
    @Some_Beach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "How'd you get Melanoma in perfect circles on the back of your hand?"

    • @stringwhore
      @stringwhore 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      some beach science

  • @carpetjuise
    @carpetjuise ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Styropyro is the type of guy to melt tungsten in one shot and have his hand as the test subject in the next shot

  • @PolarClips-j7o
    @PolarClips-j7o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1442

    his illuminati references and child like tone frighten me

    • @WTF-vv8ic
      @WTF-vv8ic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He probably doesn’t know what that means. But I do support an eyepatch.

    • @wankovich
      @wankovich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      could be bill cypher

    • @ChristianSuarez-gz1ig
      @ChristianSuarez-gz1ig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      styropyro seems like a nice way we should get the rothischilds goldsmith axis to die haha ... some styropyro to the face of the marxist technocrat financiers slavers

    • @sssdeecee
      @sssdeecee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Illuminati isn’t a thing. Seriously? LOL

    • @nr1NPC
      @nr1NPC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@sssdeecee Thats what someone with little knowledge and education would say, yes.

  • @rodiculous9464
    @rodiculous9464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3135

    Styro: "this green laser attacks red things way more effectively "
    Also styro: *forgets his blood is red*

    • @moRaaOTAKU
      @moRaaOTAKU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@kingnatandafirst4404 LMFAO

    • @mattladx9805
      @mattladx9805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      @@kingnatandafirst4404 lmao blood is never blue in the body. It’s a myth

    • @9ja41
      @9ja41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@kingnatandafirst4404 "Erm actually" gone wrong.

    • @manuelalanger2946
      @manuelalanger2946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@mattladx9805 He has a point. Even tho blood is only red due to the iron in it. If blood would lose its oxygen, it would come pretty close to a darkblue-black pitched color. It's his opinion and if he likes to think that way, it's still his opinion. There are people who believe in the Earth is flat.

    • @ZuppaD.Cipolle
      @ZuppaD.Cipolle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @@manuelalanger2946 an opinion can be shit you know

  • @darthsawlex8257
    @darthsawlex8257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    "It's literally blowing craters in the metal"
    Perhaps I shall pass for that laser eyebrow removal....

    • @FQP-7024
      @FQP-7024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I would recommend a lightsaber more than that thing

    • @darthsawlex8257
      @darthsawlex8257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@FQP-7024 Indeed. Being trapped in a room with Darth Vader for an entire day would be safer than being in the same room as that thing.

    • @FQP-7024
      @FQP-7024 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darthsawlex8257 heh it depends if you are his alley or someone who he dislikes.
      He can be a force of nature sometimes but as long as you don't go under his skin you will be fine.
      Just keep in mind that you know his moves before he dose them like me i survived both death star destructions and have worked on star killer base and even escaped that with no injuries

    • @raaston9761
      @raaston9761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FQP-7024 i have to i was the person who aimed turbolazers on them

    • @FQP-7024
      @FQP-7024 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raaston9761 the real question is. On who?

  • @GandalfGreyWizard
    @GandalfGreyWizard ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gotta say its pretty scary seeing green dots popping up after every firing,just imagining that as my eyes and it gives me the chills

  • @restfulplace3273
    @restfulplace3273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Can’t understate how dangerous this is.
    Reflected laser is still powerful enough to blind people. You won’t even feel the pain.

    • @2wMaliman
      @2wMaliman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes, well, a one watt laser can damage vision permanently. So yeah, there's a reason they are classified as hazardous devices and controlled.

    • @GENKI_INU
      @GENKI_INU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I feel like this could make me go blind through my computer screen lol

    • @neutronenstern.
      @neutronenstern. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GENKI_INU your screen cant get brighter than a white screen

    • @GENKI_INU
      @GENKI_INU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@neutronenstern. And I wear a tin foil hat in real life :p

    • @larryboylarry5557
      @larryboylarry5557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I feel more blind after watching the video

  • @air8536
    @air8536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    I love how he tests a laser on sharpie on his wrist
    RIGHT OVER A MAIN ARTERIE

    • @coldhotpocket8226
      @coldhotpocket8226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Oh God I didn't realize that. The second I read that I recoiled so hard.
      That sounds terrible. *Eugh.*

    • @fabricioemmanuelli1115
      @fabricioemmanuelli1115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Air Volwo totally awesome!

    • @Nikhil-ox6wc
      @Nikhil-ox6wc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sounds gory, but it's actually no real threat.

    • @coldhotpocket8226
      @coldhotpocket8226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Nikhil-ox6wc Still.

    • @flamethrower40
      @flamethrower40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it would cauterize it.

  • @notjam1784
    @notjam1784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    “ah holy f-*ʜᴇᴄᴋ*

  • @The_Orb
    @The_Orb ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That aint a tattoo remover thats a life remover

  • @gor5048
    @gor5048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Him: *scientific vocabulary and lots of phrases I have no understanding of*
    My brain: oooOoO heehee bright light make fire!

    • @coltywolty01
      @coltywolty01 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Goroyo 9090 LMFAOOOOO

    • @eriktheredacted5302
      @eriktheredacted5302 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am a fuccing geek

    • @lajenehuen260
      @lajenehuen260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      laser go bzzzzzzzzzz

    • @eriktheredacted5302
      @eriktheredacted5302 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lajenehuen260 are you gonna do a what does the fox say thing?

    • @lajenehuen260
      @lajenehuen260 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eriktheredacted5302 no its a meme that says "printer goes brrrrrr"

  • @KingMob4313
    @KingMob4313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    As soon as the green laser tip was put on, the camera started getting HAMMERED

  • @lordfarquad4184
    @lordfarquad4184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    At first I looked at the maths and was like “Woah this looks confusing” then I realised I spent 3 years studying engineering and realised it was still confusing

    • @lafleurstudios
      @lafleurstudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD glad to see my future is bright haha.

    • @lsuttercane
      @lsuttercane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just skimmed the math but I didnt see any capacitance time constant formulas, or frequency formulas, I'm not doubting this guys expertise in any way, but is there not formulas to figure capacitance and inductance in "tank" circuits that would figure into the power constraints of this apparatus, like I said, I just skimmed the math, I may have missed the formulas

    • @Mefistofy
      @Mefistofy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You preach true words. I should know this, still confused.

  • @Koselill
    @Koselill 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The light from styro's videos are usually so strong and flickery that they give me headaches, even with blue light glasses filtering 60% of blue light out.

  • @marsguyphil
    @marsguyphil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    6:04 "Holy heck that hurt!" Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but maybe trying to erase a tattoo off a pork loin would have been a good intermediate step?

    • @Number1FanProductions
      @Number1FanProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wouldn't it just burn it tho since it's meat not skin

    • @MadScientist267
      @MadScientist267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's smart as hell but not that bright. As evident by the ending...

    • @zachbasile4528
      @zachbasile4528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Flavyyy You’re supposed to use pig skin because hold ink well like ares on it so no I mean either or it just laser that can burns the Black Pigment out

    • @TheAechBomb
      @TheAechBomb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Number1FanProductions humans are just meat too

    • @davidayers5868
      @davidayers5868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Number1FanProductions what the hell do you think your skin is

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    This guy is one attempted cosmic transgression away from being a real-life comic book villain.

    • @eggrolltheillegal6201
      @eggrolltheillegal6201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whats his villain name?

    • @carstenpfundt
      @carstenpfundt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@eggrolltheillegal6201 styropyro

    • @cur3ed480
      @cur3ed480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he seems like a spiderman villain who went to school with peter parker

    • @TheChadPad
      @TheChadPad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Asbestos Fish nobody'd better fuck with him

    • @datathunderstorm
      @datathunderstorm 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s a reincarnation of Anakin Skywalker! Am I the only person who can see this?!! 😨

  • @KythrainQ
    @KythrainQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Styropyro: has a powerful laser again
    Camera: *oh no.*

    • @sophieirisviel4100
      @sophieirisviel4100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rendijs could also be
      Powerful laser: *exists*
      Styro’s Camera: *chuckles* i’m in danger

    • @nonperson9825
      @nonperson9825 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro i watch a lot of his vids....this is the first one that somehow hurt my eyes.

  • @juicyymeloons6566
    @juicyymeloons6566 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this was the push i needed to start studying lasers see you in 2 years when i finish

  • @MochaFur1
    @MochaFur1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    "OW HOLY F- heck THAT HURTS"
    "aw f- heck"

  • @THEDONKAGE
    @THEDONKAGE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Everybody talkin' 'bout his voice - I'm sittin' here thinkin' about how often he shrugs and puts his hands up when he's explaining stuff.

    • @daesyndoes...
      @daesyndoes... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Meth is a hell of a thing.

    • @justincase866
      @justincase866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@daesyndoes... dont kill me😂😂

    • @laynaTheLobster
      @laynaTheLobster 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same.

    • @jb-rq8mz
      @jb-rq8mz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He sounds like the kid from home alone

    • @Reco-Sco
      @Reco-Sco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      H-I don't know what you're talking about, H-There's nothing wrong with his voice

  • @anthonyaparicio2416
    @anthonyaparicio2416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I don’t even know wtf he’s talking about half the time and I still watched the whole
    Video.

    • @nokdrnop3810
      @nokdrnop3810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I really just watch him amplifie lasers and explode cool stuff

  • @SAJJADKHAN-sb4lv
    @SAJJADKHAN-sb4lv 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    No more unreliable sellers! Ditchit has been such a joy to use for shopping. 🙌

  • @esftracksydeomg
    @esftracksydeomg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Lazer: *breaks*
    Most people: "aw heck, I'll just get a new one or throw it out"
    Styro: "So I decided to read some research papers from the 20th Century by University Students and textbooks to figure out the exact ratio of power that can cause the lazer to break"

  • @andrewfields8556
    @andrewfields8556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    I love how this guy always has a sarcastic undertone in his voice, even when he is giving his warnings and disclaimers lol

    • @jessemontelongo5277
      @jessemontelongo5277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He's a dead serious professional though. Most knowledgeable person I've come across on the subject of lasers above 100mW.

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      introverted?

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is he Russian?

    • @hjejeejhej5920
      @hjejeejhej5920 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrew Fields idky but I always talk sarcastically even when im trying to be serious 😂

  • @guester_blaster2013
    @guester_blaster2013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1314

    2020 ebay: *sells “toy” nuclear bomb*

    • @nilaksh007
      @nilaksh007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *chinese

    • @ruper0
      @ruper0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      2020 ebay: sells "chinese" nuclear bomb

    • @wasgudman5218
      @wasgudman5218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wut????

    • @stdorn
      @stdorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I bought uranium ore there. Not joking

    • @industrialbro
      @industrialbro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thomas the thermonuclear bomb

  • @You_Tuber_Premium
    @You_Tuber_Premium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    A million watts is still far less than 1.21 gigawatts!

    • @relwaretep
      @relwaretep ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spitting hard facts

    • @Logan912
      @Logan912 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      “Oh, I’m sure that in 1985 you can pick up plutonium at any hardware store, but in 1955 it’s a little hard to come by!”

    • @bananar1403
      @bananar1403 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What does 1.21 gigawatts have to do with anything

    • @Wheat_thins
      @Wheat_thins 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@bananar1403 I can't tell if you're being sarcastic

    • @ArdLight
      @ArdLight 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Wheat_thinsI have the same question