Testing Illegal Blue Lasers from eBay (and making them even stronger)

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  • I bought a couple blue laser pointers on eBay. I received two laser death rays. Then I made them even stronger.
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    Normally I'm not interested in buying handheld lasers off of the internet as what I can make is usually more interesting. That being said there were some eBay listings for blue lasers pointers that caught my eye. Although the claimed output power was under 5mW (ebay's limit as well as the US federal limit) the pictures showed lasers that appeared to be very strong. Now importing a handheld laser stronger than 5mW is usually illegal here, but these listings explicitly stated the lasers had an output that was under the legal limit. Even so, I wanted to play it safe (legally at least) so I found US sellers/resellers of these "5mW" lasers.
    The lasers turned out to be INCREDIBLY strong, HUNDREDS of times stronger than advertised. While this may seem like a good thing, a laser like this will blind you permanently the instant it hits you in the eye. Wearing proper eye protection is a must when dealing with these.
    It's common for sellers to exaggerate the power of flashlights, cars, etc., so why would these sellers lie in the opposite direction about lasers? It turns out this is the only way they can get away with selling powerful lasers on eBay without blatantly breaking the rules. The bigger issue is that handheld lasers like this are federally restricted in most countries. This isn't a problem for say a seller in China shipping to the US, as our laws aren't relevant there. This a huge issue for all of these US resellers that are sending out powerful lasers by the thousand though, and the FDA very well may lay a smackdown at some point.
    Obviously I have nothing against owning strong lasers, but trying to pass off a burning lasers as eye safe in order to make a few bucks is incredibly dangerous. I realize most people will have an idea of what they are getting into, but those out there that aren't aware of the extreme danger involved are going to lose an eye. You think I'm exaggerating but permanent eye injuries happen ALL THE TIME from the cheap death rays bought online. If you really want a powerful laser, read up on lasers and laser eye safety and start small before working your way up to a big laser.

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  • @michaeljacksin5777
    @michaeljacksin5777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28663

    This guy is legendary, he sounds like he wants to have emotion but he cant

    • @isaac8141
      @isaac8141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2144

      That was the perfect description of him I have ever read

    • @sirusshorts272
      @sirusshorts272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      Underrated!

    • @vbot111
      @vbot111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

      Hes to smart to be encumbered with silly regular human emotions. Theres just not enough room in his brain for useless stuff.

    • @lovat52
      @lovat52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      he sounds like he wants to hit puberty

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      "We are just pools of energy, emotions are a joke"

  • @blarpnarp
    @blarpnarp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4748

    i love how im a minute in and hes already talked his way out of a felony

    • @rotary_turbo99
      @rotary_turbo99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      he has IRL speech 100

    • @scottrichardson181
      @scottrichardson181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Not just a felony a federal offense

    • @serioussingularity9595
      @serioussingularity9595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Uhh I may or may not have created a laser that might be illegal since it's over 10 times as strong and is so big it has to be attached to my truckbed

    • @trxly_mari8299
      @trxly_mari8299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He should be a criminal defense lawyer

    • @adamnclown9085
      @adamnclown9085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      2 felonies

  • @Iottary
    @Iottary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1459

    *Slices wire clean off and sets multiple items on fire.*
    _minutes later_
    *Points laser at his arm.*

    • @Jessticks2319
      @Jessticks2319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      lot trixty he has 5 years of laser safety training
      ...”proceeds to point laser at body “.

    • @snaxx6316
      @snaxx6316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

    • @Firstamongstslowbois
      @Firstamongstslowbois 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make lasers kill again

    • @KrypticKrul
      @KrypticKrul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Skarp laser razor!!

    • @Iottary
      @Iottary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@es-zw3mg _oh that makes things so much better_

  • @narixm2965
    @narixm2965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    This dude's personality can be summed up by a Home Alone inspired sitcom, and I personally love that
    plus the fact that he's obsessed with lasers makes it so much better

    • @gregorynaco7458
      @gregorynaco7458 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I thought the same thing he sounds like Kevin lmao

    • @WelpUSA
      @WelpUSA 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      kevin from home alone plus doc from back to the future =

  • @LtDub
    @LtDub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7828

    *Goes blind in one eye*
    “Woah, that hurt”

    • @sugestive371
      @sugestive371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Comrade Gallegos did it fuck with your eyes it fucked with mine

    • @toelint5706
      @toelint5706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      “woah, cool”

    • @angrypotato5468
      @angrypotato5468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Accidentally blinds himself Just says whoa, cool in the calmest voice ever 🤣

    • @verliebt3465
      @verliebt3465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Burning your retina doesn't actually hurt, you won't probably feel it until you can't see anymore, so i've heard

    • @thescienceteam2124
      @thescienceteam2124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *Wow, that didn’t feel so cool*

  • @jacoblindeman6459
    @jacoblindeman6459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5869

    Cuts left hand off
    “Wow, slices right through that”

    • @emotinaloats8010
      @emotinaloats8010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      You mean left through that okay i will leave

    • @jeanpaulgomezmorales3874
      @jeanpaulgomezmorales3874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@emotinaloats8010 lmao 😂😂😂

    • @lemoncar4526
      @lemoncar4526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@emotinaloats8010 what

    • @BenCos2018
      @BenCos2018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Free Man it would be I think

    • @joshferguson1954
      @joshferguson1954 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emotinaloats8010 😂😂😂

  • @Tae-N
    @Tae-N 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13158

    This mans voice sounds amazing
    Its like hes bored with life but excited at the same time

    • @mute-miku
      @mute-miku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Weeaboo Trash exactly

    • @OMM-bo9fr
      @OMM-bo9fr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      and he's also cute asf (!)

    • @inkyboi1690
      @inkyboi1690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      How old is this dude

    • @justtocomment4100
      @justtocomment4100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      "My life is boring but let's entertain people by almost being in the way of a powerful burn"

    • @crism8763
      @crism8763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      @@inkyboi1690 this guy is between 14 and 25 y/o

  • @firebolt3490
    @firebolt3490 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    he's like a drunk tf2 scout

    • @gladoseon4117
      @gladoseon4117 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He is Scout, Engineer, and Demo all at once

    • @nicupetricas9718
      @nicupetricas9718 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or a sober one

    • @dukeelma7ala
      @dukeelma7ala ปีที่แล้ว

      lool

    • @jiquandaviussongaming8640
      @jiquandaviussongaming8640 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha i watched this video and immediately thought “holy shit he looks like scout” but didn’t expect anyone to actually comment it

    • @slazerat
      @slazerat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crossed with high jerma

  • @unique737
    @unique737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14637

    THESE ARE NOT TOYS
    *tries to shave his arm with it*

    • @alejandroterzado2068
      @alejandroterzado2068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      He’s a pro gamer he can do it

    • @ForeverCacti
      @ForeverCacti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ross Geller gamer?

    • @bunkerspy7469
      @bunkerspy7469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      yuNik TV plays with cat looks away for one second cats cut in half

    • @Sincity777
      @Sincity777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Anybody else read this when it happened?

    • @maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
      @maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      540th like

  • @rizzgamer
    @rizzgamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2902

    *Burns a hole through his TV*
    _"Oh wow, that's amazing"_

  • @linkslate7928
    @linkslate7928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3065

    The fact he put glasses on the camera makes me feel included 10/10 fan service

    • @burgerking3678
      @burgerking3678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Robert Slackware yeah I think so but it's no where near powerful enough

    • @natanvagner3551
      @natanvagner3551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im your 1000th like :)

    • @phoenixfront
      @phoenixfront 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/wooooosh

    • @yaboidonut2799
      @yaboidonut2799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cameron Ball you mean r/woooosh cause woooosh is 4 O’s

    • @ostiapilotes5725
      @ostiapilotes5725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@phoenixfront cringe

  • @theteenageengineer
    @theteenageengineer ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Funny story about high power lasers that comes from a friend of mine who is an electrical engineer who works with lasers all the time. He said that back in the day Fleetwood Mac was doing concerts with laser shows. They would setup these giant super powerful lasers to do the shows with and at one point a safety inspector showed up to see just how safe these shows were. The crew was clearly not paid enough because they didn’t care when the safety inspector showed up and one of the crew members took out a cigarette, stuck it in beam of one of the lasers and lit it, the safety inspector saw that and shut down the entire show.

    • @onojioboardwalk9748
      @onojioboardwalk9748 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Could you please make me one of these? I can pay and its strictly for entertaining friends.

    • @ax6158
      @ax6158 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I would like one as well, but I want it for evil

    • @onojioboardwalk9748
      @onojioboardwalk9748 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ax6158 I dont share that sentiment. +

  • @siyuanthesuper1
    @siyuanthesuper1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2227

    Gets the third degree burn
    “Oh wow, that’s amazing.”

    • @bionickchief
      @bionickchief 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haahahahahhahahahahahahagahahahahwgahaugagahagagahagahahagahagahahahahah man ahahhahahaag

    • @generalbutton
      @generalbutton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "The key to not getting third degree burns is by not letting it touch the skin"

    • @boocuffs4368
      @boocuffs4368 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaoo

    • @worlwr2
      @worlwr2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@generalbutton you can tell that it's a third degree burn because of the way it is. Pretty Neat.

    • @dylansmith8186
      @dylansmith8186 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      C1Ton Soup what’s his electric bill lol

  • @joshmyers9326
    @joshmyers9326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3606

    *laser goes through his finger*
    “Oh wow, that’s amazing”

  • @jacklets3851
    @jacklets3851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3362

    Burns his house down
    “Oh wow, that’s amazing.”

    • @BenCos2018
      @BenCos2018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      blows his house up
      oh wow that's amazing

    • @ava.and.jasper
      @ava.and.jasper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Turns himself into laser
      *wow*

    • @starstruck2348
      @starstruck2348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Now that's what I want out of power..."

    • @-nup
      @-nup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ‘thats ridiculous’

    • @rafqueraf
      @rafqueraf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      with a kid's voice xD

  • @electricnezumi
    @electricnezumi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    bringing "laser hair removal" to a whole new, much more dangerous level

    • @rule1dontgosplat
      @rule1dontgosplat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      one of the reasons you can’t have a higher power laser is they classify them as medical devices, for hair and tattoo removal. The healthcare industry is scared people will do medicine at home and they won’t make a ton of money.

    • @properantagonist
      @properantagonist 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@rule1dontgosplat or, possibly, scared that untrained (oftentimes reckless and stupid) people don't permanently fuck up their skin and eyes. But this is apparently such a wild concept.

    • @jblazerndrowzy
      @jblazerndrowzy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ⁠​⁠@@properantagonistDefinitely this. The average person with equipment like that very much have the potential to cause a lot of damage, both to themselves and others.

  • @facemask4477
    @facemask4477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2782

    When he says “don’t try this at home” I actually believe that

    • @Bearicane
      @Bearicane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Did u... Try it at home?

    • @facemask4477
      @facemask4477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No

    • @Kylehappy305
      @Kylehappy305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My question is what does his wall look like?

    • @CD_Silent
      @CD_Silent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What.. if I do it.. in my friends house

    • @thekidsvlogs6055
      @thekidsvlogs6055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Try it at ur friends home

  • @epsteinsmurderer5130
    @epsteinsmurderer5130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Cuts pet in half
    “Woah, that’s crazy, that’s some serious power”

    • @everlivingraptergaming8991
      @everlivingraptergaming8991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *AND WITH THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE, IT STILL WORKS!*

    • @pepsiman5042
      @pepsiman5042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@everlivingraptergaming8991 oh god man no god you good? you sane?

    • @pepsiman5042
      @pepsiman5042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@everlivingraptergaming8991 I'm not even I can't even my God yo no thats messed up man

    • @mooseandmadi6249
      @mooseandmadi6249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he is comeing HELP E.X.E IS COMEING stop bro your a 12 year old

    • @Steve-uu7yx
      @Steve-uu7yx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *THatS aLOt oF DAMAGE*

  • @justinlambertoutdoors6313
    @justinlambertoutdoors6313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2574

    Gets third degree burn
    "WOW I can't believe it gave me third degree burns"

    • @phantomphoenix4981
      @phantomphoenix4981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Justin Lambert outdoors he gets 3rd degree burn; ouch.
      Me touching highest setting of heat on sink water: aiiiieeeee

    • @GibberishGamer
      @GibberishGamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@phantomphoenix4981 me: going 1 degree over 70
      Fucking dies:

    • @RozzDarkly
      @RozzDarkly 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow. Piece of cake

    • @syundown6005
      @syundown6005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh wow that's amazing

  • @pixelmentia
    @pixelmentia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    *propane tank explodes, destroying house*
    “Wow, that’s so cool.”

  • @mr.mistyeye3247
    @mr.mistyeye3247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    I love how chill this guy is when he talks about burning peoples eyes out.

  • @Olive_Bradford
    @Olive_Bradford 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5096

    I love how he explains his loophole from federal laws

    • @oversouledict2005
      @oversouledict2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@2π-θ 😂😂😂 wait is that a real thing in the Bible? I never read it

    • @phantomzo8209
      @phantomzo8209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@2π-θ Since we are here, it is worth noting that the idea of a teenager is a fairly recent concept. So these boys could be about 15 years old as far as we know. (They would not have a word for teenager, as there was no need at the time.) It is one of those things that people sometimes forget, that some words have dramatically changed meaning, or have been recently invented to help explain a fairly recent concept. So when you read history, literature, or other books from a few generations ago (never mind a thousand + years) without that context, it can create confusing, or/if hilarious, interpretations.
      But since we have no solid context on the age of the boys, they could be children for all we know (I don't know at what age a child becomes an adult around that time period, but I think it was around 16 - 17 years old).

    • @likeasparrowinthewildernes8333
      @likeasparrowinthewildernes8333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ll 2Esdras2: 31 - 100 ;;;;

    • @twixxtro
      @twixxtro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@oversouledict2005 gotta read the bible bro season 3 lit🔥

    • @_jingshen
      @_jingshen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@oversouledict2005 what did he say

  • @malin7979
    @malin7979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4004

    "The key to not getting third-degree burns is not letting it touch the skin."
    What a wonderful nugget of wisdom.

    • @WFly101
      @WFly101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I just got to that part as i read that 🤣

    • @megaliberty
      @megaliberty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It is good he didn't have his first epileptic seizure while shaving off his arm hair, or even a hiccup. 😳

    • @sentosaco
      @sentosaco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *proceeds to touch his skin with it*

    • @NoFaceTsu
      @NoFaceTsu ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I lost it when he said that

    • @whiteknight7wayne493
      @whiteknight7wayne493 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah supersafe not but irrestible to a sci-nerd!

  • @biff647019
    @biff647019 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Dude I want this but I feel like I'd just shine it on something reflective and blind myself. I'd make a rule that I'd only use it outside and with eye protection and eventually break that rule.

    • @dizzywow
      @dizzywow ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Reflective" like your floor, or a wall? Because they would do it. These things are far more dangerous than they are fun. I'd sooner try cooking-up some nitroglycerin in my bathtub.

    • @diegogarcia6518
      @diegogarcia6518 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Using it outside is a surefire way to ruin someone else's life and very likely get in a big lawsuit friend
      This guy does it in a shop and is very careful with them; and limits himself to just burning small stuff lmao

    • @chitlitlah
      @chitlitlah ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think I'd feel safer playing with a pipe bomb or anthrax.

    • @Antigen__
      @Antigen__ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's why you use protective goggles while handling these.

    • @chrisr7341
      @chrisr7341 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Alright, whatever you do, PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS OUTSIDE
      You seem to be aware about the risk of permanent blindless. If you use this thing outside you become a danger for everyone around you.

  • @dakotakay684
    @dakotakay684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2165

    "It won't ignite my propane tank..."
    POINTS HIGH POWERED LASER AT PROPANE

    • @stickmanmageofthelordtacha4917
      @stickmanmageofthelordtacha4917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      J Talanian
      Him: “let’s try th-“
      *his house then burnt down from the resulting explosion*

    • @rackal3753
      @rackal3753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean of course it could never go through that easily but its still hilarious

    • @AzrealRamos
      @AzrealRamos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *Looks at house burning
      "Wow that amazing"
      "Shame it will burn your eyes"

    • @rumahhafidzahbekasi1354
      @rumahhafidzahbekasi1354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Chlorhydric Acid Reacts (aggreing to your comment) yea you iddiot

    • @jacklets3851
      @jacklets3851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m your 999 like

  • @jafizzle95
    @jafizzle95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    I hold it as canon that the giant veins in your arms are actually fiber optic cables.

    • @XSaintsofDoomX
      @XSaintsofDoomX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What if some of us are robots, but we don't even know it?

    • @mariobastidas3102
      @mariobastidas3102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@XSaintsofDoomX The only way to find out is to cut the body open and check the Fiber optic "veins"

    • @anoobis117
      @anoobis117 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah... LASER CANON.

  • @humter
    @humter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1436

    This guy could get his arm cut off and say “wow, that hurt”

    • @terminal5026
      @terminal5026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "Hey, Ron."
      "Hey, Billy. That hurt."

    • @benebsbiagtan3357
      @benebsbiagtan3357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Guy can be in the movie SAW and just tell Jigsaw, "Funny jokes Jigsaw, that genuinely hurt :D"

    • @onealpaca899
      @onealpaca899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why it’s just a flesh wound

    • @brandonholsinger1151
      @brandonholsinger1151 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yooooo 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mesanetworking1726
      @mesanetworking1726 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      bruh

  • @jarinchandler
    @jarinchandler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1st of all this video and lasers are super cool, 2nd thank you so much for your explanation of eye safety, I really had no idea but after viewing this I have a profound respect for lasers and the importance of proper personal protection equipment. 3rd you sir have an amazing and bright future ahead as a Bond villain

    • @oliverjudson1834
      @oliverjudson1834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      did you know laser is an acronym

    • @jarinchandler
      @jarinchandler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oliverjudson1834 I did, light amplification by stimulation of radiation, Originally accomplished with Lab grown rubies I believe

  • @Gottaculat
    @Gottaculat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4118

    It's like watching Peter Parker in an alternate reality where he never became Spiderman.

    • @ozmoses2011
      @ozmoses2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      No, not unless the Peter in that realm was psycho , idk maybe he is lol

    • @a1r592
      @a1r592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He looks more like Harry Osborn to me...

    • @whtdwarfbackhe
      @whtdwarfbackhe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he does looks like a older peter

    • @jennifermiddleton6456
      @jennifermiddleton6456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like laser man

    • @Gottaculat
      @Gottaculat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN The memes should have made that question unnecessary many years ago. :p

  • @Ksgamer103
    @Ksgamer103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2195

    "Now it won't ignite my propane tan--"
    BOOM

    • @Sandysoboba
      @Sandysoboba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂

    • @KashTheGamerYT
      @KashTheGamerYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I wanted to see that happen so bad 😂

    • @joshseno9463
      @joshseno9463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😭😂

    • @mw2blackopsamazing
      @mw2blackopsamazing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Dion Washington fr like what if it did ignite it what's he do then 😂😂😂

    • @crazy_vids69
      @crazy_vids69 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  • @manbug2205
    @manbug2205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    "I wonder what it will do to a cashew"
    - no one ever

    • @mikestarww
      @mikestarww 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man Bug I love the smell of roasted nuts😂😂🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @Enby652
    @Enby652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love how he’s so nonchalantly talking while holding two very dangerous high powered lasers

  • @thejellybeangamer3284
    @thejellybeangamer3284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1821

    This guy is going to hit him self in the eye and be like
    “Ha, I just went blind”

    • @lolbollo691
      @lolbollo691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Nah this guy would prolly blind the laser if he looked in one

    • @KumoGacha
      @KumoGacha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I laughed so hard to this

    • @lolbollo691
      @lolbollo691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@KumoGacha glad you liked it. You made my day. Thank you man!

    • @ihatekidswithanimeprofilep4082
      @ihatekidswithanimeprofilep4082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@lolbollo691 You sure he/she was talking to you?

    • @safinsalt2265
      @safinsalt2265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @I hate kids with anime profile pics
      shhhhh don’t say that

  • @kylesimpson6729
    @kylesimpson6729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1850

    "Lets see if it burns through my hand"
    5 seconds later
    "Wow slices right through that that's amazing"

    • @JulioCNY
      @JulioCNY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂lmao

    • @MrJohnDoe2525
      @MrJohnDoe2525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Im actually wondering how long it would take to burn through a chest,arm or head. Thats a million view idea for a video.

    • @FizzyCape
      @FizzyCape 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Inazuma TheRipper he could test it with like s pork chop

    • @MrJohnDoe2525
      @MrJohnDoe2525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FizzyCape or just a whole pig. It isnt to pricey for stuff like that. If he wants to go above and beyond he would get super anatomically correct heads or chest like other youtubers use.

    • @EI_Greko
      @EI_Greko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrJohnDoe2525 a whole pig?

  • @calebh7902
    @calebh7902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    Imagine if he accidentally caught his house on fire "oh gee wiz, now I gotta get ready to evacuate my home, due to my unsafe behavior with the laser"

    • @firstnamelastname7347
      @firstnamelastname7347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lmao

    • @CadToCreation
      @CadToCreation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMFAO

    • @hsrfest
      @hsrfest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      “Oh wow! Look at those flames! I wonder what will happen if I touch them! Oh wow! That tickles!”

    • @danielgoodman3578
      @danielgoodman3578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol!

  • @Pbtr0ut
    @Pbtr0ut ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was very fortunate to have some lab experience in optics while in college. Highest power I worked with was 8 watts. The beam block would get extremely hot. Goggles are must at all times no exceptions.

  • @neskey
    @neskey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1127

    6:13 god don't you just HATE IT when your teacher is trying to point at something on the board and suddenly everyone in the class room is blind ?

    • @HuntersMoon78
      @HuntersMoon78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Or the board catches on fire!

    • @neskey
      @neskey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@HuntersMoon78 or just playing an innocent game of laser chase with your cat and suddenly your cat is running in panic with it's fur on fire ? god i just HATE when that happens...

    • @uiomancannot7931
      @uiomancannot7931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@neskey I've gone through 3 cats this week!

    • @sakariaskarlsson634
      @sakariaskarlsson634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oopsie

    • @iridescentnomad9289
      @iridescentnomad9289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hand them out to enough teachers and suddenly your school goes from regular to a “School for the blind”.

  • @y8fpe
    @y8fpe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    "The key to not getting 3rd degree burns is to not let it touch the skin."
    Never change dude.

    • @whateverworks6502
      @whateverworks6502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Awn watching that gave me anxiety

    • @theinsanebookworm
      @theinsanebookworm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That new Sharp Laser Razor prototype is hardcore!

    • @incog0956
      @incog0956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@theinsanebookworm the lazr razr

    • @jsf3669
      @jsf3669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can you get cancer by doing that?

    • @diniitotoom2526
      @diniitotoom2526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And then "ouch"

  • @joshlaw354
    @joshlaw354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    "Now it wont ignite my propane tank"
    *points laser directly at very flammable tank*
    WHATTTT

    • @AzafureKayn
      @AzafureKayn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      JoshLaw Music honestly i was scared for him when he did that

    • @joshlaw354
      @joshlaw354 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      cästles theres always one LMAO

    • @caffeinato
      @caffeinato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The guy clearly knows what he is doing. It's not that lasers can't "cut through" metal, it's that metal is a very good heat conductor, and all the energy of the laser is almost immediately spread around the thick, heavy metal casing of the tank. There's a common science demo about popping balloons with candles. Adding even a little water to the ballloon will allow it to sit in the flame for several seconds longer before heating the rubber up enough to pop.

    • @gedgar2000
      @gedgar2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A metal tank with a lot of mass is not going to heat up meaningfully with a brief touch of a 5W laser. Some laserrs can can certainly cut through metals. But not a 5W laser nearly instantaneously.. I'd bet money that he could shine that laser directly on that tank and it would NEVER blow up. Too much thermal conductance from the thick metal. Wanna bet me $10. We can let Styro Pyro bet the official judge.

    • @gedgar2000
      @gedgar2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Coasterguy Brilliant reply.

  • @Darkmattermonkey77
    @Darkmattermonkey77 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I actually got a 450nm 1W Blue Diode Laser a few years back. It uses a 12V power supply and I adapted a set of lenses to focus the light into a variable+distant point. For safety, I use some pretty dark welding goggles when it’s powered up, It can burn through 100 page pocket notepad in 30-45 seconds.

    • @dylanlilley1491
      @dylanlilley1491 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can I ask where you got the diode and how hard is it to make your own hand held lzer

  • @MrGBicer
    @MrGBicer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Ends up with 2 smoking craters where his eyes used to be.
    "Oh wow, that's amazing."

    • @Killerspieler0815
      @Killerspieler0815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @styropyro -
      good that he will never get his hands on a warp-core as laser power supply ;-)

    • @Ixe2077
      @Ixe2077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Killerspieler0815 I don't think thats an epic gamer moment.

    • @CyborXT
      @CyborXT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @SuperfluousIndividual
    @SuperfluousIndividual 5 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    *In the distance... sirens.*
    _Oh wow, that's amazing!_

  • @ChuckieDrumz
    @ChuckieDrumz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1237

    “The key to not getting a 3rd degree burn is to not let it touch your skin”.....”Ouch”

    • @808nikola
      @808nikola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love how he says it xDDD

    • @badremixes390
      @badremixes390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *proceeds to talk about how he has had years of laser safety*

    • @ChuckieDrumz
      @ChuckieDrumz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@OsmosisJonesWB what did you think it was?

    • @tallic967
      @tallic967 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OsmosisJonesWB tell

    • @christianv1nce274
      @christianv1nce274 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @lightswitch9345
    @lightswitch9345 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Remember kids, if you are ever in a dark cave, bring your AWESOME 100% SAFE NON HAZARDOUS LAZER GUN to light a match.

  • @adamgross1595
    @adamgross1595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6303

    "This laser is way above the legal limits" proceeds to point it at a propane tank

    • @xultri
      @xultri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      It’s way more funnier when he literally does it in his room right next to him

    • @5mark492
      @5mark492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I shat myself when I read propane
      And I sighed when it didn’t blow up

    • @adamgross1595
      @adamgross1595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@5mark492 huh??

    • @PeterPumpkinEater69_69
      @PeterPumpkinEater69_69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@5mark492 huh??

    • @zzahkaboom24
      @zzahkaboom24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@5mark492 huh??

  • @crushclarity1424
    @crushclarity1424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4653

    “Don’t buy these lasers”
    *attempts to ignite a propane tank*

    • @tyuniversal
      @tyuniversal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      that would be dangerous

    • @disco.jellyfish
      @disco.jellyfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      **cuts off his skin hair with it**

    • @exicutioner161
      @exicutioner161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Disco Jellyfish skin hair?

    • @disco.jellyfish
      @disco.jellyfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@exicutioner161 exactly

    • @Pokkenie
      @Pokkenie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      666th like

  • @bellobods
    @bellobods 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2018

    Thief: Enters his house...
    Him: *So you have chosen permanent blindless*

    • @questwalkerko
      @questwalkerko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      **pulls out laser bazooka**

    • @fredstead5652
      @fredstead5652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@questwalkerko YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL

    • @spade5136
      @spade5136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      waiting for them to be attached to security cameras

    • @vinno97
      @vinno97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Breaking the Geneva convention is only possible if you're a country, so he won't even be tried in The Hague for it!

    • @_blacklisted_8593
      @_blacklisted_8593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He would just cover his eyes you dumfuks

  • @lordspaghetti4820
    @lordspaghetti4820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how he talks so gentle but all I’m thinking about is how his roof is looking after holding them there for a good 30 seconds

  • @lfchubbuck
    @lfchubbuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1409

    These are not toys
    1 minute later
    “Let’s try giving my arm a haircut”

    • @Fred_lost
      @Fred_lost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Stolen comment

    • @ROLVe
      @ROLVe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Fred_lost So true

    • @Accumulator1
      @Accumulator1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      5:27 that's what he said.

    • @alexmorrison9863
      @alexmorrison9863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A shaver isnt a toy it's a tool

    • @Goldfish-xn8in
      @Goldfish-xn8in 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Landonator Playz lol

  • @xtubejr
    @xtubejr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    Imagine walking in to your kid’s room to let him know that dinner is ready and being blinded for life by a laser.

    • @Fine_i_set_the_handle
      @Fine_i_set_the_handle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      hard way to learn how to knock huh?

    • @Nihontopride
      @Nihontopride 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Worlds most morbid “Knock knock” joke.
      Mom opening the door prematurely “Knock knock”
      Also Mom, post door knocking, every time she hears a sound unexpectedly “Who’s there?”

    • @phoenixfront
      @phoenixfront 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/woooooosh

    • @MenacingPerson
      @MenacingPerson 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@phoenixfront how

    • @rossgoosen7269
      @rossgoosen7269 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s 26

  • @_baller
    @_baller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2232

    *Burns hole through cat from 50 ft away*
    “Oh wow that’s amazing..”

  • @nuken-t5o
    @nuken-t5o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hey man. Thanks for the explanations about how lasers dangerous can be. Didn't know this.

  • @yeek191
    @yeek191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1871

    “woah look i assasinated a public official with my laser”

    • @too2tie
      @too2tie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao

    • @warriorwoman6489
      @warriorwoman6489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That’s amazing

    • @WalnutSpice
      @WalnutSpice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      oh no, he's about to assasinate arche duke ferdinand
      oh no, he has airpods in he can't hear us

    • @willowFFMPEG
      @willowFFMPEG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "haha wow cool"

    • @normangraves4133
      @normangraves4133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      modifies them to run off my car battery, mounts to bumper. test run thru Protestorville...lol

  • @swettispaghetti4310
    @swettispaghetti4310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2288

    This guy literally is in a movie, narrating his own life

    • @josorr
      @josorr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I wonder how it will end. Probably not old age.

    • @someonethatateyourbabies1990
      @someonethatateyourbabies1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@josorr he will die due to lazering his arm

    • @royalty367
      @royalty367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@someonethatateyourbabies1990 probably not if the lazer hit the arm there is a small chance he will die.

    • @swettispaghetti4310
      @swettispaghetti4310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Larry Wheels lol

    • @putrixkz
      @putrixkz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dead pool😁

  • @bentleyv1233
    @bentleyv1233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    "if I wasnt a lazy piece of garbage"
    my guy modest

    • @briannabernaola5597
      @briannabernaola5597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahahahah...I laughed so hard at that sentence

    • @rivertomato1084
      @rivertomato1084 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @ijent3819
      @ijent3819 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the guy playing with lasers

  • @texasred4339
    @texasred4339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favourite nighttime ritual is falling asleep to Styro creating lasers that would blind you instantly without goggles

  • @dashmatt7445
    @dashmatt7445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1243

    *blowing out a candle like a normal person*
    styropyro: *slaps candle*

    • @Blonde_jawn
      @Blonde_jawn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dash Matt got me dead 😂

    • @jacobhunia7404
      @jacobhunia7404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *SMASHES MATCH ON TABLE*

    • @notasoviet1016
      @notasoviet1016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That isn’t how you put out candles?

    • @gavinarbogast9036
      @gavinarbogast9036 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This bad boy can take 10 lazers

    • @kayinbeatty3651
      @kayinbeatty3651 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's not how u blowout candles

  • @17-.
    @17-. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    "The key to not getting third degree burns is by not letting it touch the skin"
    *casually burning the hairs off of his forearm*

  • @NovaStorm93
    @NovaStorm93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6164

    This man is running nerd software on chad hardware.

    • @technowiz1772
      @technowiz1772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +528

      With home alone kid audio

    • @lostdapack
      @lostdapack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Lmao

    • @Struggler3831
      @Struggler3831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Techno Wiz holy frick you’re right

    • @antonyjohansson4006
      @antonyjohansson4006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I was your 1000th like

    • @NovaStorm93
      @NovaStorm93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@antonyjohansson4006 Ok? Do you want a medal or something?

  • @BushCampingTools
    @BushCampingTools ปีที่แล้ว

    "Percussive maintenance" Beautiful! What a joy to be at uni with you.

  • @jarheadcalvin953
    @jarheadcalvin953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    Surgically removed a tumor from his own brain.
    "Oh wow, that's amazing."

    • @basilumeh2458
      @basilumeh2458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aaaaah, aaaaah, superman reference. I see you
      Internet props

  • @jaberus2
    @jaberus2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1169

    "Lets see if it burns the kids on the playground..."
    "Wow look at them run around in flames, haha."

    • @shayodom5271
      @shayodom5271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      uses illegal wepon fbi:thats a pass me:watched henti fbi:YOU SICK FUCK

    • @IWannaCry123
      @IWannaCry123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤔

    • @mr.aizawa5257
      @mr.aizawa5257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@shayodom5271 Let me fix that for you.
      StyroPyro: *Uses illegal weapon*
      FBI: Nothing wrong here...
      Me: *Watches hentai*
      FBI: YoU sIcK fUcK!

    • @mr.wizard2974
      @mr.wizard2974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol.aww man!

    • @Shrivellednutsack
      @Shrivellednutsack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Now I want one to burn kids with lol

  • @ripliner3964
    @ripliner3964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1778

    "The key to not getting third degree burns it not letting it touch the skin" metal line

    • @orsonpeters
      @orsonpeters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      30 seconds later: ow!

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@orsonpeters timestamp

    • @phoenixdrew8866
      @phoenixdrew8866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@stevethea5250 12:28

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@phoenixdrew8866 As an Australian I would like to say I am against the green card marriage system and that I strongly disbelieve in the people who so people have stop reading. I would like to sell myself for $65kAUD we can talk more over messages. Pls dm me

    • @unio7974
      @unio7974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@stevethea5250 tf???

  • @galanonim563
    @galanonim563 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Im scared of how dangerous and relatively available weapon this technology could be.

    • @DiegoLopez_3
      @DiegoLopez_3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao, have you seen what they did to Maui, Turkey, or that house in Chili, and I'm sure countless more incidents where this tech was used against its people by their own military. Obviously, they were just following orders from their government officials

    • @DiegoLopez_3
      @DiegoLopez_3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao, have you seen what they did to Maui, Turkey, or that house in Chili, and I'm sure countless more incidents where this tech was used against its people by their own military. Obviously, they were just following orders from their government officials

  • @floki8382
    @floki8382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    "Now it won't ignite my propane tank..
    ..but it can pop balloons with ease."
    So fill the balloons with propane

    • @skyscraper908
      @skyscraper908 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea cause that's one quick way to die

    • @Sheev3
      @Sheev3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He fr would've died if it lit

    • @ijent3819
      @ijent3819 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh your right

    • @pbrstreetgang2467
      @pbrstreetgang2467 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤔

    • @werxeh8027
      @werxeh8027 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sheev3 nah, I once had a full deodorant can explode in my face from about 3 feet away and I lived. I was deaf for 15 minutes, but otherwise fine. Tiny bit of uncompressed propane wouldn't do any harm.

  • @Thestandingturtle
    @Thestandingturtle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1864

    Normal people: blows out a candle
    This guy: applies blunt force

    • @cykakyasu8828
      @cykakyasu8828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @GameFan 2000 You know why they tell you to roll on the ground when you're on fire? Something similar to that.

    • @hibye-by3yb
      @hibye-by3yb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cykakyasu8828 you're smothering when you roll tho

    • @cykakyasu8828
      @cykakyasu8828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@hibye-by3yb Yes. You're smothering the fire so it dies.

    • @_TYE_
      @_TYE_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cyka Kyasu rolling on the floor while on fire is actually not good for you

    • @cykakyasu8828
      @cykakyasu8828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@_TYE_ Point is that fire can't stay lit without air but yeah i guess

  • @hunternelson3018
    @hunternelson3018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1741

    “Let’s see how much power i can get out of this thing”
    *replaces all of the components*

    • @hoagielamp6543
      @hoagielamp6543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He replaced the diode, heat sink, driver and batteries. It still looks the exact same minus the hole in the side.

    • @asckinha
      @asckinha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@hoagielamp6543 The diode is the "heart" of the laser. Changing the diode and all the control electronics is pretty much another laser in the same case.

    • @wiktorandrzejewski8242
      @wiktorandrzejewski8242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@hoagielamp6543 that’s like changing GPU, CPU, RAM, SSD and Power supply but leaving old case. At this point it’s just a new pc.

    • @dDoG91
      @dDoG91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wiktorandrzejewski8242 Yes, now where do I purchase those replacement parts shown in video? :D

    • @nickz2147
      @nickz2147 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well that was the point 9:43

  • @brandonpitre4196
    @brandonpitre4196 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can’t believe I’m just now finding this channel, it’s is incredible! And you did an incredible job explaining things

  • @MainelyMoto207
    @MainelyMoto207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3114

    After seeing this, I'm thoroughly convinced there's a laser rifle already in existence

    • @breadloaf4619
      @breadloaf4619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +385

      Oh there is but its made for drones. It’s against international law to use lasers against people because of the suffering it causes.

    • @GazBoyZ
      @GazBoyZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Bro really duhhh just cus you havent seen it (anything) doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist everything has already been discovered countless amount of times if not here on earth then in another world far from our sun 🌞

    • @echotweedy7321
      @echotweedy7321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@GazBoyZ this guy knows what’s up there’s 100% more species out there

    • @lebronjahames6170
      @lebronjahames6170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@echotweedy7321 Idk if its 100% but we'll know for sure in 948738 years

    • @draxxsklounst6595
      @draxxsklounst6595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      of course there is. it just costs wayyyyy too much to be practical.

  • @bruhmoment59183
    @bruhmoment59183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    styropryo: **makes highly illegal overpowered laser weapons**
    The FBI: Interesting.
    EDIT: For all those people who said that it isn’t illegal to make one, you are correct. But, it is illegal to sell one of this power, as he said in the video. The reason why is because unless given extreme permission, it is forbidden to sell high-powered laser technologies for safety reasons.

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The use for a laser like this is pretty limited outside manufacturing and lab use.

    • @silence439
      @silence439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Kryštof Píštěk You missed the joke.

    • @among-us-99999
      @among-us-99999 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "weapons"

    • @anonymous-fv4ec
      @anonymous-fv4ec 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kryštof Píštěk note : styro is wrong it is legal granted... laserpointersafety.com/rules-general/rules-US-consumers/rules-US-consumers.html too long to explain

    • @stolenmemes6823
      @stolenmemes6823 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Insert iCarly F.B.I meme

  • @binkthepidgeon7
    @binkthepidgeon7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Styropyro: ive spent 5years plus on laser safety
    **proceeds to use a 5w laser to shave**

    • @kenman665
      @kenman665 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      washing machine same

    • @MaynardOwns
      @MaynardOwns 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dudes got steady hands tho. Should be a surgeon, actually whatever the one that does newborn brain shit.

  • @wardaddy9910
    @wardaddy9910 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He completely rebuilt the laser. He kept the housing and the switch ... that isn't modifying the laser ... that is building a new laser.

  • @shizyninjarocks
    @shizyninjarocks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    "These are not toys"
    Kills someone*
    "Oh, whoa, cool"

  • @torkel4202
    @torkel4202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    Is this illegal?
    Well yes but actually no

    • @the_boring_onegames6241
      @the_boring_onegames6241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is this real
      Star Wars: well yes but actually no

    • @RandomzVideos
      @RandomzVideos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fbi comes in
      We are here to arrest you
      Me: Well yes but actually no, shows fbi eBay
      FBI: arrests themselves

    • @psychedelic_salad694
      @psychedelic_salad694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@the_boring_onegames6241 that was lame

    • @danbhakta
      @danbhakta 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What if some bullshit monolithic entity deemed that anyone named "Torkel Gamer" is illegal? Take a step back and anyone with the IQ of a pickle will realize how fucking stupid everything is.

    • @khalilbarkallah9998
      @khalilbarkallah9998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danbhakta the fuck are you talking about

  • @coreycahill1624
    @coreycahill1624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Does literally anything:
    "Ha-oh wow"

    • @sumpyori
      @sumpyori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hah wow that’s so cool, didn’t expect that

  • @stephencampbell9384
    @stephencampbell9384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your mods are a bit "Trigger's Broom", three new shafts, four new heads, but it's totally the same brush.
    Great video.

  • @thinkinboutcats
    @thinkinboutcats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    kidnaper: *tries to kidnap styro*
    styro: *PULLS OUT SELF DEFENCE LIGHTSABERS*

    • @wando5425
      @wando5425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don’t you just hate when people nape kids I’ve been KIDnaped

    • @bluu_dukky7908
      @bluu_dukky7908 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tf is a styro

    • @thinkinboutcats
      @thinkinboutcats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bluu_Dukky short way of saying styropyro

    • @persona8439
      @persona8439 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think its more like a fallout laser pistol.

    • @handlemonium
      @handlemonium 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cooler and less problematic than guns IMO ;)

  • @SavepointR
    @SavepointR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    “Now it won’t ignite my propane tank. But, it can pop balloons with ease.” -Styropyro 2019

    • @marc2377
      @marc2377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ..., standing less than one meter away from the propane tank

    • @mikemondano3624
      @mikemondano3624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Propane, like gasoline, won't ignite from heat. Check out Myth Busters on gas tanks. If there is no oxygen, they won't even burn if a match is tossed in.

    • @jessicawiebe7656
      @jessicawiebe7656 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikemondano3624 myth buster also debunk HHO and turns out you can run a car on HHO th-cam.com/video/vglRrAAeGnE/w-d-xo.html
      Mlitary knows it we cant know it so they debunked it cause then no more oil and gas money cause turns out we dont need gas just water and baking soda lol
      th-cam.com/video/uTOddz4x2M8/w-d-xo.html
      hmmm the heck???? you can use salt water too.
      requires no mechanical modification of engines just a unit to convert water in to a gas form with electrolysis plates. so yeah it can be made with a fuse 30 amps switch so it does not drain the car battery with direct connection and it has a kind of pulse pattern so yeah.
      not sure I trust myth busters at all since some of the myths they "bust" seem to be flat out proven to work and they are the "dont try it cause we know it work we cant let you know" people
      Then people say "water would rust the engine" nah if that were the case then they would be rusting already since on a humid day th engine sucks in water and Gas can have water in it as well and we never hear about rust in the engine but on the surface where oxygen is freely available and its too hot in the engine to keep the water inside and the salt does not go in to the engine its just a catalyst to conduct electricity to make the gas so that is not poured in to the engine.
      I may make me one of them units closed cell HHO generator.
      2 liters of water is equivalent to having like a full tank of gas like what??? can save a bunch of money with a generator and say screw you power company and have a water powered generator or something also added benefit it released more dense oxygen 30% that is more pure then the air outside.
      Funny they know about this and yet tax us on climate change right? but if we all swapped to water no profit for big oil go to a local stream and get more water lol.
      Also important to use one way check valves for gas safety to prevent flashback and people have also put in a copper mesh or extra measure and hook the intake to the air intake manifold near the air filter or direct to the engine.
      Myth busters didnt add a catalyst like salt or baking soda so theirs didnt work as good lol

    • @tristan6509
      @tristan6509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mikemondano3624 well most, if not all fires can't ignite without any oxygen...

  • @TheOGLober
    @TheOGLober 5 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    “It’s like a fancy candle lighter”
    *smacks the flame* 😂

    • @tomh2572
      @tomh2572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's chaotic neutral

    • @NarutoFranks23
      @NarutoFranks23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who is this mans

  • @saminsiddiquee2059
    @saminsiddiquee2059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He enjoys the process, and Its great to watch

  • @helmuthelmut6179
    @helmuthelmut6179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2647

    *scrolls through the comment section*
    “Oh wow, that's amazing.”

    • @moistpaper
      @moistpaper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Great Penguin Army I was just ab to comment that 🤣💀

    • @nickjones4253
      @nickjones4253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The best comment lmao

    • @strattino
      @strattino 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh wow

    • @thescooterman8745
      @thescooterman8745 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      me right now

    • @flavouredwater3896
      @flavouredwater3896 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t get the oh wow that’s amazing joke

  • @Bttroll
    @Bttroll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    Styropyro: I’ve learned so much about laser safety
    **Uses laser on arm**

    • @granitecitygaming4067
      @granitecitygaming4067 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      pretty much

    • @VishnuNambiarAwesome
      @VishnuNambiarAwesome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bruh moment

    • @StanTheBland
      @StanTheBland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Styropyro: *slices arm off* uh oh, looks like I've amped it up a little too high and created a light saber, tune in next week to see me create a robotic arm with the help of micheal revees, *waves bye with numb*

  • @pfpvita
    @pfpvita 5 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    *burns planet millions of miles away*
    -Oh,wow,That’s amazing!

    • @zahidshabir4038
      @zahidshabir4038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      nah Will Smith looks at the Planet using a telescope and says that's hot

    • @alexburns8497
      @alexburns8497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And... it did it WITH EASE

    • @mojosace
      @mojosace 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fotis Pandos 😂😂😂

    • @cryptokhan3582
      @cryptokhan3582 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And what planet would that be then mate?

    • @giusseppemariemilabo5303
      @giusseppemariemilabo5303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cryptokhan3582 UR ANUS

  • @Ilikehorse
    @Ilikehorse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you can realize how happy he is just through his VOICE, amazing :))

  • @Sickparty
    @Sickparty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    the dialogue is bringing me back to the 1990s

    • @MikoTheChild
      @MikoTheChild 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He reminds me of how the kid from Home Alone talks.

    • @laylanddawson2294
      @laylanddawson2294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I honestly thought this video was from the early 2000s

    • @n0wsinn
      @n0wsinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@laylanddawson2294 same

    • @cliques_3628
      @cliques_3628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sickparty wow wow wow

    • @JackRealUgly
      @JackRealUgly 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      「 Miko 」 oh cool, wow. It does the thing just like this.

  • @genericfakename8197
    @genericfakename8197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    "One slip and it's lights out forever"
    "Can I make this more powerful? Yes"
    I love this man

    • @mohammedzeeshanahmed1459
      @mohammedzeeshanahmed1459 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @beaneater6923
      @beaneater6923 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Henrique stfu

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@henriquemeiralins Religion is ok when it's kept inside a church or something related to the religion, pls get out thx

  • @justinnguyen3906
    @justinnguyen3906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    1:00 damn this guys sarcasm is on point
    2:24 oh thats just how he talks...

  • @badeugenecops4741
    @badeugenecops4741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't wait to jack up my new smaller laser. You are right, you can get ANYTHING on Ebay.

  • @ryguyryguyryguy
    @ryguyryguyryguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    2:10 "I'll never get paid to promote laser safety equipment"
    From one sentence alone I can tell you're a genuinely good guy

    • @Rotated
      @Rotated 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      proceeds to promote war robots

    • @jhauss1
      @jhauss1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Rotated That is very different than promoting the safety gear that keeps you from going blind...

    • @KodiGuides
      @KodiGuides 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Rotated hes pretty much saying he wont promote safety gear just incase it's not good and people buy it and get hurt, promoting a game is totally different

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KodiGuides but the point SI THAT HE SAID NOT SPONS THEN IS

    • @masons2442
      @masons2442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@seantaggart7382 except that's not the point. He wont be sponsored specifically by laser safety equipment as promoting bad safety equipment could lead to serious injury, and money clouds judgement. It's not just a no sponsors at all thing.

  • @thewonderfulsmiles2281
    @thewonderfulsmiles2281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    His tone is so relaxing yet scary, I feel like one day he’ll casually create a nuke and just say, “well the seller said it was safe, and looking at how this could destroy the earth, I’m gonna have some fun and make it even more powerful”

    • @noahswork7997
      @noahswork7997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr it’s ducking terrifying

  • @3DRC-707
    @3DRC-707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    "The key to not getting third degree burns, is don't let (the beam) touch your skin"
    Wisdom

    • @Immad1337
      @Immad1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      3D RC 3 seconds later “ow!”

    • @izabellasonier7444
      @izabellasonier7444 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brilliant

    • @kansas813
      @kansas813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the key to not starting a nuclear war is to not get hit by a nuclear bomb. then iits just you bullying the other countries with your nukes

    • @fuhrervader94
      @fuhrervader94 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The more you know

    • @jitendraprabhu3313
      @jitendraprabhu3313 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolute Transcendence

  • @rensee1165
    @rensee1165 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    nileblue + styropyro + mark rober = world domination

  • @rangerfurby
    @rangerfurby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3321

    Another video,
    Another confirmation that you're still alive.

    • @thijs-p9185
      @thijs-p9185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hi

    • @Asylus
      @Asylus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For now

    • @jimmyostler8946
      @jimmyostler8946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Or not arrested by the FBI

    • @OGmolton1
      @OGmolton1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh my geez!! Are all these guys videos so dangerous? Is this the guy that made the thermite launcher? (for the love of god, don't make a thermite launcher, that shit is beyond stupid)

    • @aidanpratt
      @aidanpratt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Do u got a light?
      Wear these glasses first.

  • @kyb3r658
    @kyb3r658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2453

    *nukes the planet*
    "Oh wow, that's amazing."

    • @DzHarryNuttz
      @DzHarryNuttz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahaha

    • @Sergio-fu7mv
      @Sergio-fu7mv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @letsgooo3208
      @letsgooo3208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In a monotone voice too lol

    • @Jac0bIAm
      @Jac0bIAm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ahahhahahah

    • @actualtrash1479
      @actualtrash1479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Ha it caught on fire, that's so cool"

  • @zygarde9939
    @zygarde9939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    This man makes doomsday devices as a hobby. Its the most amazing thing ever.

    • @roadroller8851
      @roadroller8851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This guy should make a collaboration with Michael Reeves

  • @DJR4TL3Y
    @DJR4TL3Y 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The way he just smaked the candle after he lit it made me want to binge watch all his videos

  • @thesmartI
    @thesmartI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2132

    "this laser is way above the legal limit"
    Proceeds to make it even more powerful

    • @byront2115
      @byront2115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      *ahem* legal limit for export my friend

    • @yoboijerry5519
      @yoboijerry5519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don’t break the law God put the law for a reason , God bless and Jesus loves you !

    • @sudoscience5084
      @sudoscience5084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No, we’re not a theocracy

    • @user-fn5ix3tu8n
      @user-fn5ix3tu8n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fuck you

    • @harrygrindrod1156
      @harrygrindrod1156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@yoboijerry5519 shut up

  • @lenchocruz4255
    @lenchocruz4255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2164

    This dudes funny and he isn’t even trying

    • @OBIONE521
      @OBIONE521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You sure about that 😑

    • @jol1337
      @jol1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      what do you mean 'he isn't even trying' that's not true

    • @gnsfreaky3251
      @gnsfreaky3251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Uh actually he's trying to hard

    • @dylanmetz3440
      @dylanmetz3440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LaChota that creepy smile is what pulls and sucks is all in

    • @reecehughes3111
      @reecehughes3111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He try’s to hard

  • @AidanG925
    @AidanG925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9110

    this guy talks like a living user’s manual

    • @whoisant1479
      @whoisant1479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      😂😂😂

    • @melissaromero5470
      @melissaromero5470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I was the thousandth like

    • @ztido
      @ztido 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      r/rareinsult

    • @deathlizard3047
      @deathlizard3047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I wish I could talk like that, It's not even an insult.

    • @EgHatchK24a2
      @EgHatchK24a2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aidan G 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @info-hub457
    @info-hub457 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you deserve a position of professor in MIT. The amount of knowledge you have is amazing