2020 World's most powerful CW handheld laser

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    I built the world's most powerful handheld laser! The output power is over 100W, which is literally insane.
    I scored an engineering sample for a very powerful laser diode array recently and decided to jam it in a handheld housing. The extremely powerful laser diode array is rated for 95W of output power and is capable of more than that. At such extreme power in such a small package, this makes for what is likely the most powerful handheld laser in the world.
    The laser diode array was probably made for use in high efficiency laser driven light sources like hybrid DLP projectors, and in fact these kinds of sources are likely to become used more and more often in the future. In fact the 2014 Nobel prize in physics was given for the blue LED which directly led to the blue laser diode, and both of these are used in some of the most efficient white light sources ever made.
    That's not the only piece of Nobel Prize winning tech in this build though. In fact this project would not have been possible without the development of high energy density lithium batteries, which actually won the 2019 Nobel Prize in chemistry!
    For the build I used an old radar gun that my friend scored from a junkyard, and removed the internals other than switches. I ground down a big chunk of aluminum to use as a heatsink, and bolted down the laser array using indium foil. For the drivers I used linear regulators that happen to be fairly efficient due to the relatively high voltages involved. The stock switch would have likely been yeeted if I used it to switch on the powerful circuit, so I rewired it so that a big power MOSFET handles the bulk of the power switching.
    After building it, I tested it against several different materials and items, starting with common tricks used with handheld lasers (popping balloons, igniting cardboard, etc.) before moving up to some extreme demos like melting glass and cutting steel. The fact that a handheld laser can do this is unbelievable, and is only possible due to the groundbreaking research done by scientists and engineers over the years.
    Obviously a laser like this requires wearing high OD laser goggles at all times when using it, as it is a whopping 200 times over the threshold of the highest danger ratings for laser. That being said, you don't have to get into record breaking territory before you need to wear goggles when using lasers. Even cheap $2 laser pointers bought online are often extremely dangerous as they usually turn out much stronger than advertised!!
    The song during the heatsink montage is "Give" by Silent Partner

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  • @Mott2
    @Mott2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21978

    *Points laser into the sky and slices a Boeing 747 in half*
    Styro: "Wow cuts right through it like butter!"

    • @Crypteddd
      @Crypteddd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +555

      “WWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHOOWW”

    • @ifyouwoooshmeyouhavesmallp7603
      @ifyouwoooshmeyouhavesmallp7603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      Oh that explains flight mh 17

    • @mug875
      @mug875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      *ahem* it’s Boeing 747-400, if your referring to that type, there is 747-200, 747-8, 747-SOFIA and the one that NASA made I forget what it’s called..... Sorry to bother >-

    • @ifyouwoooshmeyouhavesmallp7603
      @ifyouwoooshmeyouhavesmallp7603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      @@mug875 *NERD*

    • @rexromani2415
      @rexromani2415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      My thought exactly

  • @Whodagod
    @Whodagod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1168

    2:34 "If you tried any of this at home, you'd probably die." His voice just sells it.

    • @bigmac963
      @bigmac963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You stole my name😂

    • @fluffypaws6953
      @fluffypaws6953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bigmac963 🤣👍

    • @Guardrailkid
      @Guardrailkid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bigmac963 go away western spy burger

    • @Rew69
      @Rew69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Guardrailkid which one?

    • @Guardrailkid
      @Guardrailkid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rew69 big mac

  • @Loilipopl
    @Loilipopl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10137

    “Hey guys I brought my own custom gun to laser tag”

    • @gristlevonraben
      @gristlevonraben 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

      Run!

    • @WhoThisMonkey
      @WhoThisMonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@lanye2708
      You just had to ruin it with theism didn't you.

    • @NineSun001
      @NineSun001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      @@WhoThisMonkey mimimi he said a word I didn't like. Fucking idiot.

    • @Hammyhamlove
      @Hammyhamlove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      British Wrath are you fucking stupid

    • @fairwitness7473
      @fairwitness7473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      "Mother of God..." Broken Lizard Production - Super Troopers.

  • @chuckEcheddarcheese
    @chuckEcheddarcheese 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Imagine breaking into this guys house only to be vaporized by a handheld laser cannon

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He's definitely got a stronger one for personal use 😉

    • @nameless......................
      @nameless...................... 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      POW! YOU ARE DEAD!
      I AM DEAD!
      this guy is dead?
      yes, I AM DEAD.
      why is this guy dead?
      i dunno.
      i think it was- SHH, YOU ARE DEAD
      oke *gmod collision glitch sounds*

    • @RobW-l7n
      @RobW-l7n 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      melted by acid, burned, exploded, shot by cannon, irradiated, microwaved, suffocated by toxic gas

  • @dmsanct
    @dmsanct 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2753

    this guy was voted class "most likely to turn into an evil villain"
    Also, buying lasers online is the only time in your life you get ripped off by getting something better than you expected

    • @poppedweasel
      @poppedweasel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Yeah, but he's more of a Hank Scorpio style, likeable supervillain.

    • @ED-yy4te
      @ED-yy4te 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He'll most likely turn into Tony Stark.

    • @kanarieV3
      @kanarieV3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No wait he's right

    • @frankynakamoto2308
      @frankynakamoto2308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Technically is not a laser, is a hologram created in a cylinder shape, laser is not holographic image, and neither lighting is electricity, is only holograms in the form of cylinders trying
      I repeat
      Trying to make it seem as if it was a laser, but is not, deceptive form of speech.

    • @grimoireh3471
      @grimoireh3471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@frumpycrust it's beyond our comprehension
      he is a celestial being
      a specimen above all

  • @jking4854
    @jking4854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1718

    His voice is so commercial, it's like
    "I'm styropyro, i made the most powerful hand held laser in the world, and you're watching disney channel".

    • @gregorallen6076
      @gregorallen6076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Proceeds to burn Mickey Mouse into the camera lens with a laser

    • @devoblanco1337
      @devoblanco1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is actually really flattering. Its a rare thing.

    • @HealableToast
      @HealableToast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      JKing I was thinking more Home alone Kevin type voice

    • @milmil5350
      @milmil5350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh snap I actually heard his voice in my head as I read this sentence. I can't unhear that. He really does have a Disney channel voice. 😂

    • @milmil5350
      @milmil5350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@HealableToast he reminded me of Kevin from Home Alone as well. That's how I initially pictured him. 😁 Either way, he has a voice suitable for TV -- oddly enough for kid-friendly family television

  • @windowsexecutive8242
    @windowsexecutive8242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    styropyro:*goes missing*
    Military:”Nothing to see here”

    • @crash-ew6hw
      @crash-ew6hw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Military:*holds styropyro hostage*
      Media: um...whatcha got there?
      Military: a smoothie

    • @Silverdev2482
      @Silverdev2482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no they would have him develop weapons

    • @piggynatorcool668
      @piggynatorcool668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Silverdev2482 thats what their saying

    • @Silverdev2482
      @Silverdev2482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I r/wooooshed myself big oof

    • @itsmikoton
      @itsmikoton 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They got him

  • @alphazuluz
    @alphazuluz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    It’s good to see that the laser community is so safety conscious. It reminds me of the gun community. The difference is that lasers seem so innocent. Everyone knows guns can kill you. I was lurking the laser forums a few years ago, planning to build a really powerful (maybe 1W I think) blue laser. Then I started to realize that it’s just not worth it. You have to wear glasses to be safe, which means you can’t really even see the beam, and if you did accidentally hit something reflective that shot the beam back into your eye, you would be blinded before you can blink. Scary stuff.

    • @kanecaston1828
      @kanecaston1828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But at least you'd only be blinded in one eye

    • @fizzmoe9846
      @fizzmoe9846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      the gun community carries many dangerous ideas. Most notably the idea that one should be in the chamber when carrying or at home. saying you should have one in the chamcer so youre ready to wake up and immediately protect yourself is about as stupid as saying it would ever be safe to wake up and immediately take control of a semi truck going 70mph. you're gonna kill someone. you need to have time to think before you aim that thing anywhere, and the time to chamber is at least some

    • @punkfingerboards6283
      @punkfingerboards6283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@fizzmoe9846 Um....no on every "point".
      Liberalism and talking about guns should never mix.

    • @MangasColoradas941
      @MangasColoradas941 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fizzmoe9846 in your home is absolutely debatable, especially if you have kids, but you're an idiot if you don't think its practical to carry when out and about. the simple fact of the matter is that the broad majority of cases where you would NEED to draw your gun is in very close distances, and at such distances you might not be able to pull your gun out and chamber a round before your assailant either already fucked you up or caught wind of what your doing and either closes the distance or puts you out of business first. the reason i bring up distance, however, is mostly your point about "thinking where you're aiming" which is silly, you don't think; you act on your training, which is why most self defense advocates stress the importance of drilling yourself so that such actions become second nature. Likewise, at such short distances you don't need to carefully think and aim as if you were placing a long distance shot in a competition or something along those lines

    • @fizzmoe9846
      @fizzmoe9846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@MangasColoradas941 situational awareness beats everything else. seeing the situation unfold and getting the hell out is the best thing to do in most cases. Also, most people carrying guns don't have anywhere near a level of training with their firearm to be considered even competent. probably not even considered safe. Most people who carry a gun are putting themselves and others lives at risks by doing so. They should not have one in the chamber at a minimum

  • @ouqod
    @ouqod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1005

    Laser: **shoots through metal**
    THE US MILITARY WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

    • @mrt4755
      @mrt4755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      th-cam.com/video/UcatB6koV8o/w-d-xo.html the military has toys far more powerful already and god only know whats still classified

    • @mrt4755
      @mrt4755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/tyUh_xSjvXQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @elizabethpotter3007
      @elizabethpotter3007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      But he’d be pretty good at developing weapons for them

    • @MrDrDealGood
      @MrDrDealGood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How do you know he dosent already 😉.

    • @seekerscovereal
      @seekerscovereal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      we're getting close to star wars territory

  • @bsnr5464
    @bsnr5464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    burglar: ima rob him
    styro: hippity hoppity your eyes are my property

    • @soggyoldrat3408
      @soggyoldrat3408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Макс нян кет his eyes gonna be liquid by the time Styro is done

    • @AlejoRuy
      @AlejoRuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t LMAO 😂

    • @user-vr5zk9ox8d
      @user-vr5zk9ox8d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Макс нян кет *Insert Plankton screaming “MY EYES”*

    • @Cammi_Rosalie
      @Cammi_Rosalie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think that laser would turn the burglars mushy, gelatinous orbs into a rapidly expanding, boiling mess of goo and gas.
      Burglar: Gimme all your...
      Styro: "Ah-ha! * pulls out laser and beams burglars eyes *
      Eyes: POPOP! Sizzle... *top half of head falls to floor with a wet splat.

    • @borkiboi2667
      @borkiboi2667 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

  • @demogadget
    @demogadget 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2415

    2030 styropyro: I have burnt a hole in the moon

  • @allegropianist6701
    @allegropianist6701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    "It's 2020 and I want to celebrate" those words did not age well

    • @DGPlasmLIVE
      @DGPlasmLIVE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao...

    • @tacosniffer
      @tacosniffer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This video was also uploaded on March 13...

    • @DGPlasmLIVE
      @DGPlasmLIVE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tacosniffer 😂

    • @WalmartBrandClothingItems
      @WalmartBrandClothingItems 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this was before COVID too 🤣🤣

    • @colonelburton8451
      @colonelburton8451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why? For those of us that didn't participate in the apocalyptic LARP, life pretty much went on as normal and we had a good laugh about the normies wearing face diapers

  • @guyinaroom7771
    @guyinaroom7771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    This dude makes so many incredibly dangerous devices, breaks so many records, makes military grade lasers on the daily and puts it all on TH-cam

    • @deepstariaenigmatica2601
      @deepstariaenigmatica2601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      seriously, I'm upset that I'm discovering his channel now lol.

    • @willpeeler8547
      @willpeeler8547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FBI open-up!!!

    • @AnArtistsWorks
      @AnArtistsWorks 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      GuyInARoom yup LoL he should work for the military

  • @totallynotbluu
    @totallynotbluu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    "there is no reason this should exist"
    Welcome to the internet.

    • @josebarria3233
      @josebarria3233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wonder what would be the rule 34 version of this..

    • @trexmidnite
      @trexmidnite 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The way this asshole talks is incredibly annoying..

    • @USS_ESSEX_CV-9
      @USS_ESSEX_CV-9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trexmidnite who the TH-camr or one of the two commenters

  • @doubl33eagle
    @doubl33eagle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    This guy sounds so joyful about the fact that he just created a weapon to surpass metal gear

    • @MAR-wo4mc
      @MAR-wo4mc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All hes missing is a mk 23 and genetic engineering which is probably something he can do

    • @kasper131313
      @kasper131313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha soo true xD

  • @NXHLVS
    @NXHLVS ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The random little bits of comedy you interject - like your power tool destruction or the way you stomp out that paper bag - are what elevates your videos from good to great

  • @mario_nate
    @mario_nate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    Someone: *breaks into his house*
    This man: *”ALLOW ME TO MELT YOUR EYEBALLS”*

    • @joule8878
      @joule8878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      UI shaggy

    • @CALISUPERSPORT
      @CALISUPERSPORT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Also styro: Now I'll laser engrave my name on your ass cheeks

    • @kommandantvalentine6272
      @kommandantvalentine6272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      His gonna snipe the ISS with his next project 😂

    • @nt7594
      @nt7594 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TARDIS VON ROUVEN ......??.?

    • @gingerlyshrimp8480
      @gingerlyshrimp8480 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tardisvonrouven1378 pla go back to reddit

  • @mechanicrabbit7870
    @mechanicrabbit7870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    i like it how at one point in the video he goes from a magician to an alchemist

    • @eggrolltheillegal6201
      @eggrolltheillegal6201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So did he level down or up?

    • @Jacob1Jacob2
      @Jacob1Jacob2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@eggrolltheillegal6201 no he switched classes but alchemist is more powerful

    • @SeaEmpire
      @SeaEmpire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah I was already in awe of the laser stuff and then he just whips a potion and sets it on fire wtf
      🧙🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️

  • @yummyherbicide7296
    @yummyherbicide7296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1884

    Imagine being a swat sent to take away his super weapons then suddenly you are blind and on fire

    • @francescocommisso5352
      @francescocommisso5352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Blind and on fire. Goddamn that's terrifying

    • @ramosivan407
      @ramosivan407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He could take over a state 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @Alexander_Kale
      @Alexander_Kale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Scary part about this? In a few years you won't have to imagine anymore, if technology continues to advance like this.

    • @esuil
      @esuil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Usage of lasers in warfare or combat is prohibited by most war conventions, so using it as an civilian is sure way to suicide.

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Only not.

  • @racinmasonb
    @racinmasonb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Watching a true machinist work is fascinating 😍

    • @Nyitemare
      @Nyitemare ปีที่แล้ว +1

      underrated comment 🤣

  • @mattg6834
    @mattg6834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    This guy is the king of “This video seems like its clickbait but its not” videos

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Matt G
      It *is* _pretty _*_crazy_* what this man can get up to, ngl.

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @memelashoto
      They _did_ shut him down for showing how to make weapons a few times though

    • @applesauce9718
      @applesauce9718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ivory AS we don’t realize it but he could legit become a super villican create laser swords bullet proof suit like I swear I’m kinda scared.

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@applesauce9718
      We could learn how to do it ourselves. The science seems like something we can all get with enough practice and experience.
      -I plan to do something like it myself someday-

    • @applesauce9718
      @applesauce9718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ivory AS your right th- what what

  • @jasper7586
    @jasper7586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    Some kids in my engineering class were talking about this guy and I'm not disappointed. This guy is insane and I love it.

    • @esmemii584
      @esmemii584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh so you werent paying attention in class you sinner

    • @jasper7586
      @jasper7586 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@esmemii584 We we’re talking about what models we were gonna build for our final project. Plus it was the end of class

    • @lukaposeidon8490
      @lukaposeidon8490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jasper7586 It was a joke i believe lol.

    • @jasper7586
      @jasper7586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Tom next years school shootings are gonna be on a different level

    • @dimasarya8815
      @dimasarya8815 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @XxOVERLORDxX uhhhh

  • @urmagistrate1285
    @urmagistrate1285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1170

    "so what can I even do with this thing?"
    *shoots commercial airliner out of the sky*

    • @gootz3182
      @gootz3182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Underrated

    • @dacian2856
      @dacian2856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Remotely detonates a nuclear bomb in korea

    • @cybert0r
      @cybert0r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      causes enormous solar flare

    • @Katzenkotze85
      @Katzenkotze85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ...or set the moon on fire... ;)

    • @ambrosekillpack4841
      @ambrosekillpack4841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It'd probably give the pilot a macula hole even from THAT distance.

  • @UnderRenovations
    @UnderRenovations 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    3:21 delivery man: sorry i'm lost.
    styro: look up and follow the beacon.
    delivery man: omg i see it im not lost anymore thanks!

  • @Abi-2790
    @Abi-2790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1399

    >He makes powerful lasers
    >He has a cat
    Me: **concern**

    • @BeHappyTo
      @BeHappyTo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      his cat wears welding goggles

    • @sa1936
      @sa1936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Don’t fuck with laser cats

    • @polynumerous7403
      @polynumerous7403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dr pyro

    • @MolecularMindz
      @MolecularMindz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We have Chinese food

    • @falleneldor
      @falleneldor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sa1936 I had almost completely forgotten how awesome laser cats was. The last time SNL was funny.

  • @tore2737
    @tore2737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    At this point it’s muscle memory to just skip ahead when I hear “raid shadow legends”

    • @intraterrestrial5035
      @intraterrestrial5035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      you can't hate em tho, they pay all your favorite content creators in a way that bypasses YT's algorithms. they probably pay the creators more than you do.

    • @tumbleezy
      @tumbleezy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@intraterrestrial5035 mmm hows that boot taste?

    • @syrialak101
      @syrialak101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@intraterrestrial5035 For real, tho

    • @rogthepirate4593
      @rogthepirate4593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@intraterrestrial5035 sure I can hate them. While you make a good point, the product they're peddling is still a disgustingly predatory shitpile of a "game".

    • @ff7omega
      @ff7omega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like Raid: Cancer Legends

  • @scooble_
    @scooble_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1012

    “Where are the bodies of those robbers?”
    *Gone, Reduced to atoms*

    • @dragonboi6744
      @dragonboi6744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Robbers realising what house they are in after they here someone wake up
      why do I hear boss music

    • @dragonboi6744
      @dragonboi6744 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alexander Baumgartner ?

    • @dragonboi6744
      @dragonboi6744 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alexander Baumgartner thanks I’ll fix it

    • @user_friendly_9388
      @user_friendly_9388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You misspelled Raiders.

    • @floridacooking7018
      @floridacooking7018 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      PLRLS or portable longrange lightsaber

  • @vinnystrobel1564
    @vinnystrobel1564 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bravo man. I'm so hooked on your vids. Between your experiments and your dry( genuis) sense of humor. I'm in. Good job dude

  • @CrushOfSiel
    @CrushOfSiel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Terminator: "phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range"
    Styropyro: "nice choice"
    Terminator: "uzi 9 mm."
    Styropyro: "Hey pal just what you see."

    • @0sdm
      @0sdm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hahahha, exactly

    • @shelby3822
      @shelby3822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣

    • @logicplague
      @logicplague 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice!

    • @HYBECTIVE
      @HYBECTIVE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is perfect! 😂

    • @SSJSHARPIE
      @SSJSHARPIE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gotta love the algorithm for putting that clip right before this one!

  • @calibr0636
    @calibr0636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    This guy could be speaking in sarcasm and I wouldn’t know

    • @Pimp482
      @Pimp482 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don P yes exactly

    • @somethingsketches
      @somethingsketches 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dark_shadow don’t worry, id rather watch Michael too

    • @dankacerek3483
      @dankacerek3483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He probably spoke about the ad with sarcasm, but because of this precise reason he knew about, it got lost :)

    • @eyesneveropen-meow-5125
      @eyesneveropen-meow-5125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmao he sounds like todd howard

    • @kaiekai5995
      @kaiekai5995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SomethingSketches then why did you watch it..

  • @kerbo1100
    @kerbo1100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    12:04 “The power density is already way higher than my laser bazooka” Your *WHAT*

    • @primaldialga4743
      @primaldialga4743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nathaniel Snyder ikr

    • @vannessa0105
      @vannessa0105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      th-cam.com/video/IzUoe-9bKa0/w-d-xo.html (everyone who needs context)

    • @crusader3444
      @crusader3444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Meanwhile in area 51

    • @pixelyz7792
      @pixelyz7792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      CLAP DEM ALIEN CHEEKS BOI

    • @menghao737
      @menghao737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      First time on the channel, huh? I'm pretty sure this kid is a super villain...or he's building an arsenal for one.

  • @ΝΕΙ
    @ΝΕΙ ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “This is going to look ridiculous at full power!” We thought that would be his last words, but the legend is still here.

  • @cooperdavis9663
    @cooperdavis9663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    "Before we fire my new Death Star, I'd like to thank our sponsor: Raid Shadow Legends"

    • @pinkmysteryman
      @pinkmysteryman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      WHHHYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @cheesyretz
      @cheesyretz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underated comment

    • @randomd2146
      @randomd2146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is a spoiler for the special video at December 2020

    • @Bruno_Noobador
      @Bruno_Noobador 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      420 likes, nice

  • @Clarity23e
    @Clarity23e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    His parent in the middle of the night waking up to light is that the sun? Oh no its just our son creating the infinity stones

  • @biscuitsgaming5333
    @biscuitsgaming5333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    2020: World's most powerful CW handheld laser
    2025: Death Star
    2026: Hand held Death Star

    • @johnreaper4452
      @johnreaper4452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      2026 : particul Canon activated

    • @d.a9709
      @d.a9709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2030: gamma radiation laser
      2033: hand held gamma radiation laser

    • @buttlessbandit6100
      @buttlessbandit6100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @memelashoto 2040: i met god and was not impressed.

    • @applesauce9718
      @applesauce9718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      memelashoto I killed the devil and was not satisfied

    • @applesauce9718
      @applesauce9718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      memelashoto I killed Jesus and was not impressed

  • @made-of-induction-coils
    @made-of-induction-coils 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:25's "Huh, that's terrifying" in the most ambiguous tone ever has me in shambles

  • @shivamnaik8166
    @shivamnaik8166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    He sounds as if Kevin from Home Alone was narrating himself making his traps.

    • @AT330e
      @AT330e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I thinks it’s just autism

    • @yapflipthegrunt4687
      @yapflipthegrunt4687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jamal O’Reilly definitely. I have autism and i am exactly like this

    • @Joe-un6xz
      @Joe-un6xz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking the same thing lmao

    • @soltrice
      @soltrice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yapflipthegrunt4687 damn, didnt know that

    • @helper_bot
      @helper_bot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yapflipthegrunt4687 me too

  • @taking_wins97
    @taking_wins97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    Imagine breaking into this guys house and he pulls out a laser

    • @isaiahmiranda7609
      @isaiahmiranda7609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Wrong TH-camr, but...
      *_"Let me show you it's features...!"_*

    • @david4jet553
      @david4jet553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@isaiahmiranda7609 "laughs evily"

    • @twistedfoot6808
      @twistedfoot6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dr Cure or he just says “this video is sponsored by raid shadow legends” the invader will run

    • @nathan.847
      @nathan.847 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@isaiahmiranda7609 I cant tell which youtuber? Doug demuro?

    • @isaiahmiranda7609
      @isaiahmiranda7609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nathan.847 JoergSprave

  • @hacksmith
    @hacksmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7414

    This is so awesome! Can't wait for our collab ;)

    • @phoebe3518
      @phoebe3518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Never thought I'd see the day 😮😮

    • @gatesgang3828
      @gatesgang3828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      *inhales happily*

    • @1h3art_mys3lf-
      @1h3art_mys3lf- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      This shall go down in history

    • @alexyochum5648
      @alexyochum5648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      YESS!!!!

    • @rojiii69420
      @rojiii69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Holy mother of mars

  • @PAX75
    @PAX75 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    11:03 my favorite part in all the laser videos is when he says “that’s insane!”

  • @real-em4el
    @real-em4el 4 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    “The power density is already way higher than my laser bazooka” THE WHAT

    • @COBRAC0MMANDER
      @COBRAC0MMANDER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @G.O.D 7 4years ago. imagine 4years from now. handheld laser that cuts a fcking car

    • @polydullmemes3497
      @polydullmemes3497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@COBRAC0MMANDER a whole planet you mean

  • @sonicjon9993
    @sonicjon9993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Styro: "I wonder if it can cut through steel wool!"
    Me: "You just melted glass, what do you think!"

    • @Silrak50
      @Silrak50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glass amd steel melt at different temperatures

    • @NoahmassMulti
      @NoahmassMulti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Silrak50 yeah he knows that

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *steel wool is already flammable, so yeah*

    • @tristanstephens2290
      @tristanstephens2290 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scottmantooth8785 *BUT HOW?*

    • @skylight4344
      @skylight4344 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tristan Stephens idk

  • @CheesMang
    @CheesMang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    This guy sounds so sarcastic when he’s surprised.

  • @Davodeeo
    @Davodeeo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Imagine some poor guy robbing the wrong house and being blinded, cut in half, and set on fire

  • @VioletValk
    @VioletValk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1058

    Styro: **lights house on fire**
    Also Styro: “Oh man, wow! Look at that! Oh, and there goes my life savings. Wow! That’s so cool!”

  • @BrassAxe
    @BrassAxe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    This would probably make a great home defense weapon.. Criminals expect dogs, alarms, guns, baseball bats.. But..... Imagine breaking into a house.. Suddenly you go blind and you start to catch on fire and you hear a faint voice in the background "It's slicing though him like butter!"

    • @lbk1982
      @lbk1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      hahaha that needs to be a comedy skit

    • @callumwalker1299
      @callumwalker1299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That was oddly sexual

    • @virtualtools_3021
      @virtualtools_3021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@callumwalker1299 get your mind out of the gutter

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      This is better than guns because how do you even defend yourself from this?

    • @etgha
      @etgha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I like your profile. I saw the name, and was curious as to whether this is actually a brass axe in a comments section. So I did some digging and looked through your channel, though failing to find anything that might give me closure as to whether you are a brass axe. However, in your profile picture, you do clearly show an image of, what I can only presume is, yourself, which asserted that you are in fact an axe. I sent this image to one of my friend brass axe experts and he was able to verify that this axe (you) shown in the profile picture, is in fact made of brass. I would like to commend you on your accuracy of profile title, and profile picture, and also your ability to type as an axe. I hope you have a good day.

  • @RickSanchez-qq2my
    @RickSanchez-qq2my 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    2021 styropro: "hey, guys I made and launched my own solar DEW(direct energy weapon)"
    2030 styropyro: "check out my brand new death star, this thing can decimate entire planets and blow your retinas out, don't forget laser safety haha"

    • @pagdown08sucker7ful
      @pagdown08sucker7ful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He basically made a little mini Death Star just get a Lego version of Alderaan and then point that laser at it

  • @MicaAvali
    @MicaAvali ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Styro… saying “It’s the year 2020 and I want to celebrate” on Friday the 13th of March was not a good idea! 💀

  • @setblink6200
    @setblink6200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +972

    Styropyro:World's most powerful CW handheld laser
    Me: What did it cost?
    Styropyro: Raid shadow legends

    • @necronomicon1472
      @necronomicon1472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Everything!

    • @necronomicon1472
      @necronomicon1472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @VËÑĮ VÎDĪ VÌÇÍ No, it cost him everything.
      th-cam.com/video/ehcp_lI5CAc/w-d-xo.html

    • @callummclaine9160
      @callummclaine9160 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it was joke at first. But I’m happy that he’s gonna get some revenue at last. (Not that I know how well he’s doing, but knowing the state of TH-cam 🤔🤔)

    • @thehumblehermit6186
      @thehumblehermit6186 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why..WHYYY

    • @hongodongo9053
      @hongodongo9053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ΔΠDRΣШ LΔSTΠΔMΣ Keep the dignity, this guy's got a deathray

  • @electricenergy116
    @electricenergy116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3394

    His titles sound like clickbait *but they aren’t and that scares me*

    • @hd_narwalz6705
      @hd_narwalz6705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Its even more scary that he clearly knows what hes doing with electronics

    • @epion660
      @epion660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@hd_narwalz6705 Kinda like electroboom. Seems like he'd be an idiot, but he's actually acting.

    • @wambanikev182
      @wambanikev182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Skynet

    • @diamondbeater8121
      @diamondbeater8121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      "it's the year 2020 and I want to celebrate" that was both the last time that was said and the worst thing that could be said

    • @blueberry3d783
      @blueberry3d783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Now i can't comment something about he not click bating scares me

  • @binkosmith4807
    @binkosmith4807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    2011: pops balloons with handheld Lazer
    2020: cuts metal with handheld Lazer
    2030: cuts earth in half with handheld Lazer

    • @djstatyk1540
      @djstatyk1540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Us military actually has lasers powerful enough to start fires from a few miles high. Dew's. Citizens of california reported seeing these lasers igniting Fields. these reports were written off as lies, Photoshop and other innocuous excuses. They exist, and are very real.

    • @dumb_nauka
      @dumb_nauka 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you like it, you need to see my lasergun, based on 30w CO2 tube.

    • @dwindeyer
      @dwindeyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @GamingSpace GS Cereal contains synthetic mind control chemicals

    • @ethanhunt8574
      @ethanhunt8574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@djstatyk1540 wear your tin foil hat

    • @interlamer7480
      @interlamer7480 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@djstatyk1540 DEW is supposed to be all capitalized. It's an acronym for Directed Energy Weapon.

  • @arronpavitt7062
    @arronpavitt7062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Amazing. I think it's my favourite thing you've built. Thank you for the content

  • @deviousreynard-3855
    @deviousreynard-3855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1675

    This guy is not allowed within 1 mile of Lazer tag arenas...

    • @thisaccountisuseless864
      @thisaccountisuseless864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      DeviousReynard - You kids like my new weapon?

    • @TrustTheFund
      @TrustTheFund 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      With a laser, that's not far enough.

    • @mememan2293
      @mememan2293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      i sawed this child in half

    • @fireyblazemaster3253
      @fireyblazemaster3253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DeviousReynard - What about 1 mile and 1 centemeter!

    • @christensanders9909
      @christensanders9909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Cuts through them like butter

  • @nekomair8784
    @nekomair8784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1376

    Society: “You can’t be successful by just sitting in your house all day.”
    One psychopath in his garage:
    “Hold my laser diode.”

    • @isaiahramirez8476
      @isaiahramirez8476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nekomair one laser pointy boi

    • @RossAlexFlips
      @RossAlexFlips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Psychopath?

    • @TheMarcQ
      @TheMarcQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And my RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

    • @supernova4378
      @supernova4378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imagine a crossover event with Michael reeves

    • @NigelTolley
      @NigelTolley 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dams936 Subtle. However would they catch him?

  • @pottby
    @pottby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    alternate title: man flexes his literal death ray for 20 minutes

    • @variouspeople6196
      @variouspeople6196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Eh include the sponser

    • @sleepygyro1074
      @sleepygyro1074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pucci? Funny seeing you here

    • @BillyBobbu
      @BillyBobbu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Alternate title: Man blinds entire town by shining a laser

    • @sheltonstudiossf
      @sheltonstudiossf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @saky29
      @saky29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Near Florida man lights block on fire. More at 19:00 p.m.

  • @Killerfudgestick9266
    @Killerfudgestick9266 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Hey everybody, it's the year 2020 and I want to celebrate." 💀

  • @olliedennison8650
    @olliedennison8650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    2020 Styro: makes 100 watt laser
    2030 Styro: Hey guys I made a fully working turbolaser turret from Star Wars

    • @RoastHardy
      @RoastHardy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true

    • @uberau9653
      @uberau9653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *but I also thought that blowing a couple planets is not that much actually, so I implified the power of it just a little bit

  • @Bmx2live2008
    @Bmx2live2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    He's one bad day away from becoming a supervillain, someone make sure he gets what he wants

    • @alexandredesouza3692
      @alexandredesouza3692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      What creeps me out about this guy is that he keeps using the same family-friendly, monetizable youtuber tone of voice as he creates and tests out an incredibly dangerous weapon. He knows what he's doing, that voice is a cover.
      All of that can be summed up here: 13:06-13:30.

    • @soccerflea4563
      @soccerflea4563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Alexandre de Souza yeah if someone pisses him off he could single handedly start and win WW3

    • @alexandredesouza3692
      @alexandredesouza3692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@soccerflea4563 LMFAO
      I imagined a hostage situation.

    • @soccerflea4563
      @soccerflea4563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alexandre de Souza that too

    • @baguette745
      @baguette745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao

  • @asdasdasdasddcz
    @asdasdasdasddcz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3113

    This man is one lab accident away from being a super villain
    .

    • @Bleepbleepblorbus
      @Bleepbleepblorbus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Well usually the super villains are overlooked before being super villains

    • @yuvarajsinha3491
      @yuvarajsinha3491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He can be A super hero instead

    • @matthewwriter9539
      @matthewwriter9539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hey. I understood that reference!

    • @Sambulemme
      @Sambulemme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He's literally Syndrome from "The Incredibles"

    • @asdasdasdasddcz
      @asdasdasdasddcz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@matthewwriter9539 Big Bang theory?

  • @theranweaver1197
    @theranweaver1197 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The sawzall on the desk had me dying lmao

  • @pastafarianpanda5731
    @pastafarianpanda5731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    "Now if the laser was million times more powerful, it could rip apart the molecules in the air to make a conductive plasma. But *unfortunately* I can't do that"
    Unfortunately?

    • @bingusiswatching6335
      @bingusiswatching6335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yeah, it would be cool to have a laser that literally plasmises the air.

    • @pastafarianpanda5731
      @pastafarianpanda5731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@bingusiswatching6335 But it can be weaponized though... And that won't be good. And the extreme danger it possess if there was even the slightest mistake.

    • @gebetotv4427
      @gebetotv4427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "unfortunately i cant do that with this one."
      Unfortunately?
      WAIT, WITH THIS ONE?!

    • @fireteamomega2343
      @fireteamomega2343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The army already did it quite a few years ago it's called the lightning gun it's meant to disable vehicles.

    • @cadkls
      @cadkls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pastafarianpanda5731 You've been reading too many SCPs

  • @Woe_YT
    @Woe_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    "we think of our electronics as getting smaller and more powerful"
    Pans across phones getting progressively bigger.
    *Nice*

    • @yoboialex
      @yoboialex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well the tech inside them is getting way smaller and more powerful

    • @twobladedswordsandmauls2120
      @twobladedswordsandmauls2120 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes.

    • @Woe_YT
      @Woe_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      300 likes in 15 minutes 🤔

    • @TheSackless
      @TheSackless 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

    • @josephwillis1581
      @josephwillis1581 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Woe_YT yeahh, because everyone is a fucking moron.

  • @J0hnB09
    @J0hnB09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1226

    Murder: breaks into StyroPyro’s house with a knife.
    StyroPyro: you brought a knife to a laser fight.

    • @josephwillis1581
      @josephwillis1581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Like trying to rob Tony Stark 😂

    • @J0hnB09
      @J0hnB09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Jeseph Willis maybe he will become real life tony stark with a different origin story?

    • @jassemaltsalimalt4483
      @jassemaltsalimalt4483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@J0hnB09 this man is bored. He became a hero and then accidentally destroyed the Andromeda

    • @castlebadergaming5796
      @castlebadergaming5796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@J0hnB09 that is the hack Smith they made a iron man suit a captain America shield and stornreaker and the hammer

    • @lev7509
      @lev7509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Murderer: *uses knife to reflect laser*

  • @Cymricus
    @Cymricus ปีที่แล้ว

    8:37 me before the explanation: “how stupid”
    me after the explanation: i see. i see.

  • @dreamybullx1
    @dreamybullx1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    Imagine someone robs him and he pulls that out

    • @megugu2155
      @megugu2155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      burglar wont realize he has ten small holes in his heart and he will never learn that a laser did it.
      also styropyro will also realize he screwed up because no laser goggles.

    • @nishitsoni3297
      @nishitsoni3297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@megugu2155 or he could keep his eyes closed and 360 no scope!

    • @Viole01
      @Viole01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@nishitsoni3297 killing everyone in the vicinity

    • @necrohero0
      @necrohero0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Instant permablind

    • @saddah11
      @saddah11 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blinding em

  • @patrickbrown33
    @patrickbrown33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    I imagine his neighbors live in constant fear.

    • @MedalionDS9
      @MedalionDS9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Having a nice cereal breakfast and a laser beam breaks through their walls and into his brain, instant death

    • @bluebleach8902
      @bluebleach8902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Having a nice coffee and you see your neighbour create the fucking sun in garage

    • @TheConjurersTower
      @TheConjurersTower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'd probably tinfoil the outside of every window facing his house tbh...

    • @garychap8384
      @garychap8384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If, by neighbours, you mean Canada ..... yes..... yes they do : )

    • @TN-ci4ox
      @TN-ci4ox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Blue Bleach we annoyed him and he threw the fucking sun at us

  • @benhall6206
    @benhall6206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    Styropyro: “this thing is a lot of fun”
    **immediately tries to prevent his house from burning down**
    12:31

    • @Chillisbab
      @Chillisbab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cracks me up every time

    • @technosaurusarcanex3247
      @technosaurusarcanex3247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like his "Huh, well that's terrifying." right before

    • @benhall6206
      @benhall6206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Technosaurus Arcanex the guy is giving me mixed feelings LMAO

    • @benhall6206
      @benhall6206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NpDGilQTST STSETZXuXz ayeeee pilotredsun

  • @nighthawkgamingYT
    @nighthawkgamingYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    help I can’t stop watching cool lasers

  • @samgarcia3329
    @samgarcia3329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    Nobody:
    Styropyro: I'm going to make an illegal military grade laser in my garage

    • @kaylaschehr7375
      @kaylaschehr7375 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Basically

    • @athayaaa2618
      @athayaaa2618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And put it on YT

    • @GabrieleirbaGabrieleirbag
      @GabrieleirbaGabrieleirbag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amazing

    • @WhiteUnicorn82
      @WhiteUnicorn82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Nobody"? Perhaps you mean, "Everybody else".
      Common mistake. It occurs when one blindly follows others with little forethought.

    • @auugh43546
      @auugh43546 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WhiteUnicorn82 it’s a meme bro

  • @Metachronosshill
    @Metachronosshill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    "you've probably heard of raid 'cause everyone is shoving it down your throat."

    • @RealNovgorod
      @RealNovgorod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You've probably heard of the right arrow key.

    • @5TAN137
      @5TAN137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Raid your sanity

    • @iwilleatyourchildren2541
      @iwilleatyourchildren2541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you want to SELL YOUR SOUL😈

  • @warcrimes390
    @warcrimes390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1921

    Him: *builds the death star and uses it on jupiter*
    Also him in a half assed tone: “Wow, thats crazy!”

    • @SCHATTENJGGER
      @SCHATTENJGGER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahaha

    • @lizard9912
      @lizard9912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Jupiter is just a gas so you know what it mean

    • @voscrolp1526
      @voscrolp1526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That’s cool, but I think we can do better

    • @Allan_Garcia
      @Allan_Garcia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @codydiakiw8447
      @codydiakiw8447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lizard9912 that’s not really true though

  • @Åbhîshēk-Raj-009
    @Åbhîshēk-Raj-009 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    16:24 beam ignites the wood ❌😵‍💫
    Wood ignites the beam 😂👍🏻✌🏻 ✅

  • @Snazie
    @Snazie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    2020: most powerful handheld laser
    2040: man made Death Star

    • @landonmartinez2596
      @landonmartinez2596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      3000: hand held death star

    • @gvardiecky9507
      @gvardiecky9507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      3250: man just delete a planet !

    • @Snazie
      @Snazie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gvardiecky9507 we can't even borrow God's command block without getting banned

    • @palpatine_killer4605
      @palpatine_killer4605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      3500: Universe collapser prototype

    • @philhurslit7601
      @philhurslit7601 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@palpatine_killer4605 'handheld' universe collapser prototype

  • @pooker5051
    @pooker5051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    "This thing can easily cause fires"
    Shows him shining it in a forest on the thumbnail

    • @Gay_Priest
      @Gay_Priest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pooker Plays that image shows up later in the video when he’s talking about other people that have built pulse lasers much stronger than this

    • @anonlilly1699
      @anonlilly1699 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They exist . And are being used . Wakeup

    • @Gay_Priest
      @Gay_Priest 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ANON Lilly he never said they didn’t exist, just that he thought it was him in the thumbnail

    • @zelogn2429
      @zelogn2429 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he caused the New Zealand fire

    • @relaity1496
      @relaity1496 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Team trees: I'm about to end this whole man's career
      .

  • @VergilxUA
    @VergilxUA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    2020: World's most powerful CW handheld laser
    2070: Handheld Death Star

    • @ityaboi1454
      @ityaboi1454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Anyone wanna play minecraft with me?

    • @ethanhiggins4887
      @ethanhiggins4887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      honestly ur not far off considering he demonstrated a laser that is 1000 times stronger and 4000 times more efficient than a laser from 20 years ago.

    • @Fit_soldier
      @Fit_soldier 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it ya boi sure dude

    • @saaimgussain
      @saaimgussain 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want to play

    • @TheTruth-lc2ku
      @TheTruth-lc2ku 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you had me dying on the floor while i read this XDD

  • @daviddv123
    @daviddv123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:23
    styropyro made the achivment: Bring home the Beacon

  • @jonathanbruhn6211
    @jonathanbruhn6211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    US military: builds worlds most powerful handheld laser in secret.
    Styropyro: hold my Blue laser diode array rated for 95 watts of output power

    • @BnORailFan
      @BnORailFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      But the military one costs $3 billion

    • @eddw123
      @eddw123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@BnORailFan what a rip-off for the country 🤣

    • @cristiiik1
      @cristiiik1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Never laughed so hard in mylife

    • @cristiiik1
      @cristiiik1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Laughs in nerd

    • @weasle2904
      @weasle2904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eddw123 was a joke, but ok

  • @wolfiecascade9589
    @wolfiecascade9589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    2040:
    "So today I'm overclocking the Death star's laser since it's obviously underwhelming, oh wow I ripped a hole in space and time!"

    • @sirboringname
      @sirboringname 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Kinda cool but it won't keep me entertained for too long. Let's try an add some more power

    • @kingmeme1st95
      @kingmeme1st95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh cool I just blew up a whole galaxy now that’s some power

    • @misteryokel3853
      @misteryokel3853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sir Boring Name but the new 2.0 laser is boring, I’m thinking we should add some more power to it

    • @misteryokel3853
      @misteryokel3853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’ve invented the 3.0 laser and oh wow wait why is the universe imploding in on itself

    • @michaelhilgendorf1013
      @michaelhilgendorf1013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Heh let’s try some more

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    That one kid in class with the laser pen: "Haha, look at this."
    Styropyro: "Haha, yeah, don't look at this, _you'll go blind and die."_

    • @curiouser1
      @curiouser1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't forget the smiley face 🙂

  • @Josuavl387
    @Josuavl387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *"styropyro has gained the advancement Bring Home The Beacon"*

  • @arkchiller6126
    @arkchiller6126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    He sounds like one of those kids from those cheesy 90’s safety commercials

    • @brycehawes7990
      @brycehawes7990 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ryan Laffler or malcom from malcom in the middle

    • @buglab2285
      @buglab2285 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha nice

    • @BigGleemRecords
      @BigGleemRecords 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I heard Kevin McAllister grew up and is now building Iron Man suits for the military 👀

    • @benmccullough3605
      @benmccullough3605 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But he's the one you need to stay safe from

    • @BenderdickCumbersnatch
      @BenderdickCumbersnatch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *He is like a mix of Marty McFly from Back to the Future, and Kevin from Home Alone, and the infomercial actors, and the Scout from Team Fortress 2, and Steve from Minecraft...*

  • @blade0xb
    @blade0xb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Styro is one traumatic life-changing event from becoming a super villian

    • @potentialbread4682
      @potentialbread4682 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well... I will find out where his parents live and go there with this laser

    • @henryjohnnytacosjr9222
      @henryjohnnytacosjr9222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is like a super villan from The Incredibles ahhahaha

    • @sallyviolet13
      @sallyviolet13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now that's funny stuff, best comment!

    • @hevenlyfire
      @hevenlyfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😁😁😁

  • @plutnium2483
    @plutnium2483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Styropyro in 2050: I made a laser that can destroy the moon in one second... With a nuclear power plant that I found on eBay!!

    • @GoofyGoober9775
      @GoofyGoober9775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Koro sensei wants to know your location

    • @plutnium2483
      @plutnium2483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GoofyGoober9775 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol

    • @eiteiei4063
      @eiteiei4063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you mean D battery?

    • @thetizz1232
      @thetizz1232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dave N imagine being called Dave 😂😂😂

    • @alejandroarellano4277
      @alejandroarellano4277 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GoofyGoober9775 who is Koro Sensei

  • @kevinkukla3948
    @kevinkukla3948 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I mean, seriously, there's no sane reason for anything like this to even exist. Yet, here I am, flaunting it on a you tube video!" (11:52, sick, evil, devilish grin)
    HILARIOUS.

  • @jimskywaker4345
    @jimskywaker4345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    plot twist when he says don't try this a home he is talking about raid

  • @pigoverlord8250
    @pigoverlord8250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +945

    “Honey the neighbors are building death rays again”

    • @somekidplays355
      @somekidplays355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @kentarouification
      @kentarouification 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm sure all his neighbors moved away a long time ago.

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kentarouification yea I bet lmao

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *rolls eyes...yes dear...we've talked about this...and YES he did obtain the permit from Area 51 first and it IS in compliance with the Tyco Treaty within the civilian recreational clauses*

    • @bluefaust3990
      @bluefaust3990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Copied

  • @Rais-Codex
    @Rais-Codex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1895

    Alternate title: Raid shadow legends sponsors a potentially lethal weapon.

    • @enamelbucket2081
      @enamelbucket2081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      that fits

    • @MrWhangdoodles
      @MrWhangdoodles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      All lethal weapons are potentially lethal.
      It's a lethal toy though. Other than powering things from far away this thing's useless.

    • @andrewhansen7690
      @andrewhansen7690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@MrWhangdoodles Useless? Ha. Fun is the best use of objects. That and fire

    • @t-rexgamer1018
      @t-rexgamer1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lethal. just looking at it with the naked eye makes you go blind

    • @memesarekeem
      @memesarekeem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@t-rexgamer1018 Looking at any light too long makes you blind.

  • @DanTDMJace
    @DanTDMJace ปีที่แล้ว

    People breaking in to his shed:
    _Ooh whats this_
    **goes blind and gets third degree burn**

  • @Goobis_og
    @Goobis_og 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2023

    Every time i watch this guy hes sounds so terrifyingly innocent then i realize what im looking at is a pyromaniac child that exerts more raw power than the things he creates

    • @tentedkarma7465
      @tentedkarma7465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      A 28 year old child?

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@tentedkarma7465 a pyromaniac's, yes

    • @Mo-xj8sx
      @Mo-xj8sx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@tentedkarma7465 he’s 28???

    • @tentedkarma7465
      @tentedkarma7465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Mo-xj8sx yep although he sounds 15 he's 28

    • @Mo-xj8sx
      @Mo-xj8sx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@tentedkarma7465 I thought he was like 19

  • @phoenixthegrandanomaly236
    @phoenixthegrandanomaly236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    The us government: We don’t have the technology to create laser based weaponry
    This guy: hehe, handheld death

    • @joedoe1096
      @joedoe1096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The Navy and air Force both have laser weapons already made. The national guard is expecting to put smaller versions on Humvees.

    • @phoenixthegrandanomaly236
      @phoenixthegrandanomaly236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@joedoe1096 its not starwars yet. I am unhappy

    • @harvestor6404
      @harvestor6404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We have a laser dazzler that blinds threats coming towards us.

    • @lolp171
      @lolp171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No He s like laser go bsh bsh

    • @FuckThatYo
      @FuckThatYo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I just watched a video of the US Navy’s new laser which can destroy aircraft while in-flight. It has an output of 150 kilowatts. The laser in this video is just a little over 100 watts.
      So yes, not only does the US Government certainly have the technology to create laser-based weaponry, they have already utilized said technology to create a weapon with truly unimaginable destructive power.

  • @meable3763
    @meable3763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    One day this guy's gonna slice the sun in half and say "i think I can do better"

    • @xandergutter7296
      @xandergutter7296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You Right

    • @holysmokes4493
      @holysmokes4493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is that actually possible? Asking for a friend.

    • @JAGuy
      @JAGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@holysmokes4493 I don't think so even if it's the sun would explode immediately after that and we would all die

    • @AllNightGamerYT
      @AllNightGamerYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JAGuy the ultimate laser

    • @admiralhajaan7547
      @admiralhajaan7547 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lasers, phasers, stysers?

  • @whoisligistinus
    @whoisligistinus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    close enough, welcome back symmetra

  • @BrookD.Artist
    @BrookD.Artist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    He talks like he lives in the 90's and I love it.

    • @devinenova9075
      @devinenova9075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No blackpink or anime influences, just pure star wars

    • @xGaLoSx
      @xGaLoSx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was just going to comment the same lmao He sounds exactly like how i remember the 90s.

    • @ulyssesmullins3181
      @ulyssesmullins3181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bill Nyes son lol

    • @TheGQstyle
      @TheGQstyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underrated comment. This is hilarious and wildly accurate 😂💯

    • @RonaldRaiden
      @RonaldRaiden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like it's a video from Nickelodeon but for adults who grew up watching Nickelodeon because it's dangerous lasers and stuff

  • @HYBECTIVE
    @HYBECTIVE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2699

    Him: “this is sponsored by raid shado...”
    Me: >>>10 >>>10 >>>10

    • @jamesmnguyen
      @jamesmnguyen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      I use skip 5 seconds, the superior skip interval.

    • @samuelconnolly4549
      @samuelconnolly4549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      James Nguyen fax

    • @norcalfishing5112
      @norcalfishing5112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      James Nguyen love it or hate it, james nguyen is spittin straight fax

    • @snekzoneone3811
      @snekzoneone3811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jamesmnguyen He is referring to the phone version I think.

    • @ToastedTopHat
      @ToastedTopHat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      rrsgt007 you can still change that

  • @The8BitGuy
    @The8BitGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2673

    I would like to use this to deal with wasp nests around my house!

    • @loganiushere
      @loganiushere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      “The Wasp Incenerator 9000
      Literally vaporizes the wasps!*
      *May vaporize anything product points at.”

    • @Ikxi
      @Ikxi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      He has a modified fly swatter video, look at that.
      Burned a wasp nest pretty well.

    • @aidanbrooks771
      @aidanbrooks771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Commander X16 laser add-on?

    • @prancerdontcare8832
      @prancerdontcare8832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would love this thing

    • @rageriustheoverlord7086
      @rageriustheoverlord7086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its so bright it turns off the light in the room. Of course it will handle the bees

  • @ethangarcia854
    @ethangarcia854 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:43 my childhood self just got so excited cause this man made something that looks exactly like a lightsaber lol

  • @slaytorr.
    @slaytorr. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    This man is explaining physics with a screwdriver shoved in a wall socket... I love this channel.

    • @diegopugaquintanilla4344
      @diegopugaquintanilla4344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its _fine_ , he has a reason to have a screwdriver in the power outlet

    • @onepangaean3018
      @onepangaean3018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Timestamp?

    • @slaytorr.
      @slaytorr. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@onepangaean3018 0:01 lol

    • @onepangaean3018
      @onepangaean3018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@slaytorr. shit I didn't see that first time wow

    • @burst1u
      @burst1u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He has it in the ground pin, to ground something out, perfectly safe.

  • @zuhaiyr
    @zuhaiyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    "Listen kid, I don't have much time, the temperature of the laser is-"
    *Thermometer dies*

    • @ylekyoti4496
      @ylekyoti4496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao...I just peed from laughing

    • @balls5823
      @balls5823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ylekyoti4496 ew

    • @TheNinjaDwarfBiker
      @TheNinjaDwarfBiker 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      this guy probably got too much lead poisoning from soldering. Now he has mercury to deal with

    • @DVSProductions
      @DVSProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheNinjaDwarfBiker you can't get lead poisoning from soldering. If you eat your leaded solder you might

    • @ArtemisKitty
      @ArtemisKitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Loomy ...Except that was a red-liquid thermometer, not silver. Silver (metal) is mercury. Red is just colored alcohol.

  • @erinkarp6317
    @erinkarp6317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    "There is no safe reason for this to exist"
    And *that*, that is why we are here

    • @mrboredom5536
      @mrboredom5536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If it’s safe it’s not as fun

    • @diamondbeater8121
      @diamondbeater8121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Definitely not because he said the only current that passes through the watt amplifier once it gets away from each other is corona

    • @null_ify
      @null_ify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that feeling when the words you meant to bold weren't bolded