Darrell Hammond - Murder on the Bayou - This Is Not Happening
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 พ.ค. 2019
- After Darrell Hammond gets harassed by a couple of men at a New Orleans bar, a pair of French Quarter cops on horseback rescue him. (Contains strong language.)
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I like that Darrell plays to the audience behind him as well.
yes! that was the first thing I was thinking!
Yeah man. His pro shows!
The mark of a true gentleman!
Totally agree!! Why is there audience behind the performer? Excellent show...New venue required....
@@acousticsoundz1985 It's been here for like three years, its kinda part of it now.
As a New Orleans native, I can confirm that those horseback Quarter cops are actually pretty badass. One Mardi Gras, I watched them search this really young black kid because someone had said he was selling drugs. They frisked him, found nothing, and as an apology they let him ride on one of the horses. That kid went from looking so confused to so happy so quickly.
That's fucking awesome!
Horseback cops are some of the most amazing folks I've ever encountered. The Dallas PD's horse patrols are used every year at the state fair, and I'd swear they're just what Hammond describes here. The horses are massive, the riders are massive, but they are the most friendly, helpful cops I've ever interacted with.
Agreed
YEAH NOLA PRIDE!!!!!!
@@gameweasel7602 as a Texan native I can confirm. Also as a son of one of those officers they are also cool off of horseback.
I can honestly say that's the first time I've heard someone get the accent darn near spot on. He nailed it!
@Brian Brian 8
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Lol well damn he should, he got paid to do it for years
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He played Bill Clinton longer then Bill Clinton
*74 years ago a 1 yr old baby made an impression of a baby that'd not be born for another year. Since that day, the original baby has always been like baby number 2
@@jakehix8132 what
And better than Phil Hartman. Please @me.
4k hillery
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You can tell this guy is good because he actually moves around and let's 360° of club see his act. ☆☆☆☆☆
Dude is a shapeshifter, was born for the stage.
When you are altered by us, you wake up the next morning with a speech impediment. I wish all cops were that clear about their intentions. LOL
Nah, they push their seatbelt buttons with their pistols, and rush in guns ablazed, just to turn around and cry fault, even though they just killed a dude.
Broken King hey! Fuck off!
My father was a cop. He had the same attitude. He would always make clear to you that he was about to fuck you up. And he could walk the walk, as well as talk the talk. I remember I only back talked and disrespected him once. He had retired as a police officer and was working as a bouncer in my grandmothers club. I was 22 and came in and we had words, I smarted off and turned around and walked out. Next thing I know I was spun around by him, he grabbed me by the throat and lifted me off the ground like Darth Vader and said, "Boy...I'll break both your legs....". That was the first and ONLY time I ever disrespected him...lol.
@@rileyblackmon808 Not my proudest fap...
@@brokenking5044 the "dude" deserved it.
He should tell his story about getting locked up in Jamaica when he was young. He told it YEARS AGO on Loveline and it was amazing.
love that old school showmen ship. he wants the people in back to also see his gesture of facial expression.
Yeah I would feel weird sitting behind lol
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Jesus Christ I forgot Hammond still exists. Maybe because his and Phil Hartman's talents are so effin scary. LA/Hollywood, more Hammond please!
We don't "tune up", we alter...
That must be the scariest thing a giant cop can say to you in New Orleans.
National treasure right there! Hammond's a fkin legend. To this day I rewatch SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy with him as Sean Connery and I still laugh like I did the first time.
“That’s not what your mother said last night! Ha hahaha ha!! Eat that, Trebeck!”
Been waiting too long for Darrell to return. This guy is a fucking legend
Who else needs more French Quarter cop's stories!!?
Found out the hard way in 2006 that they won’t arrest you for getting naked on bourbon st, but they will if you get naked and try to climb onto a float because “I gotta be part of the show!”
When you're altered by us you wake up the next morning with a speech impediment LOL that dude was hardcore
his voice for the horse 😂😂😂
It couldn't have been less original....
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@@mikebarnes7441How many horse voices you know?
F'ing intro spoilers. When will Comedy Central listen to us and stop that BS in his awesome show
It's not much of a spoiler. I always laugh when I figure out what they're actually talking about. But it's not needed. And neither is the long ass intro
I just skip it
That's why you have the option of skipping it when the video starts.
Kelvin Ireland,...The story wasn't about a girl who flashed him. That was a warm up. The story came later.
I used to read the end of books first because it made the story more intresting, the intro does not bother me.
Dude, I’ve actually met a cop with an insane low vocal octave. It was awesomely terrifying. Their voice literally demanded all of the attention. Pretty nice guy.
Looks like James spader from the blacklist.
Lewis R I was thinking he looks like a mix of James Spader and earlier Bill Clinton.
Oh God that is so right and so depressing
Darrell Hammond! More of him please! ❤
12 mins of a guy fighting with a mic stand.... 😂
thought the same, but the comedy overcame my discomfort
Is that a bad thing? I feel like it would be comforting to +hold that long shaft as a gay man..
this comment is funnier than the whole set
@@chillisdinho ikr :/
Cocain is a hell of a drug
I remember I saw Daryl Hammond at the Improv in Miami. He was talking about the time he met Monica Lewinsky. He said they locked eyes as they walked up to each. He was caught off guard as she leaned in to give him a hello kiss. As he was about to give her a kiss he hears a voice in the back of his mind. It says (in Bill Clinton’s voice) “Surprise”.😂😂😂😂
He looks so different when he's not Sean Connery
don't we all
I would have said I did not have sexual relations with that camera
That's much better. haha
I literally f*cking died at the termite voices part as I was listening to this on my AirPods while working in Walmart. Pretty sure a couple dozen people in my town think I’m crazy 😂
Robert Griffin you rock!
From New Orleans can confirm the french quarter cops are huge , they're cool though
Facts!!! As long as you dont start know shit won't be know shit
Yep. Live here too.
Another N.O. native; I watched them search this really young black kid one Mardi Gras because someone had said he was selling drugs. They frisked him, found nothing, and as an apology they let him ride on one of the horses. That kid went from looking so confused to so happy so quickly.
nidia m no they not
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Hearing a New Orleans story and knowing how little he's exaggerating
Yes ha ha
Nice to see someone doing something he is great at. One of the best Darrell Hammond!
The impression of the guy talking to the officer cracked me up. Sounds like an impediment which is sad but reminded me of a story my uncle witnessed. His mechanic talks like that. Then this other guy comes in talking like the mechanic so the mechanic gets pissed and asks if the guy is making fun of him. Now the guy is pissed and thinks the mechanic is making fin of him. He laughed and left but I wonder if they ever figured it out.
Thirteen (13) right taps to skip the intro.
STOP BLOWING THE PUNCH!
@@missoula2213 damn Eric you get off on this huh
Josiah Gould,...That was a warm up. The story came later.
@@missoula2213 I can smell that scrubby beard from here!
@@peachyjam9440 probably because its rarely the punchline 🤷♂️
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Hammond is a MASTER
Oh, she's just wildcatting.
You sir are a kindred spirit.
oh,this one? This one right here? Is THIS the problem? He's said "is THIS the problem? "😂😂😂😂😂
My God. I never knew he stopped because of death threats . That's hysteria
There are good reasons not to want to be famous. They figure into many people's decisions.
Is that not al gore in a cowboy hat?
HisashiBuri8....that is NOT a cowboy hat....
@@branon6565 You right my bad.
@@branon6565 r/usernamechecksout
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1:07 Skipperino Introrino
The co ed impression is great! 😂👍
He serves the realm well with his jokes.
@2:30 "You could see it when it would come over their face"
I see what you did there man! 😂😂😂
Quick.
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Had me rolling the entire time lol
I enjoyed him on celebrity jepordy with Will Farrell.. He always played Sean Connery.
thats how you talk to the audience ! that way everyone is into it !
He used to crack me up with his jessie jackson impersonations
Good lord he had me laughing out loud at my job!!!
Lord Varys reincarnated as a comedian
I Drink Apple Jucie Thank you! I was struggling to remember where I had seen this guy before
I though it was James Spader from the thumbnail
"We do not tune up. We alter." I think that's the scariest threat I've ever heard.
DARRELL has been getting a raw deal. He should be in more stuff. People suck. Comedy should be a free zone.
PLEASE bring this series back.
Loved Darrell since SNL
Never ever watched this dude ever and I was deff old enough to have enjoyed him on Saturday night live.
I know he did a Bill Clinton impersonation and that’s it really.
But I enjoyed him here so I’m off to find some more of him!
Comedy Central, This is not happening is on the same level as The Chappelle Show. Bring it back. Keep Ari and Roy
Legend! Everyone should watch his documentary and read his book.
I was hoping someone would mention that! Documentary is still on Netflix.
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His voice are what put it over the top for me!
Those spoiler intros need to go. I understand what you guys are trying to do, but it ain't working.
Just skip them
John Kittz,...that was a warm up. The story came later.
I used to read the end of books first because it made the story more intresting, the intro does not bother me.
Thanks.
@Dr.Fünke's100%NaturalGood-TimeFamilyBandSolution hahaha because your comment read like straight sarcasm and he said thanks and you said you're welcome
He plays a good Bill Clinton! Legend!
Best one I’ve seen in a while
🗣🍮Darrel Hammond has a voice like salted caramel. Am I right ?
5:40 you gotta love that kind of honesty. I feel the same way about myself
New Orleans baby! Love it. Miss it.
The horse came in the bar😹, he was ready to kick ass too.
I love the Tune up part
I love the title of his book lol
Hammond is starting to look like Boy George.
i was thinkin a less stylish Varys
My lighter works. There'd be fewer ninjas in the world.
Surprisingly tame story for this show.
LEGEND
11:33 brilliant accent, lol
I skip the intros every single goddamn motherfuking time!!!!
Agreed, waste of time. There’s no need for a host tbh.
Same, they’re awful
M C A gives away punch line too
Let it loosen your mood, sounds like you're stiff 😉
you and everbody else.
I honestly thought this guy was Al Gore.
He doesn't remind me of Al Gore at all, but like a generic uncle 2× removed or something, everyone has, think it's the shape of his face, and hat
@@zuverlassig2jl Google al gore and tell me they don't look alike.
@@HisashiBuri8 IDK, maybe. I just alerted envision the younger Al Gore. I keep forgetting he's changed so much over the years. To bad Al was never this funny...hahaha. I never pay any attention to him, or any politicians, right now so ..but I remember Tipper too. She annoyed me so much.
@@HisashiBuri8
He definitely resembles Al Gore😆
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It is criminal how few views this has.
Damn that was tight!
It looks like a car chasing Drew breeze 😂😂
Best intro yet
Darrel Hammond is the white Tim Meadows.
Devilock79....Tim Meadows is the black Darrel Hammond.....
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504! Yo Momma's is the Best Burger in the FQ for sure
New Orleans native and resident here. First, you never screw with French Quarter cops. Second, call me Darrell! Let's hang out!
Is Raymond Redington in comedy now?
His Clinton impression is phenomenal
Smooth voice
Lord Varis is hilarious...
Yeah that ain't exactly like I thought. you don't get that kind of treatment from the horse cops in New Orleans unless you are a star. and I agree with the other comment I read, that's one group of people I would never mess with.
The cops in the French Quarter is as laid-back as it can be
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Its refreshing to listen to a comic on here that's not relying on disgusting language to get a laugh
I didn’t know that people are awake for their colonoscopy. Thank all that is good and holy that I was under anesthesia.
Maybe he just wanted to be awake
Years ago, I worked with a lady, who had one, and came to work telling everyone that she looked up her own butthole. She asked the Doc if she could see it, and he let her 🤣 True story!
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NGL i love these damn intros
Morgan Freeman is a New Orleans cop?
i became a Pro intro cuter ..
Me too! Always skip to a min 5!
"Ain'tGonBeNoProblem"
God, that opening is tedious
Execute order 66 on those fuckin intros, man.
Good story
Well acted out but the mic adjustments were super distracting
It's because the stage is 360 and not 180 degrees.
His talking is super distracting.
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Varys is hilarious!
New Orleans cops really are like that...
I would be scared shitless by any cop that said that to me. He could be five feet tall but if he's calmly telling me that life is all about the choices we make and about being "altered" I'd be pretty damn scared.
That’s my city!!
I didn’t know Varys had a career as a comedian.
The merman skidaddled to do stand up and the dumb dumb replaced him to be executed
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So he snitched to the cops cause two guys sat across from him in a booth?? Wtf haha
No, according to what he actually says,
despite being totally freaked out he played it cool and asked the waitress if that was normal, and *she* got the cops because she knew the creeps in question and knew they weren't going to behave unless cops were involved...
And even then, he tried to deescalate by saying it was no big deal and that he was glad to just leave.
That’s so sick 🤕
If termites spoke!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
I didn't know Red Reddington got into stand up comedy